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so then...what we all getting our girl friends for valentines? (n/m) (General Chat) - Half Pint, Feb 11, 13:19:04
- I don't have a girlfriend (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 11, 13:32:28
  - *fuck buddy* (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 11, 13:33:01
    - Well, frequently but (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 11, 13:36:15
      - I'm sure the grammar pedants will soon point out that (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 11, 13:38:22
    - Fuck-granny more like. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 11, 13:35:32
      - Not yet, as indeed I am not yet a grandad (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 11, 13:37:20
- a sock monster. the wife gets nothing though. (n/m) (General Chat) - bobble, Feb 11, 13:29:49
- a trip to Norwich v Hull with all the trimmings. (Pie and pint) (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Feb 11, 13:28:15
- Nothing. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 13:26:29
  - me's off to Pete and the Pirates thurs (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 13:28:51
    - Have you been texting Fanzone again? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 11, 13:35:32
      - There was a few from norwich fans yesterday I noticed (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 13:46:17
        
        I nearly did, myself In frustration at how dismal the Chelsea/Liverpool game was (General Chat) - Small, Feb 11, 13:50:54
        
        I saw that and nearly fell asleep. They want Didier Drogbas back pronto, them. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 13:53:17
    - How romantic (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 13:31:57
      - Thanks (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 13:47:01
        
        gang bang? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 11, 14:00:26
  - Better eat it quick before she gets back or the bitch will want half of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 13:28:41
    - Ferzackerly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 13:30:35
- A fucking good seeing too. And I'm getting the wife a watch. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 13:25:10
  - *seeing to* (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 13:25:52
- nuffink (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 11, 13:24:41
- I'm getting yours pregnant (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 11, 13:22:14
  - good luck (n/m) (General Chat) - Half Pint, Feb 11, 13:22:25
- silent treatment (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 13:21:15
  - Wouldn't you need a girlfriend to do that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 11, 13:32:22
    - straight to video (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 13:45:30
  - last time i got her anything it was a (General Chat) - Half Pint, Feb 11, 13:22:52
    - Isn't that what Fred West bought his daughters ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 13:24:39
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Half Pint, Feb 11, 13:29:45
- How about a nice pearl necklace? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 11, 13:20:52
  - she gets one of those most weekends (n/m) (General Chat) - Half Pint, Feb 11, 13:24:35
FAO The Judge (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 11, 13:07:51
- Mad Moose 1up Restaurant... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 11, 15:01:17
  - Full of unwashed students and wannabe yuppies (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 11, 15:22:57
    - in the pub maybe.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Feb 11, 15:32:27
- I wouldn't bother, It's gone down the pan (General Chat) - Small, Feb 11, 13:28:51
- Pretty sure we booked by phone last time (General Chat) - The Judge, Feb 11, 13:12:57
  - Maybe because it's Valentine's night (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 11, 13:15:45
Alan Brazil scores for Brazil. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Feb 9, 15:42:10
- Ha ha. Are we still after him? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 9, 15:44:41
  - Yes (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Feb 9, 15:47:10
Tent Evans (NCFC) - Small, Feb 9, 13:56:20
- Thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 9, 14:01:59
- I'm more wig wam than tent. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 9, 13:59:43
2008 Celebrity Dead Pool...my five (General Chat) - Ricochet Rabbit, Feb 8, 12:03:21
- Rip off of my Celebrity Death Bus (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 8, 12:55:27
- tudders (General Chat) - Small, Feb 8, 12:48:55
  - That's the sweetest thing you've ever said. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 8, 13:01:34
- I'll go for (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 8, 12:37:27
- I keep meaning to finish the Celebrity Deadpool website I was doing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 8, 12:14:03
  - What is your top five for 2008? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ricochet Rabbit, Feb 8, 12:21:13
    - Dunno, would need to think about it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 8, 12:23:32
      - That's not very nice (n/m) (General Chat) - Asparagus Spears, Feb 8, 12:45:15
      - Alex Higgins, if he's still breathing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 8, 12:27:52
        
        I considered him, but apparently he's had a successful op (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 8, 12:39:42
        
        I always had banker alcoholics in George Best and Denis Thatcher, but obviously (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 8, 12:44:02
        
        Michael J. Fox might be worth a shout though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 8, 12:44:44
        
        Is M Thatcher dead yet? Or the bloke who played Fred out of Coronation St? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 8, 12:52:07
        
        When Thatcher dies, PK will be on here to tell us for sure (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Feb 8, 13:05:05
- Mine (General Chat) - NobodyherebutusCreos, Feb 8, 12:05:34
  - good use of inverted commas (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 8, 12:26:30
    - Which Steve Wright ? The one who will "commit suicide" in prison ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 8, 12:42:20
      - He's not guilty (General Chat) - shoddy, Feb 8, 12:43:00
        
        So it was you then ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 8, 12:43:44
    - Here's 5 (General Chat) - Cannydc, Feb 8, 12:32:51
      - I was thinking about the Greek Duke also. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Feb 8, 12:42:46
      - Norman Wisdom is going to live forever (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 8, 12:41:42
        
        Substitution !!!!!! (General Chat) - Cannydc, Feb 8, 12:49:29
        
        Glitter is a good call. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 8, 12:54:57
    - Saville is a great shout, but in the deadpool I played in at my last firm ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 8, 12:29:19
      - I'd clean up on Joran van der Sloot then (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 8, 12:40:02
        
        After a "who?" and a Google, he wouldn't've been admissable in that deadpool. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 8, 12:47:50
        
        Why's that ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 8, 12:55:05
      - Ah well then (General Chat) - NobodyherebutusCreos, Feb 8, 12:31:31
Carol Didn't Wear Her Lab Goggles, Now She Doesn't Need Them. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 16:24:28
- "Tudders Wore His Beer Goggles, Now He Wishes He Hadn't" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 7, 16:25:36
  - He NEVER wishes he hadn't - ever though. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 16:29:02
  - You say that, I've got lumps of it round the back Keith. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 7, 16:28:08
    - I don't think that £65 includes breakfast (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 16:32:23
      - Is that the standard for tax free legs open in norfolk? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 7, 17:24:07
        
        If you ever were to go, you could find out for yourself. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 7, 17:36:14
        
        Although I'm fairly liberal minded, and think being a prossy is a an honest way of making (General Chat) - pants, Feb 7, 17:38:23
      - Brecky-head. We can sort that out later. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 7, 16:34:36
        
        You can't go out on a Leo without a decent brekkers - that's just crazy talking. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 16:39:36
        
        Huge Ruby on the Friday night - there's some good'uns in Cov. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 16:45:30
        
        Coventry? Dunno, when is it? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 16:46:58
        
        8th March, lest they win in the cup. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 16:48:05
        
        I might be dead by then (General Chat) - Small, Feb 7, 17:13:47
        
        I'm going to see Kloot in the Dam, 30th March. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 7, 17:16:19
        
        I need to find somewher cheap t stay for at least one of the nights (General Chat) - Small, Feb 7, 17:24:58
        
        I'm not planning on sleeping. But I do know someone else, yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 7, 17:35:17
        
        Dunno - Sheff U the week after that, and Leicester round then too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 16:50:48
        
        Leicester's next week, innit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 7, 16:51:47
        
        Oh. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 16:54:48
        
        Feb 23rd (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 16:55:47
        
        My Birfdee!! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 7, 16:56:35
        
        We have been talking about coming down for that one. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 16:58:16
        
        Best, you do then. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 7, 16:59:16
        
        Leicester's next week or so toolbox (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 16:51:35
        
        Oh. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 16:54:39
        
        Feb 23rd (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 16:56:06
        
        My Birfdee!! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 7, 16:57:41
        
        I know I started it, but I'm not continuing this sillyness. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 16:59:00
        
        well, you should (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 16:59:50
        
        I'm only ganning for the day, like. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 7, 16:48:59
        
        What is this? Jimmy Nail aboot? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 16:49:31
        
        Oh, Spuggy, coming doon the Bigg Market with wor Spender? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 7, 16:50:37
        
        What is this? Is Danny Dyer abaht? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 7, 16:46:30
        
        Don't fack abaht me ole son. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 7, 16:48:34
        
        Oi Nightmare, we're goin' to Coventry, it's gonna be naughty. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 16:47:03
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 7, 16:58:55
        
        If Cov win in the cup, they'll be playing that weekend. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 16:35:52
        
        Fair point, best wait. Or book it, and sell it on for a profit if they get through. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 7, 16:38:37
        
        I just sent you a message saying that! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 7, 16:38:06
        
        He's physio (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 7, 16:39:24
        
        He's Zoroastrian. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 7, 16:45:35
        
        I'm Austrian. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 16:46:30
        
        I'm Hungry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 7, 16:47:08
        
        Pork in cider? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 16:47:39
        
        Pork off. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 7, 16:49:29
I think I am about to get the sack (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 7, 13:23:11
- Just ask him if he minds giving Selwyn and his Mrs a lift to Luton. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 7, 13:51:56
  - why would you wanna go to luton......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 7, 13:53:07
    - an oldy (General Chat) - pants, Feb 7, 13:55:28
- dont worry.......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 7, 13:35:37
- half past eight (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 7, 13:34:30
- If he says you've got to buck your ideas up (General Chat) - pants, Feb 7, 13:24:46
  - ANY question he asks you, say "Google it, you lazy fuck" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 7, 13:42:17
  - I was told that last Friday (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 7, 13:39:53
  - If he says "You are soooo outta here" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 13:26:28
  - or "fancy a pump boss?" (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 7, 13:26:14
  - I already said that (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 7, 13:25:58
    - Just tell him to FOYSC (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 13:31:10
      - unless he's a NPPCMBC (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 7, 13:58:32
  - And for Goodness sake, don't do a tent (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 7, 13:25:52
    - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 7, 13:27:21
Help...... What are best footy boots for boys (Other Football) - ramsgatecabbie, Feb 7, 13:01:03
- sorry to go a bit XXL (Other Football) - ramsgatecabbie, Feb 7, 13:23:35
- Puma Electro 550's (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 13:15:48
  - *Poomer (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 13:32:32
    - Get him some Poomer Hoipers (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 13:34:33
    - oh yeah (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 13:34:19
  - you made that up (n/m) (Other Football) - ramsgatecabbie, Feb 7, 13:18:24
    - I did a bit. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 13:20:36
- I had Mitre boots when I was a kid (n/m) (Other Football) - Ben, Feb 7, 13:09:09
  - How do you play with a couple of these on? (Other Football) - pants, Feb 7, 13:44:30
  - it was basically mitre or admiral only then..... (Other Football) - ramsgatecabbie, Feb 7, 13:12:44
- Mines got Nike total 90 Shift, he likes them and they look pretty good to me (Other Football) - Small, Feb 7, 13:05:50
  - They're only fucking football boots! (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 13:07:50
    - Excuse me? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 7, 13:11:24
      - American Football (Other Football) - pants, Feb 7, 13:20:12
        
        No, then they would be cleats (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 13:31:30
timeslip to april 1st (Other Football) - south, Feb 7, 12:48:56
- If so then, and City are up there I guess the Prem League will be... (Other Football) - DemoniCanary, Feb 7, 14:30:13
- "All 20 clubs" so weher will Wiga v Fulham be played ? (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Feb 7, 13:17:57
  - Bristol (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 7, 13:19:12
    - How many will they take? (n/m) (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Feb 7, 13:20:18
      - 9 (n/m) (Other Football) - colincanary, Feb 7, 13:30:28
- Just been in Tanzania and Kenya and could not beleive how popular the Premiership is (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Feb 7, 13:09:36
  - Did you do Kili? (n/m) (Other Football) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Feb 7, 13:11:37
    - nope :( but saw it on the plane home from Dar el salaam (Other Football) - phrankin, Feb 7, 13:15:13
  - In Holland too (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 13:11:18
- How would they decide who would play who? (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Feb 7, 13:02:51
- FOOTBALL IS DEAD (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Feb 7, 12:53:45
  - glad I'm watching more la liga now, mafia utd can fuck football up as much as they want (Other Football) - pants, Feb 7, 13:04:39
- That is a wind up, surely? nothing on 5live about it (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Feb 7, 12:53:32
  - BBC (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Feb 7, 12:53:54
- football - dead (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Feb 7, 12:49:48
  - we should let the 'big clubs' fuck off to some world super league (Other Football) - dear prudence, Feb 7, 12:52:47
    - pretty much how fans in scotland feel about celtic and rangers (Other Football) - pants, Feb 7, 13:05:50
    - yer but ,can we join as well (n/m) (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 7, 12:54:48
      - no thanks (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Feb 7, 12:58:10
        
        yer right cause we don't (n/m) (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 7, 13:00:59
  - premiership anyway (Other Football) - south, Feb 7, 12:52:09
sounds like a pretty reasonable response to me (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 7, 11:45:56
- Charlie Brooker offers the following advice when troubled with urinal stage fright (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 7, 12:34:52
  - haha, that's what I was getting at below (General Chat) - pants, Feb 7, 13:56:41
  - haha - thanks for remining me of that (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 7, 12:46:43
  - nice one. Cheers. I'll give it a go (General Chat) - Small, Feb 7, 12:42:55
    - I guess you take after your username? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 7, 12:48:41
      - Certainly not. Fancy a pump? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 7, 12:50:32
        
        yes please (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 7, 12:54:03
- Urinal etiquette, very very important. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 11:49:03
  - Sorry, But I Just CANNOT Go If Someone Is Standing Near Me (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Feb 7, 12:40:01
    - When I was younger and out with mates, I'd only go (General Chat) - pants, Feb 7, 12:43:07
      - That's bad for you, pants. And for your pants (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 13:07:04
    - I have that too (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 7, 12:42:11
  - I hate anyone being in the bog when I'm in there, it's a sacred place (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 7, 12:04:42
    - Wouldn't go that far. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 12:09:21
      - Toilet etiquette talking (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 7, 12:32:42
      - I was in a bog in O'Reilly's in Amsterdam once. I was at one urinal at one end and (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 12:15:06
        
        hahaha, the old walking up to the toilet and talking yourself into pissing trick (General Chat) - pants, Feb 7, 12:34:01
        
        And that's a bear, not a squirrel. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 12:40:02
        
        You've got issues, get help. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 12:37:15
        
        haha, it isn't every time, but there's always the chance (General Chat) - pants, Feb 7, 12:41:24
        
        I'm amazed you even understood that ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 12:38:59
        
        haha, you just brought the subject up (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 7, 12:40:37
        
        I meant that I have no idea if I agree with you or not because I didn't (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 12:42:11
        
        People like that should be destroyed. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 12:17:34
        
        too right - eyes should be directed directly forward or downwards (General Chat) - phrankin, Feb 7, 12:24:47
  - Imagine ancient times. In Ostia they have 20 bogs next to each other so the Romans could (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 12:04:38
    - *Maximus* (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 12:04:58
  - I do that..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Feb 7, 11:50:27
    - Happens in the King's bogs everytime I go in there (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 7, 12:01:36
      - Only to be expected in the Kings. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Feb 7, 12:05:59
        
        In the Kings they ONLY talk to you while you are pissing (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 12:06:33
        
        I have problems trying to go when it happens... (General Chat) - Small, Feb 7, 12:11:39
        
        Which Terry was it? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 12:22:20
        
        young Terry. Curly haired Terry's quite a nice bloke int ee? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 7, 12:32:20
        
        do you mean wet-look Terry? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 12:36:10
        
        yes. There's three isn't there? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 7, 12:39:18
        
        Are these Terrys all Nutkinses? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 12:37:38
        
        Yessum - I know of three, not sure which one is 'curly-haired Terry' though. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 12:38:49
        
        He's Biggests' mate. Popular with the ladies. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 7, 12:40:26
        
        Terry Originalis - Terry Number One. He is a bit of a ladies man - I think he knows (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 12:43:51
        
        terry towling (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 7, 12:29:06
        
        Terry Towelling ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 12:28:09
    - It's disturbing, it's very very worrying. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 11:51:48
      - Hope it wasn't you who approached me (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 7, 11:56:08
        
        You were sixteen in 1842 though, when I wasn't even a twitch in the milkman's bollock. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 11:58:18
        
        I hate being kicked in the nuts a shard (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Feb 7, 12:05:19
      - Well, yes..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Feb 7, 11:54:58
      - was talking about this yesterday... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 7, 11:54:46
Jay-Z? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 6, 17:47:01
Dunt care if it's too late, this is what I truly believe at the time of writing... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 6, 17:46:44
- Then we can have another one of these............. (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 6, 17:53:48
- nice one (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 6, 17:47:43
  - That's unless we draw with Cardiff which is a distinct possiblity (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Feb 6, 17:48:26
according to 5live, Huckabee (the presidential candidate) has just (General Chat) - shoddy, Feb 6, 16:32:37
- Huckabee that presidential is a proper cant.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Feb 6, 16:43:09
  - Shut up PK you fucking knobfucker... (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 6, 17:01:25
    - Blimey! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 6, 17:04:01
    - blub (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 6, 17:02:34
  - You just described Brown!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 6, 16:54:26
  - hahahahaha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 6, 16:47:44
  - Probably wears......... (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Feb 6, 16:45:57
- He had an impure thought about Hildog, did a bit of a trouser tent (General Chat) - Small, Feb 6, 16:37:15
- He had a big stonk on and let loose on the front row. Cos he's had a piercing, (General Chat) - pants, Feb 6, 16:34:44
lol (NCFC) - ingi, Feb 6, 16:21:57
- ~~~~~~~~~~~^o_ ~~~~~~~~ (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 6, 16:36:00
  - ¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬¬ ¬ (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 6, 16:37:43
    - // (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 6, 16:41:37
    - ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺� ��☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺� �☺☺☺☺☺☺? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 6, 16:40:50
- \o/ (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 6, 16:33:23
- |o/ (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 6, 16:32:14
- / (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 6, 16:31:50
  - (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 6, 16:32:03
    - \ (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 6, 16:32:16
      - o/ (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 6, 16:32:50
      - / (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 6, 16:32:27
        
        Why do you have to do two \ to make one on here (NCFC) - pants, Feb 6, 16:32:52
        
        (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 6, 16:42:04
        
        oh yeah (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 6, 16:42:19
        
        in case you missed it.... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 6, 16:35:13
        
        I've given up (NCFC) - pants, Feb 6, 16:36:36
        
        Same reason you can't do less than or more than signs - Wrath is a bit Mickey Mouse. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 16:33:59
        
        > (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 16:41:03
        
        Oh, well, less than signs anyway. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 16:41:45
        
        (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 6, 16:45:46
        
        talking shit as usual (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 6, 16:42:16
        
        The Hoosiers. I understand the entire world bar me thinks they're shit. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 16:49:16
        
        Thas a good Theatre that. Seen some good plays there. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 6, 16:56:19
        
        I think we're probably talking about different venues. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 16:59:16
        
        Possibly - Bolton Octagon (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 6, 17:01:21
        
        Sheffield Octagon (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 17:02:30
        
        Ah (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 6, 17:04:16
        
        bisto (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 6, 17:11:03
        
        Boxer Rebellion are my current obsession by the way (NCFC) - pants, Feb 6, 16:53:05
        
        not for me, but a lass I see teaming for fibbers loves em (NCFC) - pants, Feb 6, 16:51:42
        
        don't eat the raisins... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 6, 16:53:21
        
        they have sold out the Corn Exchange in Cambridge (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 6, 16:51:39
        
        >> (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 6, 16:36:00
        
        > (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 6, 16:36:04
        
        a (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 6, 16:36:19
        
        ? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 6, 16:41:14
        
        it's a bloody disgrace that's what it is! (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 6, 16:33:55
KUNG HEI FAT CHOY! KUNG HEI FAT CHOY! KUNG HEI FAT CHOY! KUNG HEI FAT CHOY! (NCFC) - XXL16, Feb 6, 16:04:14
- Indeed, with some fucking fried rice and shit loads of prawn balls (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Feb 6, 16:29:22
- exactly what i was thinking (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 6, 16:21:49
- nice one (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 6, 16:16:53
- Yellows? (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Feb 6, 16:05:59
  - ra.... (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 6, 16:06:22
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 6, 16:05:04
- I kinda knew that was coming........ (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Feb 6, 16:04:35
Winehouse - skank (General Chat) - Army Boy, Feb 6, 16:02:34
- No mother ever dreams... (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Feb 6, 16:28:05
- I'd have a go on it (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 6, 16:11:37
  - She wouldn't take your weight mate (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Feb 6, 16:30:35
  - lolololol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 6, 16:26:34
  - Christ on a bike, you must be DESPERATE!! (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 6, 16:13:58
    - and she can barely walk now (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 6, 16:26:47
- Bet she wears flip-flops. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 6, 16:03:00
  - She probaly smokes flip-flops (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 16:08:31
  - quite (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Feb 6, 16:04:17
All this encouraging sounding stuff from Fabio Capellos about his "rules" ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 15:48:37
- flip-flop is another word for 'doing a bit of a tent' (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 6, 16:27:11
  - christ. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 16:30:43
    - You missed out the word "it" there (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Feb 6, 16:33:24
- Because anyone wearing them deserves to be killed instantly (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Feb 6, 16:14:04
  - I think you're right. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 16:14:54
    - Unless they're on a beach (Other Football) - duke of york, Feb 6, 16:17:28
      - I don't like beaches, sand gets everywhere. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 16:19:50
        
        yes (Other Football) - blindasabat, Feb 6, 16:35:27
- whhhoooooooooo! Hold on a second, he's not mastered the language yet. (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Feb 6, 16:04:11
- I would imagine it is becuase of the lack of protection for (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 6, 16:03:34
- Look smart, be smart, play smart. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 6, 16:02:38
  - Yep, fair enough, and agreed, but why just flip-flops? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 16:07:04
    - ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 6, 16:10:01
- A long time ago in Diss.. (Other Football) - lurd, Feb 6, 16:00:01
- Flip Flops (Other Football) - shoddy, Feb 6, 15:59:40
- cos ANYTHING that brings these overpaid jessies down to earth with a bump has got to (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 6, 15:54:02
  - Yes, the confiscation of flip-flops is *exactly* like national service. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 15:56:36
    - didnt say it was! (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 6, 16:49:31
- easy to stub your toe (n/m) (Other Football) - Half Pint, Feb 6, 15:50:19
  - .................... (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Feb 6, 15:59:42
    - good god. i NEVER knew that (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Feb 6, 16:01:02
      - :) extremely interesting stuff, all on wiki.................... (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Feb 6, 16:02:34
        
        girl on the far left has nice nips (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 6, 16:39:49
    - Note after moderate use the danger of breakage. Makes the wearer injury prone. (n/m) (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Feb 6, 16:00:47
What's everyone having on their pancakes tonight?? (General Chat) - Half Pint, Feb 5, 15:47:55
- cheesesburger (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 5, 17:21:13
- Monk (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 5, 16:35:39
- Cuntpaste (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 5, 16:23:24
  - Minty fresh, or stale and fishy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 5, 16:25:06
    - S'like orange or lemon isn't it? You have both on the plate and see which one you fancy (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 5, 16:29:08
- Paint. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 5, 16:08:26
- Two ample breasts with squerty creme (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Feb 5, 16:00:49
- flies (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 5, 15:55:08
- pastrami (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 5, 15:49:55
- Sugar and Lemon, the classic way and imo the best. Maple Syrups nice too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Feb 5, 15:49:50
  - mayple (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Feb 5, 15:49:56
    - maypole (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 5, 15:54:00
      - The Wicker Man, there was a maypole in that film. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Feb 5, 15:57:19
      - mayapple (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 5, 15:56:01
- some with cheese (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 5, 15:48:53
This really fucking annoys me. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 5, 12:55:36
- Good, strong coffee doesn't come out of a jar!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 5, 14:01:12
- microwave surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Feb 5, 13:02:37
- I once shagged my wife and it turned out not to be her. (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Feb 5, 13:01:37
  - How on EARTH could that happen? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 5, 13:44:56
  - This almost happened to a friend of mine (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Feb 5, 13:35:45
    - Oops - bit of a cutnpaste error (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Feb 5, 13:37:42
      - I know that doesn't really say cuntpaste, but I wish it did. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 5, 13:42:21
        
        You had some of that on the end of your nose the last time I saw you. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 5, 13:47:11
        
        You sure it wasn't Monk? (General Chat) - Small, Feb 5, 13:56:22
      - Hang on. So did he nob Valerie, Viv or Patricia ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 5, 13:41:51
        
        None of them. (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Feb 5, 13:56:33
        
        Classic Deal or no Deal (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 5, 14:29:57
      - Was it Sean's, Penny's and Valerie's names you changed? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 5, 13:41:45
        
        Another multiple username tragedy (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 5, 13:43:20
  - That's funny. I once shagged some bird and she turned out to be (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 5, 13:10:32
    - I hope you took protection (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Feb 5, 13:12:32
- Twat. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 5, 13:00:24
  - Cancer ovens. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 5, 13:01:53
    - Leave it to stand for a minute, she'll be right. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 5, 13:03:40
      - Hent got one. I'll have to get the posh (Fair Trade) stuff out. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 5, 13:05:24
- Nuke it (General Chat) - Cannydc, Feb 5, 12:59:59
- Mricowvae? (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Feb 5, 12:59:38
  - Is that language Klingon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 5, 13:00:24
- OG was right below. You DO lead a debauched life. Whatever next? Scones without jam? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 5, 12:57:54
  - On the edge. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 5, 13:06:00
Panic Over - Chris is fine!! (NCFC) - NorfolkSteve, Feb 1, 15:12:27
- brillp (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 1, 15:16:20
- lol - are you Steve Ritchie? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 1, 15:13:18
  - lol - are you Shane Ritchie? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 1, 15:19:25
    - lol - are you Shane Warne? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 1, 15:20:09
      - Bowled Warney (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 1, 15:22:50
        
        ... (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 1, 15:28:01
        
        You look like a really big sledge. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 1, 15:23:15
        
        You look like a big ledge (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 1, 15:24:46
        
        You look like a big edge (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 1, 15:28:35
I'm really monked off about this (General Chat) - Small, Feb 1, 15:08:20
- got a plan, will you all set up a direct debit to help me buy it outright? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 1, 15:17:14
  - £5 per month (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 1, 15:25:06
    - alright £4 per month (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Feb 1, 15:28:19
      - half a pint and a packet of pork scratchings then (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 1, 16:46:55
- You want to go and have a Monk-off protest. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 1, 15:10:11
- How monked off? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 1, 15:09:25
  - Loads. I've got a huge monk on (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 1, 15:13:52
    - christ (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 1, 15:14:36
... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 1, 15:03:15
- It's coming! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 1, 15:07:51
  - She's far too thin and insists on wearing black, silky tops. Put some meat on girl! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 1, 15:08:44
    - I din't say owt about having a go on it. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 1, 15:11:15
      - Is Olive coming to Sheff? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 1, 15:15:37
        
        It can be arranged, if you wish. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 1, 15:18:32
        
        On reflection, no. And that last bit, (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 1, 15:20:27
        
        I meant on Facebook, sorry. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 1, 15:23:10
        
        Forgot about that, when is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 1, 15:24:35
        
        March 8th. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 1, 15:29:40
        
        Yeah, alright then. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 1, 15:33:01
  - No, I think she said "I'm..... (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Feb 1, 15:08:36
- A sunnier February day you'll be hard pushed to see (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 1, 15:04:39
  - Tell me about it. Some bastard keeps squidging my face up against the window (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 1, 15:05:24
    - Looking out of the window in Bury it's like August, bright sunshine (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Feb 1, 15:08:09
      - Same here and so clear as well - the Ship-o-the-Fens looks quite splendid (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 1, 15:17:35
      - Can you see Club Extreme from your window? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 1, 15:12:26
        
        No, a car showroom and some penguins (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Feb 1, 15:16:10
      - How cold is a Penguins chuff? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 1, 15:09:23
        
        taters (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 1, 15:14:57
        
        Here.... (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Feb 1, 15:10:47
Is Sheff Wed last game of the season again this year? (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 1, 14:58:03
- As it was in 82/83 I think (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 1, 15:05:28
  - of course you mean 81/2 (NCFC) - jayson blair, Feb 1, 15:57:12
  - what a great day out that was (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 1, 15:07:02
    - there must've been 10,000 of us there (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 1, 15:07:37
- It is. Leave a bit earlier this time (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 1, 15:02:46
  - I saw almost all of the 2nd half. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 1, 15:08:23
  - We should do a night for that one. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 1, 15:03:56
    - Which was exactly what I was trying to goad you into. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 1, 15:07:20
      - I know. AB could show us the murkier side of Sheffield. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 1, 15:07:58
        
        You seriously don't want to do a Nasty Pubs tour in Sheff. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 1, 15:17:40
        
        I would, but will cave in for the goodness of the group. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 1, 15:22:33
        
        I agree (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 1, 15:19:02
        
        I do. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 1, 15:18:58
        
        I'll look at somewhere to stay later. See who else fancies it. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 1, 15:09:58
    - Good idea. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 1, 15:06:12
      - I've already arranged to meet some mates from London.. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 1, 15:08:57
        
        Sorry, in Sheff that day. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Feb 1, 15:09:19
        
        It just keeps sounding more and more like a good idea (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 1, 15:15:01
        
        Do it. Book it. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 1, 15:16:32
        
        aha (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 1, 15:15:19
Just been to morrisons, photographic evidence of new centre back... (NCFC) - Thomo, Jan 31, 20:14:41
- come on midnight (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 31, 20:15:50
  - strange name for a girl (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 31, 20:21:35
    - no offence but i think you are a fucking pervert. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 31, 20:23:24
      - wrong, not a fucking pervert, just a pervert, I have never had sex. (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 31, 20:25:48
        
        move on mate (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 31, 20:26:45
        
        and you are so pure? (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 31, 20:31:16
        
        Gentlemen, please (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Jan 31, 20:36:41
        
        To be fair though, he is correct (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 31, 20:40:46
        
        START YOUR ENGINES! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 31, 20:38:02
        
        You looking at Tomblander's post? Are ya? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 31, 20:37:36
FAO old git (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 31, 20:12:24
- darren bent happened, if my memory is correct (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jan 31, 20:13:40
- You don't want to know (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 31, 20:13:11
  - he got bummed by Bent? (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 31, 20:15:01
    - He leaked a few transfers, and the club had some idea of the mole, so (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 20:21:19
      - so they beat him with rubber truncheons, executed him and buried him under Doomcaster's (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 31, 20:42:16
      - which (NCFC) - pants, Jan 31, 20:23:45
        
        I thought people said he was full of shit? (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 31, 20:27:02
        
        He was about 50% hit rate. Shame he wasn't around to see Hartson arrive. 2 years late (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 20:31:06
        
        He was about 50% hit rate. Shame he wasn't around to see Hartson arrive. 2 years late (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 20:31:03
        
        QUACK! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 20:31:46
        
        He gave out what he was told, so he had a 50% hit rate of of what was offically (NCFC) - pants, Jan 31, 20:35:54
        
        We certainly don't get as much Inside info as we used to (NCFC) - Small, Jan 31, 20:42:41
        
        Hendrikus (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 20:44:51
        
        He knew some stuff that wasn't supposed to be public I guess (NCFC) - pants, Jan 31, 20:29:32
        
        So who was the idiot ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 20:25:52
        
        NAIL ON HEAD (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 31, 20:29:50
        
        Well I reckon a lot on here (NCFC) - pants, Jan 31, 20:27:16
        
        Does it REALLY annoy you? (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jan 31, 20:25:30
        
        no, I really annoy you (NCFC) - pants, Jan 31, 20:27:51
        
        No you dont, i respect your knowledge of everything Norwich (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jan 31, 20:29:53
        
        Cheers (NCFC) - pants, Jan 31, 20:33:04
        
        No i dont, but i'd be willing to get it for you (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jan 31, 20:34:16
        
        This is so nice, I hate it when we fight, especially when (NCFC) - pants, Jan 31, 20:38:00
      - anyone know his true identity? (n/m) (NCFC) - norfolkbroadslim, Jan 31, 20:23:28
Nowich Union doing their bit for the community again (General Chat) - Small, Jan 31, 19:59:08
- If they intend to build on the Cricket pitch, I shall hold a 1 man demo, great wicket. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Jan 31, 20:03:51
  - Not (General Chat) - Small, Jan 31, 20:09:33
    - lol, I bat hence i love it!! Flat as a pancake, true bounce nowt for the batsman! lovely (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Jan 31, 20:11:28
  - CGNU really are wank. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Jan 31, 20:04:09
    - indeed we are!! Fuckin Cunts, pay me more god damn it!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Thomo, Jan 31, 20:05:21
- yep, complete & utter wankers. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 31, 20:00:43
- sniff (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 31, 20:00:21
  - There's been talk of them building on it for years (General Chat) - Small, Jan 31, 20:05:08
    - it is indeed (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 31, 20:12:53
      - Can't see haow they'll get around the access problems though... (General Chat) - Small, Jan 31, 20:20:15
    - Yep, probably end up as over-priced flats tho, as we need more. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Jan 31, 20:10:10
Is it really possible to kill someone with an arm-lock? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 31, 15:26:13
- probably if you have your cock in the back of there throat at the same time. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jan 31, 15:30:46
  - Deep Throat is on network telly over here next week. Mucho uproar. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 31, 16:20:09
- You can buy a metal one off Gordy at Machine Mart for £35.00. I'm sure if you twatted (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 31, 15:27:27
  - I thought Gordy had left Machine Mart for (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 31, 15:30:04
    - Don't think so - he was in The King's last night. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jan 31, 15:36:32
      - So do I apparently. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 31, 15:38:29
        
        Herr Tumbly (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 31, 15:45:05
        
        Mein Unkie! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 31, 15:47:13
        
        You might look a bit more german if you grew a 'tache. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 31, 15:41:24
        
        I can't. It goes all ginger when I try. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 31, 15:45:15
        
        Me too, all gingery, and it goes anti-hitler (the bit in the middle dunt grow). (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 31, 15:49:09
        
        Anti Hitler? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 31, 15:51:19
        
        That look shoite though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 31, 16:02:26
        
        Yes. A wobbly one that can't eat sausages or drink beer (General Chat) - Small, Jan 31, 15:41:06
        
        Turd. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 31, 15:43:11
        
        harshlol (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 31, 15:42:35
        
        Twas a bit (General Chat) - Small, Jan 31, 15:45:02
        
        Turd. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jan 31, 15:48:40
never in any doubt.great result last night-even im begining to think we can make play offs (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 30, 16:33:00
- we were fairly shit tho (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 30, 16:35:52
  - FAO: Pavlov (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 30, 16:36:36
    - Here she rolls... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 30, 16:39:12
      - Funny I haven't see her for ages! (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jan 30, 16:42:40
      - my norton antimunter software 2008 wont let me open that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 30, 16:40:37
        
        well brandon managed to open her up (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 30, 16:41:31
        
        Where's it from? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 30, 16:45:18
        
        norwich pub (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 30, 16:46:52
        
        No. I meant 'it' as in 'her' (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 30, 16:54:16
        
        i know you did lol (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 30, 16:58:04
        
        The Bell? (NCFC) - Small, Jan 30, 17:02:59
        
        rofl (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 30, 17:05:20
        
        and what pub? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 30, 16:55:47
        
        The Dog & Nose? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 30, 16:47:32
        
        lol (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 30, 16:48:20
        
        actually you look quite rakish in that shot (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 30, 16:49:46
        
        I thought it was Brandon (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 30, 16:42:54
        
        arf (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 30, 16:43:12
        
        she must have been desperate (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 30, 16:42:51
        
        Before or after you? (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 30, 16:41:56
        
        we double teamed actually (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 30, 16:44:57
        
        tsk, batting on a sticky wicket. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 30, 16:44:03
      - it (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 30, 16:40:24
    - rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 30, 16:38:31
- well hacked (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jan 30, 16:35:50
- LOL (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Jan 30, 16:35:37
- fuck me (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 30, 16:34:56
- spin (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 30, 16:33:54
- fuggern wars (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 30, 16:33:42
soccer night soon (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 29, 22:41:42
- can that be watched live online? (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Jan 29, 22:44:41
  - Don't think it can, live. Will be on the Anglia website tomorrow probably (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 29, 22:50:07
Hurraah! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 29, 22:02:09
Super Dennis has gone (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jan 28, 15:59:41
- Tears i tell you, it'll end in em. Loads of em! (n/m) (Other Football) - nixon, Jan 28, 16:21:36
- Not the wisest imo. Yep i'l just go back to lurking.:) (n/m) (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Jan 28, 16:08:54
  - The fans don't like him, it's all "it was gus, it was gus, we play shit now" (Other Football) - pants, Jan 28, 16:17:56
- i aint too sure about this one (Other Football) - Alan, Jan 28, 16:06:18
  - Can't stand Wise and hopefully he can fuck Newcastle right up. (n/m) (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Jan 28, 16:06:57
    - But he's from a good working class family... (Other Football) - Brom, Jan 28, 16:08:06
      - Who cares if he is working class? He is a thug,a midget,he manges Leeds scum.... (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Jan 28, 16:09:42
        
        midgetist (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Jan 28, 16:13:48
        
        I like him, and leeds :s (n/m) (Other Football) - Alan, Jan 28, 16:13:35
        
        Why? Leeds "supporters".... (Other Football) - PK_Canary, Jan 28, 16:14:24
        
        SWEEPING STATEMENT NUMBER 724 (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Jan 28, 16:19:59
        
        I never said anything about the leeds fans... (Other Football) - Alan, Jan 28, 16:18:19
        
        nothing wrong with midgets (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Jan 28, 16:13:10
        
        Nowt wrong with cunt clubs either (n/m) (Other Football) - nixon, Jan 28, 16:22:49
        
        SCC Fucked a midget (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jan 28, 16:21:33
        
        fuck off did i lol (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 16:48:03
        
        After inserting the correct punctuation...... (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jan 28, 17:00:24
        
        lol it's a fair cop! (Other Football) - SCC 28, Jan 28, 17:06:02
        
        There's no shame...... (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jan 28, 17:18:39
- to Newcastle (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Jan 28, 16:00:14
Caption Competition.... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 25, 15:05:58
- What annoys me, is, why can't people hold cameras straight (General Chat) - pants, Jan 25, 16:21:47
- Dean Ashton looks a bit gay (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 25, 15:58:03
- 'Freddie' Flintoff after a severe case of the trots (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 25, 15:14:58
- Jacinta was powerless to resist as his slightly red sweaty face bore down on her (General Chat) - jafski, Jan 25, 15:10:08
- Declining quality standards in the Blow Up Doll design industry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 25, 15:08:51
- SCC28 "swallows!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 25, 15:07:19
FAO CHOPPER re 'Heavy snow' (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jan 25, 14:49:51
- Cheers. (General Chat) - Small, Jan 25, 14:54:52
What is a "Canterbury baselayer" ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 12:16:19
- ... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 25, 12:28:50
- It's one of them "Under Armour" or "Skins" things. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 12:20:26
  - XXLs got an all-over body one (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 25, 12:26:47
    - 14lb per square inch. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 12:33:20
      - He looks like some sort of mental Norwich superhero (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 25, 12:36:16
      - loloplane (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 25, 12:34:09
  - ... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 25, 12:21:24
  - I've got some Rohan ones - they're feckin wicked! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 25, 12:21:17
    - I have one I use for running when it's particularly brrsome. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 12:25:20
  - Oh, under-armour. Gotcha (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 12:21:13
- A baselayer is a t shirt made from special (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 25, 12:19:41
  - ... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 25, 12:20:42
    - errr, no, (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 25, 12:22:21
  - of course, I could be entirely wrong, in which case (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 25, 12:20:22
- The same as any other baselayer, only in Canterbury (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 25, 12:19:33
- someone who lays a Canterbury base, divvy (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 25, 12:17:34
So, the new village created on RAF Coltishall needs a name. Any ideas ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 12:04:44
- Doomcaster (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Jan 25, 12:59:39
- The Original Washington (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 25, 12:29:16
- New Warsaw (n/m) (General Chat) - Chelmsford Yella, Jan 25, 12:28:15
- Maryland (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 25, 12:27:29
- Little Point (n/m) (General Chat) - Chelmsford Yella, Jan 25, 12:27:01
- I was thinking a Norfolk special with inexplicable pronunciation: we call it "Shewley" but (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 12:26:15
- Monkford (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 25, 12:23:47
- Scat City (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 25, 12:22:53
- Six Mile Clunge (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 25, 12:22:13
- Clumpton (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 25, 12:21:13
- Dunflyin (General Chat) - jayson blair, Jan 25, 12:20:08
- Blairsville (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 25, 12:20:05
- Kings Lynn Lite (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 25, 12:18:40
- HMP Coltishall ??!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jan 25, 12:14:49
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jan 25, 12:25:09
- I can't believe it's not butter (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 25, 12:09:05
  - I spread some "Free Range" butter on a Hot Cross bun this morning. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jan 25, 12:14:33
  - Double house vodka and a "I can't it's not redbull" please (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 25, 12:10:08
- carrowroeder town (General Chat) - Firstnews, Jan 25, 12:09:05
- Raflecopters (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 25, 12:07:53
  - wasn't that funny (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 25, 12:12:31
    - you're just pretending not to know that Raflecopters is my suggestion aren't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 25, 12:16:11
      - yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 25, 12:17:35
        
        thought so (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 25, 12:19:22
        
        Who wouldn't want to live in a place called Graham?! (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 25, 12:17:59
        
        Graham, for a start (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 12:20:43
        
        Predictable (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 25, 12:21:08
      - I think my suggestions are better (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 25, 12:16:28
- Hevyewgotaloightford (n/m) (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Jan 25, 12:07:06
- Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 25, 12:06:08
- Coltishsome (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 25, 12:05:52
- Graham (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 25, 12:05:30
- Fingering Hoe (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jan 25, 12:05:20
WOTB Awards (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 25, 11:35:06
- Most useless Tennis pundit? (General Chat) - Small, Jan 25, 12:09:44
- sccs hissy fit to your scc__28 name (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 25, 12:06:33
- The Have/Of Blindess award: megson. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 12:06:26
  - chuckle. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jan 25, 12:10:51
- new nominee for most pointless poster (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 25, 12:00:56
  - We have a winner! (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 25, 12:05:21
- Biggest rumour-monger let-down (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jan 25, 11:54:39
  - Don't think that was much of a let down to be honest! I honestly didn't expect (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 11:58:37
    - Hang on - he sent you an email to prove his credentials (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jan 25, 12:02:48
      - I knew about it 2 days before it hit the papers, but not before that (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 12:05:51
        
        steve, steve, steve... it hardly *hit* the papers (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 25, 12:18:06
- ... (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jan 25, 11:54:03
  - three minutes to midnight (isn't that a song) on NYE and you're on WoTB? (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jan 25, 11:57:47
    - 3 minutes to midday... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 25, 12:02:24
      - fucking good point, 2 hours self flagelation for me on accounty of gross stupidity. (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jan 25, 12:07:56
  - Yeah (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 11:55:54
    - Bullie (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 25, 11:57:38
      - And Charles makes an immediate move to reclaim his crown for 2008 :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 11:58:59
        
        I am always a contendor for this won (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 25, 12:03:34
- How about the most humourous SCC award (General Chat) - conker, Jan 25, 11:50:10
- Smug poster of the year: Jayson Blair (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 11:50:02
  - ^^^ There's some stunning irony, right there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 25, 12:03:57
    - I'm not smug. I'm just brilliant. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 12:06:48
  - MWAH DAHLINK! (General Chat) - jayson blair, Jan 25, 11:58:25
    - You also making an effort to win it in 2008 ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 11:59:43
- We should have an award for the poster on the most ignored lists (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 11:47:26
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 25, 11:50:05
  - Can't believe nobody thought of that (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jan 25, 11:49:03
- Speller of the year: Charles21 ;-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 11:46:51
  - Thanks (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 25, 11:47:37
- Poster on most ignored lists goes to..... (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Jan 25, 11:46:21
  - SiH (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 25, 11:48:45
- "Oops" of the year 2007: Lappinitup (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 11:46:06
  - haha - seconded (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jan 25, 11:48:46
- Most intelligant (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 25, 11:45:39
- Most self-effacing - nominees include Dick Menace and Dick Faghorn (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 25, 11:38:52
- i'm the most annoying (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 25, 11:38:38
  - No you're not (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 25, 11:44:42
  - not even in top 10 on this board (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jan 25, 11:41:58
    - i'll have to try harder then (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 25, 11:55:08
  - nope (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 25, 11:40:23
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 25, 11:55:19
    - or selwyn (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jan 25, 11:42:13
  - you wish (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 25, 11:39:25
- Best social commentator - PK (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 25, 11:36:06
- Best tossing off (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Jan 25, 11:35:38
- Most pointless poster (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Jan 25, 11:35:20
  - I AIN'T GETTIN' ON NO STAGE, FOOL (n/m) (General Chat) - BA BARACUS, Jan 25, 11:37:12
    - Blimey. Competition! (n/m) (General Chat) - LittleMouseWithClogs, Jan 25, 11:37:48
Pants (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 13:56:54
- Old Git (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 24, 14:42:32
  - Would you have a go on Mikael Silvestre in a pretty dress? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 14:43:08
    - If I fancied Macy Gray, would that mean I'd want to bum Drogba? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 14:52:34
      - Not a fair example - you've always wanted to bum Drogba (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 24, 14:56:31
    - Who is this person? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 24, 14:43:42
      - Tennis player, got to the semis of the Oz Open, used to play centre-half for Man U. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 24, 14:53:05
        
        OK, I've now googled him (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 24, 14:55:44
        
        I thought he was a girl (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 24, 15:00:19
        
        Looks nothing of the like BTW, OG (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jan 24, 14:56:51
- nope (General Chat) - pants, Jan 24, 14:24:53
  - Would you bum her? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jan 24, 14:27:40
- I'm alternately.......... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jan 24, 14:00:33
  - Promiscuous (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 24, 14:43:20
Where is Selywn... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 23, 17:31:56
- He is running around tombland wearing a gimp outfit and carrying a bucket (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 23, 17:36:05
  - He was round chapelfield on the end of his goth gf's leash last i heard (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jan 23, 17:39:43
    - Oh yes that's right. I was thinking of "The Judge" (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Jan 23, 17:45:20
      - Admit it: you want me (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Jan 23, 21:50:27
- His head exploded (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 17:33:25
FAO Conker (NCFC) - CarrowRoeder, Jan 23, 16:44:58
- Bonno will be happy then (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 23, 16:45:07
  - *Bono* (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 16:45:40
    - He'll be even happier (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 23, 16:48:11
    - Bonio (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 23, 16:47:54
    - Brom didn't (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jan 23, 16:46:02
      - Shouldn't you be paying a parking fine or something :o) (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 23, 16:48:33
        
        I'll set my tigers on you... (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jan 23, 16:54:35
        
        Are you one of Siegfried and Roy? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 23, 16:57:00
Cats are best because one of them ate Siegfried and Roy. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 15:26:42
- I thought you had some fish then to go with Delia and Michael (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 23, 16:06:52
- Mrs Slocombe's pussy loves trouser sausage (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 23, 15:29:36
- Who are they? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:28:41
  - you're in for a treat (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 15:33:35
  - Vegas magicians (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:31:41
  - we took a plaster cast of a big cats foot print on our farm (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 23, 15:31:22
    - and they say life in rural england is mundane (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jan 23, 15:35:32
    - A littler Shih Tzu me thinks (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 23, 15:33:14
      - nah was about 8-9 years ago, there was one around the area (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 23, 15:35:22
- Genuine fucking LOL! (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 15:28:04
Don't (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 23, 15:00:56
- give £60 to Carrowroeder (n/m) (General Chat) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Jan 23, 15:40:42
- let your son go down on me (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 23, 15:31:05
- feed the Goat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Jan 23, 15:27:59
- feed the elephants (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Jan 23, 15:25:28
- worry, beeee happy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 23, 15:24:07
- leave me this wa-a-a-a-ay (n/m) (General Chat) - Metabolic, Jan 23, 15:22:22
- stop me now! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jan 23, 15:19:44
- sorry! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 23, 15:03:59
- Step out (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 15:03:03
- which one is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jan 23, 15:02:29
  - SCC... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:02:59
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jan 23, 15:03:34
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jan 23, 15:03:22
- Blame (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 23, 15:02:12
  - it (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:02:36
    - on (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:03:17
      - the (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 23, 15:04:34
        
        sunshine (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:05:26
        
        Don't (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 23, 15:06:24
        
        monk (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 15:08:41
        
        transfer kitty (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 23, 15:04:57
Thought it was time for a poll (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 23, 14:19:58
- Stick insects ... (General Chat) - meeky, Jan 23, 16:01:55
- Both (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 23, 15:24:22
- Neither... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 23, 15:12:11
- Cats, obviously (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 23, 15:03:44
  - Another classic illustration of the selfish nature of cat lovers (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:09:03
    - Last time a toddler was mauled to death by a mistreated possilby illegal pussy cat? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 15:15:12
      - Last time a cat helped a blind person cross the road? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 15:21:32
        
        half 8 (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:22:41
      - .... (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:18:43
        
        That isn't a domestic pussy cat. Find one where Tiddles was the culprit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 15:21:47
        
        Hmmm (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:24:37
        
        chuckle, now that would be pet! (General Chat) - megson, Jan 23, 15:21:25
- Dogs (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 14:57:50
- Wasps (n/m) (General Chat) - Satan, Jan 23, 14:53:32
- I'm happy to offer a few complimentary crotch-sniffs on behalf of my canine compatriots... (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 23, 14:46:14
- Depends how they're cooked (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 23, 14:34:25
  - No. Not going there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Jan 23, 14:34:43
    - But what is they're guaranteed to be free range? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:42:21
- cats are rubbish, dogs are cool - end of debate (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 23, 14:31:12
- DOG (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 23, 14:26:36
- Dogs. miles better than cats (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Jan 23, 14:25:29
  - Yo (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:26:51
- Cats, by a brazillion miles. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 14:23:09
  - Boooo (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:29:23
    - "total self-obsession" (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:35:39
      - Your cat is fussin round you cos it's worried that if you croak you won't feed it (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:41:45
        
        oh absolutely the 'love' i receive from my cat is utterly motivated by self-interest (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:49:00
        
        Any dog will go outside for a shit if it's got access to the outside (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:56:06
        
        they're not really trusted to be let out on their own though are th (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:59:37
        
        *they?* (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:00:17
        
        Yes they are (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:02:31
        
        who wants a garden full of dog shit though? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:03:52
        
        See? Cat owners are selfish bastards, just like cats (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:06:49
        
        but we don't need to encourage them (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:12:57
        
        And shitting on someone ELSE's doorstep IS nice? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:14:09
        
        ... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:16:19
        
        Hooray, agreement is reached at last! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:19:21
        
        It is for the owner (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 23, 15:15:20
        
        In someone else's fucking garden! (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 14:53:51
        
        Well, you wouldn't want your cat shitting in your own garden, would you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 14:54:56
        
        See? Cat lovers are selfish wankers too, just like cats (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:01:34
        
        No. But i also like birds in my garden (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 14:56:17
        
        many lions and tigers near you then? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:57:01
        
        yes - on my garden. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jan 23, 14:52:26
        
        further proof (as if such a thing were needed) of their intelligence (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:54:42
    - agree (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 23, 14:34:38
    - Dogs are congenitally stupid and follow people because they have no imagination. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 14:34:36
      - Disagree (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 23, 14:37:47
- I prefer a nice furry (General Chat) - Mrs Slowcum, Jan 23, 14:23:08
- Pussy lover (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:22:55
- used to be dogs, but moved in with the missus and got a cat, Cat all the way now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Thomo, Jan 23, 14:22:28
  - THat's what happened to me. (General Chat) - megson, Jan 23, 15:23:53
- cats for me too (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:21:31
  - spot the woolly liberal (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:23:17
    - ok (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:24:54
Saw a rumor about Ashton going to Newcastle (NCFC) - BB_King, Jan 23, 13:09:13
- 400k was mentioned (n/m) (NCFC) - Chelmsford Yella, Jan 23, 13:26:05
- 10% i think (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jan 23, 13:16:30
  - I'd say about 15% extra free (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 23, 13:17:29
- That rumour has been doing the rounds since King Bev went back (NCFC) - pants, Jan 23, 13:15:36
  - I remember Keegan... (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Jan 23, 13:26:00
    - They beat us? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 23, 13:27:06
      - Where are ya? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 23, 13:28:44
        
        I'm Panda, who are you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 23, 13:32:29
        
        Oh, and London, natch (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 23, 13:33:26
        
        Doddery old fool (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 23, 13:40:09
        
        Not as old as you great... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 23, 13:48:02
        
        Snigger, I can't spill (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 23, 13:48:16
        
        Nope, my spilling is fine, it's just my mind (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 23, 13:49:00
        
        Nice Gary (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jan 23, 13:49:48
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 13:09:32
  - Ok - should have guessed.... (n/m) (NCFC) - BB_King, Jan 23, 13:10:56
discussing this fan charity fund is gay and embarrassing – when are the club buying taylor (n/m) (NCFC) - WalterTheSofty, Jan 23, 11:56:00
- half eight (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 23, 11:59:58
- after we've done a whip around (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 23, 11:58:54
  - yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jan 23, 12:01:21
So - from the back of the fag packet (NCFC) - Five guys named Creo, Jan 23, 11:41:04
- Hmmmm (NCFC) - Five guys named Creo, Jan 23, 12:06:32
- Is this really what people have been monking off over, (NCFC) - Small, Jan 23, 11:48:31
- Answers (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 23, 11:42:21
  - Creosote will love your answer to 1). (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 11:51:39
    - Yeah (NCFC) - Five guys named Creo, Jan 23, 11:53:22
      - was that £7m paid as one lump sum (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 12:34:04
- and get some decent scouts (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 23, 11:42:16
spin spin spin-we have heard it all before-spin spin spin. nobody signing so you may aswel (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 18, 16:30:59
- mentalist (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 18, 16:36:17
- bang on time (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jan 18, 16:35:52
  - so sorry if my arrival offends (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 18, 16:38:07
    - we love you but not in a gay way, mind. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 18, 16:39:27
      - pleased to hear it! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 18, 16:42:26
- every night about this time. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 18, 16:32:49
- Hurrah! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jan 18, 16:32:17
- Yay! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jan 18, 16:31:24
  - spethal hour kicks off (NCFC) - pants, Jan 18, 16:39:39
  - yep (NCFC) - cityfc, Jan 18, 16:32:58
  - selwyn seems a decent geezer. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jan 18, 16:32:08
    - i am mate! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jan 18, 16:34:30
Fuck this. I'm off to get a hair cut and a bag of hardcore. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 18, 16:28:35
- Hardcore what? (n/m) (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Jan 18, 16:28:56
  - he's generalising (n/m) (General Chat) - Chelmsford Yella, Jan 18, 16:30:31
  - Horse. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 18, 16:30:18
  - MOT Type 1 (n/m) (General Chat) - Glenn Roeder, Jan 18, 16:29:52
  - Stuff you put under a patio before you lay it (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 18, 16:29:36
    - Ipswich hoo'ers (n/m) (General Chat) - Chelmsford Yella, Jan 18, 16:32:40
    - usually (General Chat) - cityfc, Jan 18, 16:30:46
    - Mother-in-law? (n/m) (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Jan 18, 16:30:30
    - Your lodgers? (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Jan 18, 16:30:07
    - Decking is very modern,yuppy and new labour. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jan 18, 16:30:02
      - fucking horroble, in 10 years time will be an outdated eyesore (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Jan 18, 16:37:44
      - Are you on Crack? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 18, 16:32:43
Dullest afternoon in internet history? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 16:07:23
- Damn fucking straight it is. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 18, 16:18:54
- Is that because of my high post ratio ?....... (n/m) (General Chat) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jan 18, 16:08:43
  - Damn fucking straight it is. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jan 18, 16:19:06
- I could take a piccy of some of my pubes if you like (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jan 18, 16:08:08
  - How about a picture of your Harris? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 18, 16:18:31
  - I don't like. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 18, 16:11:19
  - Take some of Sandra's in accounts (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jan 18, 16:09:06
    - I would do but she waxes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Jan 18, 16:17:42
    - wouldn't that sting a bit? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 18, 16:12:05
A distraction.........My favourite lady, would you?................ (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Jan 18, 14:41:57
- Probably. Isn't she a Velcro though? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 18, 14:45:32
forget money, realism, and the rubbish football world. If we could sign anyone............ (NCFC) - samcd84, Jan 18, 14:37:34
- Gattuso (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jan 18, 14:52:40
- Martin Peters in 1976 (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Jan 18, 14:50:17
- No thats where you are wrong, I am a local boy & have supported the Club since (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 18, 14:46:39
- Pirlo (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 18, 14:44:49
  - singned him on a freebie on FM06, along with Kaka and van der Vaart (n/m) (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Jan 18, 14:55:20
- Torres (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Jan 18, 14:44:00
- Berbatov. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 18, 14:41:41
- The rent boy from portugal if he wasn't such a cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - CarrowRoeder, Jan 18, 14:40:30
- lovely old job (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 18, 14:39:56
  - He could help install a new, revolutionary warm up routine (NCFC) - Small, Jan 18, 14:48:39
- Ronaldho (n/m) (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Jan 18, 14:39:38
- Christiano Ronaldo - he may be a prick but hes great to watch (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jan 18, 14:39:36
  - thats the one (n/m) (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Jan 18, 14:40:51
- me (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jan 18, 14:38:15
  - if we're picking wrathers to play for norwich in a fantasy world it has to be XXL (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Jan 18, 14:41:48
    - I'd pick Selwyn as the motivational guru. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jan 18, 14:49:51