Sorry, But I Just CANNOT Go If Someone Is Standing Near Me

Impossible. Could be witholding a torrent, but not a drop.

Once desperate to go whilst in Hyde Park, trouble is, public loo's packed-so kept walking in (and out) until they were relatively deserted. Then thought about it-middle aged man, keeps walking in and out of the loo's, hmm, not good.

Moved on fast.

Posted By: Martin Peters on February 7th 2008 at 12:40:01

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sounds like a pretty reasonable response to me (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 7, 11:45:56
- Charlie Brooker offers the following advice when troubled with urinal stage fright (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 7, 12:34:52
  - haha, that's what I was getting at below (General Chat) - pants, Feb 7, 13:56:41
  - haha - thanks for remining me of that (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 7, 12:46:43
  - nice one. Cheers. I'll give it a go (General Chat) - Small, Feb 7, 12:42:55
    - I guess you take after your username? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 7, 12:48:41
      - Certainly not. Fancy a pump? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 7, 12:50:32
        
        yes please (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 7, 12:54:03
- Urinal etiquette, very very important. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 11:49:03
  - Sorry, But I Just CANNOT Go If Someone Is Standing Near Me (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Feb 7, 12:40:01
    - When I was younger and out with mates, I'd only go (General Chat) - pants, Feb 7, 12:43:07
      - That's bad for you, pants. And for your pants (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 13:07:04
    - I have that too (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 7, 12:42:11
  - I hate anyone being in the bog when I'm in there, it's a sacred place (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 7, 12:04:42
    - Wouldn't go that far. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 12:09:21
      - Toilet etiquette talking (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Feb 7, 12:32:42
      - I was in a bog in O'Reilly's in Amsterdam once. I was at one urinal at one end and (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 12:15:06
        
        hahaha, the old walking up to the toilet and talking yourself into pissing trick (General Chat) - pants, Feb 7, 12:34:01
        
        And that's a bear, not a squirrel. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 12:40:02
        
        You've got issues, get help. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 12:37:15
        
        haha, it isn't every time, but there's always the chance (General Chat) - pants, Feb 7, 12:41:24
        
        I'm amazed you even understood that ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 12:38:59
        
        haha, you just brought the subject up (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 7, 12:40:37
        
        I meant that I have no idea if I agree with you or not because I didn't (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 12:42:11
        
        People like that should be destroyed. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 12:17:34
        
        too right - eyes should be directed directly forward or downwards (General Chat) - phrankin, Feb 7, 12:24:47
  - Imagine ancient times. In Ostia they have 20 bogs next to each other so the Romans could (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 12:04:38
    - *Maximus* (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 12:04:58
  - I do that..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Feb 7, 11:50:27
    - Happens in the King's bogs everytime I go in there (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 7, 12:01:36
      - Only to be expected in the Kings. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Feb 7, 12:05:59
        
        In the Kings they ONLY talk to you while you are pissing (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 12:06:33
        
        I have problems trying to go when it happens... (General Chat) - Small, Feb 7, 12:11:39
        
        Which Terry was it? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 12:22:20
        
        young Terry. Curly haired Terry's quite a nice bloke int ee? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 7, 12:32:20
        
        do you mean wet-look Terry? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 12:36:10
        
        yes. There's three isn't there? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 7, 12:39:18
        
        Are these Terrys all Nutkinses? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 12:37:38
        
        Yessum - I know of three, not sure which one is 'curly-haired Terry' though. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 12:38:49
        
        He's Biggests' mate. Popular with the ladies. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 7, 12:40:26
        
        Terry Originalis - Terry Number One. He is a bit of a ladies man - I think he knows (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 7, 12:43:51
        
        terry towling (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Feb 7, 12:29:06
        
        Terry Towelling ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 7, 12:28:09
    - It's disturbing, it's very very worrying. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 11:51:48
      - Hope it wasn't you who approached me (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 7, 11:56:08
        
        You were sixteen in 1842 though, when I wasn't even a twitch in the milkman's bollock. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 7, 11:58:18
        
        I hate being kicked in the nuts a shard (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Feb 7, 12:05:19
      - Well, yes..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Feb 7, 11:54:58
      - was talking about this yesterday... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 7, 11:54:46

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