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This is random i know... (General Chat) - Alan, Feb 28, 15:29:21
- I thoroughly recommend Dihydrogen Monoxide (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 28, 16:02:57
  - Get fucked, that's well dangerous. If you get well into it and then stop taking it (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 28, 16:07:03
    - I thoroughly recommend the Pichon-Longueville Baron 1997 (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 28, 16:19:23
      - Pichon-Longueville Baron bequeathed my Dad an old Bristol Fighter in 1938 and Dad used to (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 28, 16:38:18
        
        ok (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 28, 16:57:07
- Dunno nuffen about that, but I know I doubled my distances inside a month (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 28, 15:54:30
  - Obviously i'd only just started... (General Chat) - Alan, Feb 28, 16:02:57
    - You're going to explode half way up a slope (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 28, 16:10:08
    - Well, that's pretty much the same scale of improvement I've managed (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 28, 16:10:04
      - I dont take the pills... (General Chat) - Alan, Feb 28, 16:15:13
        
        Well, that's the thing about running: it's fucking hard work, but the body adapts. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 28, 16:16:50
        
        Lol... (General Chat) - Alan, Feb 28, 16:18:44
        
        That's a joke by the way. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 28, 16:17:10
  - How interested? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 28, 16:01:09
    - Four and a half. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 28, 16:02:46
- 15Kg curls (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 28, 15:44:35
  - No.. i added 15kg on to what i was already doing... (General Chat) - Alan, Feb 28, 16:01:10
    - whoosh! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 28, 16:01:36
  - I curled out 5kg earlier today (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 28, 15:48:03
    - one off transatlantic cable or spatterage? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 28, 15:51:06
    - Smell my grits you mother. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 28, 15:50:25
- Creatine is excellent. Also try L-Glutamine once a day for protein recovery. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Feb 28, 15:38:32
  - I thought about l-glutamine.... (General Chat) - Alan, Feb 28, 16:04:44
    - I use Chromium Picolinate in a milk shake as never got on with Whey powder. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Feb 28, 16:07:22
      - Yeah my brother has certain dairy problems... (General Chat) - Alan, Feb 28, 16:12:40
        
        Sound the same as your bro gives me stomach problems to put it politely:) (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Feb 28, 16:13:20
        
        Yeah same problem has him lol. (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Feb 28, 16:17:13
  - As long as you don't mind the risks, yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 28, 15:41:49
  - Are you taking the piss Jizzer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 28, 15:41:14
    - No why? (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Feb 28, 15:41:28
      - Cos people that know that sort of thing are normally a bit weird... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 28, 15:43:22
        
        Guilty on one account and I' m not gay so... (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Feb 28, 15:44:06
        
        You might be... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 28, 15:45:09
        
        lol certainly not (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Feb 28, 15:45:36
        
        are you in touch with your feminine side though? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 28, 15:46:23
        
        When I need to be. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Feb 28, 15:46:49
        
        good man/woman (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 28, 15:47:33
        
        Thankyou :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Feb 28, 15:48:03
        
        Creatine (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 28, 15:54:31
        
        Depends on the brand... (General Chat) - Alan, Feb 28, 16:08:46
        
        Don't ever play Cricket on Speed (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 28, 16:06:59
        
        Been on it for years (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Feb 28, 16:03:47
        
        And I'd definitely give it a miss if you are a professional athlete (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Feb 28, 16:03:09
        
        I hardly guzzled supplements to be honest... (General Chat) - Alan, Feb 28, 16:10:59
        
        oh. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Feb 28, 15:59:53
        
        Sounds like the morning after a night on the Bitburger. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 28, 15:56:56
- BEEEEEEEFCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!! !!1 (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 28, 15:32:49
- Have a word with AB... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 28, 15:31:08
  - Ha ha...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Feb 28, 15:38:28
    - Might do. Shall see. I was at Barnsley though so I am hardcore (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 28, 15:40:35
      - You missed AB playing Twister with his jacket. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 28, 15:41:16
        
        I did, but we ate heartily at the heart attack central that is Cap As (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Feb 28, 15:42:55
My kind of music, great band, one of my fav songs ever............ (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Feb 27, 16:59:36
- Death Proof was so boring.... (Other Football) - phrankin, Feb 27, 18:07:06
- nah........ (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 27, 17:01:09
  - No way man! (Other Football) - Small, Feb 27, 17:14:09
    - didnt.......... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 27, 17:32:02
      - They bloody did! I'd forgotton that. (Other Football) - Small, Feb 27, 17:36:22
  - The singer's a bit of a cnut in that video (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 27, 17:06:16
    - ............. (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 27, 17:08:48
  - That song reminds me of eating a hot-dog on an orange table which i've never done. (n/m) (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Feb 27, 17:04:45
    - havnt you? you aint lived mate! lol !! (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 27, 17:07:35
      - lol just the image I got!! truly don't know why! (n/m) (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Feb 27, 17:08:51
        
        warped mind mate! (n/m) (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 27, 17:10:28
        
        :) (n/m) (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Feb 27, 17:11:47
every loser wins......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 27, 16:43:33
- read that and thought Silent Witness had scooped the pools (n/m) (General Chat) - dear prudence, Feb 27, 17:32:42
- Normski is one of your heroes isn't he? You're in for a surprise on saturday! (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Feb 27, 16:48:55
  - I like the Sound of Bread. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 27, 17:22:58
    - Are you taking a loaf to Cov? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 27, 17:32:07
      - Yep, maybe a large naan. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 27, 17:58:49
  - of course............. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 27, 16:56:40
    - Normski can't do the splits anymore but he'll still do some karate chop dance moves (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Feb 27, 17:01:26
      - he'd burn off mc hammer, "hammer time!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 27, 17:02:11
- "BAG OF SHITE!" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 27, 16:48:05
  - ok then............ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 27, 16:57:47
- I prefered the one that Sharon and Kelvin did. That was mental (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 27, 16:45:37
  - When I used to go clubbing I loved I Like Driving In My Car by Maureen from Driving School (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Feb 27, 16:53:53
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! (General Chat) - theyellowviking, Feb 27, 16:10:04
- What a pile of shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 27, 16:24:21
- omg mf tats not scary (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 27, 16:23:37
- umm, not impressed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Feb 27, 16:14:35
- I'm guessing that something titled "watch this if u wanna laugh your ass off" (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 27, 16:12:57
  - yup... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Feb 27, 16:14:40
- what a cunt to do that to your own kid (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 27, 16:12:31
  - Now this is funny... (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 27, 16:16:30
    - mo fo ! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Feb 27, 16:24:20
  - Weren't you going to tell your in laws that your wife had miscarried for an april fool? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 27, 16:16:16
    - no (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 27, 16:20:27
      - Cos it's a really fucking funny subject isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 27, 16:21:31
        
        yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 27, 16:28:03
        
        Do some lessons on it, I'm sure the school will think so too (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 27, 16:29:28
        
        ok (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 27, 16:36:56
  - And then put it on you-tube for all the other kids to see and him get bullyed. fools. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Feb 27, 16:16:06
    - THere's another one about a gamecube which is horrid too (General Chat) - pants, Feb 27, 16:20:44
When Katie Melooohoooloolia sings her new song, she sounds like Cerys. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 27, 15:34:47
- That's not how her name is spelt. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 27, 16:18:59
  - oh (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 27, 17:07:46
- She gives me tentage (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 27, 16:11:47
  - You should do an erotic version of Pans People - York Division when that happens (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 27, 17:08:25
    - Are you doing the quiz? (General Chat) - Small, Feb 27, 17:39:00
Some dappy arse on BBC News talking about the Earthquake. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Feb 27, 13:23:43
- "...I fought it were Terrorism.." (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Feb 27, 13:24:13
  - Another one from Look East ' I fought there were a hooge animal on the ruuf' (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 27, 13:34:03
    - Britain's gone Earquake crazy (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 27, 13:37:43
      - Thankgod there wasn't an inch of snow on the ground as well we'd all evacuate. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 27, 13:40:26
        
        Snow? Time to dust off that old friend of an EDP headline... (NCFC) - pieman63, Feb 27, 13:49:48
        
        White hell! (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 27, 13:50:34
        
        ITS SNOWING!!!! *BREAKS GLASS* (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Feb 27, 13:42:43
I see City Kitty is up and running (General Chat) - conker, Feb 22, 14:47:24
- oh cockchops (n/m) (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Feb 22, 14:52:16
  - Alright Beaver! (General Chat) - conker, Feb 22, 14:54:16
  - Alrioight skip? (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 22, 14:53:54
- That's a site about Shitarses to avoid any unintended confusion (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 22, 14:50:00
- I knew it was all a load of old pussy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 22, 14:49:20
So looking at the players, who would win, Devil or Church? (n/m) (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Feb 21, 15:44:58
- "Jesus Saves, but Roque Satan Cruz scores on the rebound" (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 16:11:54
  - What was the original of that? (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 21, 16:22:17
    - I first saw it as "Jesus saves but Dalglish scores on the rebound" in the 70s (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 21, 16:25:30
      - Check this out, Git (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 16:31:54
        
        Caught a bit of Baby Bible Bashers last night. Very disturbing (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 21, 16:48:42
        
        Be respectful of your elders steve (Other Football) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 16:39:36
      - Well that's way older than Gretzky (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 16:30:07
        
        perhaps the original was simply "Satan" (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 16:30:55
    - Wayne Gretzky (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 16:24:23
      - He were quite good, wernte (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Feb 21, 16:28:45
- We'd all buy tickets, turn up to watch the game in a sell-out crowd, then (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 15:49:52
  - I reckon there'd be a right old off. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Feb 21, 16:08:08
    - Oh, and Selwyn would get kicked out (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 16:09:44
      - for sacrificing a sacred pig at half time. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Feb 21, 16:11:23
        
        Drinks in the Adam and Eve for the church XI. (n/m) (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Feb 21, 16:16:05
        
        and the Murderers for the Devils XI ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 16:17:50
        
        Sounds about right. (n/m) (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Feb 21, 16:18:39
  - It must be very frustrating Steve (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 21, 15:59:04
    - Contrary to popular opinion, (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 16:03:53
- If the church is managed by Worthy and the Devil by Warnock, the Devil wins hands down (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 21, 15:46:53
  - Who would get the television rights? (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 21, 15:49:20
    - The Spirit in the Sky, surely (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 21, 16:02:43
    - The ref would have to be careful to 'incense' the devils team. (n/m) (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Feb 21, 16:02:02
    - Saintanta. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 21, 15:50:55
      - Or Satana! (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 15:51:41
        
        Oo, a fight between good and evil (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 21, 15:58:03
Dennis Wise game (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 15:35:39
- Is there a game where we can punch Wise in his "cheeky chappy" face until it implodes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 21, 15:41:09
- Doesn't work (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 21, 15:40:52
  - exactly (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 15:41:14
- I don't get it (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 15:39:34
Church XI (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 15:15:14
- St. Damien Francis of Assisi (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 15:44:00
  - A Devil's XI would obviously play cloven hoofball (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 15:46:00
    - Clearly ought to be ^^^^ up there. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 15:46:59
- Juan Pablo Angel (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 15:39:56
- Frankincense Worthington (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 15:39:37
- Ben Myrrhhead (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 15:38:59
- Graham Rix (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 15:30:33
  - Devil Southall (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Feb 21, 15:35:45
  - dammit, beaten by 30 seconds (n/m) (Other Football) - HairyBobbingManAss, Feb 21, 15:31:27
- Danny Gay (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 21, 15:29:29
- Presbyterian Wright (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 15:28:45
  - Benout (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 15:30:45
  - First Crusade begins... (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 15:30:05
    - Bugger (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 15:36:47
- Vincent Candlela (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 15:28:16
- Jonathan 'Jesus' Greening (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Feb 21, 15:25:09
- Hector Font (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 15:24:44
- Presbyterian Wright. (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Feb 21, 15:24:38
- Gary Monk (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 21, 15:24:38
- Bongo Christ (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 21, 15:24:24
- Stan Lazarusidis (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Feb 21, 15:24:22
  - if we are going to widen this tlo the whole bible we could be here a while! (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 21, 15:24:55
    - Could always do a devils XI as well. (n/m) (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Feb 21, 15:27:04
    - Judas Marshall (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 21, 15:26:05
      - Nice (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 21, 15:37:20
      - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 15:26:19
- Saint and Greavsie (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 21, 15:24:19
- Nicky Buttress (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 15:24:18
- Two yellow cardinals = one red cardinal (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 15:23:37
- Gregg Berhalter (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 21, 15:22:40
- Marcus Lent (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 15:21:39
- Aisle Berkovic (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 21, 15:20:40
  - Mitre known (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 15:21:08
  - Like it (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 15:21:01
- Owen Archdeacon (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Feb 21, 15:20:21
- Danny Pugh (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 21, 15:19:54
  - He'd be on the bench (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 15:21:40
    - *chuckle* :) (n/m) (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Feb 21, 15:22:07
    - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 15:21:59
  - Kneel Adams (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Feb 21, 15:20:06
- Andy Bishop (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 15:19:40
- Danny Sinner (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 15:19:36
  - Peter (crown of) Thorne(s) (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 15:20:11
- Rocky Baptiste (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 15:18:53
- Gica POPEscu (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Feb 21, 15:16:00
What message about Simon? And Simon who? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 21, 14:36:04
- this one (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Feb 21, 14:55:55
- Simon the Magician (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:47:56
  - So, no-one actually knows then... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Feb 21, 14:52:36
    - I think I vaguely remember (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 14:57:49
      - dis thread (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 15:02:18
    - Must be the direct opposite to Kerry feckin Katona then, in that respect (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:55:27
- God knows! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 21, 14:38:54
  - chuckle (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 14:39:11
- no idea, even me remembers everything hasn't a scooby (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 14:37:09
WEEEELLLLL, wtf is she then???? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:17:57
- Looks alright to me (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:19:10
  - Look at the best of those photos, and then imagine what (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 14:26:55
    - hare gew *SHUDDER* (General Chat) - Stoopish, Feb 21, 14:33:11
      - There goes my lunch. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:46:37
      - Bloody hell, that's Beth Ditto, intut? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:42:22
  - Are you mental? (General Chat) - Small, Feb 21, 14:22:29
    - Still no idea who she is. I just looked at her knockers (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:23:08
      - WE seem to be in a minority of two Steve (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:29:55
        
        You're on your own now mate (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:46:55
        
        So, who is she? I'm fecked if I'm gona google it if all you lot know. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:52:04
        
        some non entitty (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 15:02:57
      - It would all die once you heard it speak (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 14:25:42
FAO (NCFC) - foulsham canary, Feb 21, 14:01:57
- Run! Run! It's the clergy. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 14:09:50
  - Lock up your daughters! (NCFC) - Alexis Kreeosoat, Feb 21, 14:16:06
  - You know when the pope died, what did they do with the merchandise? Like lollies of the (NCFC) - pants, Feb 21, 14:15:13
    - Lollies of the Pope ? Dint see any of them. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:16:47
      - Plus, if you drink holy water, and then go for a wee, what is that? (NCFC) - pants, Feb 21, 14:21:43
        
        Dunno, but if you take the communion and then go to the toilet it is Holy Shit (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:22:43
        
        You could keep it in a jar a to ward off the devil (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 21, 14:24:46
    - Popesicles? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 14:16:13
      - I couldn't work out if licking a sugar effergy of his face was disrespectful (NCFC) - pants, Feb 21, 14:19:16
      - ROFLCOPTERTASTIC (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:17:15
      - Like it, God-botherer-botherer (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:17:07
  - "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition" (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:11:25
    - I have no idea what is going on (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 21, 14:12:33
      - .... (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:15:17
      - I'm keeping out of it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 21, 14:13:26
- FAO: Old Git (NCFC) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 14:03:26
- should be FAO tomblander! (n/m) (NCFC) - foulsham canary, Feb 21, 14:02:36
  - jesus wept (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 14:04:05
    - Actually my friend (NCFC) - Alexis Kreeosoat, Feb 21, 14:05:58
      - Aha! Christian of the Day has arrived. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 14:07:32
        
        Someone does it rather better than me now (NCFC) - Alexis Kreeosoat, Feb 21, 14:15:12
Can I bring myself to watch this? I feel I should, but I can't help (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:01:19
- worserer than that (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 14:06:27
  - WTF is Kerry Katona??? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:10:45
    - a big chubber who all too infrequently surfaces in popular culture (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 14:14:13
      - Does she get them out (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 21, 14:15:42
    - She works for Icelands (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 21, 14:13:34
      - fuck me, she's in the UN now? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 14:14:43
    - Sometimes I envy your life. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 21, 14:12:27
      - rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 14:38:40
      - You wouldn't have done so at 2.30 this morning:-( (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:16:21
        
        bad trip? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 21, 14:38:55
        
        If that includes cearing up dog shit, (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 14:54:41
This board is a mongtage of widely differing opinions (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 13:44:11
- montage (General Chat) - Small, Feb 21, 13:48:54
- Is a mongtage (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 21, 13:45:05
  - It is indeed sir! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 13:48:59
  - Speak for yourself. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Feb 21, 13:48:23
    - my kids are both mongs - please don't be offensive (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 13:49:24
      - Good grief, you're Mongolian???? (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 13:51:28
        
        well, that's what they call each other in the back of the car. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 13:53:23
        
        You need to introduce them to the term (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 13:57:53
        
        good idea, chav as well will come in very useful (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 13:59:11
Ooooh, I want some: (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 13:34:07
- "made from vegetable oil and a component of urine" (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 21, 13:40:11
  - ker boom tish (n/m) (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Feb 21, 13:46:46
  - Isn't science magnificent (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 13:42:51
    - unfair (General Chat) - shoddy, Feb 21, 13:51:54
- What for? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 21, 13:34:45
  - 9 quid (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 21, 13:36:21
  - Just cos I do (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 21, 13:36:05
Anyone been to Costa Rica (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 20, 14:39:06
- No but I went on holiday with the wife to the West Indes.............................. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 20, 14:52:50
  - Did she go of her own free will? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 20, 14:55:34
    - No, I believe he made her (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 20, 15:59:36
    - Yes, unlike that time I took her to Indonesia. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 20, 15:01:20
      - What happened? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 20, 15:59:28
        
        Her head fell off (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 20, 16:07:48
        
        oh no! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 20, 16:09:20
        
        Mais oui, mon petite culotte (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 20, 16:15:16
        
        me no compronde (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 20, 19:40:45
- no, nobody has ever been to Costa Rica (General Chat) - blindovabatski, Feb 20, 14:50:26
  - I heard Max Gogarty's off there soon. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Feb 20, 15:15:04
  - How many friends did he take? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 20, 15:03:19
    - 9, and against the receved wisdom they went via Bristol. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Feb 20, 15:06:37
  - I knew, just knew that you would do thatski (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 20, 14:56:00
    - good (n/m) (General Chat) - blindovabatski, Feb 20, 14:58:57
- Been to Costa Coffee (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Feb 20, 14:50:21
- seemingly not (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 20, 14:48:07
  - never mind (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 20, 14:50:55
    - My brother has (General Chat) - Small, Feb 20, 14:54:00
      - Good. Tumbly says you are not doing Cov now. Just Sat night? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 20, 14:56:38
        
        Since when have you started listening to Tumbly? (General Chat) - Small, Feb 20, 15:05:57
        
        You should, you don't have to put your 'orrible fizzog on it. Join the King's site, then (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 20, 15:10:31
        
        Haven't got a ticket for Saturday yet but i do intend to go (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 20, 15:24:32
    - Sounds good (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Feb 20, 14:52:58
FAO: pieman63 Re: Pinebanks (General Chat) - Small, Feb 19, 17:19:17
- small, you're a top man. (General Chat) - pieman63, Feb 19, 17:28:14
  - Good luck! Let me know if you have any joy with either of those (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 19, 17:34:50
FAO KINGS ARMS REGULARS-am i welcome in there are satdee? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 19, 15:55:11
- Rosary for me (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 19, 16:47:20
  - you in lower barclay saturday? (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 19, 16:48:10
    - Not going (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 19, 16:48:55
      - ok (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 19, 16:49:36
- You would (NCFC) - Small, Feb 19, 16:17:28
  - is it shit atmo then (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 19, 16:30:37
    - We sometimes get songs going down the cricketers rest. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 19, 16:43:17
- only if you bring PK with you (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 19, 16:08:11
  - not u too!lol how many pints will i have to buy ffs sounds like the whole board go there (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 19, 16:10:34
    - Thats because their's a little smoking shelter, they've thought of everything. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 19, 16:17:39
      - Do you have a Norridge shirt with "Jizzer" on the back? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 19, 16:19:21
        
        How about one with "Star of Canary Call" on it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 19, 16:23:17
        
        Certainly............not :) (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 19, 16:32:24
        
        yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 19, 16:20:09
        
        Good. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 19, 16:21:35
    - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 19, 16:11:25
- what time do u alcos drift in there.please dont say 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 19, 16:08:11
  - half eight (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 19, 16:15:20
  - about 1309h ish (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Feb 19, 16:11:01
  - half 8 (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 19, 16:09:07
- Certainly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 19, 15:59:12
  - Are there two Andy Jizzers in Norwich (NCFC) - Small, Feb 19, 16:20:28
- As long as you remember to switch when you're told to (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 19, 15:57:59
  - The Kings dunt do that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 19, 16:02:34
    - oh fuck-you dont go do you-you dont like me lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 19, 16:04:03
      - I don't not like you, sellers, I just think some of the things you say are stupid. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 19, 16:04:48
        
        well-cant argue with that i guess! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 19, 16:05:56
        
        ^^^He do dunt he darlun. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 19, 17:05:24
        
        not surprising (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 19, 16:05:46
    - They'll need to if sellers starts drinking in there regular like (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 19, 16:03:41
      - lol-thank u very much (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 19, 16:04:45
        
        I'm not so sure that's a compliment. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Feb 19, 16:07:54
        
        neither was i (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 19, 16:08:45
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 19, 15:59:52
- if you buy me a pint - yes, if you don't - no. (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 19, 15:57:02
  - yes.if some1 tells me who u r (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 19, 16:00:49
  - cos i will-if i know who u are old git (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 19, 15:59:04
    - i int old git umm lovely old job (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Feb 19, 16:01:06
      - Chum-beard-neck. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 19, 17:06:14
      - posted wrong place.sorry (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 19, 16:02:39
- on (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 19, 15:55:51
Delia's Telegraph interview (NCFC) - Small, Feb 17, 14:53:26
- Spot the connection (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Feb 17, 20:54:31
- The little gadget is called a knife (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Feb 17, 19:47:49
- Quite a lengthy piece - took me bloody ages to read it all! (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Feb 17, 16:47:52
- Very excited to see the real Mattress Man on the pitch last Saturday! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Feb 17, 16:36:51
  - Yes, he had a spring in his step...... (n/m) (NCFC) - Winky Wanky Woo, Feb 17, 18:04:44
ANYWAY YOU HAVE A HOME BANKCER NEXT WEEK AGAINST (NCFC) - DUFFYIN, Feb 16, 17:44:28
- gosh (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 16, 17:47:08
  - just what i was thinking, ireally couldn't give a toss about such details of their grubby (NCFC) - Small, Feb 16, 17:49:02
    - I think DUFFYIN is a regular on here on a wind up (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 17:55:39
- yeah probably (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 16, 17:45:52
HA FOOKIN HA, STILL GONNA MAKE THE PLAY OFFS, LOSERS? (NCFC) - DUFFYIN, Feb 16, 17:26:08
- we arnt going down-ure not going up END OFF. (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 16, 17:27:45
  - WE MAY NOT GO UP BUT WERE LOOKIN BLOODY GOOD FOR THE PLAY OFFS!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DUFFYIN, Feb 16, 17:28:31
    - WE WILL SEE YOU CRY ON THE TELE. LOVELY OLE JOB (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 16, 17:30:28
      - WERE MADE OF STERNER STUFF THESE DAYS, OUR NEW SIGNINGS HAVE ADDED A LOT MORE GRIT TO OUR (NCFC) - DUFFYIN, Feb 16, 17:39:37
    - WOW WEEEE!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 16, 17:29:13
      - YEAH COZ YOU WAOULDNT GLADLY SWAP POSITIONS WOULD YOU PANTS? (NCFC) - DUFFYIN, Feb 16, 17:30:19
        
        *You're* as in, (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 16, 17:33:40
        
        and be a scum cunt like u nochance (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 16, 17:32:02
        
        What's the difference if neither of us go up? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 16, 17:31:22
        
        BUT OUR CHANCE OF PROMOTION IS A MILLION TIMES BETTER THAN YOURS (NCFC) - DUFFYIN, Feb 16, 17:38:55
        
        Why don't you answer the question? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 16, 17:40:57
        
        duffyin (NCFC) - no1 canary, Feb 17, 00:04:42
        
        True - well done (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 16, 17:39:41
        
        Same difference (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 16, 17:32:34
        
        He's thinking hard about this response (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 16, 17:35:42
        
        He's circle jerking (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 16, 17:37:11
        
        Is that the same as a magic circle? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 16, 17:39:34
        
        I don't know - I was hoping someone could tell me (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 16, 17:40:34
- NO (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 16, 17:27:04
- FUCK OFF (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 16, 17:26:45
Love the way this guy says "goals" (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 17:24:37
- ee dunt loike Doc doo eee (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 16, 17:25:55
  - dint we darlun? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 16, 17:29:57
This chap[ is talking a lot of sense (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Feb 16, 17:21:01
- Good phone manner that Andy :) (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 16, 17:22:52
  - Bloody hell, was it YOU? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 17:29:29
    - Yes, was I awful lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 16, 17:36:35
      - I think i know you (NCFC) - Small, Feb 16, 17:44:00
        
        Certainly not. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 16, 18:03:02
- That's because he's one of us, we all talk sense on here (n/m) (NCFC) - BFG, Feb 16, 17:22:17
- His lips are quivering with rage, I think he loves Hucks in a deep, deep way (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 17:22:06
  - it's you isn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 16, 17:23:17
    - Not posh enough (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 17:29:10
    - :) (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 16, 17:23:35
can any of our loanees play centre midfield ? (NCFC) - matgore, Feb 16, 17:16:08
- I saw Hucks here (NCFC) - harry boulders, Feb 16, 17:18:33
- gibbs (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Feb 16, 17:17:40
- Gibbs can (n/m) (NCFC) - Thrasher, Feb 16, 17:17:20
- Huckabee in Asda! (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Feb 16, 17:17:03
  - Huckerby (NCFC) - dcm19, Feb 16, 17:18:51
  - Huckleberrys in Asdas (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 16, 17:17:44
ha ha mr angry might have to ask hucks to play next week lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 16, 16:56:35
- ha ha lol rofl ooooh my poor sides droan stuck record ha ha lol rofl ooh etc (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Feb 16, 16:57:36
  - Humble pie mixed with sour grapes (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 17:07:32
    - For fucks sake Git (NCFC) - The Judge, Feb 16, 17:11:34
      - I'm more concerned that (NCFC) - Small, Feb 16, 17:17:18
      - yes (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 16, 17:13:41
      - Naughty Snigger (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 17:13:18
  - ironic though isnt it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 16, 16:58:46
    - I can't imagine a post of yours ever delivering anything remotely approaching the subtlety (NCFC) - The Judge, Feb 16, 17:01:07
    - Why is it ironic? Or don't you understand what ironic means? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 16, 17:00:13
      - Cos last time we lost 4-0 it was 4-0 (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Feb 16, 17:03:39
      - lol.hucks out mob out in force (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 16, 17:02:21
        
        nice try Selwyn - but none of us want Hux out (NCFC) - The Judge, Feb 16, 17:03:58
        
        Judge, I thought you AGREED that Hucks should have been on the bench? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 17:08:12
        
        Yep, I do (NCFC) - The Judge, Feb 16, 17:10:31
        
        Well it's only the twerps who see it like that, isn't it? (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 17:13:02
        
        This board is full of them then (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Feb 16, 17:14:35
        
        I think you're putting words in a lot of people's mouths which just aren't there (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 16, 17:18:49
      - that is the real irony (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 16, 17:01:29
lurverly long legs or large mammaries? (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Feb 15, 15:27:12
- The answer is so obvious that even Googlefight knows (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 15, 15:32:44
  - Has Harry Hill covered that fight? (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Feb 15, 15:33:55
- melons for me (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 15, 15:31:23
- dunno (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 15:30:25
- Neither. I'm a 39-year old bloke and though tall have short legs for my stature. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 15, 15:30:07
  - Why the long torso? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 15, 15:31:42
name the ground? (NCFC) - ingi, Feb 15, 14:20:19
- the SUFC on the stewards jackets kind of gives it away. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Feb 15, 14:36:32
  - I thought it was "SUKC", on a FCUK tip? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Feb 15, 14:37:34
  - Sheffield United? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 15, 14:36:52
    - You would have to be a total retard to believe that is Bramall Lane. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Feb 15, 14:37:50
      - Surely you answer your own question there... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 15, 14:41:49
        
        *internet sticky tongue out face* (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 15, 14:42:34
        
        internet "silly cunt" message (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 15, 14:44:29
      - Scunthorpe United? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 15, 14:40:27
- Graham (n/m) (NCFC) - Chelmsford Yella, Feb 15, 14:31:40
- Jeremy (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Feb 15, 14:29:59
- Definitely not Poorman's Road, there's quite a few people there (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 15, 14:27:51
- Dunno, but it was really fucking loud (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 15, 14:27:16
  - I thought it was quiet. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 15, 14:29:23
    - How small are the small T Shirts? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 15, 14:31:31
      - Don't know to be honest - they ship direct, and I have never had the need (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 15, 14:32:50
        
        I want a SuperChed one for a child (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 15, 14:36:59
        
        Small needs them in this size (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 15, 14:33:55
        
        Brilliant! Is he slightly Primordial? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 15, 14:36:02
        
        *Braeburn fragments hitting the TFT* lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 15, 14:35:11
- Roots Hall (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 15, 14:24:42
- lmao u gotts luv this (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 14:23:16
- Somewhere in London (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 15, 14:21:39
- Roots Hall (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 15, 14:20:56
  - Yep, Southend (n/m) (NCFC) - Declan, Feb 15, 14:24:00
    - What are the Met there then ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 15, 14:24:56
      - Because most of Southend's fans are supporters of West Ham too, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Feb 15, 14:41:07
      - for the Millwall fans innit (NCFC) - Yellalee, Feb 15, 14:26:49
      - Because they're paid to be there... (NCFC) - Declan, Feb 15, 14:26:03
        
        he said 'what' (NCFC) - Dave in France, Feb 15, 14:26:36
        
        Good point, Dave. What ARE the Met there then ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 15, 14:27:03
        
        Blancmanges. The lot of 'em. (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Feb 15, 14:34:52
        
        Oh, OK (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 15, 14:26:30
  - Met Police innit (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 15, 14:22:28
    - cos the Millwall fans wanted to be a bit naughty (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 15, 14:26:14
      - That stutter needs working on (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 15, 14:37:17
    - cos the (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 15, 14:26:00
I've always thought that if you have a selection of pre-grated cheeses... (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 14:11:51
- Powdered Cheese? How does that work? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 15, 14:22:19
  - like parmesan (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 15, 14:23:26
    - or chunky (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 15, 14:24:25
- Apparently, Rod Stwart (I think) once treated his guests (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 15, 14:16:44
- ...you could create a whole new industry with "blends". Like Teachers, but with cheese. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 15, 14:14:04
- wouldn't it go all hard, and shit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 15, 14:13:41
  - No (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 15, 14:14:26
are english people so stupid and lazy that they don't want to bother peeling potatoes (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 15, 14:11:40
- i like the skins on my spuds (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 15, 14:20:20
- Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 15, 14:13:42
- Possibly :-( (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 15, 14:13:06
- You can buy tinned potatoes with the peel already off. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 14:12:31
  - How can you tell what's in the tin with the peel off? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 15, 14:13:39
    - There's a photograph on the front of bald potatoes. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 14:14:06
      - How do you know you're not buying shaven testicles? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 15, 14:15:33
        
        When it says "Potatoes" on the tin. Now, if it said "Spuds" it would be tricky. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 15, 14:17:55
        
        Or 2Plums" (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 15, 14:19:58
        
        Yes, or "Plums" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 15, 14:22:01
        
        Well, that's half the fun. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 15, 14:16:52
  - er really? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 15, 14:13:37
  - Worse than that over here. You can buy peeled, sliced potatoes and carrots. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 15, 14:13:28
    - better than the tinned ones i suppose (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 15, 14:14:03
      - Well, not for the environment (plastic packaging) (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 15, 14:14:57
Coming soon to a Puppet Theatre near you: (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 15, 14:08:46
- Cor (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 15, 14:15:01
  - You need to chanfe your incontinency pads anyway, I can smell them from here. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 15, 14:16:14
    - Once a week is plenty, think of the environment (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 15, 14:17:56
    - do they chanfe? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 15, 14:17:48
- More reasons to shop at Morrisons. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Feb 15, 14:11:18
Delia's coming up (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 15, 14:04:52
- Erm.... on 5live (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 15, 14:06:06
  - Pre-watershed?!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 15, 14:06:32
    - nice one (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 15, 14:06:46
- Good old Mike W-J - inspirational to realise what's possible even at his age (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 15, 14:05:56
- where? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 15, 14:05:20
  - On the grandstand side, she's the hot tip for Saturday on Gold Rip Off Betting Line (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 15, 14:07:13
  - Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 15, 14:06:24
saturday bet (General Chat) - jackadam, Feb 15, 14:03:43
- oh and I suppose this is a good time to post this again... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 15, 14:07:43
- nice one (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 15, 14:07:09
- People who bet on horses see their castles go up in smoke. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 15, 14:05:13
  - Horses don't bet on people - that's why they never go broke (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Feb 15, 14:05:20
- CCFC? (General Chat) - Brandonio, Feb 15, 14:05:10
- SUCK MA PUSSY (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 15, 14:04:20
help from speakers of Norfolk - like me (General Chat) - south, Feb 14, 17:10:53
- My Mum says it (General Chat) - NobodyherebutusCreos, Feb 14, 17:24:29
- I'm not sure it's just Norfolk - I've heard people up here use it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 17:17:11
  - What does it mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 14, 17:26:46
    - "Put thier parts on"? Become upset, thrown a wobbler, had a dickie. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 14, 17:28:49
      - That drive yer round the bend dunt ut? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 14, 17:36:10
      - TVM (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 14, 17:32:52
      - You mean "chuck a bennie"? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 14, 17:29:58
        
        yay, "don't have a benny!" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 14, 17:30:22
      - Get a cob on, to be up the arse, to have a monk on (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 14, 17:29:50
      - never heard it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 14, 17:29:27
101 Uses for Steve Walsh's Norwich shirt: suggestions in this thread please. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 14, 16:12:02
- a tent for entertaining aliens in (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 14, 16:43:16
  - Alien tent? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 14, 16:54:13
    - if you like (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 14, 16:55:23
- Use it to mop up after Himsworth's next cider induced monster blub. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 14, 16:41:01
  - do fuck off (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 14, 16:48:20
  - tudders relaxes at home (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 14, 16:42:42
    - More like Ted Bovis (NCFC) - pants, Feb 14, 16:52:18
    - i do believe you've done a linkage to a picture of yourself there OG (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 14, 16:44:31
      - I don't smoke (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 14, 16:51:56
        
        i bet you did in your younger days (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 14, 17:06:41
- a monkrag for Andy Jizzer (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 14, 16:34:36
- Replacent for wood in my 18th centuary fireplace. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 14, 16:27:31
  - 18th century fireplace? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 14, 16:29:23
    - PK relaxes at home by the fire (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 14, 16:31:20
- Spare shirt for XXL16 (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 14, 16:24:56
- Post it back to Steve Walsh, ask him to sign the back at the bottom, then write above it (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 14, 16:19:07
- it could be given to the player who has performance the worst in any given week (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 14, 16:18:50
  - *performed not performance - FFS!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 14, 16:23:13
    - I apologise profoundly for the New Labour post. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 14, 16:25:04
- wipe the kitchin floor with it (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 14, 16:17:19
  - See my post below... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 14, 16:18:15
    - and? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 14, 16:19:21
      - I thought it went hand in hand with your response.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 14, 16:20:35
- Send it to Matthew Bates, picture request, him wearing it with his cock out (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 14, 16:16:04
- Picnic sheet.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 14, 16:13:40
- shitrag? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Feb 14, 16:12:48
Bready how can you eat all that bread during the match without getting a dry mouth? (n/m) (NCFC) - McGonicle, Feb 13, 13:55:22
- Dedication. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 13, 13:56:42
  - Why did you take a loaf of bread to a game? (NCFC) - Small, Feb 13, 14:04:37
    - I made it with the yeast found in Edward Bear's eyes. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 13, 14:14:46
  - That's all you need if you wanna be a record breader (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 13, 13:57:48
    - Trumpet cancer. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 13, 13:59:08
      - Radiation, that's what you need (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 14:08:11
      - That's a bit below the belt Bready (n/m) (NCFC) - McGonicle, Feb 13, 14:01:40
      - Nazi Norris McWhertor (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 13, 14:01:32
  - See ya Bready! (n/m) (NCFC) - McGonicle, Feb 13, 13:57:05
SINCE YOU LOT TAKE THE PISS OUT OF OUR HOME SUPPORT, I NOTICED (NCFC) - DUFFYIN, Feb 13, 13:16:48
- Maybe he is un aware... (NCFC) - Alan, Feb 13, 21:05:48
- Liverpool Street was closed NYD... (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 13, 13:29:52
- Ooooo... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Feb 13, 13:21:11
  - He lives in a box, hence the shouting to make himself heard (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 13, 13:27:38
    - SO NONE OF YOU CAN EXPLAIN WHY YOUR AWAY SUPPORT IS SO POOR THEN?? (n/m) (NCFC) - DUFFYIN, Feb 13, 13:35:31
      - Are you going to explain to us why your predictions most of the time are shit? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 13, 14:49:33
      - IT WAS NEW YEARS DAY AT SHITHURST PARK, YOU CUNT (NCFC) - Small, Feb 13, 13:39:15
        
        WELL IT WAS STILL SHITHURST PARK LAST NIGHT WHEN WE WENT THERE (NCFC) - DUFFYIN, Feb 13, 13:42:33
        
        MOST PEOPLE HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO ON NEW YEARS DAY, (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 13, 13:46:56
        
        THATS FUNNY WEST BROM TOOK 2,000 TO OUR PLACE NEW YEARS DAY!! THE ONLY REASON THAT YOU (NCFC) - DUFFYIN, Feb 13, 13:50:34
        
        ^^^ Wrath regular on a overly long and unfunny wind-up (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 13, 13:53:01
        
        Did you spot him useing Trolling earlier instead of trawling (NCFC) - pants, Feb 13, 14:50:44
        
        if i'm honest... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 13, 15:08:49
        
        hare (NCFC) - pants, Feb 13, 15:10:42
        
        so he did (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 13, 15:19:06
        
        WRATHERS HAVE EFFING HANGOVERS FOR A START. (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 13, 13:48:10
- What's your opinion of the McCartney divorce case? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 13, 13:18:24
  - she's hardly got a leg to stand on (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 13, 13:19:36
    - Rumour has it she will get a plane (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Feb 13, 13:24:21
      - lmao.... (NCFC) - Pixelman, Feb 13, 13:53:04
      - MBK, you realise we are about to die at the hands of the WOTB PC Police? (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 13, 13:27:05
        
        Nah, you'll be ok - you'll have been variously filtered so they wont see it. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Feb 13, 13:29:12
This McCartney divorce case - (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 13, 13:07:12
- Yoko Ono (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Feb 13, 14:01:46
- I heard a part of the settlement, she wants her very own plane!!! (General Chat) - songwriter81, Feb 13, 13:39:26
  - I like that one (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 13:41:33
- She hasn't got a leg to stand on. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 13:36:32
  - Wotcha Bready! (n/m) (General Chat) - McGonicle, Feb 13, 13:47:32
    - Hello, yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 13, 13:55:09
    - lol (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 13, 13:48:53
  - Songwriter and Tudders in "WWII" shocker!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 13, 13:44:24
- My ex thinks I've got more than I actually have... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Feb 13, 13:19:49
  - Fortunately i still have a very good relationship with mine so (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 13, 13:26:26
    - is anyone on this messageboard still married? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 13, 13:29:28
      - 13 and a half years for me (General Chat) - south, Feb 13, 15:11:51
      - 'Married' yes. Only for a little longer, fortunately. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Feb 13, 14:50:51
      - 20 months (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 13, 14:36:40
        
        7 months, 13 days and 9 hours (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 14:41:57
        
        I mean 14 days. And 42 minutes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 14:43:32
      - Yep. 10 years last November. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 13, 14:30:26
      - Yeah (General Chat) - NobodyherebutusCreos, Feb 13, 13:59:01
        
        "Recordbreakers" Roy Castle would have been so proud. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 13, 13:59:51
      - 2 years and counting (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Feb 13, 13:54:47
      - I did make 33 years. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 13, 13:44:35
      - Am trying speed dating tomorrow (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 13, 13:37:26
        
        Yup (General Chat) - NobodyherebutusCreos, Feb 13, 14:01:31
        
        Speed rejection. Nice one! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 13:38:16
        
        Aye, get it done quickly with no messing around (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 13, 13:38:53
      - I am (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 13, 13:31:57
        
        what do they shout in strip joints in the middle east? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 13, 13:33:03
        
        "Get your nose out for the lads" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 13:33:43
        
        But he int in the middle-east is he ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 13:34:07
        
        Debateable point that. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 13, 13:37:45
        
        Sort of West-Middle-East? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 13:38:42
        
        If you were to look on news sites like BBC etc (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 13, 13:41:12
        
        Wikipedia says I am wrong.. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 13:44:27
        
        That's ferzackerly what I was about to say - it'll be 'cos not all of it is in Africa (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 13, 13:46:56
        
        which has about 0.00001% of Egypts population. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 13, 13:46:28
        
        That's 8 people. Do you know them ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 13:49:14
        
        Intimately (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Feb 13, 13:50:05
      - how can you marry yourself? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 13, 13:30:09
- Ben - can each of us have our own 'things I'm not remotely interested in' filter please? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 13, 13:09:43
  - You've already got one - it's called your mouse. (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 13, 13:11:59
    - ............. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 13, 13:12:30
  - Don't read it then. Not like he gave the post a mysterious title is it ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 13:11:10
    - Indeed, just like I did with the football grounds thread. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 13, 13:12:53
    - Well, you could say that about any filter I guess. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 13, 13:12:04
      - The only time I am glad of a filter is when the cricket is on, as we get a blow-by-blow (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 13:14:58
        
        I put you and pants on ignore once (General Chat) - Small, Feb 13, 13:18:10
        
        the 'ignore' filter is crap for that reason (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 13, 13:27:57
        
        lolph lundgren (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 13, 13:25:15
        
        ooooh (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 13, 13:29:43
        
        And Tennis, during "Wimbledon" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 13, 13:16:09
        
        Yes, although I do enjoy tennis but I can understand others don't (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 13:16:48
        
        It's much duller than cricket. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 13, 13:18:55
        
        other than the wimmin tennisers... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 13, 13:23:43
        
        In your opinion, yes. In my opinion, kabbadi is more interesting than cricket. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 13:19:40
        
        Kabbadi looks well cool. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 13, 13:24:44
        
        and egg chasing (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 13, 13:17:56
        
        There should be a "shit sports" filter (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 13, 13:20:42
        
        We should have a filter which only shows posts by people who like you, like this (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 13:24:00
        
        bit of a messy layout though intut? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 13, 13:27:25
        
        Yeah, so many posts the font size is a bit small (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 13:27:58
        
        Both very silly. However, I do like rugby. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 13, 13:19:20
      - that'd be down to the "ridiculous filter requests" filter that Ben added (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 13, 13:13:53
        
        ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 13, 13:14:15
      - Good idea, I'll have a think and request one. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 13, 13:13:30
- I heard she was "only" after 30m (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 13:08:20
  - Spose so. I guess they are also sorting out custody of (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 13, 13:10:56
    - Donate it to Angelina Jolie (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 13:11:46
      - Her father says she will go abroad with HER daughter and (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 13, 13:14:59
        
        I really couldn't give a monkey's to be honest (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 13:15:46
        
        Actually, me neither. Not sure why I even read it:-( (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 13, 13:17:13
        
        See. You need a "things I'm not remotely interested in" filter. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Feb 13, 13:17:03
Who wrote a big 'NINE' in the Coach and Horses toilets yesterday (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 13, 12:43:53
- NG (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 13, 12:46:19
  - Oh (General Chat) - Small, Feb 13, 12:53:15
    - What time were you in? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 13, 12:53:30
      - Just before the game, (General Chat) - Small, Feb 13, 13:01:33
        
        Was he arseholed? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 13, 13:03:12
        
        Nope (General Chat) - Small, Feb 13, 13:09:17
        
        Twat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Feb 14, 11:09:32
        
        Oops. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 13, 13:21:18
        
        Dint seem it at half time. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 13, 13:03:47
        
        Must have just missed you on our way out then. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 13, 13:03:05
- Graham, obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 12:44:19
Cambridge train last night...freekin prat wouldn't get off the train (General Chat) - Ricochet Rabbit, Feb 13, 12:09:37
- Police! in Cambridge?? You're jokin - they are all either (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 13, 12:18:48
  - Norwich to Cambridge train last after the match platform 5a (General Chat) - Ricochet Rabbit, Feb 13, 12:27:00
  - Riot Police (General Chat) - Small, Feb 13, 12:24:21
- Were was the police???? (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Feb 13, 12:13:58
Reality Check. (NCFC) - Snakey, Feb 13, 11:18:18
- Agree 100% - not sure there is that much blubbing tho (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Feb 13, 12:11:52
- Haven't seen a single blub about the result (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 13, 11:33:17
  - find it yourself you lazy git (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Feb 13, 11:34:00
    - You won't find one (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 13, 11:36:29
      - Or conversely, people who continually question are big pain in the ass (NCFC) - The Judge, Feb 13, 11:49:24
        
        Why ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 12:19:12
        
        Yeah, pick out one comment among many (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 13, 11:51:04
        
        I disagree with GR and agree with most about Hucks not playing on the right. (NCFC) - Snakey, Feb 13, 11:58:32
        
        Last night there was a lot of knicker-twisting (NCFC) - The Judge, Feb 13, 11:56:36
        
        Happens after every game (NCFC) - Small, Feb 13, 12:01:52
        
        mind you. at least it shows passion and interest - which is more than you can say (NCFC) - Snakey, Feb 13, 12:03:33
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 13, 12:03:58
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Feb 13, 11:19:35
- I feels like this too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 13, 11:19:28
  - oi loikes a pint of coider (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 13, 11:21:05
    - People from Henley on Thames doing regional or "country" accents. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 13, 11:23:43
      - Accents are wonderful things (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 13, 11:25:43
        
        Was that your Julie Andrews impression? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 13, 11:26:22
    - AB's gonna get ya! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 13, 11:21:58
      - Like I'm scared of him... (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 13, 11:23:23
        
        Beaker vs Rhydian showdown :) (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 13, 11:25:28
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 13, 11:27:26
        
        special move (NCFC) - pants, Feb 13, 11:29:03
        
        You before the surgery? (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 13, 11:29:54
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 13, 11:27:05
        
        Copters (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 13, 11:26:16
        
        Ooooh! Look at Billy Big Bollocks (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 13, 11:25:13
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Feb 13, 11:26:50
      - Lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 13, 11:23:16
  - so does I (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 13, 11:20:03
Just so you know who to blame, (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 12, 17:34:30
- Norwich bookies suddenly scratching their heads at all the money going on Hull... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Feb 12, 18:55:25
- When we were Liability Chris bunged £20 on us to get promoted - at 66/1 (n/m) (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Feb 12, 17:49:40
  - I made a huge fuck-up the other weekend. Lost a fortune. (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 12, 17:55:23
    - Just don't bet online with credit cards... (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 12, 18:03:10
      - That would be rather silly. I put my winnings to good use, (NCFC) - tudders, Feb 12, 18:07:01
  - *when we were bottom (n/m) (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Feb 12, 17:50:03
    - Are you going tonight? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 12, 17:55:25
- me too - 2 nil, Ched with the first 'un (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Feb 12, 17:41:13
  - Ive gone 3 - 2 with Ched,Hucks and Russell all to score. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 12, 17:44:39
- LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 12, 17:39:07
Is the game still on? (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Feb 12, 17:05:01
- grass (NCFC) - pants, Feb 12, 17:11:04
  - Shall we do the things we used to do on (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Feb 12, 17:13:41
    - Smoke it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 12, 17:14:17
- I think soo (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 12, 17:06:32
Just sold back 4 tickets to tonight's game (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 12, 14:07:38
- Won't be available until before KO (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 12, 14:17:51
  - But it is before KO (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 12, 14:49:28
  - oh really? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Feb 12, 14:22:42
    - Apparently they go on sale a couple of hours before KO (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 12, 14:25:10
      - I was told one hour. There's at least a hundred going on sale (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 12, 14:27:08
FAO: AB (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Feb 11, 16:46:14
- I didn't. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 16:51:49
  - What you're hearing is the sound of a homosexual. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 11, 17:04:02
    - What, running around in the woods at midnight? Do they do that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 17:06:23
      - I am fed up with hearing foxes shagging in my back garden (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 17:16:29
        
        Cats have the same penile arrangement, I seem to remember reading somewhere (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 17:20:40
      - that's the Lesser-Spotted Norville (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 11, 17:12:21
        
        Saw him in the Dearne Valley B&Q a few years ago. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 17:21:38
        
        he has a wife? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 11, 17:28:44
      - can you hear any puimping noises? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 11, 17:12:20
        
        You even said that with a French accent (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 11, 17:16:51
        
        *pumping (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 11, 17:16:28
  - I thought you destroyed your Wrens in a heartless chainsaw incident (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 11, 16:57:06
    - I found a nest in the hedge trimmings, yes, but it was only a baby hedge trimmer (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 17:00:06
FAO BEN (General Chat) - Dave in France, Feb 11, 16:40:37
- I want a free wee though (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 11, 16:54:10
  - no one's stopping you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 16:56:16
- thats the pink un .com (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 11, 16:42:04
  - How's number one son, Sellers? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Feb 11, 16:43:15
    - lol fine thanks mate (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 11, 16:46:26
      - congrats by the way selwyn! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Feb 11, 16:57:58
- Bad idea....... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Feb 11, 16:41:35
where can i go now? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:51:45
- Incontinence, creeping dementia, dodgy hips, failing eyesight (NCFC) - duke of york, Feb 11, 15:57:40
  - im not ready for the scrap heap yet! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 16:07:12
- Go a pub with no rules and drink in chaos (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Feb 11, 15:53:51
  - any in norwich! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 16:01:38
- The Cricketers rest... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 11, 15:53:39
  - bin thinking of that 4 a while.landlords a barclay boy ent he? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:54:57
    - the landlord is joe (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Feb 11, 16:38:32
    - Well known gay bar, that (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 11, 16:01:17
      - Is it? Wasn't aware it was. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 11, 16:04:16
        
        Why did you think they were so friendly (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 11, 16:05:02
        
        Scariest thing about the Cricketers is that it is about 50 feet away from THE KINGS (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 16:05:33
        
        Shush! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 11, 16:07:10
        
        knew that already! prob pop in there 2 to see u all! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 16:10:58
        
        What do you mean? (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 11, 16:06:49
        
        Nothing. He doesn't mean anything. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 16:11:25
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 16:13:14
      - ... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 16:01:56
        
        Further evidence here (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 11, 16:03:45
        
        It is. But I am talking to PK. "Pumpers" perhaps ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 16:04:44
        
        A Pumping Parlour (NCFC) - Old Git, Feb 11, 16:06:10
    - Yip,he is,very friendly boozer and i drink down there with a fair few people. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 11, 15:55:58
      - prob see you v barnsley.too far to walk on a night game (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 16:04:46
        
        Aye mate. I have my surname on my shirt. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 11, 16:05:28
        
        il be 1 of a group of big fuckers i expect! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 16:08:51
        
        Ok,well if your about i'll buy you a drink. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 11, 16:09:45
        
        dito (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 16:12:45
        
        Fair play,your one of the top blokes off here. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 11, 16:16:50
        
        you taking the piss lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 16:18:47
        
        Nope,some people off here are just rude to me and don't give me a chance. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 11, 16:20:11
        
        Oh boo fucking hoo (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Feb 11, 16:59:43
        
        make my own mind up about people n ive never had a problem with you mate (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 16:22:52
        
        Thank you and likewise :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Feb 11, 16:23:44
  - Before Mad Paul and Jenny took it over, that was a poof parlour. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:54:32
    - Nip round the corner to the Ber street gates, if you want a punch on the noes that is. (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 11, 16:11:26
      - why would i get a punch? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 16:13:37
      - Could pop in the Jolly Butcher's as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 16:13:35
- Bristol? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Feb 11, 15:52:13
  - hoping they let me back in.have to go in disguise (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:54:03
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:53:15
Guess the names of Selwyn's new son (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 11, 15:30:55
- Here's the first photo (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:33:21
  - Is Selywyn from Saudi Arabia then? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 15:36:13
    - no. (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:37:12
      - I don't get the joke (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 15:38:26
        
        join the club! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:40:43
        
        a tad unfortunate unless it was meant (General Chat) - pants, Feb 11, 15:43:49
        
        thats prob it (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:49:31
  - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:33:56
- Pete (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Feb 11, 15:33:00
- Graham (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 11, 15:32:03
- Ashton (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 11, 15:31:20
  - is that a first name? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 15:33:52
    - Ashton Kutcher's parents reckon that it is (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 11, 15:39:12
      - so they do (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Feb 11, 15:40:52
    - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:35:47
  - Oh yes, so I see. Oooops (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 11, 15:32:21
    - should've been Chedwyn or Glenn (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Feb 11, 15:33:44
      - would have chosen chedwyn out of the 2 (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Feb 11, 15:36:44
        
        Chedwyn Selwyn. Poetic (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Feb 11, 15:37:30
think its nearly a sell out tomorrow.i have spare kids ticket if any1 wants it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 14:37:53
- It is a sell out now.. (NCFC) - Hcuks, Feb 11, 14:40:51
  - If you sit in one of the box's can you take you have a beer whilst watching the game? (n/m) (NCFC) - Andyjzr, Feb 11, 14:45:40
    - No (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 11, 14:53:48
    - i do anyway.i pour it into coke cups! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 14:48:44
      - Chedwyn or Glenn? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Feb 11, 15:03:32
  - still some 40 quid seats left lol.pants you interested? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Feb 11, 14:43:38
I'm really enjoying my hot beverage today after the weekend's results (n/m) (NCFC) - McGonicle, Feb 11, 13:45:17
- nice one (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Feb 11, 13:46:58
- What hot beverage is it McGonicle? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Feb 11, 13:46:37
  - Tea, coffee, drinking chocolate or horlicks morning noon and night (n/m) (NCFC) - McGonicle, Feb 11, 13:48:47