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I had a chat with Jon Thaxton this afternoon! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 25, 17:18:22
- I met Scott Ian tonight... (General Chat) - Norwood, Mar 26, 00:19:19
- I had a chat with Kevin Piper once (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 25, 17:21:03
  - We sat next to Kevin Piper on the train to Norwich (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Mar 25, 18:46:28
    - I've had a conversation with John Inverdale (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Mar 25, 19:20:39
      - I think I win as mine was better than all of yours (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Mar 25, 19:29:44
        
        Err..I used to work with and had plenty of chats with Brian Moore! (General Chat) - DICKY, Mar 26, 08:50:14
  - I saw Mikel Beck on York station once (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 17:22:15
Les Ferdinand, England captain FFS! (n/m) (Other Football) - Nelsons final flanel, Mar 25, 17:15:33
- *flicky hand thing* cunt (Other Football) - Small, Mar 25, 17:27:47
  - ... (Other Football) - pants, Mar 25, 17:31:51
    - Is that your cat? (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Mar 25, 17:52:53
      - might be (Other Football) - pants, Mar 25, 18:12:55
The Feeling. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 16:55:48
- they suck (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 25, 17:19:07
- I had a feeling on Sunday morning, not a very good one either. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 25, 16:58:31
  - That explains a lot (General Chat) - Small, Mar 25, 17:11:29
  - I knew it was going to get messy, it had all been too civilised by the time we left. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 17:08:32
    - Mrs Bay looked thoroughly confused by the whole thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 25, 17:10:50
      - Did Mr AB play twister with his jacket again? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 25, 17:12:26
        
        No, I wasn't on the mental lager. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 17:14:43
        
        There's no shame in poofing out of a tudders or Gary Brooke Whiskey session (General Chat) - Small, Mar 25, 17:19:29
        
        ^^^ That's what I thought. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 17:22:38
        
        Nah, he poofed off early. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 25, 17:13:40
      - Yep, she's baffled by the Kings. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 25, 17:11:45
COME ON NORwich - WE NEED TO DO A WIN (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 22, 14:44:37
FF, Bjork and BSP?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 19, 17:48:38
- When and where is the rest of the line-up announced anyway? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 19, 18:01:38
  - Zane Lowe show R1 around 7-ish. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 18:30:42
  - Bristol half 8 (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 18:05:01
- There's loads of other poncey shit going on too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 19, 17:54:02
Latitude attenders (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 16:32:45
- Latitude is the tree-huggy festival - they'll all recycle thier rubbish (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 16:52:51
  - bleurgh (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 19, 16:57:24
    - TELL. ME. ABOUT. IT. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 17:03:27
      - It could have been a jumper made out of a shitarse though. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 17:04:55
        
        I really don't think a dead shitarse jumper would be any better or worse than a dead dog j (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 17:10:41
        
        what's with this sh*tarse business, anyway? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 19, 17:13:56
        
        my shit arse refuses to go toilet outside and will only go in her litter tray (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 17:23:39
        
        You see, that's night right is it? Let's get a pet - hmm what type of pet? I know! I know! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 17:29:52
        
        eurgh... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 17:34:09
        
        better than getting one that shits in the street (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 19, 17:33:08
        
        I don't reckon the sh*t killing malky's lawn is from a cat at all though (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 19, 17:25:31
        
        Ha (General Chat) - Small, Mar 19, 17:37:49
        
        that just proves that tudders sh*ts on his own lawn more often than he does malky's (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 19, 17:54:20
        
        It's just mbk, he's not right, is he? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 17:18:20
        
        Good for the roses though shirley? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 17:39:48
        
        chuckling with the schadenfreude feeling (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 19, 17:21:25
        
        cunt (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 17:27:00
        
        possibly bit extreme, blindas? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 19, 17:28:16
        
        i guess maybe (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 17:31:00
        
        oh (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 17:41:46
        
        fuck off (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 19, 18:01:25
        
        hmmm (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 18:06:51
        
        toodle pip! (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 19, 18:07:27
        
        tatty bye! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 18:10:39
        
        shitarses shit in my garden and on my lawn and kill it. Dog's don't. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 17:14:52
        
        You know they'll probably get another one. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 19, 17:06:31
        
        Probably - but the new one will know, in no uncertain terms, from minute one that it moves (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 17:09:07
        
        The new one will do it at night to spite you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 19, 17:09:50
        
        I've fitted pressure-sensitive sharpened steel rods at 25mm centres under the whole garden (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 17:13:04
        
        dunt matter (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 17:14:35
        
        whichever way it finds it will end up spiked. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 17:15:32
        
        Putting his money on next door's cat rather than malky (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 19, 17:17:19
        
        ...the spikes are really long though. I saved an old engineering works from going out of (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 17:24:41
        
        .......... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 19, 17:15:01
        
        THe old one will have done it at night, out of spite too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 17:12:17
        
        See sharpened steel rod post above. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 17:13:37
- Latitude is the tree-huggy festival - they'll all recycle thier rubbish (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 16:52:17
- Tombs - you get given two rubbish bags - one for recycley stuff and one for non-recycley (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 16:45:01
  - malks, if two ruggish bags is not enough then get off my plannit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 16:47:06
    - *amendment* (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 16:50:12
    - yes (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 16:49:18
      - I'm dead excited about going to dinner (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 16:51:20
- Responsibility of the promoters to some extent. (n/m) (General Chat) - BlueFury, Mar 19, 16:34:13
  - typical scum twot attitude. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 16:44:33
    - Final responsibility rests with them. (General Chat) - BlueFury, Mar 19, 16:51:53
FF will headline Latitude (General Chat) - roland rat, Mar 19, 15:59:17
- One of my good friends will be doing a poetic/creative reading at latitude. (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Mar 19, 23:30:21
- Saw that earlier (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 16:13:25
  - mbk reckoned the rumor was that Sigur Ros would be playing. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 16:20:17
    - Them or Bjork the rumour is. BSP are playing. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 16:26:31
      - British Sea Power? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 16:36:10
        
        yes indeed. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 16:40:16
    - 8/ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 16:23:54
  - sigur ros are tipped for one night (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 19, 16:18:53
    - did you get absolutely munted? (n/m) (General Chat) - BlueFury, Mar 19, 16:19:51
      - yep and done a dance in the woods (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Mar 19, 16:27:45
        
        I saw you doing that. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 16:29:56
    - So anyone decent? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 16:19:46
      - Tudders and his Amazing Midgets are doing some sort of dance (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 19, 16:24:16
        
        I've seen that act - it's not a dance. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 16:25:50
      - line up announced tonight about 7-7.30pm (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 16:22:38
- "Headline"? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 16:07:43
- WOW! (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Mar 19, 16:01:00
  - Latitude isn't just a music festival, thass juss one bit intut. There's also film, theatre (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 16:25:12
    - yeah but I'm a whore to mass media (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Mar 19, 16:27:29
      - I can comfortably do both - going to V as well. Chemical Brothers - yes! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 16:28:57
        
        ...plus The Hot Chippers will be there. Electrogeek your face off. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 16:43:35
        
        That Ready For A Fall video and song scares me senseless (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 19, 16:57:26
        
        Ready for the Floor? I like it (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 17:06:49
        
        Missed V tickets unfortunately, would have loved to go, will try Glastonbury again this (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Mar 19, 16:32:39
        
        I don't seem to appear waspish - but you spent all that money, went all that way and your (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 16:42:48
        
        to be fair to him, they are the pinacle of Dan Ackroyd's career (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 17:16:44
        
        I'm doing a great big V sign in August as well. My first. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 19, 16:30:44
        
        Lee, we will have to meet up for a boozedrink. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 16:41:17
        
        indceedy-do (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 19, 17:19:44
        
        -c, obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Mar 19, 17:20:02
    - Improvisation -> Improv -> Imp -> I -> "" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 16:26:12
      - Hand gestures and lots of shouting (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 16:27:09
  - There I was thinking it was Foo Fighters... (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 19, 16:02:02
    - I generally fucking hate bands made up of former art students (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Mar 19, 16:08:12
      - I actually rather liked thier first album when it came out. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 16:10:19
    - no* (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 19, 16:02:07
Doing a tent at the propect of a 3pm Press Conference (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 19, 14:07:02
- SCC 28 clearly needs to be removed from that list. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 19, 14:07:49
  - and society in general (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 19, 14:11:11
    - I feel bad but I've had to put him on ignore. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 14:13:45
      - It's for the best. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 14:18:06
        
        for people (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 19, 14:18:42
      - someone can't handle the truth imo (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 19, 14:14:33
    - lol (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 19, 14:11:40
      - You know those people who can blow their own? (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 19, 14:12:27
        
        well it's big enough (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 19, 14:13:03
        
        Your mum told me. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 19, 14:15:15
        
        i doubt that very much (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 19, 14:15:45
        
        You're right, she said it was small. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 19, 14:16:25
        
        childish chuckle. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Mar 19, 14:22:18
  - indeed (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 19, 14:09:04
Don't forget all you IreallywanttogotoLatitude type people - tickets on sale tonight (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 13:35:04
- do a really big tent (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 19, 13:39:56
  - We are taking the more compact festival tent, not the big, go-away tent. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 14:02:30
    - Arse! (General Chat) - Small, Mar 19, 14:05:17
      - Imagine that (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 19, 14:08:10
        
        I don't want to. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 14:35:45
        
        He'd never get the smell out of the fabric. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 14:12:42
        
        Imagine the stench. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 19, 14:11:53
- I don't want to go to Latitude but I do want a ticket for Saturday (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 19, 13:36:12
  - Is she fit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 19, 13:43:12
song for Matty (NCFC) - south, Mar 19, 11:35:07
- 'Party' Pattison!! You can't actually talk about him on the Pinkun Board! (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 19, 11:43:43
  - what? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 19, 11:51:35
    - nope, they won't let any of this pants stuff through! (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 19, 12:01:39
      - How do you know? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 12:23:19
- how about (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 11:36:08
  - I know it's wrong and all that (NCFC) - Small, Mar 19, 11:41:56
    - never in a car (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 11:44:34
      - I went teetotal for 18months during the 90s (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 19, 11:47:48
      - Robin Asquith once shagged a girl so hard in a car that all the doors fell off (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 11:47:37
        
        “Hello, my name is Terry, I think you should know, you were my first wank” (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 11:59:03
        
        In 'Windowcleaner' he shagged a bird so hard that the washing machine exploded (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 19, 11:50:01
        
        lolllllll (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 11:50:51
      - No (NCFC) - Small, Mar 19, 11:46:29
        
        noty really (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 11:50:07
    - gary glitters house (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 19, 11:43:08
      - Michael Barrymore invited me back once (NCFC) - Small, Mar 19, 11:47:59
Can we all concentrate on the main business of the day (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 19, 11:28:47
- living just off riverside road (General Chat) - pride_of_anglia_ncfc, Mar 19, 11:33:37
  - Thank you (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 19, 11:34:24
    - haha (General Chat) - Small, Mar 19, 11:36:59
    - huzzah, i'm off to morrisons to get a big box and make a "car" out of it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 11:35:42
- or mister (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 11:30:18
  - that's you, that is (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 19, 11:31:29
    - correct (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 11:32:56
      - Don't go off on a tangent (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 19, 11:33:49
        
        never seen in the same room thing? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 11:34:48
- I have no idea who she is/was (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 19, 11:29:22
  - Romper Bomper, Stomper Boo (General Chat) - Cannydc, Mar 19, 11:42:38
    - .......... (General Chat) - Cannydc, Mar 19, 11:44:30
To the tune of go west.matty, likes driving in his pants, matty likes driving in his pants (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 19, 10:21:32
- From Party to Panty in just one step (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 19, 10:41:03
  - I think most people would be able to do that on Brain Train. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 19, 10:41:46
    - yep (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 19, 10:42:26
      - Yep, believe they're trying to get away from... (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 19, 10:47:15
        
        I think the f word should be a straight red, or maybe a yellow (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 19, 10:50:50
        
        Me too. Anything that gets that Ramsey cunt off the telly can only be a good thing. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 10:58:14
        
        Yep. I want to see more of Delia and Sister Mary (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 19, 11:00:20
        
        Wendy. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 11:24:02
        
        Perv. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 19, 11:08:34
        
        Only if it's directed at the ref. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 19, 10:52:38
        
        Football should have the same policy as rugby (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 19, 10:56:07
        
        What, that you have to get your cock out and sing childish songs in the bar afterwards? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 19, 10:59:50
        
        I played football twice when I was about 7 and never did that. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 11:14:55
        
        football? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 19, 11:16:47
        
        Hmmm, (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 19, 11:02:04
        
        I thank you. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 19, 11:02:23
        
        MtS clearly an egg-chasing fan then (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 19, 11:12:27
        
        Sports fan in general (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Mar 19, 11:15:10
        
        unfortunately it doesn't benefit it enough to make the thing watchable though (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 19, 11:31:05
- The irony for me is that he'll get more points on his licence in one morning... (NCFC) - Arganth, Mar 19, 10:22:29
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Mar 19, 10:40:39
  - :-) genuine (small) lol (n/m) (NCFC) - steven, Mar 19, 10:30:52
  - Ha ha nice one (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 19, 10:30:15
The guy from Norwich on Who want to be a millionaire was... (NCFC) - steven, Mar 19, 09:57:31
- A few years ago I was on Countdown (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 19, 10:24:22
  - My mate Rich was on Romper Room with Miss Rosalind (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 10:28:25
    - Is Miss Rosalind still alive? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 19, 10:42:54
      - Not sure, I have tried to find out but to no avail. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 11:04:51
    - I was on Hit the Bar (or whatever the monk it was called) with Kevin Pipers once (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 19, 10:32:28
      - Did he have a perm? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 10:35:45
        
        More importantly, did you? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 10:36:07
        
        Possibly, I was a bit done in (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 19, 10:49:15
  - Sorry - that should have been 15 to 1 (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Mar 19, 10:25:33
- Did he win? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 19, 10:03:24
  - he's not that clever lol got £5,000 i think (n/m) (NCFC) - steven, Mar 19, 10:29:51
    - handy sum for us students (n/m) (NCFC) - steven, Mar 19, 10:31:33
Why are there no casinos in China? (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 19, 09:32:53
- I wonder what sort of pants "Party" was wearing? (General Chat) - Small, Mar 19, 09:38:23
  - Are you going Satdee? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 09:52:18
    - Dunno (General Chat) - Small, Mar 19, 10:00:56
  - 'Party' Pattison... I guess we should have expected it getting a youngster from Newcastle (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Mar 19, 09:51:36
  - Police photo of Patty after he was found at colney (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 19, 09:41:13
  - At a guess, big ol grey granny pants. Much like Riise wore them yares agew (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 19, 09:39:53
    - here (General Chat) - Stoopish, Mar 19, 09:43:53
Duffy - she's from Rhyl, apparently (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 18, 15:45:44
- aah but Mike Peters is also from Rhyl (General Chat) - south, Mar 18, 15:55:17
  - I used to work in the same place as Mike (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 18, 15:56:27
    - he is a total legend in my mind (General Chat) - south, Mar 18, 15:57:30
      - he was always a decent bloke (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 18, 16:00:24
        
        do you like his music then (General Chat) - south, Mar 18, 16:21:48
        
        I don't think I've heard anything for about 20 years! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 18, 16:36:27
- Who is this Duffy person? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 18, 15:54:42
  - number 1 in the hit parade at the momnent (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 18, 15:57:54
  - The latest one-hit wonder, I'd guess (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 18, 15:55:49
    - i quite liked her first single (Rockferry iirc) but i'm not so keen on this 2nd one (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 18, 16:07:11
- About time they brought her back in Casualty. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 18, 15:50:57
  - Silly Fricker (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 18, 15:54:06
- Would you try and have a go on it though? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 18, 15:47:16
  - if you didn't actually run away (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 18, 15:49:12
    - a hole's a hole (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 18, 15:49:50
      - I don't really want to be bummed off (General Chat) - Small, Mar 18, 15:56:07
        
        I've had him (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 18, 15:57:15
- why? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 18, 15:46:57
I found a tooth in my Chinese takeaway last night (General Chat) - Small, Mar 17, 14:20:18
- If it really is a tooth (General Chat) - Cannydc, Mar 17, 14:41:05
- Make it into a small carving of Lisa Tarbuck. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 17, 14:32:47
  - Or Alvin Stardusts (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 17, 14:51:42
- Fitty? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 17, 14:31:22
- put it under your pillow (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 17, 14:21:35
  - Good point (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 17, 14:22:03
Betting help required (Betting) - jafski, Mar 14, 15:18:28
- maybe (n/m) (Betting) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 14, 15:28:19
- rarely (n/m) (Betting) - Charles21, Mar 14, 15:28:15
- Sometimes (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 14, 15:25:46
- no (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 14, 15:22:47
- yes (n/m) (Betting) - shoddy, Mar 14, 15:19:09
  - Thanks to everyone for the wise advice above (Betting) - jafski, Mar 14, 15:33:32
    - Bingo is where tudders goes when he's on the pull, full of Lizzy and Jade lookalikes (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 14, 15:39:29
    - the most basic form (n/m) (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 15:34:05
Why aren't any dwarfs jockeys? (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 14, 15:14:38
- Too busy shagging SCC (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 14, 15:17:44
  - we've all fallen out with her actually (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 15:19:48
    - thats harsh (Betting) - romayellow, Mar 14, 15:22:28
      - she has a stool for that (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 15:23:57
        
        Is she a proper one? With a big old head? (n/m) (Betting) - tudders, Mar 14, 15:27:07
        
        no (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 15:28:11
        
        I swear that (Betting) - romayellow, Mar 14, 15:26:17
        
        Get her to dress up as a little boy and do some panto... (Betting) - Small, Mar 14, 15:27:57
        
        And put one of those tiny monkeys on her shoulder. (n/m) (Betting) - tudders, Mar 14, 15:29:56
        
        no she very much exists (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 15:27:34
        
        I need to see a picture. (Betting) - tudders, Mar 14, 15:28:49
        
        lol (n/m) (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 15:29:04
- too tall (n/m) (Betting) - Charles21, Mar 14, 15:16:11
Never watched an episode of Lost (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 14, 14:58:29
- Love it love it love it love it love it love it love it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 14, 16:27:07
- nor me either (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 14, 15:29:32
- No. How long have they been lost for? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 14, 15:10:57
  - 101 days (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 14, 15:12:19
- I've only seen one episode (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Mar 14, 15:08:53
- Add me to the non-watchers (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 14, 15:04:36
- Nor me. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Mar 14, 15:02:54
- Nope (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 14, 15:01:40
- same here (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 14:59:35
  - Me too. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 14, 15:03:11
    - Did you really shage Jade Goody? (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 14, 15:05:27
      - That was Lizzy Bardsley wasn't it? (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Mar 14, 15:08:58
        
        No, no and no. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 14, 15:20:33
        
        Yes, don't know and yes, respectively (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 14, 15:12:16
        
        good. (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Mar 14, 15:13:15
  - add me to that list (General Chat) - south, Mar 14, 15:01:10
    - yep i've never watched the simpsons (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 15:03:00
- shhh (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 14, 14:58:46
  - oops. Sorry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 14, 15:00:54
Right, Ruby's on a charge, get your house on Kauto. (n/m) (Betting) - tudders, Mar 14, 14:23:39
- What sort of name is Kauto? (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 14, 14:30:53
  - It reminds me of Kendo. (Betting) - tudders, Mar 14, 14:32:45
    - Too tenuous, sorry (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 14, 14:33:50
- RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY! (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 14, 14:25:49
  - Pah... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Mar 14, 14:26:34
    - Not forgotten about that thing. Will send you something next week. (n/m) (Betting) - tudders, Mar 14, 14:29:51
    - sorry about that (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 14, 14:29:46
    - Yes, they are (Betting) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 14, 14:28:09
Couldn't give a shit about betting... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Mar 14, 14:10:57
- Me too *risking the Wrath of betting Wrathers* (n/m) (Betting) - jafski, Mar 14, 14:14:04
  - That's cos you've got class son (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Mar 14, 14:14:59
    - Cheers Guv'nor, that means a lot coming from you. (n/m) (Betting) - jafski, Mar 14, 14:38:55
      - It's like being told you've got great taste by Jimmy Saville (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 14, 14:41:10
        
        Or sound political views by Jeremy Clarkson. (n/m) (Betting) - jafski, Mar 14, 14:45:56
        
        Or you're a top shag, by Jade Goody. (n/m) (Betting) - tudders, Mar 14, 14:47:28
        
        But that really happened to you, tudders, didn't it? (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 14, 14:53:38
        
        Yes, yes it did. (n/m) (Betting) - tudders, Mar 14, 14:55:24
- says the guy who goes on about benders and wanking... (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 14:12:45
  - Your online silliness won't work with me SCC (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Mar 14, 14:14:14
    - your opponent post (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 14:15:28
      - *opening (n/m) (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 14:20:34
      - OK, if it helps I'm midly not bothered, angry enough for you? (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Mar 14, 14:16:51
        
        it'll do (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 14:18:18
    - ha ha. I was thinking that. (n/m) (Betting) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 14, 14:15:04
- Put everyone on ignore (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 14, 14:12:31
  - Kill everyone. (n/m) (Betting) - tudders, Mar 14, 14:15:06
    - Just once right, and you could reverse it, that would be, like, way cool (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Mar 14, 14:17:38
- Fuck off then (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 14, 14:11:13
  - Touchy (n/m) (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Mar 14, 14:11:52
    - Why haven't you fucked off yet? (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 14, 14:13:44
      - I'm not scared of you old man... (Betting) - Fierce Panda, Mar 14, 14:14:46
Only one bet on 1415 - Franchoek (n/m) (Betting) - Burge, Mar 14, 14:07:04
- unlucky (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 14, 14:21:36
Old Git's Scientific Tipping Service will be resumed in a moment (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 14, 13:55:26
- Re: Selections. (Betting) - Small, Mar 14, 14:01:15
- Just don't go thinking that Venitia means attractive girly type. (n/m) (Betting) - tudders, Mar 14, 14:00:10
  - That's Venetia, durrrrrrrrrr (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 14, 14:03:59
    - That's alright then. (n/m) (Betting) - tudders, Mar 14, 14:07:30
kicksforfree (n/m) (NCFC) - Burge, Mar 14, 13:41:51
- thought it was going to get up (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 13:49:49
  - i'd bet £20 @ 15's Gutted! (n/m) (NCFC) - Burge, Mar 14, 14:05:06
  - Is there any way to watch the racing online (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Mar 14, 13:52:20
    - betfair (n/m) (NCFC) - Burge, Mar 14, 14:05:41
    - Sky bet. If you have an account. Bet 10p on the race you want to watch (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 14, 13:54:53
      - looks like all the bookies have it (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 13:58:45
    - i'm sure betfair have it (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 13:52:48
      - you have to have a bet on the race to the view the feed tho (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 13:54:15
- Close, no cigar. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Mar 14, 13:48:57
- unlucky (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 14, 13:48:26
*** Charles21's view of the Cheltenham Gold Cup *** (Betting) - Charles21, Mar 14, 13:15:11
- that's more like it (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 13:15:57
  - just had my first look at the market (Betting) - Charles21, Mar 14, 13:17:46
    - just rubbish i guess (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 13:38:35
      - Why doesn't betfair go above 1000? (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 14, 13:52:12
        
        just never has (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 14, 13:59:42
Marshall favourite for player-of-year! he'll probably drop it!!! (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 13, 16:54:49
- can only really be a non loanee (NCFC) - south, Mar 13, 17:13:55
  - Got to be Dion really.. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 13, 17:20:46
    - Because he's got a big winky? (NCFC) - Small, Mar 13, 17:29:51
- One mistake and people are all over him (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Mar 13, 17:06:51
  - One mistake per game, yes (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 13, 22:03:11
- This is a tough one (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:57:17
  - haha about drury (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 13, 16:58:41
FREE GAMING CONSOLES, HDTV'S GAMES ETC (General Chat) - STEVENLOCKWOOD, Mar 13, 16:37:19
- Crikey, we haven't had some cunt spamming for ages (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 13, 16:39:21
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 16:42:23
  - ...and then you appear. (General Chat) - Chelmsford Yella, Mar 13, 16:40:45
    - Very drole (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 13, 16:43:14
      - Droll (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 13, 16:47:06
      - either that or i'm on ignore... (n/m) (General Chat) - Chelmsford Yella, Mar 13, 16:43:56
      - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 16:43:27
    - scc's gambling bot has clearly malfunctioned and attached itself to this site (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 16:43:08
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:44:07
- Mental (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 13, 16:38:47
FREE PS3/CONSOLES/GIFTS!!!!!!!! (NCFC) - STEVENLOCKWOOD, Mar 13, 16:36:42
- I want a free wee (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 13, 16:38:34
  - no ones stopping you (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 13, 16:39:03
- have you got two tips for tomorrow for everyone too? one you guarantee will win, which (NCFC) - pants, Mar 13, 16:38:27
  - at lease you aren't bitter (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:43:33
    - nothing to do with it, how could I be bitter? (NCFC) - pants, Mar 13, 16:46:33
      - Just put the prick on ignore and leave him there. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 13, 17:00:41
        
        hahaha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 13, 17:01:48
      - yes (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:47:39
        
        well there's nothing with wrong with wanting a laugh on here but (NCFC) - pants, Mar 13, 16:55:23
Single Cell Creature (n/m) (General Chat) - Chelmsford Yella, Mar 13, 16:14:30
- Serial Conversation Curtailer (n/m) (General Chat) - Chelmsford Yella, Mar 13, 16:42:39
- Smokes Crack Cocaine (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 13, 16:39:55
- silly clucking clinker (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 13, 16:35:21
- Sizeable Colon Cavity (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 13, 16:22:43
- Stupid Cockney Cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:16:00
  - Sucks Cock Constantly (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 13, 16:22:07
    - yes, 28 of them in a row! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 13, 16:32:36
      - Scares Cheltenham Canary (n/m) (General Chat) - Chelmsford Yella, Mar 13, 16:34:07
        
        yeah........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 13, 16:37:27
  - Severed Cerebral Cortex (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Mar 13, 16:19:12
  - Not sharing your bed with him anymore dear? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chelmsford Yella, Mar 13, 16:17:08
    - I never was love (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:18:56
      - right (n/m) (General Chat) - Chelmsford Yella, Mar 13, 16:21:41
Getting close now, Don't Push It to win and Bible Lord each way, thank me later (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 13, 16:03:24
- Any early hot tips for the biggie tomorrow? (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 13, 16:16:51
- Can I thank you now? (n/m) (Betting) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:06:43
- Bible Lord to win, Boychuck e/w (n/m) (Betting) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 13, 16:04:33
  - Come on Bible Lord! (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 13, 16:06:59
    - I think you'll find it's LUMP ON (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 13, 16:09:41
      - It's a shame there isn't a horse called Proletariat (n/m) (Betting) - yarmyyarmy, Mar 13, 16:18:41
        
        arf (n/m) (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Mar 13, 16:29:32
      - Fundamentalist done our Bible Lord for a place (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 13, 16:13:29
        
        Bugger, a triumph for Creosote, HOWEVER (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 13, 16:36:16
        
        And Don't Push It fell over (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 13, 16:16:12
      - Bugger (n/m) (Betting) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 13, 16:12:01
I just heard a rumour that some unknown punter on WOTB backed a winner at 11/8! well done. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 13, 15:45:29
- Any mug can tip favourites at short prices, but Old Git knows where the value is (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 13, 15:53:11
  - which i completely respect (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 15:53:59
    - And I put up my very important scientific reasoning, whcih brings me to the 17.50 (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 13, 16:01:02
      - Dunno, I'm rather liking Prince Geeno as I think they've lost an "r" somewhere (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 13, 16:09:45
        
        Hpw very dare you, I'm looking at the PaddyPower list which is done according to odds (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 13, 16:12:45
        
        Take your point on pseudo Italian name (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Mar 13, 16:19:05
      - 4.05 (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 13, 16:03:59
- he also backed it at 10/3 on course 2 years ago (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 15:47:15
  - Y*A*W*N (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 13, 15:49:01
    - apologises for backing a winner (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 15:50:27
      - I backed it you fool. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 13, 15:55:59
        
        I just dont think my selections are anyones business on here. (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 13, 15:57:18
        
        is you getting to a semi final in a darts competition (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:05:13
        
        man has social life shocker (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 16:06:55
        
        pants in missing the point shocker (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:07:54
        
        called it spot on me thinks (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 16:09:14
        
        No, you really didn't (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:12:20
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 16:13:35
        
        pmsl (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:14:59
        
        bragging about getting a winner, when the tip before he heavilly advertised lost (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 16:17:48
        
        Posted in the wrong place (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:20:22
        
        nope, cos when work that out (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 16:22:56
        
        what on god's green earth? (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:34:39
        
        Glad you understand now (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 16:37:05
        
        LOL arrers! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 16:05:41
        
        well this is what you wanted anyway, let the ruck begin (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 16:07:40
        
        indeed! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 16:08:01
        
        yep (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 13, 16:05:39
        
        ah (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:06:16
        
        Why do you think we've got a betting category on here, numpty? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 13, 16:01:45
        
        shoddy has the better tips in the main (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 16:04:46
        
        cheers big ears (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 13, 16:05:56
        
        Last few months I've read your threads and your general call on stuff you back is pretty (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 16:12:14
        
        only responding to a thread belittling me (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 16:15:20
        
        possibly because the way your carrying on about it, you deserve it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 16:18:44
        
        There's a lot of fucking idiots on there too (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 13, 16:01:29
        
        He is on there (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:01:05
        
        Does he have a Betfair forum equivalent of pants? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 13, 16:05:23
        
        yep (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:05:45
        
        I thought that WAS scc (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 13, 16:08:43
        
        oh yeah (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:12:49
        
        why does wotb have a betting filter? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 16:02:16
        
        agree (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 16:00:09
        
        lol 2 horses (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 15:59:55
        
        people conversed about what they're backing and it was a laugh yeah (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 16:02:22
        
        poker earnings are tax free (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 16:03:09
        
        well done on following my advice (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 15:56:24
        
        YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 13, 15:57:42
        
        clearly jealous (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 16:00:44
        
        i aint jealous of shit. especially 2 bit punters showing off on a football msg board. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 13, 16:02:24
        
        a board with a betting filter you're too fucking thick to use? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 16:03:41
        
        yay, let's get personal time (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 16:06:17
        
        if not jealous (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:03:41
        
        I am. I think the *bloke* is constantly spouting shit (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 13, 16:06:33
        
        of course he is (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 16:07:28
        
        i've never denied it either (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 16:08:36
        
        God this is boring, battle of who could care less about fuck all (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 13, 16:15:09
        
        great innit (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 16:15:50
        
        he does work in recruitment tho (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 16:04:37
I think Material World must have been affected by all the waves of negativity on here (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 13, 15:44:40
- Yep. I'd lump on Bible Lord (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 13, 15:45:46
  - Perv (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 13, 15:46:54
Only just seen that we had 2 men sent off vs Coventry (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 15:34:22
- Hardcore (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 13, 15:35:00
  - Russel is hardcore? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 15:41:01
Oh dear Racing Demon seems not to have been placed, can't understand it (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 13, 15:10:18
- OG No the song was Material Girl - the omens are wrong do not lump on this particular job (n/m) (Betting) - jafski, Mar 13, 15:23:06
  - Surely there was a song which had the chorus "Living in a material world"??? (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 13, 15:25:04
    - I'd lump on Madonna (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 13, 15:30:38
      - Yuk. (Betting) - Arizona Bay, Mar 13, 15:34:29
      - ... (Betting) - BerlinCanary, Mar 13, 15:31:17
    - yeahbutnobut (Betting) - BerlinCanary, Mar 13, 15:30:24
      - That's good enough for each way, LUMP ON JOB (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 13, 15:33:39
    - The Lyric was "Living in a material world cos I am a material girl" (Betting) - jafski, Mar 13, 15:29:29
      - I must chastise the housekeeper, none has appeared in the fridge as yet (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 13, 15:33:17
Voy Por Ustedes (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 14:09:15
- winner was a machine (n/m) (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 14:25:36
  - Surely that's not allowed? (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 13, 14:39:45
- Twist Magic (Betting) - Fleggster, Mar 13, 14:16:14
  - a couple of mates are on (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 14:16:58
    - What does that mean? (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 13, 14:25:15
      - ew (n/m) (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 14:26:00
- Is that a horse running at Cheltenham? (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 13, 14:16:06
  - yes (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 14:17:24
    - but if you've lumped on, you'll only have the bus fair for inglis drever and surely (Betting) - pants, Mar 13, 14:19:47
      - i'll chase until i'm bankrupt or even (n/m) (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 14:20:23
        
        really? (Betting) - pants, Mar 13, 14:21:56
        
        need inglis now! (n/m) (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 14:24:36
        
        But now that I understand you were tipping a horse called Voy Por Ustedes (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 13, 14:41:44
        
        agreed (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 14:46:23
        
        lol (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Mar 13, 14:45:05
        
        I didn't understand lump on anyway (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Mar 13, 14:28:08
        
        isnt a "lump on" similar to a "trouser tent"? (n/m) (Betting) - raretek, Mar 13, 14:42:36
        
        I don't think so. You may be confusing it with "monk on" (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 13, 15:04:59
        
        I didn't understand that when he said "LUMP ON JOB" (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 13, 14:39:30
- how much is lump on? (Betting) - pants, Mar 13, 14:09:45
  - it's all relative (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 14:11:14
    - Let's say pk is working 60 hours a week and earning £500 a month (Betting) - pants, Mar 13, 14:12:46
      - what job pays £2.50 an hour? (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 14:13:49
        
        answer the question (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Mar 13, 14:14:08
        
        slaves shouldn't gamble (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 14:14:44
        
        you should have stated that in your original post as slaves might be on line (Betting) - pants, Mar 13, 14:15:58
        
        Would you two mind putting each other on ignore again please? (n/m) (Betting) - Old Git, Mar 13, 14:14:27
        
        haha (n/m) (Betting) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 14:15:04
Is anyone other than me blaming Marshall for the goal last night? (n/m) (NCFC) - Darren Eadie, Mar 12, 16:19:50
- I blame him entirely! (NCFC) - DICKY, Mar 12, 19:23:50
- Mostly Doherty's fault. He was nowhere near him. (NCFC) - Small, Mar 12, 16:43:19
  - Doherty was abolsutely NOWHERE near him (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 16:56:34
    - Surely he knew that OG, have you just been whooshed? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Mar 12, 17:09:49
      - I wondered that (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 17:13:00
        
        well i laughed (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 12, 17:15:41
    - Rofl. (NCFC) - Dog, Mar 12, 17:02:03
    - Late PM Gittage. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 17:01:12
      - Tough and sweaty (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 17:03:26
        
        Do you get paid even if you lose? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 17:09:52
        
        Yes (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 12, 17:13:23
        
        Good, glad to hear it. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 12, 17:14:45
        
        You've been shagging Putin again (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 12, 17:07:24
- I am waiting to see the replay... not on Virgin yet :( (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 12, 16:33:23
- a few on here have aired similar opinions (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 12, 16:28:05
- I blame Sidibe. And possibly Delap. And Pulis. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 12, 16:27:13
  - racist (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 12, 16:27:52
    - mental health (NCFC) - pants, Mar 12, 16:28:34
      - HE CANT HEAR YOU (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 12, 16:35:14
        
        hahahaha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 12, 16:38:52
- i blame roeder (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 12, 16:25:16
There's got to be some clever bod on here coming up with a tinned mince song for tonight (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Mar 11, 15:16:40
- Tinned mince, tinned mince for my tea (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 11, 15:35:38
- "We love you frozen mash. (NCFC) - Small, Mar 11, 15:25:20
- Ahem... (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 11, 15:25:17
  - ha ha. That'll do. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 11, 15:31:49
- I feel like tinned mince tonight, like tinned mince tonight. (NCFC) - jafski, Mar 11, 15:19:14
Pigeon Island e/w (n/m) (Betting) - Fleggster, Mar 11, 14:01:47
- Probably best if everyone ignores my tips :S (n/m) (Betting) - Fleggster, Mar 11, 14:06:57
  - ahhh but your next will win (Betting) - pants, Mar 11, 14:19:43
    - Go on then - Tidal Bay e/w (n/m) (Betting) - Fleggster, Mar 11, 14:31:23
      - I have Sizing Europe (to win) and Straw Bear (e/w) in the 3.15 (Betting) - DUSTYBIN, Mar 11, 15:16:12
        
        I'm avoiding this one. Bit of a lottery I think. (n/m) (Betting) - Fleggster, Mar 11, 15:20:58
        
        Harchibald e/w (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 11, 15:16:46
        
        60k (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 11, 15:17:15
        
        Shit! (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 11, 15:22:32
        
        bulb doer (Betting) - pants, Mar 11, 15:32:31
        
        Heh, sounded like a cracking race though. (n/m) (Betting) - DUSTYBIN, Mar 11, 15:23:19
        
        Loving John Hunt's commentary on that. (n/m) (Betting) - Fleggster, Mar 11, 15:24:46
      - Good prediction Himmers! (n/m) (Betting) - Fleggster, Mar 11, 14:41:03
        
        HA! (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Mar 11, 14:49:40
      - nice one (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 11, 14:40:20
      - Bugger! (Betting) - Small, Mar 11, 14:32:27
        
        Horse called Bugger? (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Mar 11, 14:36:01
If plastic carrier bags really are to be banned (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 11, 14:01:02
- A death metal singer, roaring as he swings on a branch. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Mar 11, 14:07:34
- Bongo mags (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 11, 14:07:12
- Those parachute men we had at school, which got stuck on twigs (General Chat) - pants, Mar 11, 14:04:04
Monkerhostin e/w in the 4.00 (n/m) (Betting) - Small, Mar 11, 13:50:14
- Monkeroveryourface (n/m) (Betting) - pants, Mar 11, 14:00:52
My First Post......Keegan To Raid Scotland For Talent ? (NCFC) - MiltonKeynesCanary, Mar 11, 13:29:09
- duke of york evades Ben's security measures immediately shock (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 11, 13:42:06
  - ha ha. He should sue. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 11, 13:44:31
    - What's doy done? And why the wind-up below? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 11, 13:57:53
      - Gone cold turkey (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 11, 13:59:53
        
        how come? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 11, 14:04:24
        
        Surely you were there (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 11, 14:08:42
        
        Just read it all. I find Judge and Doy very similar (NCFC) - pants, Mar 11, 14:16:05
        
        Good analysis - can't really argue (NCFC) - The Judge, Mar 11, 19:36:19
        
        DOY is a good poster (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Mar 11, 15:03:27
        
        My favourite (NCFC) - The Judge, Mar 11, 19:34:49
        
        haha, despite that (NCFC) - pants, Mar 11, 14:21:50
        
        yeah I noticed that - no subtlety involved (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 11, 14:24:57
        
        Far less stressful not to post your opinions on football (NCFC) - Small, Mar 11, 14:43:04
        
        Haha, there's a mog in the cul de sac, and whenever one of his owners leaves the house (NCFC) - pants, Mar 11, 14:51:37
        
        wrong lunar phase (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Mar 11, 14:08:28
- welcome..... (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 11, 13:38:00
- Newcastle, hahahahahaahahahahahahhahahahahaha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 11, 13:29:42
  - didnt they get that awful french defender from ooop north!! (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 11, 13:42:12
  - a little ditty of mine from last week (NCFC) - samcd84, Mar 11, 13:31:29
    - True - my brother is married to a close relative of Keegan (NCFC) - MiltonKeynesCanary, Mar 11, 13:37:12
    - s'good that (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 11, 13:34:12
Volley King Curo! Volley King Curo! Volley King Curo! Volley King Curo! Volley King Curo! (NCFC) - XXL16, Mar 5, 15:10:18
- nice one (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 5, 15:33:06
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 5, 15:11:03
50 ways to leave your lover (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:06
- Nick her in the middle of shearing (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:58:41
- let the air out (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 14:58:06
- Give mckenzies mrs a hand with bashing the car in (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:55:35
- Get caught Snudgeing her Sisters Bicycle seat (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 14:52:44
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:55:01
- I hope someone points IED beak at this thread. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:52:33
- This would without doubt work..................... (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:50:25
  - Same guy (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 15:12:34
  - that jizzer, is superb (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:57:50
    - Safe to say it's over after that I think. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:58:26
      - lol at "have you tried texting her" (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 15:01:29
        
        i've welled up a little with a fit of laughter at that. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 15:05:21
        
        Nope it's not. I read about it in the paper and the producer was sacked. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 15:06:14
        
        WIYLF (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 15:07:47
        
        Ah, I have been mislead!! Shame. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 15:08:39
- Inform her carer (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 14:47:55
- stick your thumb in her peach (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 14:46:51
- in the fridge (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:46:25
- Introduce her as "my current girlfriend" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:45:49
- in a tea chest out of a tea chest bass from a skiffle band (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:44:55
- Give her a single heely specially adapted to be strapped to her minge (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:44:18
  - mingeheelys (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:44:57
    - You could design the top bit to be shaped like Dion (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:46:45
      - Quite like the idea of mingeheely sunday with david vine (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:49:55
    - Coming in a hole near you, this Christmas. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:46:30
- quickly darting into a shopfront in chaplefield and hyperspacing into M&S (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:44:03
- hoverboard handstand. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:43:58
- don't stop monking (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 14:43:37
- on a spacehopper with a naked primordial dwarf in your rucksack (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:42:50
- Quick pump then say 'Thank you for taking the time to participate in this survey. ' (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:42:22
- Heelys, but just on one foot. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:42:17
- Safe and out of sight, or with a neighbour (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:41:35
- at home to "do a rost" while you go to work. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:41:24
- unicycle (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:41:19
- moped (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:40:35
- unplug her life support machine (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:40:22
- The ' I really fancy you when I'm pissed line ' works. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:40:06
- behind a rock. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:39:11
- Painted tartan (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:38:48
- Say "we should communicate more when we're having sex. Here's a mobile so I can call you" (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:38:32
- Osmosis (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:38:04
- Tell her you only married her for "shits and giggles". (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:37:49
- Or say 'I really like you. . . So does my wife.' (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:37:09
- "You know what love? your mother gives better head than you" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:36:32
  - obviously don't do this whilst she is noshing on your cock (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:37:18
- Say :' It's not you...it's me...well ok..it is you'. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:35:38
  - haha "it's not me it's you" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:36:27
- tell her that your mother is stopping over for christmas and new year (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:35:02
- Dry anal after slipping her some rohypnol, the posting the footage on youporn (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:34:30
  - that is a worry (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:39:11
    - LOL. (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 14:39:55
- during that anniversary dinner, slip her a business card from the clap clinic (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:32:43
- Do an ostentatious yawn whenever she says she wants to talk about her feelings (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:32:32
- Tell them you're taking the kids to see your mums for the weekend...and book single trips. (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 4, 14:31:54
  - Incomprehensible, toi (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:33:06
    - Oh, just take a cheeky 's' off the end of 'mums'... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 4, 14:33:55
- crying with her teeth rammed down her throat (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:31:43
  - Spot the squaddie (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:33:35
    - thought i'd toned it down actually (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:35:47
- Say "Yes. It does look big in that." (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:31:17
- carry on spraying Lynx, she'll soon get sick of millions of women running towards you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 14:30:29
- set fire to her rat (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:29:39
  - Make her wear an Ipswich top, go down and shout "Fuck Off You Scum Cunt" below her navel (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:30:52
- do her hard from behind, then wipe your knob on the curtains and walk out. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 14:29:18
- in Morrisons (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 4, 14:28:44
  - Taking your lover to Morrisons in the first place might just do it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:29:20
- Screaming Jimmy Saville's name out in the middle of sex (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:56
  - Scream anyones name during sex and see how long you can stay on fo (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 14:30:55
- Become a monk. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:27:44
- Chucking her puppy over a cliff (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:39
- Shagging her sister (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:28
- By walking out of the door (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:19
- Pregnant (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:27:10
FAO Small (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:10:16
- ► (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:37:13
- "where can i buy one?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 14:20:40
  - In london (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:22:32
  - Some of the photo comments are really cruel (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:21:22
- I dreamt I was working for a dwarf last night (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 14:20:37
  - good at hitchhiking then. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:25:34
  - Was she cute and cuddly and ready to please? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:21:57
  - and in your dream what was he doing with that single thumb? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:21:47
    - Lee Croft was a separate dream (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 4, 14:22:35
      - Next time, please ask him why his final ball is always rubbish (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:27:10
        
        And tell him to give the dwarf the rest of her hand back. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 14:28:50
- I heart primordial dwarfs too! (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:11:35
  - "Most individuals with primordial dwarfism are recognized by medical professionals while (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:14:57
- *dwarves* (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:10:49
  - Fantasist. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:12:54
    - So there are real Primordial Dwar[fs|ves], then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:18:35
      - indeed there are (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:20:47
        
        Wiki it you lazy fuck needs to come into common use. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:23:57
        
        wiki is all made up (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:22:38
        
        in pictures... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:22:38
        
        I've seen a clip of an American talkshow that they were on. Really really awful. Tyra Bank (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 14:33:27
        
        Why can you never find what you're looking for on Google? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:24:31
        
        i know, it is really useless as a search engine (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:28:33
        
        rollmop herring (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:39:28
        
        also (for Facespacers)... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 14:24:12
      - To answer my own question (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:20:30
        
        "there are 200 types of dwarfism" (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:22:06
        
        but only 50 ways to leave your lover (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:22:49
        
        Think they deserve a thread of their own mate! (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:26:20
        
        its a cruel world partial. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:24:29
        
        Well, that's four dwarves for each way, isn't it, statistically speaking (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:25:17
      - Yeah, they're miniscule. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:20:22
    - wow (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 4, 14:14:20
      - No, Wiki. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 14:16:24
        
        Boom wiki wah wah (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 14:19:22
Princess Eugenie or Pixie Geldof? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:38:11
- The princess over either of the Geldofs. May I pop another choice into the ring ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Mar 4, 14:29:11
  - Pop what you like into your ring....☺ (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 14:32:00
- The Princess (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 13:46:12
- Oh lawks, I got Pixie confoosed with Peaches (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:45:22
  - really, she looks ghastly (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:47:31
    - Bad hair day (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:50:43
      - Danone (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:52:47
        
        board violation (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:53:25
      - she is no more than an 4 out of 10. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:52:33
        
        I think she's a six and that's my final offer (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:54:38
        
        therefore Pixie would try harder to please (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 13:58:16
    - Her knees are at different heights (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:48:19
- Both, at the same time (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:42:47
  - you sad old perv (n/m) (General Chat) - mickfoot, Mar 4, 13:43:30
    - He's not the only one (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:44:37
    - Yassum (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:43:55
- The York girls look FAR too much like thier Dad. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:41:09
  - choppers...hole in one...nope, can't see anything to go on there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Mar 4, 13:58:17
- neither as they are both moonfaces (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:40:55
  - I like big face ladeez but not those 2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:42:15
  - OK (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:41:52
    - thasser lot better (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:43:27
      - She's very nice but reminds me of Edam cheese - Don't know why tho. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:44:20
        
        Low fat content? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:45:51
        
        Could be the low fat. Does edam have holes in it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:46:47
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:47:55
        
        Wrong! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:49:29
        
        Right!! (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 4, 13:53:26
        
        you've photoshopped the holes out and i claim my daffodil (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 14:03:59
        
        Then I'm at a loss. Must be warped mind playing up again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:48:29
      - She would be filthy (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:44:15
- for what? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 13:39:24
  - unblocking the toilet after delia's done a kacka (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:40:24
  - afters (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:39:36
    - eight? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 13:40:42
He's your hero too, remember that (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:23:05
- Kate Nash is soooooooooooooooooooo shit it hurts (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:28:18
  - she looks like the sort of girl who would do really smelly farts. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Mar 4, 13:34:07
    - Match made in heaven (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 13:38:42
      - Arse matches? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:39:47
        
        I'll cheque. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:40:39
    - Agreed. She makes me sick (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:36:32
    - ones with dribble sounds on the end (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:34:35
  - bitter ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 4, 13:31:25
  - Don't be so bittaaaaah. (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:30:12
    - shit.....refresh before posting! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 4, 13:32:17
    - Fucking Brit School of Mockney gets right on my Van Nellys (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:31:24
    - haha - that it the most cringeworthy line I've ever heard in a song (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 13:31:11
    - haha - that it the most cringeworthy line I've ever had in a song (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 13:31:06
      - So nice he had to post it twice... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:32:38
        
        So nice he heard to post it twice (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:34:05
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Mar 4, 13:34:50
  - I know, her music is so painful (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:29:23
  - I would though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Mar 4, 13:28:45
    - Done it. Not brilliant. Rachel Stevens was much better. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:36:14
      - My claim to fame - I frequently walked past Myleene Klass at school. Not great really. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:38:11
        
        My Mrs doesn't like her cos everytime I see her on the gogglebox... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:41:16
        
        why would she be upset over such an event!? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Mar 4, 13:48:38
        
        Because Hearsay are her favourite (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:50:23
        
        Exactly - saves her any bother later on doesn't it (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 13:49:58
        
        Ha (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 13:57:03
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Mar 4, 13:42:11
    - I'd try and have a go on it too (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 13:33:58
      - You may have more luck (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:35:44
    - Doubt she would with you though (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Mar 4, 13:30:33
    - only in a kind of hate fuck way I think (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Mar 4, 13:29:35
- ........ (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 4, 13:24:58
- all i remember......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 13:23:37
  - my mate got all excited when he realised that pete doherty had been round his house (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 13:27:00
Good old Delia. A true socialist. (n/m) (NCFC) - mickfoot, Mar 4, 11:03:21
- bloody socialists tch! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 4, 12:27:12
- I know it makes me a sheep, unambitious, a believer of 'little norwich' etc but I agree (NCFC) - megson, Mar 4, 12:12:54
  - and furthermore (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 12:36:51
    - yup. NExt time we go up, we should do a deal (NCFC) - megson, Mar 4, 12:44:29
- oh come on mickfoot do we have to draw it out of you *every* time, what is it? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:04:52
  - I know (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 11:06:39
    - Everything but International Klein Blue can go. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 11:10:29
  - Don't you look at newsnow or read the Mirror? (n/m) (NCFC) - mickfoot, Mar 4, 11:06:19
    - linky (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Mar 4, 11:09:42
      - and the Ramsey roasting (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 11:14:02
        
        Christ - didn't realise she'd gone that far. Who was the other bloke - Worrall Thompson? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 11:14:51
        
        Jamie Oliver (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 11:19:30
        
        Saving Moped Cunt (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 11:36:41
        
        she also gets off on nigella lawson stuffing objects into her mouth (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:23:16
        
        Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 4, 12:06:18
        
        danone (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 4, 12:41:25
        
        Who doesn't? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 11:24:23
        
        me (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 11:27:35
        
        FAO: Liv Tyler (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:30:00
        
        *can't* (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 11:28:03
        
        Toss off some pancetta (NCFC) - Jamie Oliver, Mar 4, 11:21:56
        
        Oh go on. I saw your programme the oother night (NCFC) - Small, Mar 4, 11:31:17
      - spoilsport (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:12:15
      - Partial Angler masquerading again I see. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 11:10:28
    - no (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:09:22
      - Good old Delia. A true communitarian. (n/m) (NCFC) - mickfoot, Mar 4, 11:11:10
    - Got it now. She's called Gordon Ramsay a cunt and told him to fuck off back to jockland (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 11:08:37
      - she has grown a goatee and issued a little red book on how everyone must boil eggs? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:10:21
    - why does anyone read the mirror? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 11:07:22
      - to get a link to a youtube clip of aussie cricketer decking a streaker (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:21:17
      - to discover that news reader carol barnes is fighting for her life? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:19:21
        
        I had a massive stroke last night. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Mar 4, 11:20:51
        
        *tries to pretend he's not chuckling at that* (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 11:25:15
        
        ^^^ Beadlehands (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 11:25:07
      - to get a baklanced viewpoint on current affairs and to keep bang up to date with all the s (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:16:48
      - so they can feel superior to Star readers? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Mar 4, 11:10:47
      - To make sure the backwards writing on my forehead is correct (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 11:10:33
        
        Does it say kcenteliot? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 11:11:12
        
        I don't know - it's backwards (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 11:11:38
        
        oh (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 11:11:58
      - for the Horse racing form? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 4, 11:09:39
      - For detailed, impartial, analytical, sensible comment on what's going on in the world. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 11:09:26
Black Sabbath, Abba, Garbage, Smiths, Jam, Pixies, Foos, Kate Bush, Wedding Present (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 10:14:05
- radio broadland. obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:17:21
  - No. They've only got two records. A Simply Red one and a Queen one (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 10:19:42
    - *Simply Reds (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Mar 4, 10:38:41
      - I am a bit (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 10:45:14
        
        Did you have any "COFFEE?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 10:56:46
        
        No (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 11:02:04
        
        Did you look at all the nice ladies in the windows? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Mar 4, 11:03:06
        
        in my yoof (General Chat) - Tomblander, Mar 4, 11:08:02
        
        It would have been rude not to (General Chat) - Small, Mar 4, 11:07:18
have completely retro'd back to the 70s , bought some Brut ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Feb 28, 17:43:14
- You'll be after the Newcastle job next. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 28, 18:11:31
- When I had my first girlfriend & thought I was in with a chance of a shag (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Feb 28, 17:51:30
  - Did you manage to have a go on her though? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 28, 17:57:49
    - no, fuckin tease (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Feb 28, 18:01:28
  - HMS Rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Feb 28, 17:53:42
- I'm an Old Spice man myself (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Feb 28, 17:44:21
  - they used to have great adverts (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Feb 28, 17:46:59
Eduardo whoooaa (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 28, 16:43:22
- Ha ha (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 28, 16:58:54
- on the upside malky, he'd be good to have on your team at naked twister (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Feb 28, 16:53:12
  - Or just Twister. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 28, 17:25:00
    - well (Other Football) - Tomblander, Feb 28, 17:30:58
- I loved the Guardian's assertion that Eduardo was injured by Lennie from Of Mice and Men. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Feb 28, 16:46:54
- ^^ Wring (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 28, 16:43:53
  - ^^ Wrong (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Feb 28, 16:44:03
    - ^^Wrang (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 28, 16:45:20
      - Wryng (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 28, 16:56:21
        
        Wrung (Other Football) - Old Git, Feb 28, 16:56:37
        
        We done a mangle once, one of those old rickety, wooden ones. We squeezed about a hundred (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 28, 17:28:17
        
        We did a third place in the quiz last night and won some beer (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Feb 28, 17:31:22
        
        Did Tumbly question the Quizmaster's authority? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 28, 17:34:49
        
        He nearly did once (Other Football) - Small, Feb 28, 17:42:41
        
        Please tell me it wasn't fosters? (n/m) (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Feb 28, 17:32:36
        
        Adnams. For some reason (Other Football) - Small, Feb 28, 17:37:18
        
        lol, should have drunken it loitering outside the chippy. (n/m) (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Feb 28, 17:37:54
        
        They've got the arsiest barmaid in the world in there (Other Football) - Small, Feb 28, 17:44:39
        
        Ages since Iv'e been in there. Always so dark. (n/m) (Other Football) - Andyjzr, Feb 28, 17:47:56
        
        In The King's? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Feb 28, 17:35:06
        
        Wryung Gunn (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Feb 28, 17:00:06