song for Matty

to the tune of Madness - driving in my car

He;s been driving in his car
but he didn't get too far
He was wearing just his pants
The coppers said he had no chance
He was drunk at dunston hall
tried to stand but he did fall

Posted By: south on March 19th 2008 at 11:35:07

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song for Matty (NCFC) - south, Mar 19, 11:35:07
- 'Party' Pattison!! You can't actually talk about him on the Pinkun Board! (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 19, 11:43:43
  - what? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 19, 11:51:35
    - nope, they won't let any of this pants stuff through! (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Mar 19, 12:01:39
      - How do you know? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Mar 19, 12:23:19
- how about (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 11:36:08
  - I know it's wrong and all that (NCFC) - Small, Mar 19, 11:41:56
    - never in a car (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 11:44:34
      - I went teetotal for 18months during the 90s (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Mar 19, 11:47:48
      - Robin Asquith once shagged a girl so hard in a car that all the doors fell off (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Mar 19, 11:47:37
        
        “Hello, my name is Terry, I think you should know, you were my first wank” (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Mar 19, 11:59:03
        
        In 'Windowcleaner' he shagged a bird so hard that the washing machine exploded (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Mar 19, 11:50:01
        
        lolllllll (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 11:50:51
      - No (NCFC) - Small, Mar 19, 11:46:29
        
        noty really (NCFC) - Tomblander, Mar 19, 11:50:07
    - gary glitters house (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Mar 19, 11:43:08
      - Michael Barrymore invited me back once (NCFC) - Small, Mar 19, 11:47:59

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