Oops - bit of a cutnpaste error
That almost happened to a mate of mine. We were at a party in a house in the road that I now live in. Simon was getting on very well with an Irish girl called Patricia who had shoulder length jet black hair, she was one of the hosts of the party.
We were helping to clear up at the end of the party – helping as I lived round the corner and Simon was due to stay at my place. Simon then realised that Patricia was gone and went hunting around the bedrooms upstairs to find her. He recognised her lying in bed – she was not asleep though.
Simon took em off and got in and started to get more than close to her, she was facing away from him at the time. This went on for a few minutes until she turned round ready to consummate the relationship, when Simon realised that this girl in the bed was in fact Viv, who also lived in the house. She also had length jet black hair, but her hair was slightly curlier, but this was still difficult to spot in the dark and under the covers.
Viv was keen to continue, but Simon decided otherwise and went off to track down Patricia. He found her, but she was already occupied with another man. When he got back to Viv’s bedroom she was sound asleep.
Posted By: KentonCanary on February 5th 2008 at 13:37:42
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- This really fucking annoys me. (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 5, 12:55:36
- Good, strong coffee doesn't come out of a jar!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Feb 5, 14:01:12
- microwave surely? (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Feb 5, 13:02:37
- I once shagged my wife and it turned out not to be her. (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Feb 5, 13:01:37
- How on EARTH could that happen? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 5, 13:44:56
- This almost happened to a friend of mine (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Feb 5, 13:35:45
- Oops - bit of a cutnpaste error (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Feb 5, 13:37:42
- I know that doesn't really say cuntpaste, but I wish it did. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 5, 13:42:21
- You had some of that on the end of your nose the last time I saw you. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 5, 13:47:11
- You sure it wasn't Monk? (General Chat) - Small, Feb 5, 13:56:22
- You had some of that on the end of your nose the last time I saw you. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 5, 13:47:11
- Hang on. So did he nob Valerie, Viv or Patricia ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 5, 13:41:51
- None of them. (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Feb 5, 13:56:33
- Classic Deal or no Deal (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Feb 5, 14:29:57
- None of them. (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Feb 5, 13:56:33
- Was it Sean's, Penny's and Valerie's names you changed? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Feb 5, 13:41:45
- Another multiple username tragedy (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Feb 5, 13:43:20
- I know that doesn't really say cuntpaste, but I wish it did. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 5, 13:42:21
- Oops - bit of a cutnpaste error (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Feb 5, 13:37:42
- That's funny. I once shagged some bird and she turned out to be (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Feb 5, 13:10:32
- I hope you took protection (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Feb 5, 13:12:32
- Twat. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 5, 13:00:24
- Cancer ovens. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 5, 13:01:53
- Leave it to stand for a minute, she'll be right. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 5, 13:03:40
- Hent got one. I'll have to get the posh (Fair Trade) stuff out. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 5, 13:05:24
- Leave it to stand for a minute, she'll be right. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Feb 5, 13:03:40
- Cancer ovens. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 5, 13:01:53
- Nuke it (General Chat) - Cannydc, Feb 5, 12:59:59
- Mricowvae? (n/m) (General Chat) - King, Feb 5, 12:59:38
- Is that language Klingon? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 5, 13:00:24
- OG was right below. You DO lead a debauched life. Whatever next? Scones without jam? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Feb 5, 12:57:54
- On the edge. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Feb 5, 13:06:00
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