Dogs are congenitally stupid and follow people because they have no imagination.

Your relationship with a cat is the most honest relationship you'll ever have: it's based on food, shelter the odd scratch and f**k-all else. You provide the goods the cat will stay, don't and it'll f**k off to someone who will. End of.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on January 23rd 2008 at 14:34:36

Message Thread

Thought it was time for a poll (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 23, 14:19:58
- Stick insects ... (General Chat) - meeky, Jan 23, 16:01:55
- Both (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 23, 15:24:22
- Neither... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 23, 15:12:11
- Cats, obviously (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 23, 15:03:44
  - Another classic illustration of the selfish nature of cat lovers (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:09:03
    - Last time a toddler was mauled to death by a mistreated possilby illegal pussy cat? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 15:15:12
      - Last time a cat helped a blind person cross the road? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 15:21:32
        
        half 8 (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:22:41
      - .... (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:18:43
        
        That isn't a domestic pussy cat. Find one where Tiddles was the culprit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 15:21:47
        
        Hmmm (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:24:37
        
        chuckle, now that would be pet! (General Chat) - megson, Jan 23, 15:21:25
- Dogs (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 14:57:50
- Wasps (n/m) (General Chat) - Satan, Jan 23, 14:53:32
- I'm happy to offer a few complimentary crotch-sniffs on behalf of my canine compatriots... (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 23, 14:46:14
- Depends how they're cooked (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 23, 14:34:25
  - No. Not going there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Jan 23, 14:34:43
    - But what is they're guaranteed to be free range? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:42:21
- cats are rubbish, dogs are cool - end of debate (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 23, 14:31:12
- DOG (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 23, 14:26:36
- Dogs. miles better than cats (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Jan 23, 14:25:29
  - Yo (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:26:51
- Cats, by a brazillion miles. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 14:23:09
  - Boooo (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:29:23
    - "total self-obsession" (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:35:39
      - Your cat is fussin round you cos it's worried that if you croak you won't feed it (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:41:45
        
        oh absolutely the 'love' i receive from my cat is utterly motivated by self-interest (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:49:00
        
        Any dog will go outside for a shit if it's got access to the outside (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:56:06
        
        they're not really trusted to be let out on their own though are th (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:59:37
        
        *they?* (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:00:17
        
        Yes they are (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:02:31
        
        who wants a garden full of dog shit though? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:03:52
        
        See? Cat owners are selfish bastards, just like cats (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:06:49
        
        but we don't need to encourage them (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:12:57
        
        And shitting on someone ELSE's doorstep IS nice? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:14:09
        
        ... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:16:19
        
        Hooray, agreement is reached at last! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:19:21
        
        It is for the owner (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 23, 15:15:20
        
        In someone else's fucking garden! (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 14:53:51
        
        Well, you wouldn't want your cat shitting in your own garden, would you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 14:54:56
        
        See? Cat lovers are selfish wankers too, just like cats (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:01:34
        
        No. But i also like birds in my garden (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 14:56:17
        
        many lions and tigers near you then? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:57:01
        
        yes - on my garden. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jan 23, 14:52:26
        
        further proof (as if such a thing were needed) of their intelligence (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:54:42
    - agree (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 23, 14:34:38
    - Dogs are congenitally stupid and follow people because they have no imagination. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 14:34:36
      - Disagree (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 23, 14:37:47
- I prefer a nice furry (General Chat) - Mrs Slowcum, Jan 23, 14:23:08
- Pussy lover (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:22:55
- used to be dogs, but moved in with the missus and got a cat, Cat all the way now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Thomo, Jan 23, 14:22:28
  - THat's what happened to me. (General Chat) - megson, Jan 23, 15:23:53
- cats for me too (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:21:31
  - spot the woolly liberal (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:23:17
    - ok (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:24:54

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