Another classic illustration of the selfish nature of cat lovers

It's all about ME, I'll walk when I WANT TO, not to please some other creature. I'm not interesting in facilitating the pleasure of others, unless it is incidental to my own pleasure. The Cat Manifesto, that is.

Posted By: Old Git on January 23rd 2008 at 15:09:03

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Thought it was time for a poll (General Chat) - camcan, Jan 23, 14:19:58
- Stick insects ... (General Chat) - meeky, Jan 23, 16:01:55
- Both (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jan 23, 15:24:22
- Neither... (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 23, 15:12:11
- Cats, obviously (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jan 23, 15:03:44
  - Another classic illustration of the selfish nature of cat lovers (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:09:03
    - Last time a toddler was mauled to death by a mistreated possilby illegal pussy cat? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 15:15:12
      - Last time a cat helped a blind person cross the road? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 15:21:32
        
        half 8 (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:22:41
      - .... (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:18:43
        
        That isn't a domestic pussy cat. Find one where Tiddles was the culprit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 15:21:47
        
        Hmmm (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:24:37
        
        chuckle, now that would be pet! (General Chat) - megson, Jan 23, 15:21:25
- Dogs (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 14:57:50
- Wasps (n/m) (General Chat) - Satan, Jan 23, 14:53:32
- I'm happy to offer a few complimentary crotch-sniffs on behalf of my canine compatriots... (General Chat) - Dog, Jan 23, 14:46:14
- Depends how they're cooked (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jan 23, 14:34:25
  - No. Not going there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Jamie Oliver, Jan 23, 14:34:43
    - But what is they're guaranteed to be free range? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:42:21
- cats are rubbish, dogs are cool - end of debate (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jan 23, 14:31:12
- DOG (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 23, 14:26:36
- Dogs. miles better than cats (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Jan 23, 14:25:29
  - Yo (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:26:51
- Cats, by a brazillion miles. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 14:23:09
  - Boooo (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:29:23
    - "total self-obsession" (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:35:39
      - Your cat is fussin round you cos it's worried that if you croak you won't feed it (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:41:45
        
        oh absolutely the 'love' i receive from my cat is utterly motivated by self-interest (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:49:00
        
        Any dog will go outside for a shit if it's got access to the outside (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:56:06
        
        they're not really trusted to be let out on their own though are th (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:59:37
        
        *they?* (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:00:17
        
        Yes they are (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:02:31
        
        who wants a garden full of dog shit though? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:03:52
        
        See? Cat owners are selfish bastards, just like cats (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:06:49
        
        but we don't need to encourage them (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:12:57
        
        And shitting on someone ELSE's doorstep IS nice? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:14:09
        
        ... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 15:16:19
        
        Hooray, agreement is reached at last! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:19:21
        
        It is for the owner (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jan 23, 15:15:20
        
        In someone else's fucking garden! (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 14:53:51
        
        Well, you wouldn't want your cat shitting in your own garden, would you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 14:54:56
        
        See? Cat lovers are selfish wankers too, just like cats (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 15:01:34
        
        No. But i also like birds in my garden (General Chat) - Small, Jan 23, 14:56:17
        
        many lions and tigers near you then? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:57:01
        
        yes - on my garden. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Jan 23, 14:52:26
        
        further proof (as if such a thing were needed) of their intelligence (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:54:42
    - agree (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 23, 14:34:38
    - Dogs are congenitally stupid and follow people because they have no imagination. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jan 23, 14:34:36
      - Disagree (General Chat) - Charles21, Jan 23, 14:37:47
- I prefer a nice furry (General Chat) - Mrs Slowcum, Jan 23, 14:23:08
- Pussy lover (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:22:55
- used to be dogs, but moved in with the missus and got a cat, Cat all the way now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Thomo, Jan 23, 14:22:28
  - THat's what happened to me. (General Chat) - megson, Jan 23, 15:23:53
- cats for me too (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:21:31
  - spot the woolly liberal (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jan 23, 14:23:17
    - ok (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jan 23, 14:24:54

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