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Lunchtime challenge (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 2, 13:25:23
- Roast beef and horseradish sangwidges from asdas. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 2, 14:00:27
  - McCoys 'Meat Selection' half price at Sainsbury. Get In! (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Dec 2, 14:04:14
    - And Asdas. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 2, 14:06:01
- You've got to love the respect campaign, Rio observing it perfectly (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Dec 2, 13:50:41
- that photo is never going to get photoshopped is it? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Dec 2, 13:45:41
  - "I heard the whistle, so I took the initiative and stopped the match" (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 2, 13:48:41
- I got as far as the headline before I had failed (n/m) (Other Football) - wgf500, Dec 2, 13:28:49
- I have a dream that one day all football fans will come together and spend an entire match (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 2, 13:27:55
  - And also accusing him of cheating, he hates that (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 2, 13:39:52
N-Dubz (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 1, 15:53:40
- Now that is trolling! (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Dec 1, 16:02:04
  - ffs why? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 1, 16:03:24
    - N-Dubs are fucking terrible (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Dec 1, 16:29:28
      - any reasons why? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 1, 16:31:26
        
        If you're gonna pick a group to imitate, pick a better one than the Black Eyed Pea's (General Chat) - lurd, Dec 1, 17:04:15
        
        must have been early and not the best time to sing (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 1, 17:05:09
        
        here's their new tune btw (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 1, 16:39:01
        
        Poetry (General Chat) - Drurys Left Nut, Dec 1, 16:44:01
        
        innit (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 1, 16:45:35
        
        What a pile of shit (General Chat) - Small, Dec 1, 16:42:00
        
        lol (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 1, 16:42:39
The Monday Cup Quiz (NCFC) - jayson blair, Dec 1, 14:27:20
- Was it Bristol? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Dec 1, 14:37:44
- Southampton, wasn't it? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 1, 14:35:44
  - they were in the prem i thought (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 1, 14:36:25
    - Came down when we did ... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 1, 14:43:16
      - Oh, we were drawn against them and then Bury knocked us out. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 1, 14:44:12
        
        then they lost to bristol! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 1, 14:47:31
- Newcastle prem season (LC) West Ham same season (FA) (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Dec 1, 14:33:44
  - Half right (NCFC) - jayson blair, Dec 1, 14:36:02
    - Forgot about the spam slumming it down here! (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Dec 1, 14:37:32
  - west ham were in the fizzy i think (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 1, 14:35:55
    - they were, we came down and they went up (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 1, 14:41:16
- Tottenham? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 1, 14:31:28
Div 1: who thinks we're going down to it then?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 1, 13:38:08
- Matthew Gibson (n/m) (NCFC) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Dec 1, 13:49:07
- I'm coming round to the view if it's not this season then (NCFC) - Brandonio, Dec 1, 13:48:06
  - Crikey, this goes from bad to worse... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 1, 13:50:38
    - I reckon we might go down to LEAGUE 1. Can't see LEAGUE 2 in sight for a while though (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 1, 13:52:38
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Dec 1, 13:46:57
- Nope. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Gag, Dec 1, 13:46:36
- Nope. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 1, 13:44:32
- nope we'll stay up, reckon we'll be about 18th (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Dec 1, 13:44:31
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 1, 13:44:06
- League One, div (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 1, 13:44:06
  - Fuck off and answer the question clunge nose] (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 1, 13:46:34
    - We're already in Div.1 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 1, 13:51:05
      - Championship Gash Face now answer the question (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 1, 13:52:30
        
        Yes I fucking do (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 1, 13:53:03
- no (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Dec 1, 13:43:37
  - Just hope the rumoured takeover at Forest with cash to spend don't happen in January (n/m) (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Dec 1, 13:45:47
- Selwyns (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 1, 13:43:20
- Unless something happens I can see us in Div 2 in next 5 years (n/m) (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Dec 1, 13:42:19
  - we could rent our ground out to Histon. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 1, 13:43:36
    - The Pride of East Anglia!!!!.... (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Dec 1, 13:46:59
      - don't say it then... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 1, 13:49:35
        
        Of cause P'boro won't go bust... (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Dec 1, 13:52:16
  - Oh God... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 1, 13:43:23
    - Mr C's Swindon-supporting boss told him (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 1, 13:44:50
      - And we get to visit some nice new shitholes I've not been to yet (n/m) (NCFC) - DemoniCanary, Dec 1, 13:48:39
- If we force Roeder out then yeah, if not, I think he'll keep us up (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 1, 13:40:52
- we are unless something drastic changes in Jan. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 1, 13:39:52
- depends on changes really (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 1, 13:39:09
  - can get around 5/2 on betfair (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 1, 13:40:44
    - Every cloud... (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 1, 13:44:02
      - donny and forest are shit (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 1, 13:45:35
        
        Apparently not. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 1, 13:48:42
Bugger orf! (General Chat) - Small, Dec 1, 13:23:40
- I like her (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 1, 13:29:00
- she looks like sophie ellis bextors through one of them little hotel door spyholes (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 1, 13:27:04
- never been able to associate her with anything (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 1, 13:24:38
  - Which one? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 1, 13:27:35
    - the white dress (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 1, 13:27:55
      - Ooooerrrr! What's that then? (General Chat) - Small, Dec 1, 13:30:54
        
        vvvvvvvvvvv (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 1, 13:31:32
      - The Grim LES (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 1, 13:30:19
        
        Marvellous (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 1, 13:32:19
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 1, 13:34:54
Wallander, Louis Therouz, or pub? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 30, 20:48:06
- louis: early night: monday (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 21:01:09
  - theroux was awful tonight (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 30, 22:23:43
Does XLL16 exists? Is this not a regular users outer-ego?..... (NCFC) - walksie, Nov 30, 20:08:00
- You can't get any more than Nine personalities... (NCFC) - Small, Nov 30, 20:33:54
- i saw him at carra at the wolves game (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 30, 20:09:02
  - I met him at the 4 goal humpin we got at Luton. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Nov 30, 20:19:12
Is 'Radiotracker' legal? (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 30, 19:12:54
- yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 30, 19:18:48
  - As long as you don't get caught (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 30, 19:42:31
Our world class facilities (NCFC) - bowfront1, Nov 30, 18:37:53
- We could sell Carrow Road to Bovis and car parks (NCFC) - Small, Nov 30, 19:49:19
- Our world class facilities will see us through (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 30, 19:23:06
The 10 reasons at Christmas why I won't be renewing my (NCFC) - Chopper, Nov 30, 18:19:20
- Reasons why I will be renewing regardless of our league status next season (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 30, 20:14:02
  - Same here - I still love going (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 30, 20:19:00
  - Tis a good day out - Pub,football,pub - Perfect on many levels. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 20:14:53
    - Last night a couple of my Mums pals from Norwich were in Kenton (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 30, 20:24:18
- RE 1, while i get your point, can you not see the problems for a club like us? (NCFC) - megson, Nov 30, 19:42:17
- bye, you shan't be missed (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 30, 18:47:26
  - Fair weather fans? (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 30, 19:57:35
    - jog on (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 30, 21:58:13
  - 28 years as a season ticket holder, what about you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Chopper, Nov 30, 18:49:24
    - perhaps that is why you feel the way you do (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 30, 18:52:36
    - Football only began in 1992 so (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 30, 18:51:52
    - And my dad is bigger than yours (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 30, 18:50:49
- 11. Season Ticket Renewals don't happen at Christmas (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 30, 18:43:06
- Good. (NCFC) - Jono, Nov 30, 18:39:30
  - *salutes* (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 30, 18:51:15
    - Turning up to watch would help too (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 30, 18:53:04
      - fuck that (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 30, 19:04:07
        
        Yeah, I know (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 30, 19:07:34
        
        i remember moaning like fuck about rosario once (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 30, 19:09:11
        
        He used to get roundly booed when announced on the pre-game line-up. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 30, 19:16:42
        
        lol, i remember kevin bond being hugely "popular" with the booing fraternity (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 30, 19:21:15
      - Help who? If help from the terraces is constantly negated by a manager who (NCFC) - bowfront1, Nov 30, 18:58:09
  - dream on!!!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Chopper, Nov 30, 18:47:35
    - It appears you are the dreamer (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 30, 18:48:19
- Who cares? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 30, 18:38:04
  - Matthew Gibson does (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 30, 19:48:04
- Huxs went because of money (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 30, 18:36:49
  - don't be ridiculous you reckon he would've been paid (NCFC) - Chopper, Nov 30, 18:50:07
    - We might not be paying all Sib's wages though (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 30, 18:51:24
      - I doubt very much we are but I bet we're still paying (NCFC) - Chopper, Nov 30, 18:53:58
        
        Yes, only Hucks was never offered a deal of any description (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 30, 18:56:37
        
        correct and that was disgraceful. (n/m) (NCFC) - Chopper, Nov 30, 19:01:18
  - Eh? He's on fuck all in America (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 30, 18:46:43
    - exactly, fuck all tax (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 30, 18:52:25
      - What, none? (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 30, 18:56:01
        
        Jesus, how the fuck did you spin conclusion that out of my post? (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 30, 19:06:38
        
        Not any more (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 30, 19:08:32
        
        The Telegraph? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 30, 19:18:05
        
        "that conclusion" (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 30, 19:07:39
- oh well, i'm sure you'll enjoy the chatroom (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 30, 18:27:48
- Don't let the door hit you on the way out (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 30, 18:27:41
- 11 (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 30, 18:23:00
  - 12. The failure to run a proper stock-check resulting in the running out of Haribo mix. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 18:24:16
    - 13. Rubbish Lager that I'm sure was responsable for certain toilet troubles (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 30, 18:31:30
    - (I simply can't get over it, sorry) (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 18:24:39
      - you should have been sitting near me (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 30, 18:55:25
        
        Darn, so UNFAIR. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 18:57:24
        
        sorry (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 30, 19:01:47
        
        Jubbly - wish they had the tangy ones too, now I might have to walk to the garage. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 19:08:29
        
        Or buy Haribo at a shop half price before the game (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 30, 19:02:55
        
        A good plan but I tend to buy them on the spur of the moment, makes the beer taste better. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 19:07:01
        
        What, every game on the spur of the moment? (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Nov 30, 19:10:44
        
        I have a memory like a goldfish you see, so it's new everytime. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 19:13:10
Lunchboxes (General Chat) - Dave in France, Nov 30, 17:58:27
- I had a Black Hole one for some reason. Wasn't that a film? (General Chat) - Small, Nov 30, 18:33:47
- I fancy a corned beef sandwich now. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 30, 18:12:58
- nope, i had The A Team on mine (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 30, 18:04:20
- (I will fess up - I had a darth vader pillowcase!) (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 30, 18:00:48
- Linford Christie's Lightsaber? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Nov 30, 18:00:23
Right run it into the corners for 45 mins now (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 30, 13:04:46
- Or give it to Hughes (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 30, 13:05:40
  - wots really anal, is Leeds fans fucking love andy hughes (General Chat) - pants, Nov 30, 13:13:51
ROFL at the ITV coverage of Histon (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 30, 12:33:01
- Can somebody tell me when Kempes played in the FA Cup ? (Other Football) - Arganth, Nov 30, 13:07:55
  - You know during the Falklands War (Other Football) - harry boulders, Nov 30, 13:18:36
- It would be nice to see and (Other Football) - XXL16, Nov 30, 13:00:04
- Drury's got his bumper book of cliches at hand as well (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 30, 12:57:58
- And will they wipe the main camera lens ffs?! (n/m) (Other Football) - Dog, Nov 30, 12:40:47
  - shocking stuff (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 30, 12:43:38
    - It's getting my goat now. Oh Goal! (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Nov 30, 12:55:28
I've just been told... (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 30, 11:49:44
- he's moved there apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - notmean_nige, Nov 30, 13:21:24
- Puppet Bastard (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 30, 12:58:08
- Couldn't have been (General Chat) - The Judge, Nov 30, 11:57:00
My girlfriend and Captain Canary... (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 30, 09:38:20
- I just roffled my head off (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 30, 13:02:40
- check your first born for feathers (n/m) (NCFC) - dear prudence, Nov 30, 10:28:27
  - What? (n/m) (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 30, 10:40:07
- Talk about brightening up the mood of wotb, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 30, 10:00:48
  - Totally agree, (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Nov 30, 10:34:34
    - XXL For Manager! (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Nov 30, 10:37:42
  - Well this is my true story and actually yesterday I ask my girlfriend (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 30, 10:18:50
- lol class (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 30, 09:57:47
- you'll have to bring her to Norwich next year so she can meet him in person (n/m) (NCFC) - linda, Nov 30, 09:51:00
  - Not next year unfortunately.... (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 30, 10:19:27
    - how come? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 30, 10:21:08
      - I think I will go to Japan with her in 2009 (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 30, 10:27:38
  - how was the other night with the lemur (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 30, 09:58:56
    - my son had a brilliant time (NCFC) - linda, Nov 30, 10:03:28
      - that's good to hear (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 30, 10:04:09
        
        disappointed that you haven't got another thing to moan about? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 30, 10:11:18
        
        i said it was good to hear (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 30, 10:20:33
        
        "how can that be interpreted as disappointment?" (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 30, 10:27:32
        
        try treating every post on its merits (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 30, 10:36:35
        
        Yeah.... (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 30, 10:53:13
        
        he's been successful? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 30, 10:55:08
        
        have you never been guilty of judging people on their previous performances then? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 30, 10:44:39
        
        interpreting their words? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 30, 10:46:15
        
        well that's a load of old bollocks intut (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 30, 10:49:57
        
        that's because i see him talk shit most of the time (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 30, 10:52:21
        
        and linda clearly didn't interpret my question (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 30, 10:46:48
- good god! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 30, 09:39:21
messigol, wowsers! (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Nov 29, 22:52:37
- lovely old nights work (Other Football) - pants, Nov 29, 22:54:15
  - Drinking is bad for you... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Nov 29, 22:55:14
    - you smell of old women (Other Football) - pants, Nov 29, 22:58:25
      - Incorrect panty-poodles... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Nov 29, 23:00:27
        
        oh yes, I'll put that on now (Other Football) - pants, Nov 29, 23:01:30
        
        brilliant (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Nov 29, 23:16:51
    - Nice drop of Scotch never hurt nobody (n/m) (Other Football) - harry boulders, Nov 29, 22:56:43
      - As long as it is in moderation hb (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Nov 29, 22:59:05
        
        of course (n/m) (Other Football) - harry boulders, Nov 29, 23:01:02
- 3-0? (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Nov 29, 22:53:23
  - yup & FT (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Nov 29, 22:53:43
FAO: Civilians (civvies) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 29, 22:33:41
- Count yourself lucky (General Chat) - Small, Nov 29, 22:40:17
  - Can I have them? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 29, 22:42:59
    - No. (General Chat) - Small, Nov 29, 22:50:38
      - you actually named the dildos? (n/m) (General Chat) - goppo, Nov 29, 23:25:01
    - Back? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 29, 22:44:11
      - no smoke middle (General Chat) - pants, Nov 29, 22:48:57
        
        Poi (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 29, 22:49:52
  - Fantastic (not the ?3k bit - that's small bad) hot dildo action (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 29, 22:42:48
  - Fantastic (not the ?3k bit - that's small bad) hot dildo action (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 29, 22:42:47
    - My name is Panda and I am nearly lurd-like (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 29, 22:43:55
  - two outta three aint bad (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 29, 22:42:04
  - How much did the gold fish weigh? (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 29, 22:41:36
    - Maybe he was good at the goldfish game at the local school fete. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 29, 22:45:49
- We left our place tidy... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 29, 22:35:20
  - fukkern pikeys the lot of you (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 29, 22:37:05
    - I didn't really... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 29, 22:38:47
      - well done (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 29, 22:41:20
them there digital photo-frames (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 15:24:15
- I was going to ask that. I know a foo people who have had them and (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 28, 16:09:02
- cmon cb41, where are you? LETS BE AVVIN YOU! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 28, 15:50:54
- They bend my head... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 28, 15:47:05
- I've got several and I absolutely love them (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 15:43:16
  - ta very much OG :-) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 15:53:12
    - Not tacky, but it is quite sleek and modern (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 15:55:25
    - They all look tacky - you could have a weekend in Austria for that (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 15:55:14
      - But when the weekend is over you have nothing tangible (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 16:04:42
      - does that ?129 include Austrian spending money? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 15:58:56
        
        a bit, yes - but not a great deal. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 16:01:57
    - That's what I have, although a bit bigger (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 15:55:09
      - The wedding guest who "bought it" for us is Global Marketing Manager at Philips (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 15:57:29
- I got my bird one for xmas lasy year. she only puts it on when I moan im going to (General Chat) - shoddy, Nov 28, 15:30:06
- one more thing to bl**dy plug in! (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Nov 28, 15:29:18
- Can't say I'm very taken by them (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 28, 15:25:26
- We were given one for xmas last year. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 15:25:25
  - someone today asked that, and answer given (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 15:27:27
  - how about as a present for a granny? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 15:27:07
    - That'll make her wiggle (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 28, 15:30:08
    - If they had a built in radiator (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 28, 15:29:23
    - Don't see why not. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 15:28:14
      - oh we'd definitely fill it full of piccies first (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 15:32:05
        
        I trust you'll slip a couple of hard core gay porn ones in for a laugh (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 15:33:13
        
        what you do in your family is your business (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 15:35:51
        
        You are just wrong. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 28, 15:35:49
- I got one as a wedding present. I think I remembered to turn it on for the first week. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 15:25:01
  - ^^^Yep. I doubt ours has been on at all in the last 8-9 months. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 15:25:59
What's the point of The UN? (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 28, 14:29:31
- To start a row on the wrath? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 28, 14:56:19
- hair collection (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 14:49:39
- It's that thing the US and UK ignore when it suits them (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 28, 14:47:00
- The UN works to make the world a better place for all people. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 14:42:44
  - That's what I mean by failing (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 28, 14:44:02
    - The fact that it is difficult to achieve ideals does not mean that one should abandon the (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 14:47:59
      - in fairness to the world leaders after WW1 (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 14:52:51
        
        The failing of the league of nations was it worked on a unanimous vote (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 14:57:57
        
        I'd have to look it up (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 15:14:20
        
        has the EU learned nothing from the League of Nations then? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 14:59:52
        
        EU or UN ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 15:00:54
        
        EU (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 15:04:34
        
        which previous post? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 15:00:53
        
        this one here (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 15:09:32
        
        nah (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 15:11:37
        
        The League is very well when sparrows shout, but no good at all when eagles fall out (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 14:54:53
      - We've had European peace since 1945, IMO they should start pulling their finger out (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 28, 14:52:21
        
        have we? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 28, 14:55:12
        
        All European countries haven't been warring together since 1945 (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 28, 14:57:56
        
        The problem there is, European countries are partly to blame for conflicts (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 15:02:10
        
        nob-heads like Switzerland and Sweden weren't warring in 1945 (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 28, 15:00:33
        
        How silly of them (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 15:03:10
        
        Errm, which bit of Europe are you referring to ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 14:52:45
        
        The ones in the European Union (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 28, 14:54:20
        
        Like Slovenia, you mean ? And Spain ? And Germany ? Hungary, Czech Republic, (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 14:56:53
        
        What? (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 15:00:05
        
        Countries currently within the European Union who (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 15:03:18
        
        I think that's comparing apples and oranges (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 15:09:18
        
        ethnic cleansing continued (s) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 15:40:32
        
        No no no no no no (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 15:12:01
        
        Europe since 1945 has been consderably more peaceful than at any other time in modern (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 15:16:28
        
        Of course, Git, but as you well know I wasn't disputing that at all. However, we have not (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 15:22:19
        
        too true - after all, we had a war with Iceland over fish! (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Nov 28, 15:28:28
        
        we should have nuked them (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 28, 15:29:37
        
        Would have saved us some bloody money all right (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 15:32:36
        
        yep, our cod would have come pre-cooked (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Nov 28, 15:37:22
        
        and the whole Tevez-saga would never have happened (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 15:34:09
        
        See the UN didn't prevent it (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 28, 14:59:27
        
        No. But I doubt they could prevent a burp. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 15:00:21
    - You don't know how bad things would be without them though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 28, 14:45:42
      - and you don't know that they wouldn't be better (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 14:47:17
        
        Indeed. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 28, 14:49:55
        
        *water*. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 28, 14:50:34
        
        WE KNEW (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 14:53:44
- peacekeeping (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 28, 14:32:46
- It's a pre-fix that turns many words in the English language into their opposite meaning. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 28, 14:32:37
- Is this an mbk stylee dilemma? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 28, 14:32:11
  - No, just a question what the average person thinks. (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 28, 14:36:28
    - I think it serves a good humanitarian purpose, and it's the modern day red cross (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 14:41:13
      - So what does the Red Cross do now the UN is the Red Cross ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 14:46:37
        
        Replaces mercury fillings with white ones (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 14:50:24
        
        That's brilliant. So the starving war children at least don't have gammy teeth on the tell (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 14:52:17
        
        y (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 14:52:20
        
        I meant like the red cross really. If someone sees the UN in a war zone (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 14:48:55
        
        No, not really (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 28, 15:12:09
        
        lol. Are you serious ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 14:50:27
        
        No, I'm just doing this to entertain you (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 14:52:47
        
        Mysogynistic twat (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 14:59:47
        
        It kills poor children. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 28, 14:47:48
        
        Provides highly visible places for helicopters to land. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 14:47:21
      - What's the Red Cross (/Crescent) then? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 28, 14:46:25
        
        haha, someone came to talk to me, so I hit submit (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 14:49:52
        
        that's the old UN (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 28, 14:46:52
        
        and the Pink 'Un? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 14:48:01
      - I thought the Royal Navy did that (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 28, 14:43:18
- justifies ridiculous wages? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 28, 14:30:15
NSFW XI (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 28, 12:34:30
- Condom-inic Blizzard (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 28, 13:00:57
- Muscat Cunt (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 12:59:07
- Chris Brown (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Nov 28, 12:58:06
- Lee Grumble vid (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Nov 28, 12:57:53
- Garry Monk (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Nov 28, 12:57:34
- bruce gobblear (n/m) (Other Football) - keith spanky, Nov 28, 12:56:18
  - david norris.... he's a big cunt (n/m) (Other Football) - keith spanky, Nov 28, 12:58:10
- darren fuckerby (n/m) (Other Football) - keith spanky, Nov 28, 12:53:17
- Paul Dickov (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 28, 12:51:02
- Gary Taylor-Felcher (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:49:59
- Stan Cottagingmore (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 28, 12:49:57
- Robbie P. Earle Neckless (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 28, 12:48:13
- strapon iverson (n/m) (Other Football) - keith spanky, Nov 28, 12:48:06
- Gary Donkeypuncherty (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:46:54
- jimmy rimmer (n/m) (Other Football) - keith spanky, Nov 28, 12:45:49
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 28, 12:47:20
- Anal Shearer (n/m) (Other Football) - songwriter81, Nov 28, 12:42:50
- Rory De-flaps (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 28, 12:42:41
- Yousef Suckme (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 12:42:29
- Stefan Kuntz (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 12:42:09
- Chris Brown (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 28, 12:41:45
- Scat le Tissier (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 12:41:35
- Jermaine Deflower (n/m) (Other Football) - songwriter81, Nov 28, 12:41:33
- Tuguys One Girl (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 28, 12:41:27
- dirk kuyt (n/m) (Other Football) - songwriter81, Nov 28, 12:40:20
- Neil DomMaster (n/m) (Other Football) - songwriter81, Nov 28, 12:39:47
- Delroy Facelikeapaintersradioy (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:39:24
- Glen Ride-her (n/m) (Other Football) - songwriter81, Nov 28, 12:38:46
- Queef O'Neil (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:38:30
  - hahahahahahahahahaha (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 28, 12:39:00
    - queef should be wotb house word. :) (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 28, 12:56:00
- Bongo Mag Christ (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:38:11
- Papa Booby Diop (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 28, 12:37:33
  - christ alive, pipped every time! (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 28, 12:37:52
- Papa Bugger Diop (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 28, 12:37:21
- Stephen CheatingCuntBywater (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 28, 12:36:45
- Ullises de la Cruising for Arse (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:36:41
- Jay-Jay Ocockcha (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 28, 12:36:13
- Kevin Muscant (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Nov 28, 12:35:54
- Jimmy-Floyd Hasselwank (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 28, 12:34:49
Quick! everyone get down Banham Community Centre NOW!!!! (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 27, 17:04:27
- Only ex-England managers need apply... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 27, 17:34:07
- Question 3 - "How can you allow the Haribo mix to run out?" (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 27, 17:05:26
  - Question 4: What are your favourite smells? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 27, 17:09:21
    - Question 5 - "Why is question 3 not higher up the agenda given it's importance?" (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 27, 17:10:59
      - Answer to Question 3 - "Haribos make people go hoiper, (NCFC) - Small, Nov 27, 17:15:53
        
        Excellent, bravo, happy with that answer, I can finally move on. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 27, 17:17:09
Where was ya all, I was in the Kings about 6-ish (General Chat) - capecodcarman, Nov 26, 16:50:58
- Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 26, 17:01:43
- So was I, so was Garry Brooke. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 26, 16:52:23
  - and me (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 16:58:04
- On Saturday eve, everything in the shed of dreams was ?2 a pint. Cor. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 26, 16:52:03
  - You must have been in when me and Small were in. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 26, 17:14:24
    - He was. I thought that he'd maybe got lost in The Shed of Dreams. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 26, 19:44:29
Anyone watch Charlie Brooker last night?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 26, 16:25:18
- No, I was at the fucking football you part-timer (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Nov 26, 16:49:13
  - It was on after football shouty face (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 26, 17:24:02
  - Doesn't have sky+ (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 17:03:31
    - too miserable to watch tele when she got in (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 26, 17:04:40
- haha...yeh was brilliant as ever (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 26, 16:28:06
  - picture the prick, you don't need too, here he is (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 16:33:51
  - oh and this one... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 26, 16:32:25
    - You seen this earlier mate? (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 16:35:06
      - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 26, 16:40:01
- i forgot it was on last night (as always) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 16:27:34
- Is last night the normal airing? Or the repeat? (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 16:27:10
  - South Park on high school musical (General Chat) - Small, Nov 26, 19:42:40
  - last night was the 2nd in the new series. (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 26, 16:31:31
  - Last night was about how much he hates anyone that works in ads... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 26, 16:30:23
    - The musical clip was in last week's one (General Chat) - Brandonio, Nov 26, 16:37:38
    - What about High Churches? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 16:32:57
      - Belongs in the Religon XI. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 26, 16:36:23
If you went round to someones house and they had a laptop with a 2gb hard drive (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 15:28:22
- I'd tell them their daughter was an escort (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 15:40:50
- How would I know? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 15:38:00
- Not if I were you, getting frustrated at how slow Championship Manager 93 is on a 386, no. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 26, 15:36:31
  - Ha ha!! That was me that was... so envious of my friends with 486's (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 26, 16:39:27
  - this may be a ww2 thingy but have you seen this? (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 26, 15:39:00
    - Sponsored by Pooma... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 26, 15:52:43
      - I have never played any computer games (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 26, 15:59:19
        
        WOTB is a good computer game. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 26, 16:01:58
        
        What happens when you complete it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 26, 16:04:08
        
        You see your life flash before your eyes and then a vision of Ben (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 16:14:25
        
        severance between skull and vertebrae (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 26, 16:10:47
        
        No idea - I'm not sure it's possible. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 26, 16:07:46
        
        Your head falls off (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:07:29
        
        Wrath isn't a game! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 26, 16:03:10
        
        *waste* of life (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:06:22
        
        Oh, yeah, that was it... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 26, 16:10:21
        
        exactly (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 16:10:08
I was going to post my thoughts about last nights game but (NCFC) - Snakey, Nov 26, 14:50:29
- My additional comments (NCFC) - Small, Nov 26, 15:02:47
  - The chatroom last night, was, well, embarrassing really (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 15:08:51
    - it was highly irritating - had to spend half the time cruising up and down the list to (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 26, 15:57:21
      - I was brilliant... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 26, 16:17:36
        
        It's rubbish that kicking out thing (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 16:23:21
  - having terrible wind does not always equate with needing a shit (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 15:08:35
    - True. Bt if this guy didn't have 'a mole at the counter' then I'm Steve in Holland (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 26, 15:17:18
    - I had one today which left me feeling like I'd just been raped (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 15:10:52
      - A fart or a cheerleader? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 26, 15:11:25
        
        a dump (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 15:13:32
        
        Stop swallowing salamis whole then (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 26, 15:17:17
        
        I had salami last night, on garlic bread (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 15:19:01
        
        Depends. Are your emissions vocal or mute ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Nov 26, 15:20:17
        
        vocal (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 15:21:05
        
        That's the garlic then. Causes untold damage to your colon. Why do you think the french (NCFC) - Snakey, Nov 26, 15:24:41
        
        I is a citizen of the world (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 15:27:26
        
        except SCC (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 15:41:33
        
        and me (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 15:41:40
        
        Thank the lord he hasn't been on today (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 15:46:22
        
        Hi pants. been away for a while. Who are the "spack pack" ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Nov 26, 15:47:32
        
        bit of a dying clan really (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 15:51:45
        
        good. i would hope the the Judge was in there somewhere. He has a tremendous spak-ability, (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Nov 26, 15:53:58
        
        The Judge is very bad-tempered and sometimes hates everyone (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:01:38
        
        more a clan of people (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 16:01:09
        
        And all other members of the spack pack (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 26, 15:45:54
        
        Hark at selwyns no 1 fan!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 15:47:14
        
        quod erat demonstrandum (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 26, 15:51:30
        
        I don't think he's going to one (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 15:53:29
        
        come on (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 15:57:53
        
        Have a chortle (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 26, 16:01:00
        
        :) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 16:03:43
        
        and we sorry to hear that you've been a victim of rape (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 15:12:21
    - this is true (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 15:09:43
- Sven Koran Erikson was brilliant, by the way (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:54:57
  - thanks, and you truly are a genius (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Nov 26, 14:57:28
    - It doesn't count now (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 26, 15:02:19
      - Yes. I agree. Just wanted to make you feel better ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Nov 26, 15:15:17
- More worrying is they had ran out of Haribo mix in the lower Barclay bar when I got there. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 26, 14:52:32
  - That certainly puts my pathetic complaint into perspective. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Nov 26, 14:56:25
  - WHAT? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 14:53:40
    - More worrying is they had ran out of Haribo mix in the lower Barclay bar when I got there. (n/m) (NCFC) - WW2 News, Nov 26, 15:07:11
      - GAY (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 26, 15:11:30
    - I know, it's a bloody outrage. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 26, 14:54:39
Religion XI (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 14:08:45
- David Cross (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 26, 14:44:00
- Glenn "Michael" Roeder boat ashore hallelujah (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 26, 14:42:17
- Yahweh Paul McSmall (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 14:41:30
- Tommy Burns-Witches (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 26, 14:40:18
- Goal Music - Jesus He Knows Me by Genesis (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 26, 14:40:14
- Papa Pulpit Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 26, 14:40:03
- Hari Redknapp (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 14:39:45
- Krishna Martin (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 14:38:59
- Sunday Oliseh (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:38:10
- Denilsonofgod (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:38:03
- Stigmata Bjornebye (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 26, 14:37:51
- Manuel Almsforthepoor-unia (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:37:22
  - almost genius but fell short (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 26, 14:38:38
    - Story of my life (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:40:30
- Psalm Allardyce (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 26, 14:37:14
  - good one (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 26, 14:38:13
  - like (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:37:32
- Robin Van Priesty (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:36:32
- Erik Thor-sveldt (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:36:26
- What would we call the team? How about 'God's Wrath'. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 26, 14:35:52
- Mark Godbotherington (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 26, 14:35:42
  - Errr *Godbotheringham* (General Chat) - Small, Nov 26, 14:36:52
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 14:45:44
- David Gold, Frankincense QUedrue, Myhhrvyn Day. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Nov 26, 14:35:16
- Nick Barmy (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:34:52
- Allah McCoist (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 14:34:33
- Zebedeele Adebola (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:34:08
- Dean Windbalaamsass (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:33:27
- David Batty (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 26, 14:32:47
  - ?? (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 14:33:15
- Gareth Barabus (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 14:32:39
- GOD: Darren Huckerby (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 26, 14:32:17
  - Matthew Le 'God' Tissier (General Chat) - Dave in France, Nov 26, 14:37:21
- Jacob's Aliadi?re (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:32:15
- Marlon Hairshirtwood (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:31:21
- Joseph-andhisamazingtechnicolourdreamcoa t-D?sir? bookof Job (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 14:31:08
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:31:39
- Paul McOighVeigh (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:30:55
- Brad Freedfromthepowerofsinel (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:30:45
- Peter Crown of Thornes (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:29:51
- Ma(ra)donna's hand (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 14:29:50
- Ched Heavens. :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 26, 14:29:26
  - Oh balls, slow off the mark, soz cumbers OG. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 26, 14:29:54
    - Say three Hail Marys and four Our Fathers and we'll say no more about it (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:40:55
- ArmaGEDdon Brannan (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:28:56
- Harry 'Krishna' Kewell (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Nov 26, 14:28:48
- Ched Heavens (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:27:53
- Mohammed Camara (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 14:26:54
- Delia Smith (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 26, 14:26:52
- Sven Koran Erickson (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 26, 14:26:52
- Dean Ashton (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Nov 26, 14:26:50
- Matthew, Mark, Luke and John Sodje (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 26, 14:26:34
- Jermaine Penitent (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:25:54
  - thassa goodun (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Nov 26, 14:27:07
- Owen Archdeacon (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 26, 14:25:16
- Ryan Tower of Babel (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:25:12
- Ricardo Calvary (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:23:46
  - Come on, Git, this should be your special XI (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:24:55
- Joan Sung 'Arc (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 14:23:36
- Johan Jew-rew (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:23:05
- Elliot Omozeusi (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:22:44
- Sylvain Buddhistain (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:22:13
- Andy Judas Marshall (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Nov 26, 14:22:06
- they could play in the Jewson League (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 26, 14:21:40
  - Sven Koran Erickson (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 26, 14:25:59
- Jeremy Gospel (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 14:21:23
  - excellent (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Nov 26, 14:22:05
- H?ctor Font (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 14:19:41
- Marcus Bent-Catholic-Priest (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 26, 14:19:34
- Mormon Strachan (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Nov 26, 14:19:30
- Papa Bouba Diocese (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 14:18:10
- Ullyses de la Cross (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Nov 26, 14:18:10
  - Good work, Dave (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:18:29
    - Thanks Steven (General Chat) - Dave in France, Nov 26, 14:19:00
- Eric "pearly" Gates (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 26, 14:17:32
- David Bellringer (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:17:31
- Willo Flood (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:17:18
- Christian Deity (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:16:44
- Matty Pattisongsofpraise (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:16:34
  - lol (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 14:18:33
- Arturo Lupolytheist (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:16:22
- Remi Moses (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, Nov 26, 14:15:47
- Zema Abbey (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 14:15:36
- Jamie Curateon (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:15:30
- Rocky Baptiste (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:15:13
- Lee Tower (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 14:14:59
- Adam and Eve Drury (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:14:56
- Ian St. John (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:14:38
- Christian Waddle (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 26, 14:14:03
- Martin Luther Blissett (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:13:00
- Ian Buttressworth (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 14:12:47
- Moses Ashikodi (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:12:24
- Andy Bishop (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:11:52
- Soloman Campbell (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 14:10:50
  - Snot his name innit (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 14:11:30
    - That's what makes it a joke (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:14:07
      - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 26, 14:16:00
      - Ohhh, it's a joke. Dint realise :-) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 14:15:26
    - I bet there is a footballer called Soloman Campbell somewhere (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 14:12:43
      - Solomon perhaps (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 26, 14:13:15
- Pope Diop. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 26, 14:10:40
- Bongo Christ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 26, 14:09:31
  - Oi, what vvvvvv (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 26, 14:11:25
The answer to everyone's centre forward problems! (Other Football) - HairyBobbingManAss, Nov 25, 17:22:48
- haha (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 25, 17:23:46
  - He'll Sign For Them & Have 20 Goals By May! (Other Football) - Martin Peters, Nov 25, 17:47:14
    - and the fact that we would have paid (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 25, 18:46:23
  - (Sorry)................ (Other Football) - DrDublin, Nov 25, 17:26:18
    - I just like the tune and wish him well, never really got much of a chance. (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Nov 25, 17:26:43
      - Yeah agree with that, didn't have time to settle (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 25, 17:29:35
        
        He didn't look great, but he honestly can't be that bad. He's played for his country (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 25, 18:22:53
        
        I quite liked him. Big, strong and athletic. He got a bit injured didn't he? (Other Football) - Small, Nov 25, 18:31:24
Right, I've decided. (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 25, 17:00:46
- to make love to a turnip (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 25, 18:15:21
  - tat made me think of the scene in the woody allen flick (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 25, 18:26:53
- To follow jesus (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 25, 17:13:56
- Good choice... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 25, 17:02:25
  - The Copper Kettle on Lower Goat Lane (General Chat) - Small, Nov 25, 17:10:05
    - on the way home from the pub, we used to nick the laminated sign (General Chat) - pants, Nov 25, 17:23:10
      - pins (General Chat) - pants, Nov 25, 17:24:50
        
        let's all hope for your sake that no enforcers of the law are reading this (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 25, 18:19:51
        
        oh (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 25, 18:29:03
    - Excellent... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 25, 17:12:04
  - I'm in Cambridge FP so dunt know. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 25, 17:07:46
    - Go to the Fountain on Regent St (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 25, 17:10:02
      - used to spend every Friday lunchtime in there (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 25, 18:52:10
        
        Go back. Go now. PIE! (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 25, 19:19:40
      - I L.O.V.E. a good pie me (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 25, 17:11:34
    - Well do a cc and get on the train then and have a butchers (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 25, 17:09:52
      - Can't, I'll be cooking me mepopmebangs (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 25, 17:14:41
  - and what should I put on in t car going home - (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 25, 17:06:54
    - I L.O.V.E. The Specials... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Nov 25, 17:09:25
      - They (DF) used to do a Christmas gig with The Hamsters in Cambridge every year. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 25, 17:13:54
        
        it's got to be the specials (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 25, 18:29:28
WW2 no doubt, but Aviva the Lemur! FFS! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 25, 16:23:20
- dernernernernerdernernernerFACKMAN!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Fack Man, Nov 25, 16:37:18
My score predicion this evening: Norwich 5 - 3 Palace. Lita(2)Hoolahan(2)Croft. otbc!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 25, 15:25:32
- A comfortable 2-0 to us (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 25, 15:47:21
- I'll have a pint of what you're having (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 25, 15:27:28
  - I'm like that (NCFC) - pants, Nov 25, 15:28:38
  - New someone else had to like Methelated Spirit as much as I do. Cheers OG. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 25, 15:28:26
One for the Konnie Huq fans (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 25, 15:25:19
- Now that's just teasing, I have to wait till home to get to youtoob. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Nov 25, 15:58:19
- melons (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 25, 15:52:31
- surely this one is better? (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 25, 15:33:05
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 25, 15:34:54
  - this one (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 25, 15:34:15
    - all I can say is (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 25, 15:43:13
      - Bloody goody two shoes daily mail reading wildlife conservation conservative party voting (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 25, 15:44:31
        
        And they can be a bit naughty............... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 25, 15:46:21
        
        Ah, soz cumbers, har goo........... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 25, 15:50:15
        
        The URL contained a malformed video ID. (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 25, 15:48:10
        
        yep, very well put (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 25, 15:46:19
        
        preferred Magpie (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 25, 15:49:14
        
        learn what exactly from americans?how to eat yourself to death? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 25, 16:06:54
        
        having a ceebee moment (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 25, 16:12:35
        
        I know the guy concerned is now a drag artist so he might be gay.So you may be right there (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 25, 16:19:43
        
        no wool still all in a bundle (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 25, 16:36:04
        
        i think hes posting the comments from viewers of that vid innit (n/m) (General Chat) - Fack Man, Nov 25, 16:44:20
- oh......my.............................. ........God (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 25, 15:30:18
  - damn. This is the first time my work yootoob ban has really hurt.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 25, 15:31:07
- Director: "Yeah, just lean on that rail, love. No, don't worry, it's fine we can't see a (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 25, 15:28:14
- ytoob gone all widescreen (General Chat) - pants, Nov 25, 15:27:00
  - she blimmin well is, isn't she (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 25, 15:31:00
    - still looking at you like a looney (General Chat) - Charles21, Nov 25, 15:34:41
      - perhaps you'd prefer it if she was Scottish and had a perm... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 25, 15:44:56
        
        now we're talking!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Nov 25, 15:46:40
    - ... (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 25, 15:33:06
The man in the brown jacket at the front.. (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 24, 16:44:13
- You've gotta say though, of all the times we needed composure (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:47:20
- What noise do you reckon the guy behind him is making? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:46:12
  - The same noise everyone makes when their head is about to fall off (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 24, 16:51:44
- Harry Hill looks happy too (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 24, 16:45:51
"VAT is being cut to 15% from December 1, until the end of 2009." (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 24, 16:07:13
- Could've swore I heard on the radio that the 15% VAT thing could only happen after (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:25:05
  - no, the income tax rises to pay for it can only happen after an election (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 24, 16:29:15
    - That'll've been what I heard on the radio then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:37:37
      - "Hear it on the radio radio...." (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 24, 17:02:40
  - To be fair, they've chosen the least busy time of the year (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 24, 16:27:31
  - Stationery is really not the issue. Like I posted earlier, our study on (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:27:04
    - I think you'll find that pens are a massive issue (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 24, 16:29:12
      - What, the ones which keep writing 17.5% when you mean 15% ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:30:04
    - Yeah. I don't read your posts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:28:03
      - Miaow!. It's getting fuckern bitchy on here today. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:29:09
        
        out foxed (General Chat) - pants, Nov 24, 16:33:36
        
        I was only kidding. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:30:36
- Good (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 24, 16:18:52
  - Not to mention software systems (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:19:29
    - Meant that when I said systems (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 24, 16:22:05
- duties on petrol, alcohol and tobacco will all be hiked to ensure that their prices remain (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 24, 16:11:28
Ways of making Football better. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Nov 24, 16:00:44
- make the ball light up when it's kicked hard enough (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 24, 16:44:45
  - Winner for me (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 24, 18:22:33
  - you can tell you've got a small child (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:46:47
- Kill anyone who does a "humourous" goal celebration (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 24, 16:43:18
- Bring back good nets (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 24, 16:27:22
- Ban any supporters who sing 'You've lost that loving feeling' after they have scored (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 24, 16:26:25
- Free Bovril. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:26:15
  - Hmmm. Bovril. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Nov 24, 16:31:24
    - Nothing better than Bovril on a cold day. It'll gout you right up though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:32:12
  - Did you move on Saturday right after we went past you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 24, 16:27:17
    - Yeah, the acne ridden testosterone victims in the row in front were getting on my wick. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:29:42
      - fair enough, I think I was too drunk to care (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 24, 16:37:45
      - Not right after - we moved at half time. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:31:11
        
        Did you walk past me under the stand before the game? (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 24, 16:46:47
        
        I didn't know you were there - didn't notice you anyway. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:48:47
        
        Yeah, think it was you... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 24, 16:50:41
        
        And if it was before the game I would have been inhaling a cornish nasty. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:50:04
- have a trumpet instead of a whistle (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:23:10
  - the losing manager gets gunged at full time (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:24:50
    - By (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 24, 16:31:37
      - Dave Beson Phillips (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 24, 16:31:46
        
        he's just a poor man's Gary Wilmot (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 24, 16:37:21
        
        nail. head. (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 24, 16:40:52
        
        That poor man would be a very very poor man indeed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:39:59
    - and every player on the losing side gets their ears flicked (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 24, 16:26:23
- make it okay to take the corner a centimetre outside (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:22:43
- no forced chants before kickoff (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:21:29
  - Yes. Well said. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 24, 16:32:12
- no women in any positions of importance (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:20:20
  - Less clothes on female footballers. Or did someone already suggest that ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:24:48
    - no female footballers. (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:30:34
- No offside rule at all, and cyclops on the touchlines and goal-line (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:20:11
- make players wash their own kits (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:19:37
  - Anyone booked for diving, over celebrating, or having messages under their shirts (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:21:05
    - "Bring on the Wall!" (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 24, 16:24:19
- no gloves (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:19:05
- You must have a dwarf in goal (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 24, 16:18:12
  - If you can't find a dwarf, a regular keeper will do, but he has to stand in a pit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:20:10
    - has to have a tyre on each shoulder (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:23:41
    - or kneel with his boots tied to his knees. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:20:44
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:23:53
- Make 1 stand per ground a terrace (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Nov 24, 16:15:21
  - make 1 fan per ground a pig (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 24, 16:19:44
  - yes, yes, yes (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:15:51
- play four teams on the same pitch (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 24, 16:13:08
  - Anarchist football (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 24, 16:19:44
- Bring back water burgers. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 24, 16:09:53
  - yellow and green icepops (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:11:11
    - If I'm having winegums I *have* to have a yellow and green one together in one mouthful. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:12:02
      - Pants will like that (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:14:10
        
        I do, I do (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:15:26
- Steve - how does "the draft" work in Pretend Rugby? (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 24, 16:07:19
  - Serious answer (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:17:21
    - oh, and (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:18:41
      - Thanks, very interesting (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 24, 16:31:24
    - too many words (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:17:50
- posted it before (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:07:10
  - ... or unless you are officially certified as "Fast as Fuck". (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:09:41
    - yes (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:12:58
- Make the ball oblong, free substitution, helmets, shoulder pads and 4 downs for 10 yards (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:06:41
- Booze on terraces in big cups (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 24, 16:06:16
  - naked ladies to warm fans' cold legs at half time (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 24, 16:07:25
- shoot any player that i deem to be a cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 24, 16:04:07
- Introduce FOUR Balls for the last 5 mins of normal time, if its a draw. MUL-TIE-BALL! (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Nov 24, 16:02:53
  - no subs five minutes from time, no matter what (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:03:39
- Ticket price cap - Prem ?25 Champ ?20 League 1 ?15 League 2 and Conf ?10 (NCFC) - wgf500, Nov 24, 16:02:37
  - agree with that too (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:03:06
- salary cap of ?20k a week (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:01:21
- 1. Kick Prem team out of the League Cup, more chance of a smaller team getting to Wemberly (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Nov 24, 16:01:16
  - Scrap the League Cup... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 24, 16:15:06
    - yes, yes, yes (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:16:20
  - 2. Do the Cup Draws BEFORE the round's ties. If you know your getting Arsenal away... (NCFC) - songwriter81, Nov 24, 16:02:07
    - But if you know you're getting Barnsely away, erm (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:05:33
      - Never heard of em (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:06:19
        
        I think up there you spell it Barnsley (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:07:47
    - simple - Fair sharing of TV cash for all clubs (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 24, 16:04:26
Baz from Norwich on 606 (NCFC) - Small, Nov 23, 19:31:28
Bloody f@in bloody bollocking hell!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 23, 18:15:16
- zips (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 23, 18:21:01
  - F**kin B&Q (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 23, 18:21:51
    - I've been to B&Q today. Bought a wallpaper steamer offerer thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 23, 18:43:38
      - Give it some AB (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 23, 19:05:41
      - Poof. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 23, 18:53:15
        
        I think its brilliant you've bought a pub. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 23, 19:07:32
        
        Tumbly wants to move in with him (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 23, 19:29:47
        
        It's not that kind of pub. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 23, 19:39:47
        
        It's coping better than my bank balance.... (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 23, 19:15:51
        
        Surely AB loves his pens too much to be gay (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 23, 18:56:26
        
        I'm sure you do get bottomologist scientists. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 23, 19:08:50
        
        Your boyfreind, for a kick off. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 23, 19:18:07
        
        Blimey!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 23, 19:21:09
        
        I know! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 23, 19:21:41
        
        Gay spelling, if you ask me. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 23, 19:22:50
        
        da Vinci would've been seriously pen-orientated (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 23, 19:03:05
        
        Statue To Wilde (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 23, 19:15:24
    - still too young for your dream job? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 23, 18:35:06
      - No, well yes, but that's not the problem. (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 23, 19:04:28
So did anyone here go to the Offside bar in Islingtons... (NCFC) - Small, Nov 22, 23:53:20
- I did. (NCFC) - tim berry, Nov 23, 01:54:32
  - I did (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 23, 08:17:13
Saw plenty of heros tonight, from Doc taking one for the team, patty's composure, great (NCFC) - pants, Nov 22, 23:29:32
- Doc taking one for the team isn't praiseworthy (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 23, 12:08:31
- yes we beat the bottom team in the league (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 23:32:42
  - O (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 23:47:02
    - bsessed with misery? (NCFC) - pants, Nov 22, 23:57:33
  - beat 10 men for 70 minutes (SEVENTY) away from home (NCFC) - pants, Nov 22, 23:36:07
    - yeah i was obviously gutted (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 23:40:34
      - Cheers. Sorry you feel bullied on here too, Must be very difficult for you (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 22, 23:41:37
        
        yes it's terrible (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 23:43:21
        
        Don't have nightmares (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 22, 23:44:14
        
        Register for the betfair forums.. (NCFC) - Small, Nov 22, 23:57:38
  - and the players represent the club (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 23:34:30
    - SUPER NORWICH CITY (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 22, 23:37:46
Is Docherty suspended for the derby match? (NCFC) - roadrunner, Nov 22, 23:22:32
- Hopefully (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Nov 22, 23:39:47
  - for what its worth (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 22, 23:42:12
    - Clingan is a better CB than Docherty (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Nov 22, 23:45:18
      - we need clinghan in midfield, fozzy has been poor this season (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 22, 23:48:44
        
        Disagree (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Nov 22, 23:55:02
        
        lets leave the decisions to the manager (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 23, 00:00:10
        
        Drury's time has come (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 22, 23:59:08
        
        to late to argue (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Nov 22, 23:58:53
- 1. Palarse 2.Wednesday 3... (n/m) (NCFC) - rebus of a beehive, Nov 22, 23:35:41
- silentwiness got banned, and is back, whoa whoa!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 22, 23:26:23
If you had to make a baby out of some sticks and a pullover, what colour would you do it? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 22, 15:20:21
- yellow and green (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 22, 16:13:21
- bronze (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 22, 15:33:21
- green and yellow (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Nov 22, 15:24:41
- Mauve. I'm sorted for the scum game btw (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 22, 15:24:31
  - Let's go to the pub. Tumbly's on the M4. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 22, 15:25:41
    - I'm leaving in an hour. It's snowing it down here (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 22, 15:32:53
      - I've got a good feeling about todays game. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 22, 15:36:35
        
        Are you going to the Kings. Te Shed of Dreams and Beer Concrete should be fun this afternn (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 22, 15:54:48
        
        Me too - nice, warm pub, beer - great feeling. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 22, 15:48:57
So who could we realistically get in who would do a better job than Roeder. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 14:55:06
- Malky Mackay (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 22, 15:56:21
- Has anyone mentioned the Bowen/Crook Dream Team yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 22, 15:05:35
  - I would like to say, Crook and Bowen were the best players we have in last 10 years... (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 22, 15:12:06
    - So tell me why you think a manager who hasn't been in this country for years (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 15:17:48
      - I would the players who can pass the ball well will ask his player to pass the ball (NCFC) - XXL16, Nov 22, 15:28:36
      - it is clearly impossible (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 22, 15:19:35
    - ten years? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 22, 15:13:37
- George Graham (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 22, 15:02:06
- Capello, I can't understand why Delia hasn't been on the phone. (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 22, 14:59:17
- a manager who the players respect (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 14:57:03
  - If Roeder is to go (and I'm not yet convinced we'd be any better off) we need a manager... (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Nov 22, 15:07:51
  - Name some names then.. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 14:59:20
    - peter taylor at wycombe (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 15:05:39
      - Bottled every 'top' job he's ever had. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 15:07:07
        
        Is the correct answer (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Nov 22, 20:03:27
        
        Signed Trevor Benjamin and Ade Akinbiyi (NCFC) - pants, Nov 22, 15:12:56
        
        plenty of managers have signed akinbiyi (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 15:16:30
        
        for 5 MILLION? (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 15:18:11
        
        He does ok managing clubs who give him 2 seasons or so (NCFC) - pants, Nov 22, 15:27:03
        
        well he can't spend that here LOL (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 15:19:56
        
        He paid a million pounds for trevor benjamin (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 22, 15:17:10
        
        when he was 21 (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 15:20:59
        
        are we a top job? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 15:08:57
        
        Well our fans expect a lot more than we're currently delivering. (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 15:11:24
        
        got gillingham promoted (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 15:15:48
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 22, 15:06:39
This might be a misfit shambles of a squad, but (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 22, 14:50:07
- Kissingertastic (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 22, 15:27:10
- Indeed. Fortunately the Seltards of this world (I use the term advisedly) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 22, 14:51:59
  - Away fans love the seltards. (NCFC) - Small, Nov 22, 14:56:46
    - Yep. Unfortunately I've got tickets. hopefully I'll get flu:-( (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 22, 14:58:09
      - I take it that they're not off selwyns this time? (NCFC) - Small, Nov 22, 15:01:21
        
        Certainly wont ever ask that cheating c**t again. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 22, 15:03:05
tell me this rodent lovers-what will you do when he does go(will happen eventually u know) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 22, 14:11:51
- well we won't be able to afford anyone better that's for sure (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 22, 14:15:07
  - well when he does go it's the Board who have to (NCFC) - Chopper, Nov 22, 14:29:26
  - anyone better? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 14:18:52
    - well just 'anyone' really (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 22, 14:33:25
    - so if he does go who do you think would succeed him then? (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 22, 14:20:10
      - we someone ........... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 22, 14:28:03
        
        need , we need somone you know what I mean !! (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 22, 14:30:08
        
        haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 22, 14:30:37
      - i have no idea tbh (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 14:23:04
        
        Fact or just hearsay on here? (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 14:48:52
        
        nothing to do with what i've read on here... (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 14:49:27
        
        So what proof is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 14:51:03
        
        whatever it is isn't going to be 'proof' is it? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 14:56:04
        
        I just think its laughable when people state "i know for a fact" regarding something (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 14:58:16
        
        he heard it on Radio Broadland (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 22, 15:54:48
        
        plus i didn't come out with it (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 15:03:46
        
        i didn't give you an answer (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 15:00:54
        
        Yeah ok, you sound totally believable. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 15:03:10
        
        he has me totally convinced (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 22, 15:05:00
        
        i'm not asking to be believed LOL (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 15:04:50
        
        FACT FACT FACT (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 22, 15:06:16
        
        not a rumour (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 15:08:24
    - even grant had a better record than rodents last 30 odd games (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 22, 14:20:01
    - and in the worst ever manager polls (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 14:19:20
      - .... (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 22, 14:20:13
        
        hes up there with the duffys of this world thats for sure (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 22, 14:21:58
  - pressure him-he might just walk (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 22, 14:16:00
    - But he probably won't. And it would cost a lot of money to get rid of him and his staff (NCFC) - Small, Nov 22, 14:22:13
    - who do you think would succeed him then? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 22, 14:22:11
      - how familiar were you with the name of Owen Coyle (NCFC) - Chopper, Nov 22, 14:32:53
        
        so we just keep sacking managers until we get lucky then? (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 22, 14:34:09
        
        no-until the board do their homework and get the right man (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Nov 22, 14:35:38
        
        would it be any easier if I just "Oinked" at you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 22, 14:36:45
        
        chuckle (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 22, 14:38:06
      - Do you also have no idea? (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 22, 14:27:10
Holy Mother of Jeebus! Pictures! Pictures on the Wrath! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 17:09:46
- lolol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 21, 17:17:11
- We'll all be getting funky avaters next? (General Chat) - Small, Nov 21, 17:11:58
  - or that penguin knocking the other penguin in the water (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 21, 17:19:58
  - I'll get one of a massive great big pile of horses shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 17:17:45
    - you've already got one (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 21, 17:24:02
Where the hell did that^^ come from? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 21, 17:07:38
- you know the answer to that (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Nov 21, 17:09:48
I'd like to thank all my cousins, my campaign manager, my dog, betty in the tea room, trav (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 21, 16:15:16
- brian harvey from E17 ran over himself (General Chat) - Small, Nov 21, 17:16:58
Tomblander's wedding photos (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 21, 12:56:35
- Can't be real (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Nov 21, 13:17:57
  - perhaps this is more your thing? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 21, 13:36:56
    - Pretty well defended for a 16 year old (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 21, 13:52:45
  - Scroll right on down OG (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Nov 21, 13:24:06
  - Who cares - if it is trollage it's bloody good trollage (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 21, 13:20:48
    - Like this old classic (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 21, 13:21:22
      - It's trollage (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 21, 13:22:45
- Brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 21, 13:10:21
  - Gives you hope (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Nov 21, 13:23:28
  - that's you in 5 years time that is (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 21, 13:11:37
    - Comments on that site are brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 21, 13:15:37
- The best men/brothers don't look too impressed at the bridesmaid clumpage (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 21, 13:04:40
  - Can you imagine keeping a straight face when introduced ?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 21, 13:15:39
- good lord (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 21, 13:02:57
  - More like good lard than good lord! (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Nov 21, 13:07:08
    - Hey, don't take the piss. At least this bloke has broken his duck. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 21, 13:09:51
- she's a stunner (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 21, 12:58:32
Anyone want anything from Sainsburys? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 12:27:49
- Ant & Dec (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 21, 12:50:26
- Do they do sybians? I want to set one up for when Garry Brooke pole vaults into the King's (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 21, 12:49:21
  - Sybian, eh? Liking the sound of this. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Nov 21, 13:14:23
  - He'll probably fuck his calculations up and end up in Arkwrights (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 21, 12:56:23
    - haha! - did you get my email? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 21, 12:57:31
      - 4:37 (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 21, 13:03:43
  - Get one with huckerbys head on the end (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 21, 12:50:17
    - Flippin' nora - that combined with the fact Flecky sometimes pops in on a Saturday (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 21, 12:53:27
- Cake with Gerry Adams's face on it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 21, 12:39:08
- a dilithium crystal (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 21, 12:38:51
- Half a gram of charlie (General Chat) - King, Nov 21, 12:36:10
- If you pass the garage on the way out, can you get me some coal briquettes (General Chat) - pants, Nov 21, 12:35:51
- a sprout (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Nov 21, 12:33:50
  - My father in-law rung up my son the other week and asked him if mrs Tombs could get him (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 21, 12:36:47
  - Roti face (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 21, 12:34:25
- List compiled I shall return in due course. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 12:32:52
  - I love it when a flange comes together (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 21, 12:41:15
- can you get delia a paddle for shit creek? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Nov 21, 12:31:25
- An away win please (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 21, 12:31:21
- A mint condition 7" Vinyl copy of Ronnie Corbett's 'Fanny' (n/m) (General Chat) - Fanny Forrest, Nov 21, 12:31:10
- Gianluigi Buffon (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Nov 21, 12:30:38
- oh and a virgin called Olive who likes to be gently oiled. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 21, 12:29:18
- Apple Turnover with cream please (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Nov 21, 12:28:56
- 136 tubes of femfresh (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 21, 12:28:29
  - If I get you 137, I think you get one free. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 12:29:03
    - Thing is, if you don't get me exactly 136 (General Chat) - pants, Nov 21, 12:30:27
      - Surely everyones head falls off. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Nov 21, 12:31:12
        
        Ken Bigliest (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 21, 12:31:58
- a Leffe Blonde with big tits please. thankyoo (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Nov 21, 12:28:26
Worthington you twat! (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Nov 19, 21:53:06
- heard him babble a load crap on ssn earlier (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 19, 23:21:45
How do you make a Catholic Priest shag a Nun? (General Chat) - harry boulders, Nov 19, 18:42:53
- by osmosis (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Nov 19, 19:12:26
  - How much do Fulham want? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Nov 19, 19:13:23
    - 8000 (n/m) (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Nov 19, 19:16:28