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My mate won't walk over 3 drains, and the last time he avoided them like it was life of death, he tripped and fall in the bushes near by

Posted By: pants on November 24th 2008 at 16:15:26

Message Thread

Ways of making Football better. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Nov 24, 16:00:44
- make the ball light up when it's kicked hard enough (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 24, 16:44:45
  - Winner for me (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 24, 18:22:33
  - you can tell you've got a small child (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:46:47
- Kill anyone who does a "humourous" goal celebration (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 24, 16:43:18
- Bring back good nets (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 24, 16:27:22
- Ban any supporters who sing 'You've lost that loving feeling' after they have scored (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 24, 16:26:25
- Free Bovril. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:26:15
  - Hmmm. Bovril. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Nov 24, 16:31:24
    - Nothing better than Bovril on a cold day. It'll gout you right up though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:32:12
  - Did you move on Saturday right after we went past you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 24, 16:27:17
    - Yeah, the acne ridden testosterone victims in the row in front were getting on my wick. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:29:42
      - fair enough, I think I was too drunk to care (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 24, 16:37:45
      - Not right after - we moved at half time. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:31:11
        
        Did you walk past me under the stand before the game? (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 24, 16:46:47
        
        I didn't know you were there - didn't notice you anyway. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:48:47
        
        Yeah, think it was you... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 24, 16:50:41
        
        And if it was before the game I would have been inhaling a cornish nasty. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:50:04
- have a trumpet instead of a whistle (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:23:10
  - the losing manager gets gunged at full time (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:24:50
    - By (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 24, 16:31:37
      - Dave Beson Phillips (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 24, 16:31:46
        
        he's just a poor man's Gary Wilmot (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 24, 16:37:21
        
        nail. head. (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 24, 16:40:52
        
        That poor man would be a very very poor man indeed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:39:59
    - and every player on the losing side gets their ears flicked (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 24, 16:26:23
- make it okay to take the corner a centimetre outside (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:22:43
- no forced chants before kickoff (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:21:29
  - Yes. Well said. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 24, 16:32:12
- no women in any positions of importance (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:20:20
  - Less clothes on female footballers. Or did someone already suggest that ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:24:48
    - no female footballers. (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:30:34
- No offside rule at all, and cyclops on the touchlines and goal-line (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:20:11
- make players wash their own kits (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:19:37
  - Anyone booked for diving, over celebrating, or having messages under their shirts (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:21:05
    - "Bring on the Wall!" (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 24, 16:24:19
- no gloves (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:19:05
- You must have a dwarf in goal (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 24, 16:18:12
  - If you can't find a dwarf, a regular keeper will do, but he has to stand in a pit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:20:10
    - has to have a tyre on each shoulder (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:23:41
    - or kneel with his boots tied to his knees. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:20:44
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:23:53
- Make 1 stand per ground a terrace (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Nov 24, 16:15:21
  - make 1 fan per ground a pig (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 24, 16:19:44
  - yes, yes, yes (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:15:51
- play four teams on the same pitch (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 24, 16:13:08
  - Anarchist football (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 24, 16:19:44
- Bring back water burgers. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 24, 16:09:53
  - yellow and green icepops (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:11:11
    - If I'm having winegums I *have* to have a yellow and green one together in one mouthful. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:12:02
      - Pants will like that (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:14:10
        
        I do, I do (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:15:26
- Steve - how does "the draft" work in Pretend Rugby? (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 24, 16:07:19
  - Serious answer (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:17:21
    - oh, and (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:18:41
      - Thanks, very interesting (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 24, 16:31:24
    - too many words (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:17:50
- posted it before (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:07:10
  - ... or unless you are officially certified as "Fast as Fuck". (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:09:41
    - yes (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:12:58
- Make the ball oblong, free substitution, helmets, shoulder pads and 4 downs for 10 yards (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:06:41
- Booze on terraces in big cups (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 24, 16:06:16
  - naked ladies to warm fans' cold legs at half time (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 24, 16:07:25
- shoot any player that i deem to be a cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 24, 16:04:07
- Introduce FOUR Balls for the last 5 mins of normal time, if its a draw. MUL-TIE-BALL! (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Nov 24, 16:02:53
  - no subs five minutes from time, no matter what (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:03:39
- Ticket price cap - Prem ?25 Champ ?20 League 1 ?15 League 2 and Conf ?10 (NCFC) - wgf500, Nov 24, 16:02:37
  - agree with that too (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:03:06
- salary cap of ?20k a week (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:01:21
- 1. Kick Prem team out of the League Cup, more chance of a smaller team getting to Wemberly (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Nov 24, 16:01:16
  - Scrap the League Cup... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 24, 16:15:06
    - yes, yes, yes (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:16:20
  - 2. Do the Cup Draws BEFORE the round's ties. If you know your getting Arsenal away... (NCFC) - songwriter81, Nov 24, 16:02:07
    - But if you know you're getting Barnsely away, erm (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:05:33
      - Never heard of em (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:06:19
        
        I think up there you spell it Barnsley (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:07:47
    - simple - Fair sharing of TV cash for all clubs (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 24, 16:04:26

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