play four teams on the same pitch

one goal on each side of the pitch. leave the balls in the goals and count them up at the end. Team with fewest balls in their nets gets the three points.

reducing the number of games per season by 3/4 will allow more time for interesting things like protesting and arguing about pie-fillings

Posted By: Dave in France on November 24th 2008 at 16:13:08

Message Thread

Ways of making Football better. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Nov 24, 16:00:44
- make the ball light up when it's kicked hard enough (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 24, 16:44:45
  - Winner for me (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Nov 24, 18:22:33
  - you can tell you've got a small child (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:46:47
- Kill anyone who does a "humourous" goal celebration (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 24, 16:43:18
- Bring back good nets (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 24, 16:27:22
- Ban any supporters who sing 'You've lost that loving feeling' after they have scored (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 24, 16:26:25
- Free Bovril. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:26:15
  - Hmmm. Bovril. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Nov 24, 16:31:24
    - Nothing better than Bovril on a cold day. It'll gout you right up though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:32:12
  - Did you move on Saturday right after we went past you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 24, 16:27:17
    - Yeah, the acne ridden testosterone victims in the row in front were getting on my wick. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:29:42
      - fair enough, I think I was too drunk to care (NCFC) - Brandonio, Nov 24, 16:37:45
      - Not right after - we moved at half time. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:31:11
        
        Did you walk past me under the stand before the game? (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 24, 16:46:47
        
        I didn't know you were there - didn't notice you anyway. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:48:47
        
        Yeah, think it was you... (NCFC) - Brom, Nov 24, 16:50:41
        
        And if it was before the game I would have been inhaling a cornish nasty. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:50:04
- have a trumpet instead of a whistle (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:23:10
  - the losing manager gets gunged at full time (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:24:50
    - By (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 24, 16:31:37
      - Dave Beson Phillips (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Nov 24, 16:31:46
        
        he's just a poor man's Gary Wilmot (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 24, 16:37:21
        
        nail. head. (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 24, 16:40:52
        
        That poor man would be a very very poor man indeed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:39:59
    - and every player on the losing side gets their ears flicked (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 24, 16:26:23
- make it okay to take the corner a centimetre outside (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:22:43
- no forced chants before kickoff (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:21:29
  - Yes. Well said. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 24, 16:32:12
- no women in any positions of importance (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:20:20
  - Less clothes on female footballers. Or did someone already suggest that ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:24:48
    - no female footballers. (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:30:34
- No offside rule at all, and cyclops on the touchlines and goal-line (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:20:11
- make players wash their own kits (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:19:37
  - Anyone booked for diving, over celebrating, or having messages under their shirts (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:21:05
    - "Bring on the Wall!" (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 24, 16:24:19
- no gloves (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:19:05
- You must have a dwarf in goal (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 24, 16:18:12
  - If you can't find a dwarf, a regular keeper will do, but he has to stand in a pit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:20:10
    - has to have a tyre on each shoulder (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:23:41
    - or kneel with his boots tied to his knees. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:20:44
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:23:53
- Make 1 stand per ground a terrace (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Nov 24, 16:15:21
  - make 1 fan per ground a pig (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 24, 16:19:44
  - yes, yes, yes (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:15:51
- play four teams on the same pitch (NCFC) - Dave in France, Nov 24, 16:13:08
  - Anarchist football (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Nov 24, 16:19:44
- Bring back water burgers. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Nov 24, 16:09:53
  - yellow and green icepops (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:11:11
    - If I'm having winegums I *have* to have a yellow and green one together in one mouthful. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:12:02
      - Pants will like that (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:14:10
        
        I do, I do (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:15:26
- Steve - how does "the draft" work in Pretend Rugby? (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 24, 16:07:19
  - Serious answer (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:17:21
    - oh, and (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:18:41
      - Thanks, very interesting (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 24, 16:31:24
    - too many words (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:17:50
- posted it before (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:07:10
  - ... or unless you are officially certified as "Fast as Fuck". (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 24, 16:09:41
    - yes (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 24, 16:12:58
- Make the ball oblong, free substitution, helmets, shoulder pads and 4 downs for 10 yards (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:06:41
- Booze on terraces in big cups (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Nov 24, 16:06:16
  - naked ladies to warm fans' cold legs at half time (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 24, 16:07:25
- shoot any player that i deem to be a cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 24, 16:04:07
- Introduce FOUR Balls for the last 5 mins of normal time, if its a draw. MUL-TIE-BALL! (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Nov 24, 16:02:53
  - no subs five minutes from time, no matter what (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:03:39
- Ticket price cap - Prem ?25 Champ ?20 League 1 ?15 League 2 and Conf ?10 (NCFC) - wgf500, Nov 24, 16:02:37
  - agree with that too (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:03:06
- salary cap of ?20k a week (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:01:21
- 1. Kick Prem team out of the League Cup, more chance of a smaller team getting to Wemberly (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Nov 24, 16:01:16
  - Scrap the League Cup... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Nov 24, 16:15:06
    - yes, yes, yes (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:16:20
  - 2. Do the Cup Draws BEFORE the round's ties. If you know your getting Arsenal away... (NCFC) - songwriter81, Nov 24, 16:02:07
    - But if you know you're getting Barnsely away, erm (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:05:33
      - Never heard of em (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 24, 16:06:19
        
        I think up there you spell it Barnsley (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 24, 16:07:47
    - simple - Fair sharing of TV cash for all clubs (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Nov 24, 16:04:26

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