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Darren Ward to play on Saturday? (NCFC) - earthleakage, Aug 1, 15:03:34
- remember when we played arsenal away (NCFC) - otbc2006, Aug 1, 16:04:15
  - would have been better if it had been Ward (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Aug 1, 16:10:12
- Did he ever make an appearance for us? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 1, 15:18:05
  - on as sub (NCFC) - south, Aug 1, 15:19:35
    - And looked a bit shaky that day too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 15:21:44
      - This Ole House (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 15:28:09
Middle East Debate (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 13:51:24
- At the risk of sounded ignorant... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 1, 14:20:45
  - Agreed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 1, 14:22:02
  - Would you lile me to discuss my cock? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 1, 14:22:00
    - What is your like cock loj? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 14:24:46
      - The cooler weather has made it perk up a little, It will soon be chasing the hens again. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 1, 14:27:04
        
        was watching love island in the pub last night (not intentionally) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 14:30:07
        
        and then your knob would fall off (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 1, 14:39:58
        
        then they could cut to that diary room bit where I'd be close up to the camera (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 14:52:59
        
        I would'nt let ITV cut mine out! (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 1, 14:35:24
      - words mixed up violation (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 14:25:06
    - was that in the list?.. (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 1, 14:23:16
- Quite interesting. Especially Fal5taff's link to the paper on US foreign policy. (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 14:06:24
  - Saved those particular 83 pages for later. Looks interesting though. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 14:07:08
    - Same here. Heavy going for a stuffy Tuesday afternoon with a minimized screen. (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 14:08:45
- Agreed but..................... (General Chat) - Worthy is King, Aug 1, 13:56:54
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 14:00:13
- I haven't really got involved as too be honest (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 1, 13:55:46
- middle east is 1000s of miles away anyway, dosent affect us (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Aug 1, 13:55:02
  - First They Came for the Jews (General Chat) - David Icke, Aug 1, 14:59:07
  - its all a bit heavy for my liking and Ive no idea what the fuck anyones on about! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 1, 14:21:16
  - clever wind up, keep it up michael in the usa (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 13:57:02
    - be honest, is it keeping u awake @ night???? (General Chat) - otbc2006, Aug 1, 13:58:35
      - Does none of it worry you cos you live in safe lovely England? (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 14:01:42
        
        are u suggesting that within our lifetimes we will have a war (General Chat) - otbc2006, Aug 1, 14:05:46
        
        I am deeply worried about the conflict, I dread the though of the Kings running out of (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 1, 14:14:21
        
        don't worry Armageddon will be here before then (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 1, 14:46:36
        
        If you are interested, Check out Venezuelas economy due to them (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 14:14:09
        
        bit slow, but he 31, did a couple of good runs on goal, and laid (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 14:11:37
        
        Don't be daft (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 14:07:28
        
        Well, you've gotter die one way or another, haven't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 14:03:25
        
        like by osmosis or triffid (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 1, 14:08:44
        
        My Nan's neigbour did that. Went to sleep fit as a fiddle, next morning woke up dead (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 14:10:06
        
        I always wondered how you could wake up dead (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 1, 14:40:50
        
        i presume you're taking the piss.... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 1, 14:22:38
        
        Nanspeak intut (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 14:44:58
      - I haven't got into a paddy since (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 14:00:01
        
        lol. Is he still not replying to your letters? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 14:04:09
        
        She obviously thought I was (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 14:05:23
        
        Strange that. Mine thought I was Phil McCavity. (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 14:07:35
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 14:08:30
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Aug 1, 13:55:19
- Haha - I was thinking that a minute ago, which is why I stopped (General Chat) - WorthyHatesFans, Aug 1, 13:53:45
- I agree - I did try with the yoghurt debate but it didn't kick off as much as I'd hoped! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 1, 13:52:06
Say, right, what about, if once, ok, you were near an entrance hole and... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 1, 12:44:22
- What flavour soup? Would the soup contain admirable croutons? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 12:50:19
  - Cock a leekie and yes... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 1, 12:59:54
    - In that case I'd skulk in the scullery, avoiding eye contact (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 13:03:01
      - Once again, again! - it is an 'either/or' type scenario not a flippin' free-for-all where (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 1, 13:05:57
        
        When will you realise we will not be pigeonholed... (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 13:13:45
        
        or you could try Mulligtawny (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 1, 13:11:34
- I would try to imagine what Elvis would do, and do that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 12:48:25
  - Once again - it is an 'either/or' type scenario not a flippin' free-for-all where you get (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 1, 12:52:20
    - You misunderstand, flappy head. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 12:53:23
      - if so, then answer (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 1, 12:54:06
        
        I don't know, what would Elvis do? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 12:54:30
        
        wilt (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 1, 12:58:42
        
        Yeah, probably do that then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 12:59:50
        
        A bit of a struggle, but got there in the end. Thanks. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 1, 13:01:33
- Not sure really. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 1, 12:47:25
  - "Tudders really must try harder, with more application he could actually become a chunky (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 1, 12:49:41
    - I'm getting a flat soon. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 1, 12:57:05
      - What happened to the monstrously feared return to Nadge? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 1, 13:04:11
        
        6 months. Got to go bye. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 1, 13:10:31
      - A flat what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 12:58:17
        
        Head. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 1, 13:00:23
- What's that got to do with Bodger out of Bodger and Badger? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 1, 12:45:14
  - nothing (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 1, 12:47:50
    - not really a dilemma (General Chat) - shoddy, Aug 1, 12:51:29
A Brush With Fame. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 1, 12:37:40
- Used to drink (General Chat) - romayellow, Aug 1, 13:32:05
- Bill Maynard sweated near me once, outside the Old Brewery House in Reepham (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 1, 12:46:26
  - Unwashed no doubt ... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 1, 12:50:32
- Bit of a substance abuser, I've heard. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 12:43:22
  - I heard worse than that ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 1, 12:44:00
    - I had heard that there's a very good reason ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 12:45:40
- Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Aug 1, 12:42:18
- No idea who he/she is or what the prog is you refer to... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 1, 12:40:30
  - I suspect it's one of those kids programmes that poncy, work-shy students watch (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 1, 12:45:50
    - No, it's just shit. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 1, 12:49:09
  - Here... (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 1, 12:43:42
- did you ask him where badger was? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 1, 12:39:58
  - Turning tricks 'round the back of King's Cross to feed his crack habit (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 12:43:01
  - He's quite bitter about that. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 1, 12:41:18
Looks like Castro on way out (NCFC) - Mushy Pea, Aug 1, 12:21:24
- whos he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Norfolk Coast, Aug 1, 13:00:15
- He might already be dead (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Aug 1, 12:22:05
  - They're only a short swim from Haiti (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 12:22:56
    - Voodoo is actually quite a cool concept (NCFC) - Mushy Pea, Aug 1, 12:25:54
      - Unless you like making love whilst blood is raining down on you (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Aug 1, 12:48:01
        
        Sounds alright to me, although (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 13:12:21
        
        I went out with a bird foo yares goo who probably wouldn't have minded. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 12:49:16
        
        you obviously... (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Aug 1, 13:15:40
    - Stop being silly (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 1, 12:23:42
      - Not possible. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 12:26:07
        
        Yes it is (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 1, 12:28:26
        
        No it isn't. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 12:29:14
        
        I saw you get all serious on CN... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 1, 12:30:03
Israeli cunts (NCFC) - Mushy Pea, Aug 1, 12:07:04
- If Hezbollah set up camp in Calais (NCFC) - Cannydc, Aug 1, 12:42:33
  - No we would not bomb the hell out of France!! What are you are? (n/m) (NCFC) - greendude, Aug 1, 13:15:16
  - Sorry I hate this view of Israel being victims - they have continually killed more... (NCFC) - greendude, Aug 1, 13:07:04
  - That might be a reasonable response to us bombing Paris ... (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 1, 13:00:02
  - Are you saying we should blanket bomb the south of France then? ... (NCFC) - bjt, Aug 1, 12:55:09
- Very simplistic (NCFC) - romayellow, Aug 1, 12:32:03
  - Agreed (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Aug 1, 12:47:33
  - where ever you have an extreme ...... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 1, 12:45:59
  - Isreal response is out of all proportion... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 1, 12:43:24
  - romayellow - agree totally - I speak as someone with relatives 5 miles from Haifa... (n/m) (NCFC) - Beth Nal Green, Aug 1, 12:42:57
- PROTEST THIS SAT LONDON. www.stopwar.org.uk - details of cooches from Norwich (n/m) (NCFC) - greendude, Aug 1, 12:26:21
  - Fuck that (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 1, 12:56:08
  - www.stoptheterrorists.org (NCFC) - Cannydc, Aug 1, 12:37:23
    - I heard they are thinking of renaming it StopBushandBlair.org (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 1, 13:07:51
    - It's how you go about doing it that bothers me - anyway that site doesn't work (n/m) (NCFC) - greendude, Aug 1, 13:01:53
    - terrorists on both sides? (NCFC) - pants, Aug 1, 13:01:14
  - where is the protest? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Aug 1, 12:28:48
    - Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 12:31:28
    - Starts at Hyde Park speakers corner midday - details on website (n/m) (NCFC) - greendude, Aug 1, 12:31:22
    - London. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 12:30:13
  - Good use of "cooches"... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 1, 12:27:13
- Agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 1, 12:23:01
- Fuck them all, let them blow eachother up i could not give a fuck (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 1, 12:09:27
  - America has contributed hugely to the problems in the middle east (NCFC) - pants, Aug 1, 12:11:49
    - we are just another state of America & I don't like it, I would like to tell the Americans (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 1, 12:14:58
    - Spot on (NCFC) - Mushy Pea, Aug 1, 12:12:52
      - Prestwick I heard (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 12:32:18
        
        Prestwick was stopped, so they've allowed the use of Mildenhall (n/m) (NCFC) - bjt, Aug 1, 13:00:27
- good war just war syndrome (NCFC) - pants, Aug 1, 12:09:15
  - Dont get me wrong (NCFC) - Mushy Pea, Aug 1, 12:11:45
    - Inteesting articles from the Times (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Aug 1, 12:38:45
Which Norwich Player will get crocked first????? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 1, 11:54:28
- THorne must be favourite (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Aug 2, 05:48:56
- Thorne is the fashionable bash isn't he? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 1, 12:00:43
  - deffo (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 1, 12:02:18
    - small point about thorne, isn't he good at penalties? (NCFC) - pants, Aug 1, 12:03:25
      - If we had a penalty and we needed to score it to go up... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 1, 12:11:58
        
        Not Huckerby! (NCFC) - Declan, Aug 1, 13:26:47
        
        Huckerby, without a shadow of a doubt. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 12:15:07
        
        In that situation, I wouldn't be confident about anyone (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 1, 12:12:59
        
        I bet Safri takes a good pen. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 12:16:46
        
        Wouldn't be Huckerby for me... (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 1, 12:12:41
        
        Yeah, I've seen Hucks fluff them before... (n/m) (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Aug 1, 12:19:34
- Croft, obviously. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 11:56:12
  - Nah Safri (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 1, 11:56:39
    - Gallagher (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 11:59:21
    - Earnie (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 1, 11:57:32
Minor Rant (General Chat) - romayellow, Aug 1, 11:28:54
- Go to "Just add Water" i think its still open, got huge range of shorts last time i went i (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Aug 1, 12:05:16
- 3/4 lenghts are quality... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 1, 11:47:41
  - Or even lengths (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 1, 11:49:16
    - zzz (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 1, 11:49:42
      - You love it :o) (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 1, 11:52:55
        
        i hate it more from D&C for some reason! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 1, 11:53:54
        
        Did she turn you down or something? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 1, 11:59:42
        
        i wouldnt touch her with yours! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 1, 12:01:17
        
        What a gentleman you are! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 1, 12:45:44
- Officers Club (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 1, 11:39:05
- Try Republic: 2 for ?25 (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 11:34:14
- Primark (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 11:33:27
- i had the same problem (General Chat) - roland rat, Aug 1, 11:32:00
  - bollocks (General Chat) - romayellow, Aug 1, 11:37:36
- Debenhams. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 11:31:50
- I got a couple of nice pairs in Jarrold and House of Fraser (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 1, 11:31:13
- have you been to USC or shops in Timberhill? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 1, 11:30:24
  - Didnt try there (General Chat) - romayellow, Aug 1, 11:38:28
So Lee Croft is 5ft 9in and 12st 11lb... (NCFC) - Dog, Aug 1, 11:14:59
- Body Mass Index is not the correct way to assess sportsmen... (NCFC) - vstevenson, Aug 1, 13:01:14
- Good God! I'm three stone over-weight! (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Aug 1, 12:17:07
  - I'm perfect (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 12:22:18
  - No, s'alright, I'm being thick (again)! It's only a stone and a half! (NCFC) - DJ Ginga, Aug 1, 12:18:49
- Blimey. That's a bit porky. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 11:18:31
TFFO Fantasy Football - Registration details here... (Other Football) - Yellalee, Aug 1, 11:11:21
- i paid 6 quid for the telegraph!! n/m (n/m) (Other Football) - roland rat, Aug 1, 11:33:42
  - I've signed up for that by accident thinking it was tffo online (Other Football) - pants, Aug 1, 11:38:01
    - I'll beat you. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 11:38:38
  - Newsagent saw you coming. Didn't you check your change before leaving the shop? (n/m) (Other Football) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 11:35:18
    - chuckle (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 1, 11:38:42
official site (NCFC) - roland rat, Aug 1, 10:51:08
- your not being very helpful are you? n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - roland rat, Aug 1, 11:00:41
  - I get the same rr (NCFC) - pants, Aug 1, 11:03:28
- It's a tribute to the late Steve Foley (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 1, 10:53:25
  - Don't you mean Worthington's? (n/m) (NCFC) - Berliner Mauer, Aug 1, 10:53:49
- Move the fridge out of the way (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 1, 10:52:28
  - lol (NCFC) - Ben, Aug 1, 10:53:03
  - ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 10:53:01
so crewe say that (NCFC) - roland rat, Aug 1, 10:30:54
- Is Jon September any good though? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 10:37:04
  - He got shot in the arse when he played for Liverpool (n/m) (NCFC) - Berliner Mauer, Aug 1, 10:38:00
    - Did Darren Bent do it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 10:39:07
      - Dean Ashton? (n/m) (NCFC) - Berliner Mauer, Aug 1, 10:40:48
- Morning Hucks (n/m) (NCFC) - Berliner Mauer, Aug 1, 10:36:21
FAO: Airlines (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 10:20:45
- Once at Schiphol they made a fat geezer move from the front of the (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 10:32:00
  - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 10:43:36
    - I'm often astounded by your maturity (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 1, 10:44:54
      - lol, coming from your that is fucking priceless (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 10:45:56
        
        Yeah... (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 1, 10:46:36
        
        Yeah, that makes loads of sense (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 10:47:42
    - Coat with a zip on? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 1, 10:44:06
- Ha ha ..... (General Chat) - meeky, Aug 1, 10:30:59
  - So your daughter is a first class Virgin stewardess who likes it both ways and (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 10:33:04
    - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 10:42:46
      - Yeah fucking flymo as well (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 10:44:07
        
        Flymos aren't that flash. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 10:45:37
        
        Thinking about it, there's no fucking way Huckerby would have a flymo. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 10:48:23
        
        Nowt wrong with Black and Decker (n/m) (General Chat) - Berliner Mauer, Aug 1, 10:47:34
      - Vibrator? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 1, 10:43:33
    - No Janes daughter .... (General Chat) - meeky, Aug 1, 10:36:22
      - Actually no (General Chat) - Josef K, Aug 1, 10:39:46
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Berliner Mauer, Aug 1, 10:34:52
      - Weg! Du musst Weg! (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 1, 10:35:54
- don't take so many outfits and spangly shoes, you are, after all, a bloke (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 1, 10:27:42
  - Right, yeah, we went to the Dom Rep for 2 (two) weeks. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 10:34:14
    - The Morgan Freeman/Brad Pitt film or Jeri Ryan? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 1, 10:37:59
    - Why would she need that many? (n/m) (General Chat) - Berliner Mauer, Aug 1, 10:35:24
      - Mrs. AB is actually a caterpillar. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 10:36:57
        
        zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 10:43:13
        
        Irritated bluebottle? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 1, 10:43:45
    - Stops her packing more chocolate (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 10:35:18
      - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 10:44:01
      - And also leaves no room if she wants to being yet more clothes back (n/m) (General Chat) - Berliner Mauer, Aug 1, 10:37:18
  - But THOSE spangly shoes don't go with THAT outfit. (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 10:29:58
- Climate criminal (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 10:25:23
  - I know. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 10:27:07
    - Really, though, the answer is to kill all vegans and vegetarians... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 1, 10:32:20
      - haha (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 11:00:30
        
        We got a box of 10 energy efficient lightbulbs as a wedding pressie. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 11:03:23
- Fair point well made... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 1, 10:25:05
- Flyers should be made to stand on the scales WITH their luggage (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 10:23:45
- eat your luggage (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 1, 10:21:45
How do you minimise FM06 when playing???... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 1, 10:18:39
- Look down a telescope at it the wrong way (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 1, 10:40:34
  - Good idea. Or wear your glasses backwards. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 10:42:09
    - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 10:44:45
    - Or alternatively sit 10 feet from your desk (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 10:43:00
      - Use an old 1990s 13-inch monitor from out of the company's storeroom. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 10:44:55
- sprinkle it in shrinkdust (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 1, 10:28:03
- F11 on a Mac (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 10:27:04
- Press the button on the keyboard which brings up the start menu (n/m) (General Chat) - City4ever, Aug 1, 10:23:22
  - (Or the one next to it.) (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Aug 1, 10:36:20
- windows button? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 1, 10:22:50
  - yeah I know Id just prefer to minimise! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 1, 10:23:14
    - Well pressing that would give you the option to minimise... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Aug 1, 10:35:08
  - S'what I was thinking (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Aug 1, 10:23:07
- surely you can run another window full screen (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 1, 10:22:21
  - Before you start the game (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 1, 10:23:43
    - it had to be done mate i'm bored silly... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 1, 10:25:14
the bloke that says... (NCFC) - johnmcdowellshair, Jul 31, 17:16:00
- he's the man that was managing the assistant kit (part-time) before we got Dan. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 17:18:49
  - Dan the kit man has caught the NCFC disease i hear. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Duke of Norfolk, Jul 31, 17:35:54
Why is Chocolate better than Sex? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 16:44:46
- I like the look of... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 17:23:05
- A finger of fudge is just enough ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 17:09:39
  - maybe for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 17:16:09
- You're doing it wrong! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 31, 16:56:18
- You're not doing it right (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 31, 16:52:31
- tastes nicer (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 16:46:52
- Cheaper (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 16:45:13
  - You still pay for it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 31, 16:47:47
    - Yeah, you get told off for stealing from shops, especially at my age (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 16:48:25
      - lol, reminds me of the old Gaz Xbox gag. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 31, 16:58:13
        
        That was one of the funniest things ever on this board (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 31, 18:20:48
        
        Went something like (General Chat) - pants, Jul 31, 18:22:10
      - I meant sex you dickwad (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 31, 16:49:22
Spooky thing just happened. (General Chat) - Mrs Slocombe, Jul 31, 16:13:48
- Old saddo music, I bought a Blondie & a Squeeze CD last week. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 31, 16:19:28
- People who listen to Iron Maiden deserve all the evil that happens to them. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 16:16:32
  - does Metallica fit the same bracket? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 16:17:24
    - Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 16:17:47
      - What? (General Chat) - romayellow, Jul 31, 16:19:05
        
        Band for pimply 14-year-olds. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 16:26:54
        
        I reckon he's one of those sock and sandal types (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 16:21:50
        
        Possibily (General Chat) - romayellow, Jul 31, 16:25:38
        
        sounds like an "Art of Noise" album (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 16:32:43
        
        Sandal boy. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 16:28:29
- thats not spooky (General Chat) - otbc2006, Jul 31, 16:15:45
  - I never pretended it was interesting!! Just spooky. (n/m) (General Chat) - Mrs Slocombe, Jul 31, 16:19:35
- yup defo with that taste in music (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 16:14:57
Any Bristol canaries about or people that know Bristol? (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jul 31, 16:10:47
- bit late but (General Chat) - Bristol Rob, Jul 31, 21:09:20
- La Grotta on Union Street (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Jul 31, 16:54:53
  - Here is a photo (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Jul 31, 17:01:41
- Try the Harvester in Cribbs Causeway... (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 31, 16:46:50
- Little Chef (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 16:33:37
- Burger King is supposed to be good. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 31, 16:20:23
- If only mbk was here. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 16:12:20
First anniversary gift ideas (General Chat) - admckechnie, Jul 31, 15:58:16
- try a night in a nice hotel (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 16:57:54
- Thanks guys, basket of porn it is!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Jul 31, 16:29:30
- .............. (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 16:12:54
- Nurofen (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 16:12:24
- Your names in Chinese script, printed on rice paper & framed (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 31, 16:09:57
- An invite for dinner made from some kind of Origami type animal (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 16:07:02
- Or be romantic & put a notice in your local paper telling her of your unstinting love for (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 31, 16:05:19
- Deep fat fryer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 16:03:00
  - Anniversary dinner: Deep fried paper with chilli dipping sauce (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 31, 16:05:06
- a tree (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 16:02:03
- a basket of porn (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Jul 31, 16:00:42
  - a dildo cos you cant be shagging now, surely! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 16:05:29
- Ream of 80gsm. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 31, 15:59:35
- News of the World? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 31, 15:59:23
  - yeah, on the right lines I guess!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, Jul 31, 16:00:39
you really can't beat a bit of 80's music (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 15:53:06
- 80's was the worst decade for music ever (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 31, 16:20:46
  - i already know you're mental (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 16:31:14
- Get yourself 'The Business' on DVD. Some cracking tunes on the soundtrack (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 31, 15:58:32
  - That is a cracking album (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 31, 15:59:33
- I love 80's tunes (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:56:20
- You talk like PK. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:55:10
  - maybe i am pk (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 15:56:00
    - Would explain many things (n/m) (General Chat) - romayellow, Jul 31, 16:00:26
      - would it really alan (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 16:02:57
    - I saw PK from a distance at the game on Saturday (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 31, 15:58:23
      - I mentioned that I knew he was there but didn't say how I knew (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 16:08:04
croft in norwich shirt (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 31, 15:25:44
- He made his mind up straight away? (NCFC) - Ben, Jul 31, 16:19:02
  - his dad didn't want him to move so far away apparently. which really is very stupid (NCFC) - PaulMcVeighGirl, Jul 31, 22:17:46
  - He went home to discuss It with his family (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 16:23:56
    - like you fucking know!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 16:29:56
- he sounds like a nice bloke (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 31, 15:53:28
  - like what (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 15:54:50
    - think he's on about us signing "one" player.... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 15:57:03
    - well last week some people were going on about last season putting off players (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 31, 15:56:51
      - we've signed ONE player (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 15:59:23
        
        what im saying is, when it was said he was going back to think over the deal (NCFC) - lurd, Jul 31, 16:06:27
        
        no-one else came in for him did they???.. (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 16:08:41
        
        it's like telepathy (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 16:09:47
        
        its also... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 16:10:33
        
        nobody else wanted him (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 16:08:06
      - what are you basing that one on... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 15:58:31
        
        again we are in full agreement (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 16:00:08
        
        well its bollox aint it?..... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 16:03:20
- anybody doe an alec stewart impression (NCFC) - south, Jul 31, 15:41:04
- Looks like that bloke who used to be in Blue (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 15:36:13
  - No he doesn't... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 15:40:52
    - well you know who I meant so he must do a little! (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 15:44:10
      - Because the others... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 15:45:40
        
        Well there we go then, he already looks more like that one, than he does the others (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 15:56:55
        
        That's like saying you look like one of the people who used to be in Eternal... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 15:59:05
        
        What's your point? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 16:08:32
        
        It's complete tosh - much like your blue comment (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 16:16:09
        
        thing is... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 16:04:52
        
        Ha! (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 16:08:47
        
        cross between him and that bloke from corrie! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 16:09:56
        
        Can see why you think he looks like the bloke from Corrie (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 16:15:59
        
        All hail you then as If you think he looks like him, he must do (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 16:18:41
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 15:51:11
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - otbc2006, Jul 31, 15:46:22
  - Did you check your bedroom posters? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 31, 15:37:23
    - No (NCFC) - conker, Jul 31, 15:38:13
- He really doesn't look like a footballer (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 15:27:11
  - Was just thinking that. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:28:10
    - yeah good shout, had his way wiv jade goody if i recall correctly (NCFC) - otbc2006, Jul 31, 15:45:46
      - those were the days (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 15:49:13
    - pj (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 15:30:53
      - Harvey? (n/m) (NCFC) - romayellow, Jul 31, 15:53:05
      - o'rourke? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 31, 15:31:59
      - and Duncan? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 15:31:49
Caption competition (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jul 31, 15:20:09
- It's explained to Croft how supportive the Carrow Road crowd is of... (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, Aug 1, 10:21:04
- "I thought Ashton had gone to West Ham" (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 16:13:30
- No I can't jump any f*****g higher----- (Other Football) - Mrs Slocombe, Jul 31, 15:55:35
- City's new signing falls foul of Andy Hughes's patented tiger-scaring device (n/m) (Other Football) - mr carra, Jul 31, 15:42:48
- Welcome to the club (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jul 31, 15:37:15
- "BBC web page featuring transfer of Lee Croft to Norwich City" (Other Football) - DonLogan, Jul 31, 15:28:55
- ffs Worthy has asked me to play in my correct position. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Jul 31, 15:24:10
- "Croft made 25 appearances for City last season" (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:23:44
- keep still - I won't bite - hard (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:21:20
- Croft spots Himsworth in crowd at CR (n/m) (Other Football) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jul 31, 15:20:45
  - Haha... (Other Football) - Brom, Jul 31, 15:27:43
  - looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 15:21:59
    - Wait for the 'Spack pack' comment from Himmers (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Jul 31, 15:30:48
      - blubby blub, spacker! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 31, 17:57:03
      - good saying tho, if somewat juvenile (n/m) (Other Football) - otbc2006, Jul 31, 15:47:48
    - laughing (Other Football) - Dog, Jul 31, 15:24:12
I have to say you lot must have had a hard weekend. Your spelling is appalling today! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 14:51:37
- are you an English Teacher? (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 31, 15:05:54
  - and even if you are.... (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 15:13:37
    - don't worry - no i'm not - every teacher i've met has been condescending... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:15:28
      - A bit like you coming on here and telling us off for bad spelling? (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 31, 15:24:03
        
        had one - wore it out (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:26:01
        
        I think you mean the batteries died (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 31, 15:30:35
        
        I'm not your typical woman. (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:42:30
      - There was a teacher on the National Lottery Quiz the other week. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 31, 15:22:35
        
        and they're the ones keeping the population going - very worrying (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:25:26
        
        Was the question read out or written down? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:25:05
        
        Both. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 31, 15:27:57
        
        In the interests of balance, though ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:30:17
        
        What can I do? I'm married. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 31, 15:34:11
        
        Oh. Fair play. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:38:00
        
        apart from that tasty young fella (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:43:02
        
        The lucky bastard that snogged Emila Fox? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:47:31
        
        Yep. She is lovely as is her father (no tits though) (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:49:16
        
        *something* (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 15:25:51
- reading on football rumours last night (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 14:57:37
- hurhurhurhur you said hard (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 14:56:41
  - your name reminds me of a brand of butter (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 14:58:23
    - what steve? (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 15:10:31
      - pak (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:13:44
        
        racist (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 15:23:24
        
        lur (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:28:45
    - w (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 31, 15:00:58
      - Any news on footy being ressurected at the UEA? (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:06:23
        
        yes go on, I'll come to watch/have a laugh/stare at your bums/fall asleep (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:13:33
        
        Not going to play then? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:18:49
        
        with you lads? - I'm a bit crap plus I'd probably get... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:23:11
        
        I have been so busy & it's been to hot for football but I would like to get it going again (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 31, 15:12:14
        
        no worries (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:19:40
        
        aside from what? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:38:48
        
        how many you aside? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:28:03
        
        aside from what? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:39:13
        
        Goddammit!... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:50:03
        
        oh a side, not aside, tut tut (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 15:57:24
        
        yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:58:42
        
        yes what? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 16:08:57
        
        Will do. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 31, 15:23:26
    - anchor ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 14:59:41
      - lur (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 15:02:21
your team is missing nige's first name on the teamsheet... mr andrew hughes (n/m) (NCFC) - forzancfc, Jul 31, 14:13:36
- it's also missing... (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 31, 14:25:35
- And Danny the champion of the assistant kit managers (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 14:15:24
  - I hope Danny is getting that assistant kit whipped into shape. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 14:54:56
Suddenly feeling a bit of positivity? (NCFC) - Jono, Jul 31, 13:49:16
- Good first XI. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 14:09:32
  - True - Really encouraged by Croft but worried about what happens WHEN Safri gets injured (n/m) (NCFC) - greendude, Jul 31, 14:14:20
- back 4 is shocking... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 31, 13:55:00
  - Colin (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 14:15:13
    - does it fit you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 14:15:54
      - It's a bit big and baggy. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 14:16:50
        
        lol, but you are only just married? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 14:18:36
        
        Right. I'm going to go with you on this, but I'm not sure where we're heading .... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 14:20:19
        
        oh you meant the jumper? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 14:21:08
        
        Double Hard Bastard LOL, Who told you that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 14:21:48
        
        You may scoff, Sir, you may scoff. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 14:26:05
  - And on top of that some hugely optimistic fans like yourself... we don't stand a chance! (n/m) (NCFC) - greendude, Jul 31, 14:09:41
  - you really don't know fuck all about footall (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 14:04:38
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 31, 14:11:29
    - or even football (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 14:05:58
      - What exactly do you disagree with? Can we argue this? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 31, 14:12:38
        
        don't rate doherty for starters (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 14:15:37
        
        I must have seen Doherty around 25 times for Norwich (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 31, 14:22:07
        
        Doherty has good games when... (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 31, 14:29:14
        
        I know! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 31, 14:31:12
        
        If Doherty can stop giving away fouls just outside the area, he'll be a solid player ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 14:18:46
        
        surely a decent right back would be more help (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 14:21:00
        
        Wouldn't hurt. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 14:24:53
        
        Malky used to do it too but was a bit more clever, so hoping Doherty might cheat better... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 31, 14:28:41
        
        World Wildlife Fund? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 14:26:13
        
        WorldWide Fund for Nature (n/m) (NCFC) - Swanny, Jul 31, 20:16:48
        
        Who's logo features one of my best friends (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 14:27:57
        
        Pants is on the WWF Logo? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 14:29:39
        
        OK, that's quite enough from you... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 14:30:56
- Looks a good Championship 11, but what happens when we get injuries (n/m) (NCFC) - Steely, Jul 31, 13:54:36
Predictions for Sat? (NCFC) - Steely, Jul 31, 13:40:58
- i hope we win. after them scoring that last min equaliser last season. (NCFC) - PaulMcVeighGirl, Jul 31, 22:20:38
- 2-1 to Leeds (n/m) (NCFC) - Swanny, Jul 31, 20:19:38
- 3-0 defeat, Rob Hulse with 2 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Jul 31, 14:43:39
  - I hope you're kidding! (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 31, 14:48:15
    - So he has ;-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Jul 31, 15:21:04
  - I hope you're kidding! (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 31, 14:48:15
  - He's gone to Sheffield United (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 31, 14:45:50
    - And Ken Bates shed a tear. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 14:53:18
- 1-3, Earnie Hatrick (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 14:20:05
- 1-0 to Leeds (n/m) (NCFC) - greendude, Jul 31, 14:19:23
- 2-1 or 1-0 (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 14:10:29
- 2-1 Leeds & We'll Go Ahead... (n/m) (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Jul 31, 14:09:49
- 2-2 we equalize aftr 89 mins huckerby (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 14:05:28
- 0-0 (n/m) (NCFC) - Jono, Jul 31, 13:52:44
- We will lose 3-0 (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 31, 13:49:33
- lose I should imagine... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 13:43:45
  - Spot the deliberate error? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 31, 13:47:52
    - 2-1 not 1-2 (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 13:51:12
      - Nope, was wondering how they could double their lead by scoring when it's 1-1... (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 31, 13:53:38
    - untill? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 31, 13:49:41
      - that was a slip (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 13:50:31
    - Their? (n/m) (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jul 31, 13:49:07
- 5-0 us, natch (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 13:42:56
Can anyone offer SCC any fashion tips? (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 31, 12:52:26
- Burgundy Stay Press and a Harrington jacket (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 13:10:26
  - Harrington yes... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 13:11:39
- no loafers (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 13:09:00
- It's a waste of skin on the typing fingers Otto... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:56:16
- This T shirt (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:53:34
- Sandals and socks - NO! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:53:29
  - SCC on holiday (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 13:06:11
    - Thats you really isnt it? Go on own up! (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 13:06:59
  - i was jesting (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:54:14
    - Lol... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 31, 12:55:36
      - That's who Mikey stole them off (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 31, 12:59:53
        
        size 12? (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 13:00:43
        
        Luton and Barnsley at home (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 31, 13:01:39
    - ooooooohhhhhhhh (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:54:43
Phwooarr! (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 31, 12:40:40
- i don'y fancy yours much (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 12:46:02
- The one on our left really does it for me... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:42:37
- Honeys. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 12:42:26
mosquito bites are bastards (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:11:51
- You want chloroquine phosphate to fight the malaria. Boots do some called Avloclor. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 12:45:56
  - Oh look everyone... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:47:41
    - All from memory that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 12:52:06
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:50:32
- The itch is to stop you bleedy to death (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:37:54
  - ???????????????????????????????????????? ? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 12:40:37
  - and in English? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:38:46
    - Basically (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:42:18
      - what are you? some sort of insectologist? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:45:33
        
        I found out when I lived in Greece (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:46:20
        
        You were in Greece? Did you play Sandy or just a run of the mill Pink Lady? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:51:58
        
        Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:54:20
        
        not a rumour it was a quaestion (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:59:31
- Ok ignore my post below, I have a better idea (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:35:53
  - That's more like it... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:36:44
    - cheers, can i be in the gang again now? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:37:03
      - Not for to me to say, you have to put it to the board... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:38:09
        
        the bored says .. (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 12:44:52
        
        thanks SOS for the vote of confidence (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:47:41
- Zenoxone cream and loratidine antihistamine tablets, will be gone in 48 hours (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:31:39
  - sounds expensive (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:39:56
    - you might be dead by then i would go now (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:40:48
  - Rubbish answer... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:32:53
    - Ive heard that taking Vitamin B12 a few months in advance helps (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:36:28
    - was verging on helpful... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:33:36
      - sorry :0( (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:34:17
- I got bitten in the pub last night and told a random bird... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:14:49
  - why did you tell a random bird. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:17:53
    - i dont know, it was bit stupid of me really... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:19:10
      - depends where your bite was i suppose (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:21:35
        
        unfortunately it was on my arm! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:22:51
        
        possibly may have looked like herpes (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:23:29
        
        you know then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:30:09
        
        chance would be a fine thing (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:33:09
        
        So you wanna have herpes?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:34:42
        
        i like to suffer (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:43:25
        
        I take you guys use the same IT geeks as us in St Crispins?? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:44:23
        
        i think so. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:46:45
        
        ONly block the sites that get used by loads (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:51:52
        
        ITS A FUCKING FLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:37:51
        
        Since nobody else has bothered to correct your spelling... (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Jul 31, 12:43:38
        
        .....and let us not forget "it's" (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 12:45:05
        
        I think you'll find I DID write 'it's' - tit! (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Jul 31, 13:51:52
        
        I think he meant the sperminater (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 13:54:01
        
        memo: refresh before posting! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 13:55:42
        
        Oh but he didn't - sorry Conks! (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Jul 31, 13:52:59
        
        oops! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:45:01
        
        how do you know it was fucking did it bite because it hurt? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:39:40
        
        that was just a noise! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:40:50
        
        I thought you said it was biting - now its fucking! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:40:32
        
        he may already have it - coldsores are a form of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:37:42
        
        As is Spam (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:38:52
        
        unless frittered (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:39:47
        
        mmm spam fritters, fandabidozy (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:42:00
        
        not forgetting pea fritters (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:58:00
        
        Pea Fritters? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 13:01:04
        
        yes, mmmmmm, have you never had one? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 13:10:08
        
        Still total herpes and pus whatever you do to it (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:41:24
  - Some random bird bit you in a pub? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 31, 12:16:44
    - i never said that now did I? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:18:31
  - maybe she was talking about meeting you (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:16:36
    - personally I think she wanted it! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:17:48
- just imagine (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:13:11
  - One of these plug ins? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 31, 12:17:31
    - not safe for work! (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:22:14
      - Not *that* bad really... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:23:32
    - strangely no (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:20:05
  - bit late for repellent by the sounds... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:16:11
    - repellent is good (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:17:09
  - i got 4 which is bad enough. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:15:52
    - get some antihistamine cream (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:18:50
      - where the fuck do you lot live... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:20:21
        
        well he can't be in england surely (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:21:08
        
        all we get is daddy fucking long legs... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:23:54
        
        been bitten by them as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:31:09
        
        In that case you are dead (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:33:50
        
        Daddy long legs are dangerous... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:26:16
        
        potentially but I heard... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:27:57
        
        my mate used to put 2 or 3 in his mouth then go up to (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 31, 12:26:14
        
        LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:31:29
        
        That is fucking wrong as wrong can be. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 12:27:44
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:26:55
        
        south norfolk (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:23:02
        
        or you were bitten by something else (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:23:51
        
        gnats maybe (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:26:13
        
        maybe you have flees! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:24:52
        
        I might.. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:27:50
        
        you positive it wasn't you're dog that bit you?.. (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:29:06
        
        No definitley the work of an incect. (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:34:17
        
        you were bit by a a member of the flee family... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:37:11
        
        there are mossies in Norfolk FACT (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 31, 12:38:07
        
        And else where... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:40:30
        
        well I can only assume they are really shit ones... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:39:56
      - Nah. Amputation is the only answer. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 31, 12:20:11
  - You like to get your sexual kicks gang banging mosquitos?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:15:00
    - he's been having it away with his dog by the sound of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:32:13
      - no. i have never had it away with a dog (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 31, 12:44:28
- Mosquitos should all die, they've already lived their purpose (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Jul 31, 12:13:10
whats wrong with me?.... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 11:52:46
- you've either injured yourself physically whilst inebriated or.... (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Jul 31, 12:28:42
- probably liver poisoning....it'll grow back... (n/m) (Other Football) - vstevenson, Jul 31, 12:21:56
  - cool, cheers! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:25:19
- Have a word with Pragmatist... (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Jul 31, 12:04:01
- Trapped wind (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 11:59:13
  - too high... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:00:42
- Go see a quack (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jul 31, 11:58:13
  - "the missus beat me with a rolling pin until I went down" (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 31, 12:04:39
    - lol ;-) (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jul 31, 12:05:23
- You know I'm not sure if WOTB is the correct forum for that kind of question. (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 31, 11:57:47
  - i know but im bored as well as in pain.. (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 11:59:12
- poof (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 11:54:56
  - i dont see how my sexuality has any relevence to the si-you-ayshon!.. (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 11:57:54
    - you said you went on a 3 day `bender` (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 12:00:48
      - oic in that case... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 12:01:22
- Kidney stones (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 11:53:32
  - its higher up than them! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 11:54:18
- erm (Other Football) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 11:53:27
  - fuckming hell i wonder how I did that!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Jul 31, 11:54:58
FAO fierce panda (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 11:50:02
- Noted (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 12:01:19
- Panda can do it too (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 11:50:39
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 11:51:34
what's the sit-you-ayshon (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 11:49:13
- 08704441902 (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 11:53:55
  - some cryptic clue (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:02:37
    - Not a real fan. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 12:06:59
      - top 5 most hardcore on here (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:08:38
        
        ROFL (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 12:17:31
        
        no it's fact (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:22:18
        
        Haha... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 12:16:25
        
        slept at train stations? (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:22:05
        
        Povo. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 12:28:13
        
        No... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 12:25:48
        
        yeah but mine only involve norwich (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 31, 12:26:47
        
        WTF? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 12:36:20
        
        Bluff and bluster. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 12:10:57
Good deal or what? (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jul 31, 11:21:08
- Last brekkie I had at the Nelson was horrible (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 31, 11:53:50
  - Not when... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jul 31, 12:00:16
  - Don't eat at the Nelson. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 11:55:51
- don't get a round in at dunston (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 11:24:03
  - Have no fear... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jul 31, 11:25:33
    - Spoke to Jamie last week... (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 31, 11:26:45
      - He hasn't, no... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, Jul 31, 11:28:44
Can anyone recommend a hotel, near to (walking distance) Carrow Road, please? (General Chat) - ronnie, Jul 31, 11:08:12
- Thanks all - I'm in at the pearl for the first home game. (n/m) (General Chat) - ronnie, Jul 31, 11:42:53
- The one on Queen's Road is perfect. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 11:40:26
  - Very, very belated congrats AB... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 11:43:49
    - Yes indeed AB... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 31, 11:44:56
      - Thanks all, fab time. Ha ha re: bar bill (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 31, 11:50:04
        
        I won't say anything, if you don't. (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 31, 12:02:37
- theres a few on here (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 31, 11:22:44
- In my experience you'll be lucky to find anything for that price... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 31, 11:15:40
- Pearl Continental? (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 31, 11:11:56
- Travelodge in city centre... (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 31, 11:11:52
  - Its ?55 a night, but no parking (General Chat) - raretek, Jul 31, 11:17:51
  - Their is a premier Travel lodge on Duke Street (General Chat) - conker, Jul 31, 11:17:33
    - Similar deal with parking I'd imagine, with it being next to St. Andrews CP (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 31, 11:20:45
- Ronnie S? (n/m) (General Chat) - DJ Ginga, Jul 31, 11:11:16
What Jeff Killed (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 16:50:56
- fucking shitarse (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 16:55:27
Well it's goodnight from me (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 28, 16:29:59
- it's up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire for you young man (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 16:45:56
  - It's time for bed said Greedyguts, let's stay a while said Slow (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 28, 16:50:06
    - sleepyhead (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 28, 16:54:59
      - Ah yes. Didn't Greedyguts say "put on the pot"? (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 28, 16:56:16
        
        My version (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 28, 16:58:40
        
        My version (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 28, 17:02:14
        
        my version (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 17:15:20
        
        To the tune of 'Fanfare for the Common Man' (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 28, 17:19:55
        
        wrong (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 28, 17:22:48
        
        ok (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 17:22:16
        
        did you have anything to do with this? (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 28, 17:24:53
        
        only in a sub-editorial type of a way (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 17:26:05
    - And his face was made of pizza, pizza, pizza.His face was made of pizza, And his name was (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 16:53:37
- Night ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 28, 16:41:55
  - feel the love (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 16:43:03
- bye (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 16:38:57
- Sad f**ker (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 28, 16:33:00
  - lol love you too (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 28, 16:34:52
- "I don't think I'll be able to post for a couple of months" (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jul 28, 16:32:55
  - Like you did when you switched over from stupidbarry to hoofin? (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 16:39:43
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jul 28, 16:40:23
  - cheerybyes (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 28, 16:35:01
- bye bitch (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 16:32:36
  - lanky cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 28, 16:35:09
    - xxx (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 16:35:35
- Buh-bye. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jul 28, 16:31:39
  - cheerybyes (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 28, 16:35:15
- Thank fuck for that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 16:30:55
  - lol love you too (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Jul 28, 16:34:44
We need a new song for asst kit man (NCFC) - romayellow, Jul 28, 16:23:31
- Dan dan the assistant kit man (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 28, 16:33:50
- Rose Royce ....Assisting with the kit wash (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 28, 16:25:48
- Oh Danny Boy (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 16:24:38
  - The studs, the studs need tightening (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 28, 16:31:46
    - These grass-stains are annnoooooyyyying. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 16:32:38
      - Oh Danny Boy, These Fucking Boots Are Chafing. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 16:33:14
So have we signed anyone yet ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 28, 16:15:42
- No. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 16:17:04
- another one bites the dust! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 16:16:33
song for croft (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 16:15:08
- Lee Croft, Lee Croft.. he goes clubbing at The Loft* (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Jul 28, 16:28:24
  - good effort... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 16:36:13
  - Lee Croft, Lee Croft, ten inches on the soft (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 28, 16:35:52
    - okey dokey (n/m) (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Jul 28, 16:39:24
    - lmfao (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 28, 16:38:50
  - lol (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 28, 16:30:44
- How about the tenacious D classic 'Lee'? (NCFC) - romayellow, Jul 28, 16:25:28
- Croft rhymes with nothing.... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 16:16:17
  - loft, soft, coughed, boffed, waft, Hoff'd, doffed, toft... (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 28, 16:18:54
  - soft loft coughed hoffed (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 16:17:16
    - Bit worrying that we both got the same 4... (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 28, 16:19:35
      - why (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 16:21:46
        
        Just is. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 28, 16:25:19
        
        are you ashamed (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 16:28:03
        
        ashamed herbert (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 16:29:19
        
        yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhpp. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 28, 16:30:45
    - That's a terrible chant (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 28, 16:18:32
    - what does "Hoffed" mean? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 16:18:10
      - when david hasselhoff plays a practical joke on ya (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 16:21:37
      - Here go: (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jul 28, 16:18:49
        
        "The dog has hoffed all over the lawn." (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 16:23:21
        
        Sorry :-( (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 28, 16:25:39
        
        nice. Surley we can fit this into some sort of chant! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 16:21:38
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 28, 16:15:44
Have we signed anyone yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - bobble, Jul 28, 15:57:26
- any chance a gazumping? (n/m) (NCFC) - bobble, Jul 28, 15:58:37
- Just some acadamy players (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 28, 15:58:22
  - And an extended contract for the Assistant Kit Manager (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 28, 15:59:11
    - I was so glad when I heard that. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 16:00:54
      - Assist in managing the kits, not manage the asistant kits. Don't do the poor fellow down (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 28, 16:03:38
        
        He carries the balls during the warm ups too (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 28, 16:05:40
    - he is a fucking good Asst KM tho, investment for the future (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 28, 16:00:17
      - Villa fans didn't rate him though. J-P Angel once ran out with unironed shorts (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Jul 28, 16:02:08
        
        thats because he's a cunt! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 16:02:41
      - he wont be allowed to play till he's 24 tho! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 16:00:43
    - we need more red shirted persons for the team photo (n/m) (NCFC) - bobble, Jul 28, 16:00:06
- No (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 15:58:03
- No. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 15:57:57
I'm excited (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 28, 15:53:58
- are you moist? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 15:56:29
  - She's not D&C you ninny! (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 28, 16:00:11
    - i know! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 16:00:53
    - who the fuck is she then (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 16:00:52
      - camcan (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 28, 16:01:24
      - d and c (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 16:01:21
        
        Apart from being female and NCFC-supporting (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 28, 16:04:20
        
        i never said you were (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 16:05:20
        
        ah mistaken (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 28, 16:07:22
        
        me too (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 16:08:14
        
        *cue "pot, kettle etc."* (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 28, 16:12:29
        
        who me? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 16:05:03
        
        Squirrel! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 16:02:05
        
        nah (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 16:02:31
        
        you're convinced its D&C aint ya?- (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 16:03:02
        
        who is d and c (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 16:03:37
        
        duck and chips? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 16:05:22
        
        yeah (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 16:05:46
        
        iloveit (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 16:15:09
        
        I know (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 28, 16:24:58
        
        oh... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 16:06:22
  - rude (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 15:57:20
- amost too good to be true (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 15:55:07
  - lets hope it doesn't fall through then! (NCFC) - Steely, Jul 28, 16:23:22
  - I know. Suspicious isn't it? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 15:56:57
    - I think it's because (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 28, 16:01:29
  - from what i've heard he isn't very good (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 15:56:46
    - you know shit all about football though (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 15:57:43
      - not my opinion (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 15:58:30
        
        well keep other peoples opinions to yourself then (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 28, 16:01:05
        
        wtf (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 16:02:18
        
        Yes please. If you would. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 16:05:42
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 16:06:52
        
        You know I'm only playing. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 16:07:50
        
        i hope he's brilliant (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 16:10:34
        
        If he isn't happy playing on the opposite flank to the saviour Huckerby (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 16:15:35
        
        Well if you haven't seen him, how do you know about his head? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 15:59:56
        
        i have been told he has a massive head (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 16:00:28
        
        That's Joe Cole. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 28, 16:05:02
What if he turns out to be only two-fifths better than Hooves? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 15:51:25
- or the new Dean Marney (NCFC) - mr carra, Jul 28, 15:58:18
  - Ha ha... (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Jul 28, 16:05:44
- well I have been looking fthrough the Man City meassageboards & they like him, he is (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 28, 15:53:14
  - need BS to log on and tell us she loves him (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 15:54:10
- he's good I tell thee!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 15:53:11
- impossible! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 15:52:09
Its official on SMS service (NCFC) - Spin Spin City, Jul 28, 15:41:21
- on official site!! (NCFC) - Steely, Jul 28, 15:42:57
  - BINGO (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 15:45:50
  - waaay and a quote about liking the facilities!!!..get in. (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 15:44:55
OFFICIAL SMS: Croft Signs for City. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 15:39:55
- Well. "Has agreed to sign." (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 15:40:34
  - Cobblers (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 28, 15:41:44
    - S'pose. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 15:42:19
      - no he isnt so it say on the official site (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 28, 15:42:57
        
        Oh. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 15:44:28
  - oh (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 15:40:52
- you mucking about? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 15:40:11
  - Its on the official page that he has agreed to sign. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 28, 15:41:15
  - Nope. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 15:41:09
Press Confrence? (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 28, 14:48:51
- "It's better to be on the wrong side for the wrong reasons than be on the right side for (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 15:39:51
- "See I can juggle my sponsors without looking" (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 28, 15:36:18
- Did anyone else see that Microphone move...No! Shh! Watch. (n/m) (General Chat) - songwriter81, Jul 28, 15:22:00
- Water into whine... (n/m) (General Chat) - ptcanary, Jul 28, 15:21:23
- "someones put water here, it better be something else soon or the truth might make an (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 15:07:05
- "I resign. I realise I have wasted millions and signed shit. I am tactically inept. Bye." (n/m) (General Chat) - Tim Westwood, Jul 28, 15:04:51
  - carlsberg don't do press conferences............ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 15:06:01
    - No, they brew beer (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 28, 15:13:10
      - Beer in the loosest sense of the word (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 28, 15:16:08
      - and shit beer at that... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 28, 15:15:44
        
        I was drinking Corona (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 28, 15:37:23
        
        Sandal-wearing, beardy cunts with BO like Real Ale. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jul 28, 15:29:27
        
        Correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jul 28, 15:37:15
        
        Whereas you are lager top lad at a guess! (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Jul 29, 02:15:54
        
        You're both right. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 15:39:31
      - ... (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 15:15:17
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 15:05:36
- Nigels saying "No Andy you dont need to clap until I am finished" (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 28, 14:55:42
- an animated Nigel Worthington at his inspirational best (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Jul 28, 14:53:04
  - I bow to your superior captionitude (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 28, 14:56:06
    - arse licker (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 28, 14:56:52
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 15:07:27
      - lol. Pweese be my fwend, you're the bestest! (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 28, 14:57:57
- Nigel Worthington, close to tears, appeals for the safe return of his lucky white socks (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 28, 14:51:46
Some of you fuckers need to go and have a big long wank!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 14:23:26
- I'm on the dry heaves already (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Jul 28, 14:36:21
- With my big cock? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 28, 14:25:04
  - well you could use you're mates if you want!!... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 14:26:21
    - he only has hens, I use my cock to impregnate them. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 28, 14:31:35
    - yuor (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 28, 14:30:53
      - had to happen really (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 28, 14:31:00
- again? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 14:24:08
  - whats you're record? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Jul 28, 14:26:38
    - You talking distance, time or velocity? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 14:32:21
    - dunno (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 14:30:17
haha, do bolton ever spend any money? (Other Football) - pants, Jul 28, 13:56:01
- ha ha its that serbian fella who arsenal were after kuqic or similar (n/m) (Other Football) - otbc2006, Jul 28, 14:17:49
- I heard yesterday that they were in for some 6 foot 9 inch eastern european striker. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 14:15:37
  - for putting up the Xmas decorations? (n/m) (Other Football) - mr carra, Jul 28, 14:50:40
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 28, 14:34:39
The labia-tines (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 13:06:43
- Its not the Northside drummer, its barry Mooncult from Flowered up (n/m) (General Chat) - The Editor of Milk, Jul 28, 13:49:15
  - He was class. (General Chat) - Honolulu Wednesday, Jul 28, 14:11:57
- I liked...... (General Chat) - Honolulu Wednesday, Jul 28, 13:18:41
  - Although...... (General Chat) - Honolulu Wednesday, Jul 28, 13:20:10
- Pete Doherty bought loads of stuff off a mate yesterday (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 28, 13:11:19
- Weird, you are (n/m) (General Chat) - Suggy, Jul 28, 13:08:52
- ? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 13:08:14
  - Sorry, didn't attribute it to Holy Moly, like I should have done. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 13:09:28
    - ahh thought so (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 13:10:22
what you fuckers need is a good kick up the arse and some obliqueness, so here you are: (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 12:57:03
- is it a pedalo with a slide and big yellow wheels? (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Jul 28, 13:44:28
  - not really (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 15:14:01
- There was a dead mouse in my back garden this morning. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 13:08:47
  - Rachel put the ant near it, she told me. As for the owl - yes, ok. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 13:21:20
  - no you didn't (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 13:09:38
    - I did too - it woke me up. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 13:30:38
- I'd walk into going places, to get some brochures for the costa del sol (General Chat) - pants, Jul 28, 13:01:14
  - computer says no (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Jul 28, 13:02:07
- unfortunately you only have two answers to choose from, them's the rules (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jul 28, 13:00:43
  - No mate - those are *your* rules (General Chat) - Suggy, Jul 28, 13:02:01
- I'd ignore a nearby hedge (General Chat) - Suggy, Jul 28, 12:59:26
Im off to watch Giallanza bonanza tonight (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 12:40:00
- I hope he does well - I thought he was gonna be a city legend (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jul 28, 12:50:35
- any1 else half decent/well known playing????? (n/m) (NCFC) - otbc2006, Jul 28, 12:44:35
  - Emanual Panther has signed for York (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 12:45:53
- are york playing Darlo (NCFC) - south, Jul 28, 12:43:52
  - aye (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 12:44:07
- 99 Flake with strawberry sauce and nuts (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 28, 12:43:40
  - and a quarter of your toffee fadge please (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 12:44:25
    - that reminds me I have some pistachio ice cream to make... (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 28, 12:55:43
    - hundreds and thousands (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 28, 12:48:39
      - Shane bon bons (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 12:50:17
        
        Space Dust (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 28, 12:53:54
        
        A Nissan Maestro full of cod (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 12:56:15
        
        Austin made the Maestro, not Nissan. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 28, 13:10:56
        
        lol (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 13:21:00
        
        Fish Fingers (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 28, 13:02:36
        
        have you? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 13:04:27
        
        No ive run out, though I have some homemade beef curry in the freezer (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Jul 28, 13:12:45
        
        Did you make it? (NCFC) - pants, Jul 28, 13:21:26
- elaborate (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Jul 28, 12:40:50