FAO: Airlines

Why do I get charged per Kg for ever Kg I am over my luggage allowance, but the fat c**t in the queue behind me, who is clearly going to struggle to fit his massive arse into the seat on the plane gets exactly the same luggage allowance?

It's a tax on thin people.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on August 1st 2006 at 10:20:45

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FAO: Airlines (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 10:20:45
- Once at Schiphol they made a fat geezer move from the front of the (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 10:32:00
  - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 10:43:36
    - I'm often astounded by your maturity (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 1, 10:44:54
      - lol, coming from your that is fucking priceless (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 10:45:56
        
        Yeah... (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 1, 10:46:36
        
        Yeah, that makes loads of sense (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 10:47:42
    - Coat with a zip on? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 1, 10:44:06
- Ha ha ..... (General Chat) - meeky, Aug 1, 10:30:59
  - So your daughter is a first class Virgin stewardess who likes it both ways and (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 10:33:04
    - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 10:42:46
      - Yeah fucking flymo as well (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 10:44:07
        
        Flymos aren't that flash. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 10:45:37
        
        Thinking about it, there's no fucking way Huckerby would have a flymo. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 10:48:23
        
        Nowt wrong with Black and Decker (n/m) (General Chat) - Berliner Mauer, Aug 1, 10:47:34
      - Vibrator? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 1, 10:43:33
    - No Janes daughter .... (General Chat) - meeky, Aug 1, 10:36:22
      - Actually no (General Chat) - Josef K, Aug 1, 10:39:46
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Berliner Mauer, Aug 1, 10:34:52
      - Weg! Du musst Weg! (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 1, 10:35:54
- don't take so many outfits and spangly shoes, you are, after all, a bloke (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 1, 10:27:42
  - Right, yeah, we went to the Dom Rep for 2 (two) weeks. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 10:34:14
    - The Morgan Freeman/Brad Pitt film or Jeri Ryan? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 1, 10:37:59
    - Why would she need that many? (n/m) (General Chat) - Berliner Mauer, Aug 1, 10:35:24
      - Mrs. AB is actually a caterpillar. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 10:36:57
        
        zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 10:43:13
        
        Irritated bluebottle? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 1, 10:43:45
    - Stops her packing more chocolate (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 1, 10:35:18
      - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 10:44:01
      - And also leaves no room if she wants to being yet more clothes back (n/m) (General Chat) - Berliner Mauer, Aug 1, 10:37:18
  - But THOSE spangly shoes don't go with THAT outfit. (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 10:29:58
- Climate criminal (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 10:25:23
  - I know. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 10:27:07
    - Really, though, the answer is to kill all vegans and vegetarians... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 1, 10:32:20
      - haha (General Chat) - pants, Aug 1, 11:00:30
        
        We got a box of 10 energy efficient lightbulbs as a wedding pressie. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 1, 11:03:23
- Fair point well made... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 1, 10:25:05
- Flyers should be made to stand on the scales WITH their luggage (n/m) (General Chat) - DonLogan, Aug 1, 10:23:45
- eat your luggage (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 1, 10:21:45

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