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Well done Martin Hunter (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 8, 22:31:55
- Yeah, it is a bit of a coincidence... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 8, 22:36:40
  - He does the after match press conferences (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Aug 8, 22:39:14
  - Looking like a bank clerk on the touchline (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 8, 22:38:05
    - yeh done away with the tracksuit (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 8, 22:39:05
      - Well, there's the answer then. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 22:42:00
      - He looks a little awkward though (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 8, 22:40:09
        
        Starched collars and cuffs? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 8, 22:41:06
        
        That's a very personal question. Don't tell him, Duke. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 22:42:41
        
        Dookey knows all the Norwich goss... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 8, 22:43:57
- You have to think it's more than just a coincidence, don't you... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 8, 22:35:55
  - Robinson was the weakest of the midfield three if you go 4-4-2 (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 8, 22:36:42
- worthington out? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 8, 22:33:37
  - I don't care who the manager is if we play like that (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 8, 22:35:50
Not long 'til the Kings, errr - I mean the football (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 8, 15:57:23
- What time? Are you doing afterwards as well? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 8, 16:15:49
  - 5.17pm and yes. Aren't you TB'ing beforehand? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 8, 16:17:14
    - Yes C+H i think. 42mins for a pint of CRs finest Carling. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 8, 16:19:51
- All the hepcats and beatniks will be in the Rose. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 16:01:35
  - haha - the Rose! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 8, 16:02:28
    - Hare (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 16:02:58
      - skill - NG would wet his huge knickers over that one - he luvvut dunt ee (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 8, 16:04:11
        
        small medium or large skill? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 16:08:30
        
        small - nat?rlich (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 8, 16:16:20
....fuck ive just been bitten! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 8, 15:12:56
- *hopes - by a rabid elephant? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 8, 16:07:25
- lucky you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 15:14:46
  - not really it hurts and has gone all red! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 8, 15:15:50
    - Diddums. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 15:16:51
      - i might die for all you know! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 8, 15:18:14
        
        you're deader than tank tops! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 15:27:39
        
        bye (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Aug 8, 15:19:43
        
        i expect it will be a few hours yet! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 8, 15:20:27
    - I've just been for a shit and it came out sideways (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 15:16:44
      - you sure you wern't laying sideways when you shit!? (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 8, 15:17:55
- by...........? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 8, 15:13:16
  - a mozzie! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 8, 15:14:11
    - A de Havilland ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 15:22:51
      - A de Diddlethecatanddefiddle (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 15:29:25
Hey Pants... (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 14:18:42
- Why don't you just reply to his email then instead of telling the rest of us? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob in France, Aug 8, 14:23:14
  - Because I'm on the laptop and not on the desktop, which has Thunderbird. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 14:27:56
  - Still in France Bob? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 14:23:58
    - Is that French? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bob in France, Aug 8, 14:26:49
      - Nous sommes des singes qui mangent du fromage et font la reddition (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 8, 14:34:18
  - Tuds? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 14:23:57
Get in! WICKET - Pakistan 112-6 (Younis b Panesar 41) (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 8, 14:07:19
- 8 wickets gone. another series won! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Aug 8, 14:41:24
  - looks that way! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 8, 14:44:32
- Mohammed Sami run out, too. 113/7 now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 14:10:39
- seven down - the pavillion is that way lad (n/m) (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Aug 8, 14:10:26
- get innnnnnnnnnn n/m (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, Aug 8, 14:09:13
- oh monty monty....monty monty monty monty panesar (n/m) (General Chat) - green n yella beaver, Aug 8, 14:09:11
  - happy as getting your hands on some marathon runners knicks? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 14:11:18
Anyone got a tent? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 13:43:52
- Borrow ours if you like. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 14:15:14
  - You remind me - I need to quiz you. Email shortly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 14:16:37
    - I've been meaning to ask you two something... (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Aug 8, 14:21:23
      - fuck,cunt,shit.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 8, 14:24:19
      - Not any more - had a few on tape. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 14:23:03
        
        Sorry - I haven't. Would be interested if anyone found some though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 14:25:24
        
        Am now checking the torrent site I use - am trying to get one of the live ones atm... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 14:31:32
        
        Thanks AB (and Arganth)... (General Chat) - Dr Baker, Aug 8, 14:29:28
    - OKeley dokely (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 14:18:59
      - Bloc Party lead singer (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 8, 14:38:37
      - Do you still use your f2s.com email address? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 14:32:32
        
        Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 14:33:50
        
        Rightho, that's what I used. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 14:34:44
- did you see "Three Men in a Boat" last night - quite good and funny. (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 14:03:42
- How big? (n/m) (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 8, 13:50:26
  - very (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 14:02:28
  - Dunno. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 13:53:08
    - That's a top drawer tent..... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 8, 13:57:03
  - I've got 3 of the buggers. Will be camping up in the lake / peak / whatever district in (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 13:51:44
- norwich camping sports and leisure (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 8, 13:46:56
  - he lives oop near Rotherham (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 8, 13:55:31
    - sleeps every night on the back row of a tram (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 13:56:23
      - With your mum. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 13:58:36
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 8, 14:00:29
        
        lol (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 13:59:18
- ive got some sleeping bags (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 13:46:24
- Holliday Inn (n/m) (General Chat) - Mushy Pea, Aug 8, 13:46:08
I've decided not to renew my pink 'un subscription as by the time (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Aug 8, 13:20:47
- It's alright if you want the commentaries. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 13:24:21
  - ha ha ha (General Chat) - Mushy Pea, Aug 8, 13:29:25
    - Who? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 13:33:32
      - Santa claus duh..... (General Chat) - Mushy Pea, Aug 8, 13:42:52
        
        It *is* good for commentaries. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 13:47:55
        
        Wrong again (General Chat) - Mushy Pea, Aug 8, 15:49:21
  - you don't need to subscibe to get the commentaries (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 13:26:16
- It's a load of old arse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 13:22:15
Anyone know what the players entrance music is this year? (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Aug 8, 13:09:08
- heaven knows i'm miserable now (NCFC) - johnmcdowellshair, Aug 8, 14:09:39
- Dido - White Flag (n/m) (NCFC) - Worf55, Aug 8, 13:12:43
- Tigerfeet (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 8, 13:11:28
  - You gay, you fuckiing love that dont you (NCFC) - Mushy Pea, Aug 8, 13:44:36
    - ???????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????? ????????? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 8, 13:52:43
      - He said ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 13:54:09
        
        I think he missed the joke, I don't get the barclay song bit though (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 8, 14:01:17
        
        Was he going on about that mickfoot (???) feller ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 14:06:05
  - enjoy (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Aug 8, 13:13:08
    - no sound at work...was played in the indie disco I go to on Saturday nights (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 8, 13:19:46
      - meltdown at the waterfront, perchance? (n/m) (NCFC) - Suffolk Yellow, Aug 8, 13:28:44
        
        nah FROG, Tottenham Court Road, London (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 8, 13:36:06
        
        The guitarist of myband went to see them in Bricton Windmill on Sat (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 8, 14:54:04
        
        yeh a few people I know went to that one as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 8, 15:39:32
        
        marvellous (NCFC) - Suffolk Yellow, Aug 8, 13:47:27
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 13:13:01
  - Good one, we could all do the elbow dance thing! (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Aug 8, 13:11:59
Are 02 any good as compared with Vodafone? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 13:08:08
- Vodafone and o2 are both ok in Norfolk... (General Chat) - Ben, Aug 8, 13:56:24
  - Vodafone are shite in the sticks. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 14:16:37
- Only ever been on vodafone, don't know any better (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 13:18:48
- O2 is the best... (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 8, 13:16:05
  - bollocks!... (General Chat) - Alan, Aug 8, 13:37:58
- Better. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 8, 13:09:55
  - ....get a bucket (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Aug 8, 13:10:19
    - I hardly think a trip to kfc is the best advice for finding the best network provider (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 13:16:44
  - why? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 13:10:18
    - Better tarrifs. (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 8, 13:15:13
      - 750 Texts 450 mins 25 MMS 25 Video mins ?5 downloads (General Chat) - conker, Aug 8, 13:18:21
        
        is'nt 3 a sister company of 02 anyway? (n/m) (General Chat) - Alan, Aug 8, 13:39:29
        
        But 3's coverage is awful (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 8, 13:20:56
        
        again....I've had no problems in the 9 months that I have had it (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 8, 13:22:09
        
        3 is shite though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 8, 13:19:17
        
        I've had no probs so far in the past 9 months (General Chat) - conker, Aug 8, 13:21:32
        
        Only runs on O2 when 3 is down apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 8, 13:24:33
        
        Yeah (General Chat) - conker, Aug 8, 13:25:14
        
        But has limited space on O2 transmitters... (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 8, 13:26:46
        
        Not a problem when I don't lose service (General Chat) - conker, Aug 8, 13:28:56
        
        That's not the top of unthank road, that's part-way down unthank road. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 13:30:34
      - An Edible phone? (General Chat) - conker, Aug 8, 13:17:00
      - All for ?25. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 8, 13:15:34
        
        I get 300 anytime minutes and 500 text for 20 quid... (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 8, 13:21:23
        
        Which phone did you get with that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 8, 13:23:02
        
        Sony k750i (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 8, 13:24:47
        
        The Nokia N70 (General Chat) - conker, Aug 8, 13:24:18
        
        MP3 players in phones... (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 8, 13:25:31
        
        unless you cant afford a separate Ipod like me... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 13:30:52
        
        Ipod's (General Chat) - conker, Aug 8, 13:31:35
        
        *an (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 8, 13:25:56
        
        Thank yoiu (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 8, 13:26:56
        
        *you (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 8, 13:27:00
        
        lol (General Chat) - conker, Aug 8, 13:29:08
    - I'm going to throw up... (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Aug 8, 13:10:45
Tomby re: floaters (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 12:58:52
- Got a cold at the mo, Have hammered the sudafed for the last two days, coughing up flem (Other Football) - pants, Aug 8, 13:00:24
  - Hello ? Hello! I think we've got a crossed line (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 13:02:16
  - I knew you were a bummer (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 13:01:54
    - no you didn't (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 8, 13:07:25
      - bummer boy!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 13:13:40
        
        a hole's a hole (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 8, 13:18:08
        
        show yourself!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 13:20:10
        
        Never! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 8, 13:20:41
        
        ................ (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 13:24:52
        
        I look like (Other Football) - pants, Aug 8, 13:34:41
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 13:36:24
        
        tis true (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Aug 8, 13:38:28
        
        He really looks like Charles Hawtrey with a gimpy eye. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 13:38:20
        
        You are heading the right way for smacked bottom (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 8, 13:42:17
        
        you wish (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 13:46:02
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 13:40:59
    - Flem will be disappointed (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 13:03:15
what would every1 have for there last meal then (General Chat) - otbc2006, Aug 8, 12:36:45
- i'd start with melon and parma ham (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 12:51:23
  - I'd have big mac (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Aug 8, 12:54:18
  - I'd prefer something lighter than a Sauternes with seabass mate (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:53:14
    - the sauterne is with the salad (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 12:57:46
      - still doesnt sound right... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 13:01:24
      - Who cares ? You'll be dead as soon as you've finished. I may well go for (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 12:59:52
        
        lol.. (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 13:02:42
  - Have to have some of the icecream that Super U do mind. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:52:46
    - not as good as mine (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:53:46
- Wouldn't have a fry up ... (General Chat) - bjt, Aug 8, 12:44:47
  - So is beer but that never stopped you! n/m (n/m) (General Chat) - Newmarket Canary, Aug 8, 12:53:30
- I'd have a big cake.. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 8, 12:44:29
- boiled egg (soft) and buttery wholemeal toast (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 8, 12:39:56
- Steak, chips, onion rings, mushrooms..... (General Chat) - conker, Aug 8, 12:39:28
  - Conker... (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 8, 12:46:24
    - "Curly Fries" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 12:47:13
      - Good bent chips though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 8, 12:47:38
        
        right up your street then (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:48:08
  - Blackcurrent and apple is wrong... (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 8, 12:40:58
    - maybe he cant afford ribena.... (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Aug 8, 12:45:44
      - Ribena is too strong (General Chat) - conker, Aug 8, 13:00:26
        
        good on rice pudding (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 13:02:56
      - Gypo (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 8, 12:48:06
- Virgin on toast (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 12:38:19
summer salads (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 12:21:06
- A big plate of salad next to a Big Juicy Steak goes down a treat! (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Aug 8, 12:45:10
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:47:23
- haha, you can tell the football season is underway (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 12:33:42
  - Old cheese and salami sandwich and liver sausage. Washed down with (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 12:40:18
  - Banana sandwich and a packet of smoky bacon crisps for me (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 8, 12:34:47
    - nothing wrong with banana sandwiches (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:36:01
    - Packet of microwave rice (Golden Vegetable flavour) a banana, a pear and a napple. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 12:35:48
      - what the hell (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 12:37:11
        
        * clears throat * (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 12:40:08
        
        petit pois... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 12:41:26
        
        MANGE TOUT! (bet you like that...;) (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:43:15
        
        FAO: Rubbish Steve (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 12:43:01
        
        F***ing Yanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 12:44:21
        
        racist (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:44:42
        
        what the hell is a "napple"!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:37:46
      - A Malt Toffee Cambridge bar. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:36:29
        
        A turkey, cheese and Bengal Spice mango chutney sandwich, (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 8, 12:37:58
        
        I'm up to 2 pints of water already today. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 12:37:06
        
        is that so u have an excuse to nip to the gents every 10 minutes???? (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Aug 8, 12:38:03
        
        Your body gets used to it after a while. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 12:41:42
        
        And it flushes all the crap out of your body. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:43:12
        
        what diet is that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:48:58
        
        Cambridge. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:51:54
        
        I did... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:54:47
        
        Tried that with Weightwatchers. As below, too much temptation. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:55:52
        
        did Weightwatchers myself which was crap... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:57:21
        
        Sounds like the stop eating diet to me. Used to marvellous effect by (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 12:50:32
        
        More seriously (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 12:47:53
        
        Depends entirely on how big you are to start off with. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 12:56:15
        
        That's how Maria Callas (famous opera singer)... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:58:05
        
        It's OK - it's all monitored carefully. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:50:16
        
        Still (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 12:52:20
        
        I'm looking to lose 6 stone. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:53:32
        
        :-O (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 12:55:36
        
        Was 19 and a half when I started. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:56:45
        
        yes - the quicker you lose it the easier it is to put it back on (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:56:14
        
        Yeah, which is why I'm carefully monitoring it. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:58:29
        
        good luck mate (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:59:11
        
        Thank you all very much. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 13:00:37
        
        great isnt it!.. (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 13:03:27
        
        I wonder if I could get into them ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 13:06:34
        
        lol ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 13:12:13
        
        what a waste of money.. (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:52:15
        
        It is expensive, but it puts you in the right mindset for it. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:54:29
        
        Indeed (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 12:54:01
        
        No alcohol in well over 6 weeks for me... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:54:56
        
        That's probably a large portion of the 1.5 stone (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 12:57:17
        
        Mind you, I'm not a heavy drinker at the best of times. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:59:48
        
        beer is the killer (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:59:28
        
        ouch! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:56:22
        
        I tried the Viagra diet (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 12:46:23
        
        i tried that (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 12:55:50
        
        back to excrement again I see! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:44:03
        
        It never takes long during the footy season. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 12:44:49
        
        Yeah. Or the taste of the Chocolate shake they do... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:44:45
        
        crusha (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:45:04
        
        I've already done a pint and a half. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:37:46
- very nice tuna nicoise... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:25:22
  - you have to put those in (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 12:30:02
    - I once... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:33:19
      - sounds weird. (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 12:38:11
        
        yes very tasty, lots of meats especially roast have fruits with them.. (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:40:32
  - that aint even food... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 8, 12:28:27
    - How much do you weigh, and how old are you ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:29:21
      - 24 and weigh 12 stonne last I looked! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 8, 12:30:04
        
        You sound like me at that age. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:31:28
        
        not alot of point in living if u r eating salads for every meal imo (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Aug 8, 12:34:13
        
        I rarely have them unless its quite warm and then my appetite drops anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:36:40
        
        Yeah, but you're a bit dim. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:35:27
        
        yeah i think you're right the old mans a bit of a porker... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 8, 12:33:05
        
        Yeah, the expensive way. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:33:55
        
        and am 5ft 10... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 8, 12:30:38
        
        shortarse (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 12:37:16
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:38:19
        
        *snigger (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:32:31
        
        racist! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 12:38:03
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:40:44
        
        Even more so refer to my post above. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:32:09
- salads are for gays!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 8, 12:22:56
  - true, eat the odd salad but get 0% pleasure out of it (General Chat) - otbc2006, Aug 8, 12:29:40
    - exactly... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 8, 12:31:19
      - you're not making it right (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 12:36:02
        
        lol (have you tried nasturtiums?) (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:38:53
  - you like them then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:24:44
    - no seriously... (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 8, 12:26:58
      - You are daft. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:28:37
        
        your'e not cheap to date then (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:30:42
        
        Naah, I'd have to bring the missus along too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:32:39
        
        spose birds like them! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 8, 12:29:43
        
        Shows the caring soft side that the women like. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:30:35
  - agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Aug 8, 12:24:28
    - What salad are you having today? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 12:25:47
      - Make a very nice salad out of (General Chat) - Cannydc, Aug 8, 12:27:52
      - none, im having a mullerlite, banana, apple and peach (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:26:52
        
        sounds fucking revolting! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 8, 12:27:21
        
        rather nice... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:29:10
        
        a portion of norwich? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 12:36:58
        
        sniff not going....will have to be content with radio (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:39:22
        
        come play in the chatroom (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 12:46:38
        
        don't have a computah at home (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:49:36
I have invented something pretty darned special (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 8, 12:20:49
- Dehydrated water is oxygen. (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 8, 12:26:56
  - Alcohol powder (General Chat) - Cannydc, Aug 8, 12:29:29
    - krekt. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 8, 12:30:24
- Simpsons did it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 12:22:38
  - no way? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 8, 12:23:20
- You used to be funny. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 12:22:23
England v Macedonia - are you going pants? (Other Football) - Tomblander, Aug 8, 12:12:35
- Macediona v England (Other Football) - Muz, Aug 8, 12:28:34
  - He'll be going by Black Hawk from behind occupied territories. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 12:30:26
- I don't support England (Other Football) - pants, Aug 8, 12:16:47
  - Social misfit (Other Football) - Tomblander, Aug 8, 12:22:18
    - He would have to leave the house though (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 12:28:03
    - I drink cider (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 8, 12:23:03
      - we know (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:25:58
        
        witch! (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 8, 12:28:46
        
        warlock! (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:37:17
  - so will you go to the next england versus world XI match? (n/m) (Other Football) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 12:18:03
- how do you go pants? (n/m) (Other Football) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 8, 12:13:58
  - like Snorbitz (n/m) (Other Football) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:26:27
the board (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 8, 12:04:48
- Still don't understand why we bought Earnshaw (NCFC) - pants, Aug 8, 12:18:46
  - Would you have prefered that? I wouldn't. Not with Worthington's eye for a (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 12:24:15
    - That's the problem isn't it? (NCFC) - pants, Aug 8, 12:27:56
    - Bugger that should have read ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 12:25:19
  - i'm glad we did... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 8, 12:22:23
  - Not ones that score plenty of goals (NCFC) - Cannydc, Aug 8, 12:22:13
    - Could have got Elliot Ward 1m Bradley WP ?1m (NCFC) - pants, Aug 8, 12:25:03
      - yeah me too (NCFC) - conker, Aug 8, 13:08:38
        
        We'll find out this season I suppose (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 8, 13:14:31
      - Nice theory, but it'd've never happened. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 12:27:42
  - yeah Hughes, Jarret and Thorne (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 8, 12:19:37
- apart from one or two blips which lasted a miximum of six months (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 12:11:28
24 hours without a dump (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 8, 11:55:20
- 3 days is my recent going, if you will, rate... (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:22:34
- Try thinking about landslides and avalanches (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 8, 12:05:40
  - or our midfield (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 8, 12:06:36
- 6.30 am on the dot everyday for me (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 8, 12:05:20
  - I hope you live on your own (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:06:20
    - Thing is (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 8, 12:07:32
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 8, 12:08:46
      - probably from the rude awakening whilst spooning (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:08:06
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 8, 12:08:24
- my PB is 3 days (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 8, 11:57:56
  - 6 or 7 once (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Aug 8, 12:05:12
  - i did 7 (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 8, 12:04:01
  - Same... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 8, 12:03:33
  - Impressive (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 8, 12:00:34
  - festival? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 12:00:27
- that's more like it (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 11:56:09
  - 24 hours, though, not really that long to go without a dump? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 11:59:04
    - What is your stool consistency? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 8, 12:01:58
      - Splendid. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 12:03:30
        
        Do they float? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 8, 12:05:13
        
        They do float. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 12:07:30
        
        put 'em on ebay (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 8, 12:09:06
        
        yes they already sell used tampons to japanese businessmen (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:10:02
        
        just tip a bowl of water down the bog (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:08:28
        
        Is that how you get rid of floaters? (General Chat) - Small, Aug 8, 12:11:17
        
        Big lurkers sometimes need a bit of a push round the bend (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 8, 12:13:26
        
        haha (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 12:17:11
        
        toilet brushes are crap (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 8, 12:18:21
        
        They're more usually plastic. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 12:19:21
        
        nothing worse than shitty bristles though (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 8, 12:20:04
        
        that's what a shit-stick is for (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:27:41
        
        tends to be a good all round solution (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:11:47
    - you should try a week (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:00:55
      - that is impossible (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 8, 12:04:06
        
        was most uncomfortable (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:05:18
    - my fiancee goes days and days (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 12:00:49
      - yeh I'm like that now when I eat or drink anything first thing (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 8, 12:04:15
      - women (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 8, 12:02:55
        
        once tried all bran - big mistake!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:03:57
  - Down with it (General Chat) - Tomblander, Aug 8, 11:58:19
  - two days mate (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 11:58:10
    - Cavernous anus? (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 8, 12:00:58
      - one does not anally encapsulate musical instrumentation (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:03:25
    - 24 hours is one day (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 11:59:37
Sutton Chant (NCFC) - LoyalSupporter, Aug 8, 11:36:00
- Villa in for Sutton (NCFC) - LoyalSupporter, Aug 8, 11:39:08
  - Those past it 30+ players pfft! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 8, 11:40:11
- Canary Corner? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 11:38:43
  - was pink un (n/m) (NCFC) - LoyalSupporter, Aug 8, 11:39:58
  - Fruit Corner? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 8, 11:39:45
    - dictionary corner (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 8, 11:40:48
- who's sister? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 8, 11:37:44
- i think that it's a very negative thing to do (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 11:37:42
- Waste of time (NCFC) - conker, Aug 8, 11:37:15
  - agree, but (NCFC) - LoyalSupporter, Aug 8, 11:41:12
- SUTTON, SUTTON, SUTTON (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Aug 8, 11:36:58
  - Board Violation (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Aug 8, 11:45:33
    - Too short to be board violation (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 8, 11:46:27
      - Should have been atleast a Gary mention (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Aug 8, 11:47:44
        
        no (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 11:50:02
        
        Exac Gary Holt ly (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 8, 11:54:07
        
        L gary hOLt (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Aug 8, 12:11:43
Crofty was not booked for the tackle that led to the pen.. (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 8, 11:31:38
- The ref couldn't stop laughing (NCFC) - Cannydc, Aug 8, 12:25:44
- According to the paper I read on Sunday, yes it is. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 11:32:27
- It is... (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Aug 8, 11:32:17
  - Blimey ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Aug 8, 11:34:23
wedding music (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 11:15:51
- I love N.Y.E - Badly Drawn Boy (General Chat) - HampshireYella, Aug 8, 13:41:38
- We used Pachabel. Not as common as you'd think... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 8, 12:07:34
- tune into Classic fm and/or email them... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:00:11
  - if it is a Registry Wedding! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:10:38
- I bet perfect day is used a fair bit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 11:38:32
  - yes, see below (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 11:46:00
    - Hotel Yorba - white stripes? :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 11:51:35
  - Yeah, I expect it is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 11:40:25
- Albinoni's Fugue in D Minor (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 11:32:55
- haha, sorted ours this weekend but... (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Aug 8, 11:31:00
  - Britney Spears ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 11:36:08
    - she's walking in to: (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Aug 8, 11:45:13
- Daughter to the slaughter (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 8, 11:23:42
  - not a bad idea (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 11:30:32
    - I think our first dance song was.... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 8, 11:41:16
      - ours is probably going to be 'the luckiest' by ben folds (my choice) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 11:51:30
        
        do a remix of the two , everyones happy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 8, 11:56:58
      - aaahh (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 8, 11:49:57
        
        please do not read my other message (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 8, 11:51:43
      - ewwwwww (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Aug 8, 11:48:35
        
        yeah, but i didn't say how much I (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 8, 11:50:43
- Widor's Toccata (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 8, 11:18:13
  - You can cut it conveniently though to 3-4 minutes... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 8, 11:20:36
    - do you know which sheet music the organist would prefer? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 11:34:28
      - Be careful if you're talking about "sheet" music in France, Dave. Might end up walking (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 8, 11:36:59
        
        I vas pissing by ze door allo allo (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 8, 11:44:45
        
        no, 'shi:t' means haschish (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 11:39:03
  - Samba De Janeiro (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 8, 11:19:58
  - we've got one (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 11:19:26
    - sorted then (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 8, 11:26:41
      - Used to be a musician, many years ago... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 8, 11:27:32
        
        ever played the trumpet with PK? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 8, 11:28:12
        
        Fortunately I am yet to experience that joy... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 8, 11:29:15
- Too Drunk to Fuck, by the Dead Kennedys? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 8, 11:17:12
- Pachelbel on a harp. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 11:17:04
  - would need to get a harpist (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 11:18:39
    - Our harpist suggested air on a g string. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 11:20:42
      - we've got the added complication of the language barrier (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 11:24:36
        
        Didnt think you were allowed to have hymns at registry weddings due ... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 11:55:09
        
        Can't have anything religous. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 11:56:59
        
        ours is a church wedding (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 11:58:40
        
        I think D&C's post might have been in the wrong place. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 12:00:10
        
        you what would be great? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 12:03:27
        
        my bad (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 12:05:32
        
        there seems to be two of you getting married! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 12:02:25
        
        Three, but I'm already married. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 12:05:14
Actually heard someone say "cup of drink" with no hint of irony at the weekend. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 10:54:05
- NG would have wet himself if he'd have heard it (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Aug 8, 10:57:55
- I say that. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 8, 10:54:39
  - its funny innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 11:02:48
  - me too (General Chat) - Dave in France, Aug 8, 11:00:09
  - Not at all. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 10:56:44
    - Obvious..... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 8, 10:59:13
Lee Sharpe....... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 8, 10:33:56
- Was he with Titmuss? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 10:41:12
  - No...... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 8, 10:43:50
- does he swing both ways? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 8, 10:34:25
  - Pass...... (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 8, 10:35:45
    - Ex-Footballer cum wannabee celebrity in columbian marching powder shocker? (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 8, 10:39:02
Why aren't Arsenal Loanees coming here? (NCFC) - phrankin, Aug 8, 09:38:24
- from the Caps AGM last night we were told the following... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 8, 09:43:08
  - "players have been ruling us out due to the location of Norwich" (NCFC) - pants, Aug 8, 09:47:38
    - I was laughed at for saying this a few weeks ago (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 8, 09:49:54
      - Thing is (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 8, 10:25:15
        
        reminds me of paulo vannazza not wanting to play for us cos he wanted to stay in london (NCFC) - pants, Aug 8, 10:28:14
        
        He's now banging the blonde... (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Aug 8, 10:54:42
        
        It'll never last (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 8, 11:08:11
        
        Yeah, i've heard she wants to... (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Aug 8, 11:09:32
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 8, 11:39:42
        
        be taken in every way possible. (n/m) (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 8, 11:11:17
        
        * sniiiiiiiiiiffffff * (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 10:57:36
        
        ....tuna fish? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Aug 8, 10:57:58
        
        Dunno, maybe. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 10:59:25
        
        'Appen there's some reet clubs in Rotherham. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 10:32:58
        
        At least you can get away from it in a hurry. (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 8, 10:34:52
      - Should stop phoning the ticket office. (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 8, 09:52:36
      - haha, (NCFC) - pants, Aug 8, 09:51:24
  - That's interesting - what else was said? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Aug 8, 09:44:53
    - They admitted that the performances... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 8, 09:56:37
      - Chicken and Egg (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Aug 8, 10:08:17
      - I asked this question to Doncaster last week, funny how it didn't get put on the chat (NCFC) - pants, Aug 8, 10:02:14
Hey D & C...........You asked me last week........... (General Chat) - Kirrie, Aug 8, 09:24:35
- Which company do you work for? (General Chat) - Dog, Aug 8, 10:12:06
- So can you make them (General Chat) - Mushy Pea, Aug 8, 09:32:00
- sounds interesting... (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 8, 09:30:22
- Very informative - thanks. What's an "Assistant Kit Manager"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 8, 09:29:28
  - Are you (General Chat) - Mushy Pea, Aug 8, 09:54:54
  - I've made this patently clear. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 09:36:17
    - who looks after the 'blood' shirt ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 8, 09:52:18
    - Ahhh - now that would make sense... (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 8, 09:39:23
Shirts by post (NCFC) - Derek Acorah, Aug 8, 09:23:59
- I've always had to sign for them when they're sent out. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 8, 09:27:27
  - Yeah thats what i thought... (NCFC) - Derek Acorah, Aug 8, 09:36:51
Picking up on Mr Bay's excellent idea (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 7, 17:28:38
- Boo. And yet indeed "hiss", also. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 20:04:43
Neil Doncaster has replied (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Aug 7, 16:55:30
- If you want to see animals then go to the zoo, FFS! (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Aug 8, 01:53:34
- Good question and fair play to Mr D... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Aug 7, 17:58:53
- That has generated (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Aug 7, 17:13:22
- Lots of time for him (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Aug 7, 17:08:42
- i remember the good old days when they used to have dancers (NCFC) - otbc2006, Aug 7, 16:59:00
- 'a tiger or too' (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 16:58:23
  - Is this some form of dance troupe ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Aug 8, 01:52:04
- I just spat out half of my drink (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Aug 7, 16:57:15
- "A tiger or too"?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Aug 7, 16:56:48
- hahahaha excellent! (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 7, 16:56:27
  - He's a top bloke (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Aug 7, 16:58:02
    - i was collecting for a charity once and he hadnt got any change (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 7, 17:01:20
      - wanker (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck and Chips, Aug 7, 17:13:56
    - meeting him tonight, as well as Delia and Michael... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 16:59:04
      - Ask them why Worthy thinks (NCFC) - matgore, Aug 7, 17:35:19
      - Will you ask him if he concurs that superted would kick banaman's arse in a fight? (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Aug 7, 17:04:43
        
        If the time is right (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 17:05:45
        
        = no (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 17:06:13
        
        Excellent (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Aug 7, 17:06:10
Noitced a talk earlier down re: musical instrument,therefore.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Aug 7, 16:50:24
- *clears throat*.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 7, 18:02:43
- Highlight of my musical career was reserve Glockenspiel player at avenue road junior !!! (General Chat) - Claygate_Canary, Aug 7, 17:07:18
  - I went to that school too... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Aug 7, 18:41:12
- How did the trumpet-playing go down... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 7, 16:55:11
  - LOL..... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Aug 7, 16:57:39
- Trouser trumpet (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:51:33
- Last time I checked singing wasn't a musical instrument (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck, Aug 7, 16:51:11
  - When was the last time you checked? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:52:36
  - Wrong (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 7, 16:51:46
- Singing is hardly a musical instrument (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 7, 16:51:00
  - Gonna admit to being wrong? (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 17:16:13
    - It would appear I am wrong... (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 7, 17:22:46
      - Once again, you haven't seen me in two years (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 17:25:12
        
        Pants (General Chat) - conker, Aug 7, 17:28:09
        
        It's a term of endearment (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 7, 17:26:22
        
        whatever (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 17:27:08
        
        Okay... (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 7, 17:27:46
        
        Seriously.... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Aug 7, 17:28:50
        
        You'll have to see for yourself (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 17:28:17
        
        I would... (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 7, 17:30:25
        
        Stop bullying each other. (n/m) (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Aug 7, 17:33:52
        
        There's a difference pk (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 17:44:13
        
        And as for cowardly... (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 7, 17:51:55
        
        'I'd know if I was bullying him' (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 7, 17:51:19
        
        I don't expect you to accept it (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 18:32:14
        
        I didn't bring up Sarah (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 7, 18:47:20
        
        you might forget though (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 17:33:13
  - Dead wrong... (General Chat) - PK_Canary, Aug 7, 16:51:18
    - You're an instrument. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:51:40
      - lollitov (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:52:56
Reading further down a bout Ramadan (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Aug 7, 16:45:11
- I was in Turkey last year during Ramadan (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 7, 16:47:49
  - cool. Thought that would would probably be the case (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Aug 7, 16:55:33
  - why? are you going there again? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 16:49:10
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:52:03
- I was in Turkey lka (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 7, 16:47:32
- The restaurants are quiet during the day? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Aug 7, 16:46:36
- All restaurants close during daylight hours (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck, Aug 7, 16:46:34
- You won't be allowed out of your hotel. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:45:53
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 16:47:23
    - It's no laughing matter, son, it's going to really fuck-up his hols. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:48:35
      - I was thinking that too (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:50:30
Clarinets and flutes (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 7, 16:28:26
- Speaking from experience? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 7, 16:30:12
  - yep (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 7, 16:38:28
    - Bassoon is easily the best named musical instrument. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:41:13
      - you're a bassoon! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:42:22
        
        You're a fuckwit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:42:47
        
        You sniff ajax (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:43:47
        
        You eat duracells and vim. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:44:26
        
        you never got the toys in frosties cos you had Grandways own frosties (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:45:59
        
        You had to do PE in your undies. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:49:14
        
        I think I've lost (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:53:56
        
        Your plimsoles? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 7, 16:54:49
        
        Big kids threw them up a pylon. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:55:36
        
        Why do people do that (General Chat) - conker, Aug 7, 16:58:43
        
        If I had the chance to throw IED's trainers up a pylon. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 17:01:43
This is a classic!!!!!! (General Chat) - rwyank, Aug 7, 15:54:56
- BYE WRATHERS (n/m) (General Chat) - rwyank, Aug 7, 16:42:52
  - Bye then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:43:14
- On a similar theme, monty python (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:03:45
  - that funny!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - rwyank, Aug 7, 16:06:50
    - archamedes and i think he has an idea. (n/m) (General Chat) - rwyank, Aug 7, 16:08:26
      - Hegel is arguing that the reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:11:39
        
        this is soccer am's Boston Goals (General Chat) - rwyank, Aug 7, 16:15:25
        
        Soccer AM (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 16:31:49
  - and marx thinks it was offside! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:05:50
- Charles Charley Charles! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 15:56:23
  - Remember going into school when it was first aired, doing the "Finney", glory days! (n/m) (General Chat) - Phil_Collins, Aug 7, 16:31:24
    - great days!!!! I live in the states now tv over here is crap... (General Chat) - rwyank, Aug 7, 16:35:56
  - Finney on the wing (n/m) (General Chat) - rwyank, Aug 7, 15:57:39
    - Adapted for speed! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 16:01:00
      - thats great!!!! Norwich need somebody like finney on the wing that would do the trick. (n/m) (General Chat) - rwyank, Aug 7, 16:03:47
        
        and here's the half time entertainment - the man they call Mr Banjo, Mr George Banjo! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Aug 7, 17:53:07
Where is everyone today? (General Chat) - Ben, Aug 7, 15:54:01
- Bilverstone is still moaning, apparently, so perhaps try Ippo Corner for some action? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 15:56:54
  - Binner Bend with the whinging Ipswich farts (n/m) (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Aug 8, 01:55:28
- You're should be up for messageboard genocide!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 15:55:38
Conker: did your charity get ?50 from the Judge after the World Cup? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 15:26:33
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 7, 15:31:31
  - Right. Next time you see him on the board, have a word. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 15:46:02
    - not seen him in a while, hmmm (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 7, 15:46:36
      - haha I noticed that, Old Git has disappeared too... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 15:48:29
        
        OG's gone for 3 months apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 15:50:25
        
        Six weeks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 15:52:56
        
        Back in September. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 15:53:22
        
        hurrah! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 15:53:37
Is that Gael Clichy still crocked at Arsenal? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 14:15:33
- He got injured last week, out for 6 weeks (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 14:19:33
- Failing that, can someone point me at a website that lists premiership team's injuries? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 14:18:56
Anyone on here tried one of those Gillette M3Power razors? (General Chat) - conker, Aug 7, 14:01:27
- Gillette Blue Two for me (n/m) (General Chat) - Nigel Gurgingon, Aug 7, 14:31:03
- better than an electric (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 7, 14:23:17
  - It was gooooood! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 7, 14:25:17
    - you always get a closer shave with a razor - us ladies prefer that! (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck and Chips, Aug 7, 14:36:26
- Forget that bollocks and get one of these ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 14:05:59
- The Ones With The Battery & Vibrations? (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Aug 7, 14:03:41
  - do u use one of them little brushes as well 2 lather it all up????? (General Chat) - otbc2006, Aug 7, 14:10:14
    - Yes! (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Aug 7, 14:23:12
  - I got the Gillette gel that goes with the razor, came as a pack (General Chat) - conker, Aug 7, 14:04:57
- Any better than a normal mach 3 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Aug 7, 14:02:42
- are they the ones that vibrate?? (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 7, 14:02:27
  - yeh ashley cole promotes them apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Aug 7, 14:12:23
    - Beckham (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 14:13:45
      - Whoosh (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 14:19:55
        
        I got it boyo! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 14:20:54
  - That's the one (General Chat) - conker, Aug 7, 14:03:59
    - Get yourself a proper electric razor... (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 7, 14:05:48
      - Im tempted to make a joke about your need for a razor (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 7, 14:07:00
        
        Go for it... (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 7, 14:08:24
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 14:06:06
    - I was allways a bit worried that i would slice my face up (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 7, 14:05:35
      - they're pretty smooth, feels a bit odd at first though (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 14:08:34
      - Well Im still a little concerned about that (General Chat) - conker, Aug 7, 14:06:26
Worthy In (NCFC) - Jono, Aug 7, 13:55:01
- It Would Be Good To Focus On The Football This Season (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Aug 7, 14:07:13
- I was with you until you said Thorne was the best striker in the league (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Aug 7, 13:56:13
  - Mark my words, he'll be in the England squad by Christmas... (NCFC) - Ben, Aug 7, 13:58:56
  - That was a bit of a joke... (NCFC) - Jono, Aug 7, 13:57:25
    - you obviously didn't hear him play on the radio on saturday (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 7, 14:22:18
      - keep fishing (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 14:24:24
        
        But you can tell when a player is shot to pieces. (NCFC) - Jono, Aug 7, 14:29:43
        
        Agree 100% (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 14:37:19
        
        i know i know (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 7, 14:28:08
        
        I was about 3 paragraphs into explaining why (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 14:42:30
        
        maybe you should do that more often (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 7, 14:47:29
        
        exactly (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 14:52:45
        
        if you post here every ten minutes (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 7, 15:00:56
        
        Think we've proven that Himmers doesn't go to matches even though he could... (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 7, 15:03:16
        
        oh look its a victory for the Spack Pack "we did this, we did that" (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 15:14:37
        
        "Pants in everyone out to get me shocker" (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 7, 15:19:48
        
        lmao (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 15:20:23
        
        we don't do that kind of thing down south anymore (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 7, 15:16:36
        
        and I'll save you a job (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 15:16:21
        
        I often don't go to matches that I could. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 15:09:19
        
        My point is... (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 7, 15:17:55
        
        so what! (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 15:19:21
        
        Not received it yet... (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 7, 15:20:34
        
        Do you want a medal? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 15:21:03
        
        If there is one going... (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 7, 15:22:06
        
        Can we auction that too? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Aug 7, 15:24:37
        
        Yeah... (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 7, 15:26:21
    - I think sat was promising and I am looking forward to the games this week (NCFC) - earlydoors, Aug 7, 14:00:10
      - indeed (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 14:01:42
Ramadan is approaching, i wonder if Safir will be taking part again (NCFC) - ingi, Aug 7, 13:48:00
- Safri's body could handle it.... (NCFC) - vstevenson, Aug 7, 14:46:26
  - Not allowed to drink during day either (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 7, 15:04:27
    - indeed, including water, checked that the other day (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 15:08:30
      - Im sure he is used to it (NCFC) - conker, Aug 7, 15:17:04
      - It doesnt matter if he doesnt play (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 7, 15:13:33
- Its Worthy who puts him out (NCFC) - Mushy Pea, Aug 7, 14:11:32
  - if u eat at say 6-7am and a games at 3pm or 7-45pm (NCFC) - otbc2006, Aug 7, 14:14:59
    - not even pasta? (NCFC) - pants, Aug 7, 14:19:08
    - correct n.m (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Aug 7, 14:16:55
- Why would it put him out of action? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Aug 7, 14:02:45
  - Night of power..................... (NCFC) - ingi, Aug 7, 14:11:33
- Didn't he announce his retirement from Ramadan after the last tournament? (NCFC) - Ben, Aug 7, 13:50:10
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Aug 7, 13:51:16
- you wonder if he will be taking part again do you? (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 13:49:58
  - info on ramadan (NCFC) - ingi, Aug 7, 14:01:42
    - wow, i'm impressed (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 7, 14:24:27
      - i find this particular religion facinating (NCFC) - ingi, Aug 7, 14:45:14
        
        particularly useful (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 7, 14:49:28
        
        I was going to congratulate him on his use of "meritorious" ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 15:02:21
    - It's not something you do one year and not the other though... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 14:06:25
      - If you practise every year, will you ever be able to do it properly & not need to practise (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Aug 7, 14:08:01
    - C.A.P massive! (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Aug 7, 14:05:28
  - bit sad if it is but glad to be of assistance (NCFC) - ingi, Aug 7, 13:53:06
    - Of course he fucking he is, it's a stupid question... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 13:57:10
      - some friends stay confined for the last 10 days to read "The Night of Power" (NCFC) - ingi, Aug 7, 14:06:56
        
        bit more info on the Qur'an (NCFC) - ingi, Aug 7, 14:09:06
When you think sing lyrics are something else (General Chat) - Duck, Aug 7, 11:24:23
- I used to think The Police's "So Lonely" was about Sue Lawley (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 7, 12:48:45
  - ooooh, oooooh, (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 7, 12:52:08
- What about, "When you can't believe those those are the real lyrics?" (General Chat) - Phil_Collins, Aug 7, 12:37:42
- bug a boo (General Chat) - SCC 26, Aug 7, 12:10:53
- The Stone Roses at the LSE in 88 I think in front of maybe 100 (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Aug 7, 12:09:54
- Bag of jis (General Chat) - pants, Aug 7, 11:53:22
  - hot hot heat (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 7, 11:59:25
- Angelic Upstarts, Gari Ballroom Yarmouth (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Aug 7, 11:32:51
  - Garibaldi has now been demolished! (General Chat) - conker, Aug 7, 12:16:35
    - Shame they haven't done the same with the rest of Yarmouth (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Aug 7, 12:18:07
- *song (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck, Aug 7, 11:26:32
Bet he won't answer my questions (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 4, 15:54:00
- nor mine (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 4, 16:01:26
- Chris Sutton questions are banned. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 4, 15:57:14
  - zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 4, 15:58:56
    - Chris "i've always talked about ending my career at norwich" sutton more like (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 4, 16:01:56
      - Winged "Ive always talked about boinking Teri Hatcher" Eel Creosote (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 4, 16:03:17
        
        She'd snap. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 16:07:02
        
        pa "im diappointed you don't want a class player playing for us creo you big bummer" nts (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 4, 16:05:56
        
        Careful - Dolores comes on here sometimes, you know (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Aug 4, 16:04:42
        
        you'll have to keep guessing the first name tigerman (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 4, 16:06:42
        
        Leys face it (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 4, 16:09:59
- Yes but yours will be exceptionally convoluted..... (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 4, 15:55:54
  - Not really (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 4, 15:57:55
    - Hmmmmm...... (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 4, 15:58:46
      - Actually (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 4, 15:59:56
        
        Roffle...... (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 4, 16:03:26
No replies for a while - I think he's struggling with my Bluebird question (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 15:40:16
- He's disturbed by the idea of a asthmatic dugong rubbing Rennies in a Bluebird's eyes (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Aug 4, 15:46:07
  - as should we all be - it doesn't bear thinking about (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 15:57:25
- Question to you malkybarkid...... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 15:44:07
  - *reply (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 15:44:44
    - Both (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 15:46:45
      - were you bullied for being odd? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 15:47:59
        
        probably, although as I was being thrown over the playing field fence onto the road I (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 15:49:36
        
        with all due respect these emails to Donny could be very important... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 15:54:07
        
        I did send it and if you think this Q/A session will reveal anything illuminating, you are (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 16:02:07
        
        i know its unlikely... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 16:04:53
        
        are you saying that bluebirds' wings aren't important? (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 4, 15:57:00
        
        are you saying you give a fuck if they can fly?... (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 16:01:21
        
        Bluebirds are responsible for 99% of what you eat young man - don't be so flippant (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 16:03:48
        
        for fuck sake do something intelligent with you're brain! (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 16:06:25
        
        ha ha. back of the net. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 16:28:44
        
        rofelle (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 16:16:52
        
        ROLF (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Aug 4, 16:08:34
        
        who? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 16:12:30
        
        and nothing to do with the fact I was tall, blonde, chiselled and an Adonis-like God to (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 15:53:05
        
        No, he was the teacher. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 4, 15:49:25
        
        what when he was 9? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 15:51:18
        
        YES MBK is like Harry Potter. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 4, 15:56:15
- struggling with mine too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 4, 15:41:28
  - And mine...... (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 4, 15:42:20
    - I looked (NCFC) - pants, Aug 4, 15:55:04
    - He touched on it early on so maybe he thinks he's dealt with it (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Aug 4, 15:44:28
      - Ah but he didn't...... (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 4, 15:46:37
      - you lot do my fucking head on, you all come from a different planet. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 4, 15:46:34
        
        seconded (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 15:47:04
  - Blimey (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 15:42:13
    - and he's been there 5 years, so that speaks a few volumes about (NCFC) - pants, Aug 4, 15:44:03
    - But that is including ludacris sums of money for Hughes and Etuhu (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 4, 15:43:06
Iain Dowie. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 14:53:47
PREDICTIONS FOR TOMORROW (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Aug 4, 14:46:54
- i see you've picked both there newest signings (NCFC) - raretek, Aug 4, 15:38:57
  - their (n/m) (NCFC) - raretek, Aug 4, 15:39:24
- 1-1, Hucks and Horse. (n/m) (NCFC) - vstevenson, Aug 4, 14:49:52
- I'd say 2-1 for Norwich (NCFC) - francesco, Aug 4, 14:48:46
- No fucking way will we score first. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 14:48:02
  - Pants has bookmarked this post... (NCFC) - Dog, Aug 4, 14:49:25
    - he hasn't (NCFC) - Dave in France, Aug 4, 14:56:20
    - have not, you BASTARD! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 4, 14:52:55
      - blub (n/m) (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Aug 4, 14:56:06
is that bloke off the bt adverts really porking that woman wiv all the kids (General Chat) - otbc2006, Aug 4, 14:31:51
- I don't get that add, hes got his house and stuff (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 14:34:22
  - What I don't get is that he bases his decision on where to move... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 4, 14:47:00
    - I wish. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 4, 15:14:06
  - and he leaves his keys lying around and they all look at him like (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 14:40:50
    - no decent adverts on tv anymore (General Chat) - otbc2006, Aug 4, 14:42:24
  - it's not real is it Tronface! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 14:36:53
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 14:37:43
  - any bloke who lumbers himself wiv another womans kids (General Chat) - otbc2006, Aug 4, 14:35:57
    - I think you mean "another man's kid's" or your post is even more stupid than it looks? (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 4, 14:38:22
      - another man's kid's what? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 14:41:17
        
        Crossfire probably (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 4, 14:45:24
        
        blisterfinger (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 14:48:22
    - You're not the full ticket. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 14:36:50
      - have you got a wart on your ticket? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 14:37:16
        
        I've got a mole on my leg. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 14:38:01
        
        I like moles - they've got big, flappy hands (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 14:40:17
        
        I went fishing once, right, with me ole man, down Shadwell way ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 14:46:27
  - He's an actor in an advert. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 4, 14:35:43
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 14:37:55
NEWS FROM COLNEY - starting XI for tomorrow... (n/m) (NCFC) - andrew, Aug 4, 14:12:24
- Gallagher, Drury, Shack, Doch, Colin (n/m) (NCFC) - andrew, Aug 4, 14:12:56
  - Pugh, Bew, Barney Mcgrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 14:13:53
    - Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Titch (n/m) (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 14:34:28
      - Rod, Freddie and Jane (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 14:37:51
        
        minge fadge and mary (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 4, 14:41:46
        
        MBK, EOM,Tudders, NG & Posh rob. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Aug 4, 14:50:56
        
        Is posh rob posh (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 4, 14:56:56
    - *Pugh, Pugh etc... (n/m) (NCFC) - DonLogan, Aug 4, 14:14:47
      - oopsie - ok. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 14:16:29
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 14:14:04
  - we're fucked then (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 26, Aug 4, 14:13:26
  - Croft, Etuhu, Safri, Robinson, Hucks (n/m) (NCFC) - andrew, Aug 4, 14:13:17
    - Earnie (n/m) (NCFC) - andrew, Aug 4, 14:13:25
It's no use (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 4, 12:47:15
- Me too. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 12:52:01
  - yes poor show on your part that (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Aug 4, 12:54:35
    - Blame my bruvver. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 12:56:08
      - What's that got to do with it? (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 4, 12:56:34
        
        He's on holiday up here ish (derbys). (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 12:58:27
        
        Ah...... (NCFC) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 4, 13:01:12
FAO AB - (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 12:42:18
- Needs a boa, Malky (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 4, 12:43:57
  - I know, I know - couldn't be arsed to draw the spindly, hairy thing though. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 12:46:49
    - I've got one (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 4, 12:48:49
      - mine's aquamarine (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 12:50:08
        
        aquamarine (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 4, 12:51:08
        
        yep aquamarine, turqoise is so pass? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 12:52:07
        
        what about (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 4, 12:53:55
        
        too much like baby poo - imagine that around your neck (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 12:59:44
- lollorosso. Fankoo. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 12:43:17
- haha - I love that big gay thong (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 12:42:49
  - cms soon (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 12:44:07
    - it's a good job the client is rubbish at keeping on top of the work she has with us (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 13:16:30
Anyone on here got a myspace account (General Chat) - Bonjour, Aug 4, 11:51:56
- Are you looking for peoples real accounts or... (General Chat) - Ben, Aug 4, 11:59:39
  - real ones please! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bonjour, Aug 4, 12:03:08
- ... (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 11:59:18
  - I don't get myspace, what's it all about? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Aug 4, 12:01:45
    - load of shit!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 13:13:14
      - only cos you hate duck and chips :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 13:27:06
        
        as good a reason as any! (n/m) (General Chat) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 13:33:55
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 13:45:29
    - I use it to find music (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 12:02:51
      - ALL LOOKS A LOAD OF NONSENSE TO ME (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Aug 4, 12:19:41
        
        Don't use it then (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 12:26:37
      - sounds like u could be well in there wiv claire (n/m) (General Chat) - otbc2006, Aug 4, 12:18:55
      - and to say "oooooo Matron!" to Chish and Fips (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 12:18:47
        
        :P (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 12:27:29
        
        How about a "Shout it loud, gay and proud!" Gumby? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 12:19:42
        
        damn, as if I haven't got enough to do (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 12:21:21
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 26, Aug 4, 11:52:25
  - why is that funny?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Bonjour, Aug 4, 11:57:53
FAO: creosote & cc (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 11:29:44
- Or (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Aug 4, 11:31:26
  - Or (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 4, 11:51:17
    - So... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 4, 13:37:52
      - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 13:48:17
FAO Nasie (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 4, 10:38:59
- For those of you not on Jim Nasium's mailing list... (Other Football) - Declan, Aug 4, 10:45:46
  - Cos the girl on the bottom left looks exactly like William Gallas (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 4, 10:49:08
    - or cos someone stabbed the bottom right girl in the head! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 10:52:23
    - cracking bit of early morning racism (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 4, 10:52:22
      - really... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 10:52:56
        
        What is pants on about ?!!! (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 4, 11:05:24
        
        not sure it looks exactly like him but certaintly a resembelance... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 11:06:27
        
        Yeah well deep-seated racism is when you notice shit like that. (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 4, 11:08:26
        
        hardly likey to look like John Terry or somet was she?? (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 11:09:39
  - why? (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 10:48:07
    - The girl in the middle is meant to look like Lampard.. (Other Football) - Ben, Aug 4, 10:52:36
      - Frank Lampard's summer job... (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Aug 4, 10:56:36
        
        Yeah I didn't see the title (Other Football) - pants, Aug 4, 11:00:09
        
        lol... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 11:05:02
        
        For that you need....... (Other Football) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 4, 11:10:52
      - jesus that does a bit! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 10:53:30
        
        ... that *do* a bit ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 10:56:11
        
        why would I wanna do that stupid fucking accent?? (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 10:59:15
        
        Precisely. (Other Football) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 4, 11:06:25
        
        when will you realise this is a message board??... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 11:07:20
        
        I can confirm that Bev is indeed a pr*ck on here and in real life... (Other Football) - Brom, Aug 4, 11:16:45
        
        Cheers. (Other Football) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 4, 11:20:06
        
        Have no idea... (Other Football) - Brom, Aug 4, 11:23:02
        
        Yep. (Other Football) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 4, 11:11:18
        
        some brain surgeons are extremely poor at spelling... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 11:15:38
        
        *stoopud fuckun* (n/m) (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Aug 4, 11:00:40
        
        Oi... (Other Football) - Brom, Aug 4, 11:00:15
        
        no, offence like... (Other Football) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 11:02:26
        
        Brom loves daft accents, that's why he loves birmingham so much (Other Football) - pants, Aug 4, 11:03:51
Is there any chance at all that Chelsea will not win the Prem this season ? (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 4, 10:20:37
- I think Liverpool have a great chance of winning the title this year (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 4, 10:21:29
  - or completely self destructing (Other Football) - Exile, Aug 4, 12:32:12
  - LOL. Yeah but seriously ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 4, 10:22:31
    - Liverpools defence is solid (Other Football) - pants, Aug 4, 10:27:45
      - You forget to mention thier best midfielder, Xabi Alonso. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 10:48:14
        
        yeah, I was just mentioning the new boys to add to the ones already there (Other Football) - pants, Aug 4, 10:55:56
        
        Agreed (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 4, 11:01:14
        
        Zenden will be a new signing to them too (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 4, 11:04:35
        
        agreed, one of my fav prem players without a doubt (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Aug 4, 10:50:10
        
        Steven Gerrard: best midfielder in england? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 10:51:49
        
        best ENGLISH midfielder almost certainly (Other Football) - mr carra, Aug 4, 11:03:14
      - Bellemy will spend most of his time injured! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sperminator, Aug 4, 10:43:00
      - Pennant (Other Football) - Larry Hagman, Aug 4, 10:41:39
        
        Not true (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 4, 10:51:20
        
        Tiz true (Other Football) - Larry Hagman, Aug 4, 11:13:11
      - I reckon a distant 2nd is the best they can hope for. (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 4, 10:33:22
        
        I know what your saying (Other Football) - pants, Aug 4, 10:38:59
        
        You're not suggesting Liverpool play exciting, attacking football are you ? (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 4, 10:41:38
        
        Nah i reckon crespo won't get a look in (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 4, 10:45:02
        
        he will in europe. Mourinho already has said Drogba is his first choice (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Aug 4, 10:50:45
Preston game (NCFC) - Riverking, Aug 3, 17:05:18
- Yep - try calling C Haughsiss on 0207 967 8026 (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Aug 3, 17:08:05
  - i dont get iut either (n/m) (NCFC) - Riverking, Aug 3, 17:13:28
    - Honestly... (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Aug 3, 17:15:27
      - Reminds me of younger days... (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 3, 17:22:22
        
        ...me and a friend used to do that in Norwich station! (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Aug 3, 17:23:22
        
        "Get off the line, there's a train coming" (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 3, 17:24:13
        
        ...and we'd stand at adjacent payphones, usually with adjacent numbers... (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Aug 3, 17:24:05
  - It's been a long day. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 3, 17:09:11
    - Summat like... (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 3, 17:16:02
    - try calling the no (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 3, 17:14:48
      - Can't be arsed. Can't someone just explain it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 3, 17:15:43
- 08704441902 (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 3, 17:06:34
- 08704441902 (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Aug 3, 17:06:04
  - sorry, i actually know the number (NCFC) - Riverking, Aug 3, 17:07:33