I went fishing once, right, with me ole man, down Shadwell way ...

... and we're stood on the bank of the river, the river Thet, fishing, and there's this mole burrowing along the bank - we could see the earth being moved. And quick as you like me dad stuck his big ole size-9 heel into the muck, behind moley, shoved his hand into the earth and pulled out the mole to show me it's really rather far-out hands.

I was well impressed. I was only about eight or suffen. "My dad can catch moles with his bare hands".

Posted By: Arizona Bay on August 4th 2006 at 14:46:27

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is that bloke off the bt adverts really porking that woman wiv all the kids (General Chat) - otbc2006, Aug 4, 14:31:51
- I don't get that add, hes got his house and stuff (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 14:34:22
  - What I don't get is that he bases his decision on where to move... (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Aug 4, 14:47:00
    - I wish. (General Chat) - InTheAbsenceOfAHorse, Aug 4, 15:14:06
  - and he leaves his keys lying around and they all look at him like (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 14:40:50
    - no decent adverts on tv anymore (General Chat) - otbc2006, Aug 4, 14:42:24
  - it's not real is it Tronface! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 14:36:53
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 14:37:43
  - any bloke who lumbers himself wiv another womans kids (General Chat) - otbc2006, Aug 4, 14:35:57
    - I think you mean "another man's kid's" or your post is even more stupid than it looks? (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 4, 14:38:22
      - another man's kid's what? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 14:41:17
        
        Crossfire probably (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Aug 4, 14:45:24
        
        blisterfinger (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 14:48:22
    - You're not the full ticket. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 14:36:50
      - have you got a wart on your ticket? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 14:37:16
        
        I've got a mole on my leg. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 14:38:01
        
        I like moles - they've got big, flappy hands (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 4, 14:40:17
        
        I went fishing once, right, with me ole man, down Shadwell way ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 4, 14:46:27
  - He's an actor in an advert. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 4, 14:35:43
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 4, 14:37:55

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