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Just back from Hols. Anything interesting happened? (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 29, 17:07:28
- Ooh, ooh, I nairlee forgot (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 29, 17:17:54
- I've got a needledick. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 17:13:49
  - Apparently we've (that's me and my, (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 29, 17:19:51
    - Brewing up? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 17:24:41
      - Whatever! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 29, 17:33:52
    - Is it a Sunncamp 460DX? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 17:21:24
      - Aint got a clue! Just got a text. (NCFC) - CB41, Jun 29, 17:22:14
- Yep - one big piece of news (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 29, 17:13:04
  - Don't play it down. TWO new scoreboards. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 17:18:57
  - I was aware of that bombshell before I left (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 29, 17:14:50
    - oh. No more news then. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 29, 17:16:35
- Yes, another demonstration (NCFC) - Fozzybear, Jun 29, 17:10:55
- Did you do to Mexico? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 17:09:38
  - Nope. (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 29, 17:10:40
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 29, 17:08:55
- not really (n/m) (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jun 29, 17:08:45
  - actually I got very excited when I saw a headline "Hull snap up Hughes" (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jun 29, 17:10:00
Post of the Day (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 29, 17:05:16
- Every time you laugh at Smudger a small kitten is butchered. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 17:08:16
  - ha ha. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 29, 17:12:20
    - He slowly and smugly inserts another biro (Pentel BK77M) into his top pocket. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 17:15:07
      - lol (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 17:19:17
      - ha ha. Does he do a sly little nod, too? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 29, 17:17:12
        
        Oh yes, sort of sideways. And then winks at himself in the mirror (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 17:18:22
        
        No, I never do that, that's a Used Car Salesman variety of smug. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 17:21:26
      - he gets a semi (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 29, 17:16:28
- I thought his first post was funnier (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 29, 17:07:17
- When you laugh at Smudger (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 29, 17:06:42
anyone here got a photo of Cureton with his dyed hair? (n/m) (NCFC) - steven, Jun 29, 16:55:20
- mbk has. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 16:56:23
  - in his bedroom! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 29, 16:56:51
    - No, really, he has, it was on here the other day. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 17:04:20
      - Seconded. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 17:05:18
      - here it is (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 17:05:04
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 17:12:16
        
        I didn't realise he carried on doing it at Colchester (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 29, 17:06:21
        
        yes (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 17:07:54
        
        Yay! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 17:05:55
        
        silly little cheerleader with a wet dress on (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 17:07:23
        
        picture needed (n/m) (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jun 29, 17:10:53
        
        "needed" is just a bit too much (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 17:17:07
        
        yay! (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 29, 17:08:38
        
        silly old man having a tailgate party with a stetson on (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 17:10:40
        
        Gee, you're sure not rising to this one, are ya, Hound dog? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 17:15:54
        
        No way Esse. I'm so like todally chilled. Paint me laid back. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 17:19:48
        
        Yo! Rad shit, bro! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 17:21:14
        
        Where? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 17:08:28
Demonstrations to take place first game of the season... (NCFC) - Smudger, Jun 29, 16:32:13
- ... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 29, 18:53:01
- ... (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jun 29, 17:04:48
- ok smudger i will be there with a camcorder (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 29, 16:43:11
  - And so will Chris Brown... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 29, 16:50:41
  - Any camera stuck in my face would be met with a good... (NCFC) - Smudger, Jun 29, 16:49:33
    - FAO: Selwyn... See what I mean? (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 29, 16:53:07
    - golly (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 29, 16:53:02
    - Are you Danny Dyer? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 16:51:55
      - So must TURD... (NCFC) - Smudger, Jun 29, 17:03:17
        
        lollo rosso (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 29, 18:57:15
        
        angry little man aren't you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 29, 17:55:12
      - I reckon he fackin is (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jun 29, 16:52:55
    - Blimey, you sound hard. You must be a real Man. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 16:51:28
- Shut up you pr*ck! Why are our fans so knee-jerk these days (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 29, 16:41:53
  - They aren't they are utter cocks like you... (NCFC) - Smudger, Jun 29, 16:47:46
    - most on here wouldnt have anything to do with the worthy out campaigne... (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 29, 16:51:49
      - I know mate... same with the Chase demos... (NCFC) - Smudger, Jun 29, 16:56:06
        
        i will see what happens but im not happy at the mo.plenty more thinking like you though (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 29, 16:59:48
        
        AHAHAHAHAHA! Five million???? Go be a Wolves fan. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 29, 16:57:12
        
        £5 million? (NCFC) - Fozzybear, Jun 29, 16:59:48
        
        What £3.5mil for Eanie plus £2mil that the Turners supposedly had put in for new players.. (NCFC) - Smudger, Jun 29, 17:06:31
        
        They didn't put £2 million in to buy players. It offset some debt so that we didn't HAVE (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 17:13:17
        
        ehm and what have we just done then??? (n/m) (NCFC) - Smudger, Jun 29, 17:33:24
        
        It was a clause in his contract, he wanted to go - end of. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 17:39:32
        
        well said .we have been let down but people cant see it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 29, 17:08:45
      - Rubbish! The KTFers didn't want anything to do with it but they only came out on Saturdays (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 29, 16:54:38
        
        rubbish.there were too many gutless worthy outers who wouldnt do fuck all about it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 29, 16:56:14
  - Emphasis on the jerk (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 29, 16:46:31
- Have fun demonstrating on your own, you immature, stretched faced, bandwagon-jumping, wan (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 29, 16:41:44
  - at least he has the balls to do what he thinks is right (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 29, 16:42:46
    - No he doesn't, he's demonstrating at every opportunity. I'd agree if this was an emergency (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 29, 16:44:44
      - You just go on being ripped off and supporting this clubs board in leading... (NCFC) - Smudger, Jun 29, 16:59:00
        
        ... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 29, 18:54:24
        
        Good, I will. That's why I call myself a Norwich supporter. (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 29, 17:02:59
        
        Utter clap trap... bet you supported Worthy and Chase until the very end... (NCFC) - Smudger, Jun 29, 17:08:17
        
        You're welcome to trawl the archives and see that no, I didn't like either of them. (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 29, 19:11:17
        
        ffs! don't encourage him... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 29, 19:49:42
        
        its there own stupid fault ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 29, 17:05:15
- joking smudger?? (NCFC) - sotoncanary, Jun 29, 16:40:01
  - hahaha I'll assume that you are joking too SOTON??? (n/m) (NCFC) - Smudger, Jun 29, 17:09:14
  - yep, its no like its deadline day is it? we have ages to find some talent (n/m) (NCFC) - Narwich, Jun 29, 16:40:58
    - just like every summer,but we never do (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 29, 16:44:25
      - We haven't had a summer with Peter Grant as manager (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 29, 16:46:34
        
        my arse.pre season training starts next week (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 29, 16:49:09
        
        you have to train your arse? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 29, 16:49:59
        
        lol (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 16:53:01
        
        note the full stop lol (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 29, 17:01:00
        
        it was an open goal (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 29, 16:53:56
- a bit harsh but...................... (NCFC) - Chopper, Jun 29, 16:36:54
- Peanut. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 16:36:38
- Don't be silly... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 29, 16:36:25
  - they cant live on that forever (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 29, 16:41:50
  - dont say that! (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 29, 16:38:48
- go 4 it mate. (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 29, 16:35:52
- Dumbo (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 16:35:05
- Great! Another mental (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jun 29, 16:34:44
- You and the usual mob of 12 year olds. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 16:34:36
- Don't be such a w***er (NCFC) - Thrapwinkle, Jun 29, 16:34:24
- you're the dickhead on the Pinkun board aren't you? (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jun 29, 16:34:06
- twat (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 29, 16:33:21
- Is this you? (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Jun 29, 16:33:06
  - No, this is him (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 29, 16:34:43
    - Or this?? (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Jun 29, 16:37:40
    - Ahhh! I love Britney. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 16:37:34
      - mental (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jun 29, 16:39:08
        
        Wibble-wibble. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 16:40:30
- ffs grow up (n/m) (NCFC) - Narwich, Jun 29, 16:33:04
Why didn't we let Earnshaw speak with any club... (NCFC) - trueyellow, Jun 29, 16:25:32
- EARNSHAW (NCFC) - grantsgreenarmy09, Jun 29, 16:29:40
  - he wouldnt have gone to charlton (NCFC) - sotoncanary, Jun 29, 16:42:01
  - Yeah, Charlton were just about to offer more than the Minimum Fee Release Clause as well. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 16:31:47
  - dont you understand how the buy out clause works? (NCFC) - Narwich, Jun 29, 16:31:36
  - read the story, try to understand it, research what a buy-out clause means... (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jun 29, 16:31:34
- Because other clubs would have offered the same amount in the buy out clause (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Jun 29, 16:27:28
- We got the most we could possibly have got at this stage (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jun 29, 16:27:21
- no one would have offered above the release clause.. (NCFC) - Narwich, Jun 29, 16:27:03
Team now looking very average (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 29, 16:22:36
- revised side - I forgot Lappin (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 29, 16:32:43
- Hucks will play up front with Lappin on left (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 29, 16:31:10
  - nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 29, 16:33:34
  - Hucks and Cureton up top?? (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 29, 16:32:03
- 1 Step Forward 10 Steps Back (NCFC) - Scalo, Jun 29, 16:28:22
  - not fickle, stupid (NCFC) - sotoncanary, Jun 29, 16:44:44
  - Yes. I think it appears that "we" are. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 16:30:14
- its still june..give it time. (n/m) (NCFC) - Narwich, Jun 29, 16:24:43
- What like.... last year it looked stella ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Jun 29, 16:24:09
  - nope last year it looked average - this year it looks worse (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 29, 16:25:05
    - What's the difference between "average" and "very average"? (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jun 29, 16:29:22
      - "very" (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 16:31:42
        
        fule. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 16:32:53
    - Looks better to me. (NCFC) - Snakey, Jun 29, 16:26:54
      - none of them were in last years first XI (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 29, 16:29:41
      - I agree, looks far better and only June. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 29, 16:28:43
        
        Better than what (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 29, 16:31:22
        
        4-4-1 (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jun 29, 16:36:34
        
        lol I missed out Robinson from the midfield!! (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 29, 16:39:44
        
        looks the bloody same - less a 3.5 million striker (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 29, 16:31:42
hate to say i told you so... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 29, 16:11:12
- Top prediction (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 29, 16:18:44
  - ta muchly :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 29, 18:40:13
- You read b3ta. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 16:11:45
  - not so much now (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 29, 16:14:14
I think it will need Eastwood to sign by 5pm..... (NCFC) - Highlander, Jun 29, 16:03:47
- eastwood will go to wolves watford or maybe charlton (n/m) (NCFC) - Narwich, Jun 29, 16:08:49
  - Agreed..we have less to offer than them. McLeod seems more our sort of player. nm (NCFC) - Thrapwinkle, Jun 29, 16:14:23
  - Whoa. Stick your neck out, why not. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 16:10:33
    - heh..forgot preston (n/m) (NCFC) - Narwich, Jun 29, 16:11:19
      - present have Hawley (NCFC) - raretek, Jun 29, 16:15:36
- he wont.we have a gutless board remember (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 29, 16:07:55
- I think we can all forget about Eastwood really (NCFC) - Hull Canary, Jun 29, 16:06:07
  - agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jun 29, 16:08:44
Anyway, we saw 'Semi' yesterday. He looks like a big and strong cool dude. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jun 29, 15:55:54
- Semmy and Bap. Bap and Semmy. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 16:05:15
- Was he in a tent? Did you get his autograph on your trousers? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 15:56:58
  - I did a bit of a tent, but noone else is allowed to touch my trousers (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jun 29, 16:03:14
    - That's a blessing (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 16:11:27
  - I wasn't allowed! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 15:57:22
    - To get an autograph, not touch his trousers. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 16:16:06
    - Ha ha. " you're actually going to queue to get a fucking autograph" (NCFC) - Small, Jun 29, 16:02:16
      - Did you have a hog roast bap for £6.50 and watch The Red Barrows? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 16:12:33
        
        No. I had a free sausage though and saw a Pig's plums (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jun 29, 16:22:39
        
        "The Red Barrows" makes me smile. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 16:14:34
        
        And me, but not at £16 to get in to see some fast cows. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 16:18:20
        
        They should do a real Wickerman with actual sacrifices (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 16:23:25
        
        Is it pierced? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 16:28:59
        
        Yes, that is exactly what I meanted. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 16:25:02
      - Idiot. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 16:05:48
How can I change my fucking name?!? (NCFC) - Earnie is a legend, Jun 29, 15:51:03
- Just re-register (NCFC) - Half Pint, Jun 29, 15:56:24
- I don't know, I don't think it's possible to change your name on here.. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 15:54:30
  - nope, once you've got one you've got to use it from then on, definitely. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 29, 15:56:38
bbc radio norfolk say they understand cureton will sign this afternoon for a fee of around (NCFC) - eddie, Jun 29, 15:03:49
- Kin Ada, that's a lot of biscuits (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 29, 15:10:48
  - we can't be paying anywhere near that amount. Surely. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 29, 15:18:37
  - We won't be paying in biscuits OG, they'll want actual pounds sterling. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 15:12:54
    - Bicuists would be cheaper for us cos Delia could bake them herself (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 29, 15:19:18
      - I'd Kevin Keegan it if we bought a player for a container ship full of biscuits. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 15:24:06
        
        Ha ha, brilliant irony (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 29, 15:25:43
- Hopefully that'll be something like £200K now, £200K next season (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 15:08:26
- To much money. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 15:05:10
  - On the face of it... (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 29, 15:06:38
    - 700k is nothing for someone who WANTS to play in a Norwich shirt. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 29, 15:07:52
      - I want to play in a Norwich shirt (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 29, 15:11:46
      - 700k for a 32 year old strikes me as a desperate panic... (NCFC) - loz, Jun 29, 15:10:15
        
        Cureton is a SCREAMING Panic buy (n/m) (NCFC) - Commisar_Canary, Jun 29, 16:48:33
        
        i mentioned Ray Jones the other day (NCFC) - raretek, Jun 29, 15:33:25
        
        Not really. (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 29, 15:15:42
        
        1 good season will be value for money (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 29, 15:15:38
        
        He's 31. (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 29, 15:11:55
        
        32 in August though (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 29, 15:17:21
        
        So what? (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 29, 15:20:24
        
        And if he scores 20 goals? (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 29, 15:19:23
      - Good point - this is really the one thing we have been missing since promotion year.. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 29, 15:09:38
Pinkun (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jun 29, 15:00:00
- I've been using that for a good long while now. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 15:02:16
- Try This Instead (NCFC) - Drinkell, Jun 29, 15:01:13
  - no rss feed unless you pay (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jun 29, 15:16:57
Seen as we're having a "football" day for once, has anyone read "The Damned Utd" by David (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 14:55:00
- In Search of Robert Millar is a good 'un too (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 29, 15:22:17
- I went to see David Pearce give a reading from The Damned United but haven't bought it yet (General Chat) - tim berry, Jun 29, 15:07:13
- Yes, a cracking read - hard to get used to the style though (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 29, 15:04:59
- That's on my bookshelf - I've read his 'GB84' all about the miners' strike - (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 29, 14:59:20
  - I've made a mental note to get hold of some of his other books. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 15:01:26
- woteva (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 29, 14:56:31
  - Is that a "yes", a "no" or a "reading is for poofs"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 15:00:36
    - reading is for poofs...see... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 29, 15:01:28
- Yes have read it - very goods if a bit strange (General Chat) - Jim, Jun 29, 14:56:19
Pissed off with this Howard talk......he scored 16??? how many were penalties??? (n/m) (NCFC) - walksie, Jun 29, 14:42:22
- Howard was perfect for Derby though (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 29, 14:44:47
  - Sadly he probably would have been perfect for us too (NCFC) - mr carra, Jun 29, 14:52:45
  - AB is a complete cock (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 29, 14:49:29
    - Leave it out I'm the cock of the board (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 14:51:51
    - Old Git is Gay for Pay (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 14:50:24
  - Ding ding ding. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 14:47:10
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 14:43:51
  - lol, what ever sort of game are Scunthorpe playing. (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 14:44:19
    - Mah Jong (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 14:46:09
      - MBK how is yer. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 14:46:48
        
        Nice. Been busy as a goose. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 14:52:51
        
        Have fun, last night, MBK? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 14:56:16
        
        Yes mate, only had another one after you left. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 29, 14:58:44
        
        Er! Yes and yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 15:00:43
I can't understand the people moaning about the Cureton signing (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 29, 14:30:31
- Hmmm. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 14:34:15
- "we still have Earnie" (NCFC) - mr carra, Jun 29, 14:33:31
  - Martin and sadly Brown are the other option to Cureton and Earnie (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 29, 14:36:14
    - best way of improving the defence (NCFC) - mr carra, Jun 29, 14:40:20
      - Perhaps we can get Iwan to dust his boots off, since it's seems to be Old Boy's day. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 14:42:20
        
        yup - or somone Cureton played with (oo-er) (NCFC) - mr carra, Jun 29, 14:45:15
    - Not sure quite what Brown has done to be labelled a waste of space... (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 29, 14:38:32
      - controlled the ball from a Chelsea corner back towards our goal and Drogba tapped it in (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 29, 14:46:12
        
        Still being harsh there. (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 29, 14:48:18
        
        Iwan used to, brilliant at defending corners, as is Drogba (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 29, 14:50:24
        
        Fairly sure you were semi-arguing on Brown's behalf a minute ago. (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 29, 14:53:01
        
        No, that was Cureton. (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 29, 14:54:56
      - The flip side of that argument (NCFC) - mr carra, Jun 29, 14:42:02
        
        Still think it's a bit harsh to rule him out totally at this stage. (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 29, 14:44:16
        
        I haven't ruled him out totally (NCFC) - mr carra, Jun 29, 14:48:48
        
        how many of them work out apart from the obvious class ones like (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 29, 14:54:09
        
        So you want Worthy back then? (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 29, 14:51:45
        
        Peter Crouch? (NCFC) - mr carra, Jun 29, 14:54:31
        
        Fair point. (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 29, 14:56:09
        
        Probably true (NCFC) - mr carra, Jun 29, 14:58:56
        
        May aswell stick with Brown then? (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 29, 14:59:55
        
        well, I was just trying to improve the odds! (NCFC) - mr carra, Jun 29, 15:03:05
        
        Wouldn't disagree with that. (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 29, 15:05:40
      - I think he is a fake (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 29, 14:39:25
        
        Right. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 29, 14:43:36
- As long as we keep Earnie, striker shouldn't have been the priority anyway (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 29, 14:32:51
  - we are in serious need of a CB we are cronicly short there anway (NCFC) - raretek, Jun 29, 14:46:46
    - all of them are fairly useless (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 29, 14:51:12
      - Shakell is hot and cold. (n/m) (NCFC) - raretek, Jun 29, 14:58:52
        
        oops (NCFC) - raretek, Jun 29, 15:00:08
      - Yeah, seemed to go backwards last season.. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 14:54:34
      - dunno why I typed that! (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 29, 14:53:08
Why the signing of Jamie Cureton represents a new era... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 29, 14:24:55
- Agreed - a player who really wants to play for the club is worth 2 who don't! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Jun 29, 14:31:59
- Isnt hendo the same though (NCFC) - earlydoors, Jun 29, 14:30:23
  - Henderson the same as the league's top scorer? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 14:34:16
  - Hendo has never scored on the kind of regular basis Cureton has (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 29, 14:31:52
    - Cureton even got 6 in 15 during his first spell for us (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 29, 14:33:22
      - 6 in 29 (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Jun 29, 14:35:04
        
        6 goals in 13 starts 17 sub (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 29, 14:43:25
        
        you've gotta admit comparing Hendo to Cureton is silly though? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 29, 14:37:14
        
        Absolutely but you went on about passion and commitment (NCFC) - earlydoors, Jun 29, 14:39:49
        
        yeh I said his ability could be called into question (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 29, 14:42:59
        
        Before last season though his stats are 21 in 99 in the top 2 divisions (NCFC) - earlydoors, Jun 29, 14:46:30
        
        how many of them are subs appearances for us and Reading?? (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 29, 14:48:09
        
        at least 17 from us and 23 from QPR (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Jun 29, 14:50:01
        
        Thats a fair point but (NCFC) - earlydoors, Jun 29, 14:53:51
      - including a few in the Prem (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Jun 29, 14:34:50
- up the PG! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 29, 14:26:38
Cureton in before Earnie goes out... (NCFC) - loz, Jun 29, 14:16:48
- Hokey Cokey? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 29, 14:18:43
  - That's what it's all about. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 14:19:30
    - You put your left in, garry brookes got gout (NCFC) - pants, Jun 29, 14:20:26
  - Heather McCarthy style? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 29, 14:19:27
Anyone know exactly how much we're paying for him? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 14:03:06
- 15 (NCFC) - pants, Jun 29, 14:04:53
  - Bloody hell, he int improved that much since last time have he? (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 14:06:29
    - here (NCFC) - pants, Jun 29, 14:08:08
- Thass the question, intut. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 14:04:07
  - As soon as he's a long term injury (NCFC) - pants, Jun 29, 14:06:19
    - ... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 29, 14:08:08
      - One poster suggested he was a surfer (NCFC) - pants, Jun 29, 14:11:43
        
        No, it actually is the truth. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 14:13:43
        
        Oh, I look really stupid and silly now (NCFC) - pants, Jun 29, 14:15:22
        
        It's a first! (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 29, 14:21:42
        
        and in other news, the world is round... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 29, 14:19:25
  - I guess his wages won't be too high though (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 29, 14:05:58
- 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 29, 14:03:34
Smothering the marbles (General Chat) - pants, Jun 29, 13:39:35
- Not replying to anymore of your posts. (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jun 29, 13:43:54
  - ever? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 29, 13:44:26
    - ...oh alright then (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jun 29, 14:05:00
      - rack off! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 29, 14:06:56
        
        You dag. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 14:09:22
Morag yes or no? (General Chat) - pants, Jun 29, 13:04:40
- To quote Randy Savage (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jun 29, 13:15:33
  - Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 29, 13:18:52
    - Rick Flair...It was like Leslie Neilsen in Pink Underwear...not nice. (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jun 29, 13:24:52
      - Are (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 29, 13:30:40
        
        Shirley! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 29, 13:39:03
        
        I beleive they have both passed on.. (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jun 29, 13:34:29
        
        Dave Smith went on to become the British Bulldog (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 29, 13:58:14
        
        good spot! (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jun 29, 14:06:02
        
        Who is also now dead (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 29, 14:05:25
        
        so he is! (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 29, 14:10:01
      - Did he use a hacksaw to cut through 2 by 4? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 13:29:15
        
        voice of reason there... (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jun 29, 13:39:08
        
        Ummm, (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 29, 13:32:24
        
        Depends on the material (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jun 29, 13:37:44
        
        Are you part of the Pedants Against Humour action group? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 13:34:29
        
        Nope I'm (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 29, 13:36:42
Anyone ever taken a bike across central London before? (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 29, 12:23:30
- I take it you've finished Uni today? (NCFC) - pants, Jun 29, 13:08:06
- put a label on it and then push really really hard (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 29, 12:47:34
- When you say taken are you planning to steal one? (n/m) (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, Jun 29, 12:40:05
- do it when you're drunk (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 29, 12:32:11
- No. No-one has ever taken a bike across central london before. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 12:27:06
- Quickest way is via Haymarket..... (n/m) (NCFC) - andross, Jun 29, 12:26:30
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 29, 12:33:20
- ride it (n/m) (NCFC) - south, Jun 29, 12:25:08
- wow, you're going really far then....! Round the corner innit (n/m) (NCFC) - Stoopish, Jun 29, 12:25:00
  - Just turn left and go down Marylebone rd (n/m) (NCFC) - Stoopish, Jun 29, 12:26:24
Henderson to Northampton (NCFC) - XXL16, Jun 29, 10:55:58
- Yeah, good luck hendo (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Jun 29, 11:18:33
  - With the best will in the world, I don't think that's particularly likely. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 11:21:46
    - Some of the stories I heard about him, I couldn't really give a shit (NCFC) - pants, Jun 29, 13:09:45
    - don't even get me started (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Jun 29, 11:32:49
      - Join me in a good boo. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 11:34:25
        
        I can't the irony is just too painful, instead (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Jun 29, 11:37:03
- I hope when players join Northampton, they get a Bauhaus cd on arrival (NCFC) - pants, Jun 29, 10:58:12
  - I've been wrestling with this for a while now, but I give up ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 11:42:21
    - I'm equally confused (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 29, 12:05:10
  - Is that a punishment? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jun 29, 11:03:16
    - Not sure really, would be for me (NCFC) - pants, Jun 29, 11:04:45
      - Mr Sheen isn't a real person you know... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 29, 13:46:09
- never quite made the grade, good luck (n/m) (NCFC) - Gazzaman, Jun 29, 10:57:02
  - how old is henderson? (n/m) (NCFC) - Narwich, Jun 29, 11:00:14
    - 23 or 24 (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Jun 29, 11:22:19
      - Thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - Narwich, Jun 29, 11:22:57
    - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 29, 11:15:08
      - cock (n/m) (NCFC) - Narwich, Jun 29, 11:20:25
What's the stupidest thing you've ever done when young and drunk? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:37:42
- attempted to walk to Huntingdon from Peterborough (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 29, 13:43:41
- Hmmmmm (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 29, 11:05:24
  - a boring virgin life (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 29, 11:07:05
    - I once got drunk in the C&H pre-match and was sick in the flower beds (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 29, 11:09:18
      - 2 stick out (General Chat) - south, Jun 29, 11:21:18
        
        Riding a bike whilst pissed is fun - especially at night when you have no front light (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 29, 11:25:05
- A long time ago - 25 years + (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 29, 10:57:57
  - i guess you will not be sharing that srory with your spawn Tim? (n/m) (General Chat) - nixon, Jun 29, 11:18:14
    - Yes and not to Mrs KC either (n/m) (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 29, 11:47:46
  - Genuine LOL (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:59:21
- missed out on the chance of a threesome with two very uninhibited young ladies (General Chat) - Swiss Yellow, Jun 29, 10:52:27
  - * holds hands two feet apart, palms facing each other * (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 10:54:16
    - honest guv... was at uni in Brighton, some hell hole of a rock club (General Chat) - Swiss Yellow, Jun 29, 11:01:32
    - If that's true, then it was the young ladies who missed out (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:54:58
- meet Mrs Loj. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 10:45:59
  - In her fish nets? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 29, 10:49:47
  - For shame (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:49:40
    - I dint mean it (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 10:50:52
- log on to here? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 29, 10:45:46
  - lol (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 29, 10:46:31
    - pants does have a weakness for doing it when he's pissed though (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:49:18
- Jumped onto a wall in Belgium not looking what was the other side (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 29, 10:42:49
- I've always been impeccably behaved (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 29, 10:41:27
  - Surely you have a story involving cider, pernod and (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:46:15
    - gosh I never drank vile stuff (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 29, 10:50:57
      - Have you ever drunk a Malibubu? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 10:55:19
        
        in the odd cocktail (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 29, 11:00:48
        
        *whispers* ... the correct response is "What's a malibubu?" ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 11:03:02
        
        What is a Malibubu? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 29, 11:13:02
        
        No, that's not quite it, come one, attn. to detail: "What's a malibubu?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 11:14:25
        
        ... come on, come on, my OCD starts playing up if a joke goes without punchline completion (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 11:10:00
        
        what's a malibubu oh Mr Arizona Floodplain (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 29, 11:14:00
        
        "Nothing, Yogi". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 11:15:23
        
        I think my press releases are more amusing (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 29, 11:17:34
      - Drinking g&t when young is very, very pony club (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:54:23
        
        I was never horsey either (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 29, 10:56:10
    - & an elevator (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 10:46:36
      - And the trees in Chapelfield Gardens (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 10:47:26
        
        And a tub of vaseline (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:48:44
- Mine is classic... (General Chat) - Earnie is a legend, Jun 29, 10:41:18
- stupetest please (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 10:40:03
- Put all the bins in Chapelfield Gardens up the trees. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 10:39:55
  - That's just rather sweet (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:48:25
    - Wunt just me, it was the whole pack of us medicated up to the gills. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 10:50:21
      - You see, Mr Brown? Booze makes you violent and stupid, pills make you sweet and dippy (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:52:00
        
        Yeah, but then we kicked fuck out of a tramp and injected heroin into our eyeballs. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 10:59:18
What the fuck is this? Penguin Joke Friday or something? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 10:15:39
- Well it's been a while since we've had a good theme (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 29, 10:22:32
- It's Arctic Inhabitants Friday actually (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:17:40
  - ummm (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 29, 10:23:00
    - Just as the masculine is deemed to include the feminine (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:25:31
      - artic? (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 29, 10:28:07
        
        We knew (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:28:54
This morning on the way to work (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 09:35:51
- bad waller was saying that of the radio weeks ago (n/m) (General Chat) - Narwich, Jun 29, 10:05:01
  - just after waller said it, someoe rang in a told told it to him. (n/m) (General Chat) - Narwich, Jun 29, 10:13:27
    - why would anyone listen to roy waller by choice? (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 29, 10:14:27
      - i like war of the workforce..a good mental challenge (General Chat) - Narwich, Jun 29, 10:17:18
  - moyles said it yesterday (n/m) (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 29, 10:06:27
- I heard that at the Comedy Club last night... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 29, 09:57:47
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 09:39:20
What's black and annoyed? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 09:34:39
- Why don´t you see Penguins in Britain? Because they´re afraid of Wales (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 09:42:18
- What do Penguins have for lunch? Icebergers. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 09:41:53
- Why don´t Penguins like rock music? They only like sole. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 09:41:27
  - I thought they preferred Seal (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 09:58:34
    - yes they do (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 10:11:02
Two penguins are walking across an iceberg. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 09:32:28
- A penguin walks into a bar, (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 09:35:11
- I thought that was going to be a flood joke (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 09:33:53
- Penguin existentialism! Cool (literally) (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 29, 09:33:47
I really really really hope we sign Freddy Eastwood (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 28, 23:37:20
- For some reason I want us to sign Fred as well I think he would fit in well & I think (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 28, 23:38:52
- yes..great footballing reasoning..kind of thing i reckon worthy did when he signed players (n/m) (NCFC) - Narwich, Jun 28, 23:38:36
  - Reminds me of one of his things he said... (NCFC) - Declan, Jun 29, 07:43:25
  - Why can't you spell Norwich, are you a scummer that's how they spell it? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 28, 23:39:42
    - not a scummer..look Norwich..see i spelt it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Narwich, Jun 28, 23:40:51
      - so why have a user name Narwich? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 28, 23:41:22
        
        well i couldnt think of anything better (NCFC) - Narwich, Jun 28, 23:42:40
        
        Good (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 28, 23:44:18
        
        pERHAPS HE SLIPPED? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 28, 23:42:16
        
        how could i slip all the way across the keyboard..only a scummer could do that (n/m) (NCFC) - Narwich, Jun 28, 23:43:19
        
        You could have greased it right up. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 28, 23:44:38
        
        true..slightly disturbed about keyboard greasing..or whacked off keys? (NCFC) - Narwich, Jun 28, 23:46:36
        
        I read a book called "Habitus" by James Flint once. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 28, 23:48:11
        
        hhh..how? and where did he put it..and isnt all that sperm dangerous among the electrics.. (NCFC) - Narwich, Jun 28, 23:50:01
        
        I can't remember. I didn't enjoy the book particularly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 28, 23:52:22
        
        understandable..compophilia must make a sickening read.. (n/m) (NCFC) - Narwich, Jun 28, 23:53:01
        
        are hypotheses nearly extinct? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 28, 23:46:09
        
        You're thinking of Siberian Tigers. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 28, 23:47:05
        
        Ooops caps-lock spastic. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 28, 23:42:30
Boredom (General Chat) - Narwich, Jun 28, 21:36:08
- Untogether (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 28, 23:12:18
- PK's the man for allusions to 1984 (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 28, 22:59:58
gunn is quoted as saying we have a number of bids in on official site (n/m) (Other Football) - eddie, Jun 27, 23:27:07
- Sounds positive, Compared to the worthy years.. (Other Football) - Narwich, Jun 28, 00:25:53
- It won't make any difference, there's a long standing contract with FLPTV (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 23:29:01
  - Actually the reply you're searchng for is "har har har". (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 28, 00:02:40
    - ha ha ha sorry mate just went and had a bath so missed your humerous reply (n/m) (Other Football) - eddie, Jun 28, 00:06:49
      - That's more bloody like it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 28, 00:08:20
transfer website at its best - talking horlicks (NCFC) - roland rat, Jun 27, 21:38:54
- Thanks for the update but (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jun 28, 08:49:33
- Usually someone's wishes rather than reality (NCFC) - Scalo, Jun 27, 23:45:19
  - Interesting use of "usually". (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 23:56:05
    - Someone did get the Gilks transfer right (NCFC) - Scalo, Jun 28, 09:42:19
      - Mentioned on Canary Corner a few days ago (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jun 28, 11:51:13
Beth Ditto yes or no? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 27, 14:02:19
- You must be joking (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 27, 14:26:15
  - Ditto, Feltz or the firing squad? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 14:29:48
    - Fletz, but only because I love life (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 27, 14:31:27
      - really, Feltz before Ditto? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 14:39:06
        
        Ditto is so pale, and her skin is so taut, that she reminds me of an albino slug (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 27, 14:41:55
        
        yeah but Feltz, is there a more annoying woman in existance? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 14:45:54
        
        Paris Hilton and Jordan are more annoying and they'd get it (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 27, 14:48:23
        
        i'll defer to your better judgment about your mother in law (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 14:54:58
  - Fattist (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 27, 14:29:31
    - Yup, and prettyist (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 27, 14:30:58
      - booo (General Chat) - pants, Jun 27, 14:31:45
    - Finnist (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 27, 14:30:00
- option number b deffo (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 27, 14:16:44
- Only if... (General Chat) - Dog, Jun 27, 14:05:38
  - ... both your hands have fallen off and there are no female humans, goats, cows (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 27, 14:28:24
    - Even then it's a stright choice between her and Anne Robinson (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 27, 14:29:44
  - So, is that a 'yes' then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 27, 14:08:08
    - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jun 27, 14:08:28
      - Tsk, people are so picky nowadays. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 27, 14:09:31
        
        So, is that a 'yes' then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Jun 27, 14:18:45
        
        *shudder* (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 27, 14:27:16
- Depends if she's got her sweaty panty girdle on or not. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 27, 14:03:17
Into cock. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 13:47:12
Hiya Brandy, have a fun weekend? (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jun 27, 13:27:47
- Here goes... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 27, 14:47:33
  - Is this you at Glasto? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 27, 14:55:41
- see them again here............ (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 27, 13:58:05
- Adjegas were on Tom Robinson on BBC6 last night (I think) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jun 27, 13:43:44
  - Tom Robinson is the daddy (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 27, 13:50:56
    - Have you heard Seth Lakeman? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 13:52:12
      - Giving it a go now (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 27, 14:01:19
        
        bit too folky for me (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 27, 14:02:49
        
        Poof. Much better than most of the skinny trousered indie wank the BBC showed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 14:09:48
        
        Rufus Wainright (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jun 27, 14:15:04
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 27, 14:10:44
- "The Who - wish I went to see the Gossip" (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Jun 27, 13:39:48
  - haha, I see how that looked now (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Jun 27, 14:07:49
    - The Who were great, an REALLY LOUD ! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 27, 14:31:24
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 27, 14:01:29
- did the same as you from Amy Winehouse on the friday (General Chat) - nixon, Jun 27, 13:39:30
AB, you are probably bored with this topic by now, but I hope you've survived the floods (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 27, 10:51:32
- Hi OG - we're still breathinng, and haven't been washed away yet. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 13:34:46
I hope heavy rain stopped flogging UK... (n/m) (General Chat) - francesco, Jun 26, 22:00:45
- Flogging was stopped decades ago.. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 22:14:09
  - but corporal punishment in schools would be useful re discipline (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Jun 27, 00:24:24
  - I meant in a literally way, of course! (n/m) (General Chat) - francesco, Jun 26, 22:16:57
    - Don't you like my evocative language? It's what I learnt... (General Chat) - francesco, Jun 26, 22:19:04
- It's a strange weather indeed! Heavy rain in Uk and 46 degrees in Apulia (my region), in S (n/m) (General Chat) - francesco, Jun 26, 22:02:57
  - South Italy (n/m) (General Chat) - francesco, Jun 26, 22:03:13
    - Buonasera Tricky hawes and Arizona Bay (n/m) (General Chat) - francesco, Jun 26, 22:03:43
hello to all the wrathers online! (n/m) (General Chat) - francesco, Jun 26, 21:54:29
- buonasera (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 26, 22:02:18
- Howdy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Narwich, Jun 26, 21:59:46
- Ciao! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 21:58:20
We're signing no-one, end of. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Jun 26, 21:40:24
- What makes you say that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 26, 21:45:43
  - Natural pessimism combined with current activity combined with knowing NCFC (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Jun 26, 21:52:20
    - 'current activity' (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 26, 21:54:41
      - No, the Club are doing all they can (NCFC) - The Judge, Jun 26, 22:17:23
        
        I agree with you on those two, as it goes (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 26, 22:20:52
        
        Perfectly understood old chap (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Jun 26, 22:25:09
        
        that wasn't very coherent. Meaning was meant to be (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 26, 22:23:40
        
        Saganowski could be the right one! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jun 26, 22:25:26
        
        The danger, as always, is the last gasp spunk (NCFC) - The Judge, Jun 26, 22:22:32
        
        Yes, well, you can't have it both ways judgey (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 26, 22:28:57
        
        Not really having it both ways (NCFC) - The Judge, Jun 27, 05:29:30
      - You can't kidnap a gypsy, thay have family fucking *everywhere* (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 21:56:39
        
        Right. I guess that's why we haven't, then. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 26, 22:00:56
  - Pretty safe bet. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 21:48:52
    - ha ha. Ya big galumph (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 26, 21:50:09
      - *had* (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 26, 21:50:30
SOME CUNT HAS KEYED A SCRATCH DOWN THE SIDE OF MY CAR. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 21:01:34
- Probably something floated past it (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jun 27, 08:46:28
  - No. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 08:53:54
    - Is it a bad scratch? (General Chat) - Brom, Jun 27, 08:58:45
      - About four foot long, 3mm wide at the widest point, and feels quite deep. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 09:03:01
        
        Mine wasn't half as long as that... (General Chat) - Brom, Jun 27, 09:10:41
        
        Mmm. I was thinking three figures. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 27, 09:14:20
        
        Well I would recommend ChipsAway if they are reasonably priced (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Jun 27, 09:20:52
- sorry to hear that AB (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 26, 21:04:23
  - Been pretty dry here all day. Water level almost back to normal locally. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 21:09:13
    - Who's they? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 26, 21:11:24
      - Company called "Chem-Dry" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 21:30:25
        
        awful intut (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 26, 21:37:34
        
        I had a 4 foot wooden planter float away in the flood water, my Wisteria aboard (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 21:42:38
hello to everyone from the 46 celsius degree of the suthern east of Italy (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jun 26, 11:14:43
- Does anyone on here actually buy this? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 26, 11:32:22
  - You can't buy 46 celsius degrees, I'm sorry! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jun 26, 11:34:37
    - Oh, my mistake (NCFC) - pants, Jun 26, 11:55:52
      - mozarella? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 26, 11:57:56
        
        Thinking more (NCFC) - pants, Jun 26, 12:09:35
- Ciao! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 11:17:18
- hello francesco (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 26, 11:15:46
  - It'll be around 30-35 degrees...don't worry! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jun 26, 11:17:08
    - I wish I was there in Norwich right now! I can't stand this blistering hot weather (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jun 26, 11:19:57
- I meant degrees and southern... (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jun 26, 11:15:20
  - that's H.O.T. (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 26, 11:17:10
    - it's about 25 per cent of humidity and people are out of their brain... (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jun 26, 11:18:42
      - s'about 38 here (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 26, 11:21:12
        
        whera are you, Tomblander? 38 degrees in Norwich??? (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jun 26, 11:23:16
        
        no I'm not in norwich parrently it's raining like a bugger there (NCFC) - Tomblander, Jun 26, 11:24:28
        
        Not raining in NR1 (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 26, 11:47:25
        
        so I assume you're under the italian sun... (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jun 26, 11:26:12
        
        does each country have its own sun then? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 26, 11:35:23
        
        Yes! Just in literally way... (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jun 26, 11:36:35
        
        blimey, well that's something new i've learned today (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 26, 11:39:33
        
        Sure!!! You'll have an english sun very soon! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jun 26, 11:40:59
        
        got one of those, it's a filthy Murdoch rag... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 26, 11:44:46
  - the keyboard is melting! (n/m) (NCFC) - francesco, Jun 26, 11:16:09
flip (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 11:11:08
- Hello AB. Take it you're not at Hallam University then? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 26, 11:12:41
  - Yes. Much worse than last time. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 11:16:35
    - ...dumps it's load on Sheffield? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 26, 11:18:31
    - I don't think it was anything to do with building work a bit upstream from you (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 26, 11:17:39
      - I need to get some wellies. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 11:23:09
        
        mbk sent me a text earlier with his advice: (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 26, 11:25:43
        
        is next door's pond (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 26, 11:24:42
FAO: pk (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 22, 13:17:16
- potw, coffee keybaord interface (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 22, 13:42:27
  - And Sweden apparently (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 22, 14:04:28
    - and christians (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 22, 14:08:38
- *chokes on mug of Tetley* (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 22, 13:18:59
  - is that the super strong manly Tetley (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 22, 13:21:01
    - Manly, of course (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 22, 13:24:51
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 22, 13:26:06
Hang on IED if you are trying to remember her name??? Does that mean you haven't got her.. (NCFC) - walksie, Jun 22, 11:23:45
- Yes (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:25:12
  - I am laughing so hard here that the birds on the other side of the floor are staring at me (NCFC) - Needledick, Jun 22, 11:57:06
  - *shakes head slowly and sadly* (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 22, 11:40:27
  - I find that very hard to believe (n/m) (NCFC) - Malkys Head, Jun 22, 11:36:39
  - not really the place to talk about this ied (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 11:34:29
    - Yebutnobutyebbut (NCFC) - Needledick, Jun 22, 11:59:15
      - my point stands though (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 12:04:01
        
        Not really (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 22, 12:18:09
        
        Totally, and he gets what he deserves (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 12:21:11
        
        For example? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 22, 12:31:27
        
        Definitely IED for saying something. (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 22, 12:06:01
        
        Yup, no contest (NCFC) - Needledick, Jun 22, 12:09:19
        
        It's a turn of phrase though, first time today I've ever heard that pulling means you've (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 12:14:58
        
        *past (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 22, 12:42:24
        
        well spotted (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 12:48:33
        
        it's one thing to "play hard to get" it's another to not even give her his phone number! (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 22, 12:36:46
  - IED is blatantly a wind-up. (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 22, 11:33:00
    - This is what happened (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:33:16
      - Are you deliberately trying to sound like a mal-sexed twonk then? (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 22, 11:35:07
  - Hey How Ya Dooing, Sorry You can't Get Through...Leave Ya Name and Ya Number.. (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, Jun 22, 11:32:12
  - WTF? (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:29:14
  - so how can you class thay as pulling?? and how you going to see her again? (n/m) (NCFC) - walksie, Jun 22, 11:27:46
  - That's right, honey, you play hard to get, that'll do the trick. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 22, 11:25:59
    - Hehe (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 22, 11:27:18
  - oh dear..... beers goggles on were they (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 22, 11:25:55
    - Common sense was (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:26:41
      - Face facts you are a LOSER when it comes to women, get yourself a whore or turn gay (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 22, 11:33:17
        
        ouch (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 11:40:30
        
        Sorry but sometime sthe truth hurts, you gotta be cruel to be kind (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 22, 12:03:47
        
        If he is the latter... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:44:55
        
        brilliant, new bullying target located (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jun 22, 11:56:39
        
        They can do it,i just fear people may.. (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 12:05:44
        
        If you can get a gun, I can sort you out a barrel full of fish, if you like? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 22, 11:58:56
        
        Gays aren't picky then? (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 22, 11:35:56
I have a hangover, but don't care because I pulled (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:03:32
- did you manage to "get your fingers in the till?"......... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 22, 11:09:55
  - I like to set up a few pranks at home, like bucket of water on the door (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 11:18:33
    - nice............. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 22, 11:20:00
  - Yep - he had to rob the offy on the corner to pay her (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 22, 11:10:59
  - He ain't homoooosexual. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:10:49
    - Can't you post anything with out some kind of gay reference? (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, Jun 22, 11:29:33
      - I'm mucking about and having a little bit of banter with IED. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:37:35
    - but maybe just a bit "camp?!" (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 22, 11:12:15
      - He rather camp,yes,but he is straight..... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:13:18
        
        its all denial..... (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 22, 11:16:01
        
        You must live in constant fear (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 22, 11:15:39
        
        Why? As long.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:16:41
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 11:22:55
        
        Do you agree with that policy? (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:23:29
        
        not really (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 11:26:01
        
        LOL.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:30:07
        
        chuckle (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 11:38:30
        
        dont drop your car keys......... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 22, 11:18:28
- DOnt you just love that feeling when you wake up knowing that the night before (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 22, 11:08:58
  - He didn't even get that far! (n/m) (NCFC) - Needledick, Jun 22, 11:13:33
- Did you ever enlighten us with your definition of 'pulling'? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 22, 11:06:24
  - I will explain this one (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:10:52
    - as Brom said.......... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 22, 11:17:49
    - I fudging hate Kennedys, and vudu is well expensive (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 11:14:24
      - Vudu isn't that bad (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:15:13
        
        Never really got kennedys (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 11:21:53
        
        Is that the place with all the sofas, little band area at the back? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 22, 11:25:28
        
        yeah, got an upstairs and a basement bar too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 11:26:50
        
        Yup (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:26:14
        
        Never thought of it like that (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:23:49
        
        A stuffy place then full of middle class types. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:22:55
        
        Lager always tastes a bit off in there to me. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:15:48
        
        Lager is cack (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:16:52
        
        What do you drink? (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:17:29
        
        Woo Woos (n/m) (NCFC) - Declan, Jun 22, 11:22:35
    - That is NOT pulling... (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 22, 11:13:14
      - maybe he means he pulled his pud afterwards because of the sexual frustration (n/m) (NCFC) - Needledick, Jun 22, 11:14:26
      - She said she wanted to see me again (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:14:18
        
        look, when you've swapped bodily fluids in some shape or form, you've pulled (NCFC) - Needledick, Jun 22, 11:16:12
        
        Is the correct answer (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 22, 11:20:39
        
        Agreed,even if that is a snog. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:17:55
        
        Yup, that's only first base but it's still pulling (NCFC) - Needledick, Jun 22, 11:21:41
        
        yup,agreed. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:22:18
      - She wants to keep contact.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:14:01
    - FFS that's not "pulling" (n/m) (NCFC) - Needledick, Jun 22, 11:13:10
    - Oh (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 22, 11:12:57
    - Good luck to him i say.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:12:09
  - He did.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:07:39
- Which type of 'pulled' was it... (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 22, 11:06:07
  - I hope he has come out of this better.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:07:06
- And here's the lucky lady... (NCFC) - Creosote Ah Um, Jun 22, 11:06:06
  - oi! us blindys have our standards y'know... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 22, 11:11:22
- Gentlemen, start your engines. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 22, 11:05:55
  - lolitov cocktail (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 22, 11:06:49
- Thought pants was walking a bit funny today (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 22, 11:04:39
  - I've never met him, although, I do feel rather scared wondering around York sometimes... (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:12:53
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 11:11:50
- you go girlfriend (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 22, 11:03:53
Caption comp (General Chat) - pants, Jun 22, 10:15:57
- man tries to get cork out of a bottle of wine. (n/m) (General Chat) - Malkybarneedledick, Jun 22, 10:34:12
  - he's not actually trying to get the cork out though, is he? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 22, 10:35:25
    - hes trying to push it in and ruin a lovely wine if anything. Bastard! (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, Jun 22, 10:36:16
      - I'm beginning to dislike this Prof Karl (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, Jun 22, 10:38:16
      - being as it's a plastic cork i'm not sure it'd actually ruin it (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 22, 10:37:58
        
        they'll still be shards of plastic in the wine which would impair the taste (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, Jun 22, 10:40:23
        
        firstly it wouldn't split into shards (wrong type of plastic) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 22, 10:44:49
        
        and (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 22, 11:00:30
        
        Oh dear. Probably shouldn't have this debate, but (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 22, 11:02:25
        
        absolutley (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 22, 11:06:43
        
        Sea. Kay. Ess. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 22, 11:04:58
        
        does it matter? Not bothered either way on that one I don't think. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 22, 11:12:50
        
        Winds me right up. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 22, 11:14:12
        
        the beeb and Guardian agree (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 22, 11:08:17
- I'm sorry, correct me if im wrong but this mentalist is a professor (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, Jun 22, 10:34:04
  - he's obviously intelligent (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 22, 10:36:34
    - what does it mean to poke your out out? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 22, 10:38:03
      - Is he quoting the first line of the previously unknown fifth verse of the Hokey Cokey? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 22, 10:45:02
    - shit (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 22, 10:37:35
      - good job (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, Jun 22, 10:39:12
- AB goes snorkelling in his now underwater shed... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 22, 10:30:22
- before 'getting off' with a girl, IED liked to get hammered (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 22, 10:27:45
- Delia had finished the sherry early and the emergency drill had swung into action (n/m) (General Chat) - Needledick, Jun 22, 10:26:10
- The 'Grand Tour' of Colney was not quite what young Billy had been expecting (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Jun 22, 10:22:33
- Arizona Bay had lost the corkscrew AGAIN (n/m) (General Chat) - Needledick, Jun 22, 10:20:17
- How about (General Chat) - Creosote Ah Um, Jun 22, 10:18:45
  - was going to post something similar (General Chat) - pants, Jun 22, 10:21:01
    - 4,700 for "toffee hammer" (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 22, 10:22:08
      - copy and paste didn't work (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 22, 10:22:33
        
        I've been drawn a diagram as to what someone was meaning when they said it (General Chat) - pants, Jun 22, 10:31:05
- How to open a wine bottle if your a twat (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, Jun 22, 10:17:09
Hung like hamsters (General Chat) - Needledick, Jun 22, 09:42:10
- I say, there's no need for that (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 22, 09:48:52
- more like a flying mouse, thank you very much (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 22, 09:48:24
- Is this you? (General Chat) - pants, Jun 22, 09:42:44
  - No (General Chat) - Needledick, Jun 22, 09:47:14
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 22, 09:49:16
  - that is a really excellent face and made me laugh (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 22, 09:47:09
    - Is that Vila off of Blake's Seven? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 22, 09:50:58
      - i watched dangermouse the other day (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 22, 10:09:27
        
        I have dangermouse DVDs. Mrs AB gave them to me for xmas. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 22, 10:29:49
        
        John Squire used to draw the animations innit? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 22, 10:34:03
        
        That can't be true. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 22, 10:39:13
        
        Tony Garth and Garry Owen (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 22, 10:46:24
browns back (NCFC) - roland rat, Jun 22, 08:49:42
- Does anyone to this day why he was sent off? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 08:52:35
  - I know why (NCFC) - Creosote Ah Um, Jun 22, 09:03:07
    - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 09:06:18
  - know (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 08:52:39
    - No (n/m) (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Jun 22, 08:57:36
      - Two yellows I think. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 22, 08:59:32
        
        yebbut, did he do anything on the second one? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 09:02:30
        
        Yes he handballed (NCFC) - Creosote Ah Um, Jun 22, 09:11:06
        
        an ohm, in biro (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 22, 09:02:59
God hates fags. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 21, 22:43:12
- Smoking is harmful to oneself, the others around you and the environment. (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Rob, Jun 22, 07:00:36
- What do you think about gays in the military? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 21, 23:11:02
  - same as some straight ones (General Chat) - pants, Jun 22, 01:22:58
  - Whats a few dead queers between friends? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 21, 23:13:56
    - excuse fucking me (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 22, 06:50:50
- None of you are watching channel four, are you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 21, 22:57:22
  - Fuck (General Chat) - Creosote Ah Um, Jun 21, 23:06:28
    - Oh, and God hates Sky+, by the way, so you wouldn't be better off that way either. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 21, 23:40:19
    - He's doing it better than Louis Theroux did a few months ago. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 21, 23:11:52
- “It looks a bit bent.” (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 21, 22:48:50
- That's a shame, I've got a delivery of 9800 euros worth in the morning. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 21, 22:47:11
  - pssstt (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 21, 22:50:07
    - I know a certain government who would be a little grumpy if I did that. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 21, 23:00:04
      - Pah. I can't believe you still bother with the "government". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 21, 23:06:54
        
        I think I'm about to have an argument in the morning , mind. (General Chat) - Arganth, Jun 21, 23:23:33
- Yeah but even so (General Chat) - Creosote Ah Um, Jun 21, 22:43:59
And it's all gone quiet over there! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 21, 16:41:16
- you only sing when you're winning (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 21, 16:50:12
- Waggers' latest on Sharp then (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 21, 16:44:50
  - Varney is on £12k/wk while Charlton are in The Championship (General Chat) - Commisar_Canary, Jun 22, 09:26:05
  - Testerov (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 21, 23:41:28
  - doh. That was page 2. Here's page 1. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 21, 16:45:40
    - My testing tells me that if you post the link to page 1 it goes to page 1, BUT ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 21, 23:46:10
    - i dunno (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 21, 20:55:53
Clare Balding- yes or no? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 21, 15:40:17
- Yes (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 21, 15:54:13
  - Iain Dowie's wife (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 21, 15:56:12
- I'd ride her like a horse. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 21, 15:48:24
  - what does that mean? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 21, 15:51:58
    - It means he'd be awkward, unbalanced and ill at ease, and have difficulty mounting (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Jun 21, 15:55:39
      - ha ha. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 21, 16:00:40
      - spot on-lol. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 21, 15:58:49
        
        but obviously only a blole could have thought that up (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Jun 21, 16:00:00
        
        what's a blole? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 21, 16:01:20
        
        oh shit (General Chat) - The Anonymous Blonde, Jun 21, 16:03:18
        
        a blue vole (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 21, 16:02:38
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 21, 16:03:06
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - meeky, Jun 21, 15:56:54
    - Stirrups & whip (General Chat) - Tomblander, Jun 21, 15:52:50
- not balding, waxed (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 21, 15:45:22
- how about Bree off Neighbours? (General Chat) - pants, Jun 21, 15:43:51
  - think I preferred yesterday's link. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 21, 15:44:52
    - lmao (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 21, 15:45:15
- Dear god no. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 21, 15:41:58
  - rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 21, 15:42:07
- with Willy Carson next to her going "can anyone else smell that?" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 21, 15:41:20
  - just lol'd all over my office (n/m) (General Chat) - samcd84, Jun 21, 15:42:53
- Only at the crown (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 21, 15:41:02
- She may well be. I wouldn't want to find out, frankly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 21, 15:40:53