he's obviously intelligent

i've done the whole 'open a wine bottle without a corkscrew thing loads of times, but each time, I poke my out out and get wine all over the surface.

Posted By: Dave in France on June 22nd 2007 at 10:36:34

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Caption comp (General Chat) - pants, Jun 22, 10:15:57
- man tries to get cork out of a bottle of wine. (n/m) (General Chat) - Malkybarneedledick, Jun 22, 10:34:12
  - he's not actually trying to get the cork out though, is he? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 22, 10:35:25
    - hes trying to push it in and ruin a lovely wine if anything. Bastard! (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, Jun 22, 10:36:16
      - I'm beginning to dislike this Prof Karl (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, Jun 22, 10:38:16
      - being as it's a plastic cork i'm not sure it'd actually ruin it (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 22, 10:37:58
        
        they'll still be shards of plastic in the wine which would impair the taste (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, Jun 22, 10:40:23
        
        firstly it wouldn't split into shards (wrong type of plastic) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 22, 10:44:49
        
        and (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 22, 11:00:30
        
        Oh dear. Probably shouldn't have this debate, but (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 22, 11:02:25
        
        absolutley (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 22, 11:06:43
        
        Sea. Kay. Ess. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 22, 11:04:58
        
        does it matter? Not bothered either way on that one I don't think. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 22, 11:12:50
        
        Winds me right up. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 22, 11:14:12
        
        the beeb and Guardian agree (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 22, 11:08:17
- I'm sorry, correct me if im wrong but this mentalist is a professor (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, Jun 22, 10:34:04
  - he's obviously intelligent (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 22, 10:36:34
    - what does it mean to poke your out out? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 22, 10:38:03
      - Is he quoting the first line of the previously unknown fifth verse of the Hokey Cokey? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 22, 10:45:02
    - shit (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 22, 10:37:35
      - good job (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, Jun 22, 10:39:12
- AB goes snorkelling in his now underwater shed... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 22, 10:30:22
- before 'getting off' with a girl, IED liked to get hammered (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 22, 10:27:45
- Delia had finished the sherry early and the emergency drill had swung into action (n/m) (General Chat) - Needledick, Jun 22, 10:26:10
- The 'Grand Tour' of Colney was not quite what young Billy had been expecting (n/m) (General Chat) - mr carra, Jun 22, 10:22:33
- Arizona Bay had lost the corkscrew AGAIN (n/m) (General Chat) - Needledick, Jun 22, 10:20:17
- How about (General Chat) - Creosote Ah Um, Jun 22, 10:18:45
  - was going to post something similar (General Chat) - pants, Jun 22, 10:21:01
    - 4,700 for "toffee hammer" (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 22, 10:22:08
      - copy and paste didn't work (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jun 22, 10:22:33
        
        I've been drawn a diagram as to what someone was meaning when they said it (General Chat) - pants, Jun 22, 10:31:05
- How to open a wine bottle if your a twat (n/m) (General Chat) - olej24, Jun 22, 10:17:09

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