Mine is classic...

...found an old bike on the village green, one of the ones with a basket on the front. Buzzing on vodka and red bull decided to take turns to race it to the car park and back. After nailing the time i celebrated by trying to do an "alex the kid" 360 jump onto the kerb. Got about 5 degrees before tyre hit kerb throwing me to the floor, chin first. Split open my chin, sat in the road laughing for 10 minutes before I realised I had a huge flap of skin dangling from my face and my jacket was now red. Hospital at 2:30am and 8 stitches. LOL

Posted By: Earnie is a legend on June 29th 2007 at 10:41:18

Message Thread

What's the stupidest thing you've ever done when young and drunk? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:37:42
- attempted to walk to Huntingdon from Peterborough (General Chat) - blindasabat, Jun 29, 13:43:41
- Hmmmmm (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 29, 11:05:24
  - a boring virgin life (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 29, 11:07:05
    - I once got drunk in the C&H pre-match and was sick in the flower beds (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 29, 11:09:18
      - 2 stick out (General Chat) - south, Jun 29, 11:21:18
        
        Riding a bike whilst pissed is fun - especially at night when you have no front light (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 29, 11:25:05
- A long time ago - 25 years + (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 29, 10:57:57
  - i guess you will not be sharing that srory with your spawn Tim? (n/m) (General Chat) - nixon, Jun 29, 11:18:14
    - Yes and not to Mrs KC either (n/m) (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 29, 11:47:46
  - Genuine LOL (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:59:21
- missed out on the chance of a threesome with two very uninhibited young ladies (General Chat) - Swiss Yellow, Jun 29, 10:52:27
  - * holds hands two feet apart, palms facing each other * (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 10:54:16
    - honest guv... was at uni in Brighton, some hell hole of a rock club (General Chat) - Swiss Yellow, Jun 29, 11:01:32
    - If that's true, then it was the young ladies who missed out (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:54:58
- meet Mrs Loj. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 10:45:59
  - In her fish nets? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 29, 10:49:47
  - For shame (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:49:40
    - I dint mean it (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 10:50:52
- log on to here? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 29, 10:45:46
  - lol (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 29, 10:46:31
    - pants does have a weakness for doing it when he's pissed though (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:49:18
- Jumped onto a wall in Belgium not looking what was the other side (General Chat) - lurd, Jun 29, 10:42:49
- I've always been impeccably behaved (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 29, 10:41:27
  - Surely you have a story involving cider, pernod and (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:46:15
    - gosh I never drank vile stuff (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 29, 10:50:57
      - Have you ever drunk a Malibubu? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 10:55:19
        
        in the odd cocktail (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 29, 11:00:48
        
        *whispers* ... the correct response is "What's a malibubu?" ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 11:03:02
        
        What is a Malibubu? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 29, 11:13:02
        
        No, that's not quite it, come one, attn. to detail: "What's a malibubu?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 11:14:25
        
        ... come on, come on, my OCD starts playing up if a joke goes without punchline completion (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 11:10:00
        
        what's a malibubu oh Mr Arizona Floodplain (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 29, 11:14:00
        
        "Nothing, Yogi". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 11:15:23
        
        I think my press releases are more amusing (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 29, 11:17:34
      - Drinking g&t when young is very, very pony club (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:54:23
        
        I was never horsey either (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 29, 10:56:10
    - & an elevator (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 10:46:36
      - And the trees in Chapelfield Gardens (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 10:47:26
        
        And a tub of vaseline (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:48:44
- Mine is classic... (General Chat) - Earnie is a legend, Jun 29, 10:41:18
- stupetest please (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 29, 10:40:03
- Put all the bins in Chapelfield Gardens up the trees. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 10:39:55
  - That's just rather sweet (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:48:25
    - Wunt just me, it was the whole pack of us medicated up to the gills. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 10:50:21
      - You see, Mr Brown? Booze makes you violent and stupid, pills make you sweet and dippy (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 29, 10:52:00
        
        Yeah, but then we kicked fuck out of a tramp and injected heroin into our eyeballs. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 29, 10:59:18

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