I like to set up a few pranks at home, like bucket of water on the door

and maybe bake myself a cake

Then go out, take rohypnol, wake up with no recollection, like I've raped myself, then go downstairs, fall for the bucket of water trick cos I've forgotten all about it, and then wonder who baked me a cake

Posted By: pants on June 22nd 2007 at 11:18:33

Message Thread

I have a hangover, but don't care because I pulled (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:03:32
- did you manage to "get your fingers in the till?"......... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 22, 11:09:55
  - I like to set up a few pranks at home, like bucket of water on the door (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 11:18:33
    - nice............. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 22, 11:20:00
  - Yep - he had to rob the offy on the corner to pay her (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 22, 11:10:59
  - He ain't homoooosexual. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:10:49
    - Can't you post anything with out some kind of gay reference? (NCFC) - Auckland Rob, Jun 22, 11:29:33
      - I'm mucking about and having a little bit of banter with IED. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:37:35
    - but maybe just a bit "camp?!" (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 22, 11:12:15
      - He rather camp,yes,but he is straight..... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:13:18
        
        its all denial..... (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 22, 11:16:01
        
        You must live in constant fear (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 22, 11:15:39
        
        Why? As long.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:16:41
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 11:22:55
        
        Do you agree with that policy? (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:23:29
        
        not really (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 11:26:01
        
        LOL.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:30:07
        
        chuckle (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 11:38:30
        
        dont drop your car keys......... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 22, 11:18:28
- DOnt you just love that feeling when you wake up knowing that the night before (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 22, 11:08:58
  - He didn't even get that far! (n/m) (NCFC) - Needledick, Jun 22, 11:13:33
- Did you ever enlighten us with your definition of 'pulling'? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 22, 11:06:24
  - I will explain this one (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:10:52
    - as Brom said.......... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 22, 11:17:49
    - I fudging hate Kennedys, and vudu is well expensive (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 11:14:24
      - Vudu isn't that bad (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:15:13
        
        Never really got kennedys (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 11:21:53
        
        Is that the place with all the sofas, little band area at the back? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 22, 11:25:28
        
        yeah, got an upstairs and a basement bar too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 11:26:50
        
        Yup (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:26:14
        
        Never thought of it like that (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:23:49
        
        A stuffy place then full of middle class types. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:22:55
        
        Lager always tastes a bit off in there to me. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:15:48
        
        Lager is cack (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:16:52
        
        What do you drink? (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:17:29
        
        Woo Woos (n/m) (NCFC) - Declan, Jun 22, 11:22:35
    - That is NOT pulling... (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 22, 11:13:14
      - maybe he means he pulled his pud afterwards because of the sexual frustration (n/m) (NCFC) - Needledick, Jun 22, 11:14:26
      - She said she wanted to see me again (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:14:18
        
        look, when you've swapped bodily fluids in some shape or form, you've pulled (NCFC) - Needledick, Jun 22, 11:16:12
        
        Is the correct answer (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 22, 11:20:39
        
        Agreed,even if that is a snog. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:17:55
        
        Yup, that's only first base but it's still pulling (NCFC) - Needledick, Jun 22, 11:21:41
        
        yup,agreed. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:22:18
      - She wants to keep contact.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:14:01
    - FFS that's not "pulling" (n/m) (NCFC) - Needledick, Jun 22, 11:13:10
    - Oh (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 22, 11:12:57
    - Good luck to him i say.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:12:09
  - He did.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:07:39
- Which type of 'pulled' was it... (NCFC) - Brom, Jun 22, 11:06:07
  - I hope he has come out of this better.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Jun 22, 11:07:06
- And here's the lucky lady... (NCFC) - Creosote Ah Um, Jun 22, 11:06:06
  - oi! us blindys have our standards y'know... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Jun 22, 11:11:22
- Gentlemen, start your engines. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 22, 11:05:55
  - lolitov cocktail (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 22, 11:06:49
- Thought pants was walking a bit funny today (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 22, 11:04:39
  - I've never met him, although, I do feel rather scared wondering around York sometimes... (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 22, 11:12:53
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 22, 11:11:50
- you go girlfriend (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Jun 22, 11:03:53

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