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FAO AB. Hope this helps (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 7, 11:36:27
- How would that help AB?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 7, 12:00:57
  - ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 12:05:44
    - Hi there (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 12:10:15
clever (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 11:21:05
- AMAZING!!! (General Chat) - Dave in France, Dec 7, 14:55:15
- Boy's got far too much free time. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:24:49
  - yes, but it had a rabbit in it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 12:12:18
    - A little bit too cutesy-wootsy for my tastes... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 12:15:58
      - Bunnys are brilliant, but not as brilliant as hares. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 12:17:04
        
        Hares are too long in the leg. You want an ocelot or Syrian Hyrax. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 12:20:40
        
        Hares are great because they're massive, angry, scruffy and run like fuck. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 12:22:28
        
        Two words... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 12:31:43
        
        Hardly the fault of the hares in either case. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 12:35:35
        
        ^^ And utterly, utterly mad. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 12:23:40
        
        Someone has been busy of Wikipedia (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 12:22:07
        
        *on* (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 12:22:34
    - The best bit was when the bunny was hopping up the hill. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 12:15:40
      - and the shivery swan before it got et by a Polish (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 12:17:07
        
        Do Polish eat swans? Is that the price for having hard-working plumbers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 12:21:17
        
        Not just Polish, all asylum seekers. They drive out to Pensthorpe in their free Beamers to (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 12:23:00
        
        Yeah, but if it means I can have my central heating fixed for < £BRAZILLIONS, fuck the swa (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 12:24:42
good news? (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Dec 7, 11:18:16
- Good news, but can't see him costing less than 1 - 1.5 million....can we afford that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Orlando, Dec 7, 11:50:10
- Rock and fucking roll, get in!!! (NCFC) - pants, Dec 7, 11:20:19
  - can we afford him? (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 7, 11:54:39
  - i like this bit (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:23:49
    - London rules... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 11:58:31
      - London's getting better.... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 7, 12:00:32
        
        London's bin where I've bin for the last 20 years (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 7, 12:03:16
        
        Part time Londoner... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 12:07:22
        
        You're Victoria way, are you not?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 12:01:59
        
        Westminster...... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 7, 12:06:58
        
        So are you now our Man On The Inside? The Hendrikus of the Treasury? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 7, 12:08:29
        
        Rolf...... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 7, 12:11:03
        
        Ah yes, that's right, where D is no longer... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 12:08:05
        
        Next week..... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 7, 12:10:07
        
        Very well... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 12:13:12
  - He's going to be straight on the phone to Wigan, int he? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:22:00
    - Was he getting in the Birmingham team though? (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 7, 11:28:28
      - Dunno what brum do to decent defenders, look at what they did to upson (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 7, 11:32:39
        
        sold him to Wet Spam? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:39:45
        
        aye, proper sorted him too, proper mans beard!!! (NCFC) - pants, Dec 7, 11:42:07
        
        look at my fucking beard (NCFC) - pants, Dec 7, 11:45:03
        
        a pants beard sounds NSFW (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:50:20
      - was injured (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:31:55
      - Depends if he wants the (presumably much) bigger wage more than he wants to play every wee (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:29:55
        
        Hi there (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 12:03:06
        
        Saying that though, his competition at Wigan would be Titarse Shambles (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 7, 11:30:55
        
        Well, there you go. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:32:14
    - Without the obvious success coming known (NCFC) - pants, Dec 7, 11:25:49
Revenge (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 7, 11:01:13
- The main problem is not getting caught, cos surveillance cameras are so cheap and small (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 7, 12:05:23
- Bum his mum (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 12:04:54
- Right...some of these are now going to be put into action... (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 7, 11:57:29
  - Hexcellent. Make sure you report back, let us know how you get on. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:59:45
- swap his shoes around so that the left one is on the right and vice versa, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 7, 11:56:29
- Water his carpets and plant cress and do an old halibut in his airing cupboard. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 11:47:54
- Fill his house with expanding foam while he sleeps (General Chat) - Metabolic, Dec 7, 11:47:41
- put fireworks through his letterbox and firebomb his car (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 7, 11:46:17
  - subtle (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Dec 7, 11:49:08
- break into his house when he next goes out (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:43:10
  - oh and (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:44:25
- Kill him. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 7, 11:39:59
  - When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:45:10
    - which law of satan is that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chewbacca, Dec 7, 15:02:20
- Molest his children (n/m) (General Chat) - Metabolic, Dec 7, 11:28:05
- Rough his hair up - he hates that. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 11:22:55
  - Put an otter near his knee. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:25:15
- introduce his son to PK (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:15:34
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 7, 11:17:04
- Introduce his daughter to ied (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 11:12:13
- write him a nasty letter (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:12:06
- Right extrerme right-wing opinion letters to the local paper from him. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:11:42
  - Put him in AB's spelling school (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 7, 11:34:37
    - Fuck of. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:35:32
  - hahahaha - like that a lot! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 7, 11:27:57
- Put a free advert card in the local supermarkets advertising his car for sale. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:10:33
- Request catalogues from grubby sex shops in his name, get them sent to his house. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:09:43
  - Ooh. You've done this before haven't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 7, 11:28:28
    - a lighter version of that, is to gather vast leaflets and junk (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 11:35:10
    - No, not at all! I'm actually quite pleasantly surprised at how creatively mischeivous (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:31:42
- Sign his address up for every marketing/mail-shot type thing you can find on the internet. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:09:02
- Send ten toy teddies to the local mosque with his name on the parcel as the sender. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 7, 11:08:37
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 7, 11:17:21
- piss in his letterbox (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:06:10
- Plant mint in his borders, fucker grows like mad, he'll never be rid of it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:05:24
  - ...assaboy... (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 7, 11:28:10
- do you get on well with your neighbours who are on the other side of (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 11:05:21
  - Very (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 7, 11:27:40
    - get them to throw orange peel in his back garden every day (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 11:37:06
    - ^^^swinger^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 7, 11:35:30
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:36:13
- secretly change his name by deed poll to: (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:04:28
  - or Ian Huntly (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 11:07:07
    - and put an advert in the Sun advertising him as a paediatrician (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:09:01
- Write "Cunt" in daffodil bulbs in his lawn. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:04:18
Where’s old git. Yesterday you could get 6-1 for FM...... (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 7, 09:39:20
- That's quite reasonable..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 7, 09:49:10
  - i dont know much about boxing really, although enjoy watching the.. (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 7, 09:57:37
    - I'd imagine hatton by a fair way (n/m) (General Chat) - grimsbycanary3, Dec 7, 10:00:03
      - Different. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 7, 10:02:11
        
        well that's what i thought... but one of the papers this morning was saying... (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 7, 10:23:30
        
        It's true. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 7, 10:27:19
        
        it will be interesting as same article said that..... (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 7, 10:36:01
        
        Yes..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 7, 10:36:54
        
        Old Git put a youtube link of that punch on here in the week. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 10:42:47
        
        Hits ribs...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 7, 10:44:17
        
        that was a thunderous punch. Only became apparent really on the.... (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 7, 10:41:11
        
        Sopcast is definitely not hi-def! (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 7, 10:43:27
Morning Salad Dodgers... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 7, 09:22:31
- soco for everyone? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 10:19:08
  - Anyone ever referring to southern comfort as "soco" should be immediately killed. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 10:23:28
    - haha (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 7, 13:12:59
    - lol, I knew someone wouldn't be able to handle it (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 10:59:02
    - Similar experience with jagermeister for me... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 7, 10:25:30
      - And me with Martini when I was about 17 (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 7, 10:40:15
        
        Chekov vodka for me (or any other cheap vodka) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 10:45:14
        
        You sophisticate you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 10:43:02
wotb hate update please (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:49:58
- Pity as more and Otto share similar left wing political views on fairness.... (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Dec 6, 16:57:56
  - PK, if I were to embark on a mass extermination of Gypsys would you be up for it or not? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 17:02:51
    - NO. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Dec 6, 17:04:35
      - another one flushed from the closet (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 17:05:29
- I don't hate you! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 6, 16:57:42
  - I don't hate IED. (n/m) (NCFC) - PK_Canary, Dec 6, 16:58:25
    - yes you do! (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 6, 17:05:46
      - nah, there is a love there that dare not speak its name... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 17:21:56
- i hate ipswich..............oh, and...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 16:54:54
  - further to the cornish sticker (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 17:04:37
  - oh yes, all of them should go without saying though (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:56:15
  - he's orange, too (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 6, 16:55:44
- OG hates Gordon Brown - I hate (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 6, 16:52:23
  - you are PK all growed up though... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:53:22
    - nahhh, I lived in a Councl house when they were on right proper (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 6, 16:54:37
      - oh? (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 16:55:44
        
        I know, that's why I'm (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 6, 16:57:12
        
        please reconsider........ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 16:59:00
- OG had a bit of a ding dong with snowman, but that *might* be sorted now (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:52:22
  - Snowman won't talk to me (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 6, 18:03:12
  - snowman is lying low until the winter (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:54:27
  - never saw that one coming (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:53:01
- Jimmy hates Jazz (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:51:47
  - johnny! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 16:52:19
    - jizz (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Dec 6, 16:56:09
      - but the lead singer used to shag kim wilde! so fair play! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 16:57:48
- pants hates SiH (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:51:38
- NCFC4Life vs. Brandonio, and vice versa. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 16:51:11
- everyone hates me (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:50:52
  - hate is such a strong word, can we use "least loved?" (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:53:30
  - Yeah, props!! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 6, 16:51:58
  - awwwwwwwwww (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:51:21
So, let me get this right. The instant SCC met pants, his popped his sausage out ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:27:56
- who popped whose sausage out? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:29:57
  - it wasn't as near embarrasing as when i won the norwich raffle (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:31:15
    - did your sausage pop out? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 6, 16:33:55
      - how big is your sausage Small? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:34:58
        
        It's like one of those lunchbox Pepperami's (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 6, 16:42:15
        
        neat (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:42:54
        
        shrivelled and wrinkley? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:42:52
        
        ... make your hands smell, and give you a John Denver Ring? (General Chat) - Yellalee, Dec 6, 16:46:24
        
        "John Denver Ring" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 16:48:02
    - the Norwich raffle? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:32:16
      - yes (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:33:58
        
        fucking aye! (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:47:05
        
        no (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:47:43
        
        cunt (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:48:59
        
        yes i am (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:52:32
- lol i'd met him before (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:29:27
  - and that (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:30:38
    - i don't eat meat now (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:31:53
      - oh. is it because of the aforementioned sausage popping out faux pas or (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:33:23
        
        ooh you are awful (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:34:45
        
        butt I like you! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:35:28
The official WOTB boxing weight class (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 15:20:49
- Light heavyweight. (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 6, 16:34:51
  - Fat bastard (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 6, 17:04:02
- Cruiserweight (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Dec 6, 15:57:12
- Heavyweight (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Dec 6, 15:50:25
- Light heavyweight (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 15:46:28
  - We've seen the photos (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:47:55
    - What photos ? :-O (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 15:56:08
      - From some pretend rugby tournament (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:58:11
        
        No danger of that (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 16:15:46
    - I haven't... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 6, 15:50:47
    - His Christmasjumper weighs four stone (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 6, 15:50:02
      - His "I speak your weight" scales shouted "Mercy" last time he stood on them (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:52:56
        
        But my Barnet weights nothing (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 15:55:50
        
        Good post to PK last night (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:57:12
        
        Linkage? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 15:59:59
        
        ........... (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 16:01:50
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 16:04:34
        
        "props" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:59:08
        
        It's embarrassing when old men do street intut ? ;-) Mind you, OG.. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:01:44
        
        I am 99.95% convinced he's just an act. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 16:07:38
        
        Yes, and they are both at Oxford (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:09:30
        
        poly (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 16:12:43
        
        roly (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 16:16:06
        
        Called 'Oxford Brookes' (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 6, 16:15:18
        
        I bet you any money you like the Oxford and Brookes students refer to each other as (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 16:18:44
        
        Or maybe not. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 16:10:21
        
        Shit the bed (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:59:57
- sitandweight (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Dec 6, 15:42:17
- My cock is bantamweight. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 6, 15:40:34
- Minimumweight (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 6, 15:33:38
  - i thought so too! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 6, 15:35:13
    - I reckon he's having us on, and Smallis actually Hooge (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 6, 16:02:42
- SMW (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 6, 15:32:49
- I have no idea how much I weigh (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 6, 15:32:30
  - Mincer Weight? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 15:36:51
    - There was a boxer who called himself the Pink Pounder (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:47:08
  - PK-TASTIC (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 6, 15:32:53
- superlightweight (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 15:27:07
  - that's because you stay indoors all miserable pale face playing cards and (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 15:32:38
    - and i don't have panic attacks on the internet! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 15:35:56
      - be interesting to know how that works (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 15:42:40
        
        a bit like this, perhaps? (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 15:46:16
        
        And that portrays the step by step sequence of an anxiety attack how? (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 15:50:41
        
        .................. (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 15:53:06
        
        + stop! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 15:57:15
    - no nerves here (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 15:34:58
      - funny (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 15:43:34
        
        lol half the sausage fell out (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:25:15
        
        i thought i offered to buy you a pint at walsall (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:27:14
        
        i think it was your birthday if memory serves (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:27:36
        
        All that still stands to be honest (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 16:41:54
        
        lol that means a lot! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:42:32
        
        I know it does, you've just got 2 of your 5 a day from that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 16:43:49
        
        hey girls - don't bring me into this (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 6, 16:40:36
        
        sorry it just made me remember (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 16:43:07
        
        still stands (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 17:02:30
  - anorexic (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:28:57
  - and thats just your beer drinking (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 15:28:16
    - i only drink alcopops (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 15:29:04
      - yeah......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 16:23:00
- Heavyweight (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 6, 15:27:06
  - fat cunt (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 15:27:45
    - getting a lift with Nixon (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 6, 15:29:25
      - i see (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 15:30:12
- I seriously object to light middleweight being called super welterweight (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:26:56
- Trns: in stuns ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:26:14
  - hoorah for pens! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 15:35:52
    - Allow for some flexibility in accuracy - I did it all in my head with no pencil. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:37:33
      - hoorah for grey matter! (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 15:38:56
  - Something wrong there (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:28:28
    - Where's Cruiserweight? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 6, 15:37:45
      - Tomcruiserweight. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:40:48
      - On the Broads (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 15:40:22
    - I just changed his pounds into stuns. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:30:43
      - That's the trouble with pens (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:32:46
- PFB weight......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 15:25:21
- could we have it in stones please (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 15:23:54
  - ^^^ And yew. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:26:59
- Just Middleweight (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 6, 15:23:42
- Barrellweight (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 6, 15:23:42
  - I'm sure we've got at least 1 heavyweight on wotb? (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 15:25:04
- Super-middle, but I'm above my fighting weight at the moment. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:23:14
  - Chips n Guiness? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 15:23:59
    - *Guinness* (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 15:36:32
- What are they in proper measurements - (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 15:23:00
  - ^^^ Thare. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:26:50
  - 14lbs = 1 stone (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 15:23:38
    - I know - I'm bone idle ad it's you who wants the answer (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 15:24:54
- Super middleweight (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 15:20:56
I bought a teddy bear today for £5, named him Mohammed then sold him on for £10. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:13:19
- Colin Prophet (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 6, 15:20:17
- WW2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 15:17:01
- Chortle (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:15:48
  - hurrumph, how would this go down in london though? It's not funny og (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 15:16:29
    - gus (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:21:34
      - utter drivel (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 15:27:52
        
        Have a think about it (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:31:59
        
        yeah cos I often use the reaction of wotb, as a credible (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 15:37:38
        
        Good on some things, not on others (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 15:49:45
        
        yeah cos I often use the reaction of steve in holland, as a credible.... (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 16:28:32
        
        B, L, U, B... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 6, 15:40:25
        
        haha, you're just proving my point (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 15:41:51
- haha (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 6, 15:15:11
- POTD (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 15:15:08
- i thought he was shit (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 15:15:01
- racist (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 15:14:50
  - Borderline sectarian possibly. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:20:12
    - how much would you say on a scalelex...strech of 1-10? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 15:22:02
      - I thought it was a nice little play on words which raised a smile (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 6, 15:25:40
        
        So did I actually (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 15:29:55
- 9.9/10 (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 6, 15:13:52
daytime tv when you're ill (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 14:33:19
- Find the channel that's got Diagnosis Murder on it, stick with that one. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 14:40:16
  - the missus loved that show when she was on maternity leave (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 14:43:34
    - Don't have an adequate one. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:01:34
    - it's quite funny (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 14:44:51
- On Freeview there is a channel devoted entirely to candles - (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:37:23
- Saw dial m for murder, then saw new tricks, but I'd seen the episode before (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 14:34:34
  - i've just found out (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 14:36:11
    - How's he gonna smash someones face in with one of those? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 14:37:36
      - lol, it might chill him out when he's done it though (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 14:38:12
- keep flicking through the obscure sky channels........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:34:26
  - there's a baby channel around 600, and it plays soft music in case your (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 14:36:31
    - there's 3 or 4 of them (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 14:41:57
Shocking lack of lunch reportage (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 14:08:25
- Masman Curry with chicken, cashew nuts, jasmine rice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 6, 14:35:23
  - fag for the corporal !!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:37:32
    - ... (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:43:49
      - Did we ever use you as a crumpet rack, CC ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 6, 14:47:26
        
        nope........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:48:57
      - ahhhhh, that picture...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:45:07
    - Wuddo !!!!!! (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 6, 14:43:08
      - good to hear it mate........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:48:05
        
        Might see you at Huntingdon (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 6, 14:50:06
        
        good good! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:50:59
        
        Okey Dokey (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 6, 14:52:19
        
        ooh err!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 15:06:26
      - Have you thought about a pre-nup? (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 14:45:16
        
        No legal basis in the UK (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 6, 14:48:18
        
        That is the traditional position but I thought it was softening (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 14:53:42
        
        Well, it's an American thing of course (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 6, 14:54:58
      - Good god, you're (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:44:29
        
        Sure am (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 6, 14:46:23
- coughing in my own vomit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 6, 14:33:41
- bacon sarnie, cup of nescafe, toffee crisp........... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:31:02
- Breadsticks, corn thins and a ham salad wholemeal baggit - (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:22:04
- first christmas lunch of the season (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 14:21:24
  - Parsnip soup is the king of soups (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 6, 14:46:23
    - nah! oxtail or tomato is the biz! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:51:40
      - wrong wrong wrong (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 14:54:29
        
        soup served COLD is fecking wrong you mean!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 15:08:32
        
        don't know it till you've tried it (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 15:11:36
        
        know? Knock (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 15:13:02
        
        tried it.......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 15:12:58
        
        dipping Cadbury Snack biscuits into Heinz tomato soup is the mutt's nuts (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 15:19:26
        
        Heinz soup. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 15:21:47
  - Boooooooooooooooooooo - (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:22:31
    - out of the 40 odd people attending the same sitting as me (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 14:25:43
      - It's the one and only, single thing that is good about Xmas - (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:29:09
        
        Stilton (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 14:31:34
        
        Advocaat (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 14:34:04
        
        Yeuuuuk (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:35:31
        
        prefer boxing day buffet better than xmas days dinner.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:33:45
        
        Amen to that bor. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:35:07
        
        Ah, forgot Stilton (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:32:55
      - I used to bring xmas pud over for my french 'family' - they just laughed. (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 6, 14:27:47
        
        tell the cheese eating surrender monky's (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:35:53
        
        Brie is rather good but otherwise, yep. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:39:31
        
        pants loves Brie (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 6, 14:46:22
        
        Yeah but I wouldn't eat (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:30:01
        
        Hignoramuses (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 14:29:57
        
        i'd weep....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 6, 14:39:39
        
        Maybe one gains taste with age, eh OG? Mind you, (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:31:58
- burger king 3 pepper double angus meal, with a diet coke (General Chat) - samcd84, Dec 6, 14:19:35
  - See that thing about e. coli in fast food outlets last night? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 14:20:57
- Chinese All You Can Eat. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 6, 14:17:12
  - Up the buffet! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 6, 14:24:43
    - Lucky Star... (General Chat) - Dog, Dec 6, 14:27:35
- Lentil and Bacon Soup, Satsuma, Cox (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 14:16:00
- My grandma used to take an aspirin every day in case she got a headache - (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 14:13:25
- hall's soothers, tropicana (with bits) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 6, 14:11:30
- Ham and Mustard Baguette, Monster Munch, Can of Coke (full fat) (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 6, 14:09:31
Hatton v Mayweather... (NCFC) - BlueFury, Dec 6, 11:56:00
- because Mayweather's got a bigger reacharound (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 6, 12:02:25
  - How big a waist measurement could he reacharound? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 12:15:13
    - about a 60 (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 6, 12:16:36
      - Crimony! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 12:19:58
        
        Shit the bed (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 6, 12:35:54
- Hatton needs to tire Mayweather down and work on the inside to win (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 6, 11:59:54
- He's an infighter. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 6, 11:58:57
  - Cheers (NCFC) - BlueFury, Dec 6, 12:04:10
    - Correct. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 6, 12:06:06
      - Isn't the ref Cortez? (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 6, 12:08:35
        
        Yep. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 6, 12:10:36
        
        I am (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 6, 12:17:39
        
        Fought at York Hall? (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 6, 12:21:32
        
        Glory days (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 6, 12:28:43
        
        If you ever fancy a midweek card at York Hall, let me know. (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 6, 12:34:02
        
        Do you ever go? (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 6, 12:41:59
        
        Not recently. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 6, 12:55:50
        
        he is the Marquis of Queensbury (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 12:11:15
        
        I'm not sure the Marquis was a fan of grappling... (NCFC) - BlueFury, Dec 6, 12:13:17
        
        Rolf. (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 6, 12:12:00
  - Oooooh, that's really good. Your own, or nicked? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 6, 12:00:07
    - My own. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 6, 12:01:35
      - (applause) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 6, 12:03:06
      - Lots of exceptions to that simple table though (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 6, 12:02:34
        
        Oh indeed. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 6, 12:04:30
        
        I thought Marv was unlucky (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 6, 12:07:15
        
        Fairly accurate. (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 6, 12:09:54
        
        Story for you (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 6, 12:05:36
        
        Typical fakkin loryer, incha? (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 6, 12:03:53
        
        Lewis/Johnstone (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 6, 12:03:31
- Ficko (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 6, 11:58:37
- I'll explain if you promise to stop supporting the shite (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 6, 11:58:28
  - i would have done... (NCFC) - BlueFury, Dec 6, 12:05:50
AB, re: wii boxing (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 6, 11:35:06
- that is exactly how i play it (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 12:02:34
- I'm like that with the tennis (General Chat) - Gunnys mullet, Dec 6, 11:50:40
  - My flat mate when playing Tennis (General Chat) - Yellalee, Dec 6, 11:58:18
    - Luckily I've got big high Victorian ceilings and my feet hardly reach the floor . (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 12:21:22
    - erm... (General Chat) - Gunnys mullet, Dec 6, 12:01:51
  - You big vandal (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 6, 11:51:47
    - tis true (General Chat) - Gunnys mullet, Dec 6, 12:06:42
      - Hah (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 6, 12:08:31
- That's exactly what I intend to do. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 11:41:50
  - I'm still waiting for the rumoured Star Wars lightsabre game to be announced (n/m) (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Dec 6, 11:47:40
  - Got to say that on the whole I'm not fond (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 6, 11:46:22
    - Amen (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 6, 12:04:38
Guess what I've got. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:39:42
- Spice Girls re-union tickets. Front row so you can see Posh's shaven snatch and camel toe (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Dec 6, 11:18:14
  - I'd do Posh. More now than before. (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 6, 11:19:08
    - No way (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 6, 11:26:38
    - Poor chap. I cant imagine fucking her would give you any pleasure. (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Dec 6, 11:20:20
      - Incorrect. I'd snap her back. (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 6, 11:23:20
        
        and that just with a finger (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Dec 6, 11:24:19
- Tom Jones Disease. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 11:18:09
  - Sorry, I just wanted to join in. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 11:18:21
    - Thread incest, yeeeeeeuuuuuw (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 11:19:03
      - fuckapoi (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 6, 11:24:45
        
        soz (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 11:26:14
- What a coincidence: incredibly, I've got *everything* listed below in this thread! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 6, 11:17:10
- tickets to something which have thus resulted in tentage? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 11:16:15
- An indescribably sore ring? (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 6, 11:14:43
- a wedgie? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Dec 6, 11:14:11
- Scale model of Dion's schlong (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 6, 11:13:49
- third degree bellend burns (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 11:13:11
- That lovin' feelin'? (Other Football) - Yellalee, Dec 6, 11:11:37
- A belief that there is no such thing as death and we are all part of one consciousness? (n/m) (Other Football) - Cart Gap Disco, Dec 6, 11:02:19
  - Correct. Also that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 11:06:41
    - We could do with him around now, (Other Football) - Cart Gap Disco, Dec 6, 11:10:49
- Complete faith in Neil Doncaster's ability to run a football club. (n/m) (Other Football) - HairyBobbingManAss, Dec 6, 10:57:26
  - He's more likely to get that Wii ... oh hang on ... *scrolling down* (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 6, 11:00:05
- Your hands in your pockets (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 6, 10:56:55
  - Aha. In your face! (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:58:25
    - Yeah. In your face, Gittie... (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Dec 6, 11:01:49
      - Wait till it turns out to be missing some vital component (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 6, 11:04:51
        
        It *is* incompatible with our plug sockets. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 11:08:24
        
        I solved that with my German Wii. (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 6, 11:14:03
    - What's in my face? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 6, 10:59:22
      - Your specs? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:59:52
        
        They're ON my face (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 6, 11:01:53
        
        Days? Come on, fess up, you wanted *weeks*, and the sweat on my brow as xmas approached. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 11:07:40
        
        Well that would have been ideal (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 6, 11:11:53
- SiH's hair (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:56:41
- genital warts (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 10:56:26
- IED's cherry (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:56:04
- King Canute (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:55:10
- Wood? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Dec 6, 10:55:09
  - A bit. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:55:30
    - Enough wood to whittle a tiny statue of Glen Roeder? (n/m) (Other Football) - Cart Gap Disco, Dec 6, 10:57:48
      - Easily. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:58:03
        
        What are you waiting for! Get to work. Wii time can wait! (n/m) (Other Football) - Cart Gap Disco, Dec 6, 10:59:23
- my little pony (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:54:33
  - lol! (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Dec 6, 11:13:42
  - I haven't got anyone's little pony. Is that a euphemism? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:55:52
- people posting shit on a messageboard (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:54:18
- A dead fly in a match box (n/m) (Other Football) - Cart Gap Disco, Dec 6, 10:53:52
- a sore arse (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:53:48
- a whippet (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:53:20
- a lover-ly bunch of coconuts (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:52:23
- A cheese wedge shaped car? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 6, 10:52:22
- a wunpany choo (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:51:54
- Two CDs containing the details of millions of people? (n/m) (Other Football) - Declan, Dec 6, 10:50:35
  - Sshhhhhhh! (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:51:38
- A jizzy tissue? (n/m) (Other Football) - Cart Gap Disco, Dec 6, 10:50:02
  - I don't have one, but I could make one if you wanted? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:51:26
    - I thought you made have made one when you opened your parcel (Other Football) - Cart Gap Disco, Dec 6, 10:52:36
- a new canoe (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:50:01
  - I don't even have an old canoe. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:51:08
    - Of course you don't. (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 6, 10:53:20
- New pj's? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 6, 10:47:15
  - Non. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:50:40
  - With little sheep on them? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 6, 10:47:25
    - No PJs, no sheep. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:51:55
- A teddy bear called 'Mohammed'? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 6, 10:46:58
  - A Frayed Knot (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:48:59
- Lord Lucan? (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Dec 6, 10:45:44
  - No. No it's not Lord Lucan. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:48:35
- an overwhelming sense of self-satisfaction (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:45:37
  - A bit. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:48:11
- Hope its not a French one - cause they overheat in the UK (Other Football) - shoddy, Dec 6, 10:45:30
- a bunsen burner shaped fleshlight (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 6, 10:45:25
  - I wish. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:47:40
- silly boots (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:45:12
  - Yes, yes I have, but that's not what I'm talking about now. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:47:30
- Aids (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:44:59
  - Incorrect. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:47:08
- a new pen (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:44:46
  - No, that's not it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:46:57
- An overwhelming debt of gratitude to the board's Dordogne correspondent ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Dec 6, 10:44:43
  - Indeed. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:46:48
    - Did it travel well ? No packaging issues to be concerned about ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Dec 6, 10:49:43
      - Looks tip top. Colissimo still say it's in the commune near Orly airport. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:53:09
        
        Bloody French. Who'd trust them, eh ? (Other Football) - Arganth, Dec 6, 10:55:12
        
        Fuckun wars. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:56:39
        
        Waaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you my friend.... (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Dec 6, 11:01:06
- Surely you should wait for OG to appear before making this announcement? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 6, 10:43:39
  - Yeah, his loss. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:46:40
- Wii (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Dec 6, 10:43:22
  - Oui. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:50:53
  - boooo (Other Football) - HairyBobbingManAss, Dec 6, 10:44:30
    - Maple syrup (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 6, 10:46:09
- An outdoor adventure kit so you don't end up staying in festering with a games console? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 6, 10:43:06
  - No - I already have one of them, with proper walking boots and everything. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:46:22
- herpes (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:41:57
  - No. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:45:58
  - A slightly spoiled games console? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 6, 10:43:32
Mo Mo, Mo Mo Mo Mo, Mo Mo Mo Mo, Mo Mo MO CAMARA! (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:26:18
- ww2 (n/m) (Other Football) - lurd, Dec 6, 10:44:24
  - I was agreeing, seconding, bigging up, encoring, echoing. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:57:12
Anyone here play RubySoccer ? Hands up if you won your league... (Other Football) - Arganth, Dec 6, 09:23:12
- What is Ruby Soccer? (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Dec 6, 10:45:44
  - Free online management game. (Other Football) - Arganth, Dec 6, 10:54:05
    - sounds interesting! Have you got a link please? Im a sucker for a good management game! (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Dec 6, 10:56:28
      - ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:59:31
        
        Cheers! (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Dec 6, 11:59:01
- Yep - your Bordeaux beat my reserves in friendlies the other day. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:14:58
  - Yeah, that's me on Medium Ticker. (Other Football) - Arganth, Dec 6, 10:43:59
what's this then? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Dec 5, 16:29:30
- a photograth from a shit digital camera (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 5, 16:32:33
  - And the mome raths outgrabe (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 16:36:24
    - I've seen that line in one of ied's football hymns (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 5, 16:40:47
      - Was it called Mome Rath of the Barclay? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 16:45:29
    - i thought raths only outgribe when it's brillig. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Dec 5, 16:39:12
      - And when the toves are slithy (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 16:41:11
- A hyperlink. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 5, 16:30:34
- Cape Horn at Sunset (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 5, 16:30:00
  - and this? (General Chat) - Dave in France, Dec 5, 16:32:20
    - But you can't see the Pacific ocean in either picture (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 16:43:07
      - ... and it's all gone quiet over there ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 17:11:08
    - Cape Sunrise (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 16:37:57
    - me on the beach with my grandma sharing an ice cream. (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Dec 5, 16:36:58
    - Yeah but.... (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 5, 16:36:51
Song for Ched (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Dec 5, 14:33:55
- "Ched!" to the tune of "Jet" by Paul McCartney and Wings (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:40:20
  - they couldn't spell woo (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Dec 5, 14:43:30
    - shame, spiked before it ever got off the ground (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:46:11
      - This is what we use now (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 5, 14:57:49
        
        or this (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 5, 14:59:01
        
        Hold fire!!! (NCFC) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 15:01:09
        
        but I reckon this is the best (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 5, 15:09:24
- Ohhhh Cheddy Cheddy. Cheddy, Cheddy, Cheddy, Cheddy, Cheddy, Ched. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 14:37:37
  - For some reason, as I left for work this morning... (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Dec 5, 15:45:36
    - "Good Evans"! (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Dec 5, 15:53:15
- 'Oops upside your Ched' (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Dec 5, 14:36:11
  - that'll do for me (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Dec 5, 14:46:00
  - Excellent! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 5, 14:44:31
  - My garden Ched? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Dec 5, 14:37:51
Edukayshun, edukayshun, edukayshun (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 14:33:50
- They'll claim it was due to the Tories. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 5, 16:33:48
- as are all governments. What we nwwd is our very own (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 5, 14:50:17
  - *ee* of course (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 5, 14:50:44
- Agree (General Chat) - Costa Del Colney, Dec 5, 14:40:51
  - As a teacher of 2 years experience... (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 5, 16:07:37
  - agreed (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:41:56
- Tough on education. Tough on the causes of education. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 14:37:04
  - Domestos (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Dec 5, 14:44:51
One really wants to believe in innocent until proven guilty but... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 5, 14:11:21
- lovely old conjecture (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 5, 15:47:40
- A man. A plan. A canal. Panama. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 5, 14:30:37
  - He'd be ok if his neighbour hadn't stuck her oar in (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Dec 5, 14:31:55
  - ww2 (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 14:31:11
- Panama is the only country in the world you can see the sunset and rise in the atlantic a (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:17:46
  - But not from the same spot in Panama, Shirley? (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 14:35:15
    - wrong (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:38:40
      - ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 14:41:19
        
        "from the same location" (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:47:46
        
        You is quoting from the wrong sentence (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 14:49:07
        
        I is, and also I is posting in entirely the wrong place (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:51:48
        
        that's badly worded that is (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 14:46:08
        
        Excellent, a FACT at last (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 14:43:29
        
        ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 14:48:10
        
        Various tintynet sources say Panama is only 30 miles wide or so (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 14:46:57
        
        I know (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:48:39
        
        about 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:44:14
        
        phew! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:42:45
  - and a cigar named after it (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Dec 5, 14:30:39
    - and a hat (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:32:08
      - and a canal (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Dec 5, 14:34:54
  - that sounds wrong to me (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 14:21:26
    - d....i....s.....t.....a.....n....c.....e (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:22:14
      - Surely you can in Mexico? (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 5, 14:29:31
        
        nope (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:31:32
      - yeah but in the time between the 2 could you not t....r....a...v...e...l (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 14:26:38
        
        Who gives a s....h....i....t....? N...o...t m...e f...o...r o...n...e (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 5, 14:28:49
        
        b...l...i....n....d.....e.....r......s.. ....d.....o....e......s.....t...h...o... .u....gh.. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:31:03
        
        not if as I had omitted to put in my original FACT (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:28:01
        
        oh well, that's alright then (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 14:34:19
        
        I apologise (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:35:08
- Rambling on about Ipswich winning away... (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Dec 5, 14:14:40
  - Me no understand. What you mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 5, 14:17:56
    - the knobber canoeist has been out of circulation about the same time (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:20:13
      - since the scum won on the rud (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:20:42
        
        apologies (General Chat) - Tomblander, Dec 5, 14:21:17
Sir Arizona of the Bay. (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 5, 13:30:57
- Nope - the tracking website reckons it's in a commune south of Paris somewhere. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 13:32:24
  - Yeah just checked, and in atlas. It's in the Orly airport depot. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 5, 13:48:12
  - *goes purple with effort of not bursting into loud and raucous sniggers* (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 13:44:51
    - Shut up. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 13:46:26
      - Heathens who have no concept that a French commune is, in fact, just a village.VVVVVVVVVVV (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 5, 14:02:45
        
        Con-artists who have entered a false tracking number into Frog post office ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 14:05:31
        
        I'll see you in court for a slur like that, sunshine... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 5, 14:11:10
        
        Arganth on his way to the "post office" with his Wii proceeds (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 14:25:16
        
        it's the spiv's hat that gives him away as a wrong 'un (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 14:27:49
      - If it is in a commune they're probably not using it... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 5, 13:52:36
        
        It's Japanese. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 14:14:57
        
        True, but it ain't French though, is it? So therefore it's a wrong un (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 5, 14:16:41
      - "Sister Anne, Sister Anne, can you see my Wii arriving?" (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 13:47:59
Today's "Utterly Pointless Question" award (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 13:28:14
- Yesterday's Utterly Pointless Scientific Research (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 13:59:53
- Zeta-Jones. Who wouldn't? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 13:40:00
  - Perzackerly (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 13:42:42
    - All about tits at the end of the day innit (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 13:44:03
      - Everything is, Steve, everything is (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 13:46:01
- And I was doing so well until the last bit... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 5, 13:31:51
  - Your reindeer herding a bit weak Panda ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 13:34:19
    - He's almost done with puperty, which is braggable. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 5, 13:44:20
      - Yep, I'm a youngster... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 5, 13:45:56
      - I'd brag if I'd finished puperty as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 13:44:56
        
        Is that one of those Eastern European novels Otto and Berlin are always on about? (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 13:46:52
        
        yes italian parents, to quote him from one of todays rags.... (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 5, 14:10:21
        
        Give it a rest for fuck's sake, no-one's playing, no-ones likely to. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 14:15:51
  - I'm the bollocks at reindeer herding, me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 13:34:02
- My sister is much younger anyway... I had no choice (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Dec 5, 13:31:04
- and ridiculous conclusion award also (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 5, 13:30:38
who thinks this bloke is a cunt? (General Chat) - river end riot, Dec 5, 12:42:29
- Luckily, judging by the hue of his face, he'll be dead of a heart attack within a couple (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 12:56:22
- I'll tell you who is a c**t - the bloke on here who said (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 5, 12:45:49
  - This bloke is also a cunt (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 12:56:11
    - spitting image...................quality programme (n/m) (General Chat) - river end riot, Dec 5, 13:03:12
    - ...... (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 13:01:22
- that's an insult to the cunt community (n/m) (General Chat) - Metabolic, Dec 5, 12:44:22
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 5, 12:44:07
Hey Blindas, you around? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 5, 12:31:07
- in between "working", yes i am (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 12:38:51
  - Can you post some excerpts of that book you're gona get me for (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 5, 12:42:55
    - Result - Wisbech totally under water. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 13:04:38
      - I just hope I live long enough - it's (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 5, 13:06:30
        
        If he moves a bit he could live in April or May instead. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 5, 13:28:54
    - nope, you'll have to wait for Christmas (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 12:54:22
      - Indeed, especially when you look at Hull and Grimsby. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 5, 12:56:31
That canoe story (General Chat) - Dave in France, Dec 5, 12:27:08
- straightforward insurance fraud, innit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 5, 12:33:33
  - except the twat came back (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 12:34:55
    - I presumed he'd fallen out with her when she effed off to Panama (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 12:39:02
    - Presumably he wanted to get out of the country and needed a passport? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 12:38:05
    - she probably kicked him out. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 5, 12:37:39
- A man, a plan, a canal - Panama (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 12:32:21
  - rats live on no evil star (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Dec 5, 12:33:02
    - Not v topical, though, that one (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 12:34:24
    - and again, DiF (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 5, 12:33:54
  - Pallindromungous, Gitters (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 5, 12:32:55
    - If only it had "insurance fraud" in there as well, it would be perfect (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 12:34:55
- Indeed - Panama??? why???? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 5, 12:28:58
  - do we have an extradition treaty with them? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 12:30:42
    - we do... (General Chat) - Gunnys mullet, Dec 5, 12:36:20
    - Wunt have thought so. Bunch of drug dealing bandits aint they? (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 5, 12:34:06
- it's life imitating art (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 5, 12:28:55
  - are you suggesting harold did it all as an insurance job? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Dec 5, 12:30:56
    - yes (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 5, 12:34:55
  - Reggie Perrin - pssssst, (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 5, 12:30:05
    - neighbours character (General Chat) - Dave in France, Dec 5, 12:31:15
      - Ah, never watched it. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 5, 12:32:42
        
        weirdo! (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 5, 12:34:31
        
        Porquois? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 5, 12:37:31
        
        as if anyone didn't watch Neighbours? (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 5, 12:39:29
        
        But it's on in t afternoons and I tend to have (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 5, 12:43:52
        
        + I'm led to believe it is complete and utter shite (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 5, 12:44:34
        
        And aimed at a target audience summarised as "morons" (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 12:46:03
        
        Exactly and I'm sure it wasn't on when I were a Teenager. (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 5, 12:48:46
        
        There was no televsion when you were a teenager, CB41 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 12:50:52
        
        racist (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 5, 12:50:30
        
        well i was younger than a teenager (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 5, 12:47:24
        
        Youthful indiscretion, that's OK (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 12:48:10
        
        thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 5, 12:50:39
        
        Ummmm (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 12:40:00
        
        Actually, on reflection (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 5, 12:41:04
        
        I've never watched it (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 5, 12:40:56
LOJ's christmas countdown only 20 days to go, ho, ho,ho (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 5, 11:37:08
- Cracking stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 5, 11:40:16
- Excellent. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 11:38:20
  - Yes, I do believe this year's installments have been League Two at best, but hey (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 11:42:41
RE Rank and File - Catholic Church (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 11:12:05
- You are welcome to your opinion (General Chat) - foulsham canary, Dec 5, 11:50:10
  - well they certainly peddle lies about condoms across africa (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 11:57:05
    - Progress is being made though (General Chat) - revsimon, Dec 5, 12:03:41
      - Only 20 years late, but an improvement. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 12:05:44
        
        I agree that it is disgracefully late (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, Dec 5, 12:07:36
        
        Most 'improvements' in the Catholic church (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 5, 12:12:50
        
        Not sure that is totally true (n/m) (General Chat) - foulsham canary, Dec 5, 12:17:35
        
        .... (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 5, 12:22:09
        
        pure evil (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 12:47:21
    - And they certainly run orphanages, hospitals, feeding centres, shelters and so on as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 12:01:19
      - all in the aid of conversion, but yes they do do good things as well. (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 12:06:08
        
        then why be so offensive to them? (n/m) (General Chat) - foulsham canary, Dec 5, 12:09:13
        
        What to the organisation - cos they deserve it (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 12:11:57
        
        no the rank and file (n/m) (General Chat) - foulsham canary, Dec 5, 12:14:25
        
        So does Bill Gates (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 12:07:20
      - Have you seen the Vatican ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 12:04:48
        
        British Empire = cunts (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 12:29:24
        
        Thought we'd established that yares agew. As to where I am now, don't forget (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 12:37:26
        
        But don't let us forget that all those (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 12:38:51
      - Yeah, but don't let that get in the way of a stereotypical, bias view (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 5, 12:04:04
        
        why biased? If they covered up Paedo's in teh UK by moving them (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 12:09:02
        
        Jehovah's Witnesses are just bad at child abuse cover-ups (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 12:10:35
        
        Michael Jackson is a jehovah witness. says it all really. (n/m) (General Chat) - river end riot, Dec 5, 12:15:58
        
        And I think they are another disgraceful organisation. (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 12:14:00
        
        Mormons ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 12:15:39
        
        I knew a mormon - funny old situation as she lived in San Fran (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 12:19:24
        
        lots of different strands of mormonism (General Chat) - revsimon, Dec 5, 12:23:08
        
        How very true (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 12:31:00
        
        why biased? If they (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 12:07:53
- selective that int it (General Chat) - dear prudence, Dec 5, 11:44:53
  - and the Vatican says condoms don't work.... (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 11:50:38
- I'm a catholic. (General Chat) - Bertie Biggins, Dec 5, 11:38:30
  - We all have our cross to bear (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 11:53:43
  - thanks - one of my best mates is catholic and gives the sermon (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 11:49:53
- yeah but Delia's a Cathlic int she, thas all part u thu same conspiracy innut. (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Dec 5, 11:20:03
- if anybody cares, that ^^^ is in relation to this post from yesterday (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 11:19:04
- are you a teddy ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 5, 11:18:15
- I don't think anyone's going to bite today, troll dude (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 11:15:08
  - Great result last night! Fantastic Atmosphere too! (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 11:17:50
    - I thought atmosphere was pretty poor (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 5, 11:18:28
      - really?? Loads of singing were I was (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 11:19:40
- Spuriousanalogytastic! (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Dec 5, 11:15:02
- Short meeting of the Brains Trust has been convened I see. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 11:14:14
By the way - all three Sheff U fans AB and I have spoken to today ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 10:57:19
- get the impression they want us to win so robbo gets the boot n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Dec 5, 10:59:23
  - Yeah, a lot of them do think like that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 11:00:04
    - let's hope a lot of their players think that too (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 11:03:27
- ^^ "Mrs AB and I" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 10:57:45
This bloke has got his head quite far up his arse... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 5, 10:40:03
- if i lived in that area i would be a villa, brum or wallsall fan before coventry. (NCFC) - river end riot, Dec 5, 10:51:11
- lovely old jealousy (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Dec 5, 10:51:00
- What a twongo (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 5, 10:42:55
  - the difference between coventry and norwich (NCFC) - Dave in France, Dec 5, 10:46:19
    - And Coventry is a grubby shithole full of shitters. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 10:49:41
Fantasy football (NCFC) - Dion is a legend, Dec 5, 10:23:10
- PASSWORD (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 10:35:28
- OWEN (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Dec 5, 10:33:49
- http://www.bramernic.co.uk/fsports/ (NCFC) - Everynowandagain, Dec 5, 10:30:56
- Graham (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 10:23:46
Did anyone else see Glenn Roeder's reaction when the attendance was announced? (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 5, 09:52:51
- bit of a different from this time last year! What was it Grant said after Hull game? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Dec 5, 10:10:16
  - linkage as a reminder please? (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 10:24:16
    - Found it - "disgrace" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 10:46:01
      - oh, *those* remarks... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 10:51:19
        
        i sort of understand his point (NCFC) - Dave in France, Dec 5, 10:56:12
  - Yep. That was the first sign he was actually a bit of a div. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 5, 10:11:05
    - Does this flurry of posting mean that you've now finished saving Northern Rock, Gareth? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 5, 10:17:54
      - Asking a direct question is the one way to guarantee him disappearing, damn (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 5, 10:38:06
    - lots of fans never forgave him for that comment. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 5, 10:13:29
Cricket (Other Sports) - Fleggster, Dec 5, 09:47:29
- Win, Lose, Tie and Draw (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 09:57:26
  - Spanish Armada notice the wind is getting up. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 5, 09:59:01
    - Win, Lose, Tie and Bees. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 10:02:09
      - And Snake, and Rabid Dog (n/m) (Other Sports) - Old Git, Dec 5, 10:02:49
        
        And scorpion, one of them stang one of the day-release-convict stewards thuther day. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 10:04:12
        
        Makes a change from Henry Blofeld whittering on about pigeons (Other Sports) - Old Git, Dec 5, 10:15:23
        
        My brother was up before Henry's brother once. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 10:23:17
        
        He was a good judge (Other Sports) - Old Git, Dec 5, 10:27:40
        
        No, no, not at all. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 10:35:13
        
        OIC (Other Sports) - Old Git, Dec 5, 10:37:28
        
        I know, I used my Brother's term "up before" as in "I was up before Sir John Blofeld" (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 10:47:48
        
        Your brother is James Bond ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arganth, Dec 5, 10:23:54
        
        Different family of Blofelds. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 10:25:52
    - Haha (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brom, Dec 5, 09:59:14
- they all realise cricket is a bit shit and go and doing something else instead (n/m) (Other Sports) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 09:54:47
  - I like Cricket but that amused me (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Dec 5, 10:11:04
  - Gayer (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brom, Dec 5, 09:55:00
    - i'll say this for cricket though (Other Sports) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 10:01:41
- Win, Lose, Tie and Abandonment (Other Sports) - Auckland Roeder, Dec 5, 09:52:29
  - Tricky is correct below ignore me. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Auckland Roeder, Dec 5, 09:53:42
- a tie. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 5, 09:49:52
  - Nope, still confused... (Other Sports) - Fleggster, Dec 5, 09:51:41
    - a tie. (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 5, 09:52:50
      - Ah, yes. I see. Cheers Tricky. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Fleggster, Dec 5, 09:54:07
    - a tie... (Other Sports) - Brom, Dec 5, 09:52:46
      - Ah, better explaination above (n/m) (Other Sports) - Brom, Dec 5, 09:54:50
Apparently the game was 'more premiership than championship'... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 5, 09:00:12
- what game did he watch? (n/m) (NCFC) - raretek, Dec 5, 13:09:27
- Whereas the Pink 'Un will tell you that (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 09:29:35
  - Clearly the Mail hack wrote his piece after the first ten minutes (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 5, 09:40:09
  - Roeder himself said he was looking for some long ball (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Dec 5, 09:32:29
- Surely there is no way that he was at the match? (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Dec 5, 09:26:00
- Especially this bit (NCFC) - BFG, Dec 5, 09:21:31
So who would then? (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 4, 16:48:39
- nope (General Chat) - south, Dec 4, 17:15:45
- Nope (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 16:51:55
  - it's not the best photo i've seen of her (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 17:02:09
  - Gay boy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 16:54:30
  - fucking racist (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 4, 16:53:02
    - Fanny (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 4, 16:53:18
  - Thank Christ I'm not alone on that! (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 4, 16:52:33
    - fucking racist (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 4, 16:53:14
      - Fanny (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 4, 16:53:34
    - Fancy dinner tonight, big boy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 16:53:13
      - Only if it's from Balham Waitrose (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 4, 16:54:13
- Yes. Of course yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 16:51:37
- Not for me (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 4, 16:49:48
  - fucking racist (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 4, 16:53:22
    - Fanny (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 4, 16:54:30
  - WHAT?!?! (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 16:50:41
    - No, her voice gets on my tits (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 4, 16:51:25
      - Stick your cock in her mouth and she wouldn't be able to talk (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 16:56:34
        
        You old romantic you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 16:58:36
        
        Well, when she is as stunning as that - to worry about her voice is just fucking stupid (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 16:59:27
        
        ^^^ Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 17:03:36
      - fucking racist (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 4, 16:53:30
        
        Fanny (n/m) (General Chat) - Stoopish, Dec 4, 16:54:40
- F**K YES (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 16:49:31
  - bravado from my flower pressing friend (General Chat) - WalterTheSofty, Dec 4, 18:50:34
  - After careful consideration i have decided i would take her for a G&T. (n/m) (General Chat) - Andyjzr, Dec 4, 16:52:12
next season's target (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 4, 15:42:28
- troll (n/m) (NCFC) - Cart Gap Disco, Dec 4, 16:29:48
  - lol wtf it was a perfectly reasonable question (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 4, 16:51:55
- not out of relegation mire yet!! still 6 points off safety (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 15:48:17
- all depends (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 4, 15:44:06
  - so if the board doesn't let him bring in what he needs (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 4, 15:45:45
    - i dont think the board of this club have ever had any real aspirations just happy to... (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Dec 4, 15:47:51
      - I think that is totally, 100% wrong. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 4, 15:51:21
        
        desire without application is worthless (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 15:53:36
        
        tell that to this paedo (of no known religious beliefs) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 16:42:13
        
        terrible as usual from incompetant judges (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 16:55:06
        
        My problem was morethe fact the 'church' covered it up. (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 16:53:21
        
        There's something wrong with Beatrice's face. I'm sure she shares more than a normal amou (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 16:46:18
        
        Build me a bonfire and tell me where... (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 4, 16:44:31
        
        BING BING BING BING BING! WE HAVE A WINNER (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 4, 16:42:59
        
        Just ask ied (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 4, 16:07:50
        
        that's why i said we didnt get, and havent got, it all wrong (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 4, 16:00:26
        
        we have got almost everything wrong since promotion (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 16:01:21
        
        We got almost everything wrong before the playoffs (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 4, 16:02:41
        
        We certainly deserve to be where we are now (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 16:11:01
        
        No it's not - (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 4, 15:56:28
        
        unfortunatly most people don't act on them (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 16:00:33
      - are you Smudger in disguise? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 4, 15:50:19
        
        I don't feel the board are doing a terrible job (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 15:52:56
        
        Its true, there’s nothing sinister or underhand ....... (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Dec 4, 15:54:42
        
        "unwilling to accept even the idea of change" (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 15:58:41
        
        the slow progress everything seems to take at the club. (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 16:06:50
        
        The evidence being, if they were willing to accept the idea of change. Then there would (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Dec 4, 16:03:30
        
        still referring back to when you wanted Worthy out? (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 4, 16:05:22
        
        Delia is blatantly a religious zealot. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 4, 16:00:49
        
        POTD you have made all in the office laugh / smile so not bad (n/m) (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Dec 4, 16:07:30
        
        I can't believe i'm allowing myself to be trolled like this. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 4, 16:09:13
        
        cool, wet grass, cool, wet grass (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 16:11:17
        
        that is a rather bold statement to come out with ! Delia Smith Sacrifies Children ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Dec 4, 16:06:04
        
        I can't say i'm surprised. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 4, 16:07:57
        
        unfortunatly yes she is catholic. (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 16:02:43
        
        unfortunately? (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 4, 16:04:28
        
        I personally dislike the catholic religion more than all the others (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 16:10:23
        
        You've just eclipsed all your previous efforts on... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 4, 16:21:56
        
        well its true (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 16:26:42
        
        Yeah remember in the 70s-80s............. (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Dec 4, 16:32:45
        
        yes, did the catholic church COVER THAT UP too?? (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 16:35:14
        
        No............But (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Dec 4, 16:46:20
        
        Finally (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 4, 16:31:27
        
        well, I KNEW the story and background (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 16:34:45
        
        I don't have a church. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 4, 16:39:19
        
        would you let me and my teddy bear in ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Dec 4, 16:42:18
        
        is he called Mohammed? (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 16:58:20
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Dec 4, 16:24:24
        
        Beware the beast, Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 4, 16:14:01
        
        is that a poem ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Dec 4, 16:18:16
        
        ARGH. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 4, 16:21:53
        
        Truest thing posted all day (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 4, 16:16:40
        
        and i'd really rather you fucked off and supported the scum (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 16:12:47
        
        lol - exactly! (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 16:18:25
        
        but i am an England supporter (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 16:23:18
        
        "but i'm not the messiah" (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 4, 16:24:33
        
        it's pure nincompoopery (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 16:06:42
        
        I suspect some japery is afoot. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 4, 16:10:06
        
        No, basab really is a fundamentalist zealot atheist (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 4, 16:11:08
        
        an atheist, yes. a fundamentalist zealot, not even close. (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 16:17:51
        
        ummm (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 16:24:45
        
        errr (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 16:35:19
        
        so what? (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 16:56:04
        
        read some of what they do for Aids and HIV sufferers and find out (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 17:08:29
        
        agreed (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 18:03:45
        
        the rank and file IS the organisation AND what it stands for (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 18:22:45
        
        ummm (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 4, 16:28:22
        
        but (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 16:29:51
        
        Better. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 4, 16:33:16
        
        *Knew... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 4, 16:31:35
        
        ha ha ha (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 16:02:02
      - well said (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 4, 15:48:29
Anyone got any experience of Solar Heating? (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 4, 15:31:30
- Not a chance when you move to the north (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 15:36:03
  - Not true. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 4, 15:38:04
- ever wondered my more people dont use solar panelling ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 4, 15:35:24
  - It's bloody expensive to install (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 4, 15:35:48
    - Not on a new build (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 4, 15:39:14
      - We moved into a new house in the summer (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 4, 15:52:59
        
        Yeah but was it planned in the original build or an add on? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 4, 15:55:08
        
        Planned in the original build I think (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 4, 15:58:09
- yep (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 15:34:50
  - when i lived in cyprus every house had it fitted pretty much as standard. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 4, 15:38:40
    - I think most new builds here will have now. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 4, 15:41:03
      - not enough sun light up north (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 4, 15:44:20
        
        Actually there's very little real difference in photovoltaic potential in England (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 15:49:27
        
        Arrows sir! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 4, 15:55:38
        
        Can you hear the Dirty Delia sing? No-oh, No-oh. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 16:05:44
        
        I'm sure a verse has been taken out of that since i heard it in the early/mid 90's. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 4, 16:19:27
        
        Yeah, but you get the picture. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 16:20:38
        
        Well yeah (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Dec 4, 16:25:45
        
        Not true. You don't need sunlight. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 4, 15:48:18
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 4, 15:35:33
- yes...............it works........................... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Dec 4, 15:34:20
  - where you don't need it. Seems to (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 4, 15:37:44
- Vurrr gud (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 4, 15:32:56
Found that picture of the original WotB meeting in Squares... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 15:00:05
- Operation Ore unveils latest "most wanted" appeal (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralph, Dec 4, 15:49:33
- Norwich Hit Squad in rare team photo before they batter the ICF (n/m) (General Chat) - Cart Gap Disco, Dec 4, 15:19:17
- IED looks a lot less smug and conceited than nowadays (General Chat) - Yellalee, Dec 4, 15:05:38
  - I am dead sexy these days (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 4, 15:09:14
    - Clearly evidenced by your recent conquests. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 4, 15:29:18
- is that Jumbo1 back left? (General Chat) - Gunnys mullet, Dec 4, 15:03:40
  - Can we please have some names? (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 15:05:22
    - It's me (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 4, 15:09:32
    - L-R... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 15:07:22
      - pretty sure that... (General Chat) - Gunnys mullet, Dec 4, 15:11:39
        
        You coming game tonight? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 15:16:20
        
        me no come um game (General Chat) - Gunnys mullet, Dec 4, 15:25:26
        
        Pixelman... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 15:29:18
- How fucking long is IED's neck!? Is he part giraffe? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 15:02:41
  - 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 15:11:51
  - ... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 15:05:04
    - Sweet little touch of fluff on his cheek (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 15:10:52
      - I've been shaving since 2003 (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 4, 15:11:35
        
        Shaving your plums doesn't count (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 15:14:37
        
        Well, he felt he had do so something to celebrate them dropping. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Dec 4, 15:16:14
        
        translates as (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 15:12:41
    - You can find 'The Estonian' in there as well - i'd imagine... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Dec 4, 15:10:31
    - oh fucking hell (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 4, 15:09:45
- IED hent changed much has he (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 15:01:36
  - I bloody have (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 4, 15:10:06
- The guy far right with his hands in his pockets looks a right twat. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 4, 15:01:31
- Wooooaaahhhhh (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 15:01:30
  - ^ for the avoidance of doubt, the above message is based on entirely fictional characters^ (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 15:02:53
    - Where's a photo of you then Mr OG? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 4, 15:11:03
      - Here (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 15:15:29
        
        BAAAALDY! (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 4, 15:15:50
        
        Yup (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 15:17:34
Frank Keating says Hatton has no chance (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 14:23:42
- Personally i think he is better than Stracey and Jones (General Chat) - earlydoors, Dec 4, 15:02:48
- I didn't understand a word of that, but I enjoyed it tremendously. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 14:34:34
  - You'll like this one (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 14:36:55
    - He beat a Mexican by punching him in the LIVER? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 14:41:36
      - Yup, it was the Barry McGuigan speciality (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 14:50:24
        
        Shit the bed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 14:52:10
        
        What does that mean? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 14:56:44
        
        "Fuck abaht!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 14:57:30
        
        Awrite son, you shudda sed so (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 14:58:18
        
        Gosh! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 14:57:49
        
        Crimmony! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 14:57:56
        
        Lorks! (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Dec 4, 14:58:17
        
        *Lawks* (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 14:59:27
        
        grmmmmph!!!! (General Chat) - Dave in France, Dec 4, 14:59:54
        
        Too busy shagging inflatable dolphins (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 15:01:05
        
        ^^^ Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 14:59:05
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 15:00:11
        
        Heavens above! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 14:58:04
        
        Fuck my old boots! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 14:58:14
        
        'kin Ada! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 14:58:51
        
        Well well (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 14:59:45
        
        Oh my goodness (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 14:59:53
      - it's above your waist. So yes. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 4, 14:45:45
- What does he know, (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 4, 14:27:01
Score predictions for tonight? (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Dec 4, 14:11:08
- Norwich 5 Plymouth 0 (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 4, 14:42:26
- us 4 them 0 (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 14:18:54
- 1-0, Evans (74) (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 14:14:57
- IED will not score tonight (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Dec 4, 14:13:29
- It will get dark (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 4, 14:12:19
- 2-1 City. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 4, 14:11:44
WOTB Secret Santa 2007 (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 14:04:27
- an inflatable dolphin for Dave in France (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 14:49:50
  - good memory (General Chat) - Dave in France, Dec 4, 14:51:53
- A Guide to Modern Life for CB41 (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 14:48:54
  - Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 14:50:27
- new fridge for SiH (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Dec 4, 14:46:53
  - Cheers, little Leila will be overjoyed that she can eat fresh food again (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 14:55:18
    - copters (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 15:20:32
- A life... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 4, 14:44:32
- Spice Girls tickets for CB41 (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 14:39:44
- a bedroom for SiH and pants (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 14:28:55
  - Some milk of human kindness for SiH too (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 14:38:18
    - I would take it back to the shop and get cash (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 14:51:57
  - Ta for the bedroom, but I prefer boxers (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 14:36:34
    - Leila Ali would do (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 14:36:47
      - is it you what's kidnapped her then, you sicko... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 14:44:22
        
        Not being funny, but I wouldn't kidnap anyone with "Jihad" as their middle name! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 14:52:35
        
        she looks a right bundle of laughs in her photo too... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 14:58:57
- some ear muffs for SCC (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 14:27:33
  - A gag would be better (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 14:33:38
- Some Richard Nash stickers for Tuds (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 4, 14:25:03
  - I'd get you a stick, a plum, a Viscount biscuit (mint) and a Grifter. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 4, 14:51:11
    - small smart (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 4, 15:07:59
  - I like tudders' new shirt (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 14:34:42
    - Not another paedo swirling his face (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 14:37:17
- A "Make Doherty History" t-shirt for Brandonio (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 14:21:09
- A season ticket for pants (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 14:19:34
- some new staples for Tomblander (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Dec 4, 14:17:42
- I'd get everyone an English/mbk, mbk/English dictionary. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 14:15:37
  - Can I write it? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 4, 14:17:06
    - That'd save me buying it in Smithses. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 14:19:23
- Pipe and slippers for PK (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 14:11:28
- I'd get a Wii for AB... (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 4, 14:10:38
  - Oi. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 14:11:45
    - Oh, hasn't it arrived yet? (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 14:20:03
      - Pipe down, old man. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 14:23:07
        
        AB waiting for his Wii (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 14:24:39
- i'd get blindasabat some (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 4, 14:09:27
  - i'd like that very much indeed, fank yoo (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 14:14:34
  - and old git a (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 4, 14:09:49
    - I'm hip enough already young man (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 14:19:03
    - ingi a flat cap (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 4, 14:10:18
      - pants, i'd get some (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 4, 14:12:31
- The Optimist's Handbook for selwyn (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 14:08:31
- I'd pay for a prossie for IED (n/m) (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Dec 4, 14:07:38
- A snap bean. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 4, 14:07:38
  - or pip. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 4, 14:33:29
- I'd get an Interpol album for FP (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 4, 14:05:58
  - Interpol are shit... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 4, 14:42:57
Not sure if this link will work but...... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Dec 4, 13:22:51
- Sorry not with it today... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Dec 4, 13:25:15
  - The boy from Spandau Ballet isn't holding back. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 13:56:21
    - was it him that had the brain troubles or his brother? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 14:05:41
      - Broad but shallow, is my knowledge of pop culture. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 14:11:26
        
        TRUE! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 14:55:45
        
        Martin Kemp... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 4, 14:43:54
  - Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 13:25:52
- You right, it didn't work (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 13:23:44
30 quid a week to go to 6th form ??!! (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 12:30:14
- keeps them off the dole though dunt it (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 13:03:23
  - Not entitled to 'Dole' (Other Football) - Cannydc, Dec 4, 13:05:53
    - except in exceptional circumstances (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 13:12:05
- Can't see it catching on - they can make treble that in one (Other Football) - CB41, Dec 4, 12:32:32
  - Yeah but it gives them some capital to invest in their coke start-up (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 12:36:25
- Around 1999-2000 (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 4, 12:31:48
  - Talking about treating the symptom instead of the cause (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 12:36:41
    - It's means-tested against household income and that, so not everyone's eligible. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 13:05:15
      - It's a small price to pay to keep people in education (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Dec 4, 13:08:27
        
        No, because a lot of the children stay in education to get the money... (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 4, 13:11:41
        
        A few do, but saying 'a lot' seems to be putting it a bit strongly (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Dec 4, 13:26:03
        
        No, I was there 7 years ago when it started... (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 4, 13:29:58
        
        and of those 25-30%, how many of them made trouble? (n/m) (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Dec 4, 13:34:28
        
        The vast majority of them (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 4, 14:46:28
        
        And it only takes one or two trouble makers in a class to ruin it for the other 15-20 (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 4, 14:46:47
        
        Sounds like you should have gone to a better school. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 14:47:20
        
        I was lucky that I didn't do the tin pot subjects that most of the trouble makers did... (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 4, 14:49:42
        
        9 (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 13:42:40
        
        Agree (Other Football) - Cannydc, Dec 4, 13:10:04
      - There was one girl at my school... (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 4, 13:06:40
        
        Isn't quite right is it? Mind you, the niece and nephew I have that get it rather like it (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 13:09:15
FA Cup Rant. (Other Football) - songwriter81, Dec 4, 12:21:15
- agree (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Dec 4, 13:17:56
- What interest would the general public have (Other Football) - Cannydc, Dec 4, 12:30:19
- Lots of people dont have (cant afford) sky and look forward to the few games a year (Other Football) - lurd, Dec 4, 12:26:42
  - Agreed (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 4, 12:28:12
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 12:27:28
Back my poplier demand LOJ'S Christmas countdown - 1 joke a day (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 4, 12:15:24
- Huzzah! (General Chat) - Five Bears Named Mo, Dec 4, 12:17:42
  - thank you (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 4, 12:38:43
- Hurrah! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 12:17:07
- .00025/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 12:16:53
It seems that Smudgers protest has been reduced (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Dec 4, 11:39:19
- With a mouth like his (according to his picture on Pinkun), (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 4, 12:06:02
- Right that's it - time to protest against the absence of a protest. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 4, 11:52:03
  - I miss the lovely old job xmas countdown jokes from the other year. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 11:59:11
    - OK I will try & come up with something. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 4, 12:07:32
    - Christmas ? It's not even Sinterklaas till tomorrow ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 12:03:58
      - Feckin Classic FM are playing Christmas Carols every (NCFC) - CB41, Dec 4, 12:07:36
- Part time protester, he's just a part time protester (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 4, 11:43:53
  - Rolf (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 4, 11:45:10
- have you got a camera on your phone? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 11:40:29
  - No unfortunately my posh phone was nicked the other week (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Dec 4, 11:47:36
Let me get this straight. There are adult blokes on here (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 4, 11:25:05
- Are there? (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 11:32:34
  - Might have a foo yare agew but not these days! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 12:05:56
    - They are hotter than they were when they started (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 12:11:54
      - Just cos you're an Old Git (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 12:14:47
      - was thinking the same yesterday... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 4, 12:14:08
- why shouldn't we? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 4, 11:26:00
  - He's not talking about you, he said "adults". (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 11:32:37
    - good point (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 4, 11:33:57
      - DAft Punk are undeniably extremely shit, whether I dislike them or not (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 4, 12:04:48
        
        not to mention French (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 4, 12:06:22
        
        Indeed, which might explain the shitness (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 4, 12:09:01
    - Back of the net (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 11:33:12
      - Coincidently, I've had my morning bowel movement, accompanied by a quick game of (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 11:38:10
        
        stuffing a double 18 sounds far more appealing than stuffing a couple of spices... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 4, 11:39:57
  - Who (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 4, 11:30:20
"Most Foolish Decision" award for 2007 goes to .... (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 11:04:55
- ".....but really he is the best man I've ever met. He is the (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 4, 11:22:23
- I think giving teenagers 30 quid a week to go to Sixth form is an even dumber decision (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 4, 11:09:53
  - They've been doing that since I was there... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 11:12:00
- You'd run away if you lived in Carlise (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 11:07:33
  - I blame the parents (General Chat) - jafski, Dec 4, 11:12:47
    - or possibly preggars at 15! (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 4, 11:49:56
      - Indeed, which would make her the daughter of a slapper and a paedophile. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Dec 4, 12:10:56
  - I would (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 11:08:38
    - Can you have an 'And' after a full stop?? Please tell me My Fry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Roeder, Dec 4, 11:10:37
      - "Mr" Fry (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 11:16:40
        
        I never realised that. (General Chat) - Auckland Roeder, Dec 4, 11:19:36
        
        We're only pulling your leg, Rob (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 11:20:29
        
        Thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Roeder, Dec 4, 11:38:50
      - Stylistically acceptable, I'd say. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 4, 11:11:32
        
        And here's what Kingsley Amis has to say about it. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 4, 11:14:33
        
        I have learned something.. (General Chat) - Auckland Roeder, Dec 4, 11:17:32
        
        Sentence (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 11:18:14
        
        notloB (General Chat) - Auckland Roeder, Dec 4, 11:20:30
    - That's as maybe! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 11:09:30
    - Yeah, that's what they all say. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 11:09:13
Don't suppose anyone's after Spice Girls tickets at all? (Sat. 15th Dec.) (General Chat) - Declan, Dec 4, 10:46:42
- me if Ingi doesn't want them (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 4, 11:34:57
  - Okay ingi, Charles, tubs... (General Chat) - Declan, Dec 4, 11:53:40
  - charles (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 4, 11:46:58
    - why? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 4, 12:46:57
- very interested mate. Where are the tix? (n/m) (General Chat) - ingi, Dec 4, 11:21:13
  - Fairly sure it's block 416, round the outside of the arena... (General Chat) - Declan, Dec 4, 11:28:27
    - i'll get back to you mate (n/m) (General Chat) - ingi, Dec 4, 11:33:18
- Pants and Brandinininino are already going (General Chat) - Auckland Roeder, Dec 4, 10:57:47
  - jealous much? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 4, 11:03:43
    - You know I would of had your ticket if I wasn't on the other side of the world..blub (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Roeder, Dec 4, 11:04:30
      - Would have (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 11:06:18
        
        You are a complete notloB (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Roeder, Dec 4, 11:07:58
- Yeah, yeah! You bought the tickets! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 10:56:05
- You need to wait till Gay Nigel's on, he'll have them (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 10:52:53
  - Bunton's post-baby breasts. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 11:04:07
    - Schwiiiiiiiiing! (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 11:05:54
  - Small titter..... (General Chat) - Gay_Nigel, Dec 4, 11:02:42
    - Big titter .... (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 11:04:13
      - Bigger Titter (General Chat) - Gay_Nigel, Dec 4, 11:06:25
        
        I'm betting that is NSFW (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 4, 11:07:05
        
        You win your bet (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 4, 11:07:51
        
        It's a fully dressed woman (n/m) (General Chat) - Gay_Nigel, Dec 4, 11:10:20
- if we weren't playing on sky (General Chat) - SCC 28, Dec 4, 10:50:04
- ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 4, 10:48:10
  - Thought that'd be the response... (General Chat) - Declan, Dec 4, 10:49:51
    - tickets (General Chat) - Tubs, Dec 4, 10:54:26
      - Let me know... (General Chat) - Declan, Dec 4, 11:34:14
        
        I will have them if the above do not (n/m) (General Chat) - Tubs, Dec 4, 11:38:06
What a complete bunch of punters Newcastle Fans are (Other Football) - Auckland Roeder, Dec 4, 10:33:04
- Can't wait, absolutely cannot wait for when Shearer is Newcastle manager ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 4, 10:37:31
  - yeah that 'Best Fans In The World' thing is hillarious (Other Football) - Auckland Roeder, Dec 4, 11:00:35
- Bet he wishes he'd never left Notlob (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 4, 10:35:23
  - notlob (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Dec 4, 10:42:19
    - That's what I said (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 4, 10:43:03
      - No, you said Notlob. And you're both wrong, it's notloB. (n/m) (Other Football) - Five Bears Named Mo, Dec 4, 10:44:49
        
        Your all a notloB short of a srerednaW notloB (n/m) (Other Football) - Auckland Roeder, Dec 4, 10:55:46
        
        You're (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 4, 10:59:39
        
        naaah mate I speak Kiwi bro (Other Football) - Auckland Roeder, Dec 4, 11:03:35
        
        Semantics (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 4, 10:55:21