How very true

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."

"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.

"Well, there's so much to live for!"

"Like what?"

"Are you religious?"

He said, "Yes."

I said, "Me too. Are you Christian, Muslim, Hindu or Buddhist?"

"Christian."

"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"

"Protestant."

"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"

"Baptist."

"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"

"Baptist Church of God."

"Fantastic! Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"

"Reformed Baptist Church of God."

"Brilliant, brother! Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"

He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."

I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.

Posted By: Old Git on December 5th 2007 at 12:31:00

Message Thread

RE Rank and File - Catholic Church (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 11:12:05
- You are welcome to your opinion (General Chat) - foulsham canary, Dec 5, 11:50:10
  - well they certainly peddle lies about condoms across africa (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 11:57:05
    - Progress is being made though (General Chat) - revsimon, Dec 5, 12:03:41
      - Only 20 years late, but an improvement. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 12:05:44
        
        I agree that it is disgracefully late (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, Dec 5, 12:07:36
        
        Most 'improvements' in the Catholic church (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 5, 12:12:50
        
        Not sure that is totally true (n/m) (General Chat) - foulsham canary, Dec 5, 12:17:35
        
        .... (General Chat) - Cannydc, Dec 5, 12:22:09
        
        pure evil (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 12:47:21
    - And they certainly run orphanages, hospitals, feeding centres, shelters and so on as well (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 12:01:19
      - all in the aid of conversion, but yes they do do good things as well. (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 12:06:08
        
        then why be so offensive to them? (n/m) (General Chat) - foulsham canary, Dec 5, 12:09:13
        
        What to the organisation - cos they deserve it (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 12:11:57
        
        no the rank and file (n/m) (General Chat) - foulsham canary, Dec 5, 12:14:25
        
        So does Bill Gates (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 12:07:20
      - Have you seen the Vatican ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 12:04:48
        
        British Empire = cunts (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 12:29:24
        
        Thought we'd established that yares agew. As to where I am now, don't forget (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 12:37:26
        
        But don't let us forget that all those (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 12:38:51
      - Yeah, but don't let that get in the way of a stereotypical, bias view (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 5, 12:04:04
        
        why biased? If they covered up Paedo's in teh UK by moving them (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 12:09:02
        
        Jehovah's Witnesses are just bad at child abuse cover-ups (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 12:10:35
        
        Michael Jackson is a jehovah witness. says it all really. (n/m) (General Chat) - river end riot, Dec 5, 12:15:58
        
        And I think they are another disgraceful organisation. (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 12:14:00
        
        Mormons ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 12:15:39
        
        I knew a mormon - funny old situation as she lived in San Fran (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 12:19:24
        
        lots of different strands of mormonism (General Chat) - revsimon, Dec 5, 12:23:08
        
        How very true (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 12:31:00
        
        why biased? If they (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 12:07:53
- selective that int it (General Chat) - dear prudence, Dec 5, 11:44:53
  - and the Vatican says condoms don't work.... (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 11:50:38
- I'm a catholic. (General Chat) - Bertie Biggins, Dec 5, 11:38:30
  - We all have our cross to bear (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 5, 11:53:43
  - thanks - one of my best mates is catholic and gives the sermon (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 11:49:53
- yeah but Delia's a Cathlic int she, thas all part u thu same conspiracy innut. (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Dec 5, 11:20:03
- if anybody cares, that ^^^ is in relation to this post from yesterday (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 11:19:04
- are you a teddy ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 5, 11:18:15
- I don't think anyone's going to bite today, troll dude (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 5, 11:15:08
  - Great result last night! Fantastic Atmosphere too! (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 11:17:50
    - I thought atmosphere was pretty poor (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 5, 11:18:28
      - really?? Loads of singing were I was (General Chat) - phrankin, Dec 5, 11:19:40
- Spuriousanalogytastic! (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Dec 5, 11:15:02
- Short meeting of the Brains Trust has been convened I see. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 11:14:14

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