get them to throw orange peel in his back garden every day

and he'll blame you, except it isn't, and you can argue and argue and laugh inside about years telling him it isn't you

Your neighbour will probably find it funny too

Posted By: pants on December 7th 2007 at 11:37:06

Message Thread

Revenge (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 7, 11:01:13
- The main problem is not getting caught, cos surveillance cameras are so cheap and small (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 7, 12:05:23
- Bum his mum (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 12:04:54
- Right...some of these are now going to be put into action... (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 7, 11:57:29
  - Hexcellent. Make sure you report back, let us know how you get on. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:59:45
- swap his shoes around so that the left one is on the right and vice versa, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 7, 11:56:29
- Water his carpets and plant cress and do an old halibut in his airing cupboard. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 11:47:54
- Fill his house with expanding foam while he sleeps (General Chat) - Metabolic, Dec 7, 11:47:41
- put fireworks through his letterbox and firebomb his car (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 7, 11:46:17
  - subtle (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Dec 7, 11:49:08
- break into his house when he next goes out (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:43:10
  - oh and (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:44:25
- Kill him. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 7, 11:39:59
  - When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:45:10
    - which law of satan is that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chewbacca, Dec 7, 15:02:20
- Molest his children (n/m) (General Chat) - Metabolic, Dec 7, 11:28:05
- Rough his hair up - he hates that. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 11:22:55
  - Put an otter near his knee. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:25:15
- introduce his son to PK (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:15:34
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 7, 11:17:04
- Introduce his daughter to ied (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 11:12:13
- write him a nasty letter (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:12:06
- Right extrerme right-wing opinion letters to the local paper from him. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:11:42
  - Put him in AB's spelling school (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 7, 11:34:37
    - Fuck of. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:35:32
  - hahahaha - like that a lot! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 7, 11:27:57
- Put a free advert card in the local supermarkets advertising his car for sale. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:10:33
- Request catalogues from grubby sex shops in his name, get them sent to his house. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:09:43
  - Ooh. You've done this before haven't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 7, 11:28:28
    - a lighter version of that, is to gather vast leaflets and junk (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 11:35:10
    - No, not at all! I'm actually quite pleasantly surprised at how creatively mischeivous (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:31:42
- Sign his address up for every marketing/mail-shot type thing you can find on the internet. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:09:02
- Send ten toy teddies to the local mosque with his name on the parcel as the sender. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 7, 11:08:37
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 7, 11:17:21
- piss in his letterbox (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:06:10
- Plant mint in his borders, fucker grows like mad, he'll never be rid of it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:05:24
  - ...assaboy... (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 7, 11:28:10
- do you get on well with your neighbours who are on the other side of (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 11:05:21
  - Very (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 7, 11:27:40
    - get them to throw orange peel in his back garden every day (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 11:37:06
    - ^^^swinger^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 7, 11:35:30
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:36:13
- secretly change his name by deed poll to: (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:04:28
  - or Ian Huntly (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 11:07:07
    - and put an advert in the Sun advertising him as a paediatrician (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:09:01
- Write "Cunt" in daffodil bulbs in his lawn. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:04:18

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