The main problem is not getting caught, cos surveillance cameras are so cheap and small

I suggest getting a big bag of seeds of undesirable plants and then firing them with a catapult into his garden. You should be able to do this undetected if you get a catapult with a decent range.

Posted By: Old Git on December 7th 2007 at 12:05:23

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Revenge (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 7, 11:01:13
- The main problem is not getting caught, cos surveillance cameras are so cheap and small (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 7, 12:05:23
- Bum his mum (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 7, 12:04:54
- Right...some of these are now going to be put into action... (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 7, 11:57:29
  - Hexcellent. Make sure you report back, let us know how you get on. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:59:45
- swap his shoes around so that the left one is on the right and vice versa, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 7, 11:56:29
- Water his carpets and plant cress and do an old halibut in his airing cupboard. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 11:47:54
- Fill his house with expanding foam while he sleeps (General Chat) - Metabolic, Dec 7, 11:47:41
- put fireworks through his letterbox and firebomb his car (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 7, 11:46:17
  - subtle (n/m) (General Chat) - HairyBobbingManAss, Dec 7, 11:49:08
- break into his house when he next goes out (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:43:10
  - oh and (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:44:25
- Kill him. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 7, 11:39:59
  - When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:45:10
    - which law of satan is that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Chewbacca, Dec 7, 15:02:20
- Molest his children (n/m) (General Chat) - Metabolic, Dec 7, 11:28:05
- Rough his hair up - he hates that. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 7, 11:22:55
  - Put an otter near his knee. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:25:15
- introduce his son to PK (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:15:34
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 7, 11:17:04
- Introduce his daughter to ied (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 11:12:13
- write him a nasty letter (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:12:06
- Right extrerme right-wing opinion letters to the local paper from him. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:11:42
  - Put him in AB's spelling school (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 7, 11:34:37
    - Fuck of. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:35:32
  - hahahaha - like that a lot! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 7, 11:27:57
- Put a free advert card in the local supermarkets advertising his car for sale. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:10:33
- Request catalogues from grubby sex shops in his name, get them sent to his house. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:09:43
  - Ooh. You've done this before haven't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 7, 11:28:28
    - a lighter version of that, is to gather vast leaflets and junk (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 11:35:10
    - No, not at all! I'm actually quite pleasantly surprised at how creatively mischeivous (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:31:42
- Sign his address up for every marketing/mail-shot type thing you can find on the internet. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:09:02
- Send ten toy teddies to the local mosque with his name on the parcel as the sender. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Dec 7, 11:08:37
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 7, 11:17:21
- piss in his letterbox (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:06:10
- Plant mint in his borders, fucker grows like mad, he'll never be rid of it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:05:24
  - ...assaboy... (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 7, 11:28:10
- do you get on well with your neighbours who are on the other side of (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 11:05:21
  - Very (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Man, Dec 7, 11:27:40
    - get them to throw orange peel in his back garden every day (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 11:37:06
    - ^^^swinger^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 7, 11:35:30
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:36:13
- secretly change his name by deed poll to: (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:04:28
  - or Ian Huntly (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 7, 11:07:07
    - and put an advert in the Sun advertising him as a paediatrician (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Dec 7, 11:09:01
- Write "Cunt" in daffodil bulbs in his lawn. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 7, 11:04:18

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