Wait till it turns out to be missing some vital component

Or to be non-compatible with British electrickery

Or to go on strike demanding better pension rights twice a year

Posted By: Old Git on December 6th 2007 at 11:04:51

Message Thread

Guess what I've got. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:39:42
- Spice Girls re-union tickets. Front row so you can see Posh's shaven snatch and camel toe (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Dec 6, 11:18:14
  - I'd do Posh. More now than before. (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 6, 11:19:08
    - No way (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 6, 11:26:38
    - Poor chap. I cant imagine fucking her would give you any pleasure. (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Dec 6, 11:20:20
      - Incorrect. I'd snap her back. (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 6, 11:23:20
        
        and that just with a finger (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Dec 6, 11:24:19
- Tom Jones Disease. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 11:18:09
  - Sorry, I just wanted to join in. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 11:18:21
    - Thread incest, yeeeeeeuuuuuw (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 11:19:03
      - fuckapoi (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 6, 11:24:45
        
        soz (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 11:26:14
- What a coincidence: incredibly, I've got *everything* listed below in this thread! (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 6, 11:17:10
- tickets to something which have thus resulted in tentage? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 11:16:15
- An indescribably sore ring? (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Dec 6, 11:14:43
- a wedgie? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Dec 6, 11:14:11
- Scale model of Dion's schlong (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 6, 11:13:49
- third degree bellend burns (n/m) (Other Football) - Tomblander, Dec 6, 11:13:11
- That lovin' feelin'? (Other Football) - Yellalee, Dec 6, 11:11:37
- A belief that there is no such thing as death and we are all part of one consciousness? (n/m) (Other Football) - Cart Gap Disco, Dec 6, 11:02:19
  - Correct. Also that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 11:06:41
    - We could do with him around now, (Other Football) - Cart Gap Disco, Dec 6, 11:10:49
- Complete faith in Neil Doncaster's ability to run a football club. (n/m) (Other Football) - HairyBobbingManAss, Dec 6, 10:57:26
  - He's more likely to get that Wii ... oh hang on ... *scrolling down* (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 6, 11:00:05
- Your hands in your pockets (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 6, 10:56:55
  - Aha. In your face! (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:58:25
    - Yeah. In your face, Gittie... (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Dec 6, 11:01:49
      - Wait till it turns out to be missing some vital component (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 6, 11:04:51
        
        It *is* incompatible with our plug sockets. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 11:08:24
        
        I solved that with my German Wii. (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 6, 11:14:03
    - What's in my face? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 6, 10:59:22
      - Your specs? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:59:52
        
        They're ON my face (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 6, 11:01:53
        
        Days? Come on, fess up, you wanted *weeks*, and the sweat on my brow as xmas approached. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 11:07:40
        
        Well that would have been ideal (Other Football) - Old Git, Dec 6, 11:11:53
- SiH's hair (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:56:41
- genital warts (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Dec 6, 10:56:26
- IED's cherry (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:56:04
- King Canute (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:55:10
- Wood? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Dec 6, 10:55:09
  - A bit. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:55:30
    - Enough wood to whittle a tiny statue of Glen Roeder? (n/m) (Other Football) - Cart Gap Disco, Dec 6, 10:57:48
      - Easily. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:58:03
        
        What are you waiting for! Get to work. Wii time can wait! (n/m) (Other Football) - Cart Gap Disco, Dec 6, 10:59:23
- my little pony (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:54:33
  - lol! (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Dec 6, 11:13:42
  - I haven't got anyone's little pony. Is that a euphemism? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:55:52
- people posting shit on a messageboard (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:54:18
- A dead fly in a match box (n/m) (Other Football) - Cart Gap Disco, Dec 6, 10:53:52
- a sore arse (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:53:48
- a whippet (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:53:20
- a lover-ly bunch of coconuts (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:52:23
- A cheese wedge shaped car? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 6, 10:52:22
- a wunpany choo (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:51:54
- Two CDs containing the details of millions of people? (n/m) (Other Football) - Declan, Dec 6, 10:50:35
  - Sshhhhhhh! (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:51:38
- A jizzy tissue? (n/m) (Other Football) - Cart Gap Disco, Dec 6, 10:50:02
  - I don't have one, but I could make one if you wanted? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:51:26
    - I thought you made have made one when you opened your parcel (Other Football) - Cart Gap Disco, Dec 6, 10:52:36
- a new canoe (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:50:01
  - I don't even have an old canoe. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:51:08
    - Of course you don't. (Other Football) - Johnny Comecardiff, Dec 6, 10:53:20
- New pj's? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 6, 10:47:15
  - Non. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:50:40
  - With little sheep on them? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 6, 10:47:25
    - No PJs, no sheep. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:51:55
- A teddy bear called 'Mohammed'? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 6, 10:46:58
  - A Frayed Knot (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:48:59
- Lord Lucan? (Other Football) - Hertz van Rental, Dec 6, 10:45:44
  - No. No it's not Lord Lucan. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:48:35
- an overwhelming sense of self-satisfaction (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:45:37
  - A bit. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:48:11
- Hope its not a French one - cause they overheat in the UK (Other Football) - shoddy, Dec 6, 10:45:30
- a bunsen burner shaped fleshlight (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 6, 10:45:25
  - I wish. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:47:40
- silly boots (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:45:12
  - Yes, yes I have, but that's not what I'm talking about now. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:47:30
- Aids (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:44:59
  - Incorrect. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:47:08
- a new pen (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:44:46
  - No, that's not it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:46:57
- An overwhelming debt of gratitude to the board's Dordogne correspondent ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Dec 6, 10:44:43
  - Indeed. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:46:48
    - Did it travel well ? No packaging issues to be concerned about ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Dec 6, 10:49:43
      - Looks tip top. Colissimo still say it's in the commune near Orly airport. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:53:09
        
        Bloody French. Who'd trust them, eh ? (Other Football) - Arganth, Dec 6, 10:55:12
        
        Fuckun wars. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:56:39
        
        Waaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you my friend.... (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, Dec 6, 11:01:06
- Surely you should wait for OG to appear before making this announcement? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 6, 10:43:39
  - Yeah, his loss. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:46:40
- Wii (n/m) (Other Football) - Snakey, Dec 6, 10:43:22
  - Oui. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:50:53
  - boooo (Other Football) - HairyBobbingManAss, Dec 6, 10:44:30
    - Maple syrup (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 6, 10:46:09
- An outdoor adventure kit so you don't end up staying in festering with a games console? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Dec 6, 10:43:06
  - No - I already have one of them, with proper walking boots and everything. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:46:22
- herpes (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Dec 6, 10:41:57
  - No. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Dec 6, 10:45:58
  - A slightly spoiled games console? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, Dec 6, 10:43:32

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