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Hillary Clinton (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 23, 09:16:50
- it does not seem like ...the land of the free and a democracy when you think.. if.. (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Apr 23, 10:02:22
  - and Bush Snr Was Reagan's Vice president... (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 23, 10:03:27
    - Bush Management (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 10:54:13
- Going for the "I just want to see some ragheads nuked" vote. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 09:55:46
  - Its the sort of thinking that gets votes in the states tho :S (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 23, 10:02:20
- Be a sad day for america if she does win the nomination (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 23, 09:39:48
  - She won't...but why, anyway? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Apr 23, 09:50:26
    - Because she will likely become president... (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 23, 10:01:54
      - And why is that any worse than McCain or Obama? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 23, 10:02:58
        
        She lies and is a populist just saying what people want to here (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 23, 10:11:31
        
        Have you not heard the stories of Obama and the Chicago slum lord? (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 23, 10:17:17
        
        Obama comes across as an intelligent man (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 23, 10:20:22
        
        And you know that because she has been in the spotlight for years.. (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 23, 10:26:18
        
        Im sure it will, however I am impressed by Obama (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 23, 10:33:29
        
        *and even (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 23, 10:37:17
        
        I think anyway.... Obama for me! (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 23, 10:23:22
        
        politician in runs in the family shocker (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 10:12:44
        
        True, look at the last american one to win due to a family connection.... (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 23, 10:13:48
        
        McCain's had his chips. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 23, 10:11:31
        
        I've had his chips too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 10:12:20
        
        oven chips are mank (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 23, 10:32:24
        
        Any port in a storm. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 10:42:39
        
        gissa chip then (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 23, 11:04:28
  - it will...yoiu just get the feeling there will be trouble ahead on a scale.. (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Apr 23, 09:42:47
- she only said if israel was attacked (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 09:18:54
  - I know that (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 23, 09:19:43
    - and do you agree (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 09:20:39
      - but somone in her position should not go around making .. (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Apr 23, 09:26:25
        
        if the electorate want to hear it (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 09:27:47
        
        anyway it's St Georges day so lets me happy and celebrate (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Apr 23, 09:31:00
        
        tha'ts the only reason she said it. smacks of desperation though (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Apr 23, 09:28:39
        
        Iran wants to 'obliterate' Israel also.... (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 23, 09:30:56
        
        she's 5/1 for the candidacy (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 09:30:24
        
        is there any odds on a double... for her to win the presidency then... (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Apr 23, 09:32:40
        
        8/1 I think (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 23, 09:33:26
        
        7/1 (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 10:04:38
        
        crickey (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Apr 23, 09:37:31
- What has she done now? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 23, 09:18:33
- yep. i reckon she will go on to win the nomination. (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 23, 09:18:22
  - she's 9/2 to secure the nomination (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 09:25:29
    - you'll probably get 5/1 though (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 09:26:43
      - Who Gives A Fuck? (n/m) (General Chat) - Auckland Roeder, Apr 23, 09:46:50
        
        shoddy at a guess (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 10:05:29
If we avoid relegation, would you regard our season as a success? (n/m) (NCFC) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Apr 22, 15:10:29
- the season as whole no, Roeder's part of it yes (n/m) (NCFC) - mr carra, Apr 22, 16:17:52
- this year has not been successful. at all. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Apr 22, 15:41:26
- No, this season has been a failure (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 22, 15:40:40
  - *there* (NCFC) - megson, Apr 22, 15:43:31
    - Except that "pedanted" and "pedanter" aren't words. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 22, 15:55:39
      - good pedantry yarmy! (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 22, 16:13:31
    - thanks! you can't beat the feeling of being Pedanted, even by a novice! (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 22, 15:44:54
      - Did someone call? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 15:50:31
- Being that we were doomed by November, I'd say yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Apr 22, 15:28:16
- after the way i felt watching QPR (a) (NCFC) - samcd84, Apr 22, 15:14:32
  - oh god don't remind me. (NCFC) - megson, Apr 22, 15:24:32
    - Sort of agree, yet I keep seeing threads like "god, when Hucks and Dublin retire what are (NCFC) - pants, Apr 22, 15:28:55
      - it wunt though. (NCFC) - megson, Apr 22, 15:44:43
        
        top half has to be the aim IMO (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 22, 16:22:36
      - thats cos on paper some of Grants signings looked promising (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 22, 15:42:02
        
        on the sideline he did have a lot of bits of paper though (NCFC) - mr carra, Apr 22, 16:20:22
        
        also, on recent form, many talk about how poor we play with fotheringham suring up the (NCFC) - pants, Apr 22, 15:46:26
        
        I still think Duffy was far worse for NCFC than Grant (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 22, 16:21:52
        
        how on god's green earth do you know that?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 22, 16:45:49
        
        it was for the taking in some ways. (NCFC) - megson, Apr 22, 15:50:22
        
        oh and Marsh i suppose, possibly Gilks. (NCFC) - megson, Apr 22, 15:52:41
        
        *without fotheringham in the title* (NCFC) - pants, Apr 22, 15:48:10
    - have (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 15:25:40
  - second that.....after watching charlton (a) (n/m) (NCFC) - Dirty Delia, Apr 22, 15:15:57
Explosion in Leeds. No further details as of yet (n/m) (General Chat) - roland rat, Apr 22, 14:05:02
- early signs are that lisa riley let out a queef (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:43:18
  - a what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 22, 14:56:13
    - This highly specialized kind of fart is sometimes called a queef. This occurs especially (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:59:23
    - Oh jesus. Don't ask. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 14:57:56
      - colovaginal fistula, ive seen that on the menu in Romanos Pizza's in Leyton (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Apr 22, 15:07:47
      - Ahhhh.... A 'Lawley Kazoo' (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 22, 15:01:50
        
        Not asking. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 15:12:11
  - ^^^ (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 14:43:54
- Militant southerners arise, the cleansing has begun (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:13:05
  - Getting rid of Leeds (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 14:14:58
- on news just no, sais was in a pub (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Apr 22, 14:08:57
- where did you hear that? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:07:28
  - five live (n/m) (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Apr 22, 14:13:23
    - Four injured (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 14:16:20
      - Small Miami Rolfin (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 22, 14:17:23
  - Outskirts of Leeds? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 14:09:27
    - well just on five live again. corrected to say it was not in a pub but.. (General Chat) - Dirty Delia, Apr 22, 14:11:06
    - florence nightingale pub on beckett street (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:10:49
  - Out of the dodgy football rumours site? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 22, 14:08:53
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:09:23
      - Murgatroyd. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 22, 14:11:26
        
        I blame the smoking ban (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 14:49:13
  - Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 22, 14:08:16
chicken allah something, rice and a nice big cup of tea (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 22, 13:08:01
- Salami aleikum brother (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 22, 13:43:44
- ... (General Chat) - Chelmsford Yella, Apr 22, 13:25:49
  - ^^^ Rather like that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 13:30:02
    - Here's one (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 13:34:53
    - It has its uses in the communications field... (n/m) (General Chat) - Chelmsford Yella, Apr 22, 13:30:38
  - fuqquern warz chelmers, my usb connector pipe just shot up my trouser leg (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 22, 13:28:54
- Bacon and leek quiche, spinach salad, pint of water. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 13:24:19
  - Quiche! Bacon! All that saturated fat! (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 13:35:20
    - b (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 13:38:15
      - l (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 13:38:19
        
        u (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 13:38:22
        
        b (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 13:38:26
        
        ja ja binks (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 13:38:33
        
        DAMN! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 22, 13:50:05
  - See you at salsarobics at 7pm (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 13:26:57
    - Running night tonight, so no time for your gayness. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 13:28:49
      - Pip Poove from Poovington, Pooveshire. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 13:29:50
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 22, 13:24:35
- Cheese, Ham and Pickle Sarnie, Kit Kat and Orange Juice (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 22, 13:23:49
- 6 inch sub of the day, followed by an apple, cucumber and mint juice. (General Chat) - samcd84, Apr 22, 13:22:11
- Crispy chat, fried blatters, two skewers of engorged blimps served on a bed of nails, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 13:17:02
  - Did you supersize your cockhammer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 22, 13:23:18
    - Yes and I managed it all aprt from the fatty stalk. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 13:30:37
      - bravo, not for the feint hearted them (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 22, 13:34:57
- polony (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 13:10:05
  - never yeard of it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 22, 13:30:03
    - Hare goo (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 13:31:37
  - Nooooo! It's poison! (General Chat) - Chelmsford Yella, Apr 22, 13:26:38
  - feel a bit odd now (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 13:23:29
The first most common First Aid mistake (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 22, 11:56:08
- Emergency Room (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 12:06:28
  - Closet (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 22, 12:10:34
    - Soda. Parking Lot. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 22, 13:01:21
  - Pervert XI - Kweefe o'neil (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 22, 12:08:58
    - dean ashton (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 22, 13:22:09
      - Could've been a bit more creative... (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 22, 13:37:42
      - Careful! (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 22, 13:26:33
    - Gary Dogger-ty (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 22, 13:07:23
    - Paul Lickingbottom (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 22, 13:04:44
"Splendid. The more 12 year olds the merrier." (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 10:26:18
- Deliberate, come on, keep up. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 10:33:05
  - I know, I know. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 22, 10:35:00
FAO Onanism Enthusiasts (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 22, 10:13:08
- ...................... (General Chat) - lmc, Apr 22, 11:28:07
- Long lingering close-ups? (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Apr 22, 11:03:08
  - You've got a pause button, hent ya? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 22, 11:11:25
- The British Number 1? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 22, 10:46:49
  - snookerists do (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 22, 11:08:09
  - Nah, his hopeless brother who was getting a bit of that Serbian sort. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 22, 10:48:43
    - ^^^ Mikael Silvestre (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 10:49:41
      - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 22, 10:55:25
        
        That serbian sort. Hare goo. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 11:03:44
        
        Oh (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 22, 11:11:58
- FAO Onanism Enthusiasts (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 22, 10:15:12
  - Dexter is ace (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 22, 10:27:05
    - Couldn't get into the TV series when I tried to watch it on FX (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 22, 10:28:53
Wrath Mario Kart Wii-ers (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 09:45:10
- I was going to buy it yesterday. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 22, 10:17:30
  - Fuggan wars, I dint know you could Guitar Hero (Hairoo) over the internet. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 10:34:23
    - Yup-a-doodle-doo... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 22, 10:42:37
- Hurrah! (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 22, 09:48:20
  - ooh, ooh, ooh... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 22, 10:04:53
    - Splendid. The more 12 year olds the merrier. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 22, 10:16:16
      - actually i'm only interested in playing with adults (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 22, 10:18:48
larvae (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 21, 17:01:48
- Images 1, 2 and 3 are, well, unusual to say the least, with Safe Search switched off. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 17:05:44
  - Do they have to be sucked out? (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Apr 21, 19:59:25
  - I'm going to go as one of those ones (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 21, 17:26:19
  - I didn't like it (General Chat) - pants, Apr 21, 17:19:12
Why would Kent Police be arresting a Brummy for an offence in Birminum, in Birminum? (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 21, 16:32:59
- He did a runner to Kent? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 21, 16:47:58
- cos they was arresting him in Kent (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 16:34:44
  - Doesn't say that. But it also doesn't say it was in Birminum either (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 21, 16:38:19
    - I got Mario Kart Wii at the weekend. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 16:41:26
      - Same here. I'm crap at it though. Always finish 5th-12th in the online 'vs' races (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 21, 16:43:18
        
        me too (Other Football) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 17:00:01
        
        Mine is Lee (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 21, 17:00:35
        
        hmmm... (Other Football) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 17:03:55
        
        In what fashion do you connect your Wii to the interwizzle? (n/m) (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 21, 17:05:10
        
        Yoghurt pot and string (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 21, 17:06:43
        
        *if you haven't* (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 21, 17:07:26
        
        via the inbuilt wi-fi (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 17:06:14
        
        Or, you can get a USB LAN adapter for it (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 17:09:39
        
        I just didn't realise it had built-in ability to connect to my wi-fi router (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 21, 17:14:23
        
        Well, now you know. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 17:16:55
        
        Last question as i'm itching to join the queue into Manchester... (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 21, 17:19:43
        
        no (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 17:20:54
        
        really? (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 21, 17:22:48
        
        yes really (Other Football) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 17:26:30
        
        Thanks you very much for your help. (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 21, 17:27:26
        
        ah, but i do (Other Football) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 17:11:57
        
        ^^^ And any other number of TLAs. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 17:11:06
        
        *narrows eyes* (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 21, 17:09:12
        
        Racist (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 21, 17:09:53
        
        THe rainbow track is well difficult. I have sort of got the hang of it now. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 16:46:20
        
        We're gonna have to swap 'friend numbers' to see how shit we really are (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 21, 16:59:27
        
        Yes, but I don't know what mine is, or how to find it out. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 17:03:56
        
        i think it's the number on your Driver's License (Other Football) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 17:05:53
        
        Oho. I shall look out for that, and posterise it on here once I know it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 17:12:11
        
        Much better answer than mine. (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 21, 17:07:48
        
        You SHIT man (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 21, 17:09:22
        
        You need to go to the MarioKart Channel, then (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 21, 17:05:39
        
        yeah then mum shouted for tea and I lost a life (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 16:56:21
        
        AB doesn't eat tea, he goes for a run instead (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 21, 17:01:53
        
        bulimic? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 17:06:59
        
        .............. (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 21, 17:10:09
        
        How's SpiceWorld - The Game? (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 21, 16:59:54
        
        :) (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 17:06:48
        
        been playing destruction derby a lot from that collection (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 17:08:28
        
        Whoa!!! Where are you accessing that action? (n/m) (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 21, 17:10:05
        
        got an old ps1, and just buy game discs of ebay (without manuals or cases) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 17:14:13
        
        oh right... though you were getting it on your wii (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 21, 17:15:24
        
        I go after the L driver with the brummie accent (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 17:18:04
        
        I've only just realised that's a bit badly timed (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 17:39:06
        
        So you think that Villa fan getting run over was funny, do you? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 21, 17:47:58
        
        ha (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 18:00:17
        
        Yes, then that happened. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 16:57:15
        
        I say (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 21, 17:01:32
        
        Warranted. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 17:02:13
        
        haha, I've been trying to think what ryhmes with rolf to reply (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 17:07:30
        
        great, gonna have to buy a Wii now (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 21, 16:50:40
        
        Have to say - of all the games i've played on it, this one is by far the best (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 21, 16:55:44
Lucinda Lamb circa mid 90s... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 21, 16:27:20
- Bet. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 15:19:07
- Google image int turning up much for Lucinda Lamb in any era, so dunno (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 16:38:25
- Dunno. Who? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 16:31:01
- who? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 16:29:58
- whatever (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 21, 16:28:11
- probably (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 21, 16:28:08
  - Looks a bit wrong here... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 21, 16:54:20
And Gareth AKA Tricky Hawes once got followed by a QPR spotter (NCFC) - McGonicle, Apr 21, 16:23:41
- ^^^^this is actually true^^^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 17:21:14
  - What was the famous loaf of bread incident? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 21, 17:27:11
    - No. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 17:27:50
      - (they followed us into a pub) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 17:29:03
- You can't be costumed as "a larvae", you div. Larvae = plural of larva (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 21, 16:37:17
  - Dang but it is true about Tricky Hawes. He wore bell bottoms in a Madchester styley. (n/m) (NCFC) - mickfoot, Apr 21, 16:42:01
    - Whoops! (n/m) (NCFC) - mickfoot, Apr 21, 16:42:21
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 21, 17:46:48
      - HA HA! (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 16:47:05
        
        Didn't know it was supposed to be a secret (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 21, 17:04:24
        
        not that i'm ever on here as message boards are for squares but I'm going to rename myself (NCFC) - mickfoot, Apr 21, 17:08:11
        
        True (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 21, 16:52:45
  - Stop mocking larvae. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 21, 16:39:32
One last thing. When your boat race (face) appears on a button that links to a video (NCFC) - McGonicle, Apr 21, 16:08:41
- this is nearly as funny as eating disorders (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 21, 16:18:37
  - b (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 21, 16:20:07
    - l (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 21, 16:20:12
      - u (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 21, 16:20:17
        
        b (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 21, 16:20:24
        
        jaja binks! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 21, 16:20:36
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 21, 16:20:32
        
        BUGGER (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 21, 16:20:46
- What the fuck's that got to do with Quatermass or worm larvae? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 16:09:37
If it goes off on the train and some fattys from QPR who broke a window at Manningtree (NCFC) - McGonicle, Apr 21, 15:44:05
- I've only seen bits of Quatermass and the Pit, so I can't help, sorry. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 15:47:58
  - I saw one where they found a capsule when digging up a road (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 21, 15:52:11
    - I think that's what I saw - some dark artifact found at an archaeological site or suffen. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 15:55:13
    - Or was it a Blue Peter time capsule ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 21, 15:52:36
I have pressed something which is making all the characters (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 15:37:23
- In what, your internet explorer thing? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 15:40:09
  - That's all I can think of too. Can check view text size and see what it (General Chat) - pants, Apr 21, 15:42:09
    - Thanks you gents (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 15:46:10
      - It always does. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 15:52:14
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 21, 15:47:15
    - Switch it off and back on again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 15:43:30
      - I weckon he's done that (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 21, 15:44:47
You're not fit to referee (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 21, 15:12:05
- Obviously another bulimia victim (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 21, 15:17:10
  - no ones mocking the condition (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 15:21:18
    - That one's mocking the fat ref (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 21, 15:24:31
      - will he be deliberately forcing himself to be sick though? (Other Football) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 15:25:56
        
        there is absolutely no way he can run 2.4km in less than 12 minutes (n/m) (Other Football) - cookpassbabtridge, Apr 21, 15:46:59
        
        I ran 7.5 miles yesterday. It took me considerably longer than 12 minutes. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 16:00:42
        
        Non-purging bulimia, which occurs in only approximately 6%-8% of cases, (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 21, 16:06:51
        
        Since they offered me a place on the Great North Run (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 16:08:40
        
        Bet he can eat the entire menu of his local Chinese takeaway though (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 21, 15:57:20
        
        Hmm, good point (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 21, 15:30:21
        
        1,912 Kcal (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 21, 15:28:47
        
        Smart, so it (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Apr 21, 15:47:57
        
        ..means man can have 10 pints of Scrumpy a day then ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Apr 21, 15:48:18
        
        aye, and 10 pints of scrumpy, is the equivilant (unit wise) of drinking more than (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 15:50:26
        
        whoops, got that wrong (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 15:50:59
        
        might not of done :s 10 pints = 30 units (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 15:52:05
        
        tricky one for OG this (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 15:28:02
    - oh, you were a bit there, OG, you naughty man. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Apr 21, 15:22:18
      - Ay dunt finl zo (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 21, 15:26:41
        
        keep digging (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 15:27:24
        
        Ha ha (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 21, 15:29:30
        
        Brewing (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 15:30:50
        
        pants (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 21, 15:31:31
        
        ahh evolves to thebattle of who could care less (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 21, 15:32:55
- ha ha (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 15:14:38
NCFC causing political rows (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 14:49:22
- And Nick Robinson refers to it in the sidebar. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 21, 15:01:40
  - ... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 21, 15:03:37
    - Learning that Ed "Smug Twat" Balls supports City has completely ruined my day (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 21, 15:10:07
      - Oh yes. Proper fan, too, I seem to remember reading before. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 15:13:04
        
        Yep - all three are ST holders I believe. I was chatting to Clarke at Portaloo Rd as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 21, 15:17:18
      - Is he related to Richard Balls? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 21, 15:12:04
        
        yes, there are cousins. (n/m) (NCFC) - Twat in Holland, Apr 21, 15:29:02
        
        Yes, there *are* cousins. Lots of people have them. Well done. Top spotting. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 15:36:00
        
        no (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 15:21:04
FAO OG (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 14:46:04
- No I'm not (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 14:49:03
  - Oh. OK. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 14:50:39
    - I think it's more to do with why someone does that, rather than what vanity results follow (General Chat) - pants, Apr 21, 14:59:44
      - I would have a little more sympathy if it hadn't coincided with the release of his book. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 21, 15:06:02
        
        i thought the same (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 15:15:10
        
        He didn't HAVE to reveal it at all, he could have kept his mouth shut (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 15:16:07
        
        well yes (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 15:23:37
        
        if he kapt his mouth shut he wouldn't be able to eat (n/m) (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Apr 21, 15:19:09
        
        Maybe he kept his mouth shut after he ate, so he couldn't do his purging (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 21, 15:20:07
        
        Whooooooosh (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 15:19:29
        
        I would have a sympathy if he wasnt such an obnoxious hypocritical twat (n/m) (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Apr 21, 15:08:45
        
        + gratuitously northern. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 15:12:10
        
        I suppose that's probably what I'm saying (General Chat) - pants, Apr 21, 15:12:05
        
        We're all mocking the man (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 21, 15:17:54
        
        Who richly deserves it (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 15:19:48
        
        No-one's mocking the condition (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 15:15:07
        
        really? (General Chat) - pants, Apr 21, 15:19:46
        
        You probably would say that (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 15:22:40
        
        I thought I might be (General Chat) - pants, Apr 21, 15:24:10
    - Recurrent inappropriate compensatory behavior to prevent weight gain (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 14:54:35
- He forgot the purging bit though (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 21, 14:48:25
  - You don't know how fat he'd have been if hadn't purged.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 14:49:52
  - Do people generally think of Elton John as thin? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 21, 14:49:01
    - I generally think of him as having silly hair and a gormless boyfriend (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 14:55:24
      - He's bulimic isn't he? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 21, 14:57:17
        
        (a) don't know (b) have vague memory of the Sun having to pay him vast libel damages (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 15:00:16
    - I don't know. Malky, do people generally think of Elton John as thin ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 21, 14:50:06
      - would have thought if you didn't eat for days, or ate a lot at once (General Chat) - pants, Apr 21, 14:56:21
        
        The really scary bit about the Prescott story is the boozing (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 14:58:26
        
        Vodka is piss easy to drink (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 21, 15:28:29
        
        That is even less advisable if you are diabetic, of course. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Apr 21, 15:06:32
        
        but more than likely to make you so if you weren't before (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 15:07:05
Daily Sport attempts to move upmarket (Other Football) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 13:27:37
- "It runs itself. It's a 24-page pullout - a bit like G2" - haha! (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Apr 21, 13:29:20
  - A bit like G2 ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 13:32:07
  - That was the bit that made me snigger too (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 21, 13:31:16
A cycling Nazi just splashed the back of my head with Tesco's pasta sauce... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 21, 13:05:46
- should of gone to sainsburys (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 21, 13:34:04
- Are you doing the LMHR gig next weekend, me and S might be going (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 21, 13:16:26
  - What is it that you are referring to my graphic design company... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 21, 13:17:53
    - here (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 21, 13:19:17
      - Ah, yes, had a feeling that's what you meant... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 21, 13:29:49
- ied hacks into wotb database and steals panda password alert (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 21, 13:07:33
  - ... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 21, 13:16:02
    - better than you malling about some wet lobbing a bit of pasta at you (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 21, 13:17:55
      - Mmmm, wet lobbing. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Apr 21, 13:48:06
      - pasta's like thick, white water (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 21, 13:22:18
        
        Lessun it's made from corn, then it's yellow. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 13:26:00
        
        ...like thick, yellow water then. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 21, 13:27:09
      - Not really, but each to their own (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 21, 13:19:01
        
        as pk would say (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 21, 13:19:20
        
        Perhaps, if he were here. He appears to have gone feral which is great news (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 21, 13:23:03
        
        His ferret on the internet dynamo must have died (General Chat) - pants, Apr 21, 13:24:19
- You enjoyed a bit of rough trade at the weekend, did you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 21, 13:06:32
  - Yes, it was jolly good but couldn't wait until Billy Bragg as had son with me... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 21, 13:14:27
This weekend is massive (NCFC) - Steveyg1975, Apr 21, 12:53:17
- you can't win away, never mind put 5 past preston (NCFC) - pants, Apr 21, 13:03:42
- must be bulimic then (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Apr 21, 13:01:15
- The weekend after is 50% massiver, as it has a Monday too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 12:56:26
Just played on radio 2 (General Chat) - pants, Apr 21, 12:10:43
- I'm pretty sure Jane wrote this song about me. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 12:26:12
- The video needed Sharks, with freakin' laser beams on them. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 21, 12:11:33
  - She probably wouldn't let you rim her shitpipe anyway... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 12:14:40
    - Good point (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 21, 12:15:26
      - dolphins are merciless killers of tuna fish! (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 12:19:36
        
        In Kerala in January we went to a remote-ish fishing village where they were using (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 21, 12:22:57
        
        Pam, Pam, Pam ... (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 12:27:12
        
        Pam Shriver (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 21, 12:30:15
        
        Cool, was it velo? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 12:32:08
        
        not sure what that means - is it my turn to doh? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 21, 12:33:36
        
        Shriver (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 12:28:45
        
        ......... (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 12:30:00
Congratulations to Big Joe Lewis (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 12:05:05
- Watched the game on Saturday.... (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Apr 21, 12:25:40
- never played a game for norwich (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 12:17:21
  - never given a chance however (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 21, 12:18:08
    - never deserved a chance (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 21, 12:19:18
      - Even when flapper Gallacher was in buffoon mode?? you are having a laugh mate! (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 21, 12:39:12
- Want me to mail the fight to you then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 21, 12:08:15
  - No, TVM (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 12:13:41
    - I like your style. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 21, 12:20:58
  - Oi oi. Whose former-life chips did you piss on to deserve knowledge of UniVerse? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 12:09:19
    - Arf..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 21, 12:11:25
      - You are very confused about cause and effect there (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 21, 12:14:54
        
        I think JCC gets away with a lot on here (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 21, 12:16:24
        
        My pen (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 21, 12:20:18
- And a success on Soccer AM's crossbar challenge all in the same weekend (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 12:07:19
- To what league? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 21, 12:06:52
FAO Malckybarkid (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 21, 11:51:33
- FAO phracnkin: “It looks that way doesn't it?” (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 21, 11:53:24
  - ^^^ Trying to out-nod a nodding dog. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 12:08:00
  - c what you did thar (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 21, 11:54:04
    - hairs (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 21, 11:54:38
      - your welccome (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 21, 11:55:12
        
        weirdo (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 21, 11:56:53
        
        rolcf (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 21, 11:55:51
        
        All I can tell you is what I know and at this present time it looks like I will be leaving (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 21, 11:59:06
        
        That's what Gooners thought about Henry. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 21, 12:00:10
        
        you never can tell. I must admit I don't think it is a great idea letting (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 21, 12:03:18
        
        Hmmm. I'd let the Doc go no probs. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 21, 12:08:20
        
        and replace him with? And for how much?? (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 21, 12:09:52
        
        How about this. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 21, 12:34:56
        
        because the last time we signed one of their defenders we ended up with MLJ (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 12:37:07
        
        And before that Brennan! You've spotted the flaw in my logic. Brilliant. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 21, 12:42:26
        
        indeed (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 12:52:17
        
        He's just not mobile enough for my liking! (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 21, 13:08:51
        
        most of the time i'd quite like to get rid of the whole squad... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 13:38:06
Lee Croft- WTF? (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Apr 21, 11:00:42
- Ay yes, WTF did Worthy pay £700k for a player who can't score goals or create them (NCFC) - mr carra, Apr 21, 11:30:42
- was our best player for a while (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 21, 11:29:11
  - probably our best player against weaker sides (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 21, 11:34:43
    - still our best player (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 21, 11:41:28
      - The game I saw Croft be electric, and around the time he got a lot of plaudits (NCFC) - pants, Apr 21, 12:00:32
        
        he certainly seems a confidance player on form he is ace (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 21, 12:17:36
  - Hucks and Dion leaving and yet both are First XI players (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 21, 11:31:11
    - Who says Hucks is leaving? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 21, 11:37:31
      - er.. Hucks did?? (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 21, 11:42:05
        
        “It looks that way doesn't it?” - is what he said. Roeder has said that contracts won't be (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 21, 11:52:00
        
        He didn't sound too hopeful tho did he... (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 21, 11:54:36
        
        His tone of voice made it worse ... (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 21, 11:57:20
        
        It's because he didn't get enough people at Greatest Ever (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 21, 11:58:38
        
        Sometimes things are a little too straightforward to be actually true. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 21, 11:54:12
        
        he said it looks that way (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 11:50:22
        
        Well this is what Hucks said, and he has more idea about it than you or I (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 21, 11:53:19
        
        and he also went on to say... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 11:59:41
      - He said it on Radio Norfolk (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 21, 11:41:17
        
        It was what (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 21, 11:45:09
        
        Hucks *didn't* say that I found more interesting (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 21, 11:46:45
      - are you going to do a big lip quiver on Saturday if it's true? (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 21, 11:39:04
        
        I doubt it, it will be a shame but I rarely get that upset by footbally things. I did (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 21, 12:08:10
      - All those people that put two and two together and make (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 21, 11:38:41
- Tease (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Apr 21, 11:04:44
  - He's off ... (NCFC) - meeky, Apr 21, 11:14:46
    - I don't think many of the players do. (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 21, 11:23:32
      - Like who for example? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 21, 11:27:13
        
        friend of a friend is one of our reserves (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 21, 11:40:13
        
        If he was getting in the first team squad would he say the same? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 21, 11:41:48
        
        I adore my boss, I love him to absolute bits and I regularly have sex with him. (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 21, 11:28:30
        
        Self-employed? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 21, 11:36:27
    - Not readily apparent that Glenn much likes him either. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 11:21:37
      - What do you reckon to Croft's final ball, finishing and set-piece play? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 21, 11:23:24
        
        Hit and miss, innee. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 11:26:07
        
        Was he injured Saturday? (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 21, 11:27:33
        
        Chadwick is a much better player (NCFC) - mr carra, Apr 21, 11:31:34
        
        tbh a player who by his own admission is slow (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 21, 11:37:21
        
        a winger who can't seem to score to save his life (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 11:44:37
        
        It's tough to admit (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 21, 11:51:30
        
        Chadwick is excellent at taking on three players and (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Apr 21, 11:36:52
        
        he is just sooooo sloooooowwwww for a winger (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 21, 11:34:51
        
        nah, he's just got a deceptive running style (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 11:37:01
        
        Agreed and he is decent footballer (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 21, 11:43:43
        
        he went off injured against the Scum (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 11:31:30
        
        I know that (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 21, 11:37:59
        
        if he happened to get concussion or summat (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 11:40:40
        
        Chadders on his way to Cambridge Utd (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 21, 11:42:52
        
        i heard that Peterborough are prepared to pay us a £1m for him (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 11:45:58
        
        but then he'll have to drive up the A14 (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 21, 11:49:59
        
        not really (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 21, 11:54:12
        
        you've got it all worked out (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 21, 11:56:27
        
        Wondered the same, don't know either way. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 21, 11:28:21
    - Training not fun any more? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Apr 21, 11:15:40
What's the fackin' internatinal code for dialing fackin' Berlin from fackin' London? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 15:47:05
- OI! FACKING GERMAN CANTS! WHO WON THE FACKING WAR ANYWAY? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 16:08:25
- use the internet (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 18, 15:49:48
- +9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 15:48:07
  - So how does one dial this? +49 (0)173. I can't use a fackin' + now can I? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 15:49:38
    - 011 49 173 (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 18, 15:50:35
      - Actually, what he said ▼▼▼▼ (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 18, 15:51:26
    - Reads (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 18, 15:50:31
      - I have to dial 9 first so you are wrong - Ha!.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 15:52:46
        
        9 is the area code for Bristol. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 15:57:12
        
        As a result of that call the apartment for 2nd but of honeymoon is booked... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 15:59:25
        
        but = bit (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 15:59:45
Gentlemen, this is exactly why you should avoid letting your lady drive on holiday. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 14:40:45
- aherm (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 14:41:36
  - She'll put a load of snow near your headlights? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 14:54:32
  - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 14:44:32
  - Doesn't know what he's looking at. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 14:43:14
    - That's your cock, AB (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 14:45:10
      - ^^^ pisses into a bag (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 18, 14:49:32
        
        You make it sound like a bad thing. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 18, 14:53:52
        
        glad i'm not the only one with piss bag envy (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 14:54:22
    - front bit of a snowmobile (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 14:43:49
      - Oh. Gotcher. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 14:45:06
        
        1600 Euro actually (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 14:46:39
- ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 18, 14:41:08
I was wondering why this "fantasy woman" was so unattractie (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 14:27:47
- But hang on. She looks just like Nigella Lawson to me (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 18, 15:19:16
- if that's what women think is attractive.. (General Chat) - mr carra, Apr 18, 15:00:30
- I've had her. Not that great. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 14:35:33
  - That's cos she's two parts Kelly Brook, one part Jennifer Lopez and one part Angelina Joli (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 14:37:28
    - and she was invented by a fabric softener (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 18, 14:40:38
      - built for Comfort? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 18, 14:50:37
- *unattractive (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 14:35:09
  - Thanks, much appreciated (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 18, 14:36:43
  - That's not a public service (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 14:36:21
fao MBK (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 18, 13:56:55
- I know (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 14:01:47
  - Don't you think (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 18, 14:22:53
    - Did you see Donny's piece specifically refer to the 'confusion surrounding target (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 14:45:51
      - It was (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 18, 14:48:58
        
        I know, I know. What has happened to 'just football'? I might have to do a mighty flounce (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 14:53:32
        
        Tristram won't join you though (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 14:55:38
        
        No but Bunny, Binny, Titty, Henry and Bonkers are meeting us there and Fi's (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 14:58:47
        
        as long as you book it with Travel Norwich City (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 18, 14:54:30
    - When I read the email I thought "What on EARTH has happened to City's marketing people." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 14:37:06
      - as I said earlier this week (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 18, 14:38:33
      - I do (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 14:38:03
        
        What would you do? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 18, 14:39:32
        
        Hmmm (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 14:43:26
        
        My first thought was to have a right proper rummage about the castle museum in all the bit (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 14:47:58
        
        yeah. And find those tunnels under the Cathedral that the monks used to hide in (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 18, 14:52:03
        
        MONK ON JOB (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 14:56:05
        
        Ladies loos? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 18, 14:49:48
        
        I think Norwich would make a really good deserted city (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 18, 14:47:23
        
        Yup, medievalheritagetastic (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 18, 14:53:36
        
        so (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 14:59:27
Run in (NCFC) - Steveyg1975, Apr 18, 12:57:02
- I think you'll lode to Wolves (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 18, 13:10:19
  - Lode? Is that you borrow something off someone with a cold? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 13:10:46
    - rubbery (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:12:31
      - lacist (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 13:13:51
        
        I like their tiny little trees (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:15:15
        
        lorf (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 13:14:23
      - another reason to hate the beatles (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Apr 18, 13:13:26
  - *lose* (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 18, 13:10:31
- Int as bad as Leicester's run-in. Leicester will go down. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 13:00:18
  - serves them right after the way they abused going into administration a few years ago (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 18, 13:09:33
    - Phew! (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 13:11:21
      - and then as if by magic, out from the Euronics stationary cupboard he springs (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 13:12:20
        
        look^^^^^^^^ (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 13:26:25
        
        Yes, I know... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 13:29:08
        
        lay zee git (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 13:30:43
        
        Can't say I am as I'm having one of those here in London (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 13:31:23
        
        spending the afternoon on a bender? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 13:32:26
        
        Every afternoon is bender afternoon - just look on here... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 13:36:25
        
        I was there too and also accidently helped brake the world record... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 13:19:32
        
        be well cool if everyone in the Barclay got a free Greatest Ever Kazoo on the last day of (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 13:29:56
        
        lolips. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Apr 18, 13:19:16
    - innit, the cheating jug-eared cunts (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 13:10:21
- I don't know (in the style of Avram Grant) (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Apr 18, 13:00:01
  - He got well up the arse, dittee. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 13:04:29
- Bone in (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:58:18
  - Dog in (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:58:30
    - Phone in (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:58:34
      - Ron in (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:58:43
        
        Moan in (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:58:56
        
        Len in (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 12:59:09
        
        Clone in (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:59:09
        
        The Cock Inn (NCFC) - Riverking, Apr 18, 13:01:10
        
        Rockin' (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 18, 13:03:39
        
        Ummm.... (NCFC) - Riverking, Apr 18, 13:03:13
        
        How far is The Cock Inn? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:01:54
        
        Is it inn yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 13:02:51
Friday Competition, Pink Un headline Saturday night? (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Apr 18, 12:39:59
- Baggie Trousers points: no House of Fun for Roeder; Hucks goes One Step Beyond ball; etc (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 13:08:54
- Baggie Pants! (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Apr 18, 13:01:25
- "Shell Found on Beach" (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 18, 12:57:44
  - ... (General Chat) - Riverking, Apr 18, 12:59:49
    - what will have happened in the 'elderly woman in shopping trolley horror' story? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 18, 13:01:54
      - This is the (entirely fictional) story... (General Chat) - Riverking, Apr 18, 13:07:09
      - She found some chav bint running a brothel in there (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 13:04:02
      - haregoo (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:02:53
        
        Are you sure that's one of them tartan shoppers, and not just a zimmer? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 13:06:05
        
        Heather Mills? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 13:06:50
        
        After she'd exploded with indignation? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 13:07:04
- Jessica Alba's Arse (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:57:40
- ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 12:54:47
  - You win (General Chat) - Riverking, Apr 18, 12:57:03
- How about...? (General Chat) - Riverking, Apr 18, 12:54:25
- Underslung ponies de rigeur again. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 18, 12:53:04
- City crash to freak last minute own goal defeat from own pelanty spot Curo blunder (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 12:46:24
- Virasora algebra successfully applied in quantum gravity (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:41:50
Physics is hard but jolly worth it. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 12:13:45
- Lie Groups (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 18, 12:22:46
  - I am revising them (General Chat) - Leamington Yellow, Apr 18, 12:38:43
    - Ahh yes - the "infinitesmial group" i.e. tangent space is what the Lie Algebra is (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:40:16
      - Yeah Lie Albegras and exponetial maps and stuff. (General Chat) - Leamington Yellow, Apr 18, 12:45:05
  - Me too - it's a group which is also a smooth manifold (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:25:11
    - Example: unit circle in complex plane is a 1-d Lie group under complex multiplication (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:29:12
      - googletastic! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 18, 12:31:03
        
        I had a degree in this stuff once (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:35:35
        
        I have to teach the physics of diving to some unfortunate people (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 18, 12:49:44
        
        ...... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 13:06:28
        
        heavy stuff sinks but fish have got air in them so can go near the top (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:04:37
        
        Water is at its densest at four degrees and that's why ice floats (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 13:05:07
        
        plus if you put lead in a pond (where the water is about five degrees) it will make its (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:07:52
        
        whereas dead cats float (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 13:11:13
        
        shitarses (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:13:36
- Insane in the M-brane (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:14:58
  - Turnover is for vanity, profit is for sanity (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 12:16:14
    - Apple turnover is for tea. Discussing prophets can be dangerous. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:26:51
    - Turnover is for jobs, excess profit is for greed (General Chat) - Cannydc, Apr 18, 12:22:23
      - excess profit is for (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 12:26:45
      - Yeah, you tell 'em, Red. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 12:24:18
        
        Presumably, under the Thatcher diktat (General Chat) - Cannydc, Apr 18, 12:27:02
        
        blimey that's at least two "diktat" appearances on here in less than a month (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 12:49:52
    - Trebles for show, doubles for dough. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 18, 12:20:32
    - Everyone in Flatland is absolutely flat (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 12:18:38
      - what style of property do they live in? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 18, 12:20:08
        
        Oddly enough... It looks like an Apple! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 12:22:06
        
        Ooh, I love Carl Sagan (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 18, 12:26:20
How English is broccoli and stilton soup? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 18, 11:49:22
- as english as spag bol (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 18, 11:54:23
  - A geordie lass once said to me (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 11:58:14
    - Bit like irritating Southern drawl then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 18, 12:24:38
  - bog (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 18, 11:55:06
- PTERM CASE NOINVERT (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 11:52:14
  - Universe-tastic. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Apr 18, 12:21:03
    - Fucking is as well. I didn't know you knew Universe. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 12:24:58
      - Know it? I fucking *live* in one! (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:25:56
        
        That's a universe, this is a UniVerse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 12:31:28
        
        Oh, some kind of poem then? Not sure I live in one of those (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:36:05
  - Has AB short-circuited? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 18, 11:57:28
    - I head-down-typist typed into the wrong winder. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 12:01:50
      - did you manage to avoid it inverting (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 18, 12:05:34
        
        Yes, I just put it in the right window once I noticed I'd effed up. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 12:07:33
        
        oh good. Just that (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 18, 12:08:23
        
        No, that was just cos it was being inverted, which I wanted to stop. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 12:09:44
  - Well, that quite clearly went into the wrong window. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 11:53:05
    - Does your COBOL (or whatever) code now have Jessica Alba's Arse in it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 11:55:21
    - Sprouts (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 11:54:18
    - oh, I just emailed you about it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 11:54:01
      - I know, my thing goes *bing* when I get an email, if I've got my ears in, and I have. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 11:58:45
        
        Your "thing"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:05:17
- 9% (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 18, 11:50:50
- It's not, it got invented in Rome. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 11:50:49
  - Can soup be invented? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 11:55:27
    - So you are positing that soups evolve based on DNA selection? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 11:57:38
      - Yes, it is clearly survival of the fittest (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 12:00:21
        
        Is that where the Primordial Soup came from? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:05:02
        
        Piltdown I believe (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 12:07:45
        
        in theory (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 12:08:13
    - Onion soup with saffron for me please. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 18, 11:56:17
- it's more British I would say. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 18, 11:50:30
Anyone know of a program where you cant record sound directly off internet? (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 18, 10:55:19
- try this (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Apr 18, 11:09:36
- yes (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 18, 10:57:54
- There's loads (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 10:56:08
  - you don't even need a program not to record sounds of the internets. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 10:57:50
    - I do. Once in the Great War my Great, Great Grandfather Edwin Symes lost a chock from (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 11:29:09
      - Q: Did he get behind the yoke of a Bristol Bomber? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 11:53:24
        
        No he didn't. he once did a land of a Sopwith Baby floatplane on the Stour near Long (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 11:57:31
        
        Crikey (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 12:06:27
        
        I know (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 12:18:24
  - Chuckle (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 18, 10:57:35
- *can record (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 18, 10:55:33
  - Boo Pt II (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 10:58:22
    - internetstick1fingerupface! Pt II (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 18, 11:12:57
  - Boo (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 10:57:22
    - internetstick1fingerupface! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 18, 11:12:27
I think Ian Wright made himself look a cunt, not a comedy jester, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 18, 10:22:29
- WW6 (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 18, 11:40:31
  - ^^^ clearly hasn't got a clue about WW2 (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Apr 18, 11:50:52
- he's shite on talksport too (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 18, 10:53:28
  - and his "son" is a shite footballerist (Other Football) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 11:00:31
  - re arrange that to Talksport's shite, and i agree. (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 18, 10:56:10
- "People want something different." (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 10:27:22
  - Shame Andy Gray dun't take the hint as well (Other Football) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 10:42:48
    - ^^^nail on head pt 2 (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 18, 10:50:01
  - ^^^ nail on head (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Apr 18, 10:35:23
i have mislaid my season ticket (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 18, 10:09:07
- You can go to the box office on the day of the game (NCFC) - cookpassbabtridge, Apr 18, 10:51:55
  - correct ^ (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 18, 10:54:43
- Only if you agree to buy 100 'greatest ever' tickets (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Apr 18, 10:46:13
- If push comes to shove ... (NCFC) - butnooneshomeinbrum, Apr 18, 10:24:44
  - They may just print you two paper tickets for tomorrow and QPR (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 18, 10:26:28
- Usually costs about a tenner (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 18, 10:16:24
- Yep but it will cost you £20. Unless you can sweet talk them. (n/m) (NCFC) - butnooneshomeinbrum, Apr 18, 10:16:06
  - for 2 games! cant i say i forgot it? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 18, 10:17:09
    - Not if I say I forgot your season ticket first. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 10:19:05
      - I'm going to ring up and say I've remembered that he's lost it (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 10:55:14
they are getting desperate (NCFC) - south, Apr 17, 17:02:54
- Yet I still have no idea what its all about... (NCFC) - Ben, Apr 17, 23:56:06
  - no me neither, what a pointless article. (NCFC) - megson, Apr 18, 08:59:56
- If I was Malky, (NCFC) - Fozzybear, Apr 17, 20:35:01
- Arranging it with us in dire relegation trouble (NCFC) - matgore, Apr 17, 17:26:03
- " ...it seems that not everyone yet fully understands what this event is all about ..." (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 17:13:24
  - Aha! Excellent. "...we must accept our responsibility as a club in putting this right..." (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 17:14:55
    - Oh. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 17:15:58
      - chuckle (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 18, 08:57:30
- This is looking like a right royal f**k-up, isn't it? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 17, 17:04:31
  - Do it for Dion! (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 17, 17:10:13
I wondered why there were loodsa old bill in town centre today, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 17, 16:14:29
- warning: "FISH FIGHT" RELATED TOPIC COMING UP!!! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 17, 16:21:28
  - if I was to use a pony bottle, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 17, 16:47:53
    - Load of old Pony. (n/m) (General Chat) - butnooneshomeinbrum, Apr 17, 17:04:30
  - Personally speaking I would always go for an underslung pony (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 17, 16:42:02
    - seconded (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 17, 17:03:58
      - Yep, took you for that type. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 17:16:42
        
        I'm pretty transparent in that respect. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 17, 17:19:02
This message to Dion thing (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 17, 14:56:23
- Dear Tripod... (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Apr 17, 15:39:55
- 12" (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Apr 17, 15:37:48
- No more that one side of A4s (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 15:11:42
  - please can we use a slide rule as well? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 15:14:44
- and does it mean that Hucks is staying as he dont have no messages? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Apr 17, 15:04:21
  - also, will iwan be able to come back and do one? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 15:06:40
    - and Pilsbury Dough Boy Hartson (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Apr 17, 15:09:42
      - We should have a "guess the weight" competition for Hartson (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 17, 15:28:30
  - no point for Hucks as Hucks can't read (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 17, 15:05:54
    - He sounded like he was reading when he 'phoned me. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 15:10:14
      - that was Stephen Hawkings doing an impression of Hucks (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 17, 15:14:49
        
        not likely to see hawkings bombing aimlessly at the corner flag head down and falling over (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 15:17:22
        
        lego (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 15:16:02
      - Reading with his finger? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 15:10:43
        
        tangent >>>>> PING! (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 15:13:08
        
        No with his eyes and face. How do you read with a finger? Unless it has got an eye and a (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 15:12:47
        
        Small slow boys in school read with their finger one silly bull at a time. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 15:16:48
        
        *loud* (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 17, 15:18:49
        
        Hands up anyone who hadn't worked that out for themselves (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 17, 15:25:09
        
        I hadn't (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 17, 15:27:53
        
        Joey (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 17, 15:33:34
        
        i still do it even on here (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 15:18:40
        
        You might want to do a point at one of them and go "Har har, you're (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 15:17:43
        
        "Yew Joe-eee" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 17, 15:18:24
        
        we had slates (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 15:17:15
    - actual fact or wrath fact? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 17, 15:09:02
      - is there a difference? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Apr 17, 15:09:51
        
        Yes, one is a universal truth and the other has no basis in truth whatsoever (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 15:53:57
  - I guess it's because Dion is retiring for good (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 17, 15:05:30
- Are you allowed to mention the word Scum? (NCFC) - phrankin, Apr 17, 15:03:23
- i have composed mine this morning (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 15:03:04
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 17, 15:03:50
- Typical woman, obsessed with size (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 17, 15:01:15
  - i think it's just a length obssession (NCFC) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 15:07:46
- 9 words (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Apr 17, 15:00:11
- it has to fit in the tent (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 17, 14:58:05
Google HQ - Zurich (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 14:12:53
- Games rooms like that are know in the industry as (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 14:39:46
- Gnar (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 17, 14:28:29
  - Games rooms galore in Chambers eh? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 17, 14:50:18
    - We do have a library or two though (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 17, 15:03:42
      - CHABLIS = OVERRATED/PRICED PISSWATER (FACT) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 15:24:09
        
        Oh dear (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 17, 15:28:59
        
        scooz me (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 15:32:52
        
        Just cos she's dead dunt make it bad... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 15:37:01
        
        her untimely demise has nothing at all to do with the blandness of Chablis (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 15:38:44
        
        Henri Paul was drunk, wasn't he? (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 17, 15:42:24
        
        well then she deserved a massive crushing chest injury (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 15:43:53
  - ly (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 14:32:15
    - cra (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 17, 14:34:28
      - ne (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 17, 14:38:06
        
        crophilia (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 17, 14:40:54
        
        Carl Tanzler (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 17, 14:41:54
        
        old iron ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 17, 14:39:41
        
        queefing (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 17, 14:38:42
chicken in "sauce", fish fingers, mange tout, a potato and mixed vegetables (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 12:43:18
- Celery, apple and sultana salas with a mayo dressing, and a packet of hula hoops (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 13:28:31
  - Full fat mayo? YFB, if so. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 17, 14:04:45
    - No intel available on that, suspect affirmativeness. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 15:08:55
  - Pip Poove from Poovington, Pooveshire. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 14:01:26
  - Marcelo? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 17, 13:40:03
- a cheese topped roll (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 17, 13:07:47
  - I do so love a nice cup of tea and a sit down (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 13:08:21
    - ... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 13:10:26
      - yes (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 17, 13:12:54
      - bumologist (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 13:11:45
- A cress. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 12:59:31
  - Let us all know when your balls finally grow back (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 13:01:52
    - Or keep it a secret and just whack them out in The King's beer garden when all the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 13:04:28
      - It would appear that AB is demonstrating on a daily basis he has none to swing (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 13:06:39
        
        These ones go in there, so he would have quite an audience (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 13:08:55
        
        Yes, but he needs some knackers in the first place (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 13:14:30
  - If you did that would be your pooviest yet. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 13:00:58
    - Three bits of what and chips? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 13:06:33
      - chicken made of salt like out of what you get at USA Chickenses (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 13:09:40
- Crying beans in a slack sauce nestling on a turgid meringue mountain, idiotic pips, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 12:55:56
- sweat and sour chicken. Prawn Choiw Mein and rice with (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 17, 12:54:30
  - 'sweat and sour' - yucksters! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 12:56:31
    - sweat and sour chicken balls actually (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 17, 12:57:05
      - Wrong... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 17, 12:58:27
        
        Mrs AB agrees with you on that one. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 13:01:44
        
        I'm with AB (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 17, 13:17:28
        
        Ah, poofter eh? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 13:18:55
        
        so immature (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 17, 13:19:39
        
        That's me (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 13:23:25
        
        Beef in Black bean sauce and a spring roll for me please! (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 17, 13:02:38
        
        its asda Oriental Banquet style... (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 17, 13:00:04
      - Is it your own sweat or a slave's? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 12:57:56
        
        My slave's of course.... (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 17, 12:58:44
- 2 sandwiches, packet of crisps, yoghurt and an mash up mix of apple and grape (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 12:54:14
- Tomby I see you had a trial at Aldershot in your yoof (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 17, 12:50:28
  - nope (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 12:53:58
- cup a soup.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 17, 12:44:28
- nothing (General Chat) - pants, Apr 17, 12:44:00
  - i had nothing the other day and it was extremely bland (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 12:46:12
    - I just wait till I get home and then scoff for england (General Chat) - pants, Apr 17, 12:48:00
      - will you be going on a bender then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 12:49:42
        
        not if I can help it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 17, 12:50:14
        
        What if you can't help it? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 12:59:51
        
        then I'll take it like fresher on his first day in full sutton (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 17, 13:02:05
        
        Good (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 12:52:10
So how come it takes 12 hours for a parcel to go from Holland to Brussels (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 17, 11:59:27
- blame the germans (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 17, 12:07:43
  - don't mention the war (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 17, 12:10:58
    - racist (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 17, 12:12:50
      - go rim scc out (General Chat) - pants, Apr 17, 12:14:03
        
        will do (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 17, 12:14:31
- The French will be on strike again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 12:00:50
  - Yet but they're not. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 17, 12:05:37
    - They will be eventually. Perhaps the 5 days includes a Bolshy French factor just in case? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 12:10:29
      - There's going to be a bolshy Fringlisher right here if it's not here for Saturday. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 17, 12:43:54
Why the bugger has it been snowing in Sheffield? (General Chat) - King, Apr 17, 11:27:51
- Good entut? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 11:34:28
  - even the black bits? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 11:36:02
    - Some of them. I'm supposed to be running home tonight, so I hope most of it has buggered (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 11:36:47
- Snow is commonly formed when water vapor undergoes deposition, which is when water vapor (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 17, 11:29:56
  - arf! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 17, 11:32:26
Could this be Roeders first mayjor mistake? (NCFC) - harry boulders, Apr 17, 10:41:15
- I like the way the opposition have fielded an ape (n/m) (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Apr 17, 10:54:27
  - racist (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 17, 11:35:35
  - That made me giggle like a loon (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 17, 11:01:46
  - lolf - the game was so exciting, spectators would rather stare at a yellow square nailed (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 10:59:15
    - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 17, 13:16:55
    - *snort* (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 17, 12:07:09
    - PMSL (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 17, 11:36:10
    - ... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 17, 11:02:47
- 1st? (NCFC) - pants, Apr 17, 10:47:24
- Could be (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 17, 10:43:26
  - In a similar way, Scarlett Johansson *could* be waiting for me when I get home, all oiled (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 10:45:17
    - 4/11 says she isn't (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 17, 10:46:09
      - I think he's hoping for a lump on job. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 17, 10:50:02
        
        Monk on job, actually. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 10:53:34
        
        I bet there's something in the Bible about that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 17, 11:07:59
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 17, 10:48:33
- Why, is he a cracking prospect? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 10:42:58
  - dunno, I was sorta asking for an opinon, if someone had watched him (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Apr 17, 10:44:02
    - I saw him play against Villa for the U18s on Saturday... (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 17, 10:46:33
      - *This post is just to say that he's a better fan 'cos he watches the U18s* (n/m) (NCFC) - Declan, Apr 17, 11:13:51
    - ... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 17, 10:45:22
Spot the comedy name... (General Chat) - King, Apr 17, 10:09:46
- Pod Cocker (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 10:13:40
  - ^^^ Spotter's badge. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 10:14:09
Was getting on just fine without knowing what "queefing" is. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 10:01:20
- But now you do know, you can add it to your already varied and adventurous bedroom (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 10:05:29
  - Yes, yes I can. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 10:07:06
  - yuck. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 17, 10:06:06
- I was happy not knowing too. But OG's bewilderment was fun. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 17, 10:05:21
Rangers sign Norwich player for next season (NCFC) - roland rat, Apr 17, 07:39:30
- Well that could turn out to be a monumental fuck-up. (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 17, 09:52:07
  - I note with very little interest that the much vaunted Ipswith youth system let hm go too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 10:04:39
    - ^^^ Spelt "Ipswitch" wrong. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 10:07:34
      - ^^^ Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Apr 17, 11:03:55
  - Meh, Roeder seems to be quite handy with Academy stuff (NCFC) - King, Apr 17, 10:04:38
  - Possibly. But Rangers are hardly Man U are they? Ian Murray was (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 17, 10:00:43
    - True, but we're nowhere near Rangers' level. (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 17, 10:03:38
      - which'll also mean they can more likely afford to gamble 2 years wages (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 17, 10:30:43
        
        I doubt it would be any more than 30k a year for someone his age. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 17, 10:43:00
        
        In fact, probably a lot less. (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Apr 17, 10:43:34
        
        in wages alone, yes (NCFC) - blindasabat, Apr 17, 10:46:13
- THIS IS THE VERY REASON WHY YOU DON'T EVER PRODUCE ANY GOOD YOUNGSTERS, YOU CLEALRY (NCFC) - DUFFYIN, Apr 17, 09:11:56
  - Give it up (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 09:47:45
  - Morning Mikey. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 17, 09:45:31
Now THAT is what I call WOTB service (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 16, 14:23:20
- You are very welcome. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 16, 14:25:24
  - Him and mbk can gay it up together around the country roads... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 16, 14:26:56
    - They can have a Smart Race. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 16, 14:28:10
      - wacky races (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 16, 15:04:32
      - Small Smart... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 16, 14:28:58
Oi, OG, re your car - (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 16, 14:09:07
- What's real world about a Volvo? (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 16, 14:14:39
  - VW Golf's are pretty much a yes... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 16, 14:18:09
    - Being a VW Golf owner... (General Chat) - Dog, Apr 16, 14:46:50
  - Mazda far better value for money (General Chat) - Cannydc, Apr 16, 14:17:36
    - Save you searching (General Chat) - Cannydc, Apr 16, 14:23:10
    - though Mazda and Volvo are both owned by Ford (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 16, 14:22:33
      - Apparently I have to buy an estate according that site (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 16, 14:24:46
        
        Yoink. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 16, 14:26:35
        
        No thanks mate... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 16, 14:28:00
        
        Fiatses are Italian. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 16, 14:29:25
        
        What he said. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 16, 14:29:57
        
        I had a Fiat Uno Formula 45 for many a year... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 16, 14:34:45
    - Paying in spades could work out to be quite prudent... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 16, 14:19:38
- "Volvos having the friggin lights on all the time" (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 16, 14:11:42
  - Scandanavianist (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 16, 14:12:27
    - I'm off to here in July for a few days... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 16, 14:15:56
      - that looks alreet. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 16, 14:19:36
So now I'm moving out of London I have to buy a car to drive to the station in (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 16, 13:49:05
- Hare goo (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 16, 14:17:27
  - And the Defender has it by a country mile... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 16, 14:22:11
- Hang on a bloody sec.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 16, 14:10:27
  - ...ok, now is cool... (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 16, 14:11:11
    - No thanks (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 16, 14:33:17
    - No thanks (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 16, 14:28:11
      - This one is lovely. I just want something LHD. (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 16, 14:31:26
- Just bought a Yaris for the missus ... (General Chat) - meeky, Apr 16, 14:08:44
- Mazda 6, 2l Diesel 136hp (General Chat) - Cannydc, Apr 16, 14:08:10
- Get a Skoda (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 16, 13:55:42
  - He ain't got any so it would be perfect (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 16, 14:00:16
- Use one of your existing 2 cars and spend 6K on frivolities... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 16, 13:54:14
- Are you moving back to Norfolk? Oh and get the Land Rover (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 16, 13:51:28
  - Kent (I'm gonna be a commooooota) (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 16, 13:52:13
    - Well good luck with that... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 16, 13:59:56
- 75% of the Land Rovers ever built (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 16, 13:51:16
  - but why would you buy a Land Rover to drive to the station? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 16, 13:52:20
    - Might be able to use it at weekends to do, err, rugged things (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 16, 13:55:17
      - Starting up with the dogging again OG? (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 16, 14:10:29
        
        Me and JT, we work as a team (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 16, 14:15:49
    - to get OG's bath chair in the back (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 16, 13:54:27
      - oh yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 16, 13:54:59
- buy a vespa (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 16, 13:50:57
  - Lambretta betta (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 16, 13:51:40
    - indeedy (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 16, 13:54:32
    - are they? whastha difference then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 16, 13:52:54
- 3rd car? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 16, 13:50:25
  - Today's Reading Badge goes to blindasabat (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 16, 13:51:50
    - for blindas then (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 16, 13:53:54
    - thank you (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 16, 13:53:07
      - Mrs Git will need them (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 16, 13:56:07
        
        NEEDED for school run ? Lots of fields chez OG then ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Apr 16, 14:12:36
        
        she can drive 2 cars at once? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 16, 13:59:06
        
        As you well know (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 16, 14:00:15
        
        well then (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 16, 14:03:48