Crying beans in a slack sauce nestling on a turgid meringue mountain, idiotic pips,

cracklinghair, small potatoes and a seeping clatter. Served with a side dish of Bulgarian slats, crump and nonnies.

Accompanied by Ravi Prasad doing 'Indian Gypsy' while Kate Humble gyrates stupidly.

Posted By: malkybarkid on April 17th 2008 at 12:55:56

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chicken in "sauce", fish fingers, mange tout, a potato and mixed vegetables (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 12:43:18
- Celery, apple and sultana salas with a mayo dressing, and a packet of hula hoops (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 13:28:31
  - Full fat mayo? YFB, if so. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 17, 14:04:45
    - No intel available on that, suspect affirmativeness. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 15:08:55
  - Pip Poove from Poovington, Pooveshire. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 14:01:26
  - Marcelo? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 17, 13:40:03
- a cheese topped roll (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 17, 13:07:47
  - I do so love a nice cup of tea and a sit down (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 13:08:21
    - ... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 13:10:26
      - yes (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Apr 17, 13:12:54
      - bumologist (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 13:11:45
- A cress. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 12:59:31
  - Let us all know when your balls finally grow back (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 13:01:52
    - Or keep it a secret and just whack them out in The King's beer garden when all the (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 13:04:28
      - It would appear that AB is demonstrating on a daily basis he has none to swing (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 13:06:39
        
        These ones go in there, so he would have quite an audience (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 13:08:55
        
        Yes, but he needs some knackers in the first place (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 13:14:30
  - If you did that would be your pooviest yet. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 13:00:58
    - Three bits of what and chips? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 13:06:33
      - chicken made of salt like out of what you get at USA Chickenses (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 13:09:40
- Crying beans in a slack sauce nestling on a turgid meringue mountain, idiotic pips, (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 12:55:56
- sweat and sour chicken. Prawn Choiw Mein and rice with (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 17, 12:54:30
  - 'sweat and sour' - yucksters! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 12:56:31
    - sweat and sour chicken balls actually (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 17, 12:57:05
      - Wrong... (General Chat) - Brom, Apr 17, 12:58:27
        
        Mrs AB agrees with you on that one. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 17, 13:01:44
        
        I'm with AB (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 17, 13:17:28
        
        Ah, poofter eh? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 13:18:55
        
        so immature (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Apr 17, 13:19:39
        
        That's me (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 13:23:25
        
        Beef in Black bean sauce and a spring roll for me please! (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 17, 13:02:38
        
        its asda Oriental Banquet style... (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 17, 13:00:04
      - Is it your own sweat or a slave's? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 12:57:56
        
        My slave's of course.... (General Chat) - phrankin, Apr 17, 12:58:44
- 2 sandwiches, packet of crisps, yoghurt and an mash up mix of apple and grape (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 17, 12:54:14
- Tomby I see you had a trial at Aldershot in your yoof (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 17, 12:50:28
  - nope (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 12:53:58
- cup a soup.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 17, 12:44:28
- nothing (General Chat) - pants, Apr 17, 12:44:00
  - i had nothing the other day and it was extremely bland (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 12:46:12
    - I just wait till I get home and then scoff for england (General Chat) - pants, Apr 17, 12:48:00
      - will you be going on a bender then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 12:49:42
        
        not if I can help it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 17, 12:50:14
        
        What if you can't help it? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 17, 12:59:51
        
        then I'll take it like fresher on his first day in full sutton (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 17, 13:02:05
        
        Good (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 17, 12:52:10

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