Physics is hard but jolly worth it.
As every Tom Dick & Harry knows, M-brane theory purports that time has 2 dimensions. But this assumes that the time-space is a member of the Yoneda-5 category of non-commutative quantum co-functionals.
Surprisingly the co-dual of the co-functionals kernel exhibits the right properties to support the cohomology of Lie spaces for the super-symmetrical force (assuming the existence of the Higgs boson of course).
We find that infinite denormalisation self-cancels if the number of time dimensions is a prime number and is two more than the number of spatial dimensions, which is strongly suggested (by "traditional" string theory), to be eleven dimensions.
This implies that time must have thirteen dimensions. Whether all of these dimensions would have to be causal in the thermodynamic sense is not yet known, but a recent result of Hawking and Penrose suggests that at least three dimensions would have to be. This would explain why my missus is always late then.
Posted By: Tomblander on April 18th 2008 at 12:13:45
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- Physics is hard but jolly worth it. (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 12:13:45
- Lie Groups (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Apr 18, 12:22:46
- I am revising them (General Chat) - Leamington Yellow, Apr 18, 12:38:43
- Ahh yes - the "infinitesmial group" i.e. tangent space is what the Lie Algebra is (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:40:16
- Yeah Lie Albegras and exponetial maps and stuff. (General Chat) - Leamington Yellow, Apr 18, 12:45:05
- Ahh yes - the "infinitesmial group" i.e. tangent space is what the Lie Algebra is (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:40:16
- Me too - it's a group which is also a smooth manifold (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:25:11
- Example: unit circle in complex plane is a 1-d Lie group under complex multiplication (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:29:12
- googletastic! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 18, 12:31:03
- I had a degree in this stuff once (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:35:35
- I have to teach the physics of diving to some unfortunate people (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 18, 12:49:44
- ...... (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 13:06:28
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- plus if you put lead in a pond (where the water is about five degrees) it will make its (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:07:52
- whereas dead cats float (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 13:11:13
- shitarses (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:13:36
- whereas dead cats float (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 13:11:13
- plus if you put lead in a pond (where the water is about five degrees) it will make its (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 13:07:52
- Water is at its densest at four degrees and that's why ice floats (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 13:05:07
- I have to teach the physics of diving to some unfortunate people (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 18, 12:49:44
- I had a degree in this stuff once (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:35:35
- googletastic! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 18, 12:31:03
- Example: unit circle in complex plane is a 1-d Lie group under complex multiplication (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:29:12
- I am revising them (General Chat) - Leamington Yellow, Apr 18, 12:38:43
- Insane in the M-brane (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Apr 18, 12:14:58
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- Oddly enough... It looks like an Apple! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 12:22:06
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- Oddly enough... It looks like an Apple! (General Chat) - Tomblander, Apr 18, 12:22:06
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- Turnover is for vanity, profit is for sanity (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 18, 12:16:14
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