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Darrenen Huckerbym (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 23:35:06
- I think you'll find that's 'Darrenem' (NCFC) - King, May 26, 00:21:28
- drunk? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 25, 23:41:52
  - Came up in the polish translations below (NCFC) - pants, May 26, 00:09:39
  - bound to be, and... (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 25, 23:48:23
    - I would crush you all at that game (NCFC) - Charles21, May 26, 00:01:51
      - Don't write cheques.. (NCFC) - mr chimp, May 26, 00:16:45
Leeds (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 25, 23:30:09
What other positions within the club does Roeder have the power to sack/recruit for? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, May 23, 16:08:34
- Chief of Grahams (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 23, 16:24:22
- Chief Fluffer. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, May 23, 16:16:52
  - That would indicate a hierarchy of fluffers. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 16:18:58
- ball boys (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 23, 16:13:14
- barmaids (n/m) (NCFC) - keith spanky, May 23, 16:12:26
  - Someone should give him a nudge then (NCFC) - conker, May 23, 16:14:01
    - eggsackerly (NCFC) - keith spanky, May 23, 16:17:19
- Car fucker. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, May 23, 16:10:34
  - sack him (NCFC) - keith spanky, May 23, 16:20:19
- goalkeeping coach (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 23, 16:10:15
- head steward (n/m) (NCFC) - keith spanky, May 23, 16:09:11
What about the pre-match crossbar challenge games? Roeder hent thought this one though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 16:07:00
Cryptic Official SMS: Colney Restructuring. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 15:56:19
- ww1 (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 23, 15:57:04
  - I love The Great Gatsby (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 23, 15:59:09
    - yes, but you also love Champagne... (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 23, 16:01:43
- that's what Iwan Husarmi has published below (NCFC) - camcan, May 23, 15:56:54
***Official SMS*** (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 23, 15:56:16
- linky linkage (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 23, 15:59:28
  - Gunn looks ill. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, May 23, 16:02:21
    - looks like a skin complaint as a guess (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 23, 16:28:35
      - this maybe? (NCFC) - pants, May 23, 16:34:32
        
        wiki says it's nicknamed "the curse of the celts" (NCFC) - pants, May 23, 16:36:32
    - ... (NCFC) - Dog, May 23, 16:13:04
      - he ain't in this list though (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 23, 16:15:14
        
        He int famous enough. (NCFC) - Dog, May 23, 16:16:49
        
        nor Hedvig Lindahl obviously (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 23, 16:20:50
    - He looks *really* ill. What an awful photo (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 23, 16:06:13
    - Looks better here. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 16:04:56
      - Congrats - you made me giggle like a loon there (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 23, 16:05:45
- new porch ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, May 23, 15:57:49
- ww2 (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 23, 15:56:58
- Zero out of two. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 15:56:50
Gunny is new Head Scout (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, May 23, 15:53:26
- Gunny dunt look very healthy in that photo. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 16:00:44
  - Twaswot I was thunken (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 23, 16:04:03
  - he just needs to buy some new clothes (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 23, 16:03:36
  - he's been getting fit with Flem (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 23, 16:02:07
    - Ha ha (NCFC) - Small, May 23, 16:11:14
- Wasn't he that before? (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 23, 15:56:39
  - club liaison (NCFC) - camcan, May 23, 15:58:16
    - potayto potarto (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 23, 16:03:13
- "Head of Player Recruitment" (NCFC) - camcan, May 23, 15:56:00
FAO: Yellalee (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 23, 15:48:57
- Haha - take a look... (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 23, 16:03:06
  - I'm not going to get... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 23, 16:05:10
    - I subtly put a 3XL on there as well... (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 23, 16:10:02
      - Yes had clocked that... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 23, 16:13:41
      - The standard T-Shirt in 2XL (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 23, 16:12:24
    - Gunny would (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 23, 16:06:12
      - Perhaps Nasie needs to get fit with Flem (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 23, 16:07:38
        
        Thanks cc (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 23, 16:10:13
        
        you're still on the same regime as Mr C then?! (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 23, 16:12:53
        
        He's happily married though... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 23, 16:15:44
        
        marriage has not been good for either of our waistlines... (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 23, 16:17:27
        
        Get them both training with Flem. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 16:13:32
        
        Easy for you to say... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 23, 16:14:37
        
        We did a detox last week (NCFC) - camcan, May 23, 16:16:35
        
        Of what did the detox comprise? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 16:17:23
        
        in the main raw vegetables (NCFC) - camcan, May 23, 16:18:33
        
        hent those detox thingies just a wee bit of a con and fake science mumbo jumbo? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 23, 16:23:03
        
        You're right... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 23, 16:31:01
        
        Washed down with... (NCFC) - Jim Nasium, May 23, 16:20:12
        
        Goodness. How long were you on that? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 16:19:56
        
        I bet Flem is a really tough personal trainer. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 16:09:47
Friday team - Sausage XI (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 23, 14:56:36
- Nobby Sausage (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, May 23, 16:02:40
- Salami-on Kalou (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 23, 16:01:37
- Ronnie Weener-lan (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, May 23, 15:55:03
- sir bobby moore onions with that please (n/m) (General Chat) - keith spanky, May 23, 15:51:57
- paul jumbo hot doglish (n/m) (General Chat) - keith spanky, May 23, 15:51:26
- Martin Wanger (n/m) (General Chat) - BoundsGreen, May 23, 15:45:04
  - Surely that would be better as Arsene Wanger? (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 23, 15:50:13
    - Or Wanger Love? (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 23, 15:50:24
- We need Andy Jizzer, really, to get all Polish sausaged up. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 15:41:26
- Robbie Savaloy (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 23, 15:40:44
- Van Mcoy's - Do the Sausage (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 15:35:33
- Marek Snaganowski (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 23, 15:31:59
- David Battyered (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 23, 15:28:20
  - Papa Banga Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 23, 15:33:11
- Saveloy Milosevic (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 23, 15:25:46
- yellow (pepper) army (n/m) (General Chat) - east of hampstead, May 23, 15:19:29
- Graham Sausage (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 23, 15:15:33
- Hot Dobrovolsky (n/m) (General Chat) - BoundsGreen, May 23, 15:14:28
- Denny Cumberlandzaat (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 23, 15:14:12
- Didier Hotdogba (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 23, 15:13:45
- Rui Merguez (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 23, 15:12:24
  - ^^^ Looking at the same wikipedia page as me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 15:14:29
- Oliversausage Kahn in goal (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 23, 15:12:23
- Djibril Saucisséson (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 23, 15:11:56
- Wes (Toad in the) Hoolihan (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 23, 15:10:04
- Iain Dowiener (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 23, 15:08:21
- Barry Venison Sausages (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 15:08:16
  - I agree, and i love sausages (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 23, 16:15:05
- Cristiano Pepperonialdo (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 23, 15:06:41
- Martin Taylor (General Chat) - Old Git, May 23, 15:05:54
  - Leave the coat, just get out. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 15:06:38
- Terry Butcher [tenuous] (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 23, 15:05:30
- Louis Sahalami (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 15:05:25
- Sausage Rol(l)and Nilsson (n/m) (General Chat) - Drurys Left Nut, May 23, 15:04:16
- Can I presume they play in skins ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, May 23, 15:03:32
- Pepperoni Rosenthal (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 23, 15:03:15
- Javier Saveloyola (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 23, 15:02:43
- Gianfranco Chorizola (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 15:01:15
  - Nice (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 23, 15:04:12
- Nicky Banger (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 23, 14:59:57
- Giovanni Van Bockwurst (n/m) (General Chat) - Drurys Left Nut, May 23, 14:59:24
- Youssef Chippolata (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 23, 14:58:16
- Cumberlandon Donovan. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 14:58:09
- Geoff Wurst (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 23, 14:57:48
- Dion Dublin (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 23, 14:57:14
  - Supported by chants of "Delia's Yella'n'green salami" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 23, 14:58:16
Championship play-off tomorrow (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 23, 13:42:07
- Can't stand the hype that's suddenly arisen around Hull (as i live in Hull) (Other Football) - steven, May 23, 13:56:14
- Nazi salutes and general unpleasantness at KC Stadium this season. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 13:49:44
  - so you can enjoy the Nazi salutes and unpleasentness again next season? (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 23, 13:53:27
    - On the contrary, so I can say "No! No, Mr Hull, I shun your kind offer (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 13:54:52
    - ww2 again... (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 23, 13:54:00
      - AB is very polite (Other Football) - camcan, May 23, 13:56:51
        
        Hello (n/m) (Other Football) - Holden Caulfield, May 23, 14:08:10
        
        Why is it that mentally I often confuse Catcher In The Rye and To Kill A Mockingbird? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 14:19:15
        
        Yes, so do I (Other Football) - Holden Caulfield, May 23, 14:24:56
        
        I don't believe you. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 14:27:46
        
        strangely i do too (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 23, 14:24:27
        
        Yes me too. You must just be thinking "Yank book". Both fandabby though (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 14:24:14
        
        Could I just say, Holden, while you're here, that I have never "got" the book in which you (Other Football) - Old Git, May 23, 14:16:40
        
        Hmm. It is one of my faves. The one Yank "classic" I just do not get is On The Road... (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 14:27:07
        
        The Great Gatsby is one of the worst books i have ever read (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 23, 14:31:18
        
        It was never meant to be read (Other Football) - Holden Caulfield, May 23, 14:26:28
        
        would guess that you were already too old for it when it was published, OG. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 23, 14:21:55
        
        bless him, he is isn't he (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 23, 13:59:50
  - but that means that you have the option to go back to KC next season (Other Football) - camcan, May 23, 13:52:31
    - No I want them to lose so I get the chance to deliberately not go next season. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 13:55:23
- nah not even gonna bother watching (Other Football) - Tony Martin, May 23, 13:45:03
- yeah........ (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 23, 13:43:48
  - So if Hull go up, who will then be the biggest city in terms of population who have never (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 13:45:27
    - in the UK (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 23, 13:52:22
      - ww2... (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 23, 13:52:45
    - ... (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 23, 13:50:53
    - plymouth? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, May 23, 13:49:33
    - dunno....... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 23, 13:47:26
Crazy, crazy dude (General Chat) - Old Git, May 23, 11:44:22
- Why are there 2 pictures of him in the air, but not one of him hanging on the other side? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 23, 12:19:40
  - That's what picture 4 is, isn't it? The landing? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 12:21:00
    - Not really. Another thing... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 23, 12:25:15
      - Ha ha. Splendid. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 12:28:18
      - Maybe he's made out of the some stuff as that flag on the moon (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:26:06
        
        If you look very carefully (General Chat) - Old Git, May 23, 12:28:22
        
        I saw that but didn't want to say in case anyone thought I was a fruit and nutcase (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:29:38
        
        That ship's already sailed, I'm afraid. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 23, 12:30:58
        
        roflent (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 12:44:22
        
        oh (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:31:25
    - But there aren't any of him getting back! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 12:22:47
      - Perhaps the photographer got bored. Or the "burst" function thing on his camera only does (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 12:27:40
      - pictures 2-4 are him getting back (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 12:25:41
    - It might be about 6 hours after the landing - he probably stayed like that for at least (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:22:07
      - Like that boy of the advert who climbs up rock faces with his chin. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 12:23:19
        
        Hint sinut. Has he got chalk and suckers on 'is cheen? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:24:36
        
        I think the man, not the climber, might be mexican. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 12:42:16
- So is this guy ... (General Chat) - meeky, May 23, 12:02:35
- Nutter...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 23, 11:55:54
  - Look at picture 5, he would have fallen about 10 feet and chafed his knee. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:09:07
    - If he'd landed on the tiny ridge that was 10 foot down (General Chat) - Old Git, May 23, 12:17:45
    - You can drown in three inches of water. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 12:11:02
      - less than that - I drowned in a teaspoon of water once. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:13:07
        
        You just don't see that so much these days. (General Chat) - tudders, May 23, 12:15:29
        
        a blow job would've sorted that out (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 12:14:16
        
        Good Lord, it was in about 1972. I wasn't old enough to know what one was, let alone (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:15:14
        
        perhaps a nurse could've administered one then (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 12:16:48
        
        Perhaps - that would have been good. It was when nurses still wore stockings and sexy (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:19:44
  - He wunt be going that quick. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 12:05:25
    - I dint allow for air...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 23, 12:09:15
      - Frictionless surfaces, vacuums, appliedmathstastic. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 12:19:27
- Faked? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 23, 11:54:04
  - shot 5 shows the full story - still... :S (General Chat) - phrankin, May 23, 11:56:37
Hosting a Eurvision party tomorrow (General Chat) - Duck, May 23, 11:06:08
- ^^^this is my camcan champagne moment (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 11:16:14
  - you think everybody should love eurovision? (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 11:17:40
    - irriot - cannot believe that people like it. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 11:19:10
      - so not a camcan champagne moment at all then... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 11:20:56
        
        it was for me (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 11:22:37
        
        ok... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 11:23:22
- ... (General Chat) - Dog, May 23, 11:13:53
- Gay (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 11:08:54
  - From now on, his name shall be Ducky (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 11:11:59
- I hope you and your bender mates enjoy it (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 11:07:00
  - Voting is the best bit (n/m) (General Chat) - Duck, May 23, 11:13:44
    - not the glitzy costumes? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 23, 11:15:12
      - No way (General Chat) - Duck, May 23, 11:16:44
        
        in that respect i think it's lost a lot by going over to phone voting (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 11:18:29
        
        you're not really gay at all then are you? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 23, 11:17:35
        
        Hell no (General Chat) - Duck, May 23, 11:18:16
- Watching Ricky Hatton PPV whilst Eurovision is on tomorrow (General Chat) - conker, May 23, 11:06:45
  - Only fight worth watching on that is Paulie Malignaggi..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 23, 11:14:59
  - I don't get boxing. Isn't it cheaper to just walked down Prince of Wales on a Friday eve ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 11:11:17
    - Hmm. That was a bit XXL (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 11:11:37
Preferring Martin Freeman to George Lamb, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 23, 10:14:28
- Who are those people?? Maybe I do prefer one over the other... dont know!! (n/m) (General Chat) - admckechnie, May 23, 10:25:33
  - Swot I wondered (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 10:28:39
    - Martin Freeman = that bloke out of the office, sometimes DJs on 6 Music. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 10:29:45
      - And yet he won the Sony Rising Star Award, no idea how! (n/m) (General Chat) - Declan, May 23, 10:31:39
        
        public vote... (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 10:33:41
        
        Was there really a pro-Lamb internet campaign?! (General Chat) - Declan, May 23, 10:34:36
        
        yep, reported in the guardian (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 10:41:04
        
        Yes, it was started to counter the getlambout thing. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 10:39:46
        
        Can a DJ really be that bad ? Is he worse than Nasie ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 10:40:30
        
        Do a listen when he's next on. Seriously. Like Moyles he's dependant on Steve Wright's (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 10:43:47
      - correcto (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 23, 10:30:42
        
        Oh, George Lamb was the one they were ripping on the News Quiz on Radio 4 (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 10:33:13
        
        yep, do you get the podcasts for that? (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 23, 10:46:32
        
        Yup. Love the NOW show. Very Mary Whitehouse. Fighting Talk also good, and (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 10:52:37
        
        pod casts are great, my new fad (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 23, 12:39:39
        
        In fact I rarely listen to moozik on my iPod! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 10:54:01
        
        Not all of the BBC's comedy stuff is available like that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 10:49:27
        
        There is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 10:53:01
- Really?! (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 10:17:33
  - dunno but it's at least 9x better (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 23, 10:21:00
  - got to be a temporary stand-in (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 10:20:50
    - It was him who stitched Lovejoy up on Soccer Am wasn't it ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, May 23, 10:24:01
      - dunno, did he? (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 10:28:02
      - Yep... (General Chat) - Declan, May 23, 10:27:28
        
        ah... (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 10:28:45
      - It wasn't Soccer AM, it was Lovejoy's other moribund tv vehicle (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 10:27:01
        
        That's it. (General Chat) - Arganth, May 23, 10:34:33
        
        Oh yes, I rather like that. I like Simon RImmer y'see, often nick recipes off there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 10:40:22
        
        Now that is something I wish I'd seen (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 23, 10:33:23
        
        thats right, I remember it now! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 23, 10:28:17
In more serious news (General Chat) - conker, May 23, 09:45:48
- Trouble is though mate ... (General Chat) - meeky, May 23, 10:13:08
- sad news indeed... (General Chat) - admckechnie, May 23, 09:57:40
  - No (General Chat) - conker, May 23, 10:11:10
  - quite often not in the modern family (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 10:02:55
    - sounding rather like a tory boy yourself there, blindas. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 23, 10:05:14
      - more a statement of fact though Tricky (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 10:10:11
        
        My kids live in a middle class area and go to a middle class (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, May 23, 10:14:18
        
        not since the council estates lead the familial revolution, no (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 10:19:01
        
        So what is upper-middle in your opinion, and why is there no lower-middle, and if (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 10:23:53
        
        it's just above middle-middle class and below lower-upper class (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 10:26:13
        
        How much do I have to earn to become middle class then ? Or can (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 10:30:57
        
        9k (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 23, 10:31:53
        
        Damn, still some work to do then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 10:34:05
        
        like wise, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 23, 10:49:02
  - Swot I thought. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 09:58:14
    - me too, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 23, 10:07:48
      - ^^^^ yes ^^^^^ (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 23, 10:09:02
        
        Meningitis. Seriously though I watched the US version of CNN whilst in Curacao, and (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 10:19:51
        
        The sheer amount of screen time sold to those adverts baffled me when I was in the US, too (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 10:24:48
Why do the UK get a bye to the Eurovision finals (General Chat) - conker, May 23, 09:35:58
- I think last year (or the year before) Germany, France, Britain were the bottom 3. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 23, 09:52:23
- You should have heard the shite on display in the semi! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 09:48:32
  - Saw Latvian pirates on the BBC News this morning, doing thier number. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 10:00:29
    - the spanish Rolf Harris 'doing the Cheeky Girls' was shit though (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 10:01:55
      - Yep. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 10:04:47
- UK, Germany, France and Spain pay for it (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 09:38:09
- Apparently we put up about 25% of the money to stage the damn thing.... (General Chat) - admckechnie, May 23, 09:37:06
  - Ha! Brilliant (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, May 23, 09:37:51
Official Smsissimmo: Fotheringham signed one-year deal. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 09:30:21
- 1 yr seems a bit strange, i mean roeder has seen enough of him to tell if he likes him (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 23, 09:32:38
  - I thought it was strange too. However, we don't know ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 09:34:58
    - Or c) His demands were so high we could only afford to guarantee one year... (NCFC) - Declan, May 23, 09:45:59
    - Likely a "promotion or I am off" idea. He wants to see improvement (NCFC) - admckechnie, May 23, 09:36:23
      - glory hunter (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 23, 09:40:07
      - "Promotion or I'm off" (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 23, 09:38:12
        
        or "no relegation and i stay again" (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 23, 09:42:17
        
        Indeed... maybe he needs time to find a new house and pack up!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - admckechnie, May 23, 09:40:30
  - I thought that, but maybe comes from Foz/agent see where we are after this season and be (NCFC) - jafski, May 23, 09:34:30
  - "Fozzy commits to canaries" - 'for minimum term!?' (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, May 23, 09:34:17
  - I was thinking that. But then it might be what Fozzy wants rather than what Roeder wants (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 23, 09:34:00
Official SMS: Fozzy signs 1yr deal (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 23, 09:30:12
- Wow, one year now that is commitment (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, May 23, 09:33:37
- yup - link (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 23, 09:31:14
- Curses to your abbreviations. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 09:30:48
  - I reckon it might have been smsissimmo that did it (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, May 23, 09:31:58
Cheeky fuckers, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 23, 09:12:29
- Why? The right to appeal is fundamental to a working justice system. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 09:32:30
  - whats the betting they get legal aid and waste tax payers money (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 23, 09:34:44
- Can they extend the sentences in appeal? (General Chat) - phrankin, May 23, 09:21:11
  - nah.... (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 23, 09:30:14
    - Bristol at half 8 (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 09:43:19
- If they fail, they could get time added on for being ferel cunts (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, May 23, 09:14:59
  - ^^^^ yes, follow the FA's example. (General Chat) - megson, May 23, 09:18:27
    - The nasty judge was horrible to them (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, May 23, 09:19:12
- the law is an ass (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 23, 09:14:04
  - Why? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 23, 09:16:10
    - if the sentences of these evil threats to society at large are cut....... :S (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, May 23, 09:22:01
      - but they haven't been (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 23, 09:36:55
        
        the law is an ass that they feel they need to accept an appeal (General Chat) - phrankin, May 23, 09:39:12
        
        er that's what the appeal process is about, phrankin (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 23, 09:42:26
        
        in this case what possible new evidence can there be to waste taxpayers money over (General Chat) - phrankin, May 23, 10:06:39
        
        his mate dave reckons he couldnt have done it as he was stealing a car at the time (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 23, 10:12:00
Tightened security at Exeter Airport, so no terrorists can escape to the (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 16:19:02
- have i missed something? noothing on the radio? (Other Football) - shoddy, May 22, 16:20:57
  - ignore me im hungover (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, May 22, 16:22:46
    - *shoddy realises the radio is in fact, his microwave" (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 16:29:42
- Norridge too - I once had to collect my niece off a flight from Nodge to Exeter. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 16:20:30
- It's funny how the BBC website really don't seem to give a fuck. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, May 22, 16:20:22
  - probably cos it's a bulb thats blown, air conditioner unit (Other Football) - phrankin, May 22, 16:35:18
  - Unlike the outpouring of empathy on here? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 16:21:21
    - You need Emily from London if you're looking for empathy (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 16:22:33
      - IED gets in on the act (Other Football) - blindovabatski, May 22, 16:29:50
        
        If he hadn't mixed the batteries in his life like pammy minge bought online (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 16:31:32
        
        How I chortled (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 16:31:01
        
        Add 8 years on, and it would have been a summary of scc (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 16:32:21
      - Like she "forgot" to give her Bill his pill and now lives with Woger (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 16:24:27
  - Yes, they have this annoying tendency to wait for the facts (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 16:21:07
    - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, May 22, 16:21:52
liz from glasgow - the voice of reason (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 16:14:04
- Tony from Ireland may be related to Tony Martin, I think (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 16:16:47
  - basing on past experience of people blowing themselves up (General Chat) - phrankin, May 22, 16:28:05
    - Now I know you are a troll (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 16:28:54
      - why? What's wrong with that? Honestly? (General Chat) - megson, May 22, 17:15:49
      - why? What's wrong with that? Honestly? (General Chat) - megson, May 22, 17:15:48
        
        anyway, looks like i've missed a good one today, shame (hucks thing annoys me too a bit) (General Chat) - megson, May 22, 17:17:41
      - told you (General Chat) - blindovabatski, May 22, 16:31:33
        
        I don't like the muslim faith fair enough (General Chat) - phrankin, May 22, 16:34:11
      - would you be shocked if the perpatrator of this dastardly deed was Muslim? (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, May 22, 16:29:59
        
        Or "a christian/athiest"? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 22, 16:36:43
        
        I wouldnt be shocked if the news came up that a muslim had blown themsleves up (General Chat) - phrankin, May 22, 16:39:18
        
        I'd stop digging if I was you... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 22, 16:41:46
        
        more surprised than shocked to be honest (n/m) (General Chat) - phrankin, May 22, 16:42:58
        
        A remake of "Guess Who" should be marketed (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 22, 16:37:58
  - Haha, and after that interuption he can get on with filling in his axa sun life plan (General Chat) - pants, May 22, 16:20:04
    - Blimey, I don't think Newton Abbott has even got a curry house from the sound of this (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 16:21:05
      - Genius, and whilst we're at it, lets nuke the middle east (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 22, 16:23:35
      - They do, I was there in the summer. They also have a shop called Gordon Bennett. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 16:22:27
        
        my old postman was called Gordon Bennett. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 22, 16:26:36
        
        Does it sack everyone? (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 16:24:03
  - I don't think Ryan from Teignmouth really thought this one through (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 16:19:11
    - Kris Palmer thinks he said Jehovah (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 16:20:26
    - ha ha (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, May 22, 16:19:46
lol (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 22, 16:11:30
- Bwilliant. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 16:17:24
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 22, 16:34:56
- This one made me chuckle: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 16:13:55
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 22, 16:14:40
- lol from loj (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 16:12:39
Explosion in Exeter (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 22, 15:12:16
- Disgruntled Cambridge fans intut (n/m) (General Chat) - King, May 22, 15:40:02
- Refraining from the Roy Waller referee jokes (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 15:37:40
- there's people reporting more explosions in the comments section (General Chat) - blindovabatski, May 22, 15:25:13
  - Apparently the bomber is dead. My mother in law was very close by. My sister works two (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 22, 15:37:13
    - Such a random little place for someone to try and set off a bomb...seriously odd. (n/m) (General Chat) - blindovabatski, May 22, 15:47:46
      - And my favourite: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 15:48:42
        
        WOW...so wish i was there to experiences this...its sounds like bomb. Im know im in bristo (General Chat) - blindovabatski, May 22, 16:00:53
        
        megson identified as Jon bibby from Devon (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 16:05:35
        
        Yeah that was a good one too. Rather IEDesque if I may say so. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 16:06:45
        
        Ghoultastic (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 16:04:22
      - Maybe they hadn't been given their plastic giraffe. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 15:48:40
    - lol - nice comment (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 22, 15:44:52
    - Coincidence (General Chat) - Partial Angler, May 22, 15:43:34
  - people? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 15:29:17
    - from Peter Lewis-Bending (FP reckons he does) (General Chat) - blindovabatski, May 22, 15:31:43
      - Just read an article say that reported explosion at WHSmiths not believed to be factual (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 15:37:01
        
        Was it mythical instead? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 15:39:39
    - Holly from UAE sounds a rightn too (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 22, 15:31:33
- Explosion in Norwich .... (General Chat) - meeky, May 22, 15:22:56
  - rubbing two sticks of dynamite together to make a fire (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, May 22, 15:40:39
  - normal for norfolk? (General Chat) - east of hampstead, May 22, 15:25:17
    - "Poor man lives there on his own" - bollox, (General Chat) - CB41, May 22, 15:30:33
- So you dint see anything, were not that close and just heard a muffled bang. (General Chat) - CB41, May 22, 15:20:36
- Peter Lewis-Bending... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, May 22, 15:15:12
- No shit, Sherlock (General Chat) - CB41, May 22, 15:15:00
- These two sentences don't sit comfortably alongside each other ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 15:14:27
  - I take the junior Haweses to eat at Giraffe from time to time (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 15:19:32
    - BIg Dave thinks you might want to take them elsewhere in future: (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 15:29:43
      - Really? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 15:31:21
      - He's so big he even has one big eye. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 15:30:19
        
        where are you getting this from? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 15:31:48
        
        In the "comments" bit a thte bottom - use the "Next" link to see more. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 15:38:43
        
        Yup, just got it to work (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 15:40:30
        
        Is this yet one more reason to fear people from the middle east? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 15:46:41
        
        How long before we're told its AL CIA-D? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 16:00:50
        
        My mother came how a few minutes ago and she said, (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 16:10:35
        
        That is fantastic (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 16:12:59
        
        Sounds like SiH (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 15:50:25
        
        Ahem ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 15:54:13
        
        Oh yes, sorry, I forgot you are an equal opportunities bigot (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 15:57:23
        
        Thats not bigotry. That is simply personal opinion. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 16:06:17
        
        more likely phrankin... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindovabatski, May 22, 15:51:32
        
        Ridiculous (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 15:56:59
        
        You know that ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 22, 15:36:50
    - Blimey sounds, err, (General Chat) - CB41, May 22, 15:21:33
      - Is pretty good, if you're under 10 (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 15:25:41
        
        Better than Maccy Dees I imagine. Fortunately those (General Chat) - CB41, May 22, 15:29:43
        
        Mine have yet to experience McDs (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 15:42:45
  - I would put my neck on the line & say that its a serious incident. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 22, 15:16:58
    - Not necessarily but it is "suspicious" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 22, 15:18:02
- Danger UExeter B (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, May 22, 15:13:47
  - ... (General Chat) - pants, May 22, 15:23:44
Who are you lot supporting at Euro 2008 then? (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 22, 14:44:48
- RUSSIA! (n/m) (Other Football) - Kirrie, May 22, 15:49:50
- Will you be playing the Argentina world cup music? (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, May 22, 15:12:50
- Is that this year then? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 15:10:02
- Bristol (n/m) (Other Football) - Graham Nine, May 22, 15:01:08
- Oh dear. Probably France or, God forbid, Holland. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 14:59:09
- None of them. Foreign Cunts ! (Other Football) - Snakey, May 22, 14:55:49
- Gorleston United (n/m) (Other Football) - harry boulders, May 22, 14:51:28
- Croatia and Greece (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 14:50:28
- have you got a list of who's in it? (n/m) (Other Football) - blindovabatski, May 22, 14:49:12
  - Ah yes, remembered something, you changed your name to a ski... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, May 22, 14:51:14
    - predates it slightly, but the reasonings the same (Other Football) - blindovabatski, May 22, 14:58:13
- We did this the other week and I've forgotten who I said... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, May 22, 14:47:34
- Russia (Other Football) - blindovabatski, May 22, 14:47:14
  - Monsieur Aveuglecommeunechauvesouris (Other Football) - King, May 22, 14:51:31
    - schto? (n/m) (Other Football) - blindovabatski, May 22, 15:04:19
- Norwich (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, May 22, 14:45:41
  - No-one. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 22, 14:47:49
    - You're still drunk about not qualifying? No wonder you've got gout (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 15:00:15
      - No. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 22, 15:02:49
        
        It's actually the first anniversary of Gout tomorrow! (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 22, 15:05:17
        
        My Auntie once told me that if you get utterly shitfaced on port, and then do a drink of w (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 15:12:18
        
        That's Ouzo, innit? (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 22, 15:15:44
Predicted Archant headlines if we get some of these targets? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, May 22, 13:41:30
- Swansea Issue Warning - Hands off our Monk! (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 22, 14:49:47
- Glenn Spanks Monkey (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, May 22, 14:47:51
- Return of the Ched? Aye. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 22, 14:45:04
- New captain pulled off by Roeder: Monk explodes (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 14:33:40
- Canaries lifted as scary balloon man signs for 2 more years. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, May 22, 14:32:28
- Doomcaster has arsehole transplant, but the arsehole rejects him (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, May 22, 14:26:55
- Doomcaster comes last in Mastermind after refusing to answer questions (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, May 22, 14:25:03
- Martin happy with new "kit boy" role. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, May 22, 14:19:21
- Roeder frustrated: "Nobody does business at this time of year". (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 14:18:53
- Colleymore soon to be in top shape and expects to be back on track with City spell. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 22, 14:18:28
- hope city have not dropped a clanger (NCFC) - south, May 22, 14:16:48
- Loan Arranger must wait for Prem clubs to decide who is shit enough to be farmed out (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 14:16:32
- Roeder promises a sharper Thorne this time around. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, May 22, 14:12:53
  - Thorne: Lone messageboard advocate tempted me back. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 22, 14:16:15
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, May 22, 14:17:42
- This ain't no technological breakdown. This is the Roeder Bell. (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, May 22, 14:11:21
  - Tortuous, contrived, clumsy. I love it. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 22, 14:15:19
- Messi: We're As Surprised As You. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 22, 14:05:02
- Roeders Quest for Bell Ends (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 22, 14:04:23
  - Love it. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, May 22, 14:05:31
- Roeder receives mysterious death threat from HK after releasing youngsters (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 22, 14:03:37
- huckerwho here's hoolahan (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 22, 14:01:59
- doherty signs a 7 year deal (n/m) (NCFC) - Fuel_rox, May 22, 14:01:35
- Roeder missis out on potential target. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 22, 14:00:22
  - *misses* (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 22, 14:00:54
    - *missus* (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 14:28:04
- Roeder is Loan Arranger (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, May 22, 13:59:19
- Graham Signing Delights Popular City Messageboard (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 22, 13:58:43
- Bell scotches rumour, as Roeder hopes for Rigters blend (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, May 22, 13:58:24
- ronaldo pleased with city switch (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 22, 13:57:05
- Monk gives Roeder Headache (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 22, 13:56:05
  - Then when he's dropped, "Dissolution of the monastery" (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 22, 13:58:17
- head steward moves on (n/m) (NCFC) - Fuel_rox, May 22, 13:55:42
- Rigters shown the roed to norwich (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 22, 13:55:24
- Sweet and tender Hoolihan (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 22, 13:54:31
- Taylor Suits City Fine (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 22, 13:53:47
- Ask not for whom the Bell toils, he toils for thee (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 22, 13:52:44
- "Some old boy in some old village worried about a new road or something" (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 22, 13:51:53
- Monk Vows Poverty, Chastity and Obedience (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 22, 13:51:09
- Eastwood costs a fist full of dollars: Circle the caravans Freddie's in Town (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 22, 13:50:35
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 22, 13:51:07
- You can ring my Bell (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 22, 13:49:41
- Monk Fishing Expedition Succeeds (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, May 22, 13:49:10
- Monk covers every blade of grass. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 13:48:29
- Fo Sho(la) - Ameobi signs in (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 22, 13:47:15
- Ched is Evans Sent (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, May 22, 13:45:57
- Bell Ends Speculation (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, May 22, 13:44:32
- Bell End of Luton Town career (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, May 22, 13:44:24
- Roeder gets a Monk on (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 22, 13:44:22
- Hollywood Righters Strike (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, May 22, 13:44:17
- Roeder rings Bell (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, May 22, 13:42:37
  - ding dong (n/m) (NCFC) - Fuel_rox, May 22, 14:01:14
- We'll be Rigters Rain, promises Glenn (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, May 22, 13:41:42
it still pains to me think that phrankin missed his true vocation in life (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 22, 13:33:51
- Sorry Tricky - I was premature in declaring POTD. As this is indeed, POTD (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 22, 13:41:48
- rolf gti (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 22, 13:35:22
  - I've just read the board while logged out by accident (= ignore list wasn't on) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 13:38:36
    - See, now I'm a little bit intrigued by what i am missing through use of ignore (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 22, 13:44:44
      - Phrankin went on it yesterday. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 13:47:32
        
        i tend to leave it turned off most of the time (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 22, 13:52:38
        
        Hmm. I tend to put deliberate trolls on there - at least phrankin has a view (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 22, 13:50:18
        
        I think it's very narrow-minded to put phrankin on ignore (NCFC) - Old Git, May 22, 13:57:34
    - sadly, another one goes on it (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 22, 13:40:40
      - I look forward to the days when an innocent soul can safely turn off thier ignore list (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 13:44:02
has someone photoshopped this picccy and swapped all the heads around or something? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 12:59:45
- potd. Quality spot. You should work for a hard-hitting, award-winning newspaper. (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, May 22, 13:34:00
- No, that int right. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 13:04:24
  - ^^^^ phew vvvvvv (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 13:06:06
    - I hope you are not ignoring sound government advice (Other Football) - bongo33, May 22, 13:22:45
- *chortle* (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 13:03:31
The real Marcus Evans interview (Other Football) - Holden Caulfield, May 22, 12:38:40
- Inspired by Craig Brown by the looks of things (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, May 22, 12:55:29
- Too much time on his hands (Other Football) - Mr Creosote, May 22, 12:41:47
  - Not my work (n/m) (Other Football) - Holden Caulfield, May 22, 12:42:52
    - Who's then? (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, May 22, 12:47:06
      - oops (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, May 22, 12:49:18
      - Brilliant isn't it? Probably wasted on here (Other Football) - Holden Caulfield, May 22, 12:48:26
        
        Yes, I couldn't read quite so many words, let alone understand many of them. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 12:57:07
        
        Gotta be a pro I'd guess. (n/m) (Other Football) - mike_the_sphinx, May 22, 12:49:50
The suspense is getting to me (NCFC) - Mr Creosote, May 22, 12:28:04
- Don't let it - think about other stuff (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 22, 12:30:25
  - Yeah, like fluffy things man. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 22, 12:32:06
    - That's AB's lunch that is (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 22, 12:34:12
      - FFS. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 12:38:01
    - or Pompeii (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 22, 12:33:07
      - I find emptying my mind and concentrating on Jessica Alba's arse helps (NCFC) - Partial Angler, May 22, 12:34:25
- I can't believe that there actually is anyone out there who DOES think we are "flush with (NCFC) - Old Git, May 22, 12:30:13
  - There are loads of them (NCFC) - Mr Creosote, May 22, 12:39:10
  - It's just simple arithmetic (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 22, 12:37:13
  - CB41 does... (NCFC) - Brom, May 22, 12:32:53
    - You're wrong Brom. If we'd sold him last week (NCFC) - CB41, May 22, 12:36:14
      - Touche (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, May 22, 12:39:16
  - Selwyn?? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 22, 12:32:29
    - Tricky and Arganth? (NCFC) - Old Git, May 22, 12:34:53
      - No I don't. You've made that up. I've never said that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, May 22, 12:45:24
        
        You can't PROVE you've never said that (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 22, 13:32:11
      - I suspect (NCFC) - Mr Creosote, May 22, 12:40:48
      - I sometimes think they are as mythical as Marcus. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 22, 12:36:50
- linky linkage? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:29:34
More drivel from Pickover (Other Football) - Holden Caulfield, May 22, 12:15:19
- Highlighted doomed takeovers - a poem by sheffieldcanary. (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, May 22, 12:33:02
  - One from me (Other Football) - Partial Angler, May 22, 12:37:00
  - "his money, his mouth, the milk and honey, a crude money-making instrument" (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 12:35:54
    - I preferred my one from yesterday. (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, May 22, 12:37:26
- still doesn't seem to much in the way of answers from "the omniscient owner" (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:27:25
  - Actually it seems very odd (Other Football) - Mr Creosote, May 22, 12:34:20
  - or proof of existence (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 22, 12:30:53
  - Ah but is he really omniscient? (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 12:30:26
    - Yes. Marcus Evans knows everything there is to be known. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 12:31:21
      - And emails you about it before you know. (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, May 22, 12:35:33
- Cliche after cliche after cliche (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 12:24:58
  - You wait ages for a cliché and then three come along at once (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, May 22, 12:45:46
  - WW1 (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 12:26:06
- Did he interview him or just sit there masturbating? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 12:24:50
  - I think he at least did some forced frottage on the shadow-man. (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, May 22, 12:40:00
- It's MARCUS TIME!!!! (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 12:23:43
- Oh dear oh dear (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 12:23:35
- Is it just me, or is that Evening Star website really annoying to read? (Other Football) - Brom, May 22, 12:19:30
  - Put it in your book (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 12:26:28
    - It's getting a bit full (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, May 22, 12:30:39
- That really is puke inducing (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 12:18:20
  - Quite tame compared to yesterday i thought. (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, May 22, 12:34:40
  - I actually did just vom one up in my mouth. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 22, 12:28:17
- Nope, couldn't quite manage more than a quarter of that either. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 12:18:20
- what an absolute cunt (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 22, 12:17:51
  - it's ok (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 22, 12:19:05
  - nigel.pickover@archant.co.uk (n/m) (Other Football) - Holden Caulfield, May 22, 12:18:26
    - we must all email the fuckwit (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 22, 12:19:47
      - should be emailing the editor, not the cretin who wrote that stuff (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 12:30:03
        
        lol ok i'll ask him (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 22, 12:31:52
        
        While you're at it, ask him why (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 12:33:54
        
        sorry done now (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 22, 12:36:39
        
        And ask him how to clean a sticky keyboard (n/m) (Other Football) - Partial Angler, May 22, 12:43:30
        
        Pickover IS the editor (n/m) (Other Football) - Holden Caulfield, May 22, 12:30:27
        
        My Lord you're right. And not just of the website - (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 12:33:45
        
        get emailing (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 22, 12:37:01
        
        Maybe he is one of those bosses who has been promoted to the level of his incompetence. (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 12:34:51
Oh yeah, and the BBC interviewing Mancs Utd fans coming off the plane this morning ... (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 12:09:51
I laughed at these quotes re collymore (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 11:38:42
- Mia Hamm (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 12:15:31
- Roy Keane (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 12:06:55
- Biggest Cunts In Football XI (Other Football) - Partial Angler, May 22, 12:02:22
  - And, of course, Maradona (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 12:28:20
  - Biggest cunt of all time: Andreas Möller (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 12:26:41
  - Ooh, ooh, forgot this one (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 12:25:09
  - Tim Sherwood (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 12:24:31
  - Woodgate (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 12:23:08
  - Mark Hughes (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:22:38
  - Bryan Robson (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:22:30
  - Cuntona (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:21:45
  - Christiano Ronaldo (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 12:20:42
    - Wow - unusual venom there from our resident peacenik loved up mellow hippy (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 12:25:21
      - isn't it? I need some gaia love now to smooth me off (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 12:29:11
        
        Get Groova Salad on off of soma. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 12:30:53
      - Not to mention uncharacteristic spooling mostuke (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 12:27:09
  - Fat Sam (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:18:28
  - Joey Barton Mills (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 12:18:24
    - Joey Barton Bendish (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 12:19:08
  - El Hadj Diof (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:17:36
  - Ben Thatcher (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:16:08
  - Kieron Dyer (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:15:12
  - John Wark (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 12:15:10
  - Lee Bowyer (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:14:57
    - OH! How could we have forgotten him till now??!! (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 12:15:32
  - Peter Thorne (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:13:24
  - Graeme Souness (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, May 22, 12:12:58
  - Lothar Mattheus (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, May 22, 12:12:47
    - Oh, good hit. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 12:23:20
  - That goalkeeper for an Italian side who faked injury vs Celtic and was fined (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 12:12:33
    - You mean deydoododontdeydo (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, May 22, 12:15:40
      - Or Dida (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 12:23:42
  - Zema Abbey (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, May 22, 12:11:57
    - why? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 12:13:26
      - Just really, really disliked him when he was here (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, May 22, 12:17:21
        
        doesn't make him a cunt though does it? (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 12:18:01
        
        Does in my book (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, May 22, 12:19:50
        
        Good luck with that (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, May 22, 12:21:46
        
        I was singing "One Zema Abbey" at Wembley on Sunday. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 22, 12:25:40
        
        rofl (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 12:24:53
        
        somehow I'm not surprised by this (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 12:26:58
        
        Fast losing the spark to love football anymore (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 12:36:26
        
        Good luck with that (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, May 22, 12:39:58
        
        Why would I need luck? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 12:42:36
        
        o/ lol o/ lol o/ lol o/ lol o/ lol o/ lol o/ lol o/ lol o/ lol o/ lol o/ lol (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 12:51:16
        
        What? (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, May 22, 12:55:24
        
        Cheers (n/m) (Other Football) - Brom, May 22, 12:23:59
      - Those big gold aviator shades on th eopen-top bus thing. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 12:14:24
        
        oh. ok. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 12:15:40
  - You're going to get more than XI. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 12:10:21
    - It's a squad game these days (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 12:23:59
  - Craig Bellamy (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 12:10:19
  - Ashley Cole (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:09:33
  - Matthew Bates (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 12:08:38
  - Gary Neville (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 12:08:14
  - Martin Taylor (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 12:07:39
  - Paul Dickov (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 12:07:28
  - Roy Keane (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 12:07:17
  - Kevin Muscat (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 12:07:13
  - Kevin Muscat (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 12:07:05
  - Dennis Wise (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 12:06:47
  - Alan Brazil (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 12:06:41
  - Danny Haynes (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:06:15
  - I was wrong about him being banned after Oviedo (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 12:05:58
  - Didier Drogba (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:05:40
  - Robbie Savage (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:04:54
  - Chritiano Ronaldo (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:04:45
  - John Terry (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 12:04:20
  - Andy Marshall (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 12:04:13
Tevez (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 10:44:21
- I rate him, but didnt perform at his best last night. and Rooney just went missing. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, May 22, 11:10:22
  - Yes. That was a bitofa shame. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 11:11:15
    - Except for he made the goal and provided one of the best (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 11:15:15
      - that's true, had forgotten that pass. How did he make the goal though? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 11:20:29
        
        Thought he put in the pass for Ronaldo. Could be wrong though (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 11:23:32
        
        You are. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 11:23:46
        
        CB41 totally out of touch shock (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 11:34:52
        
        Not out of touch in this instance. (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 11:36:35
        
        You'd nodded off when the cross came in, hadn't you? Dribbling down your cardie, (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 11:39:11
        
        Actually no, it was later on I nodded off. I may have been (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 11:42:57
        
        I nodded off in 1993. Did we beat Inter ? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 11:46:41
      - that would have been a wondergoal for sure. shame. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, May 22, 11:17:39
- I like him too (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 11:03:10
- I like Tevez (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 10:59:07
- What is there to dislike about Tevez? (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 22, 10:51:03
  - What's the problem with Argentina? Best beef in the world, Argentina. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 10:53:11
    - Or trying telling a Merkin that Budweiser is a Czech beer (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, May 22, 11:00:00
      - Budweiser isn't. Budvar is. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 11:00:37
        
        So why do they have Budweiser on their label? The know-nothings (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 11:07:26
        
        Aren't they from the same family. One member emigrated to (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 11:11:08
        
        .... (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 11:12:17
        
        See, I'm not so out of touch:-) (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 11:16:41
        
        Technically it means Budvar comes from Budweis (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, May 22, 11:09:11
        
        Called Budweiser Budvar, int it? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 11:06:35
        
        Actually, it's Budweiser Budvar (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, May 22, 11:05:55
        
        Budweiser is the most disgusting shite I have ever tasted. (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 11:03:08
    - Stoopish's uncle was Argentinian (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 10:54:25
      - Wasn't he on the Titanic whan Thatcher sank it? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 10:55:29
        
        No, he was on Thatcher when The Titanic came out (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 11:08:08
        
        you've ruined that film for me now... (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 11:02:49
        
        Yeah something like that (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 10:57:00
- I like Tevez. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 10:49:54
  - I like Joe Cole, he can produce magic moments (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 11:05:03
  - Joe Cole's a terrible diver, though, AB (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 11:00:40
  - Yep, me too. When I say like, (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 10:51:28
  - Too many toos. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 10:50:04
    - I too like Jew Kewl too (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 10:51:34
      - Rather unconventionally, I like Drogba. (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 10:53:09
        
        I think he is a good player, but a twat (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 10:53:56
        
        i'd say the same about Joke Hole (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 11:01:52
- his goals have won them the premier league as much as ronaldo's (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, May 22, 10:45:55
- I like Tevez (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 10:45:07
Pre-match last night, Stan Collymore on Five Live was talking about "dotting the tees and (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 10:18:49
- Is he a c**t? I've lost track of who is and who isn't (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 10:21:41
  - There's a list as long as your arm about his behaviour as a player (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 10:23:02
    - Ah, thanks. I feel I'm becoming much better informed on these (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 10:27:34
      - His wiki is nicely selective, almost as if he monitors what goes on it (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 10:34:52
- surely he meant dogging the i's (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, May 22, 10:20:34
  - And twatting women in the face with the t's. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 22, 10:21:33
    - ...whilst shouting either Ulrika or Eureka (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, May 22, 10:24:03
      - He shouts Eureka! when he's Dogging.. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 22, 10:26:01
        
        pump surely? (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, May 22, 10:27:04
        
        nah he shouts pump when he's setting off fire extinguishers (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 10:38:10
        
        Nah, you're alright. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, May 22, 10:28:01
- haha, another prick who ruined his own career (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 10:20:18
  - yeah, that's almost as funny as laughing at Prescott claiming to have bulimia... (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 10:58:58
    - hahaha, I love this straw clutching (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 11:30:12
      - just pointing out your hypocrisy pants... (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 11:34:17
        
        Not the same though (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 11:37:56
        
        imo they're both cunts (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 11:42:57
        
        ^^^should say (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 11:44:53
        
        I'm someone who thinks either good or bad about Stephen Fry (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 11:48:16
        
        that's not answering the question... (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 11:57:25
        
        Ok, I don't really like stephen fry (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 12:19:42
        
        do you have this problem with all people who are clinically depressed then? (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 22, 13:07:21
        
        How do you know Collymore wasn't clinically depressed... (Other Football) - Brom, May 22, 11:40:03
    - not entirely though (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, May 22, 11:03:16
  - His career was ended by a bout of clinical depression which I think he still struggles (Other Football) - Snakey, May 22, 10:24:51
    - I bet arseholes like me texting Five Live to say "Collymore you thick twat" dunt help much (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 10:27:40
    - I got the feeling it's because he walked out on Oviedo and he was banned (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 22, 10:27:18
    - It didnt stop me...oh hang on (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, May 22, 10:26:16
  - Nothing to do with being severely mentally ill, then? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, May 22, 10:22:23
    - Oi, stop splitting hairs. You can't let things like (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 10:28:55
  - I wouldn't let that c**t order a coffee for me (Other Football) - Buckscanary, May 22, 10:21:41
  - couldnt agree more, cant believe him and claridge get paid to talk (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, May 22, 10:21:26
  - very good pundit (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 22, 10:21:02
Clive Tydlesley must be pleased (Other Football) - south, May 22, 09:27:56
- Fear of Clive Tiddlesley made me watch the game on Sky and have to put up with Andy Gre/ay (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 10:17:23
- agreed (Other Football) - Tony Martin, May 22, 09:52:45
People who "piss themselves laughing" because someone misses a pen (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 09:24:20
- I laughed myself pissing the other day (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, May 22, 09:33:01
- Dunno about others but it was the manner of ronaldo's miss that made me laugh (Other Football) - megson, May 22, 09:31:35
  - He bottled it (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, May 22, 12:40:46
  - He was shitting it, having missed one against Barca, he didnt (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 22, 09:37:19
  - But did you REALLY laugh?? (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 09:36:55
    - I did. I did a big "HA!" when Ronaldo missed and a good 10 second "hahahahahaha" (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 10:13:55
      - Blimey (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 10:23:05
    - I chuckled (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 09:47:31
      - I just thought (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 09:52:55
        
        I just thought (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 09:54:52
        
        Yup. Pretty much what I was thinking. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 09:59:11
    - i did a little jig in the street (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 22, 09:38:56
      - Now that I CAN believe ;-) (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 09:44:09
  - i don't think he was trying to be cocky at all (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 22, 09:34:51
    - I'd hardly call it a delay. (Other Football) - sheffieldcanary, May 22, 11:25:40
    - mmm. Gave Ronaldo a massive advantage last night. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 09:43:29
      - yeah great response (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 22, 09:47:13
        
        Actually I think you're pretty much completely wrong on this (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 09:50:43
        
        ...... (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 22, 09:53:25
        
        cheer up. Expect you'll win an argument some other time. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 09:55:14
        
        1-0 SCC (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 22, 09:56:42
- or get it out more (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 22, 09:26:12
Didier Drogbas (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 09:02:12
- John Terry (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 09:02:22
  - I was fence sitting all night till ronaldo missed his pen (Other Football) - megson, May 22, 09:05:19
    - oh and was kind of pleased for Scholes. (Other Football) - megson, May 22, 09:06:25
There was only about 4 players who didn't deserve to get at least booked last night (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 22, 08:52:14
- Most elbowtastic game I can remember watching. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 09:02:50
- From where I was watching, Makelele was about the worst I thought (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 22, 08:54:38
  - yeh - Makelele was the worst (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 22, 08:59:05
    - I love Makelele (Other Football) - Old Git, May 22, 09:56:50
      - Didn't we have our own version a couple of seasons ago? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 22, 10:03:41
- Too much bitterness and nastiness in the world. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, May 22, 08:53:26
  - indeed (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 22, 08:57:56
    - lol (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 22, 09:11:54
Man Ure or Chelski? (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 21, 17:12:33
- "that night in barcelona" (Other Football) - pants, May 21, 18:23:10
  - for once i agree with you pal!! (Other Football) - Rofl_Harris, May 21, 18:31:51
- Anyone but United (Other Football) - Cannydc, May 21, 18:11:28
- I hate Chelsea and I want them to lose (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, May 21, 18:02:10
- Graham (n/m) (Other Football) - Graham Nine, May 21, 17:54:19
- Even for this alone, it has to be Chelsea (Other Football) - pants, May 21, 17:49:27
  - he's the main reason I want Utd to win really (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, May 21, 17:53:31
    - I only enjoy watching him when a ref is up to speed with his antics (Other Football) - pants, May 21, 17:59:29
      - unlike Drogba (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 22, 08:23:56
  - that is a classic pic, you cant help but laugh! (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, May 21, 17:51:16
    - Great to know a good ref is on in the champs final though, not some bottling cunt (Other Football) - pants, May 21, 17:57:17
- United, only because i know a few genuine united fans (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, May 21, 17:36:07
  - Yeah...dancing in the streets of Yarmouth (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, May 21, 17:45:03
    - actually one's a season ticket holder, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, May 21, 17:50:31
      - I know a couple too actually (Other Football) - pants, May 21, 18:19:28
      - Why not support his local team...oh hang on (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, May 21, 17:56:54
        
        glad I don't (Other Football) - pants, May 21, 18:57:17
        
        On that basis i should be supporting Liverpool or Everton. (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, May 21, 17:58:38
        
        or out thieving (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, May 21, 18:07:18
        
        or selling drugs to primary school kids (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, May 21, 18:57:50
        
        or shooting people in tesco car park (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, May 21, 22:49:45
  - Ha . Man U for me. Mainly because the only Chelsea 'fan' I know is a complete arsehole (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, May 21, 17:41:42
  - although i'd love to see Ronaldo cry again. (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, May 21, 17:39:23
- Chelsea. Only because their supporters would be slightly less unbearable if they won. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, May 21, 17:33:29
- Man U. I really hate Chelsea (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, May 21, 17:26:46
- Was already supporting ManYoo, but those reasons make it even more obviously (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 17:21:27
  - ^^^ I agree with him, apart from the "really looking forward to it" bit. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 17:24:31
- man u for me, at least they play exciting footy, chelsea are dull. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, May 21, 17:16:55
- "Chelski" - soooo last century!! (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 21, 17:13:35
  - It should be Chelskov anyway. (Other Football) - Arganth, May 21, 17:34:30
    - yeah cos skov sounds just like sea dunt it... (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 21, 17:42:34
  - ok... (Other Football) - blindasabat, May 21, 17:22:06
    - Good (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 21, 17:22:53
    - ha ha (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 17:22:28
I think we should sign this bloke (NCFC) - Small, May 21, 15:02:27
- Leeds have nabbed one of swans players today (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:31:50
  - has been awesome past couple of years in League One (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 21, 16:47:12
- I've got many. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 21, 15:03:49
  - That: ^ Should be underneath. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 21, 15:04:46
- I'd get a shirt with monk on the back, would you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:03:10
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 15:30:03
  - I know someone who would (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, May 21, 15:05:11
    - I'd even get Monk on my shorts. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 21, 15:06:33
      - so much in common with XXL (NCFC) - camcan, May 21, 15:07:21
        
        Fortunately, our Garry doesn't go for the whole Shirt/Shorts/Sock combo (NCFC) - Small, May 21, 15:10:38
        
        He's got the slippers and duvet cover though (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 15:13:00
        
        I've got two lovely Dion mugs too. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 21, 15:16:18
        
        Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, May 21, 15:07:47
  - He'd always have to start on the bench though (NCFC) - camcan, May 21, 15:04:23
    - you really don't want to do that (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 15:07:08
      - obviously I wouldn't in fact (NCFC) - camcan, May 21, 15:08:19
ROLF... (General Chat) - Brom, May 21, 14:42:36
- And as appears to have been removed already (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 21, 14:43:08
  - What was done to it? I couldn't find anything (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:44:16
  - What was done to it? I couldn't find anything (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:44:06
    - It said you were still a virgin (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 21, 14:44:40
      - ^^^^^ truth^^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - keith spanky, May 21, 14:50:22
      - Here (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 14:46:28
        
        A Tiscali customer, possibly near Oxford... (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 21, 14:51:40
        
        well outed (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 14:54:10
        
        thebigfeller was in Oxfordshire i think... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 14:53:27
        
        Doesn't mean anything though does it? Ours comes up as London. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 15:04:33
        
        i didn't realise we worked together Malks, wherebouts you sit? (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 15:13:12
        
        this might be a bit pens for me, I didn't understand of what you just spake. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 15:16:26
        
        i just did a (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 15:20:26
        
        ok (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 15:22:59
        
        "Ours comes up as London" (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 15:25:55
        
        Oh, do you sit in London? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 15:28:08
        
        sometimes (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 15:29:48
        
        me too - when I go there. If I go in The Ship on Wardour Street, I sit. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 15:32:29
        
        Buckscanary (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:53:14
        
        hahahah (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:47:10
        
        ^^^ Only laughing to fit in with the crowd. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:51:50
        
        I think Robert is/has been in a regular relationship for some while now (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 14:55:53
        
        I think OG is talking crap (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:57:20
        
        Yeah, I too thought that PK had moved to York some while ago. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:57:18
        
        I think (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 14:56:53
        
        I think Camcan is right (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:57:31
        
        I was literally laughing (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:52:40
      - I blame OG (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:45:55
        
        Look, it's not MY fault you haven't pulled (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 14:47:23
        
        Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 21, 14:49:01
Speaking of drink combinations (as someone was below), (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 14:30:52
- Guinness and port is nice (n/m) (General Chat) - meeky, May 21, 14:40:53
- Guinness is shit (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:31:06
  - Once again, (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 14:31:58
    - he is very wrong (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 14:43:49
    - It tastes horrible (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:32:25
      - You'd like it if you ask for blackcurrent in it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 14:34:08
    - Like giving birth to Frank Bruno's leg (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 14:32:24
      - left or right...come to that does he even know? (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, May 21, 14:33:17
- I like Guinness and Port (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 14:31:06
  - So do I but certainly not together. (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 14:34:06
    - you mean a clara, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 21, 15:40:50
      - Like shandy, innit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:54:51
        
        yep (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 21, 16:13:56
    - The Belgians drink a 50% beer and coke mixture. Yuck. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 14:40:20
      - They do that in Kenya but (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 14:44:18
      - I've never liked lager or beer really, but I have with coke (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 14:42:50
        
        ^^^^^ this post on the wrath? (General Chat) - megson, May 21, 14:45:16
        
        dunt mind (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 14:48:48
        
        Why would other people drinking cider make you switch to shandy? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 21, 14:50:36
        
        They don't (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 14:51:06
        
        Bet you like Babycham too (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 14:49:49
        
        I'll be in the Derry later (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:49:43
        
        I'm not allowed to drink at the moment (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 14:52:08
        
        Has the pain in your left side been diagnosed then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 14:56:39
        
        nay (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 14:59:11
        
        Pain in the left side + told to stop drinking = (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:58:29
        
        Dr Arizona Bay needs another go at the anatomy exam (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 15:02:06
        
        isn't it on the other side though? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 14:59:42
        
        look in the mirror (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 15:01:32
        
        I'll let you into a secret. I'm not really a doctor. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:01:20
        
        As any boxer or even fight fan will tell you (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 15:02:46
        
        Fuck me, you're right as well. On the right, coming over to the middle. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:02:40
        
        hahahaha (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 15:02:34
        
        lol at fanny tea (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 15:11:47
        
        I'm on real tea these days. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:14:02
        
        Blimey AB. First a potato, now caffeinated tea. You're killing yourself slowly, you know. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 15:23:39
        
        Don't start, I know, I know. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:28:53
        
        Kidney (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 15:02:22
        
        One on each side? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:04:33
        
        Well yeah but if one hurt, it doesn't mean they both will! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 16:05:05
        
        hurts. One bleddy weekend in Norfolk av rewunned moi English agin. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 16:06:01
        
        haha (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 15:05:54
        
        My brother had a minor hernia. Needed an operation to mend it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:08:31
        
        rofl (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 15:10:56
        
        They don't HAVE to go in through the top of the thigh, it depends (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:12:54
        
        HURRAH! My faith in my human anatomy knowledge is restored. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 15:05:19
        
        Coke is vile!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 14:44:41
  - Port is nice (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:31:33
You'd think the editor of a newspaper (General Chat) - duke of york, May 21, 14:06:52
- dewwing-do ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 14:11:34
- an award-winning newspaper (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 14:09:38
- I am the editor of a newspaper (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:07:59
  - I didn't finish the article as my cod was in the way (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, May 21, 14:21:51
  - York Vision (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:10:33
    - that's not a newspaper (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 21, 14:11:39
      - Vision is the current Guardian student newspaper of the year (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:16:41
        
        Your mission (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 14:18:07
        
        No way (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:19:41
        
        double-negativetastic (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 14:46:50
        
        yes but they won't be mystery millionaire magnates (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 14:22:18
        
        True (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:25:50
        
        seriously (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 14:27:08
        
        Sounds a decent idea (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:28:43
        
        doesn't have to be too troublesome (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 14:30:10
        
        Well it'll go down well on here then! (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:30:51
        
        Would be better off getting an exclusive with Hucks (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 14:27:39
        
        Not going to happen, unfortunately (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:29:17
        
        NOt up to him any more though is it? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:30:22
        
        too easy (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 14:29:01
        
        Dion would be decent (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:30:03
        
        Or Chris Martin. You don't have to mention it's the nobody Chris Martin from Norwich (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 14:31:51
        
        Nope (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:32:57
        
        How does Gwyneth cope now that she can't drink in Waveney? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 14:32:39
        
        she comes round mine, and leaves Chris at home. (General Chat) - megson, May 21, 14:40:24
  - Today? (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, May 21, 14:08:40
  - good point (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 21, 14:08:27
    - Put it this way (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:17:15
      - no you probably wouldn't, bit more ambition I would think. (General Chat) - meggers, May 21, 14:21:52
        
        The quality of the writing is better than what you can find in the EDP (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:24:43
        
        yeah, (General Chat) - Dave in France, May 21, 14:33:02
        
        How many times (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:36:31
        
        Research ? Journalists ? Pfft. Can tell you're inexperienced (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 14:27:13
        
        We don't sack people though (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:29:36
        
        'bother' theres a key word. Like all of us i suspect many journo's get 'comfy' (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 21, 14:26:17
        
        the journos o IED's paper do their own washing too (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 14:28:03
        
        Probably (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:26:54
    - He shoots, he scores! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 14:14:42
    - arrows. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:13:39
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - meggers, May 21, 14:12:18
    - lolpy (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:10:43
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 14:10:24
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, May 21, 14:09:40
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 21, 14:09:24
- Steve inholland changed vocation? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 21, 14:07:46
I'm staggered that people don't like champage (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 13:43:31
- I like it if it is free. Not if it is 19 euros a glass and I didn't ask the price first. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 14:01:18
  - ^^^^ Amsterdam stripclubface (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 21, 14:09:04
    - No, gourmetfoodfestivalface, and (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 14:12:35
- Motor racing drivers set the worst possible example by drinking champagne (General Chat) - Buckscanary, May 21, 13:57:06
- Cheap champagne is not worth it (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 13:56:05
  - Indeed. Appellation Controllee and all that. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 21, 13:58:58
  - my DP is 1999 was that a Vintage year and should I drink it? (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 21, 13:58:15
    - Ahem (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 14:02:36
      - well, I learn something every hour. (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 21, 14:04:27
    - what else would you do with it? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 13:58:51
      - Break it over the front of a ship. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:00:35
        
        You could launch an Ipswich fan on their maiden voyage (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 14:01:56
        
        Bad luck if it doesn't break first time. Same for Alaskan crab fishermen leaving port on a (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:01:35
        
        I love the deadliest catch me (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 21, 14:03:40
        
        That's well good, entut. Those boys would tear Chuck Norris limb from limb. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:04:35
        
        great TV (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 21, 14:05:47
      - pour it on the lawn (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 21, 13:59:57
        
        Really small voice: I'll fuggin 'ave yer yer cant. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:01:25
        
        C'Ant (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 21, 14:02:00
        
        Don't lol at your own apostropheisms (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:02:48
        
        when did that law come out? (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 21, 14:07:03
        
        not for me, I'm rubbish at football (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:09:12
        
        Grin Roeder (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 21, 14:10:24
        
        Worth it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:03:33
        
        Roflissimus. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 14:02:44
        
        oh, I didn't know that (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 14:00:37
- if you sprinkle champagne all over your lawn (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 21, 13:53:59
  - And the grass comes up half cut...arfffff (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, May 21, 13:55:13
    - I laughed (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 14:00:29
    - don't be ridiculous (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 21, 13:55:52
- i don't (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 13:51:36
- I don't....... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 21, 13:46:53
  - you do like real ale stuff though (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 13:48:22
    - I like champagne and real ale. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 13:53:08
      - ^^^ I was about to type just the same thing ^^^ (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 13:54:01
      - champagne and guinness? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 13:53:59
        
        that's just a waste of good Guinness (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 13:59:45
    - Ah....... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 21, 13:50:33
      - if it were in Croydon (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 13:53:15
- I've got a bottle of Dom Perignon for my birthday (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 21, 13:46:33
- Nothing to not like. It's just bland, like lemonade. (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 13:46:33
  - Lemonade is not bland. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 21, 13:48:14
- Why though? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 13:45:41
  - Pork Chops (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 21, 13:48:15
  - Plutonium, (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 13:47:33
    - Goodo - see, I like that. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 13:48:38
      - It's excellent for putting on your roses. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 13:51:07
  - I just thought that everybody liked champagne (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 13:47:15
    - Actualy lol (or snigger) in a TMS "can't get his leg over" kind of way (n/m) (General Chat) - meggers, May 21, 14:11:09
    - Surprised there was room (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 13:57:24
    - Good Lord (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 13:56:37
    - Didn't really think that one through either eh. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, May 21, 13:50:38
      - She's had one too many champers:-) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 13:52:19
- n (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, May 21, 13:45:11
  - racist (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 13:46:01
  - I have a very dodgy keyboard (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 13:45:59
- Same here... (General Chat) - Dog, May 21, 13:44:48
More top offerings from Nigel Pickover (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 13:21:59
- You have to realise though, that it is aimed at people like this: (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 13:29:54
  - NSFW (General Chat) - Tomblander, May 21, 13:32:14
- That fourth one. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 13:25:57
  - STOP (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 13:27:39
  - "daring-do". Love it (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 13:26:50
    - Especially as its derring-do.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 21, 13:32:33
      - Is it really ? Gosh, thanks (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 13:33:58
- I'd love to see paper swoop. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, May 21, 13:25:14
- Nigel and Marcus (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 13:24:03
- it's gotta be a piss take article (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 21, 13:23:24
  - but done extremely badly. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 13:26:19
Blinders! (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 13:09:15
- Have you joined yet OG? Christ, (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 13:14:11
  - Gosh (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 13:15:51
    - It's quite good fun to start with (General Chat) - Small, May 21, 13:23:43
    - I wouldn't bother. You have to join to see what all the fuss (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 13:18:27
      - champagne is shit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 13:19:51
        
        Precisely (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 13:21:01
    - Do you want to have a series of one-night stands? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 13:16:41
      - Certainly not (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 13:17:22
        
        Only trying to be helpful. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 13:17:51
- btw (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 13:10:44
  - Would have been 4 but I had to (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 13:15:18
    - That's what I find it useful for..... (General Chat) - Small, May 21, 13:18:51
      - I do worry though about the proliferation of phots on tinternet. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 13:20:38
        
        and photos, come to that (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 13:21:55
        
        just keep your clothes on and you'll be fine... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 13:27:35
  - at least three of us then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 13:12:35
    - Yes - band of facebook-free brothers (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 13:13:17
      - I thought you were a social network guru. (General Chat) - CB41, May 21, 13:16:06
      - Cammers, you are a modern media woman (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 13:14:55
        
        I am just focused on knowledge and business targets... (General Chat) - camcan, May 21, 13:18:29
        
        Make that "The Gang of Four" (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, May 21, 13:15:49
- More of a fibreglass sheen than that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 13:09:54
  - Oh. Blinders! (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 13:15:10
    - ... (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 13:26:21
      - Oi can't see that, can oi? (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 13:29:43
        
        best you sign up then... (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 13:33:45
  - yes (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 13:11:20
The "hard-hitting" interview in full... (NCFC) - Ralph, May 21, 12:34:57
- It was written by Marcus Evans' PR Dept (NCFC) - KentonCanary, May 21, 13:16:17
- Dear oh dear (NCFC) - camcan, May 21, 13:07:53
  - Phoooarrr (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 13:33:09
  - I lasted two twiddles of the scroll wheel before giving up. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 13:08:47
    - It was a bit rick waghorn wasn't it (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 13:11:34
    - "a stylish, driven, hungry individual who attacks knowledge and business targets (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 13:11:15
      - nicking ied poems (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 13:12:18
        
        ha ha. I thought exactly that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 13:13:24
        
        Good spot, boys (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 13:16:54
    - you really didn't miss anything (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 21, 13:10:23
      - and that sort of creepy feeling (NCFC) - camcan, May 21, 13:11:59
      - Haven't had it yet. Jacket tater and low-fat cottage cheese. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 13:11:04
        
        Think Nigel Pickover might have produced (NCFC) - camcan, May 21, 13:12:39
        
        Bit carb heavy for you (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 13:12:07
        
        Oh I don't know, carbs, but plenty of protein in the cheese (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 13:24:24
        
        he's about to say that he's going for a run tonight (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 21, 13:13:55
- How to say nothing in oodles of words. (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 21, 13:06:32
- Possibly the most cringing, sycophantic piece of journalism I have ever read (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 21, 12:52:07
- You can't take that interview seriously! (NCFC) - pieman63, May 21, 12:50:00
- he's obviously very good at soundbites (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 21, 12:49:11
- Has he actually been quoted as saying anything yet?! (NCFC) - Declan, May 21, 12:48:29
  - Its all interest for Evans (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 21, 12:56:06
- so where's the bit where he asks him some questions and gets some answers? (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 21, 12:44:22
  - It's all about knowing your audience (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 21, 12:46:50
- Did he ask him if he knew where the ground is (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 21, 12:41:52
- "£200million according to the latest Sunday Times Rich List" (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 12:41:10
  - He is almost as secretive as the 10,000 who don't turn up to fill their 'stadium' (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 21, 12:44:04
    - rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 12:49:15
      - F**king zombies (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 21, 12:56:55
- what a bunch of cunts (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 21, 12:40:16
- I think Nigel Pickover sprayed his shorts at least 4 times during the interview itself (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, May 21, 12:38:44
Tuds looks like he's had a hard life in the last-but-one photo on Kings group thing (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, May 21, 12:10:58
- I was talking briefly to the chap in the middle of this one: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 12:18:58
  - You've got a facebook? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 12:20:26
    - unfortunately yes of late (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 12:27:06
      - haha, after all you've bleated on about social networking (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 21, 12:28:15
        
        to be fair, i did too but finally crumbled. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, May 21, 12:28:49
        
        I still think it is ridiculous but have friends in the UK who never email, yet (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 12:31:16
        
        speaking of funny looking Wrathers... (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 12:36:08
        
        If you don't mind me saying, you look like a fibreglass caveman. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 12:38:57
        
        He does, he looks just like a fibreglass caveman. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 13:02:04
        
        ug (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 13:06:03
        
        i do a little bit (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 12:46:06
        
        Am I the only one to think D&C looks like Liv Tyler (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, May 21, 12:49:34
        
        yes, but I know what you mean (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 13:05:02
        
        What a marvellous simile (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 12:40:55
        
        how on earth did you ever manage to register on here? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 12:48:11
        
        That was easy (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 12:51:10
        
        not if you don't want to (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 21, 12:56:28
        
        you CAN but you don't have to. Its a simple form to register. (General Chat) - megson, May 21, 12:56:01
        
        Oh (General Chat) - Old Git, May 21, 12:58:00
        
        Don't do it man.....It's all a mahoosive plot (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, May 21, 13:10:24
        
        But I still wish I'd thought of it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 12:31:30
        
        I did think of it but just forgot to say (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 21, 12:33:31
        
        that has happened to me so often. So far I have failed to invent: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 12:36:54
        
        Oh yeah, and EBay (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 12:38:51
Looking forward to watching what happens when Joey Barton bends over in the prison showers (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 21, 11:44:34
- We won't see it, unless we get sent to the Big House too. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 11:51:30
- Carry your 'bag' Joey? (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, May 21, 11:50:12
- Your soap Joey Honey? (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, May 21, 11:49:06
- None of us will be there to see it (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, May 21, 11:48:49
- ? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, May 21, 11:46:15
Nigel Cassidy (NCFC) - Mr Creosote, May 21, 11:15:18
- Er - what famous boycotted game? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, May 21, 11:44:49
- Didn't he play the violin and support Villa ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 11:19:52
  - That was Nigel Kennedy clogfuck. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 11:21:24
    - We arrived about 7.41pm by the way (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 11:22:52
    - Was that D&C ? Probably then. Got served by 2 bints. Blonde was quite fit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 11:22:35
      - well, (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 11:43:11
        
        Is she dressed as a she-devil usually? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, May 21, 12:20:29
        
        nah - that's Toni (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 12:23:35
        
        She would probably remember me as I got confused and tried to pay with Euros (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 12:27:31
        
        Have you got a link to the facebook thingy please? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, May 21, 12:01:36
        
        Go to facebook. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 12:02:27
        
        < > (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 12:20:30
        
        Well blow me down... (NCFC) - Brom, May 21, 12:05:23
        
        Then I was served by D&C a couple of times. Rather polite considering! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 11:46:18
        
        probably because she didn't know who you were (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 11:46:54
        
        lollipops (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 21, 12:17:11
      - that was Rhydian (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 21, 11:34:52
        
        twit (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 11:36:36
        
        Is everyone so negative about Rhydians because he looks like Val Kilmer as Iceman out of T (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 11:38:09
        
        I don't know. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 11:42:00
  - No... that was Alan Kennedy (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 21, 11:20:59
I have asigned ball is it worth much? (NCFC) - harry boulders, May 21, 11:13:21
- I have a siged ball too, from 88/89, but it's flat (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 11:15:18
  - Is it as deflated as Huckerby? (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 21, 11:24:51
    - I haven't tried blowing him (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 11:25:28
  - Fill it up with air (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 11:22:20
    - It goes down afterwards (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 11:23:19
      - Do some twist mixture over the hole (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 11:31:24
        
        Wot's taht? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 21, 11:38:36
        
        Have you never made twists? Flour, water, sugar - mix up into dough, twist round a stick (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 11:41:41
        
        try it with nutella (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 21, 11:50:00
        
        ... (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 11:55:42
        
        cheers (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 21, 12:06:24
        
        Alternative - Savoury Twists (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 21, 11:45:03
        
        Just use beaten egg with a little flour to "glue" sheets of regualt foil together. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 11:52:43
        
        ^^^ No. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 11:54:51
        
        sounds delicious (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 21, 11:51:32
        
        <---- Here instead. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 11:55:20
        
        do the London Marathon (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, May 21, 11:53:00
        
        i love it when a plan comes together (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 21, 11:53:25
        
        yum - going to do about 20 of those instead (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 11:46:16
        
        We want to go camping this year, but don't know where to go. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 11:43:07
        
        Do that UFO orchard one I sent you - we'll meet up and do a can of beer. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 11:43:53
        
        Yep, I fancy that one. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 11:50:18
        
        do it in the woods, away from the tent, but near loads of wood (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 11:52:25
        
        I very often do have to though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 11:53:41
        
        ok - I'll do the fire then (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 11:57:08
        
        And I have to find out if I can pitch our mahoosive tent on my own. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 11:58:03
        
        On your own? Mrs AB could hold the odd pole could she not? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 12:02:19
        
        double yet (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 21, 12:07:13
        
        She can but "I might break a nail." and I start getting a bit ratty if I can't do stuff. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 12:03:29
        
        lolffle (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 12:04:55
        
        It's OK though, my brother has pitched my tent on his own (I wunt there) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 12:07:35
        
        Blimey - does that apply to the Indiana as well? Any tips most welcome. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 12:30:01
        
        I don't know. If there's more than one of you then the pitching instructions are fine for (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 21, 12:56:37
        
        and a bbq (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 11:44:16