less than that - I drowned in a teaspoon of water once.

When we were little we used to build platforms of at least three feet high over our paddling pool and replicate the antics of those chaps in stripey bathing suits who used to belly flop into an inch of water from two thousand feet.

Jeremy Butcher squashed his cock flat.

Posted By: malkybarkid on May 23rd 2008 at 12:13:07

Message Thread

Crazy, crazy dude (General Chat) - Old Git, May 23, 11:44:22
- Why are there 2 pictures of him in the air, but not one of him hanging on the other side? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 23, 12:19:40
  - That's what picture 4 is, isn't it? The landing? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 12:21:00
    - Not really. Another thing... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 23, 12:25:15
      - Ha ha. Splendid. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 12:28:18
      - Maybe he's made out of the some stuff as that flag on the moon (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:26:06
        
        If you look very carefully (General Chat) - Old Git, May 23, 12:28:22
        
        I saw that but didn't want to say in case anyone thought I was a fruit and nutcase (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:29:38
        
        That ship's already sailed, I'm afraid. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 23, 12:30:58
        
        roflent (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 12:44:22
        
        oh (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:31:25
    - But there aren't any of him getting back! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 23, 12:22:47
      - Perhaps the photographer got bored. Or the "burst" function thing on his camera only does (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 12:27:40
      - pictures 2-4 are him getting back (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 12:25:41
    - It might be about 6 hours after the landing - he probably stayed like that for at least (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:22:07
      - Like that boy of the advert who climbs up rock faces with his chin. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 12:23:19
        
        Hint sinut. Has he got chalk and suckers on 'is cheen? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:24:36
        
        I think the man, not the climber, might be mexican. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 12:42:16
- So is this guy ... (General Chat) - meeky, May 23, 12:02:35
- Nutter...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 23, 11:55:54
  - Look at picture 5, he would have fallen about 10 feet and chafed his knee. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:09:07
    - If he'd landed on the tiny ridge that was 10 foot down (General Chat) - Old Git, May 23, 12:17:45
    - You can drown in three inches of water. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 12:11:02
      - less than that - I drowned in a teaspoon of water once. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:13:07
        
        You just don't see that so much these days. (General Chat) - tudders, May 23, 12:15:29
        
        a blow job would've sorted that out (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 12:14:16
        
        Good Lord, it was in about 1972. I wasn't old enough to know what one was, let alone (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:15:14
        
        perhaps a nurse could've administered one then (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, May 23, 12:16:48
        
        Perhaps - that would have been good. It was when nurses still wore stockings and sexy (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 23, 12:19:44
  - He wunt be going that quick. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 12:05:25
    - I dint allow for air...... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, May 23, 12:09:15
      - Frictionless surfaces, vacuums, appliedmathstastic. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 23, 12:19:27
- Faked? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 23, 11:54:04
  - shot 5 shows the full story - still... :S (General Chat) - phrankin, May 23, 11:56:37

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