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Merry Christmas from Farmfoods... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 21, 08:49:12
- proper rofl at that (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Dec 21, 11:13:23
- Feeed the worrrlld 🌍 let them know it’s Christmas time 🎶 🎼 🎵 (n/m) (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Dec 21, 10:39:00
- Reminds me of Vic & Bob's Coldland Skit (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Dec 21, 09:31:12
- Reminds me of MBKs lunch posts (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 21, 09:27:36
- Nugget butter.💚💛 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 21, 09:21:25
- This week, I will mostly be having for lunch, something from that video (n/m) (General Chat) - NorskyNormann, Dec 21, 08:56:52
- I've already got a smooth Norfolk ring. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Dec 21, 08:53:31
  - Bleached too? (n/m) (General Chat) - Captain Bligh, Dec 21, 10:19:33
You can download your covid pass as a PDF (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 20, 17:27:30
- Technically you can upload a PDF if you edit the form HTML (NCFC) - Ben, Dec 20, 23:13:27
- and they know it because... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Dec 20, 18:22:21
- Just do a lateral flow test and show them the email. (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Dec 20, 17:57:15
- Will we be playing? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Dec 20, 17:52:31
  - According to the meeting today - yes (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 20, 17:54:55
Salah gonna get away with handball? (n/m) (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Dec 19, 18:01:13
- I don't remember football ever being this confusing (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 19, 18:02:45
  - It isn’t (Other Football) - SCC 28, Dec 19, 18:04:49
- looooool, prem is such a joke (n/m) (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Dec 19, 18:02:08
- VAR offline making a cup of tea (Other Football) - inutero, Dec 19, 18:01:57
  - The yanks are taking over with this forced entertainment (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Dec 19, 18:02:59
- Law was changed after everyone complained last season (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Dec 19, 18:01:50
  - Everyone complained you can't get away with handball anymore? (n/m) (Other Football) - Lentil Weaver, Dec 19, 18:12:00
    - Accidental handball was seeing goals disallowed (Other Football) - SCC 28, Dec 19, 18:14:05
      - Don’t remember anyone complaining about that. Any handball in the lead up to a goal should (Other Football) - Jim, Dec 19, 20:28:44
      - Same happened with palace recently (Other Football) - SCC 28, Dec 19, 18:14:58
Keiffer Moore (NCFC) - Daniel the Stallion, Dec 15, 13:27:57
- Keiffer Richards (NCFC) - usacanary, Dec 15, 14:00:22
- 24 (n/m) (NCFC) - Worthing Yellow, Dec 15, 13:59:59
- Rather have Striptease era Demi Moore (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 15, 13:56:46
- Moore-ry Povich (NCFC) - usacanary, Dec 15, 13:56:21
- If 2021 has taught us anything its that...... (NCFC) - usacanary, Dec 15, 13:54:54
- Julienne Moore (n/m) (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Dec 15, 13:54:22
- Rodger Moore (n/m) (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Dec 15, 13:53:30
- Bobby Moore. Handbags (n/m) (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Dec 15, 13:41:37
- Patrick Moore (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Dec 15, 13:30:04
  - Would rather have Patrick Swayze (n/m) (NCFC) - Legacy Fan, Dec 15, 13:30:54
Still pissed off we were made to play last night … (NCFC) - loz, Dec 15, 10:58:25
- I think the issue was our “cases” did not have positive test results just symptoms (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 15, 11:24:40
  - This (NCFC) - Steven_P_Morrissey, Dec 15, 11:47:10
  - Even worse really because having someone like Dimi … (NCFC) - loz, Dec 15, 11:26:48
    - Smith’s interview seemed to suggest those players with symptoms were not in squad (n/m) (NCFC) - thirsty work, Dec 15, 11:44:08
      - He said Dimi was feeling Ill yet took his place on the bench (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Dec 15, 11:51:38
      - Well you are ‘meant’ to self-isolate until clear, so… (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Dec 15, 11:45:54
    - If Dimi was a covid case he wouldn’t have been on the bench (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Dec 15, 11:30:09
      - Had symptoms but negative test (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Dec 15, 11:51:57
        
        Then it’s not a covid case then! (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Dec 15, 11:59:52
        
        May well be soon and he’s been sat in same dressing room (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Dec 15, 12:24:26
- Only affected the bench (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 15, 11:21:00
  - Sargent and Rupp the only ones missing from Man U (NCFC) - jamesward, Dec 15, 11:22:19
    - And PLM (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Dec 15, 11:24:38
      - Yes, meant starters (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Dec 15, 11:25:05
        
        Sarg and rupp were both massive misses … (NCFC) - loz, Dec 15, 11:27:28
- Not really, we had 2 positive cases (n/m) (NCFC) - NxNW, Dec 15, 11:19:10
  - And several more with symptoms acc to Smith (NCFC) - Garboldisham, Dec 15, 11:23:16
    - Yes, but despite having symptoms they'd tested negative (n/m) (NCFC) - NxNW, Dec 15, 12:38:56
- I can see Saturday being written off given the reported spread (NCFC) - MonkeyPuzzle, Dec 15, 11:03:15
Last night needs some perspective, we had so many players missing. (NCFC) - DH Yellow, Dec 15, 06:57:15
- Rashica as well. Missing half our first team (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Dec 15, 07:11:23
- Agreed. Lots of overreaching analysis of what it says about summer recruitment last. Odd. (n/m) (NCFC) - Verity Lines, Dec 15, 07:03:10
  - Except you can't separate them (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 15, 08:35:38
    - To be fair we had TEN out once Kabak limped off including (NCFC) - Jim, Dec 15, 09:13:53
  - We didn't buy a decent (obviously we can't afford brilliant) big, athletic striker (NCFC) - mr carra, Dec 15, 07:14:40
    - I expect they thought Sargent would be that player (NCFC) - matt in london, Dec 15, 08:53:44
    - Might turn out to be reasonable points but not sure what that's got to do with last night (n/m) (NCFC) - Verity Lines, Dec 15, 08:02:36
      - because it's largely responsible for our style of play (NCFC) - mr carra, Dec 15, 08:17:36
        
        Did you watch the match in Saturday, out of interest? (n/m) (NCFC) - Verity Lines, Dec 15, 08:21:12
        
        Yes (NCFC) - mr carra, Dec 15, 08:28:34
    - Hugill? (n/m) (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Dec 15, 07:32:53
      - Maybe... (NCFC) - mr carra, Dec 15, 07:44:11
        
        I concur (n/m) (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Dec 15, 07:50:37
- Can’t believe I was missing Sargent so much. (n/m) (NCFC) - Biggles, Dec 15, 07:01:50
  - Gives us something different and an out ball. (n/m) (NCFC) - DH Yellow, Dec 15, 07:58:37
  - I agree (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 15, 07:08:02
Jesus bangers at half time. Two halves of hit and hope (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 14, 22:13:45
Some devastating news (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Dec 14, 10:11:11
- And it's goodbye from him (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Dec 14, 11:13:05
Covid presser at 8 apparently (n/m) (Coronavirus) - loz, Dec 12, 17:50:42
- Well that’s a first. How will they get it to speak? (Coronavirus) - Old Man, Dec 12, 19:09:05
- A nation of idiots not wearing masks and ruining everything awaits with baited breath (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Lentil Weaver, Dec 12, 18:29:34
Now Man U have a covid outbreak (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 12, 16:20:11
Commotion in River End upper tier after penalty. (NCFC) - LowestoftBoy, Dec 12, 09:28:19
- If I was a betting man (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 12, 10:51:28
  - There were literally hundreds of them yesterday. I was approached outside the ground… (NCFC) - ChengdeCanary, Dec 12, 11:23:22
- Was Lloyd Cole in the lower? (n/m) (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Dec 12, 10:25:43
Dean’s got a tune out of the team so far (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 11, 20:14:10
- Yeah but it’s a bit like London’s Burning played on a recorder. Sounds good until (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Dec 11, 20:16:52
  - Rolf (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Dec 11, 20:19:01
  - Nothing ever sounds good on a recorder (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 11, 20:18:24
Deans (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 11, 20:12:13
That was a crazy tackle to make (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 10, 21:54:24
How awful! (Other Football) - Duck, Dec 8, 10:26:55
- Must be something about The Valley and away fans singing YNFTWTS (n/m) (Other Football) - NxNW, Dec 8, 11:52:27
- Same old Ipswich. Reliably classless. (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Dec 8, 11:23:08
- It is awful, no footballer deserves such hatred just for not playing well (n/m) (Other Football) - Adster, Dec 8, 11:00:30
  - Ipswich players who don’t play well are my favourite type (n/m) (Other Football) - NorskyNormann, Dec 8, 11:11:08
    - They do provide quite a selection of those (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Dec 8, 11:23:47
      - More than the number of stars they have on their league one shirt (n/m) (Other Football) - NorskyNormann, Dec 8, 11:35:57
    - Exactly, they should be congratulated (n/m) (Other Football) - Adster, Dec 8, 11:12:27
      - Where can we vote for their POTS / MOTMs ? (n/m) (Other Football) - NorskyNormann, Dec 8, 11:35:38
- Classy gents (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 8, 10:57:03
  - ^^^^^ Not fit to wear the shirt ^^^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 8, 10:58:30
    - Haha (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Dec 8, 10:59:28
- I see mark Ashton wasn't there high fiving the fans this time. (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 8, 10:52:11
  - That would’ve been funny (n/m) (Other Football) - NorskyNormann, Dec 8, 11:09:03
- They need to get rid of Evans, that'd sort them out! (n/m) (Other Football) - ihateipswich, Dec 8, 10:39:02
  - And Mick McCarthy (Other Football) - NorskyNormann, Dec 8, 11:05:45
- I don't understand quite why they are so angry after this particular game (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Dec 8, 10:32:47
  - Maybe they hoped it was all Cook’s fault (Other Football) - CWC, Dec 8, 10:44:35
    - Ashton buying players without scouting or any due diligence (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Dec 8, 10:56:57
      - and set to employ ex Arizona United assistant manager Marc Bircham apparently (n/m) (Other Football) - NorskyNormann, Dec 8, 11:08:03
        
        Lol srsly? (Other Football) - Old Man, Dec 8, 11:41:48
        
        Yep. Him and ex Millwall’s Neil Harris (n/m) (Other Football) - NorskyNormann, Dec 8, 11:47:47
  - Apparently some of the players voted for the wrong party (n/m) (Other Football) - Ben, Dec 8, 10:43:24
    - Careful, Ben will delete this (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Dec 8, 10:55:57
      - He's all over anything political today. (n/m) (Other Football) - norwaay, Dec 8, 10:56:40
        
        Indeed. But, "cheese and wine"? How quaintly 70's. Wonder (Other Football) - CB41, Dec 8, 11:07:24
        
        And a bit of Demis Roussos. I like Demis Roussos. Ang likes Demis Roussos (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Dec 8, 11:12:56
        
        It was probably like this, but with more guests (Other Football) - CB41, Dec 8, 11:14:15
        
        Ah, didn't read and take in your message BWOD 😐 (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Dec 8, 11:16:07
        
        I’m picturing it exactly like that 😊 (n/m) (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Dec 8, 11:18:34
        
        … (Other Football) - Bravo win or die, Dec 8, 11:20:39
        
        Great minds and all that. Maybe Boris played Demis (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Dec 8, 11:27:50
        
        Or the simple cocktail sausage. (n/m) (Other Football) - norwaay, Dec 8, 11:11:18
  - They are the canadian pension stakeholders (Other Football) - inutero, Dec 8, 10:41:07
    - well, i didnt know they were canucks (Other Football) - Tombs, Dec 8, 10:43:45
  - Apparently it was a stupendously bad performance. (n/m) (Other Football) - norwaay, Dec 8, 10:33:43
    - Scanning Twitter, sounds like Walton stopped it being at least 5 or 6 (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Dec 8, 10:39:32
      - And he gets shoved by a fan, who I must say (Other Football) - norwaay, Dec 8, 10:54:50
        
        Agent Shakes getting in and among them (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Dec 8, 10:57:03
      - I've followed their Paddy equivalent for a while now. It was exactly that.2-0 really lucky (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Dec 8, 10:52:27
If we gave up the Kabak loan could we go back into the international loan market? (NCFC) - WalksietheReturn, Dec 7, 18:38:23
- You can have as many international loans as you like (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Dec 7, 19:18:55
  - I’m not sure that’s the case. (n/m) (NCFC) - WalksietheReturn, Dec 7, 19:24:43
    - It is, domestic loans are limited (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 7, 19:48:11
      - Yes, overseas loans are treated as short term contracts (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Dec 7, 20:12:13
Best place to get (n/m) (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 6, 12:57:19
- On the arse (Other Football) - Old Man, Dec 6, 21:07:48
- Bristol (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Dec 6, 19:27:42
- This is dynamite (n/m) (Other Football) - APB, Dec 6, 13:00:12
  - Black dynamite? (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 6, 13:10:09
    - "But Black Dynamite - I sell drugs in the community" (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, Dec 6, 15:16:06
      - Or is it base head? (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 6, 15:21:20
        
        Or creamed corn? (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 6, 15:21:52
      - Free base..😄 (n/m) (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 6, 15:19:30
  - AEW Rampage? (n/m) (Other Football) - Steven_P_Morrissey, Dec 6, 13:03:41
We obviously need a striker. Any ideas who we could bring in? (NCFC) - Bonjour, Dec 5, 17:43:52
- Call Dr Mic back from the cold (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Dec 5, 18:26:47
- Elijah Anuoluwapo Oluwaferanmi Oluwatomi Oluwalana Ayomikulehin Adebayo (n/m) (NCFC) - Wild Edric, Dec 5, 17:51:14
  - He could write his own cheque (n/m) (NCFC) - Munich93, Dec 5, 18:25:13
  - Although the Chief did suggest on comms that we need a big old grizzled forward with Prem (NCFC) - Wild Edric, Dec 5, 17:52:41
    - Glen Murray? Yeah, better off recalling Hugill by a mile. Efan don't half talk squit (NCFC) - NJ_Canary, Dec 5, 18:07:43
- We’re not going to have £10m plus without sales (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 5, 17:49:09
- Jordan Hugill (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 5, 17:45:25
  - Whether he’s good enough or not, he’s better than Idah or josh. (NCFC) - DH Yellow, Dec 5, 17:51:51
  - Maybe?! Could be like Aaron Wilbraham was for us! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bonjour, Dec 5, 17:46:25
Stupid idea to sell Max (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Dec 5, 16:27:53
- I thought they shd have done so in the summer (NCFC) - paulg, Dec 5, 17:20:44
- Not if we get a big far worse of cash and have attacking (NCFC) - Steven_P_Morrissey, Dec 5, 16:57:47
  - I’d prefer we sold cantwell given he’s not playing (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Dec 5, 17:13:36
    - £10 and a packet of crisps at the mo (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Dec 5, 17:21:03
  - *fat wodge of cash (n/m) (NCFC) - Steven_P_Morrissey, Dec 5, 16:58:10
- take the cash, switch Williams to the right (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Dec 5, 16:33:50
  - but Dimi can't defend on the left (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Dec 5, 16:35:30
- We'll get more now than in the summer (NCFC) - mr carra, Dec 5, 16:30:09
- He'll be off in the summer regardless (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 5, 16:29:16
I won't have much of a go at Sargent or Idah. (NCFC) - Men without hats, Dec 5, 16:07:33
- No definitely not their fault, Idah was here as a kid but Sargent (NCFC) - littletinyphil, Dec 5, 16:09:33
Signed the wrong Sargent (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 5, 15:46:25
- Bilko ? (n/m) (NCFC) - fareastcanary, Dec 5, 16:21:52
- White meat baby face brutha (n/m) (NCFC) - Steven_P_Morrissey, Dec 5, 15:46:52
NCFC Twitter asks for questions for Neyul (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 3, 12:49:02
- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?? (NCFC) - TheGrump, Dec 3, 16:14:57
- Would you rather kick Stupid Barry in the nuts or bunghole? (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Dec 3, 15:10:35
- We've never won the EPL, and fan input from FB groups is always ignored. Coincidence? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Dec 3, 14:48:31
- Surely (NCFC) - jamesward, Dec 3, 14:48:19
- Why do womens' trousers never have pockets? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Dec 3, 14:46:00
- What's the biggest animal you could kick to death? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Dec 3, 14:37:51
- Would you rather (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Dec 3, 13:36:03
- Why are there no rocks in Bangladesh? (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Dec 3, 13:35:08
- Semi naked and fully erect, or semi erect and fully naked? (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Dec 3, 13:34:35
- Will there ever be a boy born that can swim faster than a shark? (n/m) (NCFC) - AstroCanary, Dec 3, 13:23:23
- OK own up who posted this one? (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Dec 3, 13:17:28
  - Piss, obvs (n/m) (NCFC) - phelans tash, Dec 3, 14:01:52
- would you rather have a large 10 inch long belly button that swayed to music or have (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 3, 12:59:35
- would you rather have telekinesis or telepathy? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 3, 12:57:38
- Will there ever be a boy born, that can swim faster than a shark. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 3, 12:57:05
  - Greenland shark has a top speed of 1.7 mph, so yes (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Dec 3, 14:50:37
    - But they can live for 500 years (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Dec 3, 16:05:53
      - Has anyone ever seen their birth certificate? (n/m) (NCFC) - watfordcanary, Dec 3, 17:05:53
  - haha fuck you beat me to it Dubs! (n/m) (NCFC) - AstroCanary, Dec 3, 13:23:57
    - Heh heh, classic! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Dec 3, 13:24:52
- Dear Neyul, what is your favourite smell? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Dec 3, 12:55:59
- what is the state of agent based modeling and complex system research in computer science? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 3, 12:55:34
- The ‘jobs for the boys one’ was a bit ouch (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Dec 3, 12:54:39
- when can i have a robot butler? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 3, 12:52:51
- why do men have nipples? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 3, 12:52:05
- How do we achieve peace in the Middle East 🤔 (n/m) (NCFC) - Worthing Yellow, Dec 3, 12:51:19
Nice touch for Billy and management team to watch the young lads last night (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Dec 2, 10:24:28
- 👍🙂 (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 2, 10:35:04
- Free buffet (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Dec 2, 10:25:38
  - A dinner? Was Lambert there? (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Dec 2, 11:26:35
    - He was on the radio on Tuesday (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Dec 2, 13:59:32
    - "Don't git fucking meat". (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Dec 2, 11:32:44
      - Lolzaloopa (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Dec 2, 12:34:34
      - Ha ha (NCFC) - APB, Dec 2, 11:43:45
Would Sargent benefit from shaving his head and going full private Pyle (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 1, 12:49:23
- Pyle could get a shot on target though (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Dec 1, 13:12:12
  - Lol (n/m) (General Chat) - MIKEWALKER, Dec 1, 14:00:33
- maybe best kick off with doing one side of his head and see how that works out? (General Chat) - Tombs, Dec 1, 12:59:42
- Agreed. (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Dec 1, 12:59:13
  - Fuck you (n/m) (General Chat) - NxNW, Dec 1, 13:01:37
    - I feel your pain (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Dec 1, 14:08:19
Smith said he should have put Dimi on earlier to have a left footer out wide (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Nov 30, 22:01:40
- Someone below said he'd be great as a wide midfielder in (NCFC) - SeattleSounders, Nov 30, 22:04:09
- Smith also said (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 30, 22:03:52
Given the start to the season (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 30, 21:38:51
- Our next 5 aren't that easy (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 30, 21:40:12
  - Get Rashica as the out ball back and one other attacker stepping up (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Nov 30, 21:43:47
Toon Boardroom "who drank all the sherry? (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 30, 21:17:53
- Nah red wine (n/m) (NCFC) - Biggles, Nov 30, 21:18:24
Hanley header in 89th BMTP (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 30, 21:11:15
- He’s had his one bit of total luck this season (NCFC) - Ben, Nov 30, 21:14:43
Sargent really has zero confidence right now (n/m) (NCFC) - PukkiDooki, Nov 30, 20:43:29
- He's the new Mattias Jonson (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 30, 20:45:37
- Goes with his zero footballing ability (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 30, 20:44:39
- That was a bit pants. But I still believe in him (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 30, 20:44:03
"the heeeeat is on, the heat is on, on the pitch" (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 30, 19:42:31
did the martians beam up our entire squad and reprogrammed them into footballers? (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 27, 18:22:31
- Doleone forgot to update soccerbot to ver 3.1.05 (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 27, 18:36:19
Two games into the new regime and far better (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 27, 17:31:05
- More lost than kamikaze at the end (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 27, 17:35:33
Press news in... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 26, 09:38:06
- 👍💛💚 (n/m) (NCFC) - Worthing Yellow, Nov 26, 12:42:25
- ‘You expect that from American players’ bit stereotypical Dean (n/m) (NCFC) - DH Yellow, Nov 26, 12:27:01
- "Working with 23 players" (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Nov 26, 11:02:57
  - the EDP version is “I've got 23 outfield players..." (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Nov 26, 12:28:48
  - Four have been shot in the face (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 26, 11:19:45
  - Excluding keepers? (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 26, 11:17:06
  - maybe he is a literallati (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 11:08:48
- Ausgezeichn…I mean excellent and thank you (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 26, 10:43:55
- Todd the topic of conversation... nice to see (n/m) (NCFC) - Lager top, Nov 26, 10:30:14
- I do miss reading these in Daniel's melty voice (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 26, 10:20:01
- Cheers (NCFC) - CWC, Nov 26, 10:01:59
- Cheers Dubbers (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 26, 09:46:54
  - off down the caff for an english I reckon, with shakers (NCFC) - paulg, Nov 26, 10:00:39
    - This, definitely. Tuck in while the players are doing their warm up laps of the pitch. (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Nov 26, 10:03:16
      - the question is... (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 10:12:16
        
        None with either - both absolutely horrible (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 26, 11:47:38
        
        HP with bacon baps is a must. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 26, 11:29:00
        
        I Don't know,but it's definitely squeezing out of the side of his mouth with abit of butt (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 26, 10:41:34
        
        Brown with sausages. Red with bacon. (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Nov 26, 10:16:40
        
        I second the motion!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Rombald, Nov 26, 11:30:18
        
        And must never be broken 👍 (n/m) (NCFC) - helvegtheowl, Nov 26, 10:38:42
      - exactly - if they think we're joining in with all that crap (NCFC) - paulg, Nov 26, 10:08:16
        
        vmt (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 10:16:07
- Thanks dubs going to take a while to get used to early starts (NCFC) - pinkney, Nov 26, 09:45:17
- Thanks Dubs! (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Nov 26, 09:44:45
- Short but sweet. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 26, 09:38:52
  - i love DF (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 09:47:35
    - Yes, and the more you speak the more you can leave yourself (NCFC) - jamesward, Nov 26, 09:50:58
      - exactly, keep it simple stupid (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Nov 26, 09:56:14
        
        Jamesward isn’t stupid (n/m) (NCFC) - NorskyNormann, Nov 26, 11:33:59
        
        Hi Jamesward (n/m) (NCFC) - Steven_P_Morrissey, Nov 26, 13:01:42
Worried about the B11529? (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Nov 26, 06:36:28
- Having fun fun fun fun on the A1111 (Other Football) - Ken Breadstick, Nov 26, 09:54:36
- Love shack baaaaaaaaby (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, Nov 26, 08:23:08
- it's a nightmare - got caught out by that last week (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Nov 26, 07:48:31
- Is that the road to Guist? (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 26, 07:19:50
"Accessible for all" (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 23, 19:03:19
I mean,if you were Hawking, wouldn't you invent a time machine before dying? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 22, 17:59:31
- He did, in 50 years time. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Nov 22, 18:51:20
- He's one of those crazy yanks (General Chat) - inutero, Nov 22, 18:38:18
  - Intut. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 22, 18:48:12
- How do you know he didn’t (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Nov 22, 18:07:59
  - Good point tbf. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 22, 18:10:52
    - You fucking scoff but it's because of nerds you have the internet... (General Chat) - usacanary, Nov 22, 22:13:55
I wonder where Smiffy and Shakes are tonight? (NCFC) - Munich93, Nov 20, 19:40:02
- Prince of zeal (n/m) (NCFC) - NorskyNormann, Nov 21, 00:05:20
  - *Wales Road (n/m) (NCFC) - NorskyNormann, Nov 21, 00:06:09
- Captain America's (n/m) (NCFC) - dr fanta, Nov 20, 23:38:37
- Guist (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Nov 20, 20:14:07
- Birmingham most probably.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Saucerer, Nov 20, 20:13:54
- Delias took em to dinner (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 20, 20:09:20
  - Shakey looks like a Buffet maestro... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Nov 20, 21:34:09
- Helped me on kubler ross cycle .. now at acceptance (n/m) (NCFC) - Joe Strimmer, Nov 20, 19:44:36
  - We’re not at the dying stage yet (n/m) (NCFC) - Biggles, Nov 20, 19:54:55
Nice not to see a kamikaze performance for once (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 20, 17:47:15
- I felt that it was actually more kamikaze (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 20, 18:05:52
What on earth makes folk think that today will be any different?? (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 20, 11:00:19
- Doesn’t need to be different as we won last game (n/m) (NCFC) - IG88, Nov 20, 13:26:28
- Gin (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Man, Nov 20, 13:20:47
- The line up, formation, intensity, feel good factor..... (n/m) (NCFC) - seminated_woolly, Nov 20, 13:08:54
- I said this a couple of days ago. We can’t judge Deano on today at all. He needs to see (NCFC) - Biggles, Nov 20, 12:32:09
  - tape from the season to date amply shows our failings! (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Nov 20, 13:32:34
  - Absolutely, but I’m expecting the intensity to be significantly increased (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 20, 12:34:27
- Depends on your view of farke’s tactics I guess (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 20, 12:18:09
  - Need to score 1st. Every time we've done that this season we've won! (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Nov 20, 12:49:06
    - Our dropped points from winning positions stats are the best in the division 😄 (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Nov 20, 12:51:00
      - 😂 (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 20, 12:51:41
- VMT (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Nov 20, 12:10:23
- 100 hand slap and yoga fire (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Nov 20, 11:56:25
- Might be able to make effective substitutes (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Nov 20, 11:46:12
- Keep winning then! (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 20, 11:29:54
- The starting XI. (n/m) (NCFC) - norwaay, Nov 20, 11:14:19
- ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Nov 20, 11:12:49
- He set fire to the colney veggie patch (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 20, 11:12:44
- I'd take the same again..we won 2-1 (n/m) (NCFC) - KevinBond, Nov 20, 11:11:32
  - Yeah, that's true (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Nov 20, 12:32:11
- Be reet (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Nov 20, 11:09:35
- I beg to differ (NCFC) - Munich93, Nov 20, 11:07:58
- Because of reasons, as you should know only too well. (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Nov 20, 11:05:29
- The bounce? Out to impress the manager? Maybe. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 20, 11:02:50
- erm, dead cat bounce? (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Nov 20, 11:01:15
Dean's rocked up to Colney in smart casual (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 17, 12:52:45
- Leather stringback gloves? (NCFC) - Munich93, Nov 17, 12:57:14
Baileys latest article on Smiths approach and what he did during the lockdown period is (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 17, 08:52:53
- apparently he is a great believer in using google (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Nov 17, 15:10:47
- Quick summary? (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Nov 17, 09:23:21
  - Wait a day or too and you can read the Pinkun's re-hash of the same thing (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 17, 10:15:20
  - Apparently he spent it playing FIFA (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 17, 10:03:17
  - Basically that he used the time over the lockdown to analyse everything and (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 17, 09:40:56
    - Cheers, sounds encouraging (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Nov 17, 10:41:56
    - I think you're misreading the part about the set-piece coach coming with him (n/m) (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Nov 17, 10:38:15
      - Oh maybe. It’s not actually very clear/well written that bit (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 17, 11:44:56
    - Now I know he's a golfer, I'm all in on Smith (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 17, 10:04:51
      - No room left on the right one? (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Nov 17, 10:15:10
        
        No - I've got Roeder and Lambert on there already (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 17, 10:15:38
        
        who's in the middle of that triumverate? (n/m) (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Nov 17, 15:15:09
  - Webber met Smith Tuesday morning before Smith went to NYC, (NCFC) - KevinBond, Nov 17, 09:38:59
    - I wonder what would have happened if Frank hadn’t pulled out (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 10:56:37
      - give it 9 months for your answer (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 17, 11:33:26
Lazy journalism.. wow.. (Other Football) - Lager top, Nov 17, 08:19:52
- If you search Mendy Manchester City in Getty Images, where that image is from, (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Nov 17, 09:57:51
- Poor old keeper is who I feel for, fancy getting portrayed as an (Other Football) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 17, 09:29:24
  - Exactly (n/m) (Other Football) - jamesward, Nov 17, 09:36:02
- OMG someone made a mistake - hangings too good for em (Other Football) - inutero, Nov 17, 09:21:32
  - It is a very bad mistake though (Other Football) - jamesward, Nov 17, 09:26:01
    - Not sure I understand the suggestion that Edouard Mendy should sue (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Nov 17, 09:44:03
      - Because this: (Other Football) - NxNW, Nov 17, 09:54:26
        
        I think that's a bit different (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Nov 17, 10:00:10
    - True, but why bring it to the everyone's attention? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Nov 17, 09:39:39
      - Yes, just makes it worse I guess (Other Football) - jamesward, Nov 17, 09:42:43
Conor Hourihane anybody? (NCFC) - wobbly, Nov 17, 00:10:53
- Villa and Swansea fans both do not rate him at all.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Saucerer, Nov 17, 11:53:44
- No (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Nov 17, 08:33:35
- Chinney rub (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 17, 08:01:36
- Thought he would have been a great signing for us in the sunmer (NCFC) - 2KruhltobeKind, Nov 17, 07:38:59
- Oh god no (n/m) (NCFC) - jAC, Nov 17, 06:43:46
- Weird innit. Presumably Smith himself dispensed with him from Villa (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Nov 17, 00:51:33
  - plotting (NCFC) - earthleakage, Nov 17, 01:16:41
- Ha was gonna mention we might sign him the other day (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Nov 17, 00:28:55
Derby docked another 9 points (n/m) (Other Football) - um_gah, Nov 16, 10:12:28
- Oh dear, how sad, never mind (n/m) (Other Football) - revsimon, Nov 16, 20:05:09
- Rooney must be pulling his hair out (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, Nov 16, 10:30:11
  - Hope not. It cost him a fortune to re-seed that big noggin (n/m) (Other Football) - McGill, Nov 16, 11:21:32
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - BINMEN8R, Nov 16, 10:36:09
- It’s Wycombe I feel for in all this (Other Football) - Old Man, Nov 16, 10:25:40
  - To play Devil's Advocate, Wycombe were quite lucky to be promoted in the first place (Other Football) - NxNW, Nov 16, 10:31:34
    - Oh, they were, no doubt about that. (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Man, Nov 16, 10:36:23
    - And they’d have needed both Derby and Sheff W (Other Football) - SCC 28, Nov 16, 10:33:51
    - Yep, they were something like 9th and in freefall (Other Football) - jamesward, Nov 16, 10:33:39
    - Well, they didn't cheat - which is quite different. (n/m) (Other Football) - norwaay, Nov 16, 10:33:09
      - Yes, that wasn't intended to be a defence of Derby - just to say that Wycombe might have (Other Football) - NxNW, Nov 16, 10:37:05
        
        Yeah - take your point. (n/m) (Other Football) - norwaay, Nov 16, 10:41:50
        
        Although true that they were lucky, I doubt they associate the two things (n/m) (Other Football) - SimonOTBC, Nov 16, 10:38:39
- Lampard!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - MIKEWALKER, Nov 16, 10:20:55
  - I’m sure he’ll do all he can to help Derby (Other Football) - Munich93, Nov 16, 10:48:37
When’s the presser then ?? (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Nov 15, 10:37:26
- Someone said he (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Nov 15, 10:40:07
  - ... is still in New York (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Nov 15, 10:40:37
    - I mentioned this earlier (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 15, 10:49:24
      - Booked in for a Sex & The City location tour (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 15, 11:22:01
Anyone other than Shakespeare coming? Farke’s team was pretty big.. (NCFC) - loz, Nov 15, 08:22:55
- Only 4 have gone, Farke, Riemer, Domogalla and Christopher John (n/m) (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Nov 15, 09:43:24
- will John Terry be coming.... (n/m) (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Nov 15, 09:02:47
  - No (n/m) (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Nov 15, 09:43:44
- Smiths team was even bigger! Had 24 at one point. Including a set pieces coach (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Nov 15, 09:02:20
  - That's the Austin McPhee mentioned below and he seems to be staying (n/m) (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Nov 15, 09:44:20
- Austin MacPhee, apparently - I like the sound of what he does 👍 (n/m) (NCFC) - helvegtheowl, Nov 15, 08:52:27
  - Staying at Villa it seems (n/m) (NCFC) - NxNW, Nov 15, 08:56:08
    - Nanny MacPhee more like (n/m) (NCFC) - revsimon, Nov 15, 10:49:20
    - Oh, Okies - Athletic article suggested otherwise ? (n/m) (NCFC) - helvegtheowl, Nov 15, 08:58:03
      - You're mis-reading it I think! There articles in the WM press that McPhee is staying. (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Nov 15, 09:54:50
    - I guess you never know, but it does sound like it (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 15, 08:57:49
- Shakespeare's Sister, too (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Nov 15, 08:50:11
  - Some girls are bigger than others (n/m) (NCFC) - Steven_P_Morrissey, Nov 15, 09:40:42
- Get John Terry (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 15, 08:46:31
  - Himself in court (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 15, 08:48:10
    - 😂 (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 15, 09:04:15
    - 😂 (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Nov 15, 08:50:30
- I guess they will follow (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 15, 08:26:16
  - three of Smith's backroom stayed at Villa (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Nov 15, 08:33:11
    - Smith and Shakespeare are both active coaches apparently (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Nov 15, 09:46:47
      - we are shown 15 mins of activity from a working week (NCFC) - Henclrikus, Nov 15, 10:44:59
    - Less of an immediate need for those (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 15, 08:56:35
*Awaits SexyB-related explosion of rage* (NCFC) - norwaay, Nov 14, 19:03:46
- Currently bound and gagged in Webber’s boot (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Nov 14, 19:27:28
- FEEL MY WRATH! (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Nov 14, 19:10:15
- Looks she has deactivated her account (n/m) (NCFC) - Mozzer, Nov 14, 19:09:37
  - Or thet have been smoked out and assisinated (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 14, 19:10:38
    - Gone Black Ops (n/m) (NCFC) - Mozzer, Nov 14, 19:11:04
- Uh what's she lying about now ffs? (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 14, 19:05:07
- I’ve got indegestion (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Nov 14, 19:04:57
- 😂 (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Nov 14, 19:04:42
- Had an early tea as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Mozzer, Nov 14, 19:04:40
Something gives me an inkling that Ghost Ship Belly doesn't rate Smith (n/m) (NCFC) - jamesward, Nov 13, 20:30:25
- It's a troll as well. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Nov 13, 21:00:39
  - That's right (NCFC) - Ghost Ship Belly, Nov 13, 21:24:50
- I think hes just had his first ever beer (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 13, 20:40:18
  - Well done (NCFC) - Ghost Ship Belly, Nov 13, 20:43:03
    - Out of all the names mentioned - yes (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 13, 20:51:38
      - So (NCFC) - Ghost Ship Belly, Nov 13, 20:54:41
- Ha ha (NCFC) - Ghost Ship Belly, Nov 13, 20:33:34
- Ha ha (NCFC) - Ghost Ship Belly, Nov 13, 20:32:58
Presser on Tuesday (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 13, 11:34:46
- Rolf (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Nov 13, 19:08:57
- Lol. Would be epic tbf (n/m) (NCFC) - Under soil heating, Nov 13, 11:50:31
  - 😂👍 (n/m) (NCFC) - helvegtheowl, Nov 13, 13:33:45
  - Answers every question in a terrible American accent, says soccer and franchise each sente (n/m) (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Nov 13, 12:18:58
I bet Daniel is pissing himself. (n/m) (NCFC) - Biggles, Nov 12, 19:06:36
- You think he'd find the situation of losing his job after 5 points in 11 games funny? (n/m) (NCFC) - trafford_canary, Nov 12, 19:17:33
  - You must be fun at parties (n/m) (NCFC) - Biggles, Nov 12, 20:06:55
  - I dunno (NCFC) - inutero, Nov 12, 19:41:10
    - Absolutely (n/m) (NCFC) - Biggles, Nov 12, 20:06:33
- At least half of fans see his sacking as a error (NCFC) - Munich93, Nov 12, 19:13:48
- How do we know that this isn’t just going to plan? Couldn’t (NCFC) - Chopper, Nov 12, 19:12:01