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ATTN: Garry Bruno Brookes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:05:24
- Flem? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 5, 14:11:49
- Fucking A! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 5, 14:08:03
  - I take it you're in The South Stand? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 5, 14:11:02
    - Yep (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:12:44
- You won't be doing a boozedrink because of your Fun Run - correct? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 14:07:49
  - Undecided - I may allow myself a small drinkie. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:12:23
    - nice one (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 14:12:58
      - So will I. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 5, 14:17:24
        
        That was a Shay anyway. What time am I picking you up at The Heartsease? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 14:19:04
        
        I might go in the City first.. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 5, 14:20:58
        
        Ok. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 5, 14:28:12
        
        Yes - is smalls coming? FAO Smalls - are you coming? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 14:28:06
        
        Hopefully for a quickie (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 5, 14:38:53
According to Five Live, Newcunstle fans (Other Football) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 5, 14:04:18
- They're hilarious, it would be so funny if they went back to the days of (Other Football) - pants, Sep 5, 14:13:28
  - ATTN: God. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:15:19
    - No need to ask God - Dennis Wise will take care of it very shortly. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 5, 14:24:07
    - His son, Jesus, chose us over Villa apparently (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 14:16:46
      - I only just got that one. Very good. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 5, 14:42:44
      - Apparently the deals off, Mary Magdelene is scared she might get killed in the (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Sep 5, 14:21:14
      - Not too fond of crosses, I've heard (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 5, 14:18:09
      - Nice one Jesus. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:17:20
So has eveyone on here bought a Euro Millions ticket thing then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 5, 13:59:47
- may as well drop the money on the floor, pointless (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:17:04
  - Not if you win (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 5, 14:21:51
- Wasn't it Dr. Johnson who called lotteries "a tax on the daft"? (General Chat) - woody, Sep 5, 14:09:52
  - If it was a quid I could be sucked in actually (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:42:14
    - 3 times (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:42:38
  - Think it was "a tax on the stupid" (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 5, 14:14:24
- Do you get them in the same place as the normal Lottery? (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 5, 14:09:34
  - yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 5, 14:10:03
- No. Have still yet to ever buy a lottery ticket of any description. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 5, 14:07:40
  - Congratulations (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 5, 14:08:15
    - here's an unsigned copy of jade goody's book (General Chat) - pants, Sep 5, 14:18:16
- um, yes... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 14:06:16
- No (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 5, 14:02:24
- No, but I might get a couple on the way to the pub. If I don't get them and my head (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 14:01:59
- No. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:01:00
you better pull your fingers out Deals & Peter I have just bought 2 lucky drips for the (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 5, 13:33:50
- I'm only gonna fucking win it! Cos... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 5, 13:45:19
- How much would you put in if you had ?92 million. More or less than cullum? (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Sep 5, 13:39:31
  - I would give them ?15million, and all I'd want in return (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 13:51:07
    - I'm liking the cut of your trousers there, Mr Bay. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 5, 14:06:28
    - POTD (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Sep 5, 13:59:57
    - ?15millions though. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 13:56:47
      - ^^^ NO (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 13:57:38
    - nope (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 13:53:27
      - ?15millions though. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 13:57:28
        
        ^^^ NO (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 13:58:57
  - Well Cullum has put fuck all into the club - so that's not a difficult question (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 5, 13:47:31
    - I meant more or less than the "up to ?20 million"! (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Sep 5, 13:58:41
      - Well I'd say I'd give ?92m obviously but when it came to it... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 5, 14:00:18
        
        Really? thought most on here would put something in... (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Sep 5, 14:01:38
        
        I'd invest and AB is right about the run out moosic - its shit... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 5, 14:07:54
        
        haha. very good especially the Ice Hockey music (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 5, 14:11:39
        
        I honestly don't know - would have to sit down with the board and see (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 5, 14:04:42
        
        Why? What plans do you have for the other ?62m? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 14:35:16
        
        Hookers and cocaine. The rest he''ll probably just squander. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:42:04
        
        It was funnier when George Best told it (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 15:04:56
  - I'd get some new pillow cases and then go on a very, very long holiday (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 13:40:54
Oh good grief... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 5, 13:09:54
- One shirt. He's only got one shirt... (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 5, 13:28:03
  - It'a about ?30 a cut in there, he must be having a laugh - ?8 opposite the Crickters Rest. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 5, 13:52:58
    - In Glow? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 14:05:13
      - Indeedy!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 5, 14:06:36
        
        Next to the Polish shop. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 5, 14:06:47
        
        Brillsters mepopmebang in Polski Sklep! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 14:11:38
    - HOW MUCH?!? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 5, 13:59:38
      - By all accounts it would cost a pretty penny to cut your hair as I'm led to believe... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 5, 14:02:05
    - Erm, I pay more than ?30 to get me barnet cut (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 5, 13:53:52
      - But your in London not Nodge FP. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 5, 13:56:13
      - Fuck me - you get done! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 13:55:18
        
        Does my hair look alright? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 5, 13:57:16
        
        ^^^ Might as well have taped a "Kick Me" sign to his back. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:02:51
        
        I heard him say that at his wedding (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 14:12:24
        
        haha! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 14:00:25
  - Why does he think that looks good and why are so many male hairdressers bald?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 5, 13:48:55
    - My Mum is Stacia Briggses biggest fan. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 13:52:36
- This lot look well funky and super cool: "a group of lads".. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 5, 13:25:05
  - Wonder what they will talk about on the way? Trains? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 5, 13:30:21
    - willow (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 13:39:34
      - Out of Buffy? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 5, 13:40:41
        
        would you? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 13:46:15
        
        Fucking stupid question. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 13:55:41
        
        Buffy or Willow? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 5, 13:49:05
        
        Willow first, Buffy if she turned me down... (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 13:54:08
        
        I dunno who these people are... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 5, 13:58:16
        
        Buffy is Sarah Michelle Uri Gellar, I don't know about the other one (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 5, 14:02:27
        
        Allison Hannigans (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:03:47
        
        This one time, at band camp (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 14:06:20
        
        Poi! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 5, 14:46:29
        
        No, the wood (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 5, 13:41:12
        
        Ok (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 5, 13:42:01
Where did this Colin Davey stuff come from? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 5, 13:02:56
- the EDP (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 5, 13:09:29
  - Oh God Yes. I remember now (General Chat) - Small, Sep 5, 13:18:21
  - He sounds like just the right sort of bastard so many seem to want running our club... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 5, 13:15:34
    - That's what I don't get... (General Chat) - Jono, Sep 5, 13:19:12
      - It's all because a lot of people muddle through with as little effort as they can get away (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 13:22:37
- In seriousosity I asssume that it's just raking up anyone who's ever hinted at an interest (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 5, 13:07:13
  - I will lead the march from the swimming pool if that charlatan Foxtrot takes over (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Sep 5, 13:42:48
- Colin Davey's mum's mary a number of years ago. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 13:05:21
  - gross and unnecessary (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 5, 13:05:54
    - No tone knowingly unlowered. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 13:10:37
- Weston Super-Mare (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 5, 13:04:37
ATTN: Garry Brooke off of here. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 16:18:37
Sorry for doubting you DELIA! :):):) (NCFC) - barclayspirit, Sep 4, 16:11:44
- You've changed your tune (NCFC) - Bob in France, Sep 4, 16:22:39
  - I have always been the (NCFC) - barclayspirit, Sep 4, 16:28:42
- Are you ok? (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Sep 4, 16:20:50
  - Think he's a bit queer an all (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 16:26:27
    - Come on, Holland (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 16:32:23
      - Why in the name of God do you want one of those? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 16:48:45
        
        Apparently she was in Miss Worlds (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 16:52:50
        
        I've tried for you (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 16:57:48
        
        closest I can find (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:59:55
        
        Found it! (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 17:07:08
        
        That int real silly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 17:12:45
        
        I'd worked that out by now. Shame (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 17:17:28
        
        Cor. I'd've tried to have a go on her in 1984. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 17:06:12
        
        I've seen a pic of her in a 'beauty' contest and she's no Jolie that's for sure (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 16:57:04
        
        I'd like to be in Miss Worlds. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 16:56:54
        
        I'm fairly sure it's restricted to women (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 16:59:13
        
        I don't think he meant he wanted to compete in it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 17:02:03
    - Nah very straight :) (n/m) (NCFC) - barclayspirit, Sep 4, 16:30:00
  - LOL when i am happy i write concisely :) (n/m) (NCFC) - barclayspirit, Sep 4, 16:24:26
    - I'm warming to you (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:25:06
- I love Delia (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 16:15:30
  - Would you? (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Sep 4, 16:22:30
    - nope, no no no no no (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 16:27:58
      - hmm I would as long as she wears decent make up and cooks up some of her cheese and herb (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Sep 4, 16:35:49
selwyn seems very happy today - how very queer... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 15:45:50
- hello panda (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:47:10
  - He's calling you queer (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 15:53:12
    - not bothered,do i look bothered! (: (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:55:06
      - you are in a very good day today Sellers, (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:12:19
        
        And barclayspirit just done an almost readable post. All very odd (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 16:16:09
        
        I know, I agreed with that too (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:22:13
        
        ^^^stick a 'mood' somewhere in the message title (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:13:38
        
        ... and get rid of 'day' (but not the 'day' that makes up 'today') (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:14:30
        
        May have asked this before. But why the obsession with the, er, 'wrong 'un'? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:15:33
        
        I've wondered the same thing (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:20:42
        
        Never understood it myself... (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 16:20:08
        
        do you think that's why gay men have anal sex then? (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:19:30
        
        man's g spot is in the bum innit (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:23:15
        
        which would explain it from the receiver's point of view, but for the giver i mean (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:25:10
        
        tighter hole? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:26:51
        
        this is it, men have no other hole though (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:28:13
        
        cake (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:32:15
        
        wrong area of the body (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:37:10
        
        you just said they had no other hole (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:43:04
        
        as you were saying pants, nights are drawing in and getting a little cooler (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:26:39
        
        I only want to stroke your hair (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:18:46
        
        Perhaps he's going a bit baldy, like me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 16:19:33
        
        and me (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:21:22
        
        that makes more sense (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:38:42
        
        oh (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:42:21
        
        eh? (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:23:41
        
        well I ain't bald, or going bald (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:29:50
        
        but he looks like a weasel (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:21:16
        
        I do not look like a weasel. That was Denzel. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:22:12
        
        oh apologies. what/who do you look like then? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:24:14
        
        Nerve touched. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 16:23:20
        
        Nope. Big bags under my eyes today tho (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:34:00
        
        yes we are. Are you not? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 16:16:55
- I did actually click on his user name (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 15:46:16
  - I have to say he's freaking me out a little (General Chat) - megson, Sep 4, 16:05:13
    - I do know what you mean (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:06:37
      - chuckle. Yes that's it, its like he's struggling to hold it all in before snapping in (General Chat) - megson, Sep 4, 16:08:21
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:46:39
Chimp raping a frog. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 15:29:23
- he ppl wasnt black if u listen 2 the language they speakin u dumb fuck (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 15:54:58
- I Popbitched before you... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 15:46:09
  - Panda - glad to see you now agree I'm in Stokey rather than Clapton btw (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 15:51:48
    - You're in Clapton and get over it and I'm hopefully moving too... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 15:55:32
      - (Highbury is full of w@nkers, by the way....) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 16:01:18
        
        That's why he's moving there (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:05:21
        
        That is very true (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 16:47:38
      - I refer the Honourable Panda..... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 15:58:27
    - to where are you moving? (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 15:54:05
      - Staying in London. Indeed staying in Stoke Newington (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 15:55:07
        
        can I come round and stroke your hair? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 15:56:26
        
        I don't think so, no. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 15:59:27
        
        oh (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:05:31
        
        I bet Muddy Funster would (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:07:39
        
        My niece has a bear, and it's called Shaggingtons (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 16:17:29
        
        I once had a flatmate who had a teddy bear called 'muff' (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 16:23:24
        
        I've known some ladies whose muffs were bare. What a coincidence. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 16:27:26
  - You always get it before I do. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 15:49:03
- page 2 of comments (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 15:34:21
  - then 3 (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 15:35:17
- "Well thats one way to get genital warts.... " (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 15:33:32
- sick! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:30:41
do we think mr cullum will takeover the club? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:07:47
- don't think so. All mouth and trousers. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 15:22:05
- hope so (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 15:13:11
- seriou question-im not trying to wind anyone up-for what its worth,i think he will (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:11:31
- We can't continue without him (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Greg, Sep 4, 15:10:54
  - What have you done with your G? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:13:40
    - He gave it to Greg's the Bakers. Now they're Gregg's. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 4, 15:15:11
      - I see (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:37:54
    - I pu it in my manGina (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Greg, Sep 4, 15:14:58
      - *put* (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Greg, Sep 4, 15:15:38
        
        you've forgetten the password haven't you? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:31:37
        
        My password is "pantsisatwat" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 15:33:55
        
        No it isn't. I just tried that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 15:39:00
        
        His password is ArseBroomFace (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 4, 15:49:21
        
        dunt be daft, it's PENS (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 16:07:53
        
        hahahaha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:43:23
        
        ralf (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 15:35:46
  - i wouldnt go that far-there will always be a NCFC (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:12:53
  - Yes, of course we can (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 15:12:10
    - We are will be bankrupt if he or a person of his ilk is not found soon (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Greg, Sep 4, 15:13:14
      - Not necessarily (although it's possible since we make year on year losses) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 4, 15:25:30
"Can't make up your mind? Why not try our Monk's Mussel Selection?" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:11:35
- Moules - luv 'em! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Sep 4, 14:28:48
- Mrs mbk had mussels and there were about two to three thousand of them (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 14:19:40
  - Were they bigguns? (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 14:28:45
    - Probably about 2 to 3 feet in diameter (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 14:34:15
      - ... (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 14:35:23
    - Wankers. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:30:36
    - Did IED serve you? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 14:29:54
      - hello camcan (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:01:55
      - He served me a tiddler (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 14:34:02
        
        it's spirits you mustn't have before/during oysters (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 14:35:37
  - A popular choice for Women I've noticed in Belgian venues (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 4, 14:27:43
  - I really like mussels (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:20:51
    - What about Marmite? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:21:20
      - I had Bovrils on toast this morning. A lot of people say "Eeeergh Bovrils on toast? It's (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 14:22:43
        
        Bov on toast with loads of butter is my FAVE!!!! (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 14:52:39
        
        I had a banana in a multigrain roll (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 14:24:56
        
        I had a banana granary sandwich for breakfast (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 14:28:02
        
        I agree (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 14:29:24
        
        I have banana and peanut butter sangwitches before long runs. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:31:04
        
        On? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:31:48
        
        Is on a bit poi? What's your preferred preposition? In? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 14:33:36
        
        Yes. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:44:57
        
        is poi pronounced pwah or poy? (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 14:36:36
        
        Poy, I believe (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 14:39:08
        
        oh okay. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 14:39:51
        
        Sorry. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:33:17
        
        Yes! MBK Said he might come too. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:37:00
        
        Oh, is that first? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:45:28
        
        Yeah. 20th September. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:46:56
      - Haven't yet. Bit scared. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:22:40
        
        Pretend (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 14:23:04
        
        Yeah, but I'll know. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:23:48
        
        No if you don't tell (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 14:24:12
        
        Marmite and Laughing Cow sarnies are well nice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:28:31
        
        Shut up then, 'cos if you say, I'll know then, and then I won't be able to pretend. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:26:06
        
        Mum's the word. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:26:14
- Monk's Love Mussels (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:16:34
- The Mussels from Brussels (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 14:15:12
Spot the ref (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:42:52
- Macreena? (General Chat) - snowman, Sep 4, 13:53:50
  - He comes from the Gambia he is a lovely mover (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 13:56:13
  - When her name was mentioned to me (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:56:09
    - The cleaner looks like he could do with a clean himself (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:57:56
- Carol Story is McGonicle and Maureen Miles looks a bit like Malky (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:46:26
  - Surely Emma Kaye before Beth. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 14:09:21
    - She is now Emma Marshall (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 14:13:43
      - Is Beth still up for it ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 14:15:28
        
        Don't know (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 14:18:01
        
        Yeah, have a word. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 14:41:59
    - Hmmm. No. Not wild on either but they are probably the two most likely to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 14:11:19
      - There seems to be a lot of Kayes. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:15:15
        
        Bit incestuous one may say (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 14:17:25
        
        Getting back to the original point.. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:20:16
        
        Yes it is he (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 14:22:03
        
        so presumably he considers Loops to be a fancy foreigner who doesn't deserve a penalty? (General Chat) - camcan, Sep 4, 14:26:34
        
        Rachel Cope is really really shiny. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:16:44
        
        She's been at it hammer and tongs with Mr Farren. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:17:52
        
        How did you know? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 14:19:06
        
        I was the meat in the sandwich. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 14:20:37
        
        She is indeed (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 14:17:37
  - ... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:53:01
- Jon Moss from Culture Clubs (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 13:43:48
My trip to Norwich this year about the annual 5-a-side (NCFC) - XXL16, Sep 4, 13:35:08
- count me in mate (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Sep 4, 15:03:38
  - I'm going to come along, make fuck-all noise and then complain about the lack of atmospher (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 15:18:48
    - i blame it on the loans (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 15:41:43
- Garry Brooke said he'd play (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:38:10
  - I don't think I did, actually. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 13:42:20
  - Twice? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:39:12
- Garry Brooke said he'd play (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 13:37:43
  - I don't think I did, actually. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 13:41:39
- OMG (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:37:10
Roeder speaks out - linky linky loo loo....... (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 4, 13:25:36
- I love Roeder (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:27:44
  - So do I (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 13:31:37
    - Nicky Campbell is the Prince of Darkness (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:41:12
    - I heared him this morning making a fucking racket with Jimi Hedrickses guitar (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:34:29
      - Grant was on T shite too (n/m) (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:38:42
    - Nicky Campbell - He's a right Simon Jordan he is. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 4, 13:33:31
    - and Flecky. You go mental when he's in The King's (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:33:20
      - Does Flecky go in the Kings ? Probably on the way to Hon Wah unless (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:36:23
        
        Quite a lot of late. Garry Brooke goes mental. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:39:11
      - Yes, I do. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 13:35:27
- That was on the radio this morning (n/m) (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:26:44
  - Really? There was me thinking it was a private conversation (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:28:05
    - No it was (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:29:01
      - :) (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:29:56
So which 6 of our contracted players do we think we had offers for ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:03:45
- Mumby, Cullemn, Denzel, Gibson, Graham and selwyns (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 13:21:42
  - Emblem (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:30:26
    - Hughes? (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:32:32
    - and Daryl Russel (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:30:38
  - fool (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:23:18
    - Tomorrow for an early evening quickie.. (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 13:35:05
    - I drank Islington dry of Stella last night... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 13:29:43
      - I love Islington Dry Stellar (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:30:37
        
        The Belgian Monk's good though (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 13:35:48
        
        I went there a couple of months ago and we done one what was 12%. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:41:20
        
        Can't see the link but is that what they call a 'donkey dick' (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 4, 14:26:28
        
        That is brilliant. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:52:19
        
        I bet you think it is brillo pads until you want the chips at the bottom the metal cone. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 14:00:34
        
        They might give you a really long, slender fork. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 14:03:50
        
        I think I tipped it right up so vinegar splashed. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 14:23:55
        
        you should've ordered a bacon sarnie... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:48:02
        
        I love bacons (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:48:52
        
        i dunt (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:59:14
        
        shame, murmur, murmur, shame (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 14:25:22
        
        i love mepopmebangs (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 15:44:42
        
        Was it Kasteel ? Have you attempted Belzebuth yet ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:43:14
        
        It was Bush Amber or something. Ver nice, but we only done one of those because it was (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:47:04
        
        I'd have had a pint then. At the risk of mentioning Merka again, I was surprised to be (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:51:27
        
        Even if it was rubbish it'd be good becuase it's called the Belgian Monk. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:36:39
- semi, marshall, croft, martin, curo and fozzy (NCFC) - Fuel_rox, Sep 4, 13:18:13
- Flem? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:14:19
  - Bender (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 4, 13:24:32
    - No (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:25:13
      - Is that a pun on Bedner and Wenger? (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:28:48
        
        Bednar and Bendtner (n/m) (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:29:57
  - squiz's little terrors, teacher was our ref last satday (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:19:15
    - pants-english translator required again please, someone. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 13:21:17
      - The ref on saturday teaches Squirrel's (who used to post out of here) children (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 13:24:30
        
        and he actually teaches squirrels (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:25:10
        
        Nuts (n/m) (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:26:18
      - Their ref last week was Squiz's kids' teacher. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:23:58
        
        Not exactly (NCFC) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:25:57
  - I am eating you dirty off putting bastard. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 13:15:16
- Matthew Gibson (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 13:10:33
  - Because he was playing for Central District against Port Adelaide (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:12:13
    - That's not our Gibson though (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 13:15:10
- Philip, Sarah, Rachel, Graham, Nigel and Simon (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:06:59
  - no one come in for me, or my missus (NCFC) - Fuel_rox, Sep 4, 13:20:43
    - Has she done that baby yet? That's supposed to be soon intut? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:22:38
      - nope shes hanging on (NCFC) - Fuel_rox, Sep 4, 13:26:34
  - In a comma van (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:09:05
    - Commer (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:13:55
      - that's the ticket, someone at school got picked up in one, and we used to laugh (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:25:50
  - Mary. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 13:08:58
- Croft rather than Chadders, I reckon. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 4, 13:05:50
  - could well be Croft and Chadders (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:17:07
  - I put Croft down first then changed my mind. Could well be. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:07:48
I live down the road from a "Special" School..... (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 13:01:34
- thats not funny my son goto a special school (n/m) (General Chat) - wayneo, Sep 4, 14:02:45
- Jimmy Carr tastic! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 13:03:14
  - Two years ago...I sense a scum presence (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Sep 4, 21:43:47
  - Going to see Frankie Boyle in Cardiff in November. (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 13:06:32
    - I've seen Patrick Boyle at left back. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 13:13:18
    - "There is a vegetarian option, you can fuck off" (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:09:55
    - I like him. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:07:10
      - Me too (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:12:11
        
        me too (General Chat) - Fuel_rox, Sep 4, 13:27:29
All the Braeburns I've eaten this week have tasted of soap - why's that? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 12:59:35
- Because you had them too close toy your Cox? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pragmatist, Sep 4, 13:33:47
- That's Lifebuoy! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 13:03:56
- C'mon!! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:02:47
  - I think you will find that they are head & shoulders tastier than all other apples (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 13:05:47
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:08:17
  - Have they all been washed with soap? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:03:53
    - I don't know, I'm asking you. Use some pens (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:13:06
      - Oh. OK. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:15:41
        
        I knew it! (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:24:30
Doncaster speaks to the press (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:58:10
- What does he say? That just links to a Canaries World advert for me (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:00:46
  - Dunno. Dint watch it (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:03:59
- He's grown his hair. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:59:56
  - Yeah I would too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:06:19
    - No way, I've turned down better at 3 AM! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 13:09:39
    - I hope you are jesting. That is one hell of a munter. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:09:12
      - we're not all as buff as you (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:10:05
        
        dunt be daft (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:19:43
        
        I might look like Les Dawson in his last days but it wouldn't make her look any better! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:33:12
        
        yeah, yeah, chinny reckon (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:46:34
        
        I reckon he saw fitter girls in America. Did you, Steve? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 13:22:30
        
        No. I saw fatter girls in America. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:33:24
        
        I hope he's got a picture of one called Bristol Mary (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 13:27:24
        
        I did a jump on a Bristol Mary once or twice. She was a ginger. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:34:07
        
        I said that at work yesterday. How come they're all red-faced and chewing at the furnitur (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:29:45
        
        No different to Brooklyn Beckham, Chelsea Clinton or that kid called No.13 bus shelter. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:37:37
  - Yes, and reminds me of a cross between Helen Chamberlain and Vicky Pollard (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 13:03:33
  - She had a bit of a podgy knitted tummy (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:03:16
    - I think that's what swayed his decision (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 13:06:52
    - Oi loik ut. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 13:04:37
      - reminds of that one from The Office (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:12:22
I just bought a birthday card, on the outside it 'Hey it's your birthday' inside it said, (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 12:46:22
- It's mine on Saturday (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 13:07:43
  - whoops, wrong place (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 13:08:21
    - Happy Birthday Pants' (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 13:21:41
      - Happy to help with the music venues (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 13:24:15
        
        I didn't realise you had replied. (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 13:29:30
- It's mine on Wednesday (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:01:46
  - Happy Birthday, (General Chat) - tudders, Sep 4, 13:12:47
- It's mine on Sunday (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:56:10
- I'm 27 in a month or so, so you could send it to me, with a few alterations. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 4, 12:53:33
- your mum (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:51:38
  - are you a fan of mum gags? (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 13:21:15
    - Yes I am, but my mother refuses to wear them (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:34:52
    - Perhaps he's actually had a go on your Mum? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:22:21
      - he'd need a saddle... (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 13:26:45
      - and weighed her norks (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 13:26:09
- Matthew Gibson (n/m) (General Chat) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 12:47:05
phone advice (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 12:26:28
- Get a job at a telecoms company and then it is free (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:32:05
  - The vooty is a free upgrade apparently (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 12:37:03
    - No such thing - you're paying for it on your contract. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:41:39
      - Apart from a Cherman Emperor, wtf is a Kaiser? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:43:37
        
        One of these intut (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:53:09
        
        Apparently it's derived from Caesar. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 12:47:42
        
        So's Czar (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 12:50:41
        
        and Zebra (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 12:51:32
        
        And Zlatan Ibrahimovic. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 12:53:37
        
        No idea, Chief. (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 12:46:11
        
        I want one. They sound well weapon. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 12:48:03
  - you really believe that? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:33:56
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:35:31
- Get something that you can ring and text people on - go pay as you go, and save between (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 12:30:35
  - can i go very far if I don't pay much? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 12:38:25
    - Yes, I would have thought so. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 12:41:13
  - I'm off to o2 simplicity tariffs as soon as my current contract expires. (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 12:35:17
    - cold called by a bloke from Orange last night (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:38:57
      - rolph (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:40:15
        
        I had one a few months ago..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 12:45:52
        
        since you started it (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:48:31
        
        just before i clicked him off i heard him exclaim (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:41:57
        
        Imagine what he might have exclaimed if you'd said 'never' (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 12:44:09
        
        i was thinking of giving him the full ten year embargo (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:45:25
  - get some A4 vellum notepaper and envelopes and puchase some stamps (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:33:15
    - Why English? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 12:34:23
      - because that's how it's spelt (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:36:05
  - or a hairdresser for your wife (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 4, 12:32:31
    - sounds like a fair deal (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:35:51
- get an iphone, only ?350 on pay as you go. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:27:47
  - 4hr battery life on 3G so I heard (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:31:29
    - mines ok, longer than that. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:33:08
      - It would bother me... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:38:30
        
        Alot of it is to do with the settings, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:42:53
        
        My 1st gen iphone needs charging once every five days to a weekish. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:45:04
        
        iPoddage is probably the least battery consuming. 3G and especially WiFi kills (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:56:44
        
        how much is one of they then? (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:40:27
        
        Dunno if they are still sold. Is a coulpe of years old now, but I keep going back to (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:48:39
        
        HTC Artemis is the generic name (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 12:54:35
  - Is that all? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 12:28:45
Anyone want to hear a V sick joke? (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 12:22:58
- I can't do it now, everyone's looking! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 12:58:21
- Two blokes go into a bar and order pints (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 12:44:50
  - It's like the "Englishman, Pakistani and Iraqi walk into a bar. What a splendid example o (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 13:14:23
  - ?? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 13:06:16
- YES. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:39:48
- Not something to do with warm fosters is it? (General Chat) - megson, Sep 4, 12:36:28
- Two penguins in the bath (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 12:28:49
  - How do you sell a wardrobe to a deaf person ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:32:48
    - Two nuns in a car when a vampire steps out in front of them and causes them to swerve (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 12:38:27
- Hang on - just want to clamber up onto the moral high-ground. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:25:28
  - rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 12:37:50
- go on then (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 12:23:07
  - How do you know if your sister is on her period? (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Sep 4, 12:24:22
    - Are you 12? (n/m) (General Chat) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 12:29:35
Storm time again in L37 (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:12:27
- Wait for them to start up a national sympathy phoneline for the scousers (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:14:50
  - they already have one for Liverpool fans moaning about the death of football, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:19:05
    - oh and it's called 606, run by the bbc (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:21:41
      - hahaha spoony!!!!! burmanum (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 12:22:41
        
        yep! It's not just me is it? It's always the liverpool fans on there week in week out, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:24:52
        
        wait till Baker comes back (16th, i think) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Sep 4, 12:27:39
        
        I hope so because i'm getting pissed off with the current shite, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:28:43
    - That would please me so much if tailed off down to mid table (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 12:20:38
      - I've decided to hate Liverpool (General Chat) - Small, Sep 4, 12:23:01
        
        yeah, that was about 4th time liverpool have been on recently too (General Chat) - pants, Sep 4, 12:35:13
        
        I saw Stevie G in Nero's in the village the other day and called him a cunt, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:27:00
        
        I loved that match. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:26:40
I was considering getting something from the baby collection, but there's nothing in my (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 11:53:02
- What would you buy if they had it in your size? (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 11:56:28
  - i would like to ban green and yellow curly perm wigs (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:03:22
    - I'd like the same deal with inflatable bangy-together tubes. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:05:47
      - They had loads of then at the Joan Gamper match at the Nou Camp, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:10:34
      - them an all (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 12:06:57
    - speshly canary fairy (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 12:04:28
  - I would very much like a massive yellow beach towel with a big club crest on it. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 12:00:31
    - I've still got one of them (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 12:01:11
  - snowsuit, would double up as a hoodie too (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 12:00:00
  - Arghh! (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Sep 4, 11:59:27
  - probably a bib (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 11:58:41
    - or a dummy to spit out ;-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:59:48
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:59:32
- Get it anyway Himmers. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 11:55:52
  - Spent ?20 on a dress once (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 12:02:19
    - Bill Clinton splashed out on a dress once (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 12:03:21
      - I believe LOJ splashed out on a t-shirt once (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:16:12
      - idiot (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 12:05:14
        
        haha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 12:12:23
  - canary inducer, singalong to port vale away and peter thornes magic hat (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 11:58:03
    - i was playing my Norwich CD to my son while he was still in the womb (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 12:01:10
      - Show him a piccy of Holt (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 12:02:23
        
        he more than likely will though (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 12:05:53
    - Edition, you plum. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 11:59:01
- Oh the pathos. The club emailing to flog baby clothes when there's NO FUTURE and it's all (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 11:54:07
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 11:54:47
Roeder on Ched.... (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 10:35:36
- Can't see why Hughes can just loan him, it's obvious he's not gonna get a game now (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 10:41:32
  - I reckon we asked for a season long, or window to window loon (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 10:54:35
    - Ched must have thought he had a chance whilst Benjani wasn't in the side (NCFC) - pants, Sep 4, 11:01:11
      - not as bad as being Shaun Wright Phillips tho (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 11:05:53
        
        maybe we could get him on loan too... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 11:16:27
        
        He's already on the short list. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 11:18:41
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 11:22:57
        
        Generous. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 11:27:54
        
        loq then (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 12:05:08
  - I agree. It's a no-brainer (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 10:46:27
    - AS many as we like i think, only restriction is the 5 in the squad rule. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 10:50:05
      - And you can play as many as you want anyway for 2 thousand pounds (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 4, 11:01:20
    - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:48:29
- I see we've been relegated! (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:39:59
- "No doubt there's a little bit of the Welsh connection in that." (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:38:14
  - reminds me... Welsh Rarebit (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:43:13
    - here's something you didn't know (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 10:44:40
      - really? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:45:55
        
        um well it's mentioned here (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 10:51:16
        
        i don't know lots of stuff really (that link dunt work btw) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:53:07
        
        It doesn't, does it. does this? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 10:53:46
        
        this is peculiar (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 10:55:31
        
        OK, I give up (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 10:57:28
        
        it's putting � on the end, remove that and it'll work (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 11:08:50
        
        's actually quite funny, that thread (the lonelyplanet one) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 11:00:22
        
        got there in the end, and you were correct (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 11:07:53
  - reminds me... must go for a leak (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Sep 4, 10:41:25
    - Fleur-de-leeks (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:45:41
Last week I passed through a town called Dry Beaver Creek and I thought (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:27:13
- Have you been here? (General Chat) - harry boulders, Sep 4, 10:37:04
  - Like it. No. But I have been past here (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:42:21
- I vote you stop telling us about your holidays now (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 4, 10:34:12
  - You've done all of them so you are cheating a bit with the etc (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:44:55
  - Our tent nearly blew down and we went hum in a huff. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:36:53
    - Camping. I hate it. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:52:32
- who cares (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 10:29:45
  - True, as long as it doesn't crunch. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 4, 10:45:45
Today's revelation is the reason why I sincerely hope (NCFC) - Jim, Sep 4, 10:12:18
- Yes, sad to see how many people seem to be taking pleasure at the fact we may (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 10:28:32
  - CULLEN! (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:41:12
    - Oh god sorry, That's a bad one. Won't happen again. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 10:43:09
      - Blasphemous child! (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:47:18
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 10:50:32
- The talks are definitely back on (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:16:55
  - I know a lot more than that (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:18:09
    - crazy paving face (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 10:25:25
      - I'll do it for ?20k (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:30:51
        
        i would like (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:37:24
        
        You said 'mood lighting' and 'water feature' (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:48:11
    - Do you know how a water boatman masturbates? (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:21:29
      - No, but i know how a Chinchilla does. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:25:35
        
        Did you know Colonel K in Danger Mouse was a chinchilla? (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 10:28:42
        
        No I didn't - but thanks for that - always nice to learn something new! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 10:40:19
        
        I didn't! He can suck himself off. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:35:03
      - With it's hind legs. They have hairs on them you see, it aids the friction. (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 10:25:20
      - of course (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:23:01
        
        I broke the meniscus once. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:24:23
        
        Did she throw the discus? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:29:18
        
        Si did I - she said she'd done it before, lying cow! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 10:26:14
    - Not as much as me! Want a secret email with everything i know? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:20:03
      - how much do you know? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:21:32
        
        Listen Narc, those Jedi mind tricks wont work on me. I'll put ethics on you! (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:24:13
        
        You don't scare me with your romfordian threats (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:27:22
        
        As an old Burian that's lost on me. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:40:21
- Agree with all of that (NCFC) - BFG, Sep 4, 10:15:16
  - Barclayspirit is barking (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 10:43:35
If we received a take-over bid that included a ?30m investment in the squad from (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:08:47
- walksie will be loving this one ^^^^^ off (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:20:51
  - Do people actually talk about message boards at football games? Sad bastards. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:31:08
- Aye-aye - Do you refer to the Bushbaby of the same name? (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 10:10:23
- Yes. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 10:10:13
- Only if you could do photos with the aye-aye in one of the executive boxes on the Open Day (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:09:53
  - and how would the flea sign shirts? (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 10:10:28
    - With a pen of course (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:12:56
    - can the flea cook? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:12:41
      - I don't know what a bibby is, so I did a Googles Images search (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:15:22
      - It's 'bilby' - a bibby is just a nice word (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:14:27
        
        Oh. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:15:54
        
        FM - I know what a bilby is now, and I'm al in favour. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:17:16
        
        cor, i've just found out what a bilby is as well (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:19:34
        
        Good man! The sooner we get some momentum behind this, the sooner people will wake up and (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:21:59
        
        plus the flea would be able to jump many times its own height into small spaces (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:18:53
        
        Cool - slam it in up front as a target man then.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 4, 10:21:10
        
        I think if you slammed in a flea (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:22:41
        
        OK - cheerfully standing corrected. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 4, 10:23:25
Out of interest (in a non judgemental way I hope) Who would swap 'community' for 'sucess'? (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 09:28:37
- definitely football in the community, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 09:38:27
  - Actually FITC was really good for my nephew. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 09:50:38
  - I know a guy who is/used to be in that and that's spot on (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 09:40:15
    - That was the whole point it was set up, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 09:45:44
      - Are you suggesting that all coaches were once great players? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 09:49:44
        
        No not at all, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 09:56:30
        
        i think it's got fuck all to do with the academy (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:07:49
        
        lol, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 10:11:03
        
        hence the calibre of the "coaches" (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:17:17
        
        FITC isn't about creating professional standard players. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:06:54
        
        And a way getting rid of your kids for a few hours in the holidays. (NCFC) - Small, Sep 4, 10:21:18
        
        NCFC4life is just being a spaz (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:13:47
        
        I know that and thats what i've been saying, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 10:12:13
      - is it really for prospects though? I thought is was mainly for no hopers like me (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 09:48:22
        
        Surely it's for all those kids who enjoy playing football (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 09:57:40
        
        Thats right but they could use that scheme to better effect. (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 10:04:53
        
        Our local school has an ex-scummer who comes in (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 4, 10:08:47
      - but you weren't good enough to make the grade either (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 09:48:12
        
        Because I don't go around teaching kids the way I played. (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 09:52:31
        
        may i suggest that it might be nothing to do with the WAY you played (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 4, 10:03:01
        
        It could well be but i still think it's wrong how they recruit their staff (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 10:06:16
        
        the title football in the community kind of nods in the direction of (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:00:01
    - is it? (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 4, 09:43:43
      - Same here, still went to summer football things though. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 09:49:09
  - Haha (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 09:39:18
    - I mention no names but those of us who have dealt with them before know who they are. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 09:40:38
- Do they have to be mutually exclusive? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 09:37:06
  - No, dun't see why. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 09:40:48
    - Good, I'll have a bit of both then please. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 09:47:04
- I don't care about most of that (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 4, 09:32:41
- I'd like to win the Championship (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 09:31:31
  - maybe come to some agreement with a relegated club? (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 09:32:45
- i could live wthout "interest free" football (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 09:30:31
  - chuckle. See what you've done there. Hard to disagree too. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 09:31:45
Pink balls (Other Sports) - camcan, Sep 4, 09:26:02
- Smut. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 09:26:48
  - I saw this in a kids sweet shop yisty, (Other Sports) - NCFC4life, Sep 4, 09:33:13
Got to give them credit for a commitment (NCFC) - BB_King, Sep 4, 07:36:39
- It keeps the administrators from the door (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Sep 4, 09:21:13
  - Not for long. The club is finished. Washed up. Over. Dead. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 09:22:48
    - Do you mean the loans which will become permo in Jan after the takeover is complete ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 4, 09:27:37
      - well, both Lupoli and Sib have been reported as possible perm's in Jan. (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 09:29:56
      - Goodness me, if the takeover is complete by January (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 09:29:50
        
        Yeah, alright 'Phrankin', cut them a little bit of slack eh ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Sep 4, 09:32:08
- A proud robust family football club (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Sep 4, 09:15:19
  - Steady on. Flock printing incurred a long delay, goodness knows how long it'll take to we (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 09:19:37
- Yeah it does, but ?2m is a lot of money, and is still al ot of money to them (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 08:43:38
  - Have to commend them..... to be clear is this ?2m to cover the turners missing money ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Sep 4, 08:46:11
    - I would think so. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 08:54:01
FAO Tricky (Other Football) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 17:02:03
- Not me. Never played in such a thing. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 17:38:01
  - Maybe getting you mixed up with Denzel. Remember him? (n/m) (Other Football) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 17:53:07
    - Yes. And he does look a bit like a weasel, now you mention it. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 17:56:06
- Not Tricky but... (Other Football) - fleckmatic, Sep 3, 17:19:33
- Bit too much like a Direct Question, that, Funster. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 17:12:29
  - Ah I see. If my ailing memory recalls, he looked a bit like.... (Other Football) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 17:22:47
    - re: 9 (Other Football) - camcan, Sep 3, 17:41:19
      - Ahhh, but if you knew the rest of the anecdote..... (Other Football) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 17:48:58
  - Surely he smoke these (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Sep 3, 17:20:47
- Bristol (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 3, 17:06:29
  - Fullily enough we both went out for drinks there once! (n/m) (Other Football) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 17:08:47
    - Balls - *funnily! (n/m) (Other Football) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 17:09:04
- In a band (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 3, 17:02:38
  - I know he's in a band - "Fun" Dress and Fiel Garvie I believe (Other Football) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 17:08:02
    - I know you know he's in a band (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 3, 17:09:28
      - I know that you know that I know....how do you know anyway? (n/m) (Other Football) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 17:11:07
        
        I knew (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 3, 17:13:14
        
        Do you know Slater well? (n/m) (Other Football) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 17:24:27
        
        nah only remembered things he's said on here (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Sep 3, 17:47:00
He's arrived, after yesterday off basking is splendid vindication (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 16:51:53
- So he is, the big pig fucker. And who is "chi"? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 16:55:47
  - Champion lurker (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 16:56:10
    - the Gibsmeister himself? (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 3, 16:58:52
      - He's gone. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 17:00:30
- *in not is (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 16:52:09
Big shout to Arizona Bay (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 16:31:32
- He does sound like a racehorse, doesn't he? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 16:41:37
  - You and pants obv. :o) (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 16:49:50
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 16:50:55
  - THIRTY ONE! THIRTY ONE! THIRTY ONE! THIRTY ONE! THIRTY ONE! THIRTY ONE! THIRTY ONE! THIRTY (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 16:43:02
    - Well I guess it's to do with betting - I dunno, they always go on about (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 16:47:16
      - Just realised I've reached the age to start lying about it too! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 16:53:24
      - Damn you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 16:51:50
- Not THE MUDDYFUNSTER's list!? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Sep 3, 16:32:51
  - The very same! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 16:37:08
- Result. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 16:32:23
Defination of"the right personalitie" (NCFC) - barclayspirit, Sep 3, 16:19:29
- Someone who ticks all the right boxes. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 16:33:08
- Did you mean personality or personal tie? (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 16:26:00
  - pim hole (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 16:28:47
    - You, me, late at night? in bed? Sounds like Pim O' Clock! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 16:38:11
      - Not you pants - Mrs M I meant! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 16:38:52
- You're my bestest Wrath nutter. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 16:21:08
  - From the makers of Jason Blair and Gaz, This time it's going to be BIG (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 16:22:47
The new Norridge shirts this season. Are they bigger than last season? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 15:55:17
- didn't realise you'd relocated to hong kong (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 3, 16:15:59
- the large i had last year was always a little too fitted for my liking (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 3, 16:06:27
- yes. yes. yes (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 16:01:09
- dunno about last year, but I'm 6 foot and slimline (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 15:56:36
What a flippin gorgeous afternoon (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 15:50:38
- Cardiff...rain....sorry Cricket fans..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 16:51:59
- Weather here (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 16:13:36
  - Outlook is bleak then :) (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 3, 16:14:50
    - only if you open the attachment (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 16:15:58
- There's s a distinct autumnal nip to the air,which I like as autumn is my fav time of year (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 3, 16:11:23
  - Autumn is my favourite season n'all (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 16:16:03
    - North Norfolk Coast is marvelous in Autumn, especially the ship in Weybourne! :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 3, 16:26:52
- looks nice - but quite windy here.... (General Chat) - Boss, Sep 3, 15:57:01
- It's rank up here. Proper yucky. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 15:53:42
  - Agreed....Fecking miserable on the Yorkshire coast :( (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 3, 15:56:37
    - Where are ya? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 15:58:54
      - Scarborough (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 3, 16:00:30
        
        lesbians!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 16:02:33
        
        Pants has finally reached the age where he is legally allowed to buy American Pie 2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 3, 16:03:50
        
        You won't be saying that when you get duffed in late at night by one (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 16:06:52
        
        are you regretting it? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 16:03:07
        
        Regretting living 100 yards from a bar offering buy one get one free on drinks all night? (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 3, 16:07:02
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 16:07:13
        
        Where are you Pants? (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 3, 16:10:32
        
        York (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 16:11:35
        
        If you take away the Lesbos... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 3, 16:13:36
        
        What you doing there? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 16:15:00
        
        Uni (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 3, 16:15:36
        
        Sport related? (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 16:17:21
        
        Computing and business... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 3, 16:18:49
        
        Just looked it up (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 16:21:52
        
        Yes, ones a college the other is part of the uni of hull (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 3, 16:22:50
      - He's on the Yorkshire coast. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 16:00:03
        
        marvin'd! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 16:02:43
        
        Some people just can't read *shakes head* (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 3, 16:01:01
        
        This is what happens to them (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 16:12:02
  - Go to the working men's club for the 'Quiz and Chips' night (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 15:55:12
    - Dominoes up North innit? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Sep 3, 15:56:42
      - and Shut the Box. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 15:59:42
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 16:10:59
    - I'm off booze, and I never go to WMCs. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 15:56:28
      - K in the door (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 15:59:36
"Roeder Faces Transfer Black Hole" (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Sep 3, 15:44:57
- Is it a Super Massive Black Hole?...... (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 16:20:10
  - A bit. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 16:22:48
    - Cheers AB! He could be his son anyway! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 16:28:02
- Is he working on the Large Hadron Collider? (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 3, 15:58:44
- didn't Hartson cause one last year? (NCFC) - mr carra, Sep 3, 15:50:25
  - probably explains why the crowds were so good even when we were sh*t (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 15:54:30
- 'Event Horizon' - that was a bit dark and scary in parts. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 15:48:11
  - I loved that film, really strange but good. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 3, 16:17:10
- and indeed whoever we don't want. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 15:46:47
  - And everything else. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 15:47:59
    - even wood (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 15:49:07
      - and spit (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 15:52:18
        
        and a scooter (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 15:54:19
        
        kids' one or adults' mechanised version? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 15:55:14
        
        Kids' one with a flip down stand near the rear wheel (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 15:55:52
        
        uh-uh (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 15:58:08
        
        Kids that don't end up in A&E at some point haven't had a proper childhood. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 16:02:42
- Clingon (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 3, 15:46:24
  - Get in! (n/m) (NCFC) - Clinganwatch, Sep 3, 15:47:16
"I see that Mike Ashley has been at it again." (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 15:08:10
- You are a bit wrong to have this... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 15:40:42
  - NCFC Investment (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Sep 3, 15:46:57
    - Johnny Balls (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 15:48:46
  - This makes up for it (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 15:43:32
    - Yes, yes it does (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 15:44:52
      - And, I love this off (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 15:46:39
        
        That's the tentometer, hey how'd you do dat. Me gone spat out me mepopmebang. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 15:53:44
        
        You need to make your albumins private - it's in preferences or account set up or (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 15:57:23
        
        I feel violated. Lucky I have nothing to hide except my Jeanette Krankie love and that's (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 15:59:42
DIZZEE RASCAL is coming to the UEA (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Sep 3, 13:45:54
- What's he going to study? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:23:14
  - Darncin' (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 14:48:48
  - Maths + English, of course (n/m) (General Chat) - Declan, Sep 3, 14:39:06
    - Correctamundo (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 14:54:09
    - More like Social Studies (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 14:42:22
  - English. How to speak it properly and how to right (n/m) (General Chat) - Dions wanger, Sep 3, 14:29:21
    - oop., damn enter key, how to write it properly too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dions wanger, Sep 3, 14:29:48
  - Centrifugal Studies (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Sep 3, 14:27:11
- wot a rascal (n/m) (General Chat) - nixon, Sep 3, 13:48:23
- I've just shot me bolt (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 13:47:31
You've just GOT to laugh at the Ippo gang (General Chat) - pieman63, Sep 3, 12:17:56
- They'll never be a City, either. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 3, 12:46:55
  - And that's really all that matters (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 12:49:00
    - ^^^ And he, wore a hat ^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 3, 12:53:57
      - No I didn't - I've got too much hare up there *taps skull* (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 12:58:18
        
        Oh. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 3, 13:02:43
- many of our own would make you believe it's the same though (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Sep 3, 12:33:49
  - Well people believe what they want to (General Chat) - pieman63, Sep 3, 12:44:56
- They secretly crave an airport too although they won't admit it (n/m) (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Sep 3, 12:29:37
- ..... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 3, 12:28:27
  - It's the breathtaking gall of Sheepshanks that really rankles (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 3, 12:37:12
  - The goalie was quality..... (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 3, 12:33:17
    - I thought it was something to do with the goalie? (General Chat) - Klobo04, Sep 3, 12:34:35
      - Sereni (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 3, 12:40:02
- It's the St. John Ambulance, not St. John's Ambulance. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 12:19:08
  - splitter (n/m) (General Chat) - Tomblander, Sep 3, 12:58:26
  - pardon me! :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Sep 3, 12:20:56
  - *Ambliance (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 12:20:23
    - That n'all. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 12:21:47
How DARE the club email me about golf at Dunstons Hall while The Club is Dying in front of (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 12:09:59
- lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 3, 12:34:07
- Hole Sponsorship ?100 (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 3, 12:12:29
  - You can sponsor my hole for a tenner (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 12:14:45
    - whats french for birdie? (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Sep 3, 12:17:08
      - Speaking to French people. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 12:23:05
      - Femme (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 12:21:26
      - La Beak (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 12:18:57
      - noiseau (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Sep 3, 12:17:50
      - La birdie. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 12:17:36
      - Le Birdie? (n/m) (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 3, 12:17:35
        
        Damn you. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 12:19:30
        
        FFF (NCFC) - Kings Lynn Canary, Sep 3, 12:26:32
        
        Balls (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 12:30:03
- Closest to the pin and longest drive (NCFC) - Tim Westwood, Sep 3, 12:12:09
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - scruffy, Sep 3, 12:20:36
Sibierski - "Glenn knows the roles which i can do best, and that's off the striker" (NCFC) - steven, Sep 3, 12:01:50
- What number shirt has he been given? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 12:06:34
  - 68 (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Sep 3, 12:52:08
  - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Sep 3, 12:26:17
  - Matthew Gibson (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 3, 12:16:33
    - . (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 12:17:13
  - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 12:15:03
  - 8000 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 12:10:53
    - . (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 12:16:53
  - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 12:10:30
    - That one was reserved for Matthew Gibson. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 12:14:44
  - Woss ya e-mearl add ress, bor? (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 3, 12:10:11
    - nine@nine.com (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 12:11:14
      - At int..... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 3, 12:12:30
        
        I done a email to you (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 12:14:25
        
        So have I. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 3, 12:19:09
        
        ^^^ Chuckle Brothers... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 3, 12:32:15
        
        My decorator looks just like the big Chuckle..... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 3, 12:34:03
        
        i did n'all (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 3, 13:00:52
  - You've put the mockers on that one matey. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 12:08:17
    - I did consider that but thought "Nah, they're all sensible lads, they'll see me right" (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 12:09:14
  - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 3, 12:07:47
  - 12? (n/m) (NCFC) - steven, Sep 3, 12:07:35
    - . (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 12:16:37
  - 99 (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Sep 3, 12:07:22
    - . (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 12:16:18
- Stadium - Check, Fans - Check, Area - Check, Training Facilities - Negatory (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 3, 12:06:23
Can I help anyone by doing anything for them today??? (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 3, 11:23:28
- can you take your teeth out? (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Sep 3, 11:44:45
- Could do with a couple of photos at decent size / quality... (NCFC) - Declan, Sep 3, 11:42:34
  - Lend me your missus for a pimholing sesh ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 12:16:32
- hack into vodafone records and get my contract ended early (NCFC) - samcd84, Sep 3, 11:38:27
  - Cheers for reminding me. (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 3, 11:56:25
  - They're really good. I beat mine at othello while having a scooby this morning. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 11:39:36
    - not as good as my nokia..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Sep 3, 11:50:36
mm, Breakfast panini (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Sep 3, 10:16:32
- A sandwich filled with football stickers? (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Sep 3, 10:17:50
  - Does anyone have Hans Krankl or the other half of Belgium's badge? (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Sep 3, 10:44:15
    - Someone gave me ProSet cards of Ruel Fox, Robert Rosario and Dion Dublin the other day (General Chat) - samcd84, Sep 3, 10:47:53
    - Did anyone have the Newell's Old Boys badge? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 10:46:40
      - Not as good as the badge for Club Union Nacionale de Taubat? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Sep 3, 11:00:22
      - If I ever get rich enough to buy a title, I might adopt that as my Coat of Arms (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 10:52:13
      - Nob...... (n/m) (General Chat) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 3, 10:49:24
        
        bit harsh. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 11:00:30
  - Maybe, I was eating so quick I didn't look:-) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Sep 3, 10:31:42
Ooh, Roeder, you clever bugger. (NCFC) - mr chimp, Sep 3, 10:12:35
- Great (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 3, 10:36:06
  - Forced lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Sep 3, 11:23:21
  - don't see loans as much diff from 'our' players (NCFC) - mr carra, Sep 3, 10:45:52
    - How does our club survive if we build it from loans? (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 3, 10:52:04
      - haven't you answered your own question? (NCFC) - mr carra, Sep 3, 10:58:08
      - It can still happen. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 10:57:20
      - traditions change (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 3, 10:56:48
        
        I get the fact money is needed (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 3, 11:02:32
        
        they are 'our' players while they are here (NCFC) - mr carra, Sep 3, 11:24:40
    - Fozzy's only signed a year contract (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 10:47:33
      - indeed (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 3, 11:29:49
  - You're not forced. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 10:38:17
    - Really, you mean I can put in a request and ask the club to field the team I support? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 3, 10:40:15
      - What team would that be? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 10:44:01
        
        How about one with a future (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 3, 10:45:58
        
        I'm interested in your first XI (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 3, 10:53:34
        
        If we hadn't sold all "our" players and replaced them with loans we might have one (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 3, 10:59:37
        
        One the one hand you say we ought to be able to sell our players to "balance the books" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 11:02:33
        
        You really are a complete twat (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 3, 11:04:35
        
        who else do you suggest we place them with then? (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 3, 11:34:13
        
        But seriously, would you prefer the loan players we have now (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 11:12:23
        
        We're doing so much better now aren't we (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 3, 11:43:03
        
        Actually, yes we are... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 11:57:03
        
        How do you select the date you want to view? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 3, 11:59:49
        
        edit the last bit of the URL (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 12:02:50
        
        ah, that's a little like how I manage this website (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 3, 13:09:24
        
        That's irrelavant (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 11:52:24
        
        yeah, because the table really means a lot after 4 games doesn't it (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 3, 11:49:58
- Hmm...let's try and get a La Liga XI in on loan on January then! (n/m) (NCFC) - Declan, Sep 3, 10:29:06
- well, i'd hate to say i told you so... (NCFC) - blindasabat, Sep 3, 10:22:55
- I BLAME THE LOANS! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 10:13:32
- Good work whoever posted that query yesterday! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Sep 3, 10:13:29
  - and how many thought it was squit? (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Sep 3, 10:14:02
    - I did. This is good news. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 10:19:03
- I just spotted that. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 3, 10:13:26
  - Presumably it'll be Air Vice-Marshal Archibald-Henville missing out what what? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 10:15:52
    - I assume he will be content with pranging his kite right in the how's-your-father, (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Sep 3, 10:37:41
    - LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 3, 10:31:52
Right, can we stop all this ridiculous speculation about Cullum/The Turners. (NCFC) - Dions wanger, Sep 3, 09:41:54
- FUCKING FUN RUN?! (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 09:53:52
  - people die from all sorts of activities (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 3, 09:55:50
    - Non-smokers die every day. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 09:58:41
      - I'd quit smoking if I didn't think i'd become one of you (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Sep 3, 11:33:43
        
        Whining fucking maggots. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 11:37:54
      - Do they? That sounds rather annoying. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 10:04:11
      - and vegetarians (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 3, 10:03:38
        
        Bacon Deniers you mean. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 10:04:43
        
        you see that's another thing I always read wrongly (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 3, 10:20:23
        
        A heavy denier winter tight can be strangely alluring (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 10:25:08
        
        and geese (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 3, 10:04:27
        
        Every time I snap my fingers a child dies. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 10:05:17
        
        FUCKING STOP IT THEN! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Sep 3, 10:06:55
EDP Front page & Story....... (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 3, 09:29:14
- You still read it though didn't you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Chalk Hill Bitter, Sep 3, 09:54:45
  - Course I did, like I read anything about Norwich, doesn't make it good though does it? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 3, 09:58:09
- if those bastards at archant didn't sensationalise it then (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 3, 09:51:10
  - Does that me we can expect EDP Bingo Wingo and (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 09:57:55
- "on track to move from loss-making to profit-making in the near future" (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Sep 3, 09:50:57
- yes, it's just the interest (NCFC) - Lol Morgan, Sep 3, 09:47:28
  - Are we going to have to sell Eagle to balance the books (NCFC) - Tim Westwood, Sep 3, 09:54:37
  - I thought the Turner loans were interest free? (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 09:50:39
    - *too (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 09:50:57
- A point of order (NCFC) - finkleton, Sep 3, 09:44:50
  - That is a fair point regarding editorial policy, howevet the standard of journalism is (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 3, 09:50:08
    - At least they called him by his name, not by his patronym. (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 3, 10:09:31
      - I thought of you when I saw that and thought you'd be pleased! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 3, 10:13:50
        
        Mind you, they didn't use an eth...... (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 3, 10:42:17
      - Matronym (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 3, 10:12:29
        
        You knew what I meant. (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 3, 10:15:06
    - Yet you're an avid reader of this site! (NCFC) - Tim Westwood, Sep 3, 09:58:07
      - But I like being annoyed, lets me know I'm alive! (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 3, 10:05:50
- I was going to post something like that (NCFC) - scruffy, Sep 3, 09:43:52
- Great minds Jafski. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 3, 09:39:20
  - Well they obviously have tits writing their articles so...... (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Sep 3, 09:42:52
- Funny how Cullum's offer changes slightly every week... (NCFC) - Ben, Sep 3, 09:34:22
- excellent post (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 3, 09:31:51
- but when the most exciting thing recently has been dialect road signs (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 3, 09:30:39
  - There's obviously massive tension between Delia and Archant (NCFC) - Brandonio, Sep 3, 09:34:31
    - It seems to be that way (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 3, 09:38:13
  - Inner City London are going to be written in Jafaican (n/m) (NCFC) - harry boulders, Sep 3, 09:32:16
I'll try and lighten the mood with a little quiz. So much doom and gloom today. (NCFC) - Snakey, Sep 2, 16:51:15
- Murray, Lappin, Spillane, Brellier, Martin, Brown (NCFC) - Snakey, Sep 2, 17:02:42
- Mumby, Barry, Denzel , Gibson, Graham and selwyns (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 2, 16:54:56
  - are in the garden. 2009 comes to the diary room (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 2, 16:55:56
    - Sleazeball Barry had a wank in the shower before proposing to Sarah's Ample Charms (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Sep 2, 17:01:31
- Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, Titch and Matty Gibbo. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 2, 16:53:23
- Martin, Lappin, Spillane, Murray, Brown, (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 2, 16:52:19
  - It was Dave Striker wasn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Sep 2, 16:54:54
    - I think so yes. (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 2, 16:56:23
  - Matthew Gibson (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 2, 16:53:18
    - I need my husband here (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 2, 16:54:03
- Philip, Sarah, Rachel, Graham, Nigel and Simon (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 2, 16:52:15
  - went to a lavender farm (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 2, 16:59:59
    - smell to get well (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 2, 17:00:57
      - eat batter to feel better (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Sep 2, 17:07:04
        
        cook microwave meals in a slow cooker (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Sep 2, 17:19:12
May I just say MuNby (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 2, 16:42:17
- i know it's munby (NCFC) - Dave in France, Sep 2, 16:43:58
  - so does the man with the website (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 2, 16:44:43
    - If one says "She's wearing mumblers", what does one mean? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 2, 16:45:50
      - one doesn't know (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 2, 16:48:07
        
        5 5 6 5 6 (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Sep 2, 16:50:59
      - I mean she has mumblers on. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 2, 16:47:19
        
        aah yes (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 2, 16:49:39
        
        or "moose knuckle" or "camel toe" (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Sep 2, 16:52:53
        
        "She's wearing mumblers" seems so much more polite (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 2, 16:53:54
        
        has it been used anywhere? (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 2, 16:54:57
        
        Good Lord! One would doubt it. Ask Tumbly, he's his mate (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 2, 16:56:22
        
        They go to the cricket together. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 2, 16:59:35
        
        And he loved him off outside the Ricoh. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 2, 17:00:38
        
        When did Velasco go off very early -was that at the Ricoh? (NCFC) - camcan, Sep 2, 17:01:51
        
        One tends to agree with one at this juncture. (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, Sep 2, 16:54:51