i would like

a courtyard garden directly leading from the kitchen to replace the existing uneve lawned area, a terraced area overlooking the field done in cotswold flagstones and cobble setts with an outdoor kitchen and mood lighting, the entire lawned area is to be relaid with premium turf and the entire east hedge is to be removed and replaced with a flint knapped wall and an oak gate leading to the front drive which should have the shingle removed and replaced with brick weave paving. also the groundworks and landscaping for mrs tombs gadenhouse should be included and a water faeture to the side of the terrace beside the plum tree. if you can manage all this by mid october then i'll pay a bonus and a weekly bacon sandwich allowance.

Posted By: Tomblander on September 4th 2008 at 10:37:24

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Today's revelation is the reason why I sincerely hope (NCFC) - Jim, Sep 4, 10:12:18
- Yes, sad to see how many people seem to be taking pleasure at the fact we may (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 10:28:32
  - CULLEN! (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:41:12
    - Oh god sorry, That's a bad one. Won't happen again. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 10:43:09
      - Blasphemous child! (n/m) (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:47:18
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Sep 4, 10:50:32
- The talks are definitely back on (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:16:55
  - I know a lot more than that (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:18:09
    - crazy paving face (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Sep 4, 10:25:25
      - I'll do it for ?20k (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:30:51
        
        i would like (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:37:24
        
        You said 'mood lighting' and 'water feature' (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:48:11
    - Do you know how a water boatman masturbates? (NCFC) - Holden Caulfield, Sep 4, 10:21:29
      - No, but i know how a Chinchilla does. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:25:35
        
        Did you know Colonel K in Danger Mouse was a chinchilla? (n/m) (NCFC) - Johnny Comecardiff, Sep 4, 10:28:42
        
        No I didn't - but thanks for that - always nice to learn something new! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 10:40:19
        
        I didn't! He can suck himself off. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:35:03
      - With it's hind legs. They have hairs on them you see, it aids the friction. (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 10:25:20
      - of course (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:23:01
        
        I broke the meniscus once. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Sep 4, 10:24:23
        
        Did she throw the discus? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Sep 4, 10:29:18
        
        Si did I - she said she'd done it before, lying cow! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Sep 4, 10:26:14
    - Not as much as me! Want a secret email with everything i know? (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:20:03
      - how much do you know? (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:21:32
        
        Listen Narc, those Jedi mind tricks wont work on me. I'll put ethics on you! (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:24:13
        
        You don't scare me with your romfordian threats (n/m) (NCFC) - Tomblander, Sep 4, 10:27:22
        
        As an old Burian that's lost on me. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Sep 4, 10:40:21
- Agree with all of that (NCFC) - BFG, Sep 4, 10:15:16
  - Barclayspirit is barking (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Sep 4, 10:43:35

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