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I phoned the swine flu hotline (General Chat) - Firstnews, Jun 12, 13:10:47
- I phoned the swine 'flu hotline, (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 13:11:36
  - I 'phoned the swine 'flu hotline, (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 13:13:40
    - I phoned the swine flu hotline (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:22:34
      - I phoned the swine flu hotline (General Chat) - megson, Jun 12, 13:26:10
Appeal to Medi-Wrath: How, in the sweet name of Angela Rippon's silken thighs, does one (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 12:48:01
- apply imac wax strips to afflicted eyeball (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 13:08:37
- Stick your eye in a bath of these (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:05:44
- Hit the back of your head with a lump hammer. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 12, 12:58:14
- coax it out with a scalpel (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:55:55
- tow rope and mole grips. Or if they aren't to hand, use an octopuses tentacle (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:53:49
- Take a full on spunk shot to the affected area - that should shift it... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 12:52:57
  - who doesn't? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 13:10:36
- Blink a lot. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 12:52:38
- he has you know (General Chat) - Everything, Jun 12, 12:52:25
- Optrex eyebath? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:51:16
  - ^^Ridiculous (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:59:16
- take your eye out and wash it. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 12, 12:50:25
- Running water, pull up eye lid, blink under running water until gone. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:50:18
- can of this should shift it (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:49:56
  - or WD40. Must have some of that in the shed, unless you're a bender. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:50:36
    - WD80 in my shed (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:52:51
      - Is that what started your house fire a few weeks ago. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 12, 12:53:47
        
        that and a wheelie bin mislocation situation (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:55:00
- pop your eyeball out give it a spit and polish and put it back in (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 12:49:53
  - Helpless giggles (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:50:35
- They should be on the outside of your eyelid. I'd see a cosmetic surgeon if I were you (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:48:52
Don't know your arse from your elbow (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:36:55
- the pancreas looks a bit like a penis (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 12:39:18
- fuck off you dutch twat (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:38:00
  - At least I know where the twat is located (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:39:03
    - Only cos your missus is professional Twat Monitor (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:39:54
      - after work must be like a busmans holiday (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:40:33
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:40:22
        
        Shocking first quarter from your boys, Schteve (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:44:07
        
        No neither did I. 12 hrs in a bus and a night in a genuine (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:47:00
        
        I did notice, yes (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:53:43
        
        Ah, outmuscled yes... (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:57:50
        
        6' 8" 23st. And mobile. Caption competition: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 13:05:51
        
        Coo, that's big (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:08:17
        
        Acsherlly that photo should have the caption: (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 13:25:59
        
        Dangling a fly in front of malky (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 14:05:45
        
        the must be what its like for not clickit types to read my clicket posts. (General Chat) - megson, Jun 12, 12:56:32
  - bloody hell Tombs getting all BNP on yer (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jun 12, 12:38:50
    - Big Netherlands Pratt? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:44:03
      - Did Schteve shit in your handbag or something, tombs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:44:42
        
        Not yet, but good idea (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:47:44
        
        well he comes on here slagging britain of and spouting off about yankee rugby whilst livin (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:47:25
        
        Fuck you (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:48:16
        
        belgium is holland minus cheese (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:52:02
        
        we don't care (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:53:05
        
        Plus lots of fit blonde women, lovely buildings, an interesting history, some great art (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:54:59
        
        waffles (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 12:58:25
        
        I think he's talking about Holland, not Belgium (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 13:01:10
        
        i know and i'm talking about Belgium not Holland (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 13:06:10
        
        Correct (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:02:56
        
        flat as a witches tit, clogs, cheese (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:58:15
        
        Flat = easy biking, cheese = cheese on toast heaven (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:03:46
        
        CoT with dutch cheese is just T (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 13:08:39
        
        Oh I dunno, Tombs, I had a Gouda CoT last week, which was magnifico-co-co-co-co. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 13:12:53
        
        They dunt sell Dutch cheese in the UK (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 13:30:02
        
        Fishy fingers in a couple of nice juicy baps to soak up my special sauce (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 13:10:13
        
        smooth (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 13:12:06
    - Just because I'm black (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:39:20
Jealous... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 12:34:57
- I'd like a banjo, too, one day. Actually, I'd like a banjitar (saw the bird out of Basker (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 12:40:57
  - If I had a banjo, I'd be out in the nearest field slapping some poor cow's arse with it (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:49:30
  - Can't imagine why it was so cheap (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:48:32
  - I'm seeing BAskery next month as it 'appens... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 12:47:17
    - Yeah, one day. Baskery are brilliant live, you'll love it. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 12:55:14
      - Yeah, I too have their latest long player disc... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 13:03:46
FAO AB (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 12, 12:15:04
- Evening News reporter, Rob Garratt, left, learns how to look like an utter knob (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:17:19
  - George Formby was cool as, by the way (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 12, 12:21:54
    - Don't talk bollocks Clapton Man, he was shit and a very dull one trick pony... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 12:37:51
    - Oh yes. Cool as. (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:25:30
      - boo. Can't view youtoob. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 12, 12:25:51
        
        OK, try it this way (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:27:51
        
        dunno (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 12, 12:30:00
        
        I think OG might have had a Public School Encounter, you know the sort I mean, (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 12:33:14
        
        ^^^^ very, very defensive and insecure ^^^^ (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:38:48
        
        I've got TH and FP backing me up, I am indestructible. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 12:43:29
        
        Not sure I'd want FP backing me up, matron! (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:45:59
        
        He loves it when I take his rear... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 12:50:45
        
        ^^^^ back to the public school experiences again ^^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Jun 12, 12:49:17
    - sounds a bit of a sexist twat though (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:23:35
    - He had a house in Wroxham, I seen it last Saturday when I was on a boot trip. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:23:11
- he also invented the lean mean grilling machine don't forget (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:16:01
  - And the trouser press. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:16:50
    - shame he didn't combine all three (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:18:49
My email to Mcknobby (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 12, 11:52:37
- Maybe he hasn't replied because he's not gay? (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 12, 12:00:17
  - He hasn't replied because he didn't open the email (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:07:51
- I've emailed him to say it was a disgrace how he handled Huckerby's exit MCKNOBBY OUT. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 11:58:57
  - McKnobby - like that one meggers. That's the one for me. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:01:14
    - TBF, Charles put it in the post that started this thread so i can't really claim it....... (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 12:03:42
      - Oh yeah. I'm giving you the credit anyway. Nice one meggers. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:07:09
        
        you utter turd (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 12, 12:17:57
        
        You can't polish me. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:19:57
        
        You could polish my stick any day of the week (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 12, 12:20:48
        
        Er, I'm logging off now. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:22:19
        
        bonus, (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 12:08:13
    - Scottish Mafia. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 12:03:01
- Virtually every new appointment we've had over the past few years has talked of "loyal (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 11:56:27
  - its madness (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 11:59:59
  - have you been whooshed there malky? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 11:58:15
    - Just a bit! (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:59:57
      - I've been getting whooshed a lot on here recently - I seriously need to take a step back (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 12:01:51
        
        that's the spirit! I'm on holiday too and have been signing/whistling Cliff Richard all (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 12:04:20
        
        You see, that's not right Meggers. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 12:05:32
        
        Yes it is, all together now "we're all going on a summer holiday, no more worries for a (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 12:06:49
        
        ^^^tranqs kicking in. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 12:07:25
        
        lol. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 12:08:27
        
        and yes, yes i did mean SIGNING not SINGING. I've been signing my name as Cliff ok? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 12:04:55
        
        woh, calm down meggers. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 12:06:46
        
        lol, possibly. Wibble *twitch* (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 12, 12:07:24
- He doesn't start until 22nd June. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jun 12, 11:53:34
  - 10 day holiday in scratby i reckon (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 12:00:45
  - ah, that explains it then (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 12, 11:56:18
    - Thicko (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jun 12, 11:56:51
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 12, 12:18:23
Lots of optimism about this appointment. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 11:49:05
- For Pete's sake malky (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:53:36
  - You're right, it's not. I'll reserve judgement. (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 11:55:20
  - You're wrong about ukeleles. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:54:41
    - ^^^ insecure and deeply worried ^^^ (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:56:19
      - I must say I'm the the Gitsers camp when it comes to the Ukelele. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 11:59:59
        
        to be fair (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 12:02:25
        
        Good call - there's nothing like a well-turned ankle (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:05:55
        
        Not if they're fat and puffy and smell. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 12:03:57
        
        still sound ok to me (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 12:07:19
        
        not if they turn into cankles - like my sister in law with the talcs! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 12:03:32
      - I have enough reserves of cool and suave sophistication to not get That Way. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:58:24
        
        No (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:04:55
        
        You'll see. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 12:24:29
- yes, but... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 11:52:53
- C- (Must Try Harder) (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 12, 11:52:29
- new directors as well in a few days time, that might be interesting, Malks. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 12, 11:50:50
  - Are there? yes - that could be interesting. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 11:53:46
they may be thinking it's a fall (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 11:43:18
- Let's hope it's serious. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 12, 11:54:32
- ... Tap-dancing shoes brushed off and ready ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:46:07
I wonder if this appointment will have any effect... (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 12, 11:33:35
- Claimed mine (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jun 12, 11:59:52
- I've claimed mine. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 11:47:23
- I was umming and ahhing for a while. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 11:38:32
- The appointment of David McNally is just a PR stunt to get more people to leave their reba (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 11:37:29
  - I agree, it's a disgrace (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 12, 11:40:27
    - That's just what it is blackmail, if only Huckerby was still here. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 11:43:29
      - It's of have a fucking disgrace. Have we'd of have kept him I'd of have been still in the (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 11:46:07
        
        Ukeleles. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:48:03
        
        Seeking assurance from malky about what's normal and what's not (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:54:48
        
        They are excellent - my nephew is a whiz on one. And mandolins. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 11:50:01
        
        I'm getting a mandolins next. What I really want is a mandocello, but they are ????. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:53:04
        
        I've got one you can have. (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 11:54:58
  - oh shush (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jun 12, 11:38:11
- had already left mine with them... now tho I think it may not be wasted (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 12, 11:35:47
- i've already claimed (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 11:35:27
  - claimed it and spent it already (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 12, 11:38:53
- was anyway (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 11:34:58
  - Yeah same here, just wondered if there are any converts... (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 12, 11:36:01
Official SMS: David McNally - former Fulham Managing Director. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:04:43
- Important first questions...... (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Jun 12, 11:16:09
  - Was Mrs Doomy a looker? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:17:54
    - I don't think there was a Mrs Doomy (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 11:21:26
    - "What first attracted you to the short, balding multi-millionaire Paul Daniels?" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:19:30
- ww2 (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 12, 11:08:17
- Teach you to go off practising When I'm Cleaning Windows instead of monitoring the SMSage (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:08:14
  - I'm getting a mandolin next, after I've mastered the Uke. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:09:33
    - Then a Dungeons & Dragons set, then a nylon jumper, then a wispy beard, then body odour, (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:12:04
      - ^^^^^ lattituder described ^^^^^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 11:41:35
    - Moving to a tin of oranges then ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Jun 12, 11:11:26
***Official SMS*** (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 11:04:35
- this probably isn't him... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 11:07:56
  - but this is (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 11:10:29
    - and he does seem rather good (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 11:12:33
      - and to keep OG happy (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 11:19:42
        
        Way-hey! (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:23:30
        
        rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 11:22:10
      - bloody hell he's talking about promo being "essential" & "not interested in" consolidation (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 12, 11:19:39
        
        I know, it's amazing! (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:24:18
      - nd it appears we have some new directors lined up to...things are a-changing (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 12, 11:17:33
        
        And there it is. A puncture wound to the bubble of optimism. Sanchez. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 11:24:13
- Oooooooooooooooooooooo (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:07:33
  - rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 12, 11:09:11
  - I'm relieved (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 11:08:59
  - Plenty of time for it to become obviously stupid, watch this space. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:08:32
    - Likely first issues (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 11:10:10
- bit o info (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 11:05:55
  - Yep, the radio woman just read that out. (n/m) (NCFC) - nixon, Jun 12, 11:10:47
  - *********"McNally's strong links with sportswear giant Nike"*************** (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:09:36
    - stop it your killing me... (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 12, 11:15:06
  - now that does sound promising (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 12, 11:07:52
    - XXL is already salivating re possibility of a Nike switch (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 11:08:25
      - sounds like a good appt... links in sports buiness & was linked with top job @ Arsenal (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 12, 11:11:02
      - *chuckle* (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 11:09:21
- Phew. (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 11:05:43
AB forms a band (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 10:56:45
- Tremendulous. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 10:59:16
  - By the way, just for the avoidance of doubt, that isn't a ukelele. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:00:05
    - by the way (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 12, 11:01:11
- I've got the teeshirt (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 12, 10:58:35
CX (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 10:41:02
- I just entertain a fantasy (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 10:42:13
  - Fred the Shred? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 10:43:19
    - you going sleb spotting at lunchtime? (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 10:48:29
      - what chance of 5 minutes to pitch NCFC to William Henry Gates III? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 10:53:20
        
        is NCFC a humanitarian cause do you think? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 10:56:44
      - Miles Hunt has done well for himself since the demise of the Wonderstuff. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 10:51:25
        
        Wonderstuff have reformed and still gigging (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 10:54:27
Just bought a ukelele. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 10:25:26
- he plays in Midfield dunt he? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 10:37:03
- ^^^ trying to be Shaun Keaveny (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 10:26:44
  - Eh? Is he playing a ukelele these days? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 10:27:37
    - he had a Flying Vee ukelele (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 10:31:09
      - Firm I've just bought mine from was doing Flying V ukes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 10:35:25
        
        this 'un? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 10:40:43
        
        Oh yes, THAT one's ridiculous, all OTHER ukeles are of course COMPLETELY NOT ridiculous (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 10:54:04
        
        George Formby didn't play a ukelele. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:02:06
        
        I didn't say he did, ficko (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:06:34
        
        just soooo out of touch... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 10:56:46
        
        That's a little bit embarrassing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:06:04
        
        Choose your future (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:07:04
        
        Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:01:37
        
        I'm a serious musician, I'll have you know. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:07:56
        
        I spent my university days going to chemistry lectures (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 12, 11:11:27
        
        A close shave (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:13:46
        
        seemed to be a condition of picking up a chemistry degree (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 12, 11:16:41
        
        Fuckanory. No, a black one. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 10:41:47
FAO Technogeekfaces. Is it easy enough to setup and run a network hard drive? (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 09:51:53
- My goodness it got very pens down there vvvvvvvvvvv (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 12, 10:49:04
- you can do it with one of these (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 10:15:04
- Piece of piss. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 10:01:28
  - Is it easy enough to link to t'web? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 10:06:33
    - vvv (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 10:07:01
  - Oh, hang about - you need access over the internets don't you .... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 10:06:14
    - i know my Buffalo LinkStation does do it (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 10:10:33
      - not there^^^ but around the side of here (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 10:12:53
    - OMG - History in the making ^^^ right here! (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 10:08:03
  - 10p... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 10:05:23
- my NAS was easy to set up, but i've not set it up to be accessed across the net (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 10:01:20
- why don't you use one of the online services (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:52:59
  - Not great if you've got ADSL broadband. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 10:02:41
    - no ones got sdsl, it costs too much (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 10:04:22
  - I use dropbox at the moment but the 2Gb space is too small really. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 09:55:56
    - get a bigger floppy disk (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 09:58:29
    - you can get more from box.net if you pay (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:57:41
      - chairs anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 09:59:59
what position do you think NCFC will finish at the end of next season? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 12, 09:29:08
- 14th (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 12, 10:35:55
- 5th (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jun 12, 10:15:47
- So, that all averages out at 8.8* or 9th as we like to call it. Good (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 12, 09:48:07
- 10th (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jun 12, 09:42:07
  - After Gunny is sacked? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 12, 09:42:46
    - no, gunny needs to be given 2 years minimum, even if we lose all our games 9-0... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 09:55:17
- 10th (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, Jun 12, 09:40:59
- 9th (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 09:40:11
- 13 (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 09:39:54
- got to be 9th intut. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 09:37:31
- 8th (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:35:52
  - we won't because we always choke (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 12, 09:37:34
- 4th (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 12, 09:35:16
- Reverse Cowgirl (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 12, 09:35:08
- 9th (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 09:31:38
- 2nd (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 09:30:30
  - in most games, I think thats were we will finish too (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 12, 09:32:29
    - bookmark it and weep!...... (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 09:45:27
I'm already cross. (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:02:13
- I've been through this before, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 09:30:47
  - we did buy a midfielder earlier this week. (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:38:39
    - I missed this midfielder coming in. (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 09:42:00
      - and with a name like Gill (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:43:06
        
        lol, I assume there has been an obligatory fish pun thread/XI? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 09:45:29
        
        nah - you know this board (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:48:07
        
        Shark at her. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 10:03:55
        
        Not sure of the porpoise of your post (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 12, 10:10:09
        
        Hali-But you are assuming there was a purpose! (n/m) (NCFC) - Muddyfunster, Jun 12, 10:18:45
        
        that knocked him off his perch. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 10:22:32
        
        bunch of clownfish! (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 09:48:50
        
        Oh, only seven or eight. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 09:47:42
  - if your first dive was ok with an 18 ltr bottle (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 12, 09:36:57
    - That and he still hasn't figured out he's not a fish. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 09:40:56
    - a bit (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 09:38:16
  - I expect that's why Gill was bought in. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 09:34:31
    - Who is Gill? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 09:35:00
      - Mr Motivator (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 09:41:51
        
        lol, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 09:44:37
      - Lad we signed in the week, off of Exeter. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 09:41:31
        
        ah well, I missed that fucker sneak in. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 09:42:27
  - but with the ?1m we will be able to buy a decent Div3 (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 09:32:52
- I think it's just the reality and experience of the situation setting in, in my life time (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 12, 09:06:46
  - except that it's the reality thing that seems to be missing (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:09:56
- Absolutely (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Jun 12, 09:06:26
- you have answered the problem really (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 12, 09:06:06
Clingan swap with Robbie Simpson (NCFC) - roland rat, Jun 12, 06:49:55
- I think Robbie Simpson (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Jun 12, 08:58:17
  - Never rely on Roberts that call themselves Robbie. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 09:00:53
    - good advice (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 12, 09:03:22
    - Robbie Savage is certainly mental.. (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 09:03:11
      - Are there copyright issues with that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Jun 12, 09:07:40
        
        not really, D&G is overpriced shite purchased by very shallow people (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 12, 09:10:02
        
        "I have lots of money but no idea - D&G -they're famous aren't they" (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:11:30
        
        Fame is not necessarily a good reason on which to base a purchasing whim (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 12, 09:15:38
        
        Yeah, they probably paid him to have it done! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 09:10:45
  - lol you tell em Duncan! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 08:59:57
- I can't see the point, if this is true, of swapping our best midfielder, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 08:57:22
  - Gill is the midfielder to replace Clingan, Simpson is the striker to replace a loanee (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 09:49:55
  - because we don't have a choice! (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:01:11
    - I know what you're saying but I didn't explain my point properly, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 09:19:53
      - but the suggestion is there's money too (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:28:39
        
        true, if there's money involved then fair enough, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 09:32:41
    - I really think some fans haven't really realised just how far we've sunk (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 12, 09:04:34
      - I fully realise the sit-u-shun, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 09:21:32
        
        I don't think I want to know these stories...things are depressing enough already (n/m) (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 12, 09:34:26
        
        Seriously, you don't. I'm not going to share them anyway, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 09:36:49
      - Well Mr C's friend who knows a bit about him says 'great deal' (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:06:44
        
        I mean in general rather than about any specific player or deal (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 12, 09:14:03
        
        yes I know that you were speaking in general (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:17:14
        
        one of my hopes was that relegation would get rid of those with Prem expectations (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 12, 09:24:28
        
        Boo you've let us down again! (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 09:22:22
        
        Hooray!! (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:25:09
        
        Pucker up ....... x (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 09:29:34
        
        at 6'1 he should come under the category of bigfellaupfront. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 09:11:29
        
        waggers will be "bolting him on" then (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 12, 09:16:43
        
        at 23 is he young enough to be Master Robbie (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:18:03
        
        I think he'll be all right (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:12:14
        
        but he fits into neither the young up and coming player or part of an experienced spine (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 12, 09:20:40
        
        Cody didn't fit into those categories either (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 09:23:19
        
        he hasn't played that much - remember he did a degree first (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:22:29
        
        OK I understand that sometimes taking a step back is needed to take two steps forward (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 12, 09:29:52
        
        or perhaps on the positive side (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:41:43
        
        I think so too Mrs C (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 09:18:20
        
        including the man many wanted to be manager here (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 09:19:03
  - if a player wants to go you try and get a good deal (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 09:01:02
  - look on the brightside at lease he has links to the area and I am sure he (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 12, 09:00:05
    - Paul Warne (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Jun 12, 09:01:06
  - With Neilly Weilly gone (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Jun 12, 08:59:45
- Gunn out (NCFC) - Firstnews, Jun 12, 08:10:13
  - Can't afford to turn it down (NCFC) - inutero, Jun 12, 08:26:59
    - Yep good business for a Div3 club with an asset that wants to go (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 08:30:00
      - I understand that point but is it worth holding on to him 'til Jan (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 12, 08:34:20
        
        like Croft. (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 08:37:03
        
        we are not a lucky club are we!!! (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 12, 08:44:10
        
        no we aren't (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 12, 08:55:03
  - Yeah. We've decided to get rid of Clingan 'cos we don't want any good players (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 12, 08:17:55
    - ha ha (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 12, 10:21:11
  - Not that we have a choice now (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 12, 08:13:24
- Clingan + ?1m according to poster on Pinkun... here's his Wiki page (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 12, 07:33:21
  - Article on EDP now, deal not imminent but could happen next wk (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jun 12, 07:45:21
    - Surely Simpson is worth the grand sum of fuck all? (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 12, 08:16:56
      - But I agree that we'll struggle next season (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 12, 09:02:22
      - What has changed? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 12, 09:00:58
      - from what I remember (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 08:36:08
      - Dion Dublin wasn't good enough for us as a youth player (NCFC) - Maillot Jaune, Jun 12, 08:30:55
        
        meanwhile we held on to great youngsters now plying their trade at (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 08:37:59
        
        Whats Drew Broughton up to nowadays? Surely worth a swap deal with Wes. (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 12, 08:49:08
        
        Was at Rotherham last season (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 12, 08:51:14
        
        He is up there with Lloyd Owusu and Darren Byfield! (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 12, 08:52:22
- who? (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Jun 12, 07:02:57
FAO Pants (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 16:35:57
- Cool (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 16:37:03
  - aye, that's what the 2nd link was supposed to be to (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 16:49:22
    - ? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 11, 16:58:25
      - bluff (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 17:05:53
        
        WHAT?? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 11, 17:09:25
        
        it is jcc (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 17:23:08
        
        linky linkage... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 18:36:41
        
        If I find it will you stop sneering at me? (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 18:48:41
        
        if you find it i will kiss your chuddies (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 19:09:46
        
        The best bit about it all is (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 19:15:05
        
        does that mean you can't find it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 19:19:27
        
        I haven't even tried looking for it (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 19:42:00
        
        just stick to the subject and stop trying to turn this into something it's not (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 19:50:51
        
        like clockwork (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 23:40:17
        
        haha, I'm glad about this as well (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 23:43:24
        
        *heavy sigh* (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 08:08:15
        
        please tell me that's going to happen? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 12, 10:33:59
        
        Charles... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 17:12:39
        
        not me (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 11, 18:17:23
        
        thinks it's bev/jcc/itaoah (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 11, 17:10:03
      - pants is tehwatch? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 17:01:23
        
        No way (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 11, 17:03:25
        
        I don't think he's quite imaginative enough to be malky (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 11, 17:05:03
        
        I'm with TH. This tehwatch outing needs to stop, and stop now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 17:11:42
        
        ^^^ tehwatch revealed (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 11, 17:16:17
        
        ^^^nervously trying to change the subject (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 11, 17:13:57
        
        I agree as well (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 11, 17:13:33
        
        It's malky (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 11, 17:10:36
        
        It's obviously malky (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 11, 17:24:08
        
        ^^^ the real tehwatch (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 17:13:17
        
        so who were you before then (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 11, 17:11:42
        
        It's not EoM (General Chat) - Small, Jun 11, 18:28:29
        
        always been me. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 11, 17:25:34
        
        Wish I hadn't said owt now, part 140984 (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 17:04:55
        
        first one to mention irony, is a meely mouthed crotch pheasant (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 7, 11:33:20
African Proverb of the day: (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 15:18:26
- wrath proverb of the day (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 11, 15:30:30
  - who did that? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 15:35:37
    - I did (n/m) (General Chat) - Your Mum, Jun 11, 16:56:07
    - cooooo eeeee!!!! Marvin, hello (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 15:49:15
    - i've found Pomposity Watch and Apostrophe Watch but sadly can't find any more, though i do (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 15:43:19
      - I had "Shit Joke Police" a while ago. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 16:22:31
        
        perhaps when the earth is about to hit mercury (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 11, 16:25:03
      - I'm sure he outed himself by accident (General Chat) - Small, Jun 11, 15:54:10
        
        That was a different watch (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 11, 15:56:00
        
        aye, that's what i thought n'all (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 16:02:09
        
        I think he may have been clingonwatch (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 11, 16:08:40
        
        I was/am (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 16:11:21
        
        pants outed himself as Pomposity Watch a while ago (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 11, 16:06:06
        
        you accused him of being Pomposity Warden (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 16:18:03
        
        Oh yeah you're right (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 11, 17:10:56
        
        incredible (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 17:12:30
        
        oh yeah, this was it (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 11, 17:22:26
        
        I think from looking at that, it's obvious who it is (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 17:25:51
        
        No, it's clearly not you (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 11, 19:02:32
        
        Once I read the whole fashionable (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 19:09:01
        
        errrr, no I didn't. Tricky Marvin to the max today (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 16:10:41
        
        Enough already. (n/m) (General Chat) - Watchwatch, Jun 11, 16:18:03
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 11, 16:29:57
        
        I did think it was JCC who outed himself by accident... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 11, 15:55:42
      - J'accuse (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 11, 15:50:01
      - Cool, it's not him, I just made it all up (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 15:49:59
        
        no... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 15:59:11
FAO Mr F. Panda. esq. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 11, 13:38:50
- No I didn't but thanks... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:40:41
  - no probs. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 11, 13:45:17
  - I've used that fruityloops. Well, played with it, nothing serious. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 13:44:50
    - That's the great thing about it. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 11, 13:50:53
      - I'm lying, it wasn't fruityloops, it was Acid loops or Acid, or suffen. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 14:02:48
      - Are you Bev as well? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:56:07
        
        No (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 11, 13:59:50
        
        Is everyone, including me, Bev? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:56:30
        
        As in there's a whole lot of Bevving goin' on? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:57:01
        
        I'm Bevving one off. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 11, 14:35:40
"To Slag aka snitch.... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:27:34
- Where'd you get that from? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 13:31:48
- Chraming indeed. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 11, 13:31:35
  - It's the Bill, innit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 11, 13:35:41
    - Careful or you'll be up before the beak. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 11, 13:38:00
    - Nope, it's form this... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:37:00
      - *from* (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:38:23
      - I feared that would be it (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 11, 13:38:19
        
        I love TEHWATCH, they are my favourite poster. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 11, 13:41:12
        
        Why are so many suddenly up for a bit of hot tehwatch action?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:44:56
        
        Cos he makes me lol and that. To be fair. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 11, 13:47:10
        
        Yeah, but like many you'd not mentioned him... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:51:27
        
        Props to you bruv, yous is proper old skool wiv tehwatch innit. Respeck. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 11, 13:55:55
        
        yep (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 13:43:45
        
        Come on Pantsy, I swear, oh Pansty, at this moment it means everything. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 11, 13:46:28
        
        he's the boards boxing expert (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 13:52:03
        
        Bev? Really? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:53:03
        
        you knows it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 13:57:10
        
        I really wouldn't have guessed... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:59:02
        
        I think they appeared together once - you know tehwatch posting wrongly (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 11, 14:00:25
        
        Who is Bev? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 11, 13:58:18
        
        Bev Hills AKA ITAOAH and many more... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 14:01:13
        
        ITAOAH? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 11, 14:03:39
        
        In the Absence Of A Horse... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 14:05:16
        
        Oh. Chairs. Never seen a post from him/her. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 11, 14:06:44
        
        Oh but you have... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 14:07:41
        
        Office Of Government Commerce? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 11, 14:10:58
        
        In the abscense of a horse (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 14:04:53
        
        Oh. Chairs. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 11, 14:06:04
        
        *pfft* he dunt know (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 13:51:54
        
        The scrampton sneer. My daily life wouldn't be so complete without this constant (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 14:04:01
        
        you think i sneer at you alone? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 14:10:39
        
        anyway, if the directory worked, I could prove it to you (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 14:13:51
        
        "if the directory worked" that is really bloody annoying intut, get it sorted please Ben (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 14:19:07
        
        He always has a better idea than me but that ain't saying much really... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:53:55
        
        actually JCC isn't a bad shout, still, no more than a guess intut (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 14:03:42
        
        Haha, you're still at it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 14:05:13
        
        I think it would be spoiled if you knew (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 11, 13:48:26
        
        Is it your hubby then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:51:54
        
        nah - he's rarely on here daytimes (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 11, 13:53:26
        
        What do you mean, my Dad? It's not him is it? It's Santa right? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 11, 13:51:37
        
        See above... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 11, 13:39:39
Surprised? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 11, 13:00:30
- Bebo sold for ?850m!! Wonder what the Wrath is worth. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 11, 13:21:10
  - ... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 13:29:33
    - 8 (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jun 11, 13:43:51
- cannot be faffed with all that^^^ shite (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 11, 13:11:56
- Myspace will last the pace on music alone (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 13:07:15
  - It needs to reinvent itself as a purely dedicated music/media site. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Jun 11, 13:15:30
    - "Thanks for the add!" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 13:18:05
      - haha, facebook for me is up there with the most aggrovating sites ever (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 13:19:53
        
        aggravating (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jun 11, 13:44:28
        
        should be irritating anyway (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 11, 13:50:45
        
        I love pedantry - don't you??? Affect/effect (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jun 11, 13:55:11
        
        Everyone knows I'm a pedant. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 11, 13:57:03
        
        And I love you for it! Mrs Muddy asks me to stop being so pedantic... (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jun 11, 14:00:44
        
        haha, that's like (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 14:33:48
        
        Mr C is a pedant too (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 11, 14:04:58
        
        .....watch (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jun 11, 13:45:01
- A couple of years? (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 11, 13:06:10
which one of you has made him do a blub then? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 12:26:16
- ... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jun 11, 14:20:55
- What a bender. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jun 11, 12:45:57
- Well, he started following me a couple of days ago (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 11, 12:44:53
- i.e. 'I havent written one of these for a while, as they dont get read (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 11, 12:30:01
- I've slated him a few times (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 12:29:27
- songwriter formerly 81 (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 11, 12:27:43
  - so he has, i completely missed that there (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 12:52:06
Mid morning kippage (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 11, 11:51:48
- ^^^*OLD*^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 12:29:09
  - yes and also (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 11, 12:37:55
    - I just had one too (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 11, 12:39:14
      - apparently it's not good for you to do small daytime nappage (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 11, 12:53:07
        
        Short daytime nappage is exceptionally good for you. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 13:03:17
        
        Dr Arizona Bay, Chiropractor. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 11, 13:08:16
        
        I am as much a Dr. as a lot of Chiropractors. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 13:17:07
        
        sue him... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 13:10:38
  - FFS - i'm losing it. I just tried to work out what the acronym OLD stood for... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 11, 12:31:45
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 11, 12:34:25
Mancs accept 80m for ronaldo from real madrid (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 11, 09:41:33
- "cooter hell" (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 11, 12:06:50
- if they also manage to buy the others he wants... (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jun 11, 10:13:31
  - A defender wouldnt be a bad option though! (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 11, 10:15:54
- Not really, wouldn't be surprised if they use a big chunk of that for replaying the debt (n/m) (Other Football) - Ben, Jun 11, 10:05:17
  - madrid i meant (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 11, 10:08:26
    - Madrid aren't looded, they are just immune from bankruptcy as they are "Real" (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 11, 10:23:45
      - so, the ability to fork out 150m+ in a week is not looded? (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 11, 10:26:12
        
        Last I knew in about 2004 they were 400m in debt. It was a shock at the time (Other Football) - pants, Jun 11, 11:17:27
        
        The last time this guy was president they spent about 90m on (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 11, 10:30:14
        
        I didn't know about the sell back - that's the definition of corrupt! (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jun 11, 10:59:29
        
        Did you miss the credit crunch or something? (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jun 11, 10:28:58
      - Ah there you are, we thought you'd been abducted from a holiday apartment after being left (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 11, 10:25:23
        
        Half right. In Prague. (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 11, 10:28:01
        
        Ah. Zaplatim prosim, or summat, can't remember I was pissed. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 11, 10:29:28
        
        ..... (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 11, 10:28:22
        
        Oh. That Gay thing you participate in. I see. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 11, 11:06:25
    - United will sign Ribery I reckon! (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 11, 10:14:52
      - their hands are tied really, their being offered 80 mil for a player who wants out (Other Football) - samcd84, Jun 11, 10:26:08
      - Will not happen. (n/m) (Other Football) - shoddy, Jun 11, 10:17:53
        
        Will. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 11, 10:19:46
    - Last I heard, RM had mahoosive debts (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jun 11, 10:14:35
      - That was after they last time they did a double-break of the transfer record with (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Jun 11, 10:25:05
        
        Yeah, I seem to remember the Figo transfer being involved (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jun 11, 10:27:20
      - might be able to pick up a few of their squad players then? (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 11, 10:17:03
      - Government cash keeps them going! (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 11, 10:16:21
        
        Sauce? (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Jun 11, 10:25:24
        
        Reggae Reggae the sauce of GODS! (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jun 11, 10:57:25
- Yeah, good business. HE peaked the season before last IMO (Other Football) - shoddy, Jun 11, 09:59:39
- So Madrid have Kaka and Ronaldo (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 11, 09:59:34
  - They're always worth watching (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jun 11, 13:12:46
    - fair point. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 11, 13:14:39
  - Was also a rumour in ESPN Soccernet podcast that they are after Messi and that wasn't as (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 11, 10:12:36
- big loss for the prem league if he goes, although i think he's a cnutbeak i cant help (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jun 11, 09:51:06
  - be interesting to see how ferguson replaces him (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 11, 09:53:53
    - Shhh, whisper it... (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 11, 09:55:23
      - a natural progression (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 11, 09:57:42
      - ha ha. I was thinking LBE, but you're probably right. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 11, 09:55:52
  - I enjoy the football but the petulance and cheating I could do without. (Other Football) - jafski, Jun 11, 09:52:35
    - it's the preening more than the cheating which annoys me (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 11, 09:57:50
      - from yesterday's Mediawatch (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 10:06:01
- thank goodness for that (Other Football) - camcan, Jun 11, 09:48:43
  - Agreed, I think another summer of HIM would have driven me insane. Thank fuck its done. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Jun 11, 10:04:51
    - it's been wall to wall on the tv news for 10m minutes (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 11, 10:07:45
    - instead the summer stuff will be about who they're gonna replace him with tho... (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 11, 10:05:23
      - cough *Hucks* cough (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 11, 10:06:53
        
        do you think they still have enough money lesft to temp HIM to Madrid? (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 11, 10:14:15
        
        They'd never have lost the CL final if they'd kept him ONE MORE GAME (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Jun 11, 10:13:50
  - Matt Gill (Other Football) - Tombs, Jun 11, 09:52:49
Ooh. Thunder and lightening. Dramatic. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 16:32:54
- Very very fightening? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 10, 16:56:54
  - No, not really. I'm pretty relaxed about thunder. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 17:00:33
    - Giants playing marbles in the sky. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 10, 17:07:35
      - wouldn't thunder make a really loud clicking sound, if that were true? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 17:21:29
        
        Perhaps. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jun 10, 17:22:01
iFoonsky+faces. Have you seen the Sky+ application on the iFoon. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 16:30:50
- Don't tell me, you're decorating later this year too? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 10, 16:42:01
  - Eeeeerrrrrrrmmmmm. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 16:45:00
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 10, 16:46:44
- dunt need an iFoon for that (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 10, 16:36:03
  - No, just an internet, I know, it's just made easier on the ifoon (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 16:39:24
    - am i right in thinking that you've got HD too? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 10, 16:44:36
      - Yeah, it's good for what there is, but there's not enough stuff. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 17:08:11
Time to dip in the font of all knowledge that is WOTB ! (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 10, 13:02:54
- Get a pull-out Bush cassette player and put that in. Use a Charles Map for directions. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 10, 13:31:30
- can't you just say it is factory fitted? (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Jun 10, 13:23:24
  - then they will only pay to replace that (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jun 10, 13:51:03
- I seem to remember there's an insurance company that make a big thing about (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 13:05:30
by the end of the season Gunn will be annoying me as much as rodent did- (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 10, 12:43:11
- Even if we do well? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 10, 12:56:30
  - we wont (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 10, 12:57:27
    - Depends on your definition of 'well' i suppose. Will be tough though, loving the belief. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 10, 12:58:57
    - you hope (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 10, 12:57:51
  - do you really need to ask that question? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 10, 12:57:14
    - no (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 10, 12:57:58
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jun 10, 12:58:15
- If he's a 'bald twat' already, it won't take much I fear (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Jun 10, 12:45:13
- What is it you don't like about our Gunny Sellers? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 10, 12:45:01
  - how about he cant manage for a start-remember charlton! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 10, 12:46:22
    - To think when he took over we weren't in the bottom 3 (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 10, 13:00:08
      - FOR ONCE I AGREE WITH YOU (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 10, 13:10:42
        
        So he's allowed an opinion when he agrees with you, then? (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 10, 13:15:09
        
        well stating that we were out of the bottom 3 when Roeder was sacked isn't an opinion, it' (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 10, 13:19:30
        
        what i think has never stop pants voicing an opinion n hopefully never will.twat (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 10, 13:17:18
    - That should have had a "?", not a "!". Unless you meant "Remember Charlton!" in the same (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 12:50:12
      - why dont u accept this is amessage board n shove ya dictionary up ya arse (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 10, 12:51:36
        
        I don't own a dictionary, I use my brain instead. You ought to try that some time. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 12:54:28
        
        why dont you go to a game next season (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 10, 12:55:32
        
        I shall, thanks. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 12:57:27
    - It's a point. What other league football club in the country would of appointed him (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 10, 12:49:50
      - prob nun (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 10, 12:52:15
        
        do nuns play football? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 10, 12:53:43
        
        weve had a few recently (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jun 10, 12:54:19
Don't do it. Not one of you. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jun 10, 11:09:40
- sorry. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Jun 10, 13:00:21
- You know that someone will. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 10, 11:23:26
  - No shock who was first! (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jun 10, 11:25:12
  - I just did. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 11:23:43
    - ideot... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 10, 11:24:23
Own up, who's got one of these? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 09:44:08
- ^^^Just ordered one of these ^^^ (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 10, 10:08:43
  - I've just ordered one of these, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 10, 10:12:01
- AB's a Yorshireman. He wouldn't fritter away money like that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 09:50:04
  - South-yorkshieman, if you must. Important distinction. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 10:00:39
    - This all-too-ready denial of your Norfolk heritage is not on (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 10, 10:37:35
      - That's why I said "if you must". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 10:39:21
  - True, but he's a pen addict (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 09:51:38
- And, own up, who has done any of these? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 09:48:52
  - do #48 (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 10, 10:19:35
    - I thought you'd enjoy that list (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:22:26
      - 30p a cup (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 10, 10:30:41
  - used to do #28 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 10, 10:16:24
  - I do #36 (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:00:06
    - no you bloody well do not (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 10:02:16
      - Yes BUT (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:05:51
        
        The Footman? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 10:06:56
        
        My grandparents (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:11:04
        
        FAO Bianca the Daily Girl (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 10, 10:15:28
        
        I wouldn't mind (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:23:02
        
        Is she shagging Tattooed Tony? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 10:28:21
        
        in Old Gits bed, the filthy minx (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 10:31:20
        
        Can't be in my bed (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:36:16
        
        I run a tight ship (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:29:14
        
        Bet she gets lonely, though, with Sir and Ma'am away at the office all day (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 10:34:52
        
        Big muscular outdoor life Tony? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 10:36:53
        
        Hahahahahahaha (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:39:50
        
        Protesting *too* much (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 10:41:30
        
        And this is a reasonable approximation of Bianca (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:46:55
        
        deluded^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 10:32:16
      - ^^^ See? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 10:03:11
    - Anyone believe that "I put" part? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 10:01:47
      - Humph (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:06:07
  - I do #7 with herbal teabags (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 09:54:09
  - I'm a slave to #14. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 09:51:02
    - i'm not really a slave to it... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 10, 10:14:16
    - People who do #2 should be rounded up and dipped slowly into acid (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 09:52:36
      - I do #40 too, that's how nouveau middle class I am. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 09:56:25
        
        Why is that middle class? Traditional British activity, wholly classless (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 09:58:07
        
        we never do that now (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 10:01:38
    - me too. Not, I have to say #27 though (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 09:52:25
- Or one of these? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 09:47:15
West Yorks Plod on BBC news (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 09:40:11
- West Yorkshire: Low IQ capital of the world, FACT. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 09:45:15
  - John Terry from West Yorks? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 09:47:05
FAO: Pants you twat. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 09:27:33
- cheers, downloaded (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 10, 10:50:54
  - You'll like it, I'm confident. Interesting trivia ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 10:58:19
Wow - a new player called Gill and not a fish pun thread in sight (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 9, 15:29:41
- Lots of fun for Waghorn coming up as Norwich struggle to keep their heads above the water (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Jun 9, 15:53:21
- eel do well here (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 9, 15:35:16
- Keep up. Methuselah. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 15:34:39
- they were all done this morning (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 9, 15:32:27
- For cods hake, scroll down the board. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 9, 15:31:51
  - You're quite right, soz (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 9, 15:32:54
  - that put OG in his plaice (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 9, 15:32:45
    - Would you say that again, I'm a little hard of herring (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 9, 15:34:25
      - I would but I need to empty my winkle. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 9, 15:36:04
        
        Just mullet over while you're there (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 9, 15:37:54
      - They all slipped through the net. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 9, 15:35:25
        
        Was there a large Grouper them? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 9, 15:36:35
- we all have a monk on (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 9, 15:30:17
Official Late SMS: Gill signs for City, two year deal. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 15:02:28
- "Don't take my wall, Cookie, I brought this one from home!" (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jun 9, 15:32:06
- well thats my rebate money spent, do I own him? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 9, 15:19:58
  - You forgot about the wages, in 12 months time we'll have New Doomy telling us (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 9, 15:28:33
- As far as I'm concerned the word is - who? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 9, 15:15:15
  - Should get used to that, if I were you. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 15:20:06
    - League Two players (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jun 9, 15:28:02
  - Ignoramus, he used to play for Old Catton Juniors. HCYNHOH? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 9, 15:17:25
    - Missed an H out there, or should it of been an O? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 9, 15:18:09
      - I don't know because I of not got a fucking clue what you're on of about (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 9, 15:21:43
        
        How Can You Not Of Heard Have Him? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 9, 15:24:06
        
        I think he's saying (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 9, 15:22:37
        
        Oh, thanks (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 9, 15:24:07
  - anf there will be alot more of that over the coming weeks. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 9, 15:17:02
    - to be fair, OG was only 2nd to CeeBeeBees in the neverhavingheardofanewplayer stakes (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 9, 15:19:00
      - Very fair point (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 9, 15:20:45
- Big up the AB textos ! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jun 9, 15:02:57
  - Should really try to get more Matts playing for Nodge. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 15:10:41
    - Matty Lew-jean. Two syllables, sh*t (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 9, 15:18:12
      - Three syllables. LEW-EEE-JOHN. That's one, two, three. Three. (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 9, 15:23:19
        
        sigh. It was a (weak) attempt at humour. Sorry. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 9, 15:24:45
        
        You really ought to put up a little sign before you try 'funny' Marv, it would help us out (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 9, 15:26:17
      - French. Therefore clearly doesn't count. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 15:20:50
        
        Like Tricky, who clearly doesn't count either (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 9, 15:25:26
    - Matt Lucas (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 9, 15:17:32
    - Matt Jackson. Guess he did OK... (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 9, 15:15:20
      - TWO, count them, two syllables. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 15:17:18
    - Matty Rush. Huge success. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 9, 15:13:01
      - One wsyllable surname. No-one say "Jonson". (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 15:14:08
        
        Jonson (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 9, 15:15:41
        
        I'm thinking of possible a corollary to the Syllable Rule along the lines of one-tee or tw (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 15:19:11
    - Matthew Gilks (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 9, 15:12:28
      - Matias Jonson (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 9, 15:16:28
      - One syllable surname. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 15:13:43
      - Matthew Pattison (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 9, 15:13:11
        
        *Three* syllable surname. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 15:14:34
        
        Matt the Hat Mcvittie (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 9, 15:20:00
***Official SMS*** (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 9, 15:01:57
- linkage (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 9, 15:08:40
  - Christ almighty (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jun 9, 15:28:39
  - "Gill helped Exeter win back-to-back promotions in the last two seasons" (NCFC) - Old Git, Jun 9, 15:16:54
  - I am Norwich born and bred and will be signing by the end of the week. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jun 9, 15:12:51
    - I fear the return of the brothers Jarvis is imminent (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 9, 15:15:14
      - I think Paul McVeigh is looking for a new club (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 9, 15:16:05
        
        not sure you have got the hang of this... (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 9, 15:19:43
        
        Just thought I'd suggest it (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 9, 15:20:23
        
        not nodge born and bred though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 9, 15:18:54
        
        Neither the Jarvises though. They're from 'Nam. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 15:21:58
        
        Which is where Gill is from. Full circle. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 9, 15:32:34
        
        Brilliant. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 15:35:29
Pink Un also saying Matt Gill (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 9, 14:37:28
- the headbutt (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 9, 14:55:09
  - oh, here it is. This is good. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 9, 14:55:40
    - he barely touch him! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 9, 14:56:27
- YCNHTMM (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 9, 14:54:52
  - I'd imagine its more likely to be the first 4 (if its 4 which i don't think it will be) (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jun 9, 14:57:40
- he has a scruffy beard. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 9, 14:43:07
- Young, hungry, has a point to prove. (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 9, 14:38:14
  - 28, been league 2/non-league for his whole career (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 9, 14:40:01
    - That he's not shit? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jun 9, 14:44:22
      - yes, and that he can cut it in the dizzying heights of the 3rd division (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 9, 14:48:29
        
        not if he's been playing in the 4th and non league (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 9, 14:49:35
        
        which is kinda what you said (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 9, 14:50:22
        
        good-oh (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 9, 14:52:01
      - sounds to me like someone wanting to wind down close to home (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 9, 14:48:24
        
        Please, please tell me that we're a step up from his previous clubs (n/m) (NCFC) - Basil Wrathbone, Jun 9, 14:55:32
        
        we are a step up from his previous clubs (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Jun 9, 15:30:24
        
        we are a step up from his previous clubs (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 9, 15:20:19
        
        Still, he's got a great first name (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jun 9, 14:50:47
        
        ^^^ Yorkie knows. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 15:11:35
  - Young? 29 in November! (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 9, 14:39:17
    - Experienced lower league player at least (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 9, 14:40:09
      - But not young. And evidence of his hunger appears to be lacking too (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 9, 14:48:07
        
        he's fat? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 9, 14:48:59
        
        I have no idea (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 9, 14:50:59
        
        his big book of football journalist cliches? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 9, 14:52:52
        
        I'd never have anything like that on my bookshelf (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 9, 14:54:21
        
        you don't have a bookshelf? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 9, 15:02:27
        
        the 'little book of football journalist cliches'?? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 9, 14:55:27
        
        Heaven forfend! (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 9, 14:53:48
        
        i don't he's allowed to reveal his sources (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 9, 14:51:57
        
        doubt (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 9, 14:52:08
        
        Bit like south yesterday then (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 9, 14:54:08
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 9, 14:54:36
      - so basically (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 9, 14:45:25
        
        Get used to it... (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 9, 14:48:27
      - If you do become a football journalist (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jun 9, 14:41:19
        
        haha (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 9, 14:45:06
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 9, 14:42:27
Matthew Gill from Exeter. (NCFC) - Dog, Jun 9, 14:03:17
- what's the Norfolk connection? (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 9, 14:15:59
  - Born in Norwich according to the Official Late SMS. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 15:07:16
  - perhpas he meant East Angular rather than Norfuck? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 9, 14:17:18
    - does he have a regional link then? (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 9, 14:18:22
      - used to play for peterbourgh (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 9, 14:22:57
      - When Matthew Gill does a pushup, he isn?t lifting himself up, he?s pushing the Earth down (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 9, 14:22:48
        
        POI!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 9, 14:23:16
      - There is no 'ctrl' button on Matthew Gill's computer. Matthew Gill is always in control. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 9, 14:21:27
      - oh right I wiylf. (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 9, 14:20:42
      - a link to his Wiki page was posted this morning, he was born in Cambridge (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 9, 14:20:31
        
        So I could have scrolled down and saved myslef some typing (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 9, 14:21:37
- not a scooby (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 9, 14:07:59
- Why am I rather underwelmed by this news? (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jun 9, 14:07:55
  - They'll all be like that. League 1 side signing league 1 players. (NCFC) - megson, Jun 9, 14:15:47
    - yeah, we should just be signing new Cody's, non-league is where all the best players are.. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 9, 14:19:19
    - I wouldn't expect too many league 1 players tbh (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 9, 14:17:05
  - cos nobody has heard of him (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jun 9, 14:08:52
    - Oh right, thanks SCC...and (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jun 9, 14:12:56
- waits forAB..... (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 9, 14:05:46
  - Signing Gill means nuf-fin without an AB SMS (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 9, 14:07:03
    - He may not be a shoal lot of good. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 9, 14:18:08
      - Eel flounder at this level (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 9, 14:20:07
        
        He was a dab hand at his last plaice. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 9, 14:21:27
        
        batttered someone in the playoff final (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 9, 14:22:29
        
        How many new Angles can we get on a fishpun thread? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 9, 14:24:59
        
        We'll reel a few in (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 9, 14:26:20
        
        This could go right off the scale (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 9, 14:29:10
        
        We will because we're dace at this kind of thing. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jun 9, 14:28:26
    - boooo.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 9, 14:07:58
    - CORRECT (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 9, 14:07:32
- Just heard it too, soress conference today (n/m) (NCFC) - lurkius, Jun 9, 14:04:20
  - Press conference, oops! (n/m) (NCFC) - lurkius, Jun 9, 14:05:13
Signing by end of the week (NCFC) - roland rat, Jun 9, 11:25:50
- Matt Gill from Exeter (on a free) (NCFC) - dan2002dp, Jun 9, 12:12:58
  - People keep carping on about Gill. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 12:15:21
    - Fishpunthreadrefusal. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 13:51:37
      - That attempt to start a fishpunthread truely floundered. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 9, 14:07:45
        
        I dab-bled with it a bit up there^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jun 9, 14:17:51
- Good to see Gunny already on the case and suppose no news is good news on Wes and Clingan (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jun 9, 11:36:11
  - This statement doesn't bode well though... (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 9, 11:49:41
  - it'll probably be something really shit, don't get ya hopes up (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jun 9, 11:40:38
    - my thinking entirely (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 9, 11:43:16
Mrs AB met Heston Blumenthals yesterday. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 9, 10:58:31
- Name dropping is so pretentious. (General Chat) - tudders, Jun 9, 11:22:05
  - I've never heard Mrs AB (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 9, 11:24:12
- Interesting approach to cooking (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 9, 11:05:54
  - Cooking is an art, not a science! (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 9, 11:25:35
    - i'm assuming you've tried his snail porridge then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 9, 11:30:04
      - no thats really a sexual move (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 9, 11:33:05
        
        that *some* students do (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 9, 11:37:50
England are dogshit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 16:17:19
- possibly the worst 4-0 win in history. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 6, 17:55:27
- I cant remember being less excited by England scoring (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 6, 16:41:33
  - I will say this........... (NCFC) - usacanary, Jun 6, 16:51:11
    - that'll be a relief for him (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 6, 17:47:17
    - or the mark of playing a really shit side (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jun 6, 16:53:44
- Well done (NCFC) - Small, Jun 6, 16:23:28
  - Never let me post about the cricket again. I am worser than Meggers' missus. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 16:24:49
- agreed, not a single shot on goal yet (n/m) (NCFC) - city_lad, Jun 6, 16:22:00
another decent stream (Other Football) - usacanary, Jun 6, 16:09:15
- Am I wrong for caring far more about Nodge than England? (n/m) (Other Football) - DrDublin, Jun 6, 16:16:13
  - I am deeply touched. (n/m) (Other Football) - Nodge, Jun 6, 17:53:01
  - No you're not, not at all. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jun 6, 16:18:28
    - The Sheepshaggers aren't much chop either (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Jun 6, 16:21:11
      - ^^^How did that end up their? (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Jun 6, 16:23:04
noo ifoon dew intut (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 16:30:04
- Talking of ifoons (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 16:50:05
  - symptom of the older ipod generations (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 17:10:10
  - Yes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 17:03:11
    - me (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 17:08:52
      - correct (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 17:12:13
    - On iphones... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 5, 17:07:01
      - Only internet radio - there is no built-in radio tuner. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 17:25:26
      - It is possible (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 17:10:02
  - i dunno i got a blackbree (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 16:53:04
- a built in compass? (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 16:34:50
- all about this baby for me when I renew (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 16:31:30
  - It's got skittles stuck on the screen (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 16:44:33
    - I'm getting one then (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 16:46:03
      - It's tempted me, that's a fact. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 16:46:19
  - Get one of these - ifoon killer... (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 16:36:59
    - Qu-est que ce? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 5, 16:49:19
    - not a very good review.... (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 16:41:03
      - ahem... i'd take those reviews with a pinch of salt... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 16:44:28
  - how much memory does that have? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 16:34:42
Matthew's dad leaving parliament now (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 16:13:52
- Go Gibbo! (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 16:19:13
  - My boss has just said that Gibbo has said he won't stand as an independant. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 16:23:57
    - Well, he's getting on a bit (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 16:28:44
      - Yeah. He's 70. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 16:32:05
        
        Had a stroke in Palestine? Dirty old git, bet he claimed that on exes too (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 16:49:30
        
        'exes'. Lawyers make such heavy use of them they (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 5, 16:51:14
        
        doh. Anyway, you know what I meant. Evidence of some familiarity there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 5, 16:51:34
        
        Not even Brom can work out what you're on about, banker boy (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 5, 16:54:24
        
        Probably not. Where is Brom, anyway? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 5, 16:56:31
- Mental. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 16:16:37
  - Wasn't that bad what he did relative to some of them. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 16:18:57
Stumpigol lite: -22 minutes and counting (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jun 5, 16:04:31
- It's half-five. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 16:07:53
  - yebbut skysportistumpigol start arf 4 for opening sarahmoanee (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jun 5, 16:08:48
    - Ah. (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 16:09:17
      - That might be fun actually. (Other Sports) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 16:09:48
        
        well, I don't know to be sure but it will probably have some (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jun 5, 16:14:59
- Clogistumps. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 16:06:03
  - have you gone jamaican? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tombs, Jun 5, 16:07:10
Laser eye surgery. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 15:33:17
- Just get one done adn see how you get on (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 16:00:57
  - or just get a housekeeper with massive norks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 16:06:37
    - thems is huge 'tis the truth (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 16:07:49
- if you are 45 or over and your eyes are packing up slowly don't bother (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 15:52:58
  - ^^ Aged over 45 with slowly failing eyesight ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 16:03:37
    - you missed out - with short arms and long pockets! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 5, 16:05:46
      - And with gay glasses which he regrets buying. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 16:17:50
      - funny you should say that.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 16:16:05
    - indeed (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 16:05:14
      - ?30 unless Newcastle are paying half (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 16:06:37
- serious answer: (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 15:44:26
- My friend is an optician (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 15:40:44
  - Did he mention the eyelid clamps? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 15:54:26
- was asking a mate of mine who had it done whether he'd recommend it to me (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 15:38:24
  - oh, and my mate also said that worse than the clamps was the smell... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 15:40:17
    - I've heard that too. Heard it explained like "that rank smell you get when you (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:42:40
    - I know a few people who've had it and none of them said it was very painful (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 15:41:47
      - I can handle the pain. It's the clamps that concern me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 15:51:40
- Same boat as you. Would love to have my eyes fixed (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:38:23
  - Doesn't bother me, but I've been wearing greggs since the 1840's. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:39:46
    - They make me look like Mr Muscle off of adverts (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 15:47:49
      - do some contact lenses (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 15:49:22
        
        not an option (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 15:53:56
        
        I'm with you. I can't even put eyedrops in properly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:55:42
        
        i can't do eye-drops, but i used to wear contacts for about a decade or so (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 16:04:58
      - Then you'll get a small winkle and your head might fall off. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:48:44
    - B.C? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 15:42:37
      - BC is dead (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 15:44:49
        
        Rumours of my death have been over exaggerated (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 15:50:21
      - idiot (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:43:47
- my mate had..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 15:36:01
- just wear glasses, it sounds like hell (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 5, 15:34:42
  - I do, but not good when playing footie or running (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 15:42:30
. (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 15:10:00
- Perhaps you should go and see *someone* (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:11:00
  - Who? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 15:12:01
    - This man (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:13:35
      - please note that the 11th year of age can be an extremely important year in the life of a (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 15:18:33
      - "I pick up an awful lot of information from all sorts of vibrations contained in people's (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:16:38
        
        He looked at my aura once... and did my numbers. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:17:48
        
        No harm done so long as he's not peddling that squit for profit (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 15:19:37
        
        was your numbers 9? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 15:19:36
        
        Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:21:15
        
        I would absolutely love it if he did my numbers. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:19:33
        
        they had some tarot card readers at a works do couple of years back (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 15:26:10
        
        Ass allaludurolesquit but some of it was very interesting. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:20:55
        
        I bet. I think you have to be pretty personable and charismatic to get on in that line of (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:24:29
        
        Yep, of course and he panders. But once you get through all that rubbish, he is genuinely (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:26:27
        
        "panders" (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 15:28:48
        
        But how good can any bloke be who exploits people for personal gain? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 15:27:59
        
        So are hookers (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 15:32:59
        
        People pay for what they pay for. If it makes them feel better, let them get on with it. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:30:38
        
        He's asking people for money so he can 'heal' them (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 15:40:47
        
        In the same way people go to psychics, tarot readers etc. People go to counsellors for (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:43:14
        
        Where's the harm? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 15:50:34
        
        He's not a psychic, he's a numerologist. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:55:17
        
        Does he genuinely believe in his own stuff do you think? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:59:52
        
        I've no idea. Well, of course he says he does. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 16:04:47
        
        He does say on his site, that essentially he uses cold reading. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 16:10:41
        
        Oh, and you should do him a website. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 16:13:32
        
        i reckon he'd just read your entry on Wikipedia (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 16:08:51
        
        You say tomato (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 15:59:01
        
        I was at a posh do at Tiger Tiger once and they had this "mentalist" gong round doing (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 15:37:43
        
        Brilliant. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:39:56
        
        'a posh do at tiger tiger' (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 5, 15:39:36
        
        Well it was posh for me, after film premier party. Don't get invited to many of them. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 15:43:38
        
        that does sound pretty posh now actually (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 5, 15:45:06
        
        Who's shit in your handbag? (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:40:50
        
        haha! brill (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:38:22
Nostalgic Norwich school trips...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 15:05:48
- Brilliant geography field trip up Wells, counting samphire and shit like that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:08:28
  - yeah whatever (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 5, 15:14:25
    - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:21:10
      - yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 5, 15:24:10
        
        good (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:25:14
        
        FYI (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jun 5, 15:26:07
- Ber Street. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 15:06:57
- musical competitions at the Assembly Rooms (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 15:06:19
  - music rather than musical (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 15:06:56