Oh yes, THAT one's ridiculous, all OTHER ukeles are of course COMPLETELY NOT ridiculous

Have I entered a parallel world here, in which people genuinely believe that there is such a thing as a non-ridiculous ukele??

FACT: the ukele is the most ridiculous instrument ever devised by man, winning a closely contested final against the Himalayan Fart Bassoon. The judges decided that humiliating as it was to have an instrument which you could only play by eating beans and then inserting it in your anus, the sight of a grown man holding something that looked as though it belonged in a dollshouse, with his hands so close together that it can comfortably be played by a Thalidomide victim, and which inevitably makes the listeners associate the player with the bucktoothed falsetto prat George Formby, was the worthy winner.

Posted By: Old Git on June 12th 2009 at 10:54:04

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Just bought a ukelele. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 10:25:26
- he plays in Midfield dunt he? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 12, 10:37:03
- ^^^ trying to be Shaun Keaveny (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 10:26:44
  - Eh? Is he playing a ukelele these days? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 10:27:37
    - he had a Flying Vee ukelele (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 10:31:09
      - Firm I've just bought mine from was doing Flying V ukes. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 10:35:25
        
        this 'un? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 10:40:43
        
        Oh yes, THAT one's ridiculous, all OTHER ukeles are of course COMPLETELY NOT ridiculous (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 10:54:04
        
        George Formby didn't play a ukelele. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:02:06
        
        I didn't say he did, ficko (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:06:34
        
        just soooo out of touch... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 12, 10:56:46
        
        That's a little bit embarrassing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:06:04
        
        Choose your future (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:07:04
        
        Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:01:37
        
        I'm a serious musician, I'll have you know. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 11:07:56
        
        I spent my university days going to chemistry lectures (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 12, 11:11:27
        
        A close shave (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 11:13:46
        
        seemed to be a condition of picking up a chemistry degree (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 12, 11:16:41
        
        Fuckanory. No, a black one. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 10:41:47

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