Can't be in my bed

Because last week I had to tell her that it was about time she noticed the f**king great cobweb on the beams above my bed. If she'd been on her back for Tattooed Tony up there she couldn't have failed to spot it.

Posted By: Old Git on June 10th 2009 at 10:36:16

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Own up, who's got one of these? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 09:44:08
- ^^^Just ordered one of these ^^^ (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 10, 10:08:43
  - I've just ordered one of these, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 10, 10:12:01
- AB's a Yorshireman. He wouldn't fritter away money like that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jun 10, 09:50:04
  - South-yorkshieman, if you must. Important distinction. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 10:00:39
    - This all-too-ready denial of your Norfolk heritage is not on (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 10, 10:37:35
      - That's why I said "if you must". (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 10:39:21
  - True, but he's a pen addict (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 09:51:38
- And, own up, who has done any of these? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 09:48:52
  - do #48 (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 10, 10:19:35
    - I thought you'd enjoy that list (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:22:26
      - 30p a cup (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 10, 10:30:41
  - used to do #28 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 10, 10:16:24
  - I do #36 (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:00:06
    - no you bloody well do not (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 10:02:16
      - Yes BUT (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:05:51
        
        The Footman? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 10:06:56
        
        My grandparents (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:11:04
        
        FAO Bianca the Daily Girl (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 10, 10:15:28
        
        I wouldn't mind (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:23:02
        
        Is she shagging Tattooed Tony? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 10:28:21
        
        in Old Gits bed, the filthy minx (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 10:31:20
        
        Can't be in my bed (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:36:16
        
        I run a tight ship (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:29:14
        
        Bet she gets lonely, though, with Sir and Ma'am away at the office all day (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 10:34:52
        
        Big muscular outdoor life Tony? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 10:36:53
        
        Hahahahahahaha (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:39:50
        
        Protesting *too* much (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 10:41:30
        
        And this is a reasonable approximation of Bianca (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:46:55
        
        deluded^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 10:32:16
      - ^^^ See? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 10:03:11
    - Anyone believe that "I put" part? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 10:01:47
      - Humph (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 10:06:07
  - I do #7 with herbal teabags (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 09:54:09
  - I'm a slave to #14. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 09:51:02
    - i'm not really a slave to it... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 10, 10:14:16
    - People who do #2 should be rounded up and dipped slowly into acid (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 09:52:36
      - I do #40 too, that's how nouveau middle class I am. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 10, 09:56:25
        
        Why is that middle class? Traditional British activity, wholly classless (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 09:58:07
        
        we never do that now (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 10:01:38
    - me too. Not, I have to say #27 though (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 10, 09:52:25
- Or one of these? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 10, 09:47:15

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