Appeal to Medi-Wrath: How, in the sweet name of Angela Rippon's silken thighs, does one

remove an eyelash from one's eye?

It's under the eyelid, right at the top.

I've tried:

Everything.

Posted By: malkybarkid on June 12th 2009 at 12:48:01

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Appeal to Medi-Wrath: How, in the sweet name of Angela Rippon's silken thighs, does one (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 12, 12:48:01
- apply imac wax strips to afflicted eyeball (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 13:08:37
- Stick your eye in a bath of these (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 13:05:44
- Hit the back of your head with a lump hammer. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 12, 12:58:14
- coax it out with a scalpel (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:55:55
- tow rope and mole grips. Or if they aren't to hand, use an octopuses tentacle (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:53:49
- Take a full on spunk shot to the affected area - that should shift it... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 12, 12:52:57
  - who doesn't? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 12, 13:10:36
- Blink a lot. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 12, 12:52:38
- he has you know (General Chat) - Everything, Jun 12, 12:52:25
- Optrex eyebath? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:51:16
  - ^^Ridiculous (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:59:16
- take your eye out and wash it. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 12, 12:50:25
- Running water, pull up eye lid, blink under running water until gone. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 12, 12:50:18
- can of this should shift it (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:49:56
  - or WD40. Must have some of that in the shed, unless you're a bender. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:50:36
    - WD80 in my shed (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:52:51
      - Is that what started your house fire a few weeks ago. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 12, 12:53:47
        
        that and a wheelie bin mislocation situation (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 12, 12:55:00
- pop your eyeball out give it a spit and polish and put it back in (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 12, 12:49:53
  - Helpless giggles (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 12, 12:50:35
- They should be on the outside of your eyelid. I'd see a cosmetic surgeon if I were you (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jun 12, 12:48:52

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