They make me look like Mr Muscle off of adverts

Maybe money would be better spent on steroids than lazy eye surgery.

Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog on June 5th 2009 at 15:47:49

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Laser eye surgery. (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 15:33:17
- Just get one done adn see how you get on (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 16:00:57
  - or just get a housekeeper with massive norks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 16:06:37
    - thems is huge 'tis the truth (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 16:07:49
- if you are 45 or over and your eyes are packing up slowly don't bother (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 15:52:58
  - ^^ Aged over 45 with slowly failing eyesight ^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 16:03:37
    - you missed out - with short arms and long pockets! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 5, 16:05:46
      - And with gay glasses which he regrets buying. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 16:17:50
      - funny you should say that.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 16:16:05
    - indeed (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 5, 16:05:14
      - ?30 unless Newcastle are paying half (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 16:06:37
- serious answer: (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 15:44:26
- My friend is an optician (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 15:40:44
  - Did he mention the eyelid clamps? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 15:54:26
- was asking a mate of mine who had it done whether he'd recommend it to me (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 15:38:24
  - oh, and my mate also said that worse than the clamps was the smell... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 15:40:17
    - I've heard that too. Heard it explained like "that rank smell you get when you (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:42:40
    - I know a few people who've had it and none of them said it was very painful (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 15:41:47
      - I can handle the pain. It's the clamps that concern me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 15:51:40
- Same boat as you. Would love to have my eyes fixed (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:38:23
  - Doesn't bother me, but I've been wearing greggs since the 1840's. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:39:46
    - They make me look like Mr Muscle off of adverts (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 15:47:49
      - do some contact lenses (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 15:49:22
        
        not an option (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 15:53:56
        
        I'm with you. I can't even put eyedrops in properly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:55:42
        
        i can't do eye-drops, but i used to wear contacts for about a decade or so (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 16:04:58
      - Then you'll get a small winkle and your head might fall off. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 15:48:44
    - B.C? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 5, 15:42:37
      - BC is dead (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 15:44:49
        
        Rumours of my death have been over exaggerated (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 15:50:21
      - idiot (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 15:43:47
- my mate had..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 15:36:01
- just wear glasses, it sounds like hell (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 5, 15:34:42
  - I do, but not good when playing footie or running (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 15:42:30

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