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barclay end (NCFC) - conkers, Aug 26, 14:34:13
- legendary. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 14:40:20
- My ole Dad was in the Royal Norfolks. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 14:37:09
  - My uncle was in 7th royal norfolks killed holding up german advance on dunkirk a true hero (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave ncfc davies, Aug 26, 15:11:14
  - i used to know a lot of norfolk people that would (NCFC) - conkers, Aug 26, 14:46:42
    - My Grandad had to have his face reconstructed after D-Day (NCFC) - HairyBobbingManAss, Aug 26, 15:00:41
    - Yes, but gained extremely reliable cars (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 14:49:47
      - rolf. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 14:52:09
Sandwich, Crisps and an Apple. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 12:33:12
- Crisps, Sandwich, Apple. Apple is your pudding, crisps the starter and sarnie your main. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 12:44:37
  - ^^^ This is 100% correct ^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 12:53:41
  - No (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 12:50:53
    - Plus a nice crispy apple will also cleanse your mouth/teeth of crumbs and that. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 12:52:30
  - ^ i like this...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 12:46:02
- Jesus Wept. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 12:40:03
  - Apple, then sandwich, then crisps (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 12:41:48
- but AB...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 12:34:36
  - of course it is (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 12:36:31
    - Do you have to stop then ? So can you start again when you are 61 ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:37:56
      - generally yeah (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 26, 12:48:20
        
        I've always done that (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 12:54:51
  - Indeed Chelts. That is the best way to enjoy sandwich avec crips (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:35:26
    - Or even crisps. Yo, check out Steve in the Hood. Biatch! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:35:47
  - ^^^ I thought I had this sort of thing nipped in the bud. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 12:35:24
    - I've just put 4 x fishy fingers into the oven, eady for a fish finger sandwich! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 12:44:26
Things you learn from terrorism. Until today I thought Lagos was the capital of Nigeria (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:32:49
- ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 12:33:28
  - Well it hasn't been since 1991 apparently. Someone just did a bomb in the capital (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:34:25
    - Oh. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 12:36:10
      - Abuja (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:38:06
I had sushi for the first time last night (General Chat) - King, Aug 26, 12:05:25
- Fish, chips and gravy (General Chat) - Oxford Yella, Aug 26, 13:46:21
- you ate raw fish? you'll get eel (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 12:09:26
  - He must have haddock raving for it (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Aug 26, 12:15:16
    - Rare that we see new fish puns in the fishpunthread. Bravo sir. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 12:17:53
      - Yes, it's been a whale (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 12:18:59
        
        Fish pun thread Violater ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 12:27:48
        
        Why did the fish blush? (General Chat) - Oxford Yella, Aug 26, 13:50:30
        
        It's got fins and it swims around in the sea (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 12:29:29
        
        Jacques Cousteau? (n/m) (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Aug 26, 12:33:04
        
        No, though I do bear a striking resemblance (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 12:35:25
        
        you're dead too? (n/m) (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Aug 26, 12:38:37
        
        Nope (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 12:44:14
        
        It's a fucking mammal. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 26, 12:30:54
        
        Not in my taxonomy, it isn't (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 12:42:37
        
        you're just being difficult on porpoise! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 12:33:42
    - ^^ Arrers (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 12:16:14
i was remarking to my good lady about how it seemed that norfolk people were a bit lazy (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:49:13
- Lotus Road in W. London - Fernandes told to go "f" off (n/m) (General Chat) - trustsec, Aug 26, 11:31:07
- Clipbush - now where did that come from? (n/m) (General Chat) - trustsec, Aug 26, 11:28:15
- My favourite street name ever, think it's either in Leicester or Coventry, (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 26, 11:14:11
- I like Edgefield. Why *is* it called that? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 26, 09:57:24
  - cause it stinks. Smelliest place in Nawfalk. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 10:31:11
  - mr edgefield discovered it (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:58:21
  - *Slaps head* (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 26, 09:58:04
- There was a street called that in Nodge n'all. Luds of places had one. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 09:51:35
- I think Opie Street used to be a Gropecunt Lane (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 09:51:27
  - I have friends who live there. Next to the sign. (General Chat) - APB, Aug 26, 10:01:50
  - The road the Bank of England is on used to be called Gropecunte Lane too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 09:53:50
    - might be a rural myth (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:56:33
      - gropecunte.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 10:33:05
        
        try again. Gropecunte.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 10:33:27
        
        "Gropecunt appears to have been derived as a compound of the words grope and cunt" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 10:43:22
        
        I too was amazed at that snippit (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 26, 11:28:35
        
        I always thought it was Grapes Hill (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 10:35:17
      - That'll be that gurney bank wunt et (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 09:58:19
        
        dunno, there's a bank of england court in norwich (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 10:02:14
        
        Why did they change their name from De Gournay to Gurney (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 10:03:33
        
        went with the flow after thick locals misspelled it a gazillion times (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 10:11:25
        
        Haha, double u (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 10:20:55
        
        wubble u (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 10:26:47
        
        Nobody sings that anymore (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 10:46:44
        
        wouldnt (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 10:09:35
  - There's a Kneetrembler Close in Besthorpe. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 26, 09:53:42
  - Here (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 26, 09:52:42
.... (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:24:14
- "All patrols are busy" + "an officer" + "Norwich UK" = "This never happened" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 09:57:10
- that reads like a shit yankey urban myth with norfolk uk cut and pasterered right in (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:28:15
  - i heard a similiar story 5 years ago. (n/m) (General Chat) - conkers, Aug 26, 09:44:45
    - I missed that, probably wasn't listening (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 10:13:22
  - Do merkins have sheds, though? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 09:41:50
  - ahhh well deduced Inspector Tombs! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:33:25
    - well, it's exactly the sort of shit you get from over there (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:38:34
      - yeah, the BASTARDS........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:40:08
  - It probably is, there's a Norfolk in Merka. I think it's irrelevent anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:31:13
    - theres a "Norwich" in America too...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:36:10
      - There's an everywhere in America. Norfolk, Virginia and I think Norwich in Connecticut (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 11:00:14
      - No that's, errr, New YORK. There's definately a Norwich though. (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:37:22
        
        and theres...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:38:46
        
        I'd have a New Tehran - they'd love that right off (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:46:39
        
        I like your thinking..... "New Baghdad" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:48:49
    - america is pretty much irrelevant now yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:34:14
      - Booooooooooooooooom!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:35:40
Most youve paid for a pint in the uk. ?4.50 Peroni (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Aug 25, 16:21:40
- ?6.50 for a pint of Sierra Nevada Celebration Ale (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 25, 19:42:24
- Easily over ?6... (NCFC) - Dog, Aug 25, 16:48:39
  - A poorly octopus for a Belgian Girls' drink ?!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 25, 16:49:09
    - Yeah but that girly drink usually only comes in halves... (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Aug 25, 16:57:11
    - best beer in the world is belgian beer (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 25, 16:52:59
      - The best beer in the world is Belgian. And so is Kriek. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 25, 16:55:01
        
        it's entirely subjective. as i shall demonstrate with the aid of; 1. FACTS (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 25, 17:00:45
- ?4.80 for a Guiness at Sprowston Manor (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 25, 16:43:12
- ?4.50 Peroni for me as well, Sports Bar & Grill, Farringdon (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 25, 16:33:41
- More than a fiver for Hoegaarden somewhere in Norwich (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 25, 16:30:16
  - schteve, schteve, schteve... come on now. kuh........... (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 25, 16:37:02
    - Oranjeboom. Filthy shit that is. Used to sell it at the Kings pre-Ravishing, and (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 25, 16:46:34
      - you can't beat heineken (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 25, 16:48:06
        
        Oh yes you can, or at least equal them for shitness - try: (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 25, 16:51:14
        
        Hoftmeisters? Do they still do that? (NCFC) - Huge 5mal1, Aug 25, 17:08:37
        
        Best of the shit is probably Becks. I had to drink that mexican shit on holiday in (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 25, 17:14:09
        
        I don't mind becks. I was thinking more of the 3.5-4% shit lagers (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge 5mal1, Aug 25, 17:17:15
        
        Ah, yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 25, 17:17:57
        
        Mexican beer is generally intended to ward off hangovers or quench thirst due to hot sun (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 25, 19:14:58
        
        Oh and I forgot the absolute far worstest of them all: (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 25, 16:54:44
        
        kestrel lager. you forgot that one (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 25, 16:54:38
        
        Blimey yeah. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 25, 16:55:05
        
        Booom. That even beat the Budweiser. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 25, 16:55:40
        
        I'll raise you a Skoll, so to speak. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 25, 17:00:00
        
        Christ, there are so many of them - Harp? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 25, 17:02:19
        
        bugger me gently, do they still make that piss? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 25, 17:06:14
        
        It would seem so (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 25, 17:12:24
        
        I'm not surprised (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 25, 17:29:59
        
        Not reaally. Trouble with Bud is it does taste of something but it's f***ing vile. (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 25, 16:59:39
        
        I had some Bud recently (NCFC) - Huge 5mal1, Aug 25, 17:12:59
        
        I always find it has a horrible after taste, reminisant of sick (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 25, 17:16:29
        
        Amstel, Castlemaine XXXX, and any 3.5% lager brewed in the UK (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 25, 16:53:38
        
        Yep, especially served out of cans. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 25, 16:56:08
        
        Hallew darlun. Point uh staaar-ew-praamun thanks luv (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 25, 16:50:47
        
        Grolsch, Brand and Dommelsch the best from this neck of the woods (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 25, 16:49:33
        
        (lager that is - obviously far nicer "special" beers) (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 25, 16:49:50
  - I used to sell that at ?3.50 a half. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 25, 16:33:43
    - How much profit was that? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 25, 16:35:54
      - A lot I would imagine since it's an average priced beer over here (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 25, 16:45:44
      - What do you mean 'profit'? (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 25, 16:45:19
        
        How much of that ?3.50 went into your pocket? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 25, 16:47:56
        
        Applying the Duckworth Lewis method, as I often did, (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 25, 16:55:51
        
        Seems fair to me. Pretentious c**ts are there to be ripped off. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 25, 17:00:31
- ?5.50 for some wheat beer in the Playhouse and it was dreadful. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 25, 16:23:56
  - wheat bear is fucking rank (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 25, 16:27:00
    - Weihenstephaner. Yumsters (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 25, 16:47:06
  - potent though (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Aug 25, 16:25:03
    - It wasn't nice but at that price, once bought, I had to finish it. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 25, 16:26:34
whooooooooooooooo (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Aug 25, 14:21:28
- I darent start the link (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Aug 25, 14:21:53
  - Go away Bucks. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 25, 14:26:21
    - Whats your problem? Bully BBC East not me. (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Aug 25, 14:28:22
Hard day at the office after last night's misery (NCFC) - Daryl Hutch, Aug 24, 16:48:22
- Nevermind that, has he found a new driving instructor? (n/m) (NCFC) - Hertz van Rental, Aug 24, 16:52:39
  - Lol. Don't talk to me about driving instructors;-) Lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Daryl Hutch, Aug 24, 17:02:39
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 24, 17:04:11
      - Actually... driving instructors (NCFC) - Daryl Hutch, Aug 24, 17:09:27
        
        lol (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 19:55:21
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 24, 17:10:37
- That's nice dear. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 16:50:18
I feel like two daggers have been thrust into my stomach on either side (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 24, 15:27:22
- Could be appendicitis...? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 24, 16:44:56
  - Or his pancreas is shot. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 24, 16:55:01
- were they mutton daggers?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 15:52:57
- hmmm danone! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 15:42:50
- At the very least (General Chat) - norway, Aug 24, 15:40:45
- Have you done any really smelly pumps yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 24, 15:40:43
- Bender (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 24, 15:34:25
- Can I have your car? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 24, 15:31:06
  - If you like (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 24, 15:34:28
    - Nice, what model so I can get an insurance quote (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 24, 15:40:14
      - Do people still insure cars? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 24, 16:13:35
        
        Not in Bradford (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 24, 16:29:10
- your stomach wall must not like what you've done (General Chat) - pants, Aug 24, 15:29:24
  - Ha ha (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 24, 15:33:46
    - When it hits critical mass you're going to have approximately 9 seconds to find a cludge. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 15:35:18
      - *Prolapse alert* (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Aug 24, 15:40:17
      - POTD contender (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 24, 15:37:34
- Farewell Chas. It's been a blast. Live fast, die young. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 24, 15:28:49
Daryl Hutch (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 13:48:29
- Utterly fucking Huckerby (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 24, 14:04:13
- possibly. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 13:49:41
  - There's no I in prepared. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 24, 13:52:01
    - That sounds like one of those wanky motivational things. (General Chat) - Graham Br15tol, Aug 24, 14:05:26
      - There's no I in team, but there is a me if you look hard enough. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 24, 14:07:05
        
        That one too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Graham Br15tol, Aug 24, 14:08:49
        
        You don't have to be an idiot to post on here, but it helps. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 24, 14:10:25
        
        Thanks for the advice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Graham Br15tol, Aug 24, 14:31:01
New on the board (NCFC) - Oxford Yella, Aug 24, 13:47:11
- Well met sir. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 24, 16:19:45
- Silfield chap by any chance? (NCFC) - Barno, Aug 24, 14:19:15
  - More Oxford residents messing the place up. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 14:35:17
    - No mess here, I'll have you know... (NCFC) - Oxford Yella, Aug 24, 14:40:32
  - Har Har! You got it Barno! Finally got myself on here after your recommendation! (NCFC) - Oxford Yella, Aug 24, 14:22:40
    - You get all the gossip here 1st Hockey (NCFC) - Barno, Aug 24, 14:25:49
      - bantz (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Aug 24, 14:30:39
- Give my best to Delia and Mike (NCFC) - King, Aug 24, 14:05:57
- I'll ask the big question then (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 24, 14:01:40
  - Brocolli and cream cheese soup with croutons followed by a chicken and cous cous tagine (NCFC) - Oxford Yella, Aug 24, 14:24:44
    - Chicken and noodle cup a soup. (n/m) (NCFC) - Barno, Aug 24, 14:32:37
- Welcome (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Aug 24, 13:56:26
- welcome (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Aug 24, 13:52:30
  - Word up yourself! (n/m) (NCFC) - Oxford Yella, Aug 24, 13:57:01
- ello mate.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 13:49:17
  - Headington, North East Oxford. There is a boozer still near the bus station.... (NCFC) - Oxford Yella, Aug 24, 13:52:54
- Hello. I've been to Oxford. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 13:49:12
  - Good work. Currently waiting for the U's to get promoted a couple of times (NCFC) - Oxford Yella, Aug 24, 13:58:41
    - My cousin lives in Kennington and is a big Us fan. He loving off the derby win over Swindo (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 14:15:19
      - Yeah, I'm loving that too - guess that makes Oxford my second team! (n/m) (NCFC) - Oxford Yella, Aug 24, 14:17:41
        
        Exciting times for them. He was telling me about that Kassam fella. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 14:20:29
        
        Ever lived in Buckinghamshire by any chance? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 14:19:40
        
        Milton Keynes? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 24, 14:20:54
- Hello (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 24, 13:47:50
Chance of Chelsea being game of the day on football first? do sky confirm in advance? (n/m) (NCFC) - samcd84, Aug 24, 12:48:51
- all depends on the best game (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 24, 12:55:01
- No, I think they decide on Saturday around tea-time-ish. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 12:49:39
  - Yep - just depends what 'appens like (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Aug 24, 12:50:40
    - so the answer is; no, we won't be game of the day then (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 24, 12:52:18
      - It's a strong possibility (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 24, 12:55:11
        
        Football Franchise Shithouse (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 24, 12:56:20
    - So we'll be first if we win (NCFC) - norway, Aug 24, 12:51:20
      - or a 2-2 3-3 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 24, 12:55:21
        
        or 5-5 (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 24, 12:57:28
        
        yep all of those (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 24, 12:57:52
      - latter is far more likely. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 24, 12:53:59
Lovely old scousers (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 24, 12:37:08
- The bouncers search you for drugs when you go in there. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 24, 13:16:56
- "A man lost his nose, ears, and lip during an attack ..." (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 12:45:12
  - How does he smell? (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Aug 24, 12:48:33
    - Horrible, like most scousers (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 24, 12:49:21
      - Stop being such a cock. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 24, 13:13:45
        
        I can't (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 24, 13:16:53
      - Didn't need saying (n/m) (General Chat) - norway, Aug 24, 12:50:06
        
        It did (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 24, 12:52:24
  - He was probably of "Eastern European apperance" (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 24, 12:47:27
  - less of your lip (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 24, 12:46:38
- *could this perchance be a link to a bbc news article*? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 24, 12:39:19
  - Dunno, aint got a scooby. Hey Tombs, bit of a poser for you on Sat - (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 24, 12:41:06
    - easy... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 12:43:42
    - are they versus-ing each other then? (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 24, 12:43:39
  - Noooo,,, ceebeebees NEVER does THAT, does he?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 12:40:33
    - ha, ha lol, (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 24, 12:41:42
      - ChaT....??? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 12:43:03
        
        ... (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 24, 12:43:45
        
        ahh..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 12:45:16
Ginsters Chicken Balti Pasty. S&V McCoys. Cawfee. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:29:03
- yesterdays pasta + Cup of tea (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Aug 24, 12:44:26
  - Just pasta? Any sauce? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:45:27
- I just had S&V McCoys, with a pastrami/mustard/gherkin bwagel. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Aug 24, 12:43:47
  - poi (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:45:37
    - hey, fuggedabahtit (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Aug 24, 13:01:20
- tuna/pasta salad, black coffee, 2 Marlborough lights (n/m) (General Chat) - presuming_ed, Aug 24, 12:36:52
  - Raspy. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:39:12
  - Marlboro (n/m) (General Chat) - presuming_ed, Aug 24, 12:37:07
- the culinary equivalent of selwyns IQ (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 24, 12:34:23
  - Boo. But Hooray! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:35:49
- tesco's scotch egg, coronation chicken on french bread, coffee, peach (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 12:34:08
  - Today's lunch was brought to you by 1978. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:35:32
    - it was epic, though the scotch egg was hairier than john warks '78 'tach (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 12:37:22
- Ham and cheese on seeded wholemeal, Chargrilled Chicken McCoy's, Strawberry Yoghurt (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 12:33:25
  - Nice McCoys work. Not tried them ones. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:34:49
    - Multipack from Tescoses - Chicken, Bacon and Steak flavours. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 12:35:47
      - big bag of carcinogens (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 24, 12:38:15
        
        We've all got to go one way or another. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 12:39:51
        
        true dat, i'm more a cheese and oniony potato snack deathwish type though (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 24, 12:46:12
      - *Adds to shopping list* (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:36:15
  - top lunching, that! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 12:34:31
- Jacket potato. Cheese and beans. (General Chat) - tim berry, Aug 24, 12:31:08
  - It was indeed. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Aug 24, 12:34:33
    - ^^ iWrothing. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:35:09
      - Yes, hopelessly. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Aug 24, 12:35:53
  - Nice. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:32:06
Right, I'm bored with all this boring cup talk. (NCFC) - tim berry, Aug 24, 12:10:31
- Streaming it up (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 24, 12:51:35
- I am Shed Lower row 12 (n/m) (NCFC) - Brook, Aug 24, 12:35:51
- Me (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 24, 12:34:54
- no. I dont support the Murdoch capitilist franchise era of modern football. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 12:23:36
- Me (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 24, 12:19:49
  - Cool. Me and Otto are meeting in hammersmith if you and conker are about. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Aug 24, 12:28:18
    - fao: quentin tarantino (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 24, 12:30:30
- Me] (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Aug 24, 12:14:01
- paul lambert and the 11 dwarves (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 24, 12:13:33
- Decorating. Will listen to it on The Wireless. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 12:13:09
  - FFS man grow a pair (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Aug 24, 12:30:58
  - ^^^ me too (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 24, 12:24:13
  - you are *always* decorating (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 24, 12:14:07
    - Euphemism for wanking innit (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 24, 12:31:18
    - I've had a lot to do to before AB Jnr arrives. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 12:17:10
      - i bought one of them dulux paint mochines, total waste of beer tokens (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 24, 12:19:44
        
        It's got "waste of paint" written all over it, that. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 12:21:23
        
        and i fell for it hook raf lyneham and schtinquer (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 24, 12:29:03
        
        but you're..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 12:36:27
        
        au contraire, i went to the football to look at some of our "flange" players (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 24, 12:42:30
        
        how ridiculous to think.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 12:44:47
        
        worse than them are the "spray a fence type machines" (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 12:26:40
        
        spray your shoes machines. (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 24, 12:36:37
        
        paint your No. 1 shoes with floor polish..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 12:40:06
- I say, I say, I say. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:12:01
  - You going, Jaffski? (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Aug 24, 12:16:04
    - one effin' jafski (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 24, 12:17:13
      - Good point. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:18:54
    - Hello mate. I'm considering getting a ticket in one of the home areas. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:16:48
      - Do it! That would be the height of awesomeness. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Aug 24, 12:29:12
Joey Barton to QPR then (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Aug 24, 12:05:00
- Good signing that. IF (< Big if) he doesn't act the cunt. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:18:31
- How long do we think it'll be before Barton roundhouses Taarabt in the neck? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Aug 24, 12:16:19
  - I think they might fall in love (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 24, 12:19:09
  - Cor. You'd pay to see that, wouldn't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 12:17:42
FAO: Karnivore (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 11:48:04
- SL2/SU2 and SL3/SU3 (Shed Upper & Shed Lower) (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 24, 11:57:10
  - Chairs matey. I'm not going to talk to you now until after the game. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:04:54
    - makes perfect sense (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 24, 12:22:59
      - I'm blanking you. Stop talking to me. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:25:06
        
        shit, I forgot (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 24, 12:26:05
        
        Stop it now. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:27:39
        
        will do (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 24, 13:33:58
    - I think that's for the best. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 12:09:19
      - I like that. It might catch on. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:11:06
- On the telly box, they are normally in one of the corners (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 24, 11:50:36
  - Last time we were there we were along one of the sides, in the bottom tier. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 11:53:38
    - it was utter shit (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 24, 12:03:44
      - was there too, and liverpool, both SHIT for away fans. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 12:25:19
        
        and everton (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 24, 12:27:22
        
        didnt make everton..... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 12:42:16
        
        the racist game was in the cup (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 24, 15:05:18
    - Who were these ugly few? We should be told. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:02:35
      - View. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 12:04:55
        
        I know, but i couldn't pass up the chance of a weak gag. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 12:05:32
    - my view last night was fucking awful tbf. totally unimpaired. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 24, 11:56:03
  - I know I've been there but I'm not sure which. It's either top left or bottom right. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 11:53:12
Disgraceful last night. 13009 people turned up to be entertained (NCFC) - Ian Croak, Aug 24, 10:46:01
- ^^^A troll as weak as a great aunt's milky tea (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Aug 24, 11:01:24
- If the take the money and wear our shirt, they should be arsed..... (NCFC) - Kirrie, Aug 24, 10:52:35
  - Sheepshaggers (NCFC) - Jambocanary, Aug 24, 13:00:32
    - They are very sensitive about any sheep connections........! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Aug 24, 13:07:13
- tbf we smashed paulton under lambert (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 24, 10:52:04
  - Paulton = East Harling (n/m) (NCFC) - Ian Croak, Aug 24, 11:12:07
    - That's appaling geographical knowledge. I hope you're not a taxi driver. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 11:18:17
- ^^ SCC trying to do a proper grown-up troll. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 10:50:08
  - Certainly puts the Charlton cup defeat into perspective (NCFC) - pants, Aug 24, 11:20:54
    - ^^ World class effort there. The Big Man is back in town. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 11:25:05
      - I thought I'd join in with a worthless shot (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 24, 11:32:05
        
        Just a quick reminder to today's upstarts who the daddy is. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 11:32:42
        
        knowing little about last night, I'm glad no one got injured, and there was (NCFC) - pants, Aug 24, 11:34:39
        
        *then see's the post at the top (NCFC) - pants, Aug 24, 11:35:16
0-6 v fulham, pales last night into insignificance! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 09:39:52
- and as for the 9-0 drubbing we're going to suffer this weekend... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 24, 09:49:03
  - which is only 3 points lost.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 09:49:41
- i wasn't bothered before the game (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 24, 09:43:56
  - What would you prefer... (NCFC) - Ben, Aug 24, 11:40:11
    - I would pick whichever option has fewer whining cunts droning on and on. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 11:47:49
      - This. (n/m) (NCFC) - Graham Br15tol, Aug 24, 12:20:29
  - I'm not properly bothered (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 24, 09:47:36
    - Same as you, but with another child in tow. (NCFC) - Graham Br15tol, Aug 24, 09:55:40
      - Aviva Beaver! I never knew that was his name (or species)! (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Aug 24, 10:17:20
        
        Ah ok, on further research it's the Aviva Lemur... (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Aug 24, 10:21:05
      - Look, stop starting sentences with the word 'look'. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 10:00:15
        
        No. Aussie cricketers use "Aww look, ..." Not "Look, ..." (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 10:08:51
        
        but he doesn't look like an aussie cricketer (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 24, 10:17:05
        
        Brett Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 10:20:57
        
        Can you chaps shut up and not point out the flaws of the argument... (NCFC) - Graham Br15tol, Aug 24, 10:12:27
        
        Look, I was just having a light hearted giggle no drama. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 10:15:05
        
        "Light hearted giggle. No drama" (NCFC) - Graham Br15tol, Aug 24, 10:23:08
        
        You looking for Drama... (NCFC) - phrankin, Aug 24, 10:18:16
        
        Uptown top phrankin. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 10:20:29
        
        stop look and listen (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 24, 10:03:07
        
        Oh ok. Sorry chap. (NCFC) - Graham Br15tol, Aug 24, 10:02:45
City till I die (NCFC) - Daryl Hutch, Aug 24, 09:29:09
- ^^^ Old school troll - will teach some upstarts on here a thing or two (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Aug 24, 09:51:18
  - Textbook technique so far. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 09:54:01
    - I like the way he addresses everyone by name (NCFC) - norway, Aug 24, 09:58:41
- Who gives a fuck about your family? (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 24, 09:34:45
- 2.50 a goal you ungrateful fucker (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 24, 09:31:11
  - you can tell he's a troll........ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 09:31:58
    - It's Bucks ent ut? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 09:33:58
      - poss! my fave was Prince Oblinsky!!! "toodle pip!" (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 09:35:05
        
        Count surely? (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 24, 14:54:41
        
        hurrah! that was me (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 24, 10:21:34
I think it might be colney_gaz. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 09:22:11
Well I don't care what anyone else thinks, I enjoyed last night. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 09:07:11
- We forgot to go and didn't even leave the pub - cracking night. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 24, 09:32:18
  - Haha! Brilliant. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 09:35:45
- We were sat next to the away dugout. Interesting perspective down there. (NCFC) - lurd, Aug 24, 09:13:43
  - He used to hang out with Hoddle. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 09:15:11
- good for you! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 09:09:12
  - I do accpet it. I accpeted it with grace and good humour. I also accpeted a foo bears. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 09:14:38
    - i fucking love you. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 09:19:39
    - I was there until the final whistle! City till I die (n/m) (NCFC) - Daryl Hutch, Aug 24, 09:17:27
      - I doubt you were actually there. I also doubt you took your kids. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 24, 09:25:47
        
        Get out of it and support your team (NCFC) - Daryl Hutch, Aug 24, 09:30:42
        
        Do you take your Great Aunt and all your cousins? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 09:39:54
        
        selwyns takes ALL his piglets! a REAL fan! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 09:40:37
        
        Your dad isn't muchof a fan if he's neve going again. Good riddance I say (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Aug 24, 09:33:21
Last night was shameful (NCFC) - Daryl Hutch, Aug 24, 08:49:55
- even the second string should be capable of playing better than that (n/m) (NCFC) - raretek, Aug 24, 09:08:31
  - they are... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 09:10:29
- Find some perspective FFS (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Aug 24, 09:00:34
- I refused to go last night... (NCFC) - Ben, Aug 24, 09:00:29
  - ^this^ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 09:04:03
- "for now?!" - "shamefull?" (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 08:58:32
  - The Milk Cup of 1985 is now deemed as meaningless (NCFC) - Daryl Hutch, Aug 24, 09:05:38
    - the milk cup, in todays world, IS meaningless. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 09:08:09
      - No. (NCFC) - Deryn Brace, Aug 24, 09:30:05
        
        WRONG! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 09:34:32
        
        Who's the troll? (NCFC) - Deryn Brace, Aug 24, 09:51:04
      - Not a good attitude this Cheltenham. (NCFC) - Daryl Hutch, Aug 24, 09:15:11
        
        I reckon you'll easily be able to keep this up all day. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 24, 09:23:31
        
        errmmm - you do da maff...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 09:23:04
  - You do realise this guy is a troll? And you fed him?? (NCFC) - Graham Br15tol, Aug 24, 09:04:02
    - yes... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 09:04:29
  - I agree to a certain extent (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 24, 09:00:46
    - who... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 09:05:11
      - Agreed, however, (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Aug 24, 09:17:55
        
        yes... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 24, 09:24:48
lol at the defending for those 2 goals shown (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 23, 21:50:46
- Great strike for the 2nd one they showed, and Drury will be happy with the assist. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 23, 21:52:27
  - the defenders just backed off (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 23, 21:53:11
Us, QPR and Swansley all lost. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 23, 21:43:56
- except they had decent line up out and we didnt......... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 23, 21:48:48
  - we started Wes, Surman, Fox, Jackson, Whitbread, Drury, Smith etc (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 23, 21:54:12
- Dwarfs on C4 +1, the last episode of The Hour plussed (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 23, 21:46:59
  - Bingo (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 23, 21:48:07
  - I'm loving the Hour, got it on sky+ too...... no-one else i know is watching it (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Aug 23, 21:48:03
    - I'm watching it just for the anachronistic language (NCFC) - norway, Aug 23, 21:49:31
      - I like Bel (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 23, 21:51:54
        
        Now that's a post I understand !, is Norway just showing off? (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Aug 23, 21:53:20
        
        Durrr yeah. (n/m) (NCFC) - norway, Aug 23, 21:52:14
        
        You should meet on of my team at work, he uses big words I dont understand all the time! (n/m) (NCFC) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Aug 23, 21:55:52
- apart from the star player injury (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 23, 21:44:36
  - did Bennet or pilks get injured? (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Aug 23, 21:47:05
    - mug (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 23, 21:47:35
  - Oh? Wossat? I haven't been watching/listening ... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 23, 21:45:51
    - On reflection, I think I'll just go to bed and have a look tomorrow when some adults arare (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 23, 21:49:31
    - apparently wes injury doesn't look good (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 23, 21:47:23
      - for a second i was worried one of our first teamers got hurt. (NCFC) - earlydoors, Aug 23, 21:49:16
        
        this post is just ridiculous (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 23, 21:56:52
        
        maybe wes nicked his bird (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 23, 21:58:33
        
        he did I've never got over it. (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Aug 23, 22:11:30
        
        ok he's not a first teamer against hoof (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 23, 21:50:11
    - Super Grant Holt broken (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Aug 23, 21:46:35
I just bought some tickets online for tonight (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 23, 13:15:12
- That's a good idea though. Looking at row 1 in the Main Stand, for a laugh. (n/m) (NCFC) - Graham Br15tol, Aug 23, 13:35:50
- They'll pust 'em to yer, wunt they? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 23, 13:28:40
  - Going to have to ring the fuckers to make sure it all went through (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 23, 13:30:19
  - If you live in the GT they send them round in a golf buggy made out of Yakult. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 23, 13:30:19
- You coming for a bear then? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Aug 23, 13:26:37
  - I have small boy in tow (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 23, 13:29:43
- The old box office in the City Stand I think (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Aug 23, 13:22:43
  - That's totally empty now. (NCFC) - Graham Br15tol, Aug 23, 13:29:08
- tell McNally (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 23, 13:22:32
  - I agree, you should send feedback to the club........ (NCFC) - usacanary, Aug 23, 16:21:02
- ticket office would be my guess...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 23, 13:19:50
  - Just been to buy mine from the ticket office... (NCFC) - Dog, Aug 23, 13:22:33
    - Difficult to do from King's Lynn (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 23, 13:24:42
I was trying to find an unrelated post and stumbled across this... (Other Football) - The Editor of Milk, Aug 23, 11:40:39
- Ha! For some reason, I did not read this thread before I read norway's post above (Other Football) - Yellalee, Aug 23, 12:00:17
- Thanks, I remember reading that post (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Aug 23, 11:56:48
  - AND doctorate (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 23, 12:31:23
    - that wasn't Kebbsy, that was LappinItUp/Magicsback/Somethingelsetodow ithRoeder (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Aug 23, 12:43:09
      - Oh is he dead as well ?! (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 23, 12:47:12
        
        They're all dead Dave. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Aug 23, 12:50:55
        
        What, even Pieterson? (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Aug 23, 12:55:10
        
        Yes Dave, they're all dead. All of them. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Aug 23, 13:01:22
        
        Smeg! (n/m) (Other Football) - norway, Aug 23, 13:22:49
    - Since we're dabbling in a little thread necromancy today, haregew: (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 23, 12:39:02
      - 2007 (Other Football) - lurd, Aug 23, 12:55:12
      - Your response to that (Other Football) - pants, Aug 23, 12:51:15
      - Oh FFS. I am still interested in... (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 23, 12:46:06
  - he studied in Manchester don't ya know... (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Aug 23, 12:00:28
- Self-important, full of numbers, patronisingly didactic, lots of short one-sentence paragr (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 23, 11:55:53
  - Wa'd Up Bitchcake.......... (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 23, 16:13:54
  - Tilt, Tilt, Tilt, Tilt, Booooooom.... (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Aug 23, 12:02:06
    - Love me or hate me........If you are talking 'bout me........ (Other Football) - usacanary, Aug 23, 16:16:09
- I always look back at these and see what I replied (Other Football) - pants, Aug 23, 11:46:44
Swarbrick doesn't get a game this weekend (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Aug 23, 10:25:18
- That'll learn him. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 23, 10:34:34
  - I like that it's acknowledged though (and we didn't kick up a stink about it) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 23, 10:43:17
    - He reffed our game at home to Forest and was decent there (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Aug 23, 10:52:58
      - what about the lino tho? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 23, 10:54:45
        
        Gemma and I watched a replay of it this morning (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Aug 23, 11:07:31
        
        did our players request he spoke to the lino? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 23, 11:11:56
        
        Yes but not forcefully. The lino didn't flag at all as far as I remember, certainly not (NCFC) - TransitVanBeethoven, Aug 23, 11:20:08
        
        I was sat right behind the lino...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 23, 11:54:57
        
        I think that Naughton was one of a few players doing that (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Aug 23, 11:14:06
Who is it that De Gea right looks like? Some actor or suffen ... (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 22, 21:54:19
- the young scruffy weirdo in The Burbs (n/m) (Other Football) - matt in london, Aug 22, 23:07:38
- Irish bloke from bend it like beckham ? Taller version natch (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 22, 21:57:23
- lolz... (Other Football) - Tombs, Aug 22, 21:55:47
- He does look like Bentley, but you're right, there is another likeness there... (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Aug 22, 21:55:10
  - They could be twins (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 22, 21:57:55
    - Lol (n/m) (Other Football) - Steve in Holland, Aug 22, 22:00:37
  - ... (Other Football) - phrankin, Aug 22, 21:57:52
96% dodgykeeper tilt. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 22, 21:51:04
- A fine clean sheet for the lad (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Aug 22, 21:53:13
  - lucky more like width of a post saved him after his blooper (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Aug 22, 21:53:54
- Doesn't look much good so far... (n/m) (Other Football) - phrankin, Aug 22, 21:52:21
  - he doesn't look much like david bentley either (Other Football) - Tombs, Aug 22, 21:54:24
    - But then nor do I. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Aug 22, 21:55:07
      - there is that (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Aug 22, 21:56:26
        
        It's my second best redeeming feature. (n/m) (Other Football) - tudders, Aug 22, 21:57:58
        
        number one being your incredibly greasy globes no doubt (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Aug 22, 22:04:55
        
        Nope, (Other Football) - tudders, Aug 22, 22:22:55
Johan Sebastian Park is still the mustard. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 22, 21:48:54
- innit (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Aug 22, 21:50:59
not many canariesfans at old trafford tonight (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 22, 21:41:12
- I saw one (General Chat) - Small, Aug 22, 21:48:25
  - i saw him joshing with sir alex ferguson cbe (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 22, 22:10:04
- We've come for our scarves, we've come for our scar-arves. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 22, 21:42:51
- lots of red shirts, bored of the protesting I guess (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 22, 21:41:52
  - scared of us i reckon (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 22, 21:43:04
    - Too optimistic, Tombs, too optimistic (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 22, 21:45:11
      - wesley will sneak underneath it (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 22, 21:46:38
BBC 2 nowlooks like it could be worth viewing (n/m) (Other Sports) - Charles21, Aug 21, 23:42:32
- There's a man on it looks like he's wearing a moustache, but there's no moustache there. (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 21, 23:47:35
  - ... (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Aug 21, 23:49:53
- Really? (Other Sports) - King, Aug 21, 23:45:25
- ? (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 21, 23:44:57
- Agreed. Plussing it. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Yellalee, Aug 21, 23:42:57
  - Oh yeah, seen it before. Lots of Lotusus' Cars and drivers in It (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Aug 21, 23:48:27
Just got home. What a massive shitweasel that referee is. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 21, 19:46:39
- and the lino (n/m) (NCFC) - inutero, Aug 21, 19:49:36
Tomorrow wont be pretty (NCFC) - TheHoolahanElement, Aug 20, 09:34:50
- I'm thinking Lambo will play a swerve ball and start with (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 20, 10:22:01
  - I was thinking that too... (NCFC) - Dr Baker, Aug 20, 10:27:41
    - gary neville made some very good points (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 20, 11:37:19
      - Just had a knock on the door... it was ILWT. He says can we keep quiet, we are giving it (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 20, 11:51:16
- Cannot wait for one of those cunts to start on Holt. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 20, 10:19:38
  - Holt and Anthony Gerrard's 90 mins last season was brilliant (NCFC) - pants, Aug 20, 10:21:40
- We've been physical when we've needed to be over the last couple of seasons (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 20, 09:58:21
- I'm looking forward to I - proper, old school bloom n guts football (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 20, 09:36:24
  - Bloom and stool. I'm not sure I'd want to watch stool football. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 20, 09:46:44
    - Heston Bloom and Stool (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 20, 10:18:16
      - He's now called Human Bestenthal. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 20, 10:40:51
      - He's done a bloomin' stool (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Aug 20, 10:19:14
  - I can hear the critics already. That Hansen is a tosser (n/m) (NCFC) - TheHoolahanElement, Aug 20, 09:41:17
fish & chips up the rushcutters (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 19, 15:05:15
- Do you always have Friday's off Mr Tombs? :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 15:25:50
  - pretty much dubbs (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 19, 15:28:36
    - I went in a 11 this morning, sent two emails, no back home watching cricket with cold beer (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 19, 15:37:20
      - fucking part timer (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 19, 16:10:41
        
        I'm a full time lover. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 19, 17:00:50
    - I will work for you, I will only take mon/tue/wed/sat/sun off, can I have a job? :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 15:33:34
      - well i do about half an hour a day at home (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 19, 16:09:54
        
        No fair! Can we do a job shadow thing for a week? DWP want us to do it!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 16:49:16
        
        You will have to be tied to the phone for 07:24 a day and put your hand up for... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 16:50:31
        
        better the devil you know dubbs (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 19, 16:55:52
        
        Not sure what that means but life could be worse I think. Yep life is good really. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 17:00:25
        
        New flat on it's way, footy and Cricket, good friends, I'm happy Mr tombs. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 17:01:02
        
        Life is ok for you though Mr Tombs I hope please. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 19:48:33
        
        Mr Tombs, all ok? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 19:53:27
    - top delegation skills! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 15:29:45
- I know it's a cliche, but cockneys really are gobby wankers as a rule (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 19, 15:21:52
  - totally takeover don't they (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 15:29:44
- Good pub that but always busy!!! Good food there. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 15:18:20
  - not overly busy today dubbs, got served fairly quickly (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 19, 15:25:00
    - LOL! You only have to go round and feed the Swan's, I like that Green out at Thorpe. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 15:26:33
      - Looked at a flat not far, back toward the old beefeater pub but too far from the city. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 15:28:15
- Having a vicar? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 15:07:54
  - Well I certainly didn't consider that option (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 19, 15:18:51
    - No, me neither. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 15:30:08
  - i'm ignoring you (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 19, 15:08:30
    - But we're good together (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 15:09:15
- they've looked twats in man utd shirts (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Aug 19, 15:07:35
  - yeah, that would have definitely made it tacky (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 15:09:00
And the winner is: (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 19, 14:35:55
- like anyone actually cares, big nose! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 14:40:29
  - I do (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Aug 19, 16:32:17
    - Chelts did the lottery and ended up with another wife. Another!! FFS !!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 19, 16:36:14
      - oi! cant pin THAT ONE on me!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 16:51:09
- Hire Richard Branstons to take it into space when his space passenger plane thing goes up. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 14:40:27
Read Richard Balls' blog here (NCFC) - Richard Balls, Aug 19, 13:15:37
- Wow.....1st Mick Dennis, now Richard Balls...who will be next??? Waggers? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Aug 19, 14:10:55
  - Alan Shearer. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 19, 14:37:50
    - Chicken and beans. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 19, 14:47:10
- Not bad...but criticising for playing too many many passes? WTF (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 19, 14:03:04
  - Too many passes? (NCFC) - Richard Balls, Aug 19, 14:08:33
    - Yeah and Stoke score by bunging it in the box but wouldnt (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 19, 14:16:15
      - Need for wide play (NCFC) - Richard Balls, Aug 19, 18:09:49
        
        Get it in behind?! give me strength...pass the fuckin ball not (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 19, 21:52:03
      - Mixing both aspects serves us better long term. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 14:19:17
        
        Plus I wouldn't call Arsenal ineffective would you? (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 19, 14:22:15
        
        Compared to their peers at the top of the league recently - yes, entirely. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 14:24:29
        
        Don't start me off on Arsenal please...the grief they get from the media is laughable. (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 19, 14:27:31
        
        Think Barca v Man U (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 19, 14:21:08
        
        Bar?a are a freakishly good team though. Not a great comparison. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 14:26:57
        
        We'll call it a draw and I win in extra time after wearing you down!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 19, 14:32:22
        
        If you say so... :o) (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 14:32:54
        
        Can't just pick and choose comparisons..shall we say International teams then..Spain!! (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 19, 14:29:52
        
        Well, it was you who decided to entirely ignore my first offer of a comparison... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 14:32:04
        
        Please see above (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Aug 19, 14:33:27
        
        ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 14:34:41
    - Details. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 19, 14:09:58
- Have you seen Richard's Balls? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 19, 13:58:19
  - *pants retains his role as board comedian* (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 19, 14:00:57
    - Never in doubt. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Aug 19, 14:05:59
- S'all right. (NCFC) - APB, Aug 19, 13:26:54
- "(In our opening 1-1 draw six years ago, four new recruits were handed starts)." (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:25:16
  - Drew 1-1 with Palarse didn't we? Manure was first away game (n/m) (NCFC) - wgf500, Aug 19, 13:26:03
    - dunno, i fort man utd was the first game but could be wrong (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:31:31
      - You're wrong. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:36:58
        
        i know. (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:39:24
      - You are - it was Palace at home. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 13:35:38
        
        i didnt go to either...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:37:50
      - Was Palarse Home first. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 19, 13:33:40
        
        cool thanks.... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:35:29
        
        Paul McSmall scored ours. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 13:36:20
        
        he prob played v palace... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:41:12
- Can we have a great big Aviva Beaver mascot please? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:18:38
  - Bichard Ralls (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 13:20:53
    - No need for that, nice blog Meggers well done mate. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:23:07
      - Cheers mate, but Mum's the Word remember? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Aug 19, 13:27:39
        
        I thought the bird is the word (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 19, 14:06:32
        
        Shit yeah sorry. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 19, 13:30:31
RIGHT, I've decided to give you c**ts a second chance. Beware though, (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 19, 12:39:26
- give it to rupert murdoch with a smile and a knowing wink (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:20:20
- Train it to hunt Sarah Beeny then give it to Bernard down the pub. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 19, 13:10:15
  - Bernard will tell you (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 13:39:08
  - I don't know who Sarah Beeney is (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 19, 13:17:21
    - You will when it finds her (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 19, 13:55:23
- Fill the hard drive with pictures of Gica Pipescu mooning a shopping mall. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 19, 13:00:42
- Fill it with egg-whites and bake it in an oven. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 12:50:53
- oh fuck off you borish twunt. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 12:41:33
  - I will Chelts, I will. Enjoy the game. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 19, 12:47:49
    - Oh bollocks to you the, cunt! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 13:17:22
- Buy another one the same height and wear them as cuban heels (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Aug 19, 12:41:17
- Rent it out as a studio apartment. (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Aug 19, 12:40:36
- deep fry it and sell it to the Scots (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Aug 19, 12:40:14
  - save it till bonfire night (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Aug 19, 13:17:23
Bullard (NCFC) - Dave ncfc davies, Aug 19, 11:50:18
- His hair is to long, would he have a skinhead? (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 19, 11:54:12
- Sent home from Hull's pre-season tour for "misconduct" (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 19, 11:53:02
- Pastryknees. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 11:52:57
  - Would be like getting bellars back innit (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 19, 11:54:11
- No. Not what's required. 32 injury plagued, sort of personality that could fuck up team (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 19, 11:52:43
  - his banter would fit right in imo (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 19, 11:54:17
    - No, he's the Alpha male look at me billy big bollocks type. He can fuck right off. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 19, 11:57:19
      - tierney and crofts would eat his head right off (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 19, 11:58:42
      - oh (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 19, 11:57:48
        
        Bit like you in person Mikey. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 19, 12:02:05
        
        true (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 19, 12:03:38
  - agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 19, 11:53:29
- cracking signing (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 19, 11:51:09
  - disagree... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 11:56:01
    - payp? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 19, 11:56:50
      - nah (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 12:06:20
  - Hoodge wages. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 11:51:30
    - tis reckoned if he played again for Hull, his wage would increase 15k a week (NCFC) - pants, Aug 19, 11:53:35
    - only what people are prepared to pay (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 19, 11:53:06
      - True but some clubs seem willing to pay ridiculous wages, glad we don't seem to. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 12:15:16
If we ever manage to get into the Europa League again (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 19, 11:40:42
- Away game at ADO Den Haag / Ajax / FC Utrecht / Feyenoord please! (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Aug 19, 12:12:19
  - holland is a bit dull tbf (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 19, 12:20:22
- yes defo...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 11:57:45
- Depends on the oppo (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 19, 11:54:47
  - Moscow would be brilliant! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Aug 19, 13:17:13
  - Imagine a Wroth roadtrip to Kiev. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 11:59:16
    - could have some proper kievs instead of those mini ones from bernard matthewses (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Aug 19, 12:06:46
    - If we got anywhere south France/Spain/Portugal etc... (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 19, 12:06:25
    - according to google, 1 day 5 hours (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 19, 12:05:38
      - ^^ignore my link (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 19, 12:06:33
- Would, but depending on money/kids/"being allowed" (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 11:51:57
  - 6 hours on a ferry (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 19, 12:00:19
  - Stuff you and your poxy car. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Aug 19, 11:59:16
- The only one of the six I missed was Munich away. (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 19, 11:48:28
  - A wroth Euro trip would be something else (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 19, 11:50:01
- I done Moonick. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 19, 11:47:50
  - Me too - I went on the coach (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 19, 11:50:38
    - We driv. Spent a couple of days there. Got langered in the Hofbrauhaus the next day. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 19, 11:53:43
    - Cabbage to Munich (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 19, 11:53:23
      - I didn't really think through the consequences (NCFC) - duke of york, Aug 19, 12:02:15
- I'd have to fly back for one of them (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 19, 11:45:10
  - I wish i had gone to Milan (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Aug 19, 11:48:18
    - Milan was ace... (NCFC) - Arganth, Aug 19, 12:01:54
      - sounds rather good (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 19, 12:05:08
    - sounds like my brother (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Aug 19, 11:49:16
- yep i'm already saving up (NCFC) - SCC 28, Aug 19, 11:42:19
celebrity big brother (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 19, 10:17:59
- Ok (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 19, 10:38:46
  - what's your take? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 19, 10:39:30
    - I didn't see it (General Chat) - Charles21, Aug 19, 11:08:53
      - Yep, celeb one is rubbish, final pay day stuff. Normal one is better. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 11:09:44
- Ditto (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Aug 19, 10:22:00
  - not watching either (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 10:31:51
    - what is celebrity big brother? (n/m) (General Chat) - corfinWaller, Aug 19, 10:33:34
      - Noel Gallagher (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 10:39:15
        
        I heard some of Liam Gallagher's nerw band the other day - Beaky Cunt or whatever they're (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 10:45:52
      - you lock loads of junkies in a house (General Chat) - SCC 28, Aug 19, 10:38:17
        
        are you on about prison sentences again? (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Aug 19, 10:57:36
        
        It's back to normal now, no more kids stealing on the street (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 10:59:44
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 19, 11:35:50
        
        that's haha spot on btw (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 19, 11:36:21
        
        I'd be interested if all the arrests over petty theft, even make it into the figures (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 19, 11:38:55
        
        we know... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 10:39:17
- agreed (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 10:20:57
Czeh (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 19, 08:35:21
- Bless you. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 19, 09:20:18
- Petr Cech (n/m) (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 19, 08:39:57
  - Sorry guys since press the wrong button on iPhone, I just (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 19, 08:41:08
    - Yes-Lets Now Hope Another 10-12 Of Them Get Injured... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Aug 19, 08:55:00
      - Hope not a wind up (NCFC) - XXL16, Aug 19, 10:20:31
        
        Hilario's not too bad - Turnbull is shocking, though (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 19, 10:24:46
      - OI!! (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 19, 08:56:18
        
        Morning Karni... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Aug 19, 08:59:46
        
        6-0 WBA, 6-0 Wigan, 4-0 Blackpool - not a bad start (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 19, 09:03:45
        
        Exactly!! #veryworried# (n/m) (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Aug 19, 09:09:38
        
        .... and STILL sacked the manager a season after winning the double! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 09:11:13
        
        in retrospect, I think it was the right thing...... (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 19, 09:21:44
        
        furry muff i spoose! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 10:23:11
        
        was supposed to be 3 years from the date of surgery (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 19, 10:36:52
        
        Istyosty's been forced to shut down by legal threats from the Mail (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 19, 10:53:48
        
        ah - cheers AB (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 19, 11:10:06
        
        Are we better equipped though this time round than last time we were in the prem? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 09:10:21
        
        Yes. But nowhere near as well equipped as the Norwich side which had (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 19, 09:22:43
        
        Dion and Horse up front. Imagine that. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Aug 19, 09:27:15
        
        A cock off. A big old cock off. Like conkers but with cocks. (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 19, 09:29:02
        
        Cock fighting is illegal and immoral. (NCFC) - APB, Aug 19, 09:30:58
        
        In a way, yes it is. Two proud cocks, standing tall and proud. About to face off to find (NCFC) - jafski, Aug 19, 09:32:24
        
        Prepared to peck at the other until it can take no more? (NCFC) - APB, Aug 19, 09:36:29
        
        Cor. Power combo. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 09:27:51
        
        DION DION DION. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Aug 19, 09:25:28
        
        I think so, yeah (n/m) (NCFC) - Karnivore, Aug 19, 09:12:22
        
        yes....... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 19, 09:12:02
Tara Reid (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 18, 21:14:48
- trouser twitch (n/m) (General Chat) - luisgarcia, Aug 18, 21:18:09
  - Kerry Catowner is a train crash waiting to happen (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 18, 21:21:06
- A right bloody mess. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 18, 21:16:26
  - this isn't a very flattering view (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 18, 21:21:49
    - nice watch (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 18, 21:55:50
    - no, you can still see the string from her Tampax (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 18, 21:23:48
      - blimey, she is a trainwreck (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 18, 21:26:33
  - Now Allison Stokke.............. (n/m) (General Chat) - Astroturf, Aug 18, 21:19:31
    - I've got a Stokke (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 18, 21:41:38
    - the fittest female athlete (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 18, 21:22:16
      - now that is much more like it (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 18, 21:28:06
        
        natural beauty (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 18, 21:29:28
        
        xxx (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Aug 18, 21:48:22
      - Indeed (General Chat) - Astroturf, Aug 18, 21:24:27
      - Blanka Vlasic? Many others I can't name? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 21:24:10
  - quite plain and walks like a fella in drag (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Aug 18, 21:19:17
RIGHT, FUCK OFF!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 13:12:59
- Cover it in jam and leave it out for wasps. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 18, 13:13:33
Would anyone other than feckin eejits care to answer/ (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 13:01:31
- here is what NCC say.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 18, 13:15:39
- Cover it with whipped cream and leave it out for the tooth fairy. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 18, 13:12:51
- Yeah, there's plenty of places that will securely sort the drive out. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 18, 13:11:53
  - in Mission Impossible III they blew one up but Simon Pegg (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 18, 13:17:22
  - Additionally, HDDs are ten a penny these days... (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 18, 13:13:50
    - Aha, thanks. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 13:20:40
- Connect the FireWire to a real fire. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 13:10:37
  - And a sense of deja vu. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 13:12:46
  - with a pipe. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 18, 13:11:48
- It is the angle of the dangle (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 18, 13:10:10
- Put a dress on and take it to a zoo, or wildlife park. When the monkeys play with your (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 18, 13:09:00
  - At last a sensible answer (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 13:10:55
- Fair enough, I'll find out another way and when I do I'm not telling you c**ts (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 13:05:59
  - Why not just ask the question you really need the answer to? (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 18, 13:10:08
    - Especially the animal stuff. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 13:11:16
      - Herbivore snuff movies. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 13:11:45
        
        Animal Scat Attack. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 18, 13:13:38
        
        Mada-scats-her (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 18, 13:18:26
        
        Finding Shit (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 18, 13:32:51
        
        Guano Story. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 13:36:02
        
        Mary Poopins. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 18, 13:47:58
- Draw a face on it, push it round in a pram and tell everyone you had a new baby (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Aug 18, 13:05:37
  - hahaha (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Aug 18, 13:09:15
- Here (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Aug 18, 13:05:30
  - Yes I've already done that. I was after information as to how effective it was from (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 13:09:33
- Cover it in bread so it looks like a big sandwich. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 18, 13:05:06
- Ahem. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 18, 13:03:53
  - Run some really big magnets round it for an hour. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 18, 13:05:17
    - Dunt that destroy the drive? I saw a telly programme where they put them (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 13:07:47
- eat it (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Aug 18, 13:03:49
- Who knows? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 13:03:05
- No. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 18, 13:02:46
Bullard is now a free agent? (n/m) (NCFC) - hucksmyman, Aug 18, 12:56:13
- Good control on the ball...... (NCFC) - Highlander, Aug 18, 13:19:17
- No thanks! (n/m) (NCFC) - Kirrie, Aug 18, 12:59:25
- Pastryknees. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 18, 12:58:58
- Free for ?50K/week :-( (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Aug 18, 12:58:22
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - phrankin, Aug 18, 13:02:39
luisgarcia (n/m) (NCFC) - luisgarcia, Aug 18, 12:10:07
- I was watching Bergerac last night (NCFC) - luisgarcia, Aug 18, 12:11:10
  - John Nettles is shit (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 18, 12:11:39
    - Stop following me (n/m) (NCFC) - luisgarcia, Aug 18, 12:14:19
      - This is my favourite thread of the day. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Aug 18, 12:29:27
- pants (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Aug 18, 12:10:53
  - Dandy Highburyman (n/m) (NCFC) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 18, 12:45:06
Warnock to get more money to spend from AirAsia (Other Football) - trustsec, Aug 18, 10:36:30
- That's quite some construction work if they want an M1/M4 junction. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Aug 18, 10:42:52