Put a dress on and take it to a zoo, or wildlife park. When the monkeys play with your

wipers, quickly f**k it up with petrol and lob it out the window at Anne the elephant.

Then drive off.

Posted By: malkybarkid on August 18th 2011 at 13:09:00

Message Thread

Would anyone other than feckin eejits care to answer/ (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 13:01:31
- here is what NCC say.... (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 18, 13:15:39
- Cover it with whipped cream and leave it out for the tooth fairy. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 18, 13:12:51
- Yeah, there's plenty of places that will securely sort the drive out. (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 18, 13:11:53
  - in Mission Impossible III they blew one up but Simon Pegg (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 18, 13:17:22
  - Additionally, HDDs are ten a penny these days... (General Chat) - Arganth, Aug 18, 13:13:50
    - Aha, thanks. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 13:20:40
- Connect the FireWire to a real fire. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 13:10:37
  - And a sense of deja vu. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 13:12:46
  - with a pipe. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 18, 13:11:48
- It is the angle of the dangle (n/m) (General Chat) - Dandy Highburyman, Aug 18, 13:10:10
- Put a dress on and take it to a zoo, or wildlife park. When the monkeys play with your (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 18, 13:09:00
  - At last a sensible answer (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 13:10:55
- Fair enough, I'll find out another way and when I do I'm not telling you c**ts (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 13:05:59
  - Why not just ask the question you really need the answer to? (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 18, 13:10:08
    - Especially the animal stuff. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 13:11:16
      - Herbivore snuff movies. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 13:11:45
        
        Animal Scat Attack. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 18, 13:13:38
        
        Mada-scats-her (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Aug 18, 13:18:26
        
        Finding Shit (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 18, 13:32:51
        
        Guano Story. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 13:36:02
        
        Mary Poopins. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 18, 13:47:58
- Draw a face on it, push it round in a pram and tell everyone you had a new baby (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Aug 18, 13:05:37
  - hahaha (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Aug 18, 13:09:15
- Here (General Chat) - Vivid Data Shark, Aug 18, 13:05:30
  - Yes I've already done that. I was after information as to how effective it was from (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 13:09:33
- Cover it in bread so it looks like a big sandwich. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 18, 13:05:06
- Ahem. (General Chat) - jafski, Aug 18, 13:03:53
  - Run some really big magnets round it for an hour. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 18, 13:05:17
    - Dunt that destroy the drive? I saw a telly programme where they put them (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 18, 13:07:47
- eat it (n/m) (General Chat) - Only1Doherty, Aug 18, 13:03:49
- Who knows? (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Aug 18, 13:03:05
- No. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 18, 13:02:46

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