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Phillip Hewitson, an elderly man, from Norwich UK, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, Six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Hewitson`s' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to Phillip, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
Phillip said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story)
Don't mess with old people
Posted By: CB41 on August 26th 2011 at 09:24:14
Message Thread
- .... (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:24:14
- "All patrols are busy" + "an officer" + "Norwich UK" = "This never happened" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Aug 26, 09:57:10
- that reads like a shit yankey urban myth with norfolk uk cut and pasterered right in (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:28:15
- i heard a similiar story 5 years ago. (n/m) (General Chat) - conkers, Aug 26, 09:44:45
- I missed that, probably wasn't listening (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 10:13:22
- Do merkins have sheds, though? (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Aug 26, 09:41:50
- ahhh well deduced Inspector Tombs! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:33:25
- well, it's exactly the sort of shit you get from over there (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:38:34
- yeah, the BASTARDS........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:40:08
- well, it's exactly the sort of shit you get from over there (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:38:34
- It probably is, there's a Norfolk in Merka. I think it's irrelevent anyway (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:31:13
- theres a "Norwich" in America too...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:36:10
- There's an everywhere in America. Norfolk, Virginia and I think Norwich in Connecticut (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Aug 26, 11:00:14
- No that's, errr, New YORK. There's definately a Norwich though. (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:37:22
- and theres...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:38:46
- I'd have a New Tehran - they'd love that right off (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:46:39
- I like your thinking..... "New Baghdad" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:48:49
- I'd have a New Tehran - they'd love that right off (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:46:39
- and theres...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:38:46
- america is pretty much irrelevant now yes (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Aug 26, 09:34:14
- Booooooooooooooooom!! (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Aug 26, 09:35:40
- theres a "Norwich" in America too...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Aug 26, 09:36:10
- i heard a similiar story 5 years ago. (n/m) (General Chat) - conkers, Aug 26, 09:44:45
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