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promised millions of anti-body tests, don't work (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 6, 08:36:40
- A chap at work knows a pathologist (Coronavirus) - Under soil heating, Apr 6, 10:01:41
  - It’s not the masts, it’s the deadly waves they generate (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 6, 10:12:50
    - No, they don't. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Cannydc, Apr 6, 10:42:09
      - I think he's whooshed you canny! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 6, 10:43:24
        
        No he didn't (Coronavirus) - Cannydc, Apr 6, 10:51:32
        
        My biggest gripe with 5G is that my phone doesn’t yet have it (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 6, 10:57:59
        
        "5G it makes my blood boil" (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 6, 10:55:19
        
        Will make your nuts explode (Coronavirus) - Cannydc, Apr 6, 11:03:48
    - I blame microwave ovens. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 6, 10:18:31
      - Yeah, just ask Bill Withers (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 6, 10:22:51
  - 8 I believe,but different strains of each virus too. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 6, 10:03:28
The prem. In talks to restart in june. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 6, 06:56:54
- Unlikely to happen (Coronavirus) - SimonOTBC, Apr 6, 07:52:06
  - Confused as to what happens if prem finished but all leagues below don’t ? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - loz, Apr 6, 08:06:10
    - None will finish imo (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 6, 08:09:40
      - Prem will finish imo (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Duck, Apr 6, 08:47:33
        
        So what happens if prem finishes and nothing else does ... (Coronavirus) - loz, Apr 6, 09:08:29
        
        have you not seen the news recently? (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 6, 09:30:13
        
        Totally tombs but this is still a football message board last time I checked ? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - loz, Apr 6, 09:31:09
        
        up to you but i'm not arsed if we stay up, go down or unicycle around the arc de triomphe (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 6, 09:47:20
        
        it will be (won't happen imo) so they can sort out the european places (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Apr 6, 09:23:49
Tesco's were selling a big pot of branstons for 85p yesterday. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 5, 23:52:17
- His airline is in the shit (n/m) (General Chat) - KevinBond, Apr 5, 23:55:29
  - His pickle's still top drawer though.👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 5, 23:57:17
    - Bring out the virgin (n/m) (General Chat) - KevinBond, Apr 6, 00:07:53
Serious question, does anyone have a spare thermometer, or know where to get one? (Coronavirus) - tudders, Apr 5, 22:45:42
- Try the bathroom cabinet (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Apr 5, 22:57:45
- Boots,universal.. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 5, 22:50:03
Anyone gone for a full mullet? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 5, 21:16:43
- I’m hoping to go full Dude, a la Big Lebowski, before this is done. (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Apr 5, 21:48:38
  - The jesus bowling scene...😅😅 (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 5, 22:17:15
  - White Russian glued to the right hand? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 5, 21:50:56
- Joe exotic (n/m) (General Chat) - Pukki Pies, Apr 5, 21:32:08
- Britain..... World Champs again.... (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 5, 21:22:28
  - Rounded off with the tache.beautiful. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 5, 21:34:06
    - I think he is one of the chuckle brothers.... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 5, 21:37:42
      - That's Barry's son I believe. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 5, 21:40:22
Bacon joint, crispy roasties, swede, sprouts, broccoli cheese, peas & sweetcorn (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 5, 20:01:38
- Sounds awesome :P (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Apr 5, 20:46:49
  - It was great, with enough left over for work sarnies - did I mention (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 5, 20:55:54
- Pork Fillet, Roasted herb Potatoes, Roast Parsnips. Carrots, Peas, Courgettes, Stuffing (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 5, 20:38:52
  - Oh Leeks as well forgot them.... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 5, 20:40:03
    - Leeks, leeks forgotten about again... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 5, 20:41:38
      - Full Allium Seethe in progress..... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 5, 20:44:14
        
        it was a leeds piss take bruh (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 5, 20:52:33
        
        I knows bruh.... hence the Allium Seethe comment ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 5, 20:54:54
        
        my bad, whooshed me then (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 5, 21:18:22
- Ribeye steak with stilton, chips, garlic field mushroom, asparagus and broccoli (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 5, 20:34:49
  - FFS, ^#winning@life (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 5, 20:35:45
- Sausages, roasted, peas and Yorkshires... (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 5, 20:24:45
  - The crumble rescues it ! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 5, 20:36:24
    - 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 5, 21:27:09
- fantastic effort. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 5, 20:15:08
  - 💛💚 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 5, 20:36:41
- ffs (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 5, 20:09:45
  - Yep, work tomorrow 07:15 (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 5, 20:30:22
    - not got any notes in my filofax about you being a keyworker (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 5, 20:49:10
      - I’m very simple, optimistic and open minded (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 5, 20:52:13
        
        i figure i've three options to get through this (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 5, 21:04:12
        
        4 (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 5, 21:13:46
    - I don't think you ever mentioned that before.... (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 5, 20:34:18
      - Oh that’s good (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 5, 20:49:48
- ^has loads of toilet paper^ (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 5, 20:04:43
  - Parp (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 5, 20:08:14
- Never used madeira or masala in a gravy/sauce. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 5, 20:04:20
  - Why, it’s the bizz, nice rich and thick (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 5, 20:07:15
    - just never got round to it tbh,' (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 5, 20:32:33
Just finished "Unorthordox". Very very good. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 5, 19:12:34
- Was it unorthodox (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 5, 19:42:43
- is it a cricket book? I do love those. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 5, 19:14:11
  - Blank stare. (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Apr 5, 19:20:47
    - Should I assume it's not a cricket book from that? (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 5, 19:22:05
      - Shivnarine Chanderpaul's autobiography.... (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 5, 19:28:44
        
        I do like a good chef. (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 5, 19:36:32
Sick for 9 days but can't get tested (Coronavirus) - LeftSide, Apr 5, 17:35:10
- Good luck fella (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 5, 22:14:38
- Glad you are feeling better matey (Coronavirus) - Kev, Apr 5, 22:10:32
- The dirty secret is they want most healthy and young people to get it eventually. (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 5, 20:44:08
- Have you posted you details here....? (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 5, 20:42:29
- Get well soon bud 💛💚 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 5, 20:26:45
- Thanks gents. I'll be fine :) And if anyone on here get's it - you'll be fine! (Coronavirus) - LeftSide, Apr 5, 20:17:32
- Yeah hope you feel better soon mate. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Men without hats, Apr 5, 18:15:11
- Don’t they know who you are? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ben, Apr 5, 18:14:58
- Thanks for letting us know it doesn’t kill the vast majority (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 5, 17:55:50
  - I started working for a Telecoms company 2wks ago & now ill (suspected COVID-19) (Coronavirus) - JD3, Apr 5, 20:34:17
    - 👍🍺 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 5, 23:50:32
  - Burn the masts (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 5, 17:57:56
    - Innit bruv,th8y is poyzernern uz. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 5, 18:06:28
- Girl (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 5, 17:45:53
- get well soon buddy (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 5, 17:38:38
- Feel better soon 💛💚 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Bravo win or die, Apr 5, 17:38:11
It’s important we remember the true meaning of Easter. (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 5, 13:50:36
- 👍👍👍 Please keep these coming (n/m) (General Chat) - jampersands, Apr 5, 16:00:48
- Indeed. It is the Easter Bunny's birthday I believe. (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Apr 5, 14:42:09
- 🙂👏 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 5, 14:20:09
Pub Quiz - Britain and N I + Children's Stuff (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 4, 19:40:28
- Easy... (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Apr 4, 21:36:36
  - Love the Esther McVey answer..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 4, 21:40:35
- Pub Quiz - The Answers (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 4, 21:20:08
  - Missed it tonight, but Welby has been the Arch Bish (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Apr 4, 23:06:00
    - Yep - I scrawled it out wrong. Thx. (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 4, 23:20:55
- ........ (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 4, 20:46:50
- ⤵️ (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 4, 20:38:27
- Worksop is 10 miles south of Royksopp. (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Apr 4, 20:36:12
- Bollocks. (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 20:10:33
- My Answers (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 4, 20:09:10
- ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 4, 20:07:12
- FFS, soooo easy piece of piss (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 20:03:11
  - A much better prize tonight. You have a choice of... (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 4, 20:09:26
    - Or Tyson Fury's favourite sock. (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Apr 4, 20:29:01
  - Thicko! (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 4, 20:08:03
Be nice if when football is allowed to return it’s in front of packed stadia ... (NCFC) - loz, Apr 4, 17:15:45
- Yes.if it's safe and all necessary precautions are taken.And obviously (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 17:19:38
  - Absolutely. Be great to watch some football even if it is behind closed doors (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Apr 4, 17:31:07
    - As long as the cameras are the correct side of the closed doors (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 18:08:57
    - I’m on my own then (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Apr 4, 17:33:04
  - Bit watching behind closed doors football will be so dull... (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Apr 4, 17:27:03
    - They could play crowd noises through the PA system (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 18:08:50
      - 4 x Arsenal (Highbury) fake crowd (1992) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 18:20:14
    - It will be completely shit. No passion, no atmosphere, no point (NCFC) - Ben, Apr 4, 17:38:35
      - Will level the playing field for teams like them. Not good (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 18:09:23
      - My thoughts to but seem some want it 👆 (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Apr 4, 17:44:04
So many idiots think nice weather means that social distancing doesn't apply to them (Coronavirus) - earlydoors, Apr 4, 16:25:14
- twat (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Disshater, Apr 4, 17:42:25
  - Er ok (n/m) (Coronavirus) - earlydoors, Apr 4, 22:50:08
- The thing is, there is no going back to what was 'normal'. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 4, 17:06:58
  - No swinger orgies :'( (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 18:15:52
  - I don't think that's quite right (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 4, 17:53:33
    - There will be serial 'lockdowns' - but social distancing will continue. It must. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 4, 18:05:12
      - But surely not on that scale in a given country? (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 4, 18:58:12
        
        My point is that there will not be any handshakes, hugs, or teams for the foreseeable. (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 4, 19:26:47
        
        Humans can't live like that (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 4, 19:36:10
        
        here, everyone is scared of everyone else. Because they could kill them by (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 4, 19:39:43
        
        I don't have one (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 4, 21:38:06
  - Cricket ,I mean county cricket can certainly proceed. (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 17:17:10
- What nice weather, its fucking freezing (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CB41, Apr 4, 16:49:14
- Seen it on way back from work in Ipswich. Naughty. Seen groups of cyclists. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghost of hucks, Apr 4, 16:46:41
- When the govt charts spike up hope they’ll feel guilty. Selfish idiotic twats (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 16:28:07
  - Cases will still keep slowing down (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 16:33:02
  - Not sure they will, they will just blame the government (Coronavirus) - earlydoors, Apr 4, 16:29:16
    - VMT (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 4, 16:31:49
    - The models do factor in a small number of selfish pricks though I believe (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 16:30:32
      - Exactly and they’ll just think they played their part (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 16:33:45
        
        And expect/demand a medal (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 4, 16:42:05
- Haven’t seen it here (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 4, 16:26:23
  - Been for a walk (Coronavirus) - Jester, Apr 4, 16:32:17
    - Yeah,went to gaywood tescos earlier,,I'd say 98,5% were social dis (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 16:34:34
      - I went shopping earlier too.. Geneally deserted and a few distancing queues at (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 4, 16:49:44
        
        I haven't seen that but I did see an ambulance outside when I went up.got to (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 16:52:22
Fair play to the Murphy twins. (Coronavirus) - Trent_Canary, Apr 4, 15:38:58
- Two of our own (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Yurik Hunt, Apr 4, 16:15:28
  - Wembley-born, life-long Mags? Don't think so. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Henclrikus, Apr 4, 16:30:00
- Excellent, well done lads (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghost of hucks, Apr 4, 16:11:02
- Excellent (n/m) (Coronavirus) - yellowman, Apr 4, 15:58:43
- Nice one.Good lads.💚💛💚👍 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 15:46:34
3pm telly ban lifted for rest of season (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Apr 4, 11:42:21
- Only because it works in UEFA’s favour as well (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 4, 14:39:28
- Excellent. Was wondering what to do this afternoon. Oh... wait. (n/m) (NCFC) - Pixelman, Apr 4, 14:25:53
- That’ll show this damn virus (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 4, 13:50:12
- Why the fuck is that down to UEFA?! (NCFC) - Kangol Canary, Apr 4, 13:34:24
- The first step. They will absolutely try and play the games. (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 4, 13:28:47
  - Of course they will try massively unlikely though ... (NCFC) - loz, Apr 4, 13:33:16
  - doubful, will be too messy due to contracts (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Apr 4, 13:33:02
    - The athletic did a good piece on this yesterday ... (NCFC) - loz, Apr 4, 13:34:45
- I seem to remember the 2 transmissions of wrestling on (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 11:57:42
  - Kendo Nagasaki ....lump on. (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Apr 4, 12:15:12
    - The Royal Brothers (Vic Faulkner & Bert Royal) tag team (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Apr 4, 13:05:33
- There won’t be one (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Apr 4, 11:46:39
  - They will try cos of TV and sponsorship contracts (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Apr 4, 11:58:27
    - I think they have to be seen to try as hard as they possibly can (NCFC) - Yurik Hunt, Apr 4, 13:28:00
  - I honestly think there will be now,there seems to be a will to do it.well (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 11:48:23
I can’t remember the last time I slept in past 9.30am! (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 4, 09:55:14
- still not watched that week's MOTD (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 4, 11:27:33
- It's lovely though. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 10:11:04
- When you were a postman? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Splat, Apr 4, 10:00:06
  - Postman, not a bad job. Better than walking the streets all day (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 12:08:19
  - Or a milkman? (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Apr 4, 10:06:55
    - That would be more appropriate but seem to remember (NCFC) - Old Splat, Apr 4, 10:11:17
      - Blimey mate that was in 2003! (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 4, 12:02:29
        
        Old but still got me marbles (NCFC) - Old Splat, Apr 4, 13:07:23
      - No milkie's left now anyway are there? (n/m) (NCFC) - Men without hats, Apr 4, 10:26:13
        
        Definitely are. We always use one, comes three times/week (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 4, 11:12:52
        
        They're making a comeback (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Apr 4, 10:37:53
Now the Aussies fave found a headlice drugs that kills the virus, albeit (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 4, 09:53:19
- Link??? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Rombald, Apr 4, 10:14:38
- I heard methanol kills the virus..... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 10:13:06
  - Shame alcohol didn't. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Men without hats, Apr 4, 10:26:47
  - what the shit they put in rockets and burns with no visible flame (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 4, 10:24:51
    - Tbh I haven’t heard of any top fuel dragster drivers die (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 11:04:44
    - Apparently so. (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 10:26:32
      - OK .... am i allowed to laugh at such stupidity (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 4, 10:31:31
        
        if you find that sort of thing funny, go ahead (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CB41, Apr 4, 11:14:55
God I miss fishing. It’s made me appreciate the little things. (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Apr 4, 08:03:01
- Never understood the joy Fishing (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 4, 09:50:59
- Me too (NCFC) - Captain Bligh, Apr 4, 08:18:54
  - With the nature of the sport,you'd think it would be possible to res (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 08:21:33
    - Absolutely right however the masses would soon create. (n/m) (NCFC) - ghost of hucks, Apr 4, 15:45:53
Woke up this morning feeling fine, I've got promotion on my mind (I haven't).... (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 4, 07:03:57
- Not the way you want to start the say really. 😡 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 08:23:09
- My mornings are more “I got you babe” Groundhog Day-like (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 07:09:42
  - I'm now getting on the bastard rowing mochine, gonna row my way out of this (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 4, 07:19:06
    - Cheers Tombs,must be frustrating for you (n/m) (General Chat) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 4, 07:56:25
      - Not really Augustus, I'm fucked if this thing is going to get me down (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 4, 09:30:14
There are some absolute fucking eejits in the world (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 4, 00:33:50
- Clearly a false flag attack by the CIA.... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 4, 01:57:34
Pub Quiz - Film and Literature (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 3, 19:18:06
- Pub Quiz - The Answers (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 3, 21:16:07
  - cheers Saucy (General Chat) - dr fanta, Apr 4, 00:05:53
  - I'll take SEVEN! Tailed off badly. Cheers Saucy (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 3, 22:09:56
  - 6/10 better than last night! Big thank you Mr Saucington (n/m) (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Apr 3, 21:59:47
  - Boom, unbeatable, invincible, indestructible, thanks saucy x (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 3, 21:40:00
  - Thankyou Mr Ketchup (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 3, 21:34:17
- very quick before 9pm answers, so lots of blanks (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Apr 3, 20:57:28
- 👀 (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 3, 20:42:10
- Easy......... (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Apr 3, 20:03:18
  - Ta. Enjoyed those....nearly all right. Nearly.... (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 3, 20:07:55
- Ok (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 3, 20:01:35
- team fantatastic (General Chat) - dr fanta, Apr 3, 19:56:46
- hmmmmmmmm.... (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 3, 19:46:25
  - Danone (n/m) (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Apr 3, 20:33:54
- ..... (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 3, 19:37:07
- OMG soooo piss easy... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 3, 19:36:49
  - I concur with jumbo. Google is your friend 🤣 (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Apr 3, 20:11:34
  - I cannot believe you always get them right jumble! (General Chat) - Men without hats, Apr 3, 19:58:16
    - I’m a child prodigy (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 3, 19:59:53
  - Tonight Jumbo you win.....drum roll (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 3, 19:50:04
    - That’s literally a shit prize (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 3, 19:58:11
- I only knew one and half...so .😯 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 19:33:35
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 3, 19:37:20
- Nice one (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Apr 3, 19:30:09
- Answers (mostly wrong)... (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Apr 3, 19:28:45
- ... (General Chat) - matt in london, Apr 3, 19:25:43
Mike Liggings is having a number 2 live on look easts (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 3, 18:56:04
- Mike Loggins (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 3, 19:02:03
  - The heat is on. Did he make it to the end? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dracula, Apr 3, 19:43:50
  - lolf - the bog roll keepyuppys was nice bit of nonsense (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 3, 19:03:54
  - I thought he meant a haircut. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 19:03:20
    - Hahahaha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 3, 19:12:01
    - My Garry loves a number two all over (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 3, 19:11:04
      - no (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 3, 19:42:34
        
        followed by a golden shower (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 3, 19:43:29
        
        Urine is sterile so that's just good hygiene. 👍🙂 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 19:47:15
        
        Jesus Christ (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 3, 19:47:01
  - 👏👏 (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Apr 3, 19:02:39
In the film about this pandemic, when it is made... (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 3, 18:10:17
- Russia and playing himself Putin (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Bobthebuilder, Apr 3, 20:29:08
  - ^^^probably the most likely outcome tbf (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 3, 22:04:44
- The film 'contagion' pretty closely follows what is happening (Coronavirus) - ede, Apr 3, 20:02:59
  - Twelve monkeys too. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 20:03:48
- Cuba, Fidel Castro (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 3, 19:08:49
- Norfolk and Michael Nelson (n/m) (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 3, 18:23:06
- Well obviously... (Coronavirus) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 3, 18:21:19
  - Yet again (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Larry Hagman, Apr 3, 19:44:14
    - I think you could do it Larrald,dashing ,suave healthcare worker gives covid19 a pile dr (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 19:49:19
- Bongo Bongo Land and Matthew Gibson (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Graham Nine, Apr 3, 18:15:50
car jacking (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 3, 16:48:08
- I went to my local shop...it was shut...new hours 8-2pm who knew? (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 3, 17:34:33
  - Brom knew. (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Apr 3, 19:09:31
- I've done that,right outside Baxter's plain which was the main po in Lynn.😯 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 17:03:39
- When I was a kid we were outside the PO in North Walsham and an old dear comes and gets in (General Chat) - WestYorksCanary, Apr 3, 16:52:03
- I hope she had a mask and gloves on and sprayed a bit of sanitiser (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 3, 16:51:21
- The question on everyones lips is...... (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 3, 16:50:37
  - i don't know as her car was around the corner and she skedaddled (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 3, 18:47:21
Whatculture do some really good film reviews on YouTube,they've been ploughing (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 15:45:50
- Chairs. I've been enjoying the latest Mark Kermode thingy on the BBC4 (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Apr 3, 16:02:59
Bill Withers on the playlist. (General Chat) - APB, Apr 3, 15:24:20
- Bill Withered (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 3, 18:19:59
- Bill "sadly no longer" Withers (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Apr 3, 16:52:19
- RIP Bill, Aint no sunshine fella (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Apr 3, 15:44:55
- Honk (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 3, 15:33:45
- Ah bollocks,that's sad.😡 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 15:31:33
Prem solutions... (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Apr 3, 15:19:24
- here is the problem. Who get promoted from the Champs. (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 3, 19:14:12
- you know, in a couple of months (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 3, 16:06:34
  - Hopefully in a couple of months most will be over the worst. (NCFC) - Men without hats, Apr 3, 16:25:50
  - I think it'll be the other way around. Opiate for the masses, innit (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 3, 16:23:41
    - I fear that's wishful thinking. Will all players be tested so they can entertain us? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 3, 16:42:18
      - Oh don't get me wrong I don't think we will be playing (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 3, 16:50:37
        
        ah yes, that is true (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 3, 16:59:23
- How about manager cage fighting? (NCFC) - Timmy_Goat, Apr 3, 16:03:53
- I like the Rugby Union mechanism for deciding promotion (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 3, 16:01:55
  - Being relegated under such circumstances would be open to compensation (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Apr 3, 16:18:32
    - We'd probably volunteer to get relegated in return for compensation! (n/m) (NCFC) - Jim, Apr 3, 16:37:55
      - Absolutely. I think 5 years of Para payments would be OK. (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 3, 19:12:10
      - ha! some truth in that (NCFC) - CWC, Apr 3, 16:52:10
- Not a bad solution (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Apr 3, 15:24:10
- Regulated. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 15:23:29
  - Innit bruv (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 3, 15:34:15
Look at these fat buggers! (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 13:56:15
- Is that USAC on a cruise? (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Apr 3, 14:40:35
  - Ouch, no sorry I aint fat.....I leave that shit to Chaz... (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 3, 18:14:29
- I wondered what had happened to my boat (n/m) (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Apr 3, 13:57:41
FAO Conspiracy heads (Coronavirus) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 3, 13:33:59
- Mike,stop dancing..... (Coronavirus) - yellowman, Apr 3, 15:26:55
- Chinese Paratroopers dressed as Nuns invading while (Coronavirus) - KevinBond, Apr 3, 14:39:37
- A rational person, possibly from the future, has written this: (Coronavirus) - Adster, Apr 3, 14:20:36
  - immanentize the eschaton (n/m) (Coronavirus) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 3, 15:05:34
  - ^^5g is part of event 201^^ (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Adster, Apr 3, 14:29:57
    - It did happen though,that's the thing,it's where China says the yanks (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 15:17:04
      - the chinese virus ☝️👌☝️ (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 3, 15:23:21
        
        Wuhan clan. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 15:40:15
    - ^^^secretly a lizard^^^ (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Yurik Hunt, Apr 3, 14:31:13
- Alex Jones from Infowars ^^^ (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 3, 13:54:13
  - Alex Jones from one show and phonefap (Coronavirus) - MIKEWALKER, Apr 3, 15:06:18
- It's totally caused by 5g signals bounced off chemtrails prelaid before the planes stopped (Coronavirus) - Yurik Hunt, Apr 3, 13:38:18
  - And the CIA. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 13:45:16
    - And MI6. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Men without hats, Apr 3, 14:08:11
      - And S Club 7 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Under soil heating, Apr 3, 14:39:01
        
        CI5 are all over it. Bodie and Doyle are staking out Wuhan fish market (n/m) (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 3, 14:44:37
        
        Can you remember the comic strip parody,the bullshitters?!? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 15:41:34
        
        Sorry mate, but I do have the memory of a goldfish sometimes (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 3, 15:44:29
PM; Proth - was it you asking about Ocado t'other day? (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 3, 10:11:34
- VMT what WY said (General Chat) - Highway, Apr 3, 12:01:50
  - That's interesting - how did they contact you to invite you to get a slot? (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Apr 3, 12:24:31
- We use it too (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Apr 3, 10:56:26
- great service if they pre cook it, saves loads of time (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 3, 10:37:14
- Thanks Wy🙂👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 10:14:15
how will the lockdown be ended? (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 3, 09:42:26
- Nuclear war (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Apr 3, 13:05:50
- we'll all have an app with our own QR code (Coronavirus) - dr fanta, Apr 3, 11:12:59
  - Yeah,it's funny one again,the conspiracy theorists are being (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 11:25:01
- Antibody testing (Coronavirus) - Timmy_Goat, Apr 3, 10:54:37
  - They also dont know how long immunity will last (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 3, 11:59:11
    - That's because covid is a new disease. But... (Coronavirus) - Timmy_Goat, Apr 3, 12:09:21
  - big issue there is if releasing people with antibodies (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 3, 11:56:33
  - That sounds right to me (Coronavirus) - SimonOTBC, Apr 3, 11:00:25
- we seem to be stuck between 2 strategies (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 3, 10:39:06
- by osmosis (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Bristol Graham, Apr 3, 10:00:34
- This sounds promising. (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 09:49:48
- Dr Campbell was on about that last week,no exit strategy. 😉 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 09:46:31
  - I think we just need to get on top of it and buy time really don;t we (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 3, 09:53:04
    - They wouldn't be that stupid to lift it all at once like that (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 3, 11:15:52
      - Yes. I was thinking more in terms of how people who have been stuck at home (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 3, 11:35:06
      - It was 11pm in the old days.🍺 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 11:21:43
      - imagine trying to get served at the bar (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 3, 11:18:31
    - a 3 month lockdow would be a catastrophe tho, wouldn't it? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 3, 11:00:57
What were you looking forward to that you now can’t attend? Glastonbury and Adam Buxton’s (Coronavirus) - Adster, Apr 3, 07:20:40
- Good post. Portugal holiday and Wimbledon and more. All in same boat (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Robbie2020, Apr 3, 21:39:19
- Rammstein (Coronavirus) - Captain Bligh, Apr 3, 11:06:58
  - Thought their lead singer had Covid? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 3, 11:09:45
    - Hepatitis C more like.... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 11:36:31
    - No (Coronavirus) - Captain Bligh, Apr 3, 11:14:38
- Hols in Croatia. Work trips to US and China. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Timmy_Goat, Apr 3, 10:58:23
  - Is your boss trying to kill you off?!?! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 13:18:53
- Apart from footy, We had, Warmdusher, Squid, London Landmarks Half Marathon, (Coronavirus) - BSE Canary, Apr 3, 10:48:54
- Footbal obvs, but also Julian Clary and The Eagles were booked (Coronavirus) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 3, 10:03:57
- Wimbledon 2nd Monday (n/m) (Coronavirus) - revsimon, Apr 3, 09:31:49
  - Quack! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Bristol Graham, Apr 3, 10:02:05
- Euro 2020, skiing holiday, test match (although not sure that’s cancelled yet) (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 3, 09:30:28
- Wimbledon 2nd Monday (n/m) (Coronavirus) - revsimon, Apr 3, 09:23:47
- The Open Championship (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SimonOTBC, Apr 3, 09:22:31
- Edinburgh festival 😥 (Coronavirus) - Bravo win or die, Apr 3, 09:15:58
- Mexico... end of May. So v doubtful. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Pixelman, Apr 3, 09:13:13
  - I was meant to be going on monday .... (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 3, 10:41:07
    - What resort? We were/are returning to EDSS but currently Karisma (Coronavirus) - Pixelman, Apr 3, 13:09:45
      - we were flying to Mexico C and then travelling in a loop (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 3, 16:12:33
- Norwich v Southampton (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Charles21, Apr 3, 09:10:34
- Mexico. (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 3, 09:06:24
- Isle of Wight festival (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Apr 3, 09:00:22
  - That's a bummer mate.😡 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 3, 09:51:11
  - I’m guessing it’s Duran Duran you’re most disappointed by? (Coronavirus) - Bravo win or die, Apr 3, 09:32:49
- I was meant to be stage managing this lot tomorrow: (Coronavirus) - Karnivore, Apr 3, 08:59:52
- Hawley in Sheffield, Skerryvore st Inverary Castle, (Coronavirus) - CB41, Apr 3, 08:18:09
- A free holiday to Alicante (little big bruv was treating us!) (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 3, 08:15:18
- Press conferences. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, Apr 3, 08:12:05
  - ^yes^ perhaps you could make them up as if we're pulling off the great escape! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - BSE Canary, Apr 3, 11:20:38
- Ironman Mallorca 70.3, My Dad Wrote A Porno - Live (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 3, 08:11:10
- Two more victorious trips to Wembley as we won the FA Cup (Coronavirus) - Yurik Hunt, Apr 3, 08:09:43
- Hamilton in May, and a family holiday in July/August (Coronavirus) - earlydoors, Apr 3, 08:09:18
  - We're due to go to FL mid-August... (Coronavirus) - Brom, Apr 3, 08:12:37
    - Yeah, I know it is months away but I just dont see it happening (n/m) (Coronavirus) - earlydoors, Apr 3, 08:17:21
      - I agree. We've got to pay the balance of the trip this month (Coronavirus) - Brom, Apr 3, 09:38:25
- FA Trophy semi-final (Coronavirus) - dr fanta, Apr 3, 08:07:17
  - I find it weird that people can have an 'other' team...... (Coronavirus) - Karnivore, Apr 3, 09:05:56
    - If you can't be with the one you love... (Coronavirus) - dr fanta, Apr 3, 11:10:26
- Queen at the O2 (although that's been moved to next year) (Coronavirus) - city_lad, Apr 3, 08:02:38
  - Me too, it was my Christmas present (Coronavirus) - BungysPie, Apr 3, 10:24:18
- Euro 2020 i had a ticket (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 3, 08:00:52
  - Yeah, same here. Had ticket for an England game at Wem-ber-lee (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Brom, Apr 3, 08:08:06
- Lewis getting a decent challenge from (Coronavirus) - Jester, Apr 3, 07:57:34
- The FA Cup Quarter Final... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Garry Brooke, Apr 3, 07:56:54
- Cricket season - we had loads of interesting touring sides coming over. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 3, 07:52:35
Bernie Eccelstone a father again at 89. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 2, 22:05:20
- Pickle him. (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Apr 2, 23:11:48
- He’s from the Saints between Bungay & Halesworth so that’s acceptable (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Breadstick, Apr 2, 22:14:15
- Probably went even see the kid into double figures (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Apr 2, 22:12:16
- Great days. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 22:07:29
Clap for carers at 8,folks. (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 2, 19:38:37
- Yep, plus other key workers... (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 2, 19:52:34
  - And the army would be worth a shout (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Apr 2, 20:28:01
    - good god please no (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 2, 21:01:45
      - Ok, maybe just a discrete half smile (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Apr 2, 21:32:16
  - As a frontline key elite essential hero worker - not sure if I mentioned it previously? (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 2, 20:05:49
  - ... and teachers xx (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 2, 19:57:25
  - Ha..yes absolutely...even jumbly and the lap dancing thing he does (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 2, 19:56:25
    - Pay per view available, email my Garry for details (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 2, 20:12:28
  - his balls in garry probably (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 2, 19:56:04
- 👍🍺 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 19:44:08
  - 👏🏿👏🏿👍👍💚💛 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 2, 19:49:26
Pub Quiz - Geography and Sport (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 2, 19:30:44
- Pub Quiz - The Answers (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 2, 21:09:46
  - Cheers again 👍 got into a routine now. Nice (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 2, 22:40:09
  - Quack (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 2, 21:13:42
  - GTFI 💯 10/10 cheers saucy x I got number 5 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 2, 21:13:16
  - GTFI 💯 10/10 cheers saucy x I got number 5 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 2, 21:12:12
- They're off... (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 2, 20:10:14
- ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 2, 20:06:44
- Answers... (General Chat) - Wild Edric, Apr 2, 19:51:14
- Oh my days, what a piece of piss.... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 2, 19:46:46
  - A clay model of a small dog made just for you by Michael Portillo (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 2, 19:54:57
    - Is it signed with a certificate of authenticity? (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 2, 19:56:22
      - Sadly not. Could be fake...better prize tomorrow I hope. (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 2, 19:57:24
        
        Never mind, will be a nice doorstop . Fingers crossed for my winning prize tomorrow x (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 2, 20:02:18
        
        A clay model of my sexy member. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 2, 20:34:24
        
        Another one! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 2, 20:36:39
  - Fucking Valletta..bollix. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 19:54:52
    - i got lost in malta in a hire car once and ended up in an actual real arsed rally (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 2, 19:57:59
      - Lolf, you need to do a book (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 2, 20:13:45
  - I used to love Vienetta (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Apr 2, 19:53:16
    - Ultravox had a few good hits (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 2, 19:55:16
- Nicosia. Syria. Oregan. Corfu (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 19:38:08
  - Proth. Good try, but can you put answers in the message body plse. Ta. (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 2, 19:53:34
    - Sorry bor (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 19:58:18
      - Spoiler! (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 2, 20:07:08
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 2, 19:47:51
    - I ,nicked your credit card,drained Surrey right outttrrr. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 19:50:33
  - well done (n/m) (General Chat) - matt in london, Apr 2, 19:39:44
    - It's been 3 minutes. Where is my Knighthood? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 19:43:43
      - Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 2, 20:14:53
  - I ended up.... (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 2, 19:39:32
- ..... (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 2, 19:36:33
So, according to Matt Hancock, there’s no lack of PPE. (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 18:28:31
- Just heard that for the 20,000 people working in a London trust area (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 2, 21:17:18
- £13.4bn of NHS debt wiped off. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 2, 18:49:05
  - Well, you’re the expert. (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 19:19:29
    - Oh (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 2, 21:25:59
      - Oh dear. You really are more stupid than I thought. (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 21:58:30
        
        Indeed and you didn’t state which ones you utter virtue signalling turd (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 2, 22:06:08
        
        Jeez... (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 22:30:19
  - £13.4bn of NHS underfunding admitted to. (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 2, 18:53:22
    - Nope ...a shedload of debt properly written off in difficult circumstances (Coronavirus) - Dumplings, Apr 2, 19:48:30
      - nope (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 2, 19:58:44
        
        Details. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 20:14:25
    - we all manage debt (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 2, 19:10:09
      - You are being a dickhead again, (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 19:39:21
        
        no but you are being a bully (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 2, 19:45:34
        
        Oh,ok. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 19:47:10
    - How long has the underfunding been going on? (Coronavirus) - Men without hats, Apr 2, 19:01:37
      - I don't think it can ever not be underfunded? (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 2, 19:19:05
        
        it will always be a £ short (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 2, 19:46:11
- Scrampton Jnr Snr's school have some of the sixth formers (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 2, 18:41:53
  - My schools are making PPE. (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 19:08:49
- It'll get done properly now then (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 2, 18:37:50
  - It’s easy to send one box from A to B overnight (Coronavirus) - Ben, Apr 2, 18:56:12
    - Divvy it up between individual health trusts. (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 2, 19:28:53
  - it keeps getting nicked apparently (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 2, 18:45:26
    - Governments are, apparently! (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 2, 18:50:56
      - i see uk gov banned export of all PPE today (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 2, 18:56:49
        
        Get in, buy a box for the final! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 2, 19:06:34
        
        the yanks will nick it (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 2, 19:07:29
  - U iz w8ll ld bruv. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 18:39:46
- They are fucking up,the Tories. (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 18:36:10
  - I heard him on Radio 5. Love (n/m) (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 18:37:49
    - Lovely story. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - avenging canary, Apr 2, 18:38:09
And the army step in again. I know this is down to government inadequacies. (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 15:55:00
- Hope they’re more useful than this (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 2, 21:18:03
- Why not. Its better than then sitting in their barracks (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Robbie2020, Apr 2, 18:23:07
  - Crackonnumbnut.werrallinitogetherdickhea d. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 18:31:37
  - Yeahniceoneuoiarentetrollingatall🖕� � (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 18:29:33
- Who’s digging out the army? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SimonOTBC, Apr 2, 16:19:21
  - In the past bud,not necessarily digging them out but out nut (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 16:27:33
    - It's a collective thing Simon,I see posts I get angry,I see the (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 16:32:22
      - You see cider, you get angry 😡 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - tudders, Apr 2, 18:52:23
        
        😅😅 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 19:07:13
- Where havent the army been used to fight corona (Coronavirus) - earlydoors, Apr 2, 16:02:19
  - Er,they aren't the British army though? And I don't know about (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 16:07:22
    - vocal minority (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 2, 17:58:39
      - Yep. People forget the options for working class kids in 70/80/90's. (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 18:18:01
        
        yup (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 2, 18:40:35
        
        Hmm,it's bollocks,now wankers use working class kids joining (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 18:47:08
    - Happens all the time Proth (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 2, 16:26:09
      - 👍🍺. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 16:28:53
- the thing is ,in situations like this (Coronavirus) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 2, 15:59:06
Just watching BBC news (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 2, 13:02:59
- If we monetise test perhaps we will be interested (Coronavirus) - pinkney, Apr 2, 14:15:49
  - Unfortunately,vmt. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 14:17:52
- Sounds perfect to sell abroad for huge profits (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 2, 14:02:12
CEO just called me to make sure I was ok (General Chat) - jackamo, Apr 2, 12:43:38
- No fucker from work has bothered their arse (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Apr 2, 12:47:12
  - are you ok 'royds? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 2, 12:51:40
    - I am now, due back at work on Monday (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Apr 2, 12:53:15
      - You shouldn't go back,end of story. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 13:08:05
        
        Want to do my bit mate (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Apr 2, 13:20:39
        
        🙂👍💛💚💛.Best wishes bor. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 13:24:25
      - great stuff, mrs 'royds ok? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 2, 12:53:47
        
        On the front line in Tesco Bury St Eds (General Chat) - emmaroyds, Apr 2, 12:57:52
        
        salute to mrs 'royds 👋 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 2, 12:59:44
After a week in bed and I’ll for two weeks I finally feel Great again! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 2, 08:28:24
- Have you had the big one do you think? (Coronavirus) - Under soil heating, Apr 2, 08:41:46
  - It seems abit coincidental that so many people have had a debilitating bug this year.Eve (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 08:51:28
    - Yes I saw that poor guy had enough on plate (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 2, 08:53:41
      - Yes true. (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 2, 12:09:16
      - 6 degrees of separation,it's hard to believe it's coincidence. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 09:16:58
  - I genuinely don’t know. If I’m ill then I soldier on but this knocked me out (Coronavirus) - jackamo, Apr 2, 08:48:11
    - Now you're immune, you're in charge (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, Apr 2, 09:38:31
admckechnie - not forgotten about (Coronavirus) - Tressells Broadbrush, Apr 2, 07:48:28
- 100% this! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Kev, Apr 2, 18:46:59
- Good on ya all at the NHS (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paddonwasjesus, Apr 2, 15:23:36
- Great post and supported entirely. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Saucerer, Apr 2, 11:32:27
- Well said. A thoroughly decent chap. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghost of hucks, Apr 2, 11:19:46
- Yes mate, thank you (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Augustus Pablo, Apr 2, 10:59:30
- Absolutely! ITU Consultant in London isn’t just frontline, it’s (Coronavirus) - woody, Apr 2, 10:19:06
- Yes keep going mate and I hope you and your teams have the PPE you need! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jim, Apr 2, 10:10:59
- totally, well said. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - shoddy, Apr 2, 08:59:24
- ✊ (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Knitted Jesus, Apr 2, 08:57:33
- Motion seconded and carried! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Under soil heating, Apr 2, 08:40:59
- 👍🍺 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 08:40:20
- Stay safe 👏 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - sixthgo, Apr 2, 08:19:28
- ^^^ this, and though not in that London, woody too. plus all wrath's other frontliners (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 2, 08:07:33
  - Cheers Ralf. Still waiting for the storm to hit here - maybe another week to get really (Coronavirus) - woody, Apr 2, 10:21:48
- Vimto, x (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 2, 08:00:25
- 👏👏👏 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 2, 07:51:37
  - Hero 👏 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - loz, Apr 2, 07:52:27
60 gallons!😡😥😥 (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 01:33:21
- I think that works out at about 480 pints (Coronavirus) - emmaroyds, Apr 2, 05:45:33
We all need a laugh......this clip always makes me roar. (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 2, 00:44:18
- Have you been following this lori Vallow case? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 00:56:13
  - Looks like another Joe Exotic type story...... (General Chat) - usacanary, Apr 2, 01:05:04
    - He's a weird dude for sure. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 01:18:05
- Legend. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 00:53:34
Today's been a right struggle, nothing different, just blindsided out of the blue. (General Chat) - tudders, Apr 2, 00:15:57
- Have you got incontinence pads? Is a kermode feasible? (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 00:52:16
- Hehe,not an easy job bud,keep a troshern though.👍🙂 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 00:45:15
Get ln board the Rat Train (General Chat) - Agatha Fisty, Apr 2, 00:07:14
- Run vt Errol! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 2, 01:34:35
Just bought some surgical face masks. Anyone else got them or even better FFP3 ones? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 1, 21:54:38
- Saw someone wearing one at work and they looked like (Coronavirus) - Agatha Fisty, Apr 1, 22:17:19
  - Good, that was the look I was going for (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 2, 00:07:31
- Got FFP3. Lucky in that respect but ask yourself if you really need them? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - ghost of hucks, Apr 1, 22:07:21
  - When shopping? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 1, 22:59:13
- What for, are you are surgeon (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 22:00:05
  - Thinking of volunteering yeh. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 1, 22:02:56
- I ordered a woodworking mask/ventilator but haven't got it yet,came from frigging (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 21:57:04
  - New or used? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - neilo, Apr 1, 22:01:21
    - New I hope! (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 22:01:58
  - ah ok probs. This was a UK company, so fingers crossed (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 1, 21:59:55
Well if the PL were hoping for an early easing of lock down restrictions... hmmm (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 1, 21:27:32
- I just hope something has gone awry here, because the implications are catastrophic else (n/m) (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 1, 21:43:19
  - I suppose it's possible he was infected but asymptomatic initially, (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 21:54:13
    - 2 weeks self isolation prior to working again though.... thats seriously (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 1, 22:00:29
      - he wasn't necessarily infected the first time around though? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - matt in london, Apr 1, 22:20:37
      - hopefully just random coincidence & infected by a patient (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 1, 22:19:50
      - Oh shit really. Extremely concerning (n/m) (Coronavirus) - eddie, Apr 1, 22:15:02
- the future of the world revolves around testing right now (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Apr 1, 21:34:14
  - Testing does shot all, either you’ve got it or you haven’t, it’s the vaccine (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 1, 21:48:27
    - guess an antibody test could be useful if accurate (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 1, 21:57:15
      - If you look at how the wording has been subtly changed on the government website over (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 22:00:11
What 3 things do you miss? (apart from family and footy and freedom) (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 1, 21:00:29
- Matthew Gibson, Bristol and Pants (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Graham Nine, Apr 2, 01:19:21
- India, feeling normal, and monster trucks 🚚 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - tudders, Apr 2, 00:05:54
- Pub, cycling with friends, short breaks with the missus (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Wild Edric, Apr 1, 22:31:18
- Family visits, Kenton Club socialising & watching local sports (n/m) (Coronavirus) - KentonCanary, Apr 1, 22:18:07
- Swimming, High 5s, Income (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 1, 22:14:06
- Tennis, VAR and a functioning government (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 1, 21:54:20
  - At least you’ve still got the whinging (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 1, 22:24:37
    - You might just be the worst cunt on this website (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Apr 1, 22:46:42
- Socialising (in pubs), fishing/boating on the broads (season closed till june 16th), Big D (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Apr 1, 21:50:17
- Friends, dinner parties and meals out (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Tony Martin, Apr 1, 21:49:01
  - Haha as if you have friends (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 21:50:12
- Wandering round Chambers talking to people, having lunch in Hall, pub lunch walks (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 1, 21:37:27
  - are you not enjoying WFH? (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 21:46:00
    - You didn’t need to mention you’re a PRAT, Jumbers, we all knew! (Coronavirus) - Old Git, Apr 1, 21:53:02
      - Phone me, I have all the gossip about the arguments (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 21:57:49
- why can't you still canoe? (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 1, 21:31:50
  - it's not "essential" imo and it'd be disrespectful/crass to frontline staff (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 1, 21:37:49
    - fair dos (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 1, 21:43:27
      - sorted (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 1, 21:53:03
        
        nice (Coronavirus) - CWC, Apr 1, 22:20:57
- Raw Pangolins. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 21:27:15
  - I nearly said that (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 1, 21:27:27
- Fresh seafood (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 1, 21:19:44
  - Girl (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 21:22:07
    - i'm going to the fresh fishmarket blokey tomorrow (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 1, 21:29:23
      - Good stuff. 💚💛👍🙂 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 21:55:08
      - For cods hake, that’s very kind and trusting of you (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 21:40:03
        
        maybe this sort of thing might help your lad out? (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 1, 22:01:30
        
        the one near the Sir Garnet? blimmin nice stuff there (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 1, 21:53:26
        
        no a mobile trader, he's funny as fuck (bit old school norfolk brexit) but he's a good lad (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 1, 22:05:52
        
        ^feeling frisky (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 21:58:56
        
        I bet you'd love me to shuck your oysters (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 1, 22:01:37
- Brexit. Dominic Cummings. Rees-Mogg (n/m) (Coronavirus) - essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 1, 21:19:44
- The Beach - The Static - Bacton Chippy (n/m) (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 1, 21:19:07
- (Why do you miss hobknobs? (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Apr 1, 21:15:16
  - i could i suppose but they are non-essential so socially distanced them off (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 1, 21:18:37
    - you don't miss smoking (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Apr 1, 21:25:50
      - true, i really don't miss it (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Apr 1, 21:32:39
- Going to the pub occasionally. Going to a restaurant. (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Apr 1, 21:14:24
- Frothy coffee stops at the seaside (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 21:10:20
- Walking in the hills, sea, gardens and parkland (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CB41, Apr 1, 21:04:52
  - that's 4 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Apr 1, 21:06:31
    - He’s senile you have to write your reply in capitals (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 21:11:17
Pub Quiz - Science/Nature + TV (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 1, 19:27:06
- Pub Quiz - The Answers (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 1, 21:13:49
  - Great stuff, thanks again 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 1, 23:15:51
  - Oh missed it (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Apr 1, 21:26:20
    - Up the USB (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 21:41:07
  - Cheers bor.👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 21:21:01
  - Really disappointed with the amount of contestants but many thanks saucy x (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 21:18:03
  - Cheers,much appreciated (n/m) (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 1, 21:17:27
- Here you are: (General Chat) - Basil Wrathbone, Apr 1, 21:06:53
  - 6.5. Well done. Had started writing the answers when you entered (n/m) (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 1, 21:15:08
- ..... (General Chat) - yellowman, Apr 1, 20:08:34
- Wahoo, easy - piece of piss.... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 20:02:04
  - Well done Jumbo....Tonight you win.... (General Chat) - Saucerer, Apr 1, 20:13:31
    - That’s a bobby dazzler of a prize, cheers saucy (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 20:16:01
- Submission... (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Apr 1, 19:59:53
- ... (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 19:45:32
  - L (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 20:02:47
Jamie Oliver has stepped up ,really good positive message imo.👍 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 17:59:23
- Fat tongued wanker (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 19:02:22
  - It's (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 19:14:36
    - Ouch (Coronavirus) - Jumbo1, Apr 1, 19:20:03
On my daily exercise with dog I've noticed an uptick in Scrots in groups hanging about.. (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 1, 17:34:03
- I have berated someone who works for me (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 1, 18:43:18
  - I wonder what that person was thinking when you "berated" them for such a crime. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 1, 18:50:53
    - He is a content writer. (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 1, 19:19:14
      - You sound great to work for.... (Coronavirus) - usacanary, Apr 1, 21:47:34
        
        You have no idea (Coronavirus) - camcan, Apr 1, 22:53:52
- Can you imagine that lot from the bus station? They must be climbing up the walls. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 17:42:22
  - There are some scrots with off road mbikes scrambling around the woods near ironbridge ... (Coronavirus) - promethian1, Apr 1, 17:45:50
    - I occasionally get the urge to elbow them in the head when they come past.Not sure (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Apr 1, 17:57:38
    - Broseley side or Madeley side? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Wild Edric, Apr 1, 17:49:37
      - Lived in Broseley for 3 years (Coronavirus) - Cannydc, Apr 1, 17:59:54
        
        Nice little town - spent a few hours wandering the jittys (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Wild Edric, Apr 1, 18:05:22