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Fotheringham has had a trial at Derby (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jun 9, 15:27:52
- we dont care we've got Gill (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jun 9, 15:33:28
- The Espanyol trial is hillarious (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jun 9, 15:32:08
  - Or that he's playing alongside quality like Tamudo and Sergio Garcia (Other Football) - pants, Jun 9, 15:51:02
  - lol, think he'll end up at derby (Other Football) - Tony Martin, Jun 9, 15:42:41
sleep running dog (lollage) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 8, 14:44:56
- someone posted that on my facebook wall - big lollage, theres lots of other vids too (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 8, 14:52:37
- lol its pretending it was a bull in a arena and when the part when it hitting the wall was (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 8, 14:49:15
  - i think the dog was thinking... "get back here u fukin cat, get the fuk back here wit my (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:50:51
    - hahhahahahhahahahha lol nice translation !!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 8, 15:10:08
    - Aw, its cute & funny but seriously take the dog to a vet or something make sure he is ok. (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 8, 14:55:43
      - Tub Clog (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:58:12
        
        ??????????????????? post to 9 other vids ??????? Copy ?????? press F5 twice ???????Paste (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 8, 15:04:35
- thats not fucking funny dude your dog just had a seisure!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 14:48:50
Let's form a Norfolk Nationalist Party - what should our policies be? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 8, 13:06:45
- i daren't say roight now as i'm curently in suffolk (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 8, 13:42:54
- Introduction of Poomers at special reserves in the Broads and N Norfolk (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 8, 13:40:42
  - and Coypoos (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 8, 13:44:41
    - but BAN all magpies....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 8, 13:46:07
      - Eat them. Magpie Pies. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 13:48:19
        
        with colmans mustard and a bag of kettle chrisps (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 8, 13:51:12
- compulsary use of Colmans products. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 8, 13:30:50
- free lapdancing for all NCFC season ticket holders. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 8, 13:29:20
- teach Norfolk people to drive properly for a start! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 8, 13:28:06
- motorways into norfolk, state backing of ncfc, tax people who live in Ipswich double, ban (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 8, 13:20:49
  - build an undergound railway in Norwich and ban all cars. Except mine. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 13:27:35
    - BUILD A MOTHER FUCKING TRAM SYSTEM LIKE WHAT THEY HAD IN THOSE OLDEN DAYS (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 8, 13:30:19
      - THERE'S TOO MANY FUKKERN PARKUNRIDE BUSES WITH ONLY 4 OR 5 MOONFACES ON 'EM (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 13:32:28
- 1. Reinforce all Norfolk sea walls (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 8, 13:19:49
  - small amends (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 13:20:32
    - 4. (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Jun 8, 14:11:23
    - Agreed... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 8, 13:24:23
    - 9. (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 13:22:17
      - could have a ritual slaying of his effigy each year (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 13:46:25
- We could get Stupid Barry to represent us the the Yurvision Song Contest (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 13:16:51
- Pre-emptive nuclear strike on Piswich (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 13:11:14
- Remember Ian Gibson's idea of trains from Norwich NOT stopping at Ipswich (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 13:10:43
- Immigrants welcome but must learn to speak Norfolk int ut. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 13:10:28
- National dish: bloater washed down with a tankard of Wherry (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 8, 13:09:26
- Strict border controls especially to the south (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 8, 13:08:18
- Cheese on Toast Day as a National Holiday (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 13:07:28
Albatrosses can stay airborne for 10 years without landing and can glide for six days with (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 8, 12:50:10
- Can you get ninja albatrosses? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 8, 13:03:37
- ^^^^ brilliant (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 12:52:31
- what about sleeping? or are they insomniacs? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 8, 12:52:10
  - Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 8, 13:07:14
Ofsted report for a school in Norwich gives hint as to BNP growth of support (General Chat) - south, Jun 8, 12:21:25
- Sounds like the school have good carers and good teaching assistants (General Chat) - Small, Jun 8, 14:01:15
- It's a disgrace! Children with special needs out!! (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 8, 13:04:59
- "but if they capitalise on things like this then they are going to get support" (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 8, 12:53:59
- What support do those children need? (General Chat) - Clare, Jun 8, 12:51:08
  - Call me cynical, Clare (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 12:57:52
    - Well, OFSTED publishes them all online doesn't it? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 8, 13:13:19
      - i do not want to divulge the school (General Chat) - south, Jun 8, 13:40:49
        
        why on earth not? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 8, 14:01:47
        
        don;t want to (General Chat) - south, Jun 8, 15:19:28
        
        Of course you don't have too, but OFSTED reports aren't state secrets (General Chat) - Small, Jun 8, 15:48:55
        
        Cos he made it up as an excuse to plug the BNP (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 14:07:25
      - i think it probably might be (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 13:37:16
    - You're Cynical Clare. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 13:01:05
      - Bang! (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 13:01:52
- BNP had a very good result yesterday. Happy for them (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 12:24:04
  - ^^^*checks link again just to be sure* (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 12:33:48
    - lol i think he had the biggest case of woooosh ever (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 8, 12:38:34
  - i am sure you are (General Chat) - south, Jun 8, 12:26:11
    - i just read the report . saw the results (General Chat) - south, Jun 8, 12:29:57
      - yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 8, 12:31:59
      - there are no rules (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 12:30:39
        
        having said that (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 12:32:40
        
        completely apolitcal mate (General Chat) - south, Jun 8, 12:40:41
        
        oh (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 12:44:33
    - obviously (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 12:26:35
so next seasons team could look something like... (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jun 8, 12:18:01
- *Bosnich (NCFC) - King, Jun 8, 12:21:42
  - lol its too easy to get to amsterdam from norwich so wouldnt be a good idea (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jun 8, 12:22:24
FAO AB and other iFoon users *warning: Old Git giving tech advice post* (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jun 8, 11:11:19
- That applies to all phones with similar features (& laptops on battery for that matter) (Other Sports) - BerlinCanary, Jun 8, 11:36:41
- Keep the phone switched off all the time (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jun 8, 11:20:42
  - Did you know...? (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 8, 11:29:57
    - haha you are right, theres always one! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jun 8, 11:37:44
    - supposed to be down there vvvv (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 8, 11:31:14
- yup, they drain the battery. i got a new app called shazam yesterday (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jun 8, 11:15:39
  - Pub quiz fraud (Other Sports) - King, Jun 8, 11:20:14
    - lol (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tony Martin, Jun 8, 11:23:30
- turn off 3G too. (Other Sports) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 8, 11:14:31
FAO: Tony Martin (& Cammers) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 10:01:28
- good stuff! glad you had a good evening! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 8, 10:05:21
- Here are the answers to your first ten questions: (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 8, 10:05:10
  - Blimey, who'd of thought it. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 10:14:02
Let's kick all non-indigenous people out of this country! (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 8, 09:52:37
- I'm happy with that, a nation for all us redheads with old school lineage (General Chat) - megson, Jun 8, 10:14:07
  - Sorry, meggers, carrot-tops are all Vikings (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 10:20:24
    - Dammit really? I thought the vikings were blond, and ginger came from the (General Chat) - megson, Jun 8, 10:32:03
  - My wife's ginger so she could stay. I've tainted Experience & Qualifications (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 8, 10:15:18
    - Haha - let's try that again - my wife's ginger so she could stay. I've got to go though! (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 8, 10:15:45
      - You can stay under the citizenship laws. You've married into the clan my brother. (General Chat) - megson, Jun 8, 10:17:19
- no just the non working benefit claimers who werent born here (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 8, 10:04:47
  - how many of them are there? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 8, 10:11:45
    - 9 (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 8, 10:17:35
  - ...how about the non working benefit claimers who were born here? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 8, 10:05:34
    - then they belong here - we dont need any more spongers (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 8, 10:06:51
- I stayed up last night (we are an hourt ahead here) and heard Griffin (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 8, 09:56:40
  - Genuinely shocked that we'll be sending Griffin to Brussels (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 8, 10:01:14
    - I'd like Griffin to tell me who's going to clean my car if he sends the immigrants home (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 8, 10:09:42
      - we got the kid from down the road to do ours (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 8, 10:14:33
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 8, 10:10:22
  - "the governing party has taken on some extreme right policies" (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 8, 10:00:05
    - no, i meant in here in France (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 8, 10:11:25
      - you've been whooshed... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 8, 10:12:09
- blimey. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 8, 09:54:01
  - Well quite (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 8, 09:54:50
    - That's not going nearly far enough (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 8, 10:12:15
Get in there! Lovely old blue and yellow map of the country on the bbc. bye bye browny boy (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 5, 18:49:35
- All the same, just belong to different colours (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 19:58:13
- ... (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Jun 5, 19:37:01
  - I could really fancy a can of Lilt now (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 19:39:57
    - They do. It's no Um Bongo though (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 20:29:19
- coup (General Chat) - shoddy, Jun 5, 19:25:16
  - Caroline Flint, would you put your tick in her box? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 19:46:24
    - I'd be her Fred FLINTstone, and i'd make her bed rock (n/m) (General Chat) - HoofinHughes, Jun 5, 19:51:22
    - I'd rub up and down on that Flint! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jun 5, 19:49:53
- Click on the Norwich bit and there's a surprising amount of Green (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 18:57:38
  - come on you greens (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 20:03:47
- don't mind the yellow (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 18:53:24
  - because the red cunts have been oh so wonderful? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 19:16:00
    - best of a bad bunch (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 19:22:38
      - although the fact remains that even under New Labour (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 19:24:47
        
        i disagree - at least the Tories are honest ABOUT their cuntery (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 19:40:59
        
        and on what basis are they honest about anything? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 19:48:25
        
        they are honest about being cunts (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 19:56:31
        
        that's true in some respects (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 20:43:33
        
        strange as it seems i think the following of surveys of public opinion is more of a new la (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 21:11:36
        
        agreed, Blair & co took it as far as they possibly could (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 21:25:04
        
        more than the tories could ever dream of? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 19:46:43
  - or simply too young to know (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 5, 18:55:43
    - yes perhaps (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 5, 19:03:30
      - It's an ill wind..... (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jun 5, 19:05:32
Wrathers, you decide. What shall I cook Mrs Jafski for tea tonight? My criteria:- (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:41:06
- afterbirth of a goat, washed down with virgins blood. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 14:29:52
- Roast Neck Fillet of lamb in Redwine, Rosemary and Garlic on a Mustard Mash with (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 5, 13:56:54
- Yellow sticker roulette? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:56:13
  - Good but usually all gone by the time I get there. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:58:06
    - babybels and pink biscuits (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:58:50
    - Was that supposed to be a reply to PA? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:58:37
      - lollotov cocktail (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:59:07
- You know your aisles. Watch out Don doesn't do a hit and run on you. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:55:24
  - Don was brillers. Do you reckon that's his name or he is the head of the TSA Mafia. (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:56:45
- Semen (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:55:11
  - Music stops, everyone slowly turns to look at PA. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:55:49
    - *pa walks out ashamed, knowing there's no way back till another night" (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:57:39
  - ^^^thinking about JEssica already^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:55:42
- haribo fajitas (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:52:36
- tripe and chips (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:51:21
- Don't cook anything, then both sit at the table and (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:51:13
  - ^^^^^ this explains a lot (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:54:36
    - haha (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:55:33
- Swan and Papaya Pie (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 5, 13:50:55
- What about doing seasonal (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:50:25
  - There is some aspag in the fridge already. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:51:12
    - well you're on your way then (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:52:03
      - Minutes after according to that TV cook with the really long name (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:55:51
        
        Hugh Fearnley Whittingstall (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:00:55
        
        Yes, that's him (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 14:03:29
        
        I had that once in Germany - big build up to it (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:05:33
        
        Asparagus or sex? (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 14:06:33
        
        I'm a little bit concerned about you today (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 14:14:37
        
        Sounds like spring is upon him. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 14:17:14
        
        He's gone hoiper! (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 14:16:51
        
        Can't argue with German sausages to be fair (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 14:12:16
        
        That's the brat version. Bock is horrid. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 14:13:21
        
        True enough; they do need to be backed rather than bocked (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 14:16:25
        
        That's cos they lost the war (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 14:05:00
      - I know, that were from Nodge Marrrrrrket tho. Not a hypermarche. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:53:30
        
        It's all looking good then. (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:54:29
- sausage risotto (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:50:21
- Fruit salad out of a tin and some carnation (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 13:49:57
  - That's pudding sorted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:52:47
    - and the table centrepiece (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:53:28
  - Tip Top (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:52:43
- french toast (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:49:31
- I'm going to have boiled egg (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:47:08
  - Dippy eggs (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:49:46
    - That's the fella (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:52:54
- Findus Crispy Pancakes (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 13:47:03
  - what filling? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:49:51
    - Personally i like to have a selection but the meat ones are the best (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 5, 13:52:39
      - good, very good (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:53:43
- A tin of hannah montana spaghetti hoops and chips (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:47:02
- Mincemeat milkshake (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:46:56
- Cheese on toast (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:46:14
- Alphabites, chicken nuggets and beans (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:46:13
- Chilli and pancakes (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:45:03
- Sausage meat pasta (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 5, 13:44:23
  - He didn't ask what you're doing tonight (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:44:57
    - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:46:32
- Pot Noodle (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:43:43
- Jambalya (sp?) (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 13:43:38
- ... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:43:15
  - Shit! (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jun 5, 13:47:16
  - I had that for breakfast though (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:44:17
    - are you full up to the top? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:44:47
      - My left knee's got some room (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:47:45
- Thai Curry (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:42:43
  - Kum Gai Prik? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 5, 13:45:17
    - Thai rand nek Curry (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:46:20
  - Bdum tish (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 5, 13:44:41
  - lol, we have that a lot though. Not asphyxiation related relations you understand. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:43:41
    - make a nice lasagne (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:44:02
      - Had that last night tho. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 5, 13:46:40
      - Do a retro Friday Chicken Kiev (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 13:44:36
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 13:44:28
- fish fingers (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 5, 13:41:38
  - I don't know why that made me laugh, but it did. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 13:44:47
  - fish finger butties (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jun 5, 13:44:13
OK, so who had to vote Lib Dem yesterday then? I did (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 10:03:48
- nope, ukip for me (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 5, 12:36:00
- I did (General Chat) - duke of york, Jun 5, 10:34:55
- keep up hare (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:23:29
- I didn't vote because I forgot but I still put in a mileage expense claim and threw a bit (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jun 5, 10:20:32
- I didn't and I didn't have to. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:16:22
- Was this the general election, who won? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jun 5, 10:15:58
- would rather vote for the lib dems than labour.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:11:44
  - I always thought you were a closet Green (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 10:13:39
    - actually........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:15:36
      - still a bit nutty when it comes to science (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 10:23:14
        
        The greens have always been mental mental chicken oriental on science. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 10:26:18
        
        They've always pandered to the fashionable worries of the middle classes (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Jun 5, 10:35:43
        
        ^^^ wrong link (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 10:23:41
      - True (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 10:16:29
        
        thankyou. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:17:35
        
        There were a few parties on the ballot paper that had me thinking "Who the fuck are you?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 10:21:26
        
        yeah, and loadsa indi's....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:31:30
        
        Animals Count!?! Imagine if they won an election? (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 10:27:19
        
        I did see what they meant about the folding voting slip (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:28:40
        
        Our polling station was very busy, the busiest I have ever seen it. They was a big queue. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 5, 10:41:09
        
        Ours was quiet as the grave when I voted, but that was at 0745. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 10:44:46
        
        ours as quiet too, and that was at about 1818 (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 10:49:07
        
        Ours was very quiet when we went at 7.45 pm (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:47:03
        
        plus....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:57:24
        
        i walked down to our temproy polling station...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:46:53
        
        I went postal (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 10:29:47
        
        lazy twonk (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 5, 10:31:13
        
        Stupid twonk (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 10:35:52
- I did, but I didn't *have* to. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 5, 10:06:34
  - Agreed. The best true protest vote, although I think them a viable party for government. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jun 5, 10:34:35
  - Must admit, it was easier to do than I thought. Just always voted Lab before (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jun 5, 10:07:43
    - so we've people like "you" to blame! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 5, 10:13:59
- me too (n/m) (General Chat) - revsimon, Jun 5, 10:06:24
- follow, follow, follow (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 5, 10:06:05
Asian pork chop with plum sauce, stilton, dates and grapes (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:33:09
- tomato onion bajis (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jun 4, 15:58:49
- Ham sammidge and a choux bun will all cream and that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:38:03
  - I weighed myself this morning (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:39:25
- bad boy pot noodle (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:37:00
  - Slag (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:38:02
    - you knows it lover. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:39:51
      - There was a Pot Noodle recall notice in Waitrose (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:41:17
        
        That's rubbish scansion for the first line of a limerick, far too long (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:44:10
        
        ... (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:46:40
        
        Can't fault the effort, notmean (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:53:40
        
        I was spontaneous though so extra marks for that (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:56:27
        
        True (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:58:37
        
        And I'm wondering how many Pot Noodles Waitrose sold (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:42:02
        
        They do a posh chinese version of Pot Noodles (General Chat) - Small, Jun 4, 14:48:38
        
        you say that, that's where I got mine from (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:42:34
        
        reduced to clear - wrong labels? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:43:15
        
        nope, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:44:57
        
        Is it a real Waitrose (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:47:27
        
        It is real, it's a bit surreal to be honest, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 14:52:08
        
        Cambridge's version (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 14:53:08
- plum sauce (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:33:44
  - only to be used with crispy duck. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:34:44
    - NO way (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:36:01
      - Roast Duck for sunday lunch followed by a good crispy duck on monday (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 4, 14:50:16
      - Duck in Batter (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:37:51
        
        Cheese on Duck. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:40:28
        
        do not FOR THE LOVE OF GOD google the words "duck & cheese" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:43:31
        
        ? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:48:35
        
        urban wotsit (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:50:37
        
        Why not? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:45:26
        
        ... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:50:15
        
        ۞ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:46:08
        
        CoD (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:41:50
        
        Call Of Duty (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:43:30
        
        COD!! if you are hard of herring. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 14:43:02
        
        any minnow now a fishpun thread will kick off (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:44:35
        
        Let's hope it's better quaility than usual. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 4, 14:49:32
        
        Cut that sort of thing trout or you'll be ostrichised from here (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 14:53:23
        
        Stop grousing, I thought it made a pheasant change (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:56:07
        
        I'd duck if I were you (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 4, 15:00:37
        
        Too much sniping going on (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:59:53
        
        What are you crowing about? Stop acting like a great tit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 15:03:09
        
        For cod's hake, not that again! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Jun 4, 14:47:26
        
        i hope it ruddy well doesn't (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jun 4, 14:47:46
        
        stop sharkin' (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:51:05
        
        duck and chips (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:38:45
        
        &&&&&& (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:46:39
        
        Yes! and Curried Duck (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:41:20
    - I can't understand them though (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:35:26
      - dont have to understand.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:37:21
        
        that approach seems to work with all nationalities. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:38:24
        
        The lingua franca of the world (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 4, 14:41:02
      - Crispy ducks is ace though (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:36:25
        
        fucking lovely! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 4, 14:38:03
        
        or a soapy tit wank (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 4, 14:39:04
P Ennis - Stockport Player (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jun 4, 01:18:34
- sex ed teacher was called Willy Shagme (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 4, 09:32:13
- We had a Mr Bates, he was a substitute teacher. (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jun 4, 08:55:01
- We had a history teacher at school called (NCFC) - Tombs, Jun 4, 08:34:21
  - hahah (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jun 4, 09:19:46
- I knew a guy at college - English but also part Iranian, part French and part Spanish (NCFC) - The Judge, Jun 4, 07:47:17
- had a science teacher who was called Mike Hunt - his parents must have loved him (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Jun 4, 07:33:17
- At 6th Form we had a careers teacher called P Niskin, oh how we laughed. (n/m) (NCFC) - Vivid Data Shark, Jun 4, 01:30:45
  - Our school had (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jun 4, 01:33:23
    - Those long school days must have just FLOWN by (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Jun 4, 07:48:59
    - Just remembered (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Jun 4, 01:34:12
anyone ever travelled in south america? (General Chat) - lmc, Jun 2, 22:31:03
- peru - machu pichu is a must (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 2, 22:34:10
  - just been reading up about MP, looks like it's not to be missed (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Jun 2, 22:39:34
    - re MP..... (General Chat) - MrMorrers, Jun 3, 00:12:32
      - I assume this is MP without the Inca Trail? (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 3, 11:13:39
- Yes I have (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 2, 22:32:29
  - i was thinking brazil and peru in particular (General Chat) - lmc, Jun 2, 22:39:00
    - ok, and how long have you got? (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 2, 22:44:21
      - i'll probably go for about 2 months (General Chat) - lmc, Jun 2, 22:50:29
        
        hmmm, that's a tough call (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 2, 22:58:10
        
        nice one, cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Jun 2, 23:06:01
        
        ok, this will probably bore you and make no sense but what I did (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 2, 23:38:42
        
        cheers, really helpful thanks (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Jun 2, 23:50:49
        
        some good advice there (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 23:47:10
        
        yeah it is ridiculous (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 2, 23:51:00
        
        I usually take insect repellant on buses (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 3, 00:01:56
        
        yes, I'm emotionally scarred now (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 3, 00:16:50
        
        nightmare! (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 3, 00:12:53
- Worzel Scrimmage is yer man (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 22:32:27
  - cheers (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Jun 2, 22:41:09
    - hullo, been all over the shop and lived here for ages (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 22:49:31
      - hi, cheers. hoping to go for 2 months (ish) going to be saving for the next year to make (General Chat) - lmc, Jun 2, 22:52:20
        
        2 months eh. Brazil's fecking immense of course (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 22:57:08
        
        brilliant cheers, going to get an appointment with the travel agents to get some advice (General Chat) - lmc, Jun 2, 22:59:44
        
        one important thing is that flights within S.America are usually expensive (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 23:21:17
        
        sure thing, anytime (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 23:17:10
        
        brilliant, thanks a lot (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Jun 2, 23:26:34
        
        obrigado (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 2, 22:59:08
        
        even as little as that can help a lot, it usually provides amusement to the locals when (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 23:19:11
        
        I gave it a go (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 2, 23:42:15
        
        yes, and might even offset the chance of him taking your money (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jun 2, 23:47:53
        
        ouch (General Chat) - Charles21, Jun 2, 23:52:53
Pedro's restaurant.. (General Chat) - colincanary, Jun 2, 17:28:34
- not as good as mambo jambos (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 2, 18:57:20
- Don't eat for a week before you go there (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jun 2, 18:05:27
- Surely Captain America's for a burger and a retro-snog (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 2, 17:39:20
- Yellows is good (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 17:36:54
  - Yes. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 2, 17:49:26
  - Is that the one across the road from it ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jun 2, 17:45:27
    - no (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jun 2, 17:55:14
      - I was asking about the italian ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jun 2, 18:06:24
    - That yes up there ^^^^ should be here. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jun 2, 17:50:11
- Its ok in a kind of large portions of mexican food type of way! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim, Jun 2, 17:32:17
  - Wills suit my son then ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jun 2, 17:32:55
- Eaton Red Lion. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jun 2, 17:30:09
  - Actually, just looked at that, may be a better bet ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jun 2, 17:33:21
    - its ace, reccomended from moi aussi. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 2, 17:35:16
      - Is that where you take Kate ? (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Jun 2, 17:48:06
        
        no.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 2, 17:54:57
Children crying on tv for our entertainment (General Chat) - Charles21, May 29, 21:03:34
- had to laugh- she blatantly planned it to get the sympathy vote the sneaky littl'un (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 29, 21:11:49
  - there was noise but no tears I noticed (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 29, 21:12:23
Email advise please. (General Chat) - CB41, May 29, 15:30:27
- GMail (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, May 29, 15:47:15
  - Gaymail (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 15:49:18
    - Butchmail (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, May 29, 16:01:59
- if your interested in your own site, set up a site and have whatever email addy you want (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 29, 15:38:38
- when you do get a new email addy (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 29, 15:34:25
  - actually if you've got an Orange mobile you can sign up for a free email account with them (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 29, 15:39:40
    - I'm O2 - I'll look into it. How do you use that forwarding thingumy and what does it do? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 29, 15:40:52
      - Never use email provided by a service provider (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 29, 15:56:16
        
        ^^^ that's why you use it in conjunction with summat like MyHandle (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 29, 16:05:25
        
        Had I ever heard of it before today... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 29, 16:08:23
        
        had i? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 29, 16:13:35
        
        Yes "I" - I hadn't heard of it (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 29, 16:56:08
        
        yes, but had I? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 29, 17:00:02
        
        Oh I dunno (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 29, 17:01:49
        
        no (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 29, 17:03:42
        
        Cheers bud. Looks like I've learnt the hard way. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 29, 16:01:35
        
        yahom, LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 29, 15:57:21
        
        haha (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 29, 16:01:22
  - What is thaT/ It seems to just be a blank page with "myhandle" and "password" on it (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 29, 15:37:41
    - it's a mail forwarding thingy (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 29, 15:42:43
      - Ah cheers. Wish I'd known that a while ago. I've got my email addy with (General Chat) - CB41, May 29, 15:46:22
- I read that first line a bit differently (General Chat) - Brandonio, May 29, 15:34:11
  - phew (General Chat) - camcan, May 29, 15:54:01
    - I just spat tea out at your 'Bill Normalie' (General Chat) - Small, May 29, 16:01:13
    - that's 2 people who have him down as a groomer (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 29, 15:59:31
- You could sign up for one of the free ones: googlemail, yahoo, hotmail (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 15:33:52
- googlemails is good. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 15:32:42
  - Yeah I'd thought of that. Can I use outlook to interface with it? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 29, 15:33:51
    - Yep see my post just VVVVV down there. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 15:38:03
  - You can sync outlook to that. I know I done it. (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 15:33:41
    - Ok think I'll go with that. And no, I'm not getting anything with fucking (i) in front of (General Chat) - CB41, May 29, 15:38:52
      - What about getting iPissed or an iLegover? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 15:40:53
        
        review app called irate (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 15:45:55
        
        iWon't (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 15:47:00
        
        iMachicken (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 29, 15:48:12
        
        iVegotgayporninmahoose. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 15:50:58
        
        by daft punk? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 15:55:26
        
        LCD Soundsystem (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 29, 16:14:15
        
        You get yaself pissed. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 29, 15:41:44
        
        I might get iPissed tomorrow with Malcolm-bar-kid and Garry "2 R's" Brroke off of wrath of (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 15:44:31
        
        Garry Brooke (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 15:57:25
- hotmail (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, May 29, 15:31:55
  - is shit (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, May 29, 15:48:17
  - Yeah but what, how. Can I synch Outlook to it? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 29, 15:32:40
    - by downloading outlook connector yeah (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 15:36:48
    - Yes. Google it. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, May 29, 15:36:36
    - you can, but Hotmail is shite (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 29, 15:36:00
The Last Word on the Rebate Debate (NCFC) - jayson blair, May 29, 14:58:25
- my last word on the matter (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 29, 15:24:44
  - hurrah! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 29, 15:45:26
- The Last Word (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 29, 15:15:16
- The last word (NCFC) - CB41, May 29, 15:12:52
- Mine last word on the subject (NCFC) - pants, May 29, 15:10:29
  - Thats quality pants! (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 29, 15:23:55
- My support for the football club is unconditional, there are many reasons why (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 29, 15:09:27
  - Lovely old that post encapsulates my feelings exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 29, 15:21:15
  - POTD..... in a nutshell folks.... (NCFC) - Pixelman, May 29, 15:21:01
- the last word (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 29, 15:09:20
- Yes you could ask, but you couldn't make them, as you'd have a legally binding contract. (NCFC) - jafski, May 29, 15:00:46
  - incorrect - its not a contract, you could walk in half way through a season (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 29, 15:23:15
    - But it is a contract if you want to sit there all season, which is what Jayson Blair was (NCFC) - jafski, May 29, 15:30:52
      - what i mean is the season ticket is not a legally binding contract (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 29, 15:36:21
        
        But it is a contract is terms of you agree to their terms and if you do you can enjoy (if (NCFC) - jafski, May 29, 15:40:06
        
        And legally binding in the sense that they/or you can't vary the price once it has been (NCFC) - jafski, May 29, 15:46:38
        
        but if you decide half way through you dont like the crap footy so your not paying anymore (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 29, 15:45:42
        
        Yes but, I mean what I posted just there. The price can't be varied. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 29, 15:49:04
- who cares (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 29, 14:59:59
  - I care loj, I always care (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 29, 15:16:43
- I'm a chicken (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 29, 14:59:11
  - you fcuk chickens (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 29, 14:59:46
Neuurghhh I'm a chicken (General Chat) - conker, May 29, 11:31:52
- I'm a fucking chicken! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 29, 11:58:04
- is it going to be repeated tonight on any channel? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 29, 11:53:29
  - Have a look on radiotimes.com, that's good for searching for repeats and that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 11:56:54
    - cheers found it - 12:00am june 1st (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 29, 12:03:20
  - iplayer I imagine (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, May 29, 11:55:16
- It was funny, they all laugh too though. I loved the bit with the woman from the CAB. (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 11:34:13
  - "Another gay bastard!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 29, 11:58:29
  - God I cant wait to watch that tonight now... the Wrath Seal Of Approval is enough for me (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 29, 11:39:18
    - Fuck he smacked that woman in the face. (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 11:45:51
      - The difference between the treatment at school between John and the young kid (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 11:55:06
        
        Et unt. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 11:59:18
        
        I thought something similar, you often hear that people with a stutter (General Chat) - conker, May 29, 11:58:54
        
        My cousin has a really bad stutter. (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 12:03:20
        
        I have a mate who can't say three words without stuttering, but (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 29, 12:05:42
        
        Et unt tho. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 12:06:44
        
        and sometimes they can speak stutter free in a different language (General Chat) - camcan, May 29, 12:08:15
        
        Bizarre Homes League. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 12:10:24
        
        What's that make Thorpe St Andrew then? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 13:22:45
        
        I'll reply to this when you post it in the right place. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 13:29:22
        
        It's subterfuge. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 13:41:28
        
        our future destiny (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 29, 12:12:44
        
        Gareth Gateses. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 12:01:49
    - I especially liked the following bits (not wanting to ruin it for you) (General Chat) - conker, May 29, 11:42:55
      - Quite moving that bit, when he punched her right on the snout. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 11:45:22
        
        And worse... (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, May 29, 15:22:54
        
        Moving for her (General Chat) - conker, May 29, 11:48:02
        
        an oldie but.... (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 29, 11:47:46
        
        Cup final, bares? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 11:52:36
        
        I might. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 11:56:38
        
        I'm not walking down those mean streets. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 12:00:46
        
        Ken Hombelt. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 12:02:11
        
        My kin belt isn't gay. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 12:04:27
        
        Heartsease borders. Where and when? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 29, 11:57:34
        
        ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 12:07:12
        
        haha! You've been waiting for the opportunity - have that jaffers! (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 29, 12:09:32
        
        Clearly showing a border with Heatsease Lane. (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 12:11:21
        
        What's that make Thorpe St Andrew then? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 13:42:01
        
        A lovely town which is a suburb of the fine city of Norwich. (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 13:50:45
        
        Town, my arse. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 14:05:46
        
        Ahem. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 14:11:42
        
        Heartsease Borders is a state of mind. A feeling. A vibe. (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 14:16:37
        
        I'm gonna pot your winders this afternoon. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 14:20:44
        
        In your face goutboy. (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 14:37:21
        
        Si! SOS! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 14:43:06
        
        Et unt tho. I know it, you know it, Quizzy knows it. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 29, 12:13:17
        
        I knew this were coming. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 29, 11:59:16
        
        snigger (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, May 29, 11:48:17
Squirrel Pie anyone? (General Chat) - CB41, May 29, 11:26:30
- rat's with tails (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 29, 11:59:40
  - Aren't rats with tails (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, May 29, 13:37:27
    - I missed out the bushy bit but hoped no one would notice.. (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 29, 13:39:03
- had it - its good! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 29, 11:55:03
- No, I have a nut allergy. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, May 29, 11:33:29
- It is SFW people. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 29, 11:28:43
  - Beavers on show (General Chat) - CB41, May 29, 11:31:16
  - yep (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 29, 11:31:09
there's only one Miguel Angel Llera, one Miguel Angel Llera (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 29, 08:56:57
- one for the ladies I think (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 29, 09:54:51
  - sexist pig..;o) (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 29, 10:06:18
  - he looks like a Spanish Martin Keown (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 29, 10:03:00
    - some paleontologists used to argue that (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 29, 10:08:46
- There's a centre back who got some fine reviews on loan at Exeter last season (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 29, 09:19:49
  - yebbut that was because he played against Peter Thorne. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 29, 09:24:45
- doc the only CB? what about stef? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 29, 09:02:32
  - potential freeze alert (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 29, 09:05:52
- only one dedicated centre half (NCFC) - camcan, May 29, 09:02:22
  - Still injured, isn't he? (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, May 29, 09:08:00
    - but it doesn't say only fit CB (NCFC) - camcan, May 29, 09:11:53
      - wages must be hooge! pay him off from the rebate money.. (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 29, 09:13:36
        
        that's why I think he has to want out (injury or no) (NCFC) - camcan, May 29, 09:16:31
    - Unless it's the serious cruciate, then I'd guess he's nearly fit now (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 29, 09:09:44
      - he had started running about a month ago. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 29, 09:25:30
        
        where's he got to? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 29, 09:45:07
        
        Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 29, 10:06:38
        
        Almost all the way I would have thought, by now. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 29, 09:49:44
        
        Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 29, 09:48:14
        
        Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 29, 09:46:02
      - Possibly but Gunn should be looking at his options until then. (NCFC) - tim berry, May 29, 09:14:28
        
        I always thought we were wreckless with players like that, and quite lucky to get the (NCFC) - pants, May 29, 09:17:59
        
        yep and Dean Ashton (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 29, 09:20:58
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 29, 09:24:34
        
        Old legs take longer to recover, I would not be surprised if he (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 29, 09:16:31
  - and he is 29 - fine if we want experiance to get us out of the league (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 29, 09:06:54
    - Looks like he will sign for us then! (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 29, 09:11:30
Athens is the only city in Europe where the air is cleaner inside than outside. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 28, 13:15:40
- Naples. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 28, 13:29:24
  - Nice healthy lunch that, will do your gouts no end of good. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 28, 13:31:31
    - I've got a banana. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 28, 13:36:13
- rubbish london is one of the worst (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 28, 13:25:54
- Dunt think so (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 28, 13:18:33
- Prove it (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 28, 13:18:05
- Inside what? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 28, 13:17:01
- That's bollocks. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 28, 13:16:58
  - Yeah. I imagine it's pretty filthy inside a chimenea (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 28, 13:17:52
FAO CB41 (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 28, 12:42:12
- It can't be, it's endless (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, May 28, 12:50:56
Am I the only one who is bored absolutely shitless with (NCFC) - CB41, May 28, 12:36:23
- Probably (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 28, 12:47:33
  - What do you shave your face with malky? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 28, 12:48:26
    - The claw off of an oscelot and some Nivea for Men. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 28, 12:49:18
      - haha, I needed that (NCFC) - pants, May 28, 13:04:24
    - a cucumber? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 28, 12:49:07
      - A bastard file (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 28, 12:49:58
- of course it requires endless hours of debate (NCFC) - Charles21, May 28, 12:42:25
  - Yep, guess there's that (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 28, 12:43:34
- yes, yes you are, the only one ever (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 28, 12:41:28
- We need an orange wednesday (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 28, 12:39:18
  - Nope, you've lost me Pants (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 28, 12:41:56
    - It's a cinema promotion (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 28, 12:47:39
  - that's every week over here (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 28, 12:40:48
    - and orange mondays, tuesdays, thursdays, fridays, sats and suns? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 28, 12:41:16
      - funnily enough, yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, May 28, 12:42:44
- yes you are, you are the only one (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 28, 12:37:34
  - Fairy snuff. I'll do one till the debate is over then. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 28, 12:39:50
- Yes you are (NCFC) - camcan, May 28, 12:37:12
- No, no you're right. Ben, close the board down, it's over. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 28, 12:37:05
Welder Required (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 28, 12:35:39
FAO: AB re how much the rebates are worth (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 28, 10:31:11
So how will Foulger match us "pound for pound"? (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, May 28, 09:58:11
- for tax reasons it will be a loan to the club (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 28, 10:26:40
- Very good points (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, May 28, 10:00:45
- hmm - "every single penny not paid out to fans will be used for the playing squad" (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 28, 10:00:33
  - Fungibility (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, May 28, 10:05:02
    - What does that mean? (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 28, 10:05:44
      - It's hard to explain (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, May 28, 10:17:48
        
        Yea but what about if they are Chicken pies? (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, May 28, 10:47:04
        
        You can ring fence chickens (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, May 28, 10:50:50
        
        chicken and mushroom (NCFC) - camcan, May 28, 11:00:38
        
        heehee (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, May 28, 11:12:09
        
        Cliche it may be, but the pies at nodge are really good. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 28, 11:18:54
        
        They sponsor our pies, dunt they (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 28, 11:21:25
        
        Actually, that made no sense. You know what I mean though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 28, 11:23:05
        
        I did. Didn't Delia cite the quality of Burnley's pies when she revamped the FCR pie proc (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 28, 11:36:15
        
        Yep (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 28, 11:39:34
        
        Holland's pies (NCFC) - camcan, May 28, 11:28:32
        
        OK, I think I get that. Nicely explained (I think!) (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 28, 10:23:01
        
        OIC. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 28, 10:22:55
      - Wikipedia'd it. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 28, 10:10:49
        
        Bloody hell - wish I hadnt asked... What we need is a Wrather on an OU Economics course to (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 28, 10:15:15
        
        I understand the concept, now that I've read that wiki page. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 28, 10:19:16
        
        I'm saying (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, May 28, 10:23:10
        
        Yes, which was always the problem with the Kitty idea. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 28, 10:24:48
        
        I think he means in this context will ?1 of our money as a donation be equal to ?1 of MF's (NCFC) - jafski, May 28, 10:17:38
        
        No what I mean is (NCFC) - Bryan Salad Surgery, May 28, 10:20:39
        
        Yes, just saw that, and understood. Cheers. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 28, 10:23:40
  - Well, it does say the sum of the unclaimed plus matched ??? goes to playing budget (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 28, 10:04:18
  - Bristol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 28, 10:02:13
- That was exactly what I was going to ask, before I forgot and got all poll post giddy (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 28, 09:59:28
  - Also, weasel words alert... (NCFC) - jafski, May 28, 10:04:16
    - What we need is a really accomodating CE to email directly and ask... (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 28, 10:05:22
      - It would go thus. (NCFC) - jafski, May 28, 10:08:53
      - mmmmm.... mis-spellings... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, May 28, 10:06:57
Do we want any of these? (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 28, 08:51:26
- Ahmet Brkovic was awesome for Luton a few seasons ago. Bit of a Wesley. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, May 28, 09:25:45
  - Nt ngh vwls. Lk Mrtn Skrtl. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 28, 09:34:05
    - ll (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, May 28, 09:35:58
- Only the 'bosses', please (n/m) (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, May 28, 09:05:54
- no surprise there - he fell out with kenny jacket when released from swansea (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 28, 08:56:10
- blimey - didn't know they'd signed Morrison (NCFC) - camcan, May 28, 08:55:31
  - Was thinking the same thing myself! (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 28, 09:00:41
    - "brace" (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 28, 09:03:17
    - This is what makes me so cross (NCFC) - camcan, May 28, 09:02:16
- no (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 28, 08:54:00
  - what about Pidgeley if Nelson goes? (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 28, 08:56:35
What's everyones favourite crisp? Mine: Kettle Chips Sea Salt & Balsamic Vinegar. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 14:11:57
- Worcester Sauce flavoured Wheat Crunchies (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 27, 17:26:05
- Walkers cheese and onion or salt and vinegar or if I am entertaining (General Chat) - Tombs, May 27, 17:21:16
  - Henderson's do Crisps. Hendersosn's flavoured ones. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 27, 17:22:25
    - Have you tried peanut puffs (General Chat) - camcan, May 27, 17:23:02
      - I have not. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 27, 17:26:30
        
        Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 27, 17:30:49
        
        that's just greedy (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, May 27, 17:33:15
- those Tyrrell's ones with cider vinegar (General Chat) - camcan, May 27, 17:01:26
  - oh just realised this was a long time ago (General Chat) - camcan, May 27, 17:02:35
    - It was but unless you've changed your crisp opinion in that time your post is still valid. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 17:03:28
      - I now right fancy some (General Chat) - camcan, May 27, 17:08:49
        
        and also Walker's Sensations are not nice (General Chat) - camcan, May 27, 17:13:23
        
        Hey (General Chat) - pants, May 27, 17:38:42
        
        okay (General Chat) - camcan, May 27, 17:47:56
        
        only had the chedder chutney ones (General Chat) - pants, May 27, 17:53:40
        
        And their crunchiness is decidedly odd. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 27, 17:16:47
        
        roofofmouthstickers (General Chat) - camcan, May 27, 17:21:36
  - Very nice I'll grent ye you young scamp. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 17:02:15
- 1. kettle chips lightly salted, 2. Philleus Fogg Nachos, 3. Thai Sweet Chilli Walkers (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 27, 14:48:53
  - 1. My least favourite. 2. Yes. Good call. With a dip. 3. Too sweet but, moreish. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 17:01:32
- Co-op's very own Salt and Chardonnay Wine Vinegar. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, May 27, 14:45:51
  - You can't beat winky crisps. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 14:49:50
- Pickled Onion Space Raiders (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 27, 14:43:31
  - Good call, Scrammers likes them best n'all. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 14:44:35
- That's a good crisp however will always be scampi fries followed by hulahoops (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, May 27, 14:39:48
  - Good call. Plain Hula Hoops or flavoured? And if flavoured, which one? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 14:41:22
- Kettles, the plain salt and black pepper ones (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, May 27, 14:39:22
  - As I said, my least favourite of the Kettle Crisp family but whetever floats yer boat. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 14:43:53
- I dunno, but crisps are great (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, May 27, 14:33:52
  - They are. What's your favourite? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 14:35:56
- Hot & Spicy Nik Naks (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, May 27, 14:30:34
  - They're in. As would be Scampi Fries. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 14:32:48
- pickled onion monster munch (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, May 27, 14:21:54
  - Good call. Not flamin' hot though. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 14:26:05
- Second favourite. Square Crisps Salt & Vinegar. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 14:21:44
  - Good call me, well done. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 14:36:41
- Mine also. The cheese ones are cheesy (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 27, 14:18:31
  - They are n'all. I didn't like them chicken & rosemary ones they did for a bit tho. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 14:35:32
- Bingo. Lightly salted for a change, Red Thai Curry for the win! (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, May 27, 14:17:59
  - I used to like them Sweet Chilli ones but they stopped making them. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 14:34:46
- pickled onion space raiders (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 27, 14:16:18
  - Yep, they're nice too. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 14:20:48
- Them, probably. I love Kettle Chips right off. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 27, 14:13:17
  - You don't do you? But the sea salt ones are my least favourite of the Kettle Chips family. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 27, 14:37:25
assuming no chump clubs go in for him, get him in gunny! (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 27, 12:42:03
- Wasn't too impressed with what I saw in the play-offs (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 27, 12:48:56
  - i'd have his goals though, i agree the play off final was esp shocking (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 27, 12:49:47
    - I meant Beckford in the play-offs (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 27, 12:51:57
      - me too, the match was great, beckford was crap but he got 30odd goals (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 27, 12:54:38
- "has been linked with Premier League and Championship clubs." (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 27, 12:45:25
  - so far he has not played above div 3 and cant see any teams in the prem wanting him (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 27, 12:49:07
    - oh, and he wants more cash than Leeds can afford (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 27, 12:55:01
- I feared that would be about Andy Hughes (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 27, 12:44:40
  - lol, dion would have him back (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 27, 12:50:43
- He'll want to stay in the Championship at least. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 27, 12:43:52
  - stay? he's in league 1 already (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 27, 12:46:54
    - Substitute "go up to" instead of "stay" and you'll understand. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 27, 12:48:09
      - Yeah that's right. Completely change what he said and you'll get the gist of what he meant (NCFC) - jafski, May 27, 12:51:22
        
        twink (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 27, 12:55:31
        
        rough trade (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 27, 12:58:04
        
        I just google image searched on twink (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, May 27, 12:57:39
        
        I know, I'm not as buff as I once was. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 27, 13:10:06
The air inside a house is between two and four times more polluted than the air in the str (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 27, 09:39:15
- unless you live in london where spending a day walking the streets is the same as smoking (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 27, 09:51:42
- Top trumps (n/m) (General Chat) - King, May 27, 09:40:43
- so, three times then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 27, 09:40:35
Hans Bwix...oh nooo! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 26, 08:16:46
All those with tickets for the final ashes test put your hands in the ai-air!! (General Chat) - Tombs, May 24, 09:54:18
- Did you not get me one Mr Tombs? How very unthoughful of you. :) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, May 24, 15:25:35
- Edgebaston ashes test for me (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 24, 14:33:01
- How much were they? (General Chat) - songwriter81, May 24, 10:27:41
  - My ticket to the last day of the Oval test was ?10 (General Chat) - KentonCanary, May 24, 10:40:18
- You know (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, May 24, 10:25:55
Flapjack and an apple (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 22, 12:55:13
Lunch XI (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 22, 12:40:56
- A Paul Mince Patrik Burger with Emmental Petit (n/m) (General Chat) - Victor Segura lalala, May 22, 14:42:46
- marc overMARS (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 22, 13:11:17
- Cock Stein (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 22, 13:11:12
- malky bar mckay (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 22, 13:10:59
- Smokey Beckham crisps (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, May 22, 13:02:57
- peter bread crouch (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 22, 12:58:16
- Leo Messy Eater (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 22, 12:56:58
- kenny brown toast and butter (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 22, 12:56:43
- Kenny Jacket Potato (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 12:55:34
- Gary Salt (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 22, 12:54:32
- Alan Hamsen (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 22, 12:53:43
- Tony C.O.T.tee (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, May 22, 12:52:10
- Papa Soupa Diop (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 22, 12:44:13
- mark fotheringham sandwich (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 22, 12:43:38
Pies. What's everyones favourite pie? Sweet or Savoury dunt matter. Mine: Steak & Kidney. (General Chat) - jafski, May 22, 11:33:51
- buko pie (n/m) (General Chat) - fareastcanary, May 22, 20:03:30
- roadkill pie (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 22, 12:56:01
- oh and for hot pies - my daddy's steak and mushroom (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 22, 12:23:27
- Apple Pie. Savoury would have to be snake and kiddley (General Chat) - Tombs, May 22, 12:16:28
  - steady (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, May 22, 12:29:38
- Steak, Shroom and Onion (n/m) (General Chat) - Dog, May 22, 12:14:34
- I could cream her pie any day of the week (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, May 22, 12:10:50
- Pork (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, May 22, 11:56:39
  - I could..... *nope, dont go there!*.... ANYTIME! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 22, 12:26:10
  - excellent hotted up (General Chat) - Tombs, May 22, 12:17:56
  - Don't say you like the thick layer of jelly otherwise I'll gag (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 22, 12:13:37
    - proper ones don't have jelly (General Chat) - camcan, May 22, 12:20:07
  - Good call. Not cheap ones tho. Proper ones. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 22, 12:10:54
    - yes - nothing that comes in cellophane (General Chat) - camcan, May 22, 12:11:24
      - Norfolk ones are the best. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 22, 12:15:46
        
        ^^^ Pie Porn, NSFG (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 22, 12:22:09
        
        ^^^ Pie Porn, NSFG (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, May 22, 12:21:49
        
        Tee-hee. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 22, 12:25:06
        
        when you're a bit less goutfaced we should do a pie-off (General Chat) - camcan, May 22, 12:21:23
        
        You're on! (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 22, 12:23:33
- lovin chicken tikka ala walsall, and steak and onion with chips, from the chippy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, May 22, 11:55:19
  - mmm. Steak and onion. Good call Chelters. (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, May 22, 11:58:02
- Steak and Stilton (n/m) (General Chat) - Snakey, May 22, 11:49:02
- Mince with flaky pastry (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 22, 11:39:47
  - Minced Meat or Mincemeat? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 22, 11:48:03
    - Mincemeat (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, May 22, 12:12:30
      - Phew. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 22, 12:19:09
- Finger (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 22, 11:39:34
  - Idiot. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 22, 11:44:26
- Chicken and Shroom or Steak and Guinness (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, May 22, 11:37:25
- Cream (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 22, 11:37:22
  - Don't google image cream pie with safe search switched off. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 22, 11:38:42
- Apple (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 22, 11:35:14
  - Yeah, with custard for me, better than cream in an apple pie siteashun. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 22, 11:38:04
    - when we go out with some farmer friends (General Chat) - Tombs, May 22, 12:20:05
      - is he ruddy-faced? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 22, 12:28:25
    - i'd go for cream on a crumble though (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 22, 11:39:21
      - Agree re: Ice Cream, but I'm still custard with crumble. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, May 22, 11:44:08
      - It's coming, by the way - just waiting for an upload... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 22, 11:43:55
      - No no no no - custard on a crumble. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, May 22, 11:43:32
        
        custard is perfectly acceptable too (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, May 22, 11:55:19
Players you gained respect for when they left (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 21, 12:39:04
- Ian Crook. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 12:40:38
- huckerby (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 21, 12:39:54
  - That was a fucking disgrace. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 12:43:10
    - What, him bottling? I agree. (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, May 21, 12:44:57
      - If he was still here we'd be in the premiership by now. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 12:51:05
  - yeah he did reach an even higher level of awesomness (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 21, 12:41:16
Train XI. David Carnet (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 12:05:18
- "What do they do in TRAINing Neil" Adams (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 21, 12:38:41
  - ww2 (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 21, 13:17:05
- David Plattform 1 for the 12:46 to London Liverpool Street. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 12:32:01
  - Stuart McCalling at Diss, Stowmarket, Piswich, Manningtree, Colchester, Chelmsford and (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 12:44:42
- Delayer Smith (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, May 21, 12:26:37
- Martin O'Doctor Beeching. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 12:25:48
- Docs Light Railway (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 12:22:11
  - I think mine's better (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, May 21, 12:23:55
    - it would be, you used a footballer (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 12:24:40
- DLRoy Facey (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, May 21, 12:22:05
- Jan Vennegor of Thameslink (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 21, 12:20:50
- 3.15 to Clarke Carlisle (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, May 21, 12:20:46
- Gary Neville Crossing (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 12:19:19
- Waterluke Chadwick (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 12:18:13
- Dean St Pancrashton (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 12:16:53
- Is it too late to say Rory Delayed? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 12:16:41
  - lollotov cocktail (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 12:21:21
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, May 21, 12:18:20
- Ahem. Rory Delayed. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 12:15:01
  - nice re-positioning (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, May 21, 12:15:31
    - Chairs. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 21, 12:22:13
- Samuel A2 (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, May 21, 12:14:42
- Philip Train (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, May 21, 12:14:31
- Rocket Santa Cruz (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, May 21, 12:14:09
- Delayedie Akinbiyi (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 12:14:01
- Papa Tube-a Diop (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 12:13:04
- It will need lots of strikers if it's a British Rail era train (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 12:12:25
- Michael Orientexpressien (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 12:12:24
- Papa Pullman Diop (n/m) (NCFC) - Snakey, May 21, 12:10:01
  - niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 12:11:57
- Roy N Kinnearingworks (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 12:10:00
  - Ronald fatality (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 12:10:47
- Andy Coal (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 12:09:07
- Andrew Coal (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, May 21, 12:08:25
  - accepted (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 12:11:44
- Barry Whatdotheydoin Train ing (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 21, 12:07:32
  - lollage. They wont te come to my cooldstore (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 12:08:27
- David Platform (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 12:07:29
- Steam Malbranque (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, May 21, 12:06:45
- Jamie Carriager (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 12:05:57
  - you beauty (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 12:06:49
Fancy playing at Carrow Rd? (NCFC) - Scrimmager, May 21, 11:11:04
- I'm playing on Saturday... (NCFC) - Dog, May 21, 11:53:25
  - Cheap bastard (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 11:55:28
- Can I be your manager? I have no footballing qualifications but my daughter loves me. (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 11:48:03
  - Can I be your manager? I have relegated lots of teams and I'm a complete cunt as well (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 21, 11:52:28
- I'll play - you've got mail (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 21, 11:44:03
- Suggest you play Charles21 in 'the hole'. He likes it there. (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 11:39:40
  - how did you know? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 21, 11:41:36
    - I was referring to the Joe Colesque version (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 11:46:48
- It's impossible to cross the ball accurately on that playing surface (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 11:36:15
  - hi lee (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 21, 11:37:10
    - I've been unlucky with bobbles (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 11:38:21
      - (for several years) (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 11:38:47
- Yeah - Quite fancy that. Are you allowed to play if (like me) (NCFC) - Bertie Bertschin, May 21, 11:35:12
- could be your opportunity to be picked up for that lW slot ;-) (n/m) (NCFC) - Scrimmager, May 21, 11:22:02
- I may take 2 places depends on individual cost, GK & Centre half. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, May 21, 11:18:21
- I'd have probably been up for that, but I can't do that date. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 11:14:14
- we really are plumbing the depths now (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 21, 11:14:06
  - I played there Monday afternoon (NCFC) - duke of york, May 21, 11:27:12
    - you disgust me (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 21, 11:29:32
      - One of our players scored a screamer from (NCFC) - duke of york, May 21, 11:45:12
    - the violin? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 21, 11:29:11
  - ?1000 a time (NCFC) - Charles21, May 21, 11:19:36
    - Thats how he was spotted in the 1st place (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 11:37:26
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 21, 11:21:04
  - Actually we have been doing that closed season for years. Stop picking and Troll off. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, May 21, 11:19:05
    - Aye, i did it with a group of mates last year. One of whom STILL bangs on about scoring (NCFC) - megson, May 21, 11:23:41
      - lol. Heard hes quality though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellow Ice, May 21, 11:26:44
    - well i don't agree with it (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 21, 11:22:03
      - fool (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 21, 11:27:27
- playing what? Can football be played on it for example? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, May 21, 11:12:09
  - I'm up for cricket (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 21, 11:13:58
Any word from the freak that is Thorpe Canary? (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 21, 10:58:48
- his head fell off (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 21, 12:04:29
- rumours is (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 21, 11:00:20
  - has this ever happened before? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 21, 11:02:45
Upside down view of calculator spotted in Carrow Road office. (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, May 20, 15:10:44
- bollocks if you just saw that. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, May 20, 15:20:05
- I dunt understand - calculators dint exist when I was at skool (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, May 20, 15:14:09
- ... (Other Football) - Tony Martin, May 20, 15:13:54
- I used to do that on my calculator at school (Other Football) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 20, 15:12:36
Lita and Lee are we having a laugh?? Never going to happen... (NCFC) - walksie, May 20, 14:57:40
- scummer on a wind up (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 20, 15:02:51
- I think it's utter bollocks too (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, May 20, 15:01:06
  - well that's official then (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 15:04:00
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 20, 15:07:48
- selwyn (n/m) (NCFC) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 14:59:55
god they are taking their time (n/m) (NCFC) - insideinfo, May 20, 14:03:26
- will you buy everyone a drink when it doesn't happen (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 20, 14:10:25
- will everyone buy me a drink when this is confirmed? (n/m) (NCFC) - insideinfo, May 20, 14:04:28
  - you'll get bummed up the arse whatever happens (n/m) (NCFC) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 14:06:33
    - i wouldnt mind that actually (NCFC) - insideinfo, May 20, 14:07:03
      - I'll give you a reacharound. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 20, 14:09:34
  - I will buy you two......... seing its about as realistic as some of the hands on Sky Poker (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, May 20, 14:06:18
  - i will, leave your email address (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 20, 14:05:44
Official news imminent nm (n/m) (NCFC) - insideinfo, May 20, 13:55:25
- clingan to ITFC? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 20, 14:00:44
- users online are up a bit (n/m) (NCFC) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 14:00:19
  - It's because word got out (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 20, 14:01:11
    - He's Back! (NCFC) - Calvin Phillips, May 20, 14:02:19
      - and this time it's personal! Selwyns the prequal to the sequal (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 20, 14:03:53
      - BOO (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, May 20, 14:03:32
- great! this is just like when hucks signed! (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, May 20, 13:59:50
  - except it was you who was telling us everything (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 14:00:47
    - I know nothing now (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, May 20, 14:10:20
      - yeah that had become apparent! (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 14:15:15
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 20, 14:21:31
        
        and i nearly lumped on (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 14:24:33
        
        That was from horse's mouth! (NCFC) - duke of york, May 20, 14:26:40
        
        your hearing? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 14:29:07
        
        shut it (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, May 20, 14:40:38
        
        will do boss (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 20, 14:43:14
- nice one fella. You're a top man. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 20, 13:59:29
- FFS TWAT (NCFC) - strap_on sally, May 20, 13:57:56
- the officicial news that concerns you was this morning - sheepeshanks has gone (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 20, 13:57:38
- cheeseburgers (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, May 20, 13:55:46
which top club will you be supporting next season? (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 19, 12:35:40
- Norwich and Bordeaux, as always. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arganth, May 19, 13:00:00
  - Going back (or up) to your convo about biking in the... (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, May 19, 23:12:45
    - "On the Boulazac to Poitiers stretch..." (Other Football) - DJ Ginga, May 19, 23:17:00
- Chelsea (Other Football) - duke of york, May 19, 12:55:30
- Saints for me. (Other Football) - CB41, May 19, 12:44:17
  - egg chasing? (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 19, 12:44:59
    - Yep. Shall also be glory hunting if they go up - (Other Football) - CB41, May 19, 12:49:24
- Whoever Liverpool are playing (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, May 19, 12:40:20
  - me too (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, May 19, 12:48:20
  - troll (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, May 19, 12:41:06
    - er no (Other Football) - Charles21, May 19, 12:43:09
I have just had my postman........................ (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, May 19, 11:08:33
- What's wrong with that? (n/m) (General Chat) - IED in Selwyns Pants, May 19, 11:25:36
  - Nothing i suppose if you are a BNP supporter and agree with the racist shit (n/m) (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, May 19, 11:38:08
    - Wow you're so PC and awesome. (General Chat) - BucksYella, May 19, 12:19:23
- Is it an official Election thingy? (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 19, 11:12:06
  - Yes it is an election leaflet, though it does tell me to use it as a poster (General Chat) - CarlsbergCanary, May 19, 11:17:25
    - I had them last week, BNP, Green Party and UKIP. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, May 19, 11:20:50
      - whats wrong with UKIP? (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 19, 11:43:07
        
        Myopic, self-centered Little Englanders - every one of them seems to be a (General Chat) - CB41, May 19, 11:49:17
        
        yup thats correct, cant help but think we could do with some good business minded (General Chat) - Tony Martin, May 19, 11:54:07
      - I think as long as these twats pay their deposits.. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, May 19, 11:27:01
Only one of our youth players supports NCFC (NCFC) - Jumbo1, May 19, 09:49:37
- Tyree Clarke looks like a beast, if he's good at footy get him in he wont take any stick! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 19, 10:29:40
- Dario Dumic (NCFC) - Metabolic, May 19, 10:02:29
  - He can't even train his eyes on the camera? (NCFC) - Dog, May 19, 10:07:44
- That Kenny Reeves will make it reckon. (NCFC) - jafski, May 19, 09:54:26
  - i reckon Master Gordon might make it too (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 10:05:14
    - Flash? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 19, 10:05:41
      - aaah-aah (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 19, 10:20:50
  - ^^^ chippy ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, May 19, 09:56:04
    - Kenny "Chippy" Reeves. Nah doesn't work. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, May 19, 09:58:52
- Johnbull Omoregie...what sort of name is that? (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, May 19, 09:52:36
Looking bad for Saints... (Other Football) - BungysPie, May 18, 15:07:11
- someone will always come in, they will get bought for a bargain in the end (n/m) (Other Football) - Tony Martin, May 18, 15:25:37
- I really hope they get one, yet in some ways, if the worst happens it would have benefits (Other Football) - megson, May 18, 15:23:58
- Sporsored link on that page! (Other Football) - BSE Canary, May 18, 15:11:27
  - I liiked the last comment - ".... winding us fans uo ...." - err, (Other Football) - CB41, May 18, 15:39:41
Your top 5 least liked Norwich players of the 21st Century (NCFC) - Charles21, May 18, 14:21:32
- You all seem to be forgetting steve walsh (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, May 18, 15:23:25
  - i actually thought of him (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 18, 15:24:18
- Tony Powell...and I'm not just being a bitch (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, May 18, 14:52:33
- Brellier, Hartson, Helveg, Jonson, Sibierski (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 18, 14:36:30
  - I liked helveg... (NCFC) - Alan, May 18, 14:46:20
    - Okay, I'll swap him for Louis-Jean then. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 18, 14:50:26
  - I heard from someone that Jonson's 1st game he was so unfit, he came off 1/2 (NCFC) - songwriter, May 18, 14:43:48
    - should've played up front (NCFC) - Charles21, May 18, 14:45:37
  - why didn't you like helveg? (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 18, 14:37:34
    - No he wasn't (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 18, 14:41:47
      - um..... (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 18, 14:43:59
        
        ...bongo (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 18, 14:45:20
    - no he wasn't (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 18, 14:37:44
      - our fortunes changed when he and bentley were recalled (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 18, 14:38:20
        
        Bentley wasn't recalled (NCFC) - Charles21, May 18, 14:39:53
        
        poi (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 18, 14:41:07
        
        poi (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 18, 14:39:20
        
        that was just a noise (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 18, 14:39:44
- no particular order (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 18, 14:36:18
- Including Loan Players??????? (NCFC) - CarlsbergCanary, May 18, 14:35:44
- Hughes, Jarrett, Marshall, Murray, Fotheringham (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, May 18, 14:34:47
- Top 5 Favs and Top 5 Dislikes of the 21st Century (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 18, 14:32:58
  - croft ahead of malky? (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 18, 14:34:12
    - I think i could name 5 i'd sooner have than lee croft. at the very least. (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, May 18, 14:36:05
      - 20 here (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 18, 14:37:01
        
        No way better than any of them... (NCFC) - Alan, May 18, 14:47:53
- Stll blubbing because Croft doesn't want to play for a shit League One club? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, May 18, 14:30:59
  - I personally.. (NCFC) - Alan, May 18, 14:34:55
  - haha - was there a big blubby reaction? Dunno why - the only player (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 18, 14:34:32
    - Far too good for us... ffs (NCFC) - Alan, May 18, 14:37:24
    - Ripped most FB's to shreds in the games I went to this season (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, May 18, 14:36:29
      - before crossing to the crowd (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 18, 14:37:13
        
        True but its not like he had anyone to aim at (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, May 18, 15:20:28
    - i wouldn't say he's good tbh (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 18, 14:35:41
      - He's useful if you have other threats. He is attacking, and when he's on his game will (NCFC) - megson, May 18, 14:42:02
  - yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 18, 14:33:00
    - actually, I change that (NCFC) - Charles21, May 18, 14:33:54
  - agreed (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 18, 14:32:45
- ok... (NCFC) - Alan, May 18, 14:28:08
- hmmmm (NCFC) - SCC 28, May 18, 14:25:48
  - ooops, forgot Russell (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 18, 14:28:32
- No they aren't. Not even close. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, May 18, 14:22:49
  - oh (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, May 18, 14:29:00
  - agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, May 18, 14:24:55