1. Reinforce all Norfolk sea walls

2. Get loads of really heavy stuff and plonk it on the Welsh coast instead

3. Erase Thetford

4. Ditto most of Kings Lynn

5. Go to (football) war with Parl-arse

6. Encourage the love of fishy finger sandwiches/baps

7. Triple carriage way the A and M11s

8. Campaign for Love on the Terraces to become the official song of the NNP

9. Introduce a campaign that encourages the people of Norfolk to see some of the ready of the country - particularly London so they're not so scared/ignorant

10. Ban stupid feathery haircuts and badly cut jeans

Posted By: Fierce Panda on June 8th 2009 at 13:19:49

Message Thread

Let's form a Norfolk Nationalist Party - what should our policies be? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 8, 13:06:45
- i daren't say roight now as i'm curently in suffolk (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jun 8, 13:42:54
- Introduction of Poomers at special reserves in the Broads and N Norfolk (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 8, 13:40:42
  - and Coypoos (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jun 8, 13:44:41
    - but BAN all magpies....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 8, 13:46:07
      - Eat them. Magpie Pies. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 13:48:19
        
        with colmans mustard and a bag of kettle chrisps (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 8, 13:51:12
- compulsary use of Colmans products. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 8, 13:30:50
- free lapdancing for all NCFC season ticket holders. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 8, 13:29:20
- teach Norfolk people to drive properly for a start! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jun 8, 13:28:06
- motorways into norfolk, state backing of ncfc, tax people who live in Ipswich double, ban (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jun 8, 13:20:49
  - build an undergound railway in Norwich and ban all cars. Except mine. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 13:27:35
    - BUILD A MOTHER FUCKING TRAM SYSTEM LIKE WHAT THEY HAD IN THOSE OLDEN DAYS (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 8, 13:30:19
      - THERE'S TOO MANY FUKKERN PARKUNRIDE BUSES WITH ONLY 4 OR 5 MOONFACES ON 'EM (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 13:32:28
- 1. Reinforce all Norfolk sea walls (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 8, 13:19:49
  - small amends (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 13:20:32
    - 4. (General Chat) - DemoniCanary, Jun 8, 14:11:23
    - Agreed... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jun 8, 13:24:23
    - 9. (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 13:22:17
      - could have a ritual slaying of his effigy each year (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 13:46:25
- We could get Stupid Barry to represent us the the Yurvision Song Contest (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 13:16:51
- Pre-emptive nuclear strike on Piswich (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jun 8, 13:11:14
- Remember Ian Gibson's idea of trains from Norwich NOT stopping at Ipswich (General Chat) - camcan, Jun 8, 13:10:43
- Immigrants welcome but must learn to speak Norfolk int ut. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jun 8, 13:10:28
- National dish: bloater washed down with a tankard of Wherry (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 8, 13:09:26
- Strict border controls especially to the south (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jun 8, 13:08:18
- Cheese on Toast Day as a National Holiday (General Chat) - Tombs, Jun 8, 13:07:28

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