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We're staying Up!!!!! (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 23:16:34
- In the name of God Charles, calm down. Have you been drinking? (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 23:42:38
  - I was wandering back from class today and I saw (NCFC) - shoddy, Apr 23, 23:45:53
    - drank a couple of them one night (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 23:54:47
      - ah that's a fallacy (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 24, 00:22:08
        
        a marketing ploy apparently (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 24, 00:22:23
    - %?...I can't even bring myself to look at the answer (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 23:50:34
      - 70%. They were also selling Absinthe fountains and spoons. its a naughty drink! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Apr 24, 00:33:04
MoFo has been rather quiet about the Towergate profits (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 22:52:05
- he's waiting for us to go down and then he can say 'i told you cullum didn't care' (n/m) (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 22:58:40
  - Cullum was never going in with Delia. (NCFC) - shoddy, Apr 23, 23:15:08
The Irish problem, you must read this. (Other Football) - shoddy, Apr 23, 22:34:24
- Didn't say why they called him Roy though (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 23:07:52
- Daddy! (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 22:39:44
  - Chips! (n/m) (Other Football) - mr chimp, Apr 23, 22:47:52
open day and end of season tour (NCFC) - gls, Apr 23, 22:25:50
- Dartford (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 22:28:28
  - ha ha! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Apr 23, 22:38:36
- the open day has been moved to 4th May (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 22:28:19
  - fuggit - it's sarf the river intut (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 22:30:53
The permutations are bollock-boggling (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 23, 22:07:35
6 POINTS - It's all that matters (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 22:00:29
- Just back, have I missed anything? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Apr 23, 22:19:15
  - saints - 10 points (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 22:23:23
Anyone here who is sceptical of global warming..finally cast iron proof (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Apr 23, 21:59:34
- you ought to have a word with Somkin' Joey Barton (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 22:27:30
Can I make a blub about something that has made me cross over the last two seasons? (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Apr 23, 21:42:17
- I guess, apart from 03/04 though :s (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 21:44:26
- blub(: (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:43:20
saints -10.good or bad for us? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:32:31
- Should have been -9 really. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 23, 21:36:53
- marginally bad (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 21:35:52
  - Disagree (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 23, 21:38:26
    - er - but before the penalty, they'd have been playing NF with championship status at stake (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 21:41:07
    - agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 21:40:44
      - agreed with what? They can't possibly have *more* of an incentive to beat Forest (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 21:42:11
        
        Incentive is the same (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 23, 21:48:20
        
        post penalty - win *could* be the difference, next season (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 21:52:52
        
        For the 4th time then... (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 23, 21:54:35
        
        in no way can you suggest the incentive is "the same" (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 21:51:15
        
        put that way... (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 21:57:16
        
        You're right (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 23, 21:55:05
        
        blimey. I take it back. Good effort. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 21:57:27
        
        I tell you what though (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 23, 22:00:06
        
        I know. It's fucking horrible, isn't it? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 22:02:39
        
        I know. Judge is having one of his moments. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 21:54:10
        
        they would (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 21:45:55
        
        blimey. This is like pulling teeth. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 21:50:42
        
        no (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 21:56:03
        
        I don't know (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 21:44:27
    - HOW DO YOU MEAN? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:40:21
      - keep up piggy (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 21:44:11
        
        Judgey was wrong tho (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 21:47:03
        
        But it could yet be better for us (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 23, 21:50:19
        
        let's look at the potential risk (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 21:49:09
        
        doin my head in this lot (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:48:55
        
        sorry didnt realise (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:45:40
        
        that's ok (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 21:46:32
      - Jesus, I'm deaf (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 23, 21:41:04
  - who do barnsley have last game? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:37:19
    - yup, they've got Tyke McCarthy at home, and then Plymuff away (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 21:39:19
    - plymuff, I believe. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 21:37:46
      - oh yeah-plimuff not out of it! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:39:13
        
        Only one of Plymouth and Barnsley can get 6 points, so good news for us (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 21:41:02
- I'd say its a bit of both. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 21:34:39
  - thats what i was thinking-anychance they might fold now? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:36:00
can someone send me a long sleeved shirt to york? (NCFC) - postcodelottery, Apr 23, 21:19:15
- bonus balls (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 21:21:38
  - If he's going to troll (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 21:24:27
    - or hurtful (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Apr 23, 21:25:27
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 21:25:42
    - He's a bit hit and miss is tombs (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 21:25:09
      - His and stringer's vitriolic outbursts (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 21:26:21
im looling forward to satdees games-did i see 1 of them was on sky at lunchtime? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:11:55
- ^^^^mincer (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 23, 21:29:57
- im rofling forward to them. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 21:12:49
  - lol-oops (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:13:49
    - KEEP THE FAITH SELLERS - KEEP THE FAITH SELLERS - KEEP THE FAITH SELLERS (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 23, 21:15:02
      - i honestly think we can do it-is 1 on at lunchtime do you know? (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:16:21
        
        Forest you silly old pisstaker. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 21:16:52
        
        I've no idea who Forest play (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 21:25:10
        
        blackpool away-saints home (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:27:07
        
        funnily enough I don't know either. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 21:26:10
        
        cheers.be watching that (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:18:41
Doomcaster abstained, in case anyone wanted to know... (Other Football) - Sir Lurkalot, Apr 23, 20:55:23
- Sums up why we are in this position (Other Football) - Ben, Apr 23, 21:16:16
  - Completely wrong in the case (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Apr 23, 21:38:34
    - I think he was cracking a funny (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Apr 23, 22:00:38
      - I didn't think he was - hence the reply (n/m) (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Apr 23, 23:01:30
      - I honestly don't (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 22:11:30
        
        That would be a bit sad (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Apr 23, 22:15:32
        
        well yes (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 22:18:37
        
        Well they have taken us to the brink of League One (Other Football) - Ben, Apr 23, 23:02:40
        
        it is possible to recognise that a new owner/chairman/chief exec. is what is needed (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 23:10:22
        
        Well now you're just making things up (Other Football) - Ben, Apr 23, 23:24:43
    - You don't get anywhere in football being nice (n/m) (Other Football) - Ben, Apr 23, 21:59:38
      - There's a big difference - (Other Football) - KentonCanary, Apr 23, 23:08:06
        
        I haven't questioned his ethics (Other Football) - Ben, Apr 23, 23:28:43
      - yep, but being a cunt makes you Gorgeous Glenny Roeder (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 22:42:58
  - i was wondering why he didnt stick the knife in but didnt wana be 1st to say so! (n/m) (Other Football) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:17:54
    - because he is inept, I really can't stand that guy. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 21:18:39
- abstained hs pants. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 21:06:19
- I did and i liked it . Thanks (Other Football) - Bristol Graham, Apr 23, 20:57:48
  - Shut up ponce (n/m) (Other Football) - Graham Nine, Apr 23, 21:13:44
    - I hate you (n/m) (Other Football) - Bristol Graham, Apr 23, 21:23:25
  - Thanks, I shall - feel much better now. (n/m) (Other Football) - Sir Lurkalot, Apr 23, 21:02:09
    - I read it and feel you could have probed him much deeper (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 21:03:30
      - Pooper valve? (n/m) (Other Football) - Sir Lurkalot, Apr 23, 21:04:36
        
        chocolate starfish! (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 21:05:53
      - That would have made his specs steam up (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 21:04:22
- I read it. And almost drew that out as a post in itself. (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 20:57:18
  - Speaks v well but as for good company, can't say. (Other Football) - Sir Lurkalot, Apr 23, 20:59:53
    - Oh that's ok then (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Apr 23, 21:03:13
FAO ALL WRATHERS-please accept my sincere apoligies for being such (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 20:50:13
- bender (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Apr 23, 22:10:41
- GAY (n/m) (NCFC) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Apr 23, 21:14:55
  - if you say so (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:19:54
- we've got our selwyn back, we've got our selwyn back... (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 20:59:54
- oh god selwyn's turned into a hippy (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 20:56:10
  - I'm just watching Frank Gallagher stumble along the street blind drunk (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 20:58:10
- Why have you gone gay all of a sudden? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Apr 23, 20:54:00
- Well done selwyn. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 20:51:29
  - enough is enough mate-dont know why i did it,i just got the reputation and (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 20:54:13
    - Good on you. I'll remind you of this the next time you cheer a goal aginst us though... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 20:55:57
      - i wont and never have in my heart-im city through n through and till i die (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 20:58:11
- selwyn's back on the potato wine again (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 23, 20:50:53
  - im serious-ive said sorry-i can do no more (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 20:55:36
    - I'm sure pants could think of something (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Apr 23, 21:01:12
      - Well yeah, like remember the last time (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 21:18:20
        
        you have never accepted an apology from me before-you just ignored it (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:23:31
        
        oh yeah, so you went and proved me wrong didn't you? (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 21:26:41
        
        I can't see any Garys in there (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Apr 23, 21:22:58
        
        no mention of Gary Holt?..... (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 21:21:13
        
        must have a shit memory (n/m) (NCFC) - nixon, Apr 23, 21:25:39
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 20:52:23
    - i didnt expect YOU to accept my apology pants (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 20:59:20
      - That's the spirit selwyn - very humble (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 23, 21:02:26
        
        pants wont accept it whatever i say though-ive tried before with him (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:04:38
        
        The in the spirit of new humility perhaps ignoring him would be wiser? (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 23, 21:07:02
        
        i will -but you would think i would be given the benefit of the doubt (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:09:44
      - Well, you are a cry wolf/attention seeker (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 21:01:39
      - easy, now... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 20:59:51
        
        well! pants is an exception lol- i have tried (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Apr 23, 21:01:43
    - ah - i havent looked at that mp3 yet (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 20:53:26
      - Ahh, I loves it (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 20:54:10
  - bully (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 20:51:54
Just been on a conference - the guest (NCFC) - Sir Lurkalot, Apr 23, 20:37:03
Wycombe and pieman sitting in a tree... (NCFC) - dear prudence, Apr 23, 20:24:05
- And your point is? (n/m) (NCFC) - pieman63, Apr 23, 20:37:03
Ben, could we lose the f**tard please? Thanks (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 20:19:41
Mick McCarthy [Wolves manager] is a die hard Barnsley fan (NCFC) - ingi, Apr 23, 20:19:36
- If you were him though, you'd want a trophy, and it on record that Wolves were champions (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 20:34:04
  - football players and managers don't take following clubs seriously (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 23, 20:40:38
- I don't think MIck is playing though. (n/m) (NCFC) - The Editor of Milk, Apr 23, 20:30:17
  - no, but he could select a weakened team (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 23, 20:41:26
    - Or let them go out on the piss all week (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Apr 23, 20:45:35
Dear Wycombe Yellow (General Chat) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:49:56
- Veiled threats on a message board eh (General Chat) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:54:40
  - I'm sure you didn't upset him, I think he just assumes (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 23, 20:10:07
- Oh and please come back again (General Chat) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:51:49
Nope. Looks like I misheard. Just the one place to avoid, then. Phew. Bye Saints, ta. (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 23, 19:35:35
- one should be enough for us :( (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 23, 19:47:18
- I ought to add: I take no pleasure in Saints' situation. Just a big dose of relief. (n/m) (Other Football) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 23, 19:40:12
  - Not even a little bit? (Other Football) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:41:12
- thank god for that eh? (Other Football) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:37:13
FAO Pieman (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 23, 19:34:28
- Sugbad the bad? (General Chat) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:36:18
  - Go away you tedious freak. I'm not playing. (n/m) (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 23, 19:37:11
    - LOL I'm bored playing with him now (General Chat) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:47:32
Come on Wycome, try harder. (General Chat) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:25:07
- come on Wycombe (General Chat) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:28:54
  - You've got at least 4/5 messages you haven't managed to deliver (General Chat) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:30:21
    - For somebody who doesn't seem to care (General Chat) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:32:32
      - Wibble. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 23, 19:32:51
        
        I think Wycombe is approaching climax (General Chat) - The Judge, Apr 23, 19:46:53
        
        Tummy wipes at the ready (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 20:51:30
        
        Approaching boredom. (General Chat) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:48:31
If I was an Ipswich Town fan (NCFC) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:20:28
- But you are :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:21:34
Southampton rep on 5 Live being utterly roasted by presenter right now (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Apr 23, 19:19:29
- Doesn't it show how desperate we have become? (Other Football) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:24:12
  - We? Who? Ipswich? (n/m) (Other Football) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:25:39
    - No us you freak (Other Football) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:26:52
      - YEAAAAAAAAY - the six finger gag! (Other Football) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:28:02
        
        Spoilt for choice where I can go next (Other Football) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:28:57
        
        You could try and be original (Other Football) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:29:22
- It was a former Chairman - gibbering like a twat! priceless (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Apr 23, 19:22:27
- Like peanuts? (n/m) (Other Football) - Dull Man In Holland, Apr 23, 19:20:27
- GAY (n/m) (Other Football) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Apr 23, 19:19:43
Dear Wycombe Yellow (General Chat) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:08:45
- Seriously though, from one budgie to another (General Chat) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:11:16
  - GAY (n/m) (General Chat) - IED in Selwyns Pants, Apr 23, 19:17:30
  - Er, you're not a budgie (General Chat) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:12:29
    - It really is a top hole wheeze (General Chat) - The Judge, Apr 23, 19:14:59
    - how about the old six finger gags? (General Chat) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:13:39
      - I came on here expecting intelligent discussion (General Chat) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:15:46
        
        No you didn't (General Chat) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:17:01
        
        You're very perceptive (General Chat) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:19:01
        
        Thanks very much (General Chat) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:20:53
        
        He he! (General Chat) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:21:56
        
        Because Jim Magilton was so very very good lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:23:18
        
        Shall we just ignore him now? (General Chat) - The Judge, Apr 23, 19:26:44
        
        He did OK there last season didn't he? (General Chat) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:25:31
        
        Yep, he was fabulous (General Chat) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:26:52
evening all. Did I just hear the radio say the saints might NOT be down? (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 23, 19:04:48
- hang on - they're talking about it on talksport now (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 23, 19:09:28
  - Hmmm - not expecting much in the way of intelligent scrutiny then (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 23, 19:11:05
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 20:35:18
    - It's Danny Kelly: he usually has a good try (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 23, 19:11:54
      - v true - a pearl among swine (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 23, 19:15:51
- that's right (NCFC) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:08:13
  - Fuck off and whittle your dick, cumsponge (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Apr 23, 19:09:56
  - More Wycombe more - you're a comedy genius! (n/m) (NCFC) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:09:18
My song for the run-out prior to the game Monday. (Pinch of salt please)......... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 23, 18:49:08
- Sod Miagi. Is Jesus available monday? (NCFC) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 18:53:34
  - But with Crane kick 'if done properly,there no defence'. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 23, 18:54:19
    - With Gunny they're more likely to see an 'air kick' (NCFC) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 18:57:08
      - better than an air head my little friend... (n/m) (NCFC) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:23:56
I'm just off to watch Anglia News (NCFC) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 18:15:41
- Fuck off you tedious scum cunt (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 23, 19:00:58
  - I'm not tedious mate (NCFC) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:04:27
    - Oh believe me you are :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:06:22
    - A couple of things (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 23, 19:05:23
      - You're right there (NCFC) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:07:00
        
        No fellas, I think we all know who the idiot is. (NCFC) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:10:09
- God, I really wish we had Roy Keane - such a lovely guy! (NCFC) - pieman63, Apr 23, 18:58:49
  - Defnitely the beard... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 23, 19:04:08
    - You mean he comes once a year (NCFC) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:07:08
      - Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 23, 19:11:27
- there will probably be something about the St Johns Ambulance.. (NCFC) - colincanary, Apr 23, 18:17:32
  - Lol, if you can guarantee one thing and one thing only... (NCFC) - Flightmech, Apr 23, 19:35:23
  - Aaargh! They're even all over the news (NCFC) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 18:21:02
    - Who do you actually think you're kidding? (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Apr 23, 19:01:28
    - let's hope they can select a few fans to talk to who aren't utterly retarded (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 23, 18:48:09
      - Hope they can find a few fans full stop... (n/m) (NCFC) - pieman63, Apr 23, 18:59:30
        
        You won't on the streets (NCFC) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:01:29
        
        High profile future PMSL (NCFC) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:03:07
        
        Have you switched on a tv today or listened to a radio? (NCFC) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:09:17
        
        errr, no, it's all about Roy Keane (NCFC) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:18:48
        
        Oh right (NCFC) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:21:14
        
        Why would they bother talking about them? (n/m) (NCFC) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:22:29
Best thing about taking your wife and sister to a Norwich game? (NCFC) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 17:54:26
- What is the point of this message? (NCFC) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:01:45
  - Even more odd (NCFC) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 19:05:24
    - Just logged on mate (NCFC) - pieman63, Apr 23, 19:19:42
- This Norwich fan has it about right... (NCFC) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 18:11:57
  - Compared to me, who came in at 3am, slightly merry, heard the rumours of Roy Keane (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 23, 18:23:50
    - Cor, on a school night? (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 23, 18:43:25
      - My mum said no, but I climed down the drainpipe when she wasnt looking (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 23, 18:48:49
        
        Good skills sir!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Apr 23, 18:49:23
- Best thing about taking your whole family and your town to an Ipswich home game.. (NCFC) - colincanary, Apr 23, 18:05:00
  - Portman Road 5 minutes before kick off... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 23, 18:12:15
  - Ipswich Town Tourism Board's latest crowd puller (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 18:06:06
- someone already cracked that hilarious gag you boring cunt (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 23, 18:03:31
- I'd just like to clarify, if you go to a Norwich game, and there's 3 of you, you need more (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 18:01:12
- Is this Triple Gender Schizophrenia? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 17:56:20
  - No it's me Wycombe_Yella (NCFC) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 18:00:45
    - way to go (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 18:04:26
Joe Barton's been making an arse of himself (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 17:49:07
Anyone got an ipod touch? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 23, 17:47:55
- The iphone is the best mobile phone I have ever had by a country mile (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 18:33:22
  - haha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 18:37:33
- I've had one for 3 weeks, had to send it back to Apple today... (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 23, 18:23:51
  - the elves from elves and the shoemaker have had it. (n/m) (NCFC) - bobble, Apr 23, 19:38:22
  - Mine did that when i left it plugged into an off PC. (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 23, 19:32:33
  - turn it off when you go to bed then (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 18:39:06
    - I did have it turned off during the night... (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 26, 15:58:29
- Yes and i love it. (n/m) (NCFC) - lurd, Apr 23, 17:55:29
  - why? (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 23, 18:02:04
    - How much music have you got?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Apr 23, 18:24:08
      - well I currently have a 160gb ipod classic (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 23, 18:50:13
Norwich voted best team of all time (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 17:44:51
Any team news for Mundee? (n/m) (NCFC) - TheDribblingKnight, Apr 23, 17:41:45
- yep (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 17:44:17
- No Pattison Cureton Fotheringham Leijer or Killen (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 17:42:34
  - Croos or Bone neither (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Apr 23, 17:43:16
    - *Cross (n/m) (NCFC) - colincanary, Apr 23, 17:44:10
Oi CB41.. (General Chat) - colincanary, Apr 23, 17:39:26
- as opposed to having a negative orgasm? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 17:40:20
  - Norgasm? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 23, 17:40:55
    - as in Cum on Norgasm? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 17:41:18
      - Cheap one = Poorgasm. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 23, 17:42:48
        
        For the clean shaven purists, there's the BryanGasm (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 17:44:14
        
        On the ground = Floorgasm (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 23, 17:43:05
        
        On hoiday = tourgasm. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 23, 17:43:23
        
        Gasm Holt (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 17:45:16
        
        Could end up like the Pot Noodle joke................ (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 23, 17:44:28
- Blue sky over NR1. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 23, 17:39:59
  - On nights tomorrow and all weekend looking after YOUR systems ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Apr 23, 17:41:39
    - Wa!!! Not this new 'capture tool' by per chance? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 23, 17:53:08
      - We support it all, but don't blame us we don't write it ! (n/m) (General Chat) - colincanary, Apr 23, 17:56:38
        
        Had our hour and a half training - all fairyl straightforward ( and a waste of time) (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Apr 23, 17:59:26
Simon Clegg on Five Live. Apparently they already get good gates!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 17:22:06
- he was good in Hot Fuzz (NCFC) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 17:36:17
- Cleggy? (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 23, 17:26:53
  - Smeggy (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 17:36:43
  - is that you in the middle? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 17:28:08
    - No, 'cos that's OG. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 17:28:46
      - No, this is OG (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 23, 17:30:16
  - No. Clegg. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 17:27:57
- Bucks i dont think Ive ever seen you post something non scum related (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 23, 17:24:37
  - He is a bizarre little chap innie? (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 17:37:23
    - I can tolerate him but he is not as bad as some on here. (n/m) (NCFC) - TheDribblingKnight, Apr 23, 17:38:58
  - Burglary is up 20%...oh f**k I've done it again (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 17:31:18
  - is he the one who's the twat in the chatroom? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 17:30:31
    - That's Bucks Canary (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 17:38:30
      - thats Bucks Canary with the space. The other one has no space. (n/m) (NCFC) - TheDribblingKnight, Apr 23, 17:40:27
        
        Thank f**k somebody has noticed. Bucks Canary and Bucks Yella are the same person (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 17:44:06
        
        why don't you do yourself a favour and change your username? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 23, 17:51:59
    - That'll be the other one...who may also be Bucks yella, Silent witness etct (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 17:33:10
    - to be fair (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 17:31:28
      - Aye, you do get the odd idiot comparing people to hitler and stuff (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 17:39:05
        
        Not clever enough to understand (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 18:08:22
        
        righto (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 18:31:27
        
        Can't find where I said that (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 18:56:42
        
        haha (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 19:02:31
        
        context. details. etc etc (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 17:40:11
      - yes, you are right. Replace *the* with *a*. And then carry on carrying on. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 17:32:22
- obsessed (n/m) (NCFC) - forwards, Apr 23, 17:23:12
I dont feel sorry for the saints at all. (NCFC) - usacanary, Apr 23, 17:17:15
- Agree with all of that. Another club promoting this idea that you build a stadium (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 17:21:20
  - not sure they're promoting it tbh (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 17:23:39
- "Why should we feel sorry for a club who has clearly overspent their budget." (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 23, 17:20:44
- "I said it a few weeks ago" well whoop de fucking doo (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 23, 17:20:35
  - Lovely old needless group bullying (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 17:26:14
    - usacanary can defend himself (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 17:32:43
    - Will I now be injected with aids? (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 23, 17:27:47
      - context, details, etc etc (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 17:28:39
        
        Dont you start getting all precious. repeat after me...... (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 23, 17:31:05
        
        rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 17:31:34
      - No, he said needless bullying (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 17:28:38
        
        Quality. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 17:30:33
        
        haha Wotb breathes a collective sigh of relief as the business as usual connection (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 17:33:16
        
        thread pimpage imo (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 23, 17:32:16
        
        *rimshot* (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 17:29:14
    - but he's a cunt who talks bollocks (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 17:27:39
  - yes. I was about to post the same, only wouldn't have done it so well. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 17:23:54
    - Well yeah, you can't beat a bit of random spite on a Thursday afternoon (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 17:27:04
      - exactly. now fuck off. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 23, 17:28:14
  - *applauds* (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 17:22:43
  - haha (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 17:21:34
- people were sorry for the fans not the club you cunt (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 17:18:12
Wishing all the scummers would eff off, along with their new 'manager' (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 17:10:22
- *PANTSBOT MALFUNCTION* (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 23, 17:15:07
  - He typed them up from memory (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 23, 17:16:17
    - ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 17:17:51
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 17:27:36
      - "ay oop, I'll be back" (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 23, 17:19:31
- And that's just pantses usernames. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 17:12:01
  - Your wrong... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Apr 23, 17:17:51
  - There's an 'Arizona Bummer' in there (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 23, 17:15:54
    - There invariably is this time of year (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 23, 17:16:48
    - About three on 'em. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 17:16:35
      - ihateconkersheisahom (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 17:17:51
        
        and Dave Hedgehog. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 23, 17:21:03
        
        Sometimes , when i'm bored (General Chat) - Small, Apr 23, 17:24:18
        
        I think I'd have to be quite bored. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 17:30:05
Wife and sister were in the Jarrold for Watford game, so I've got to get them there for (NCFC) - megson, Apr 23, 16:58:08
- Should go to the ground the view is restricted a bit from the shop (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 23, 17:12:35
- your wife and sister? Surely that requires just one ticket :-D (NCFC) - baxterbasics, Apr 23, 17:02:36
  - All churches in Ipswich only have one side for the congregation (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 17:12:48
    - pants shows his green credentials by re-cycling that joke for the thousandth time (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 23, 17:18:16
      - I can see your petit coat showing tombs (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 17:31:10
- If they get tickets in another part of the ground, and we end up losing, your name will be (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 16:59:58
  - Well, its a choice between go or not i think, no other tickets. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 23, 17:02:15
    - wife and sister? link please (n/m) (NCFC) - forwards, Apr 23, 17:22:36
Roy Keane (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 23, 16:57:48
- Lager's off! (n/m) (Other Football) - Barmaid, Apr 23, 17:02:28
- From Black Cats to the Pack of Twats (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 16:59:37
WW0? (Other Football) - BucksYella, Apr 23, 16:56:40
- Why are you such a twat in the chatroom? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 23, 17:02:59
  - Mistaken identity, Sorry mr, thought you were Bucks Canary (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 23, 17:04:04
    - No problem (Other Football) - BucksYella, Apr 23, 17:04:50
      - haha (Other Football) - pants, Apr 23, 17:06:40
Do you know what? You're all right (NCFC) - swgf, Apr 23, 16:53:02
- So tell us again, why are you here? (NCFC) - pieman63, Apr 23, 18:57:48
- The story is Keane, not your pisspot outfit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 16:58:11
  - And...? (NCFC) - swgf, Apr 23, 17:11:46
- Bryan with a y please. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 16:54:58
  - Relegation with a capital R please (n/m) (NCFC) - sammyklingon, Apr 23, 16:59:05
    - At the beginning of a sentence yes, well done. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 17:00:31
IPSWICH & ROY KEANE (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 16:42:15
- Christ, you're going on about him more than the Town fans are! n/m (n/m) (Other Football) - Flightmech, Apr 23, 19:31:36
- Ipswich 'Stepping Stone' Town (n/m) (Other Football) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 16:48:46
- and Terry BUTCHer (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 23, 16:47:58
- Tractor Roy (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 16:46:18
  - Brian Hamilton (Other Football) - sammyklingon, Apr 23, 16:54:04
    - Not sure I give a shit tbh (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Apr 23, 17:16:26
Got to say, feel sorry to Saints and somewhat concerned we could be next! (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 23, 16:40:01
- How likely do you think that a serious possibility (NCFC) - Gunn n dusted, Apr 23, 16:46:19
  - I'm not concerned at all about administration. I'm VERY concerned about relegation, though (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 23, 16:52:40
    - I think it will be Barnsley (NCFC) - Gunn n dusted, Apr 23, 16:56:44
Been feeling a bit sorry for Southampton fans (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 16:39:46
- Stole my thunder! (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 23, 16:51:54
I feel like putting my foot through the tele. In fact, I'm off down the pub (Other Football) - Gunn n dusted, Apr 23, 16:35:37
'Take that you ****' - Keane's best quotes, this is on the eadt web site..nice! (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Apr 23, 16:35:13
anyone live in berlin? (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 16:22:18
- Berlincanary (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 16:32:05
  - how do you know that? (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 16:35:00
    - Because he's signed up to the newly launched Pantsbotworld, where you launch (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 16:58:03
      - lolistration (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 17:19:33
      - Does it still occasionally spew up the odd BUTCH by mistake? (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 23, 17:08:14
      - Can i sign up, that's save me loads of time, leaving me free to DO SOME WORK (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 23, 17:03:43
        
        Depends. Do you earn over 150k a year? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 17:11:25
        
        No (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 23, 17:17:17
    - Because (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 16:38:33
      - rumbled Old Git = Father Christmas. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 16:39:19
- about 3.5m people I believe. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 16:27:28
- i think Hitler used to (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 16:23:52
  - i've received some invitation to some dinner with gerhard schroeder (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 16:24:50
    - Just go for the food and beer then and then hit the town afterwards (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 23, 17:16:44
    - What's he talking about? (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 16:29:55
      - He'll be doing a Reverse Stan Boardman (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 16:32:06
        
        "We bombed an English chippy" shirely? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 16:39:17
      - Willis (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Apr 23, 16:31:41
    - He'll be gutted. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 23, 16:27:09
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - forwards, Apr 23, 16:23:50
Stop all this talk about Southampton. (NCFC) - Flightmech, Apr 23, 16:18:22
- whose new manager (NCFC) - south, Apr 23, 16:33:59
- What are your thoughts on his appointment? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 16:27:55
- FOYSC. (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 16:24:49
  - Of course, no offence taken! n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - Flightmech, Apr 23, 16:27:16
    - no, you misunderstand.......... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 16:29:55
- Who? (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 23, 16:22:40
He spent ?70 mill over 3 seasons. Not exactly mental money. (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 16:03:51
- Was not even three seasons really as (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Apr 23, 16:33:30
  - he took over after 3 (maybe 4?) games of the first season (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 16:41:41
- Here's the article by the way (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 16:10:08
- and sales? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 16:07:00
- Who? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Apr 23, 16:06:04
  - Oh yeah sorry, you were supposed to get that by osmosis. (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 16:08:03
  - The New Bryan Robson (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 16:06:38
- ^^ That deserves a proper Bunk and McNulty style "Fuuuuck", "Fuckity fuck", "Motherfucker" (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 16:05:14
- It's more than Arsenal have spent in three seasons (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 16:04:46
  - arsenal spent at least 400 million (Other Football) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 16:08:30
  - Eggzackerly. It boggles me that a figure like that could be palmed off as 'not that much' (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 16:06:34
    - You don't need to though (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 16:07:54
      - I'd rather not. *shudder* (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 16:09:41
        
        The joys of the Premiership (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 23, 16:16:47
        
        Indeed, league 1 is the new championship which was the new premiership (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 16:21:23
Has everyone finished prattling on about Ipswichfuckingtown yet? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 23, 15:55:34
- obviously not. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 15:56:56
- Sort of (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 23, 15:56:48
- I THINK so (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 15:56:45
- It's Southampton now - catch up! (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 15:56:33
  - I've been in my bunker polishing my helmet (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 23, 15:57:28
    - the new euphemism (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 23, 16:10:57
Will Southamptons do what Ken Bates did, and print the league table in the match programme (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 15:53:49
- Also the progamme had no page 12 aswell (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Apr 23, 15:57:49
  - or no page 15 as they were deduvted 15 points!! (n/m) (Other Football) - DiscoDaleGordon, Apr 23, 16:03:33
- probably. The programme is probably already printed by Friday (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 15:55:15
Barnsley are favourites to beat Wolves. . . (NCFC) - willpi, Apr 23, 15:52:52
- Yes, and we're favourites to beat Reading (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 15:56:00
  - no fucking way? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 15:56:54
    - Only checked on Bet365 (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 15:58:23
      - and coppell said they will rest players (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 16:01:54
      - we're 2.6 on betfair (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 16:01:13
        
        Is Betfair's commission equivalent to the extra 0.1 you'd get on Norwich? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 16:02:38
        
        no 0.05 on profit (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 16:06:46
- But at the same time, we'd be chuffed if Reading don't care monday? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 15:53:55
  - But they don't, do they? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 23, 16:00:08
  - yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 15:54:48
- since when have the bookies ever been right? (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 15:53:41
  - usually they are (n/m) (NCFC) - willpi, Apr 23, 15:55:00
  - Bookies go out of business all the time, always see them queueing up down the job centre. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 15:54:55
    - Bet you don't (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 23, 15:56:27
      - I'd lay that off if I were you (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 15:58:27
Will Rupert Lowes do what Ken Bates did, and print the league table in the match programme (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 15:50:43
- Has Munby got any links to Soton (Other Football) - east of hampstead, Apr 23, 15:59:07
  - I don't think the web was invented in 1557 (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 15:59:41
    - I can confirm that. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 16:00:46
      - What's he on about then? (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 16:01:21
        
        Phuq nose (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 16:01:44
- doubt it, seeing as he's no longer at the club (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 15:51:58
  - He might print his own programme (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 15:53:26
    - I'd buy it (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 15:54:34
  - Oh. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 15:52:55
SOUTHAMPTON.......... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 15:41:29
FAO SCC (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 15:40:39
- i looked at the online sales page (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 15:58:44
just seen the news about saints (Other Football) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 15:29:35
- Main thing for us is (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 15:48:09
  - Mrs Loj just said she would like me to finish in the bottom 3 if that is possible. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 15:50:20
  - ha (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 15:49:49
- No it doesn't. We still need to get more points, which we wont (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Apr 23, 15:34:29
  - ^^^ practising for being a miserable Northern git ^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 15:35:52
    - Not at all OG, I'm just convinced the writing is on the wall. TBH (Other Football) - CB41, Apr 23, 15:37:32
      - best you start supporting Man Ure then CeeBeeBees (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 15:41:07
        
        Why's that then? (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Apr 23, 16:01:01
        
        so you don't have to put up with any shit seasons ever again (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 16:07:52
        
        It'll probably go shit for Manure when Ferguson retires (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 23, 16:20:01
        
        fingers-crossed (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 16:25:07
        
        But if you really supported man Utd (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 16:09:22
        
        i think that although they may have more 'highs' they don't know how to enjoy them as they (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 16:16:13
        
        That's what i always think. How can winning the prem again, mean as much as our champs win (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 16:22:51
        
        Harsh, We are in a bit of a mess at the minute, even by our standards (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 15:45:28
        
        well he's complaining about most of the last 10 years (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 16:04:18
        
        Yeah but what's that got to do with Man United? And I wasn't (Other Football) - CB41, Apr 23, 16:08:55
        
        see up there ^^^ (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 16:11:53
        
        Yes they do, i agree with that. I'm worried (as i think CB is) that this is more than just (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 16:24:30
        
        at the start of this season i'd have been content with a lower-mid finish (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 16:38:11
- keep up, froggy (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 15:31:00
  - Not nearly as big an incentive as they had before, actually (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 15:34:51
    - no, but big nonetheless. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 15:38:33
      - Dirty Leeds almost did it with their points deduction... (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 15:40:16
      - Not much of an incentive for a load of players who probably won't be there anyway (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 15:40:03
        
        One of our rivals out of the equation (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 15:48:56
    - BUT, St Marys will be very bloody vocal on sat i reckon, good chance of a win (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 15:37:33
  - large if (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 15:33:20
    - well yes, but that was true with or without the penalty (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 15:42:27
      - true, so now we're supporting saints in all their games (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 15:43:05
  - really? (Other Football) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 15:33:09
    - not deducted yet, will be off this season if they finish out of bottom 3, next season if n (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 15:36:34
    - Because either way they are going to go down... (Other Football) - Klobo04, Apr 23, 15:36:10
    - yes, but it's not as big an incentive as they would've had before this (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 15:35:46
      - WW2 (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 15:36:09
        
        yes, but this whole thread is really (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 15:38:55
So if we finish 3rd from bottom and Southampton 4th from bottom (NCFC) - Small, Apr 23, 15:27:28
- From what I've read Southampton dont have an appeal leg to stand on (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 23, 15:31:12
  - Moreover the parent company is actually solvent until you apply the debts of the football (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 15:32:22
    - I think we have pretty much summed it up in two posts... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 23, 15:34:14
      - Indeed, that's as nailed on as something that's very securely nailed to something else. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 23, 15:38:13
        
        ... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 23, 15:43:58
        
        copters. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 23, 15:46:23
      - We rock. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 15:35:21
- bloody unlikely (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 15:28:14
Sheera when asked what he thought about Keane, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 15:16:46
- Wasn't that He-Mans friend? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ben, Apr 23, 15:48:47
  - lollage (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 15:57:11
the judge in the Pirate Bay trial may have been a bit on the biased side (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 15:16:40
- ^^^^ file-swapping criminal ^^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 15:27:02
  - (that refers to Ralf, rather than the judge, by the way.) (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 15:27:30
    - good-oh (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 15:28:37
- haha reminds me of the flanders pigeon murderer case (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 15:18:37
real kick in the teeth for s/hampton (Other Football) - oh huckerby, Apr 23, 15:16:33
- It's like the obstacle course James Bond is forced to undergo in Dr No (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 15:22:47
- Had to though really, anything else and every club so far punished would have launched (Other Football) - pants, Apr 23, 15:21:28
  - Fucking bastard Ipshit did their admin for no points deduction (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 15:23:52
    - It was obviously the pressures and moral trauma that he went through (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 15:44:15
- ^^ understatement of the year (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 15:18:34
Deduction Deschmuction (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 15:14:37
So it's now one from us, Forest, Barnsley, Plymuff, Derby, Blackpool or Watford (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 23, 15:14:15
- Not us then? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 23, 16:03:07
- I'm normally unrealistically optimistic when it comes to NCFC (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 23, 15:26:40
  - People seem to expect us to win our next two games (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 15:29:08
    - But equally, people expect Forest and Barnsley to win their next two games (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 23, 15:33:37
      - No (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Apr 23, 16:06:09
      - Yep. Most salient fact is that we're 2 or more points behind everyone else (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 15:40:28
    - Eggzakly. Can't see it happening myself, regardless what all the other teams do. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 23, 15:33:30
- Wolves have got Big Barnsley Mick in charge (NCFC) - Small, Apr 23, 15:21:38
- int'ut tho (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 15:15:45
- lovely summary. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 15:15:27
He's right you know (Other Football) - CB41, Apr 23, 15:13:26
- int'e tho (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 15:15:12
Prob WW2 but good article on Keane & Ipswich scum here... (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Apr 23, 15:12:49
- int'ut tho (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 15:17:22
could get worse for saints yet (NCFC) - Firstnews, Apr 23, 15:08:42
- agreed, luton fan just sais this (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 17:07:35
- Also, they are now a very bad investment, even if they are in Admin (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 23, 15:12:09
  - They'll be allright (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 23, 15:21:26
  - agree Lock the gates and call the whole season off, you know it makes Saints. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 15:13:36
Scummer on SSN, SSN off. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 15:07:16
are charlton defo not selling to anyone not on their database? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 15:04:41
- I think they have stopped taking memberships from new applicants (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 23, 15:06:32
  - However after researching some of their forums alot of them say if you turn up in plain cl (NCFC) - jim_ll_fix_it, Apr 23, 16:18:31
- I've an idea (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 15:06:29
  - how are you getting a ticket? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 15:07:04
    - applied (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 15:12:54
      - ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 15:13:47
        
        owned (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 15:16:58
    - Friend of a friend (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Apr 23, 15:10:38
Can I create a formula in Excel which adds the cumulative total of 1 cell when overwriten (General Chat) - Duck, Apr 23, 15:01:17
- No but you could have a cell which keeps the total sum (General Chat) - cookpassbabtridge, Apr 23, 15:20:28
- Pretty sure Ralf is correct - you can't do that without writing a macro in VBA to do it fo (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 15:18:50
- no (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 15:05:37
lovely Saints bonus - pound a point bet with a Saints mate (Other Football) - istanbuldom, Apr 23, 14:59:59
- Let him beat you and get the organisers to deduct him 10 minutes. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 15:04:29
cbeebies (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 14:51:57
- Cheers bud, just ordered one. Just waiting to see if they will (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 14:55:04
  - oh that reminds (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 14:55:35
- disney plus is better. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 14:52:28
  - Yes (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 14:55:22
  - I watched episode 5 and 6 of the wire yest. You're missing out chelts (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 14:54:47
    - I've got three episodes left to watch in series 1. It is (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 15:16:34
      - Penultimate one, I loved. Actually, all three were brilliant. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 15:33:19
SSN confirms saints points deduction....... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 14:49:35
- coolio (Other Football) - pants, Apr 23, 15:05:47
- update.......... (Other Football) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 14:51:48
  - Oh OK (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 14:54:43
    - Probably best result for us, motivation is to not start on minus 10 (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 15:04:25
      - Shame they are away to forest last day, that could have created a good atmosphere. (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 15:05:35
If Soton go down without the 10 point deduction then it gets deducted next season n/m (Other Football) - Gunn n dusted, Apr 23, 14:49:26
Daily Mail I know but I found this quote hilarious: (Other Football) - BINMEN8R, Apr 23, 14:49:10
- lol (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 14:50:16
Southampton local paper review (Other Football) - roland rat, Apr 23, 14:48:34
- I like this comment, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 14:54:59
- report makes interesting reading... (Other Football) - Pixelman, Apr 23, 14:54:48
- I'd say that gives them a bloody huge incentive to finish above the top 3. (Other Football) - CB41, Apr 23, 14:51:36
  - a bigger incentive than not being relegated, as was the case before this announcement? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 14:56:49
    - Well obviously not, but an incentive none the less (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Apr 23, 14:59:16
  - I hope you're right (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 14:56:20
    - exactly what I said. (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 14:57:09
      - No you didn't (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 14:59:14
        
        Yes I did, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 15:01:46
        
        Will they though? I thought that they were made up of youngsters and/or shit players (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Apr 23, 15:03:57
        
        yeah but the old ones will leave and the club will be raped of it's good yoof. (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 15:06:03
        
        OIC (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 15:02:34
        
        did wonder why you were needing to have everything explained (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 15:10:52
        
        Don't encourage the troll twat, ffs. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 15:22:04
        
        Schoolboy error (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 15:18:26
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 15:04:48
  - At least IF we do go down (Other Football) - LowestoftBoy, Apr 23, 14:56:09
This points deduction has completely fucked up my BBC predictor thing. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 14:48:31
fed up wit hearing "Keano" "Keano" chants on the shop floor (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Apr 23, 14:43:31
- volley him in the nuts (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 14:45:34
- when keane fucks up, you'll be singing that back to your scummer work colleague (n/m) (General Chat) - LowestoftBoy, Apr 23, 14:44:41
Good job Keane isn't in charge at Southampton. He would have walked by now. (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Apr 23, 14:38:29
- notice how... (NCFC) - LowestoftBoy, Apr 23, 14:42:03
  - Even if he doesn't (NCFC) - Flightmech, Apr 23, 14:50:36
    - Maybe (NCFC) - LowestoftBoy, Apr 23, 14:53:46
      - Yeah, (n/m) (NCFC) - Flightmech, Apr 23, 14:55:52
  - My thoughts precisely. The story is Keane rather than the club. (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Apr 23, 14:43:45
    - Seems to me he's working his way down the leagues. (NCFC) - pieman63, Apr 23, 14:49:53
      - Lets be honest, you'de be harping on and slaging off whoever had been appointed n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - Flightmech, Apr 23, 14:57:02
        
        To be honest I don't think about Ipswich too much (NCFC) - pieman63, Apr 23, 15:00:56
        
        Slagging n/m (n/m) (NCFC) - Flightmech, Apr 23, 14:57:49
    - He's overrated as a boss (NCFC) - LowestoftBoy, Apr 23, 14:46:56
10 point deduction for Southhampton (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Apr 23, 14:35:49
- Penalty will be for next season unless they pull off the great escape this season (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Apr 23, 14:46:58
- Beeb sort of have it up now (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 14:43:23
- Except they're playing Forest last game, and will now have nothing to play for (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 14:39:06
  - If they stay up they'll go down anyway! (n/m) (Other Football) - UtterlyHuckerby, Apr 23, 14:42:05
    - How does that work? (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 14:44:56
      - if they stay up they will immediately be docked 10 points thus going dow. (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Apr 23, 14:56:59
        
        That is really harsh, isn't it? (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 14:58:31
  - not necessarily (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 14:40:35
    - where you getting that from? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 14:45:31
      - sky sports news were reading the conditions (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 14:46:05
        
        I see (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 14:47:59
    - Very good point, that man (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 14:44:42
    - ^^^this is a very good point!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 14:42:25
    - Hooray! (Other Football) - Small, Apr 23, 14:42:17
    - Good point SCC. Smarter than your average wrather. (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 14:41:50
      - even if he were, the 28 could still be referring to his IQ (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 14:54:20
      - Someone else probably told him that though (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Apr 23, 14:46:02
        
        SSN, it was on there. (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 14:46:56
        
        I doubt SSN went heavy on the implications for Norwich... (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 14:47:24
        
        yeah my carer translated that bit for me (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 14:51:35
        
        But they did go heavy on the fact that a 10 point dediction was more favourable this seaso (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Apr 23, 14:51:19
        
        precisely, after that it was pretty obvious, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 14:56:07
        
        no they didn't (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 14:55:39
    - not really, most of their players will be offski regardless. (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 14:41:31
      - and if we go down (Other Football) - SCC 28, Apr 23, 14:42:36
  - ffs (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 14:40:04
  - Oh. Great. Even worse than I thought. It's actually *bad* news, rather than no news. (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 14:39:54
    - Yep, now it probably is, although it does mean its 100% certain they can't catch us. (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 14:41:47
- 'course - this makes no difference at all to us, does it? (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 14:38:10
- great (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 14:37:54
- I'd rather they just went completely arese over tit. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 14:36:47
- really? SOURCE? (n/m) (Other Football) - UtterlyHuckerby, Apr 23, 14:36:25
  - 5 LIVE I think, no idea why though? (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 14:37:31
  - BBC Five Live (n/m) (Other Football) - Small, Apr 23, 14:36:53
10 point penalty for saints (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Apr 23, 14:34:09
- really? Source? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 14:35:13
  - 5liver (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 23, 14:36:25
    - and they're not saying if it's this season or next? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 14:37:27
      - This season if they stay up according the Sky Sports (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 23, 14:39:18
        
        So does that mean that if they get enough points to stay up, they have 10 points deducted (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 23, 14:46:40
        
        Yes. But if they don't get enough to stay up they get it next season (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 23, 14:49:16
- beat me to it (NCFC) - LowestoftBoy, Apr 23, 14:34:57
  - more details later from 5 live (NCFC) - LowestoftBoy, Apr 23, 14:38:08
  - Source me up, damn you. Or even better, link me up. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 14:36:01
  - Five live. (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Apr 23, 14:35:46
beards (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 14:18:35
- feck off (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 14:31:02
- Do you wear one below Senor Sensual and his two hombres? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 14:25:23
  - i wear the unshaven look (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 14:30:03
  - What's your fav facial hair type from this list? (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 14:29:14
    - Bean tickler/soul patch - deffo. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 14:40:18
    - my hair looks a little like that big nosed Everton player, a big mound of (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 14:33:38
      - Does your cock ever get stuck in your hair? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 14:39:55
        
        that's a bit impertinent for a football messageboard (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 14:41:42
        
        Thought so (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 14:45:25
    - garry brooke wants a chinbeard, but he cant grow one (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 14:33:37
    - Neck-dread is my guess. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 14:31:42
Roast lamb, new potatoes, peas. Half a bottle of the Clos du Marquis 1997. Treacle tart. (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 14:16:18
- Never mind - no more of that business once Gordon Browns Texture Like Sun's new tax bracke (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 14:18:52
  - I'm wondering who's stolen all that debt that's been written off (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 14:25:57
  - Fuck off (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 14:19:31
- Boodles? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 14:17:51
- sounds fuckin' luvverly..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 14:17:50
  - You wouldn't wish that (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 14:20:04
I saw a brand new VW Scirocco this morning. Haven't seen one of them since the 80s (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 14:06:56
- Gorgeous, innit. White or dark blue looks ace (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 14:09:39
  - One I saw was blue, but I've been on the VW webby, and black looks nice too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 14:14:04
  - seen 3-4 of them over the last few weeks...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 14:14:01
Does anyone watch Benidorm I know it is a repeat but I find it hilarious. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 13:51:41
- i like it (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 14:39:22
New compare the meerkat advert (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:50:56
- The site is currently not available due to technical problems. Please try again later. (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 13:52:44
- meh... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 13:51:57
  - IED used to say that. All the f*cking time. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 13:55:39
    - He's either on facespace or on a train platform looking out for engine 27443 (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 14:33:21
    - he popped in and did a post in the middle of the cum game (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 14:19:55
      - Hoping that's a typo (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 14:25:22
        
        no i just can't spell scum (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 15:00:52
        
        ha ha. Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 14:33:57
    - he got a bird (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 13:56:28
      - Chinny (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:56:58
        
        your right (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 13:58:44
        
        *gasp* (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 14:18:00
        
        *you're* (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 13:59:07
        
        Well I've 'got a bird' (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 13:57:55
        
        It is finals time for him, I think, so I imagine he's got lots of Busy Work to do. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:58:43
        
        yes. janet and john- book 2. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 14:15:11
it would appear they are not all happy (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 13:48:20
- But you'd expect Magilton's brother to be annoyed (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 13:49:04
  - HONK! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 14:18:36
  - rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 13:57:24
  - lolly (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 13:51:04
  - hahahahaha (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 13:50:32
    - agreed: "hahahahaha!" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 13:51:33
seperated at birth?? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 13:41:31
- Apart from looking fuck-all like each other, that's a dead-ringer! (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:42:43
  - same hair colour I suppose (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 13:44:26
Anyone want any of hitler's artwork? (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 13:29:51
- There's 3 things that keeps me from bing a Nazi, I'm black, I'm a fag and my dads (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 13:36:15
  - dont forget.......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 13:38:20
- would have thought the daily mail might be interested... (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 13:31:50
- Saw that on the magic lantern the other night. They are a bit rubbish. (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 13:31:12
Is there anything sexier than a girl in a football shirt? (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 13:20:20
- You dumped Boyle then? Grass* is always greener and all that (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 13:39:37
- Is it just me or is there something a little Wayne Rooney about her? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ben, Apr 23, 13:26:21
  - Photographer: "Quick stick a daff in that chineser's gob, I need an excuse" (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 13:36:27
- this? (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 13:25:56
- actually was she to blame for the Hillsborough disaster? (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 13:25:51
  - snigger (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 13:30:13
  - lolf ottosson (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 13:26:37
- I've had worse. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 13:24:00
  - lol (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 13:25:06
- I think I saw it the other day, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 13:23:39
- I think I've just turned gay. (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 13:21:32
  - Larry Grayson was gay? (Other Football) - Pixelman, Apr 23, 13:51:12
  - even Albert Steptoe can't bear it (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 13:28:23
    - That is him intut. Dirty old man. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 13:37:06
    - i like it when he made a pattern on his pie using his false teeth. (n/m) (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 13:29:49
      - rolf - me too. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 13:31:32
- Her right one is trying to escape. (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:21:21
  - you'd be trying to escape if you were trapped in there (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 23, 13:22:32
    - ...and she's got mumblers on, but luckily you can't tell. (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 13:27:00
Is the Charlton game bean bag just a rumour or are there mumblings? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 13:17:01
- They're waiting on the Reading result. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Apr 23, 13:47:22
- Nodge have talked about it. If there's a bean bag and no Skys I'll do the bean bag. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:20:27
  - There's a Skys rumour as well as a bean bag one? Blimey Charlie! (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 13:24:22
  - There's a Skys rumour as well as a bean bag one? Blimey Charlie! (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 13:24:21
    - I'll only miss abit of the party. They'd rather I was watching Nodge, to be honest (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:29:12
      - will that be fulhamesque (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 13:30:35
        
        they didn't switch though did they? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 13:34:24
        
        I never saw that - I've got it on DVD but never watched it. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:32:16
        
        actually I've no idea (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 13:48:11
        
        What if there's a feed? Ravishing could wifi up his lappy and pump it up to the tele. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 13:34:23
  - Bloody hell, that's a hell of a way to go for a party!! (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 23, 13:23:50
- Mumbles about that it's a roomer. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 13:18:36
  - ok (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 13:18:57
    - Reacharound or bean bag if both are on offer. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 13:22:37
      - Me nall (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 13:24:59
I don't like white kits - show off my hairy man boobs too much (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Apr 23, 13:08:27
- Diet. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:14:36
  - Would be easier if they just produced the shirt in a different colour TBH (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Apr 23, 13:15:46
    - buy one of them black ones (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 13:21:03
    - flesh coloured support underwear (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 13:18:59
    - I hadn't thought of that. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:18:40
  - And wax honey. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 13:14:57
    - Or crochet it all into a singlet and paint with white emulsion (or eggshell). (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 13:16:17
      - Have tried that - works for a while but not long enough to justify the effort (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Apr 23, 13:17:02
        
        Shave your norks then (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 13:18:08
        
        Watch your nipples though. Go round them not over them. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 13:19:46
Who is going to the football fixture Charlton v Norwich City FC? (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 13:06:59
- Yes, with Gemma who is the NCFC mascot for the day (n/m) (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Apr 23, 13:31:40
  - what's her record like as a mascot? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 13:35:20
    - A draw and a loss (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Apr 23, 13:47:48
      - we won at QPR though this season! (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Apr 23, 13:49:09
        
        Oops - meant the two games before our win (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Apr 23, 13:52:04
        
        i seemed to recall you posting that she shouldn't be blamed for our failures (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 13:55:37
    - A goal and two assists as a stand-in for Paul McVeigh. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:36:08
- no...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 13:26:22
- Bucks is (NCFC) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 13:15:03
  - plenty of ipswich mugs are talking of going (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 13:16:27
- yes plus two (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 13:12:40
- I will be there... (NCFC) - Southern_canary, Apr 23, 13:11:06
  - Tin hat time. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:14:15
    - If he can be arsed to come down from Inverness, he's very welcome :-) (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 23, 13:18:38
      - well, he lives in Portsmouth.. Good enough ;) (n/m) (NCFC) - Southern_canary, Apr 23, 13:20:09
    - His Grandad is a nodge fan (NCFC) - Southern_canary, Apr 23, 13:18:29
- Me, sir (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 13:09:50
- No, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 13:09:08
  - I love Barcelona... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 13:41:04
    - me too, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 13:44:44
  - on Sunday? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 13:10:53
    - No, but I don't have the required funds to do both and we'll be down by then, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 13:16:11
      - you choose Chelsea v Barca over Norwich???! (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 13:17:40
        
        Champions league semi final or meaningless game at a crap ground. (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 13:22:38
        
        ... (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 23, 13:24:46
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 13:25:14
  - I might go next season though. (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 13:10:02
    - LOL! (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Apr 23, 13:10:31
Will we bottle it on Monday or will we leave that for Charlton? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 12:52:37
- We will beat Reading, lose to Charlton but still stay up (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Apr 23, 13:08:46
  - No, changed my mind - we will draw both & stay up (n/m) (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Apr 23, 13:10:10
- Charlton 1 loss in 8 (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 13:04:18
  - they're well overdue a loss then (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 13:11:13
    - exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 13:12:45
- Draw Monday leading to last day possibility (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 12:56:54
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 13:04:49
  - Bad outcome doy but funny post (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 12:58:35
    - and to be fair to this season's most improved player (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 13:02:24
      - its ever since i had a word in his ear at the barnet reserve game (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 13:05:52
- We will lose both our remaining games (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 23, 12:56:19
  - if you're that sure you can probably sell off your charlton tix (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:58:09
    - They're not for me - I'll be driving back down to Cambridge (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 23, 13:03:19
- i'm going to bottle it on monday (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 12:55:21
- lose on Monday. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 12:53:34
- I'm expecting false hope on Monday (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:53:10
  - me too (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 12:57:21
  - Hmmm, I'd be a liar if I said that's kinda what I expect... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 12:54:52
    - but it's how it's gone so far (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:56:43
      - that made me do a laugh, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 12:59:04
Jacket spud and tunafish mayo (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 23, 12:43:02
- ham/salad sandwitchesess (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 12:56:02
- My thoughts on next season are completley the same!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DiscoDaleGordon, Apr 23, 12:54:31
- marmite sarnie, spicy pepperami, ribena, napple. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 12:52:16
- NCC Yellow Split Pea & Smoked Bacon + rolls + fat free yog + enormous banana... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 12:47:26
- John West salmon light lunch (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:44:37
  - Tesco breadsticks (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 12:46:37
I would like some techy advice please. (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 12:39:39
- i've got a dell inspiron (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 13:13:41
  - is your battery still holding up on yours? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 13:20:05
    - first battery died fter about a year (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 13:23:55
      - didn't consider the heat killing it quicker... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 13:48:58
- These are quite good. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 13:01:53
  - or these (General Chat) - Dave in France, Apr 23, 13:24:47
  - Nah, it's unstylish and has no keyboard (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 13:16:37
- I don't see the point in netbooks (General Chat) - Ben, Apr 23, 12:53:12
  - Thankyou Ben. That's exactly the sort of answer I was looking for. (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 12:55:04
    - Nah, you want an iPhone. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:58:50
      - They're really good (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 12:59:22
        
        So are Space Shuttles but I'm not going to get one (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 13:04:24
        
        Space shuttles are a bit rubbish really. 70s technology. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:12:28
        
        Yeah I know, poor choice but you know what I meant (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 13:15:09
        
        ^ he's right you know ^ (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 13:00:09
- nice laptops are cheap enough with everything you get (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 12:46:15
  - Here's the cheap lap top market (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 12:54:08
  - I wasn't going to get a refurb. I'll get a dell Inspiron 1500 for ?329. (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 12:52:38
    - We've got one of them at home (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 12:56:24
      - Cheers Pants. My laptop is a Dell and we've just got f*** off big (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 12:59:25
    - have a look at dell factory outlet (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:55:16
      - Do you have a link? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 12:57:15
        
        ... (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:58:58
        
        Cheers Camcan. You're the sort of Auntie everyone should have :-) (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 13:01:37
        
        it falls into pants' refurb category (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 13:00:33
        
        Ta. You could sell it to a blind person:-) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 13:05:20
- "just use the net for research" (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 23, 12:45:18
  - You'll need a good anti-virus on it as well if you're doing a lot of one-handed surfing of (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:49:27
    - he won't want a netbook then, he'll want a laptop with as big a screen as possible (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 12:50:55
- You should get an iPhone. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:43:54
  - I most definately shouldn't. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 12:45:30
    - if OG can manage it i'm sure you can too (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 12:48:28
      - I have no doubt I can manage it, I just don't want one (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 12:53:22
- what's bog standard pc use (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:41:42
  - Well by normal I mean I don't play games, download films, (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 12:45:00
    - yep (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:46:05
      - Really? Do all Netbooks run a different operating system then? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 12:50:05
        
        Most of them. One chap here has just bought an Asus Eee PC (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:17:40
        
        Some do (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:52:11
cheer up with an all-time classic goal v the scum (Other Football) - elk, Apr 23, 12:33:10
- Not being nasty, but that didn't really sell it to me on any level (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 12:38:28
  - you obviously don't crave seconds of pleasure as much as I do. fantastic goal (n/m) (Other Football) - elk, Apr 23, 13:04:47
I've put my Keane autobiography on ebay now, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 12:24:08
- I've wiped all their moosic off my pooter. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:37:17
  - That Keane lead singer with the inflated bicycle pump head is a binner too... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 12:49:45
    - he's a drugee (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 12:59:32
      - *snifffffff* (n/m) (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 13:18:00
    - Is he, I did not know that. Good job I never had any of their music on my pooter in any (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:53:44
      - Charles couldn't (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 12:56:56
  - Frankly, it shouldn't have been there in the first place (n/m) (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 23, 12:42:50
    - Agreed (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:45:15
    - poor old jafski (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:43:52
      - Yes it was, well done camcan. (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:45:48
      - I was working under the assumption (Other Football) - BerlinCanary, Apr 23, 12:45:38
  - You should've done that ages ago, Tom off of Keane has a face like runny cheese. (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 12:38:32
    - That's a co-incidence as their music is also cheesy. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:46:24
  - That's a bit of an admission. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 12:38:05
    - int'ut (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:44:37
- surprised you allowed it anyway (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 12:25:07
  - I hate to admit it but it is a good read, I'm not having it now though, (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 12:26:53
Seems odd to me that there were exactly the right number of applications (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 12:23:16
- conspiracy theorist time (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 12:27:23
  - he's just bitter (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:38:46
I was busy yisty and missed the release of the white shirt, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 12:18:21
- its cool. (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Apr 23, 12:23:55
- Mainly positive, I think. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 12:19:54
Sammy Clingan (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Apr 23, 12:15:08
- NFF and Clingan, sitting in a tree.... (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 23, 12:18:39
Lita out injured for Monday's game (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 12:14:09
- Oh good, that means Kitson can play (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 12:20:52
- Oh good. And if they recall Mooney and play him (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 23, 12:19:29
  - Would rather Reading just played their best, and we still won (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 12:35:13
    - And step up to the challenge. (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:47:56
    - I'd rather they fielded a team of 3 year old quadraplaegics. (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 23, 12:42:30
      - We'd still lose (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 12:44:33
        
        you're not confident then? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:47:36
        
        Probably (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 23, 12:47:34
  - Didn't realise he was 24 (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 12:24:05
    - me neither (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 12:25:47
    - Same age as AB (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 23, 12:24:55
      - Shutcher face. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 12:26:04
  - Don't think they can. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 12:20:37
    - They're gorn aboutet in the EDP today though. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 12:22:26
    - read the linked to piece... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 12:22:12
      - I didn't, obviously. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 12:23:06
- Thank fuck, mind you, that probably means Kitson will play. Either way its a 1 goal headst (NCFC) - megson, Apr 23, 12:19:00
  - I thought he was at Stook or 'ull (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 23, 12:27:43
    - nope, Reading sold him to Stoke for ?5m in the summer (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 12:31:41
      - Blimey, that's odd. Dint Stook like him then? (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 23, 12:41:14
        
        too stylish (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 12:42:21
So Wycombe yella's been officially designated as scum by Ben? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 12:11:00
- About time Thorpe Canary was too (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 23, 12:11:57
  - I think I love Thorpe Canary (n/m) (General Chat) - Nelsons final flanel, Apr 23, 12:15:48
  - agreed. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 12:12:18
    - Numpty (General Chat) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 12:13:56
      - I think you meant to post that under your thorpe canary username (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 12:17:41
Watch / Listen to this. (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 23, 12:10:25
- do I have to? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 12:12:06
  - no. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Apr 23, 12:20:26
    - phew (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 12:26:36
I like the White shirt. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 12:09:49
- i still wear the last white one (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 12:54:34
- Sneak in & drape one over the altar (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Apr 23, 12:17:28
  - Is that a euphemism? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 12:20:24
    - No (NCFC) - Nelsons final flanel, Apr 23, 12:27:23
- People might think that you are God (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Apr 23, 12:16:05
- me too (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 12:12:20
- Are you going to the Shakespeareses at the Cathedral in the summer? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 12:12:03
  - I might do. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 12:14:43
    - Get tickets quick, Thursday has already sold out. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 12:21:24
      - It depends on.. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 12:24:05
- It's red isn't it? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 12:11:50
  - you are on fire! (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 12:20:18
  - What is? (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 12:12:35
DOOMie explains ticketing fuck up (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 12:07:54
- I'm going to do some anal-y-sis on this cos something isn't sitting right (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 12:22:11
- I reckon Doomcunter was sent a tape of CB41 ranting and snarling at the hapless girl (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 23, 12:13:08
  - The main advantage is that they will be no challenge in L1 (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 23, 15:36:07
  - It worked though, we gotem (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Apr 23, 12:25:46
    - That's no fair! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 12:27:34
- Why don't they just admit they fucked it up? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 12:12:11
- more spin (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 12:09:16
  - I'm up the arse about this. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 12:10:40
Donner Kebab (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 12:02:43
- WHAT??? (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 12:15:15
  - Eaten, past tense. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 12:19:34
    - Your system's going to go into catatonic shutdown (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 12:21:55
      - I can vouch for this one. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 12:31:48
  - Nah. I reckon he's just reporting its existence (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 12:16:31
Presumably not Gunny next season (NCFC) - dublinspants, Apr 23, 11:57:48
- It was Dion's birfdee yesdee. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 11:59:41
  - what did you get him? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 12:02:37
    - A lovely Saxophone. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 12:03:49
      - unless your name is Arizona Bay... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 12:08:42
        
        Rubbish (NCFC) - Old Git, Apr 23, 12:15:39
        
        Look, don't start, alright? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 12:12:23
        
        ha ha. To be fair he's 32 loads of times, rather than 40 (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 12:11:46
        
        Now, you see, I told you, didn't I? ^^^ This is what happens. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 12:13:01
        
        teehee (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 12:18:53
Infanticide? there's an app for that... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 11:51:04
I'll tell you what gets me (NCFC) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 11:44:25
- Why is he caviar? I was gutted when we appointed Mike Walker (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Apr 23, 12:02:12
- do you like onion rings? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:46:19
- Is that what Grinds your Gears? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Apr 23, 11:46:15
They've got Keane, We've got Gunny (NCFC) - wycombe_yella, Apr 23, 11:40:27
- We're not mean, but we've got no money (n/m) (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Apr 23, 12:21:20
- Beef wellington (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 23, 11:44:06
- I knew one had slipped under the ignore net. Cheers for posting! (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 11:41:53
- do you like chocolate? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:41:39
Keane again-Sbragia? says "he'll enjoy it, Ipswich is a lovely area to (Other Football) - BINMEN8R, Apr 23, 11:19:21
- If you knew Ricky, you'd probably know why he'd be diplomatic (Other Football) - pants, Apr 23, 11:21:36
  - like Rooda did, he's a gent too you know (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 12:20:02
  - Shame he didn't get more games for France. All Hoollihey's fault (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 11:25:14
  - Is this a case of, "you don't know, you have never been to York games"? (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 11:24:03
    - yeah something like that, I'd say Grant and Sbragia are similar, except (Other Football) - pants, Apr 23, 11:38:01
      - Good on him. Although dont be naive enough to think that the Mackems (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 11:48:02
        
        they're already doing it (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:48:34
        
        Ah, dint see your post. (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 11:48:57
        
        thank god you accidentally clicked it off for a minute ;) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:52:20
      - Come on son. Grant had backing, he just used it badly. If we had given him any more time (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:43:15
        
        Peter Grant - Right person wrong time IMO (n/m) (Other Football) - BINMEN8R, Apr 23, 12:04:31
        
        When would have been the right time? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:13:34
        
        when hell froze (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 12:16:54
        
        He hardly got a pot to piss in (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 11:46:39
        
        He spunked quite a lot relatively. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:50:34
        
        made alot of signings for a man with no money (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:48:19
        
        Lot of signings for no fee (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 11:50:07
        
        Jamie Cureton ?800k! No further questions your honour. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:51:35
        
        I'm just going to go back into my time machine, to erm, january (Other Football) - pants, Apr 23, 11:59:08
        
        that's irrelevant (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 12:13:08
        
        pants also said Grant had no resources (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 12:14:02
        
        I didn't realise the relevance of the smiley. Soz if you were joking but no-ones had a pop (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:16:44
        
        here is where I'd like to post a "lol" (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 12:16:16
        
        Cureton was not good enough to replace Earnie. (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:08:05
        
        yeah but his year at forest has come to what? (Other Football) - pants, Apr 23, 12:09:59
        
        He scored shed loads for us and kept us up lest we forget. (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:15:20
        
        It felt a bit like buying a lottery ticket with the same numbers as last week's (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 12:17:48
        
        Last week's winning numbers, that is (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 12:18:13
        
        how can you call an injury a "choke"? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 12:13:39
        
        Injuries have buggered him this season really (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 12:12:59
        
        Except the hoooge flaw in that (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 12:05:16
        
        Marshall - near ?1 million? (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:53:12
        
        Marshall was the biggest error I think. (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:56:59
        
        Marshall was a bargain at ?1m..Worthy made the worst signings towards the end of his time (n/m) (Other Football) - BINMEN8R, Apr 23, 12:07:33
        
        I like Marshall but we had a good young keeper there who could have saved us ?1m. (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:09:40
        
        Yep in hindsight you are right but thats the problem the (Other Football) - BINMEN8R, Apr 23, 12:12:51
        
        Difficult balance for them to strike but that was a glaring one for me. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:18:18
        
        Darel Russell, David Strihavka (who cost either ?0.01 or ?1.2m depending on what way the w (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 11:52:51
        
        Didn't we get the money back for Dave? (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 11:55:32
        
        Brellier (massive wages apparently) which as Nobcaster reminds us is part of the overall c (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:54:37
        
        Will you fuckers top presenting me with evidence which disproves my post? (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 11:57:12
        
        Wouldn't it be great (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 12:01:40
        
        Wouldn't it be great (Other Football) - pants, Apr 23, 12:05:24
        
        Oh, I didn't realise you didn't mean any of this (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 12:10:14
        
        Well not all of it (Other Football) - pants, Apr 23, 12:13:49
        
        OK (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 12:16:35
        
        apart from when he called the fans a disgrace (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 12:24:01
        
        Agreed (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 12:24:58
        
        Poorly prepared case, didn't anticipate the defences arguments and ignored salient facts. (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:01:37
        
        Evidence often gets in the way of a good case (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 12:09:30
        
        Never mind, where to for lunch, the Garrick? (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:11:12
        
        Boodles today (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Apr 23, 12:16:47
        
        Oodles in Boodles, nice. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 12:21:07
        
        Spend oodles at Boodles (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 12:18:00
        
        lol. Post in haste... (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 11:59:00
        
        I'll top if you top (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:58:36
        
        his team was 5 times worse than Roeders (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:46:04
      - I wish him well (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:42:29
      - Bit like the opposite of Roeder? (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 11:39:04
        
        haha, I'm intrigued by summit (Other Football) - pants, Apr 23, 11:43:20
        
        No it was because from your posting with tombs was like you didn't realise he was a scumme (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 12:15:47
Anyone here got one of them there new ipod touch thingys? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 11:14:49
- just get an ifoon, does the same but with calls and internet anywhere on 3g (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 11:41:22
  - read the brief..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 11:53:52
  - I'm not sure what o2's 3G coverage is like, but I do occasionally find my 3G drops out and (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 11:43:48
- Don't forget that with a touch (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 11:34:39
  - Check out OG with his New Technology knowledge and advice. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 11:35:42
    - I know (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 11:37:25
      - Nope, not at all. Spot on, as far as I know. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 11:43:01
        
        ............ (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 11:49:39
        
        trouble is...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 11:54:56
        
        Perhaps (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Apr 23, 12:01:15
        
        I think that's totally fair! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 12:13:46
- Have got an 1st gen 8gb Touch (General Chat) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 23, 11:28:01
- iPod touch email/internet is exactly the same as the iPhone. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 11:18:17
  - agree, that is the only bad thing about mine, except no cut and paste, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 12:21:56
  - wotb is a pain on a blackberry, too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 11:26:58
  - innit man (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 11:26:26
  - wotb on there is read only (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:21:44
    - Isn't a nightmare at all, just a lot of scrolling. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 11:24:56
      - suppose so (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:27:46
        
        Use your dick instead of your fingers then (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 11:32:49
        
        I KNEW it! (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:33:28
        
        Because (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 11:35:11
        
        If it does just say "mug" (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 11:28:46
        
        1/3 chance, that is true (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:29:31
    - you're...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 11:22:59
      - I'm not trying to (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:24:40
  - yeah...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 11:19:36
    - The pinching stuff works really well. And the touch-scrolling. It's intuitive. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 11:22:43
      - That's kind of happened in my Opera phone. (General Chat) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 11:27:21
- internet works fine on iphone (which uses safari) (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:17:44
Happy St. Pantyfried's day. He was a 9th century monk who was martyred for (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Apr 23, 11:09:07
- cor, lets hope the same thing happens to Noel Edmunds (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 11:10:18
Happy St Georges day, just spend the day in bed, I'm not one for slaying dragons, (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:05:24
- Don't mean thay by the way. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:07:41
- tho a benefit must be.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 11:06:40
- I'm not celebrating that shit! Wasn't he Turkish anyway? (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, Apr 23, 11:06:38
  - Armenian I think (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 11:08:31
One Alfie Haaland! (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 11:03:33
- Great autobiography though (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 11:05:55
- nice one. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:04:10
  - Thanks. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 11:05:24
    - Er, that could be misconstrued. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:06:38
      - Ambiguity is my washpoi. (n/m) (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 11:07:14
        
        I heard you were Ambi-curious. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:08:17
        
        You know this. (Other Football) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 11:09:04
        
        You will wunt you. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Apr 23, 11:13:07
Is it safe to turn off my ignore list and scum filter - or are they all on here harping on (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 10:52:30
- We seem to be harping on a lot more than they do. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 11:04:30
- still (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:52:47
  - water? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 10:53:43
    - sin gas (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:57:17
      - north sea oil? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 11:03:58
Is Simon Lappin in FHM's 100 sexiest men? (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:52:01
- Why have you gone gay all of a sudden? (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Apr 23, 11:02:18
  - Hate criminal^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 11:06:34
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:07:12
  - We can't help who we are (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:05:17
- Because Roder had final say on selection. Pattison is a new comer at 22. (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 11:00:46
lets get fecking serious and stop talking about ipshit (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 10:48:24
- Melons! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Apr 23, 11:41:50
- Bloody hell, she's got a bent up face. Aint got a scooby who she is mind (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 11:01:10
  - agreed (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:05:32
- Everyone knows Maria Kirilenko is the best. (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Apr 23, 10:59:52
  - um, nope, dunno who she is either (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 11:08:34
- Something wrong with her navel in that pic. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 10:54:31
- for CB41's benefit *ahem*, who she? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:53:51
  - good point - i have *ahem* a "friend" who doesnt know either! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 10:55:16
    - There is a reason that God invented Googles and Wikipedia, you know. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 10:56:18
      - OR you can wait till the OP answers the question...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 11:03:28
      - shes off channels fives top program, the interceptors (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 10:57:20
        
        Never heard of it. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 11:01:41
        
        its bbrillo pads (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 11:03:38
        
        What like Ashes to Ashes (what I have also never watched)? (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 11:09:33
        
        bound to be...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 11:06:05
        
        no its a reality programe like traffic cops, she's the presenter (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 11:14:41
        
        chuffing hate.......... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 11:17:41
        
        moody bastard (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 11:31:25
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:22:38
- no (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:50:27
  - I'm with Charles (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 11:05:21
  - confused.com^^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 10:52:15
    - why? She truly doesn't do it for me (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:53:01
- yes........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 10:49:34
  - get a bus (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 10:51:51
    - try not to use public transport....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 10:53:15
Happy St. Roy's Day everyone. Patron saint of all those who (Other Football) - Higher Wrather, Apr 23, 10:39:46
lets all hope keane can find the new finidi george (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 10:39:25
An adder's sting is less dangerous than that of a wasp. (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:35:47
- adders are extinct...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 10:39:24
  - I saw one last summer in Granchester Meadows. (General Chat) - CB41, Apr 23, 11:02:56
    - see emily play...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 11:04:51
- maybe adders used to be called "wasps" (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:37:33
What's the point if both teams get relegated? (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 10:31:18
- another nail in the environment's coffin (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:32:25
Hey everyone, I've found another reason to be optimistic (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:29:51
- I LOLed. The shame. (n/m) (Other Football) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 23, 10:32:11
6pts........... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 10:26:35
- 4 points 4 points 4 points (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:26:56
Ben can we have an Ipswich Town filter (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:13:20
- Ignore. (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Apr 23, 10:23:21
  - that's not very nice Lee, what have I done this time? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:26:32
    - He's homophobic (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 10:28:16
      - in this day and age, despicable (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:30:58
Woman's Hour (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:12:01
- There's an all female Fanzone this week (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 23, 10:43:37
  - The only sexism about it has been the promotion of it for the last month (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 11:08:56
    - you would be right (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:10:21
  - Can't wait (n/m) (General Chat) - Bristol Graham, Apr 23, 11:05:25
    - they are all orange (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:06:19
  - yeah I just saw that (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:51:11
- The Orange Prize for Fiction (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 23, 10:16:41
  - I hate women (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:20:22
    - especially naked (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 10:22:47
    - ^^^gay^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 23, 10:22:16
      - confirmed (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:26:06
        
        Are you outing me or yourself? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 10:29:00
        
        I've always been out (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:31:19
        
        It all depends on whether you were lying about your 200k average annual income or not (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 10:44:20
        
        rolf (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:51:19
  - No but there's a (General Chat) - A14eastbound, Apr 23, 10:19:58
  - Or the Mofo awards (n/m) (General Chat) - Dions wanger, Apr 23, 10:19:23
    - And the million man march, where's my march? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 10:23:17
      - Bristol (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:29:37
        
        How many people are vturning up? Who's taking the lead? and what about their heads? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 10:45:06
        
        9, Matty Gibson and all heads have fallen off (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:51:20
    - ^^^ racist (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:21:28
Tell you what wound me up this morning ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 10:09:42
- i wasn't listening to Five Live, but on other bulletins i watched/listened to (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:19:23
QUESTION. So what do we do regarding our management team next season? (NCFC) - jimbo, Apr 23, 10:05:35
- the rumour says (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Apr 23, 10:40:34
- why are we writing them off (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 10:38:36
- For me, I'd rather we looked elsewhere. Gunny is a proper legend... (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 23, 10:22:12
- Mark Robins For Me (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Apr 23, 10:19:57
  - Has Robins actually done much though? (NCFC) - jimbo, Apr 23, 10:25:02
    - More than Gunny (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 23, 10:31:32
    - Good Point... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Apr 23, 10:30:39
      - I like this, well reasoned. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 23, 10:53:12
- This is what is doing my head in (NCFC) - Gunn n dusted, Apr 23, 10:11:35
  - Steve Tilson would jump at the chance to come here League 1 or Champ. (n/m) (NCFC) - jimbo, Apr 23, 10:15:06
- I'm undecided on this so far. Gunn's got one or two things badly wrong for me so far, but (NCFC) - megson, Apr 23, 10:09:14
  - out of interest, which mistakes? (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:22:46
    - agree with Killen, gambled, failed, move on. No issue with that at all. (NCFC) - megson, Apr 23, 10:54:56
      - ok, fair enough (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 11:15:37
    - i think excluding matty patty is a bit of a mistake (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 10:24:38
      - what if he's gone totally shite (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:25:50
      - though we don't know why i guess (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 10:25:11
  - But logic tell me... (NCFC) - jimbo, Apr 23, 10:13:43
    - I don't believe anything is guaranteed (NCFC) - Charles21, Apr 23, 10:24:13
      - That is true. But it is about taking the lesser gamble. (n/m) (NCFC) - jimbo, Apr 23, 10:26:07
        
        It is, but ALL the great managers were inexperienced at some point, you can't rule someone (NCFC) - megson, Apr 23, 10:57:53
- We don't have any money to pay compensation (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 10:08:55
  - They all have 6 month contracts only. No compensation required (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 23, 10:18:17
    - I mean for another manager (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 10:20:39
      - Ahh. Sorry. (n/m) (NCFC) - LincolnshireCanary, Apr 23, 10:33:30
  - A contract given then on the basis of one good result. Utter incompetence. (n/m) (NCFC) - jimbo, Apr 23, 10:16:38
  - a promise of a full-time job and a big fat bonus might've helped persuade them (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:16:20
    - But only if they kept us up i would hope. (n/m) (NCFC) - jimbo, Apr 23, 10:17:32
    - ^^^ dependant on them keeping us up... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 10:16:50
      - maybe (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 10:17:42
        
        OK, not sacking, but not renewing (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 10:21:01
        
        They should not have to sack him if the deal is only till the end of the season... (NCFC) - jimbo, Apr 23, 10:19:32
  - If that is true then that is madness and we deserve to sink lower. (n/m) (NCFC) - jimbo, Apr 23, 10:14:35
Keane is extremely overrated. Give him little cash and he will struggle.... (Other Football) - jimbo, Apr 23, 09:58:14
Ive got my heart being looked at today at Hospital. This has got the makings of a porno (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Apr 23, 09:44:46
- Yeah I love all those 'ill people' pornos (NCFC) - Cart Gap Disco, Apr 23, 09:47:07
  - I'm going for the Abi Titmiss side of Nursing. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter81, Apr 23, 09:55:10
  - Cum in my colostomy bag (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 09:48:08
    - I would say that's candidate for the least pleasant ever post on here. (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:48:45
      - No I've seen that. Well produced and acted. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 09:50:03
      - worse than pants' aids comment (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 09:49:35
Keane = panic over the fact they have only sold 7000 season tickets (Other Football) - Cart Gap Disco, Apr 23, 09:44:26
an obnoxious manager for an obnoxious football club (Other Football) - south, Apr 23, 09:40:55
I wonder how many ????????'s hes been promised for new signings? (Other Football) - capecodcarman, Apr 23, 09:40:39
Gordon wants the shirt off your back (General Chat) - conker, Apr 23, 09:34:10
- I couldn't give a fuck about my grandchildren fuck them what about me? (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 09:39:44
  - "and then fuck myself up the arse instead of the local cunting council" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 09:40:33
    - I'm slowly but shirley turning into a Tory fuckhead. (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 09:49:06
      - like labour has worked?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 10:15:49
        
        Such a Toryboy (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 10:22:00
        
        more "anti-government" than toryboy. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 23, 10:40:09
- "SHOW HIM WHAT THE BLOGOSPHERE CAN DO" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 09:35:56
  - It can get Bryan Gunn appointed... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 23, 09:46:01
    - it also got us a white away kit (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 09:52:06
  - Is that a new event on Gladiators? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 09:40:45
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 09:36:28
- How has the budget ripped the shirt off your back conks? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 09:35:48
  - dont shoot the messenger! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Apr 23, 09:45:46
Keane Schmeane. (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 09:30:21
- concur (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 09:30:59
  - If they put the Charltons game on Sky, I might watch it in the Kings. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 09:37:19
    - What an excellent idea! I might do that an'all (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 09:38:34
      - I'm not going there again, every time I do I come out all wobbly. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 09:39:58
        
        alllergy (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 09:58:29
        
        Green light, nice one Doc! (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Apr 23, 10:00:30
Hate him, awful example of a professional footer, but as a statement of intent... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 09:24:53
- I look at it like this! He had a big backer behind him at Sunderland and an excellent (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 09:30:31
  - And ?10m on a dodgy Scottish goalkeeper (NCFC) - duke of york, Apr 23, 09:33:09
  - *their* (i get all warm and glowly inside when i get the chance to pedant others) (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 23, 09:31:21
    - I know *coughs wanker with clenched hand over his mouth* (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 09:32:55
      - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 23, 09:33:18
        
        I'll throw you a have/of later to make up for it. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 23, 09:33:55
    - Do you do some tummy string? (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 09:31:57
      - I lolled. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Apr 23, 09:51:10
      - eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 09:33:16
- Statement of intent? What, we intend to spunk a lot of money, then we intend to be looking (NCFC) - megson, Apr 23, 09:30:27
  - Calm down dear - you've missed me point. Irrespective of him potentially wasting money... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 09:33:10
    - Ah yes, point taken, that i'm a little jealous of. The cash that is, not ME. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Apr 23, 09:53:02
If you put Keane and Magilton on either ends of the Arsehole Scales (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 09:19:09
- I used to like Keane, not anymore. Has he actually been appointed yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 09:20:22
  - Same here...as a Celtic 2nd team guy I always used to like him but (General Chat) - BINMEN8R, Apr 23, 09:23:05
  - Think so - Five Live seemed to think so on my way in this morning. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 09:21:20
    - Scum bod on Today was talking about it this moning - it's a goer alright (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 09:25:27
    - Yes, two year contract (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 23, 09:22:24
Keane's career is following this shape ^ (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 09:15:35
- Heybridge Swifts (n/m) (Other Football) - double hipness, Apr 23, 09:33:55
Scum players will be shitting themselves (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 09:14:06
- maybe that's the difference between our clubs (Other Football) - Monty Peculiar, Apr 23, 09:19:51
  - we tried the lets get a manager in who the players can hate & then we sacked Glenn (Other Football) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 09:25:04
    - Roeder hell isn't og the big player background of Roy (take that you c**t) Keane... (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 09:27:21
      - *of* (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 09:27:34
        
        even with an 'of' - did that make any sense? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:31:27
        
        Fuck of I've been awake all night (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 09:33:40
        
        *off* (n/m) (Other Football) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 09:33:53
        
        *have* (n/m) (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 09:53:14
  - no we've done that one as well (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 23, 09:20:32
Ok children, aunty camcan has a morning lesson for you (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 09:13:05
- thanks for the lovely welcome! (n/m) (General Chat) - sammyklingon, Apr 23, 09:15:35
  - it's my middle class prejudices (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 09:16:05
    - I tell you what there's a great ethnographic study (General Chat) - sammyklingon, Apr 23, 09:17:08
- isn't that a bit harsh on buckscanary? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 09:13:47
  - possibly, but he is a bit of a magnet (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 09:14:24
    - I think Bucks goes on TWTD so they come on here to get there own back. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 09:16:00
      - okay he's temporarily absolved (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 09:18:09
FHM's Sexiest Woman In The World: Cheryl Cole (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 09:08:52
- That's crazy. It's quite obviously Eva Green. (n/m) (General Chat) - tim berry, Apr 23, 09:30:32
- how could it be with this person around (General Chat) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 09:19:24
- go on then (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 09:09:38
  - he's thinking of (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Apr 23, 09:20:40
    - I don't know who that is. Dare I google it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 09:21:46
      - Have you been on another planet for the past week? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 23, 09:24:05
        
        Even having been in Spain all last week sadly I couldn't escape... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 09:28:43
        
        I was in Spain all last week, too. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 09:34:03
        
        I was more in Spain all last week that you were (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 09:35:25
        
        I was in Fuengirola, which is very very in Spain. It's all the way in fact, almost as far (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 09:38:37
        
        *than* (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 09:38:45
        
        than (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 23, 09:35:54
        
        *than* fuck's sake. It's gonna be a long day (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Apr 23, 09:35:43
        
        He's been re-ordering his pens according to a new system (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:27:54
        
        Having now had a google, I feel pretty good about having avoided Britain's Got Talent (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 09:33:06
      - you're in for a treat (n/m) (General Chat) - Monty Peculiar, Apr 23, 09:23:44
      - Yes. About as SFW as you can possibly get. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:23:05
  - No idea, think the whole concept's a bit classless and stupid. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 09:14:11
    - yes (General Chat) - camcan, Apr 23, 09:15:03
- Agreed, that's Natalie Umbrella, no question. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 23, 09:09:22
  - I stood opposite her in a video shop in 1998. She's about the same size as Hooligan (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 09:13:10
    - bonus, i like shorter women. Not 'short' women you understand (General Chat) - megson, Apr 23, 09:16:19
    - But with bigger tits (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Apr 23, 09:16:16
      - Exactly take Crofty's moobs and Wesley's height you have Natalie Umbrella (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 09:19:37
        
        Well that's ruined a perfectly safe and pleasant image for me. Thanks! (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 23, 09:28:45
Keane, interesting, its certainly not a 'safe' appointment, well timed too. (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 09:00:38
- Its perfect timing (Other Football) - Ben, Apr 23, 09:36:20
- Accident waiting to happen (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 09:09:57
  - btw meant to post this yesterday (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 23, 09:10:40
    - no no sorry if that was the impression, just blindly optimistic (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 09:15:33
    - I think we know that he's just blindly optimistic (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 09:11:31
      - or he saw two gay magpies shagging (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 23, 09:13:55
        
        ^^^maghophobe (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 09:18:18
        
        excuse me (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 23, 09:19:09
- I just think its a shoddy way to have treated Magilton. (n/m) (Other Football) - TheHoolahanElement, Apr 23, 09:08:33
  - I really don't care, he knew it was coming, must have done. (Other Football) - megson, Apr 23, 09:11:45
    - And he's an utter twat (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Apr 23, 09:16:36
Plymouth Argyle Can Find A Bloody Investor! (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Apr 23, 08:56:14
- Yes but he'd not from Norfolk is her - derrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 08:57:49
  - I'll bet you right now that Yasuaki Kagami will not pump millions into Plymouth (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 09:05:24
  - If God Wa Norfolk Born & Bred, Then... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Apr 23, 09:01:05
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 09:03:17
Last night I dreamt Stuart Nelson gave me a bottle of champagne (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 08:45:36
- Last night I dreamt that I took my wife to see her sister in Basildon & when I went to go (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 08:56:06
  - As part of the same dream (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 08:58:52
    - also MBK said he was meeting Mrs MBK - see WOTB is just in our head day and night (NCFC) - lovely old job, Apr 23, 09:04:54
      - haha (NCFC) - camcan, Apr 23, 09:07:24
        
        or Cannon and Ball (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 09:10:22
- waahey you know what that means.. (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Apr 23, 08:50:25
I see the twat-o-meter has just gone up one notch in ipswich (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Apr 23, 08:40:23
Reality Sandwich (General Chat) - sammyklingon, Apr 23, 08:32:43
- Opacity. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 09:10:50
- Did you just stumble upon the wrath today? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 09:08:50
- I don't think anyone has forgotten, and you can only talk about our club so much. (General Chat) - megson, Apr 23, 09:05:00
- its frustration... you will find me singing myself until I get that headache thing on Mon (General Chat) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Apr 23, 08:45:53
  - hook line and sinker (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 08:58:39
- Good morning wycombe yella (n/m) (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 08:37:31
  - nope (General Chat) - sammyklingon, Apr 23, 08:41:50
    - would be 0/10, but the 'hive mind' gets you a bonus point for originality (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 08:50:15
      - yeah, yeah (General Chat) - sammyklingon, Apr 23, 08:59:37
        
        funny how your first ever post on wotb was this morning (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Apr 23, 09:01:01
        
        Yes, I have lurked for a while (General Chat) - sammyklingon, Apr 23, 09:07:13
        
        This is a lifestyle website didn't you know (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Apr 23, 09:12:12
        
        It certainly has a middle class feel to it (General Chat) - sammyklingon, Apr 23, 09:13:17
        
        Something to talk about isn't it? (General Chat) - megson, Apr 23, 09:08:52
we would better celebrating this guy today (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Apr 23, 08:03:38
- "There's only one Saint Edmund" "One Saint Edmund, there's only one Saint Edmund" (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Apr 23, 08:33:23
- yes we would (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Apr 23, 08:21:05
Keane takes over at scum on a 2 ur deal (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 08:02:26
- Just reported on 5live (n/m) (Other Football) - NCFC4life, Apr 23, 08:03:50
  - and Breakfast on BBC1 (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Apr 23, 08:15:16
  - but we have a nice family club with dumb loyal fans and great facilities (Other Football) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Apr 23, 08:13:28
    - Is pitty a cross between pitta and pity? (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Apr 23, 08:55:33
      - Bit like saddo (Other Football) - camcan, Apr 23, 08:57:06
Hmmm ... (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 07:49:58
Ipswich Finances (Other Football) - double hipness, Apr 23, 07:37:59
- *logs off* (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Apr 23, 07:41:25
  - haha (n/m) (Other Football) - malkybarkid, Apr 23, 07:59:04
Sacked in the mourning! (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 07:25:07
- Good stuff! An entire day to look forward to (NCFC) - Tombs, Apr 23, 07:34:54
  - ;-) (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Apr 23, 07:45:42
Bye Bye Kings Lynn (Other Football) - roland rat, Apr 23, 06:38:29
Happy St Georges Day (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 00:29:55
- And here's a video to remind us what St. George's Day is all about. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 23, 07:38:57
- Good post (General Chat) - Tombs, Apr 23, 05:12:29
  - But he is a Turk, and why shouldn't we celebrate, its PC gone mad. (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Apr 23, 09:06:01
- its st georges day today? (n/m) (General Chat) - forwards, Apr 23, 02:20:58
- Wasn't he Turkish (General Chat) - skegnesscanary, Apr 23, 00:56:39
- 4 at tops i reckon... (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Apr 23, 00:51:02
6 pts (NCFC) - skegnesscanary, Apr 23, 00:07:54
Type roy keane into Google and see what it suggests as the main search. (n/m) (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 23, 00:02:16
- What a great choice Roy Keane is (Other Football) - pieman63, Apr 23, 00:46:43
- You gotta laugh at all those who draw up the odds, and all the numpties that (Other Football) - pants, Apr 23, 00:05:55
  - in fact, I wouldn't be surprised if Keane's at home right now wonderng who Ipswich are (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 23, 00:14:13
    - he's probably reading the wiki page right now (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 23, 00:17:30
      - "Andrew" Cole could phone him up and remind him, I suppose. (Other Football) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Apr 23, 00:19:03
        
        and then sign him when he's well past his best (Other Football) - pants, Apr 23, 00:36:31
        
        Didn't Keane himself score in that game? (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 23, 00:20:46
        
        he did.... (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Apr 23, 00:21:52
    - Do you normally talk to yourself after midnight? (n/m) (Other Football) - skegnesscanary, Apr 23, 00:16:51
      - he's not talking to himself, he's talking to me (Other Football) - Charles21, Apr 23, 00:19:07
      - Sometimes (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Apr 23, 00:18:26
Discharge (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Apr 23, 00:01:02