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Hamilton was a successful manager at Raith Rovers (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 14, 21:53:00
- Glen Roeder was a successful manager at Norwich, eh Pants? (n/m) (Other Football) - Cart Gap Disco, Jul 14, 22:34:28
Who scored for us tonight? (n/m) (NCFC) - andy57, Jul 14, 21:42:47
- "you crosss the ball we scorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre" (n/m) (NCFC) - ingi, Jul 14, 21:44:55
  - ah must've been Maric then (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 21:51:24
- Look down a bit. Big Paul. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jul 14, 21:44:00
Final score (NCFC) - APB, Jul 14, 21:38:25
- Pinkun report (NCFC) - APB, Jul 14, 21:55:44
- There will be crying on the streets of Raith tonight. (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jul 14, 21:52:41
- "....and now your gonna believe........ us...." (NCFC) - ingi, Jul 14, 21:43:15
Right come on.... (General Chat) - conker, Jul 14, 21:29:01
- Roman McCunty (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 14, 21:37:08
- Good find (n/m) (General Chat) - Thrapwinkle, Jul 14, 21:37:02
- That is strangely addictive to watch, I have just gone past 150m (n/m) (General Chat) - Cart Gap Disco, Jul 14, 21:36:13
Not a bad site (General Chat) - conker, Jul 14, 21:26:28
- Do you think they got charged per page? (General Chat) - Ben, Jul 14, 21:42:25
Apparently "City looking much brighter" (NCFC) - APB, Jul 14, 21:23:32
should have been a seperate post (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 14, 21:16:13
1-0 yey!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Thrapwinkle, Jul 14, 21:06:55
- GET In!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 14, 21:09:01
  - Apparently a lovely cross from Pattison. (NCFC) - APB, Jul 14, 21:11:17
    - would be a top player at league one level (n/m) (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Jul 14, 21:12:50
    - Be extremely strange watching McVeigh again. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 14, 21:12:26
      - I was thinking that as I was looking at the old NCFC mug I keep my pens in on my desk. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 21:18:07
      - I always enjoyed watching him play. (NCFC) - APB, Jul 14, 21:14:13
        
        wonder if it is that dover striker that was linked the other day (n/m) (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Jul 14, 21:16:23
        
        I'm strangely encouraged (within reason) that players are keen to come for a trial (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Jul 14, 21:25:27
        
        there are loads of them without clubs though (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 22:03:56
      - Could be an ideal replacement for Hoolahoop if he leaves (n/m) (NCFC) - Thrapwinkle, Jul 14, 21:13:29
ooops. McSmall scores... (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 21:06:11
- We love you Paul Mcveigh...... (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 14, 21:06:58
  - Contract talks beckon (n/m) (NCFC) - Thrapwinkle, Jul 14, 21:07:27
Bridges and Craig now upfront for City (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 14, 21:02:02
A disappointing half of creating chances (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 14, 20:54:21
- chris lakey on twitter says (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 14, 21:14:28
Anyone know whats going on in Haggisland? (n/m) (NCFC) - Load of old bull, Jul 14, 20:33:41
- 0-0 half time (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 20:35:05
  - Chairs (NCFC) - Load of old bull, Jul 14, 20:36:34
any linkage to game..not on radio naaarfolk (n/m) (NCFC) - conkers, Jul 14, 20:17:57
- Searched my entire linkage database and found non. :( (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 14, 20:25:41
Maric hits the post (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jul 14, 20:04:09
- FLASH! (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Jul 14, 20:06:15
  - Flash cleans baths without scratching. (I said it wrong before. Hi ho) (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Jul 14, 20:58:57
  - To quote Lakey, Maric looking 'More than decent' (n/m) (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jul 14, 20:07:01
    - But can he stop Ming? (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Jul 14, 20:09:42
Nipped into the pub of dreams on my way home. Hoodge coach crowd, nice ladies to boot. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 14, 19:41:17
Teams... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jul 14, 19:38:48
- Hoolahan? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 19:43:26
  - guess he has only just come back from injury (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Jul 14, 19:45:11
    - probably. No Neilson either. Gone back to Cambridge? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 19:46:44
  - From the pink'un on twitter (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jul 14, 19:44:15
    - Probably 'picked up a knock' as they say. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 19:45:02
      - From EDP (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jul 14, 19:46:48
        
        He played the first half against Dartford. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 19:47:23
        
        Just think if he had picked up a knock or something (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jul 14, 19:49:56
        
        Eagle? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 19:51:34
        
        haha I meant Korey Smith.... (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jul 14, 19:53:08
        
        Oh that's from today, maybe he picked up a knock on the coach down. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 19:49:34
        
        Poached egg exploded in his face (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 14, 19:50:15
        
        do we have a scan to confirm this? (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 20:27:53
Really concerned about the Club (NCFC) - a scrimmage, Jul 14, 19:23:03
- "I have it on good authority the Club have been writing cheques it knows it can't honour" (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 20:06:47
  - arse cheques (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 20:09:32
- Or to look at it another way (NCFC) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 14, 19:46:56
  - agreed, but we seem to be attempting to sign Lee so don't get your hopes up yet (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 20:29:57
  - well said. I really, really hope we don't sign Lee (but fear we will) (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 20:08:35
- luddaoldshit, they pay us by bacs faster than ever, they have also had (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 14, 19:36:48
- blub (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 19:35:06
- I have it on good authority that you are talking poop (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jul 14, 19:30:44
- Only poor poeple seem to use cheques these days anyway (NCFC) - Ben, Jul 14, 19:27:33
- Got to admit I'm glad I took my rebate money (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Jul 14, 19:26:16
Dickinson for 100k..... (NCFC) - jonah3000, Jul 14, 18:31:37
- Wrong... (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 14, 18:32:24
  - Not according to BBC, Dawg. 100k. (n/m) (NCFC) - songwriter, Jul 14, 18:41:21
    - I prefer this one! (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 14, 19:22:24
  - oh (n/m) (NCFC) - jonah3000, Jul 14, 18:33:17
Has Troy Powell gone on tour? Everything seems to have gone very quiet on that front.... (NCFC) - woody, Jul 14, 18:25:19
- according to the beeb he has (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 18:30:31
  - Ta. Hope so - possible they are just keeping his name out of the picture deliberately! (n/m) (NCFC) - woody, Jul 14, 18:34:43
  - FLASH! (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Jul 14, 18:31:06
    - Ah ah, he saved everyone of us. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 14, 19:56:45
shit joke coming... (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 18:07:18
- what's brown and sticky? (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 18:08:30
  - wood glue (n/m) (Other Football) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 19:41:49
  - a stick (n/m) (Other Football) - goppo, Jul 14, 19:18:20
  - what's brown and sounds like a bell? (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 18:12:53
- WW2 (n/m) (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jul 14, 18:07:55
  - it was nooo to me because I couldnae be arsed to scroll down (n/m) (Other Football) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 18:10:16
He obviously didnt visit Carrow Road last season..... (Other Football) - Klobo04, Jul 14, 18:04:29
- Is he posh? (Other Football) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 18:08:04
By-Election (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 14, 18:03:47
- UKIP - I don't know much about they're policies but I wouldn't vote for 'em (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 18:18:59
  - dunno, I think they can go well together (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 18:29:09
    - fail (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 18:35:20
      - works for me, your compoota must be knacked (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 18:38:31
        
        dunt work for me either (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 20:11:18
- Surely all their candidates should have surnames starting with Z (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 18:07:18
  - ah, i see what you are saying there! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 14, 18:10:24
FLASH! (General Chat) - King, Jul 14, 17:54:23
- kills germs without scratching. (n/m) (General Chat) - Bravo win or die, Jul 14, 18:27:01
  - Dickinson for 100k.............. (General Chat) - jonah3000, Jul 14, 18:29:53
- Stunning insight with the photo caption! (n/m) (General Chat) - woody, Jul 14, 18:02:03
  - Well (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 18:06:08
- Ah-aaaaah! (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 17:58:07
  - Saviour of the Universe! (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 17:58:21
    - When do we play the Nazgul? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 17:59:22
      - half 8 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 18:02:52
- I hope Gunny's not going to be a "suit" manager. I hate suit managers. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 17:56:16
  - he already is a suit manager (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 17:59:29
    - Yebut that was to get the job, wuntut. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 18:09:10
      - now settled in you think he may go for a worn out old green sweatshirt (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 18:11:54
Bastille Day - let's celebrate by cutting the heads off some posh cunts (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 17:46:48
- All French people. (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 14, 18:07:15
  - ^this (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 14, 18:15:34
    - was it as annoying as when people post things in the wrong categories? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 18:16:41
      - dif 's outburst was funny as fuck, to the nicer poster on here too. thats good rothing (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 14, 18:37:12
        
        *nicest* (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 14, 18:37:40
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 18:21:48
- Actually this c**t would be a good place to start (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 18:01:14
  - f*ck me he really is a c*nt (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 18:16:07
  - Him 3rd after these 2..... (General Chat) - woody, Jul 14, 18:10:58
  - Cripes! (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 18:04:00
- Roman Cunty (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 17:58:50
- Phil Mycock (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 17:54:24
  - He's already dead. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 17:56:49
- Victoria Beckham (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 17:54:23
- ben fogle (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 17:53:01
- OG (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 17:51:54
Another reason not to get married (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 17:32:07
- Al Qaeda will now mass-buy bridal bouquets (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 17:34:39
- Ms Pensieri suffered multiple fractures and a head injury (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 17:34:16
- or to not get married (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 17:32:35
I saw this and thought of wrath (General Chat) - samcd84, Jul 14, 16:55:51
- Why is having "Roman" as a first name funny? I don't get it? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 16:57:54
  - 6 secs PA, 6 secs!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 16:59:46
- Ha, ha, ha (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 16:57:19
  - hah, int that ied's name too? mint (n/m) (General Chat) - Fuckbuddy, Jul 14, 17:20:36
    - D'oh! Of course it is! (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 17:22:00
      - or maybe (General Chat) - Fuckbuddy, Jul 14, 17:23:12
        
        tin tin cnuty (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 17:26:57
FAO Tony Martin re grants for insulating your house (General Chat) - Cart Gap Disco, Jul 14, 16:46:07
- cheers CGD i'll give it a look, was at work talking about insulating my house (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 14, 17:00:31
- YOUR HOUSE IS A FUCKING PISS-STINKING SHITHEAP!!! Do I get a grant for that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 16:49:43
  - Crikey!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 16:50:43
    - Well I'm sure it isn't really a piss-stinking shitheap. (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 16:54:04
      - I N S U L A T I N G (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 15, 05:58:41
Blimey camcan, do you really wear hobnails to work? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 16:44:29
Jed Steer in goal tonight (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jul 14, 16:43:43
- Myclitus is probably sorting out all the shit he needs to do to move to the UK (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 17:25:09
  - he only needs a 4 pack of fosters a barbie and some flip flops (n/m) (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 17:28:33
  - yeah, poor bastard (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 17:26:22
    - you should just turf everthing into a skip (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 17:38:56
      - to be honest it's not moving our posessions that's the problem (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 17:43:11
        
        Funnily enough, I know a lot of our players actually tend to do it themselves (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 17:46:03
        
        surely only the unmarried ones do that? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 17:51:39
        
        yeah but coming from Aus he'll probly get some help from the club (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 17:56:16
        
        Surely all footballers rent, dunt they. They never know wherer they'll (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 14, 17:57:57
        
        I'd think that quite a few can afford to buy (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jul 14, 18:09:28
        
        yep (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 18:08:35
- Cavendish won today's stage of TdF (n/m) (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 14, 17:00:04
  - Amazing. (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jul 14, 17:06:59
  - lol - that's just spiteful (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 17:05:05
    - Indeed. Did they have a row about something else or something? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 17:06:06
  - Anabolics or Amphetamines? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 17:00:54
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 17:00:42
- we have 3 games in 5 days (NCFC) - grimsbycanary3, Jul 14, 16:46:12
  - a reasonable thought (NCFC) - jayson blair, Jul 14, 16:57:05
    - Presumably they figure that he's only 2 injuries away from being no 1, so yes (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 14, 16:58:29
- They presumably figure we dont give a toss till the proper season starts. (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 14, 16:45:39
Fuckanory!!! Godd job my f***ed up non-pension means I wont be retiring. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 16:43:36
I like Primark. Ats dirt cheap. Can't be arsed to spend much on clooths (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 16:37:24
- Primarni (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 14, 16:52:57
- I hate primark. The spadas of the clothing industry (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 14, 16:40:33
  - Aren't spasdas the spasdas of the clothing industry now? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 16:48:17
    - No George is the pound stretcher of the clothing industry (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 14, 16:52:02
      - No I can't, (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 16:53:59
    - That's China, intut? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 16:51:12
  - But dirt cheap. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 16:41:06
    - Yeah but think about the little chinese girl with the ripped up hands from all the hard (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 14, 16:50:19
      - Are you the bloke in the long leather trenchcoat and cowboy hat who is often walking up (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 17:03:33
        
        Does he look stoned out of his tree? (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 17:06:00
        
        He is often smirking (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 17:07:05
      - Jeans are jeans, tee and polo shirts are tee and polo shirts so I'm kushtie wherever I go (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 16:52:49
and the winner of today's stage in the Tour of France is... (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 16:32:01
- Has Cav got much of a chance of green? (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 16:40:22
  - as you say (and he's been saying), if he wins enough stages he might do it... (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 16:46:32
    - Eurosport seems to be contradicting itself (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 14, 16:55:03
      - he was 12 or so point behind today and there was a breakaway on the intermediate (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 16:55:57
        
        Indeed. (Other Sports) - APB, Jul 14, 16:59:57
        
        maybe hes on drugs too (n/m) (Other Sports) - Fuckbuddy, Jul 14, 17:19:49
    - just seen that Wiggins lost time today. Shame. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 16:49:44
      - not enough drugs (n/m) (Other Sports) - Fuckbuddy, Jul 14, 17:18:25
      - just seen that too (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 16:54:55
        
        yup, that's the rule. Dunno what happened. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 16:56:41
        
        from ITV (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 17:01:48
        
        i think there needs to be about 2 seconds (or maybe 2 bike lengths?) between riders for th (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 17:06:57
        
        too full of drugs to think straight (n/m) (Other Sports) - Fuckbuddy, Jul 14, 17:19:18
        
        yup, must have been that... (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 17:12:27
      - haha, not engaging with the drugs issues, what a surprise (Other Sports) - Fuckbuddy, Jul 14, 16:52:06
  - no - snookered behind the pink (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 16:45:23
- some junkie drug cheat (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 16:36:35
- "Thor" (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 16:34:22
- sounds a nasty pile up (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 16:33:45
Arctic Monkeys - Crying Lightning (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 14, 16:21:19
- you can get it here for free... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 14, 16:28:52
- I don't know how Helders does it - he is phenomenal. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 16:25:02
malky bar kid (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 16:19:13
thomas helveg (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 16:18:53
- under rated (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 16:21:28
dean coney (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 16:18:31
daryl sutch (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 16:18:20
darren huckerby (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 16:12:08
- morning (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 14, 16:18:19
  - yeah a lovely morning it is too (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 16:21:00
- ................ (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 16:14:28
  - ... (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 14, 16:18:30
    - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 16:21:12
  - i thought that was a brilliant thread (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 16:16:52
- Disgraceful the way he was treated. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 16:14:24
  - let's hope the club repent by offering him a contract (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 16:17:25
    - Too late. We would have been in the Premiership if they hadn't let him go. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 16:18:28
      - i've heard he's turned down ?300k a week to return to Man Citeh (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 16:21:31
        
        I'd like to know if he claimed his rebate. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 16:23:13
Fengibbons speak (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 16:06:40
- i think i read that there's one coming to what was the temporary John Lewis store (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 16:13:41
  - ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 14, 16:15:35
- primarch? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 16:13:30
WWII? Tonight's team announced (NCFC) - Small, Jul 14, 16:01:33
- Who is Stephens? (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 16:02:40
  - he's a centre half (NCFC) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 16:15:13
  - 6 foot 4 of prime Welsh muscle (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 16:04:39
    - are you going tomorrow? (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 16:07:16
      - i'd forgotten anything was happening tomorrow (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 16:11:07
        
        I've come to similar conclusi0n (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 16:13:01
  - One of the new Academy kids. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 14, 16:04:04
    - OIC Thank you (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 16:04:46
- only just (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 16:02:37
Semmy playing right wing? (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 14, 15:58:50
- He's the new Dani Alves. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 14, 16:05:34
  - a total and utter cunt? (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 14, 16:12:42
  - You have to read America America too. (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 16:09:58
    - Thanks. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 14, 16:13:48
- Iz ut gorn tu be ahn raydyo Norfuk? (n/m) (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 14, 16:03:16
- Who is Stephens? (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 16:00:51
  - Centre back from youth team. Recently got a pro contract (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 16:03:46
    - OIC Thank you (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 16:04:56
    - ^^ What he said ^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 14, 16:04:37
more French towns: (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 15:36:36
- Sound like characters in the latest Irvine Welsh 'novel' (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 15:45:28
- would have thought with your stockholm rating, Nancy would have been high up the list (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 15:40:17
Hey peeps! Looking to get a new Mobile phone deal, (General Chat) - nixon, Jul 14, 15:23:35
- i've got an LG Arena (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 14, 15:56:18
- Get a Wasp T12 Speechtool (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 15:49:02
  - It's still there. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 14, 15:56:36
  - haha (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 14, 15:53:51
  - Keep it foolish. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Jul 14, 15:53:29
  - Yeah, they're well mexico. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 15:51:09
  - well weapon (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 15:50:47
- get an N97 (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 15:36:37
  - battery life 3 mins? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 14, 15:37:54
- I've been looking at this deal with instant ?130 back (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 15:33:14
  - Yeah that looks pretty good, those redemptions are a fecking mare (General Chat) - nixon, Jul 14, 15:35:50
    - cashback (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 14, 16:13:41
    - try this... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 14, 15:37:18
      - C'mon Pug........ (General Chat) - nixon, Jul 14, 15:38:49
- iPhone 3Gs (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Jul 14, 15:30:54
  - that would last 3 minutes before i broke/lost it. (n/m) (General Chat) - nixon, Jul 14, 15:32:55
- If you do it online, dont forget to clear the cookies and go via a cashback site (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 14, 15:30:24
- try asking Mavis, she seems to know all about this internet shopping stuff (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 15:29:50
- who are you with at the moment? (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 14, 15:27:53
  - Unless you're like my mate on o2, who didn't give a stuff (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 15:31:17
  - That was the problem, i phoned 3 and wanted to leave them within minutes (General Chat) - nixon, Jul 14, 15:30:53
    - 3 are a nightmare to leave, took me over 40 mins (General Chat) - conker, Jul 14, 15:32:22
  - don't listen to him (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 15:30:03
    - Io? (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 14, 15:34:29
      - silver lining (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 15:37:21
- me mates just sent me this link and ordered it (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 15:26:46
- Waiting for pants to register "frost" as a username (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 15:26:13
- get an iPhone (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 15:25:42
  - iToy, barely a phone! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 14, 15:30:42
    - ^^^iPhone envy (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 15:41:36
      - Blackberry user (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 14, 16:14:10
        
        ^^^Beta Max user (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 16:16:08
8 lads back home (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 15:15:11
- Amen to that totally support the forces but perhaps (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 14, 15:25:37
- Hear hear (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 15:22:54
Bridges to Lincoln (Other Football) - roland rat, Jul 14, 15:07:57
- That would be one helluva span across the Wash. (n/m) (Other Football) - Jim Nasium, Jul 14, 15:13:37
  - Be bloody great though, wuntit? (n/m) (Other Football) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 15:21:37
  - You see, sometimes your mind works just the same as mine. (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 14, 15:21:02
- Blimey, didn't know he was a Rastaman!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - DNB41, Jul 14, 15:11:21
  - SSN had him on trial with us and Brighton at the same time last night (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Jul 14, 15:13:53
"I'd say it's not routine," Southwest airlines spokeswoman.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 14:57:56
The Canary Fairy on the 4th Plinth! (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 14, 14:42:55
- Walked past it last night (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 14, 15:24:01
  - I'm going to fall asleep up there (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 15:37:23
    - Don't do anything, just stand there. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 15:47:27
      - i'd take a deckchair and a paper (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 15:49:23
        
        Might take my book, actually, whatever book I'm reading at the time. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 15:51:58
        
        You HAVE to read America America by Ethan Canin (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 16:02:02
        
        OK, I will, I'll add that to the list. I recommend The Winter Of Frankie Machine (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 16:10:30
- Puppet Bastard or Racist Nanny out of the King's would be worse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Jul 14, 14:45:18
  - Actually, Puppet Man would be the best so far.. (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Jul 14, 14:46:22
    - nailed to a giant spring (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 14:46:54
      - How would you nail some one to a spring? Spose (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 15:09:26
        
        Just nail the end of the spring right up his bumhole. (General Chat) - Small, Jul 14, 15:15:39
        
        Splitarse. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 14, 15:22:32
Ben can we please have a wether filter ? ☂ (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 14:41:13
- a^ (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 14:41:37
Fantasy Premier League is now open again (Other Football) - conker, Jul 14, 14:36:38
- Wotb Premier - 133601-46329 (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Jul 14, 15:02:41
  - I'm in (n/m) (Other Football) - conker, Jul 14, 15:15:01
    - me too (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 14, 15:16:42
      - I'm not (n/m) (Other Football) - Jumbo1, Jul 14, 15:17:47
  - try and make either your team or your name relevant (Other Football) - Charles21, Jul 14, 15:05:48
    - Pedant (n/m) (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 14, 15:12:43
      - excuse me? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jul 14, 15:15:16
        
        You're being a bit unimaginative (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 14, 15:20:38
        
        I'm just going by past experience (Other Football) - Charles21, Jul 14, 15:25:51
        
        Division 3 who cares is Strap On Sally (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 15:31:35
        
        don't ask me (Other Football) - Charles21, Jul 14, 15:36:17
        
        yer thats me you mug (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 15:40:45
        
        it certainly is (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 15:34:54
        
        Oh okay (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 14, 15:30:28
        
        everyone will ignore me anyway (Other Football) - Charles21, Jul 14, 15:32:32
        
        you can work out who is who on the wotb facebook page (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 15:37:34
        
        Yeah, as I said (Other Football) - Charles21, Jul 14, 15:44:01
        
        the thing is though i'm in a works league (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 16:17:36
        
        you wouldn't work out who I was (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 14, 15:41:48
        
        we all know who you are (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 15:47:20
        
        I'm not on spaceface though. (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 14, 15:49:58
        
        are you not friends with mr C ? (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 15:51:21
        
        Goodness no (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 14, 16:04:18
        
        But I always have "Sporting Lesbian" it's kind of a tradition! (n/m) (Other Football) - Muddyfunster, Jul 14, 16:19:28
        
        lol (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 16:12:44
- Is that the barclays one? (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 14, 14:52:21
  - its the official premier league one (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Jul 14, 14:57:15
    - If it's this I've done a team (Other Football) - pants, Jul 14, 14:59:40
      - yeah, it's that one, I'll do a league now (n/m) (Other Football) - samcd84, Jul 14, 15:01:00
        
        coolio (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Jul 14, 15:06:39
- i'd be up for that, there's two formats now though (Other Football) - samcd84, Jul 14, 14:45:57
  - You can set up both (n/m) (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Jul 14, 14:46:39
- There's a KIO one already!!!! (n/m) (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Jul 14, 14:43:34
- is there a fantasy division 3 we can enter? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 14:41:56
  - How many players from that league would you be able to name? (Other Football) - Small, Jul 14, 14:50:41
    - even with ours it's about 9 (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Jul 14, 15:04:49
    - a few less than i was able to name when we were in the Championship (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 14:58:58
  - Yeah go to carrow road in a wizard costume (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jul 14, 14:49:53
    - a wizards sleeve.... (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 14, 14:52:29
Thunder in NR2 (General Chat) - APB, Jul 14, 14:16:14
- lashed down last night in WR9, now just grey but dry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 14:18:45
FAO fellow Twats, @blindasabat is 1% hetero. (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 14:16:10
- what a load of bollocks how can you be a %age heterosexual, you either are or you aren't (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 14:21:54
  - Naah. Everyone's got a bit of homo in them, even you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 14:25:45
    - complete and utter bullschitt (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 14:35:52
    - ^^^GAY^^^ (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 14:27:25
      - And you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 14:28:40
        
        can I play too? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 14, 14:32:52
        
        Chase me (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 14:34:07
        
        What you want me to take all your money and sell off all your best assests? (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 14, 14:48:25
  - Pedo (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 14:22:24
    - peddarfile (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 14:24:07
- Didn't give me a % (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 14:21:05
  - Me too. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 14, 14:25:35
FAO MBK - Green striped wellies are the new crocs (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 14:14:41
- given my apparent homosexuality... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 14:19:01
  - Come on Eileen (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 14:23:54
EMI (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 14:11:38
- Nothing to do with a business model which is shit then (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 14, 14:40:09
  - Well, outsourcing would be part of the business model wouldn't it? (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 14, 14:52:12
Gov grants for insulation. Help Required (General Chat) - Tony Martin, Jul 14, 14:09:03
women what dress in next to nothing not more likely to be raped afterall (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 14:08:22
Silly, Billy, Chilly, Pussy, Misery and Prat are all places in France. (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 14:05:17
- They were also knocked out at the bootcamp stage of Snow White's Dwarf-Factor's got talent (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 14, 14:11:15
- Qi knew that already (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 14:07:15
  - Is she a partner or (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 14:09:29
    - oh dear (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 14:11:05
      - You fancy her don't you? Admit it. (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 14:21:47
        
        you crazy man (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 14:26:01
        
        he does too, I caught him peeking at me through the curtains last time i went round there (General Chat) - Fuckbuddy, Jul 14, 14:41:08
  - sorry to hear that. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 14:08:17
    - extremely (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 14:08:57
      - should have paid for them to go to..... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 14:11:14
Anyone else worried about OG. He seemed to go a bit maudling and shuffled off. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 14:02:56
- not a bit (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 14:05:59
  - I've sin im - very pretty indeed, if you like that sort of thing (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 14:08:34
colneyspy = Thorpe Cuntnary possibly. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 14, 13:55:47
ReLeicester apparentlky sniffing round Clingan, because we have already agreed a fee with (NCFC) - South_West_Canary, Jul 14, 13:55:45
- well apparently 12 clubs want him WBA have just come in for him, my guess ?750k escape (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 14, 13:58:55
vvvv he/she's here again vvvvv (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 13:52:48
How to select the sizes of shoes when placing order online? (General Chat) - sapphirekishi, Jul 14, 13:51:47
- Rump Steak (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 14, 14:00:02
  - Penis transmutation (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 14:01:38
- Where the fuck has Mavis gone? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 13:57:41
  - her head fell off (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 14:01:31
    - Accurate, apart from the fact that hint been on for well over a year now... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 14:03:00
- you are bang right sapphirekishi (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 13:57:17
- When I ever get to the point when I have no idea what size my feet are (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 13:56:40
- Thanks sapphire - just what I was looking for (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 13:53:14
  - That's weird. Do your feet change size when you go to another countyr? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 13:56:14
    - Yep, I go from a size 12 to a size 44 just by hopping the channel (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 14:01:35
    - they swell up like balloons (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 13:59:40
      - Do you mean I should take a "Staycation";-) (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 14:01:00
        
        good idea, just chillax at home. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 14:02:30
    - they can when you're pregnant (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 13:58:38
      - I can't get pregnant - I've had the snip. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 14:00:05
        
        you could have an arse baby (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 14:03:41
        
        Good lord, do they? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 14:05:28
        
        probably knot but if they did that is where they'd do it (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 14:08:30
It is absolutely wellieing it down here and an ice cream van has just turned up :-( (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 13:47:43
man city have signed the tevez franchise (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 13:38:54
- correction.... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 13:40:36
  - sausage roll, hula hoops, banana, napple and 2x ceral bars (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 13:44:42
ATTENTION MEN, MATCH.COM IS FULL OF HOT WOMEN, I REPEAT, HOT WOMEN (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 13:33:01
- You havent fallen for that AGAIN, have you? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 13:36:16
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 13:41:12
- i thought it was a football magazine for 10-year-olds (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 13:33:24
Spleuting big time here in CB6 (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 13:32:35
- and CB4 (General Chat) - HaddenhamCanary, Jul 14, 13:49:28
- and CB1 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 13:33:44
FAO Old Git... (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Jul 14, 13:28:11
FAO CB41 (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 14, 13:25:12
- its quite refresing to have an identity change (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 13:46:17
- Coldplay - why the name change, I preferred the old one (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 13:33:50
  - no you didn't (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 14, 13:53:01
- Don't know really - a few suggested I should change it as (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 13:30:31
  - don't go back (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 13:42:16
  - revert revert (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 14, 13:33:31
I think only malkybarkid can answer this question (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 13:13:57
- thats a latatudianalist, nipping for a slash (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 13:43:25
- it's a damp weasel doing a jimmy cagney impression (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 13:15:55
He's right - and he has to be about the dullest of the dull (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 13:07:15
- I've always thought he might be the biggest cunt in the universe! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 14, 14:26:36
- *puts his head above the parapet* (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 13:20:39
  - i like his show, nad i'm not ducking (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 14, 13:48:35
  - are you 12? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 13:39:32
    - 13 1/2 (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 13:40:33
      - god that's quite an advanced age to still be admiring chris moyles (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 13:41:33
  - I do, I listen to Moyles every morning and download the podcasts (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 14, 13:26:29
  - me too, it's brilliant (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 14, 13:23:33
    - I really dislike Dave (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 13:35:04
      - He is a bit of a berk - Dom is great though. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 13:37:59
        
        he is a grade 'A' ocean going fur trimmed sycophantic cock (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 13:43:53
        
        Dave isn't from Norfolk (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 13:49:45
        
        Dave (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 14, 13:51:43
        
        And from Norfolk too (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 13:39:10
        
        indeed he is. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 13:40:05
- "and anyone different - me or Jonathan - stands out". They didn't stand out... (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 14, 13:13:07
- he's just like ncfc (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 13:10:50
  - he does have a rare talent though. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 13:15:45
    - So presumably you listen for those 3 hours, every day then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 13:21:54
      - No, I would have to destroy my radio after 3 minutes. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 13:31:22
        
        Strange that you have such strong views on it then, when you clearly never listen (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 13:35:42
        
        i've listened to it/him (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 13:44:10
        
        Fair enough - I enjoy it, mindless, easy listening in the morning before work (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 13:47:11
        
        i'm guessing you are a brain surgeon then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 13:50:00
        
        Does he play any toons? I don't think I've ever heard him play a toon. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 13:45:38
        
        yes, and i *think* the music is even worse than the banter (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 13:54:24
        
        That would be my guess too. Last time I listened to daytime R1 it seemed to be (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 13:58:47
        
        I have overheard enough snippets to form an opinion as to his style and content (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 13:42:41
- I'm kind of hoping he's the one been emailing tudders (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 13:09:19
See, they've got the measure of you lot (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 13:03:27
- as if they researched that! fucking hell whatever next (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 14, 14:47:40
- Wow, I never knew that (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 13:08:05
- I love the little shit arses........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 13:06:28
Have we played Jockland yet? Did we win? (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 14, 13:01:41
- first game is against Raith Rovers tonight (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 13:08:13
  - Will Roy be playing? (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 14, 13:11:10
    - yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 13:14:40
      - Kushtie (n/m) (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 14, 13:18:32
- andy murray is BRITISH.......... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 13:03:17
Did anyone watch "The Street" last night? Very good I thought. (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Jul 14, 12:44:46
- enjoy it while it lasts... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 12:52:52
  - That's good though intut. Means it will become a cult. Lots of goodstuff (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 12:55:55
    - You could be right (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 14, 13:04:53
    - Brideshead advertised? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 12:59:00
    - BA Baracus? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 12:58:05
      - Black Adder (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 12:58:36
        
        ah yes, i was trying to think of a drama rather than a comedy (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 13:07:30
        
        The best comedies are dramas (in the sense that they are dramatic). (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 13:13:25
- Is that the mini series? (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 12:50:16
  - I think last night was 1st of a new series............... (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Jul 14, 12:52:51
    - I was thinking of this I think (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 13:03:57
- I watched a bit of telly about some dudes disecting an alligator. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 12:48:32
- was that with bobby hoskins? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 12:45:40
  - he's well hard. He's been around a feckin long time though - hoe old is he? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 12:47:30
    - In last nights show he was aged - but still "had it" if you know what I mean (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Jul 14, 12:48:13
  - Aye (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Jul 14, 12:47:02
    - He had more bottle than I would have had! (n/m) (General Chat) - South_West_Canary, Jul 14, 12:47:37
      - i didn't know what it was called i surfed into it halfway through (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 12:48:28
Has secretly covered planet earth in inconceivably tiny staged vegetable related accidents (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 12:41:21
What if underwear were a life form (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 12:40:15
Reg was incapable of receiving gifts (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 12:38:16
MBK - you will love this Tweet... (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 12:36:36
- He wont hear you.He's assembling his Yurt at The Tood. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 12:44:49
  - Doesn't he have an iFoon? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 12:48:53
    - Probably. I'm the only person in the world who doesn't. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 12:50:26
  - cor, a whole month of tude postage to savour (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 12:47:16
    - You can't wait, you (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 12:49:02
      - i love it when he does loads of tude postage after the tude (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 12:51:40
- some or all of that is nonsense (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 12:42:40
  - Well, that's not typical of Twitter to be fair (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 12:44:10
A tub of Marco Pierre White's Chicken, Courgette and Orzo Pasta super soup... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 14, 12:29:05
Have we fucking well signed anyone yet? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 14, 12:20:52
- Well...? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 14, 12:27:25
  - as you asked so fucking nicely (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 14, 12:30:29
    - Thanks... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 14, 12:31:47
      - ah nice (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 14, 12:32:45
        
        It's almost like a proper cooker... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 14, 12:33:59
        
        have you made a checklist yet? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 12:45:18
        
        bet camping with you...... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 12:46:30
        
        ha ha ha (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 12:53:30
        
        What kind of shock? (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 14, 13:00:28
        
        goodness gracious no (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 13:08:43
        
        yeah........ (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 12:59:59
        
        i am never ever going camping again (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 13:09:46
        
        hotels and b&b's....... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 12:44:15
What is "The House"? Is that another one of those Merkin series on a strange tv channel? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 12:02:51
- It's shit (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 14, 12:23:49
  - Everythings shit according to wotb (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 12:49:11
    - like the chris moyles show (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 14, 14:01:57
- tis about a doc who's genius (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 12:05:08
  - Oh f***k, I DETEST hospitale drams with a vengeance (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 12:31:16
    - oh (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 12:48:09
    - agreed....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 12:44:54
  - Why did you stop the hilarious totally persona (non grata) panty poodles? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 14, 12:30:49
    - dunno (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 12:46:49
- yes and it's cack (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 12:04:24
  - What is it about? Not that I am likely to watch it. I've hardly watched (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 12:06:00
    - Why are you asking then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 14, 12:32:45
      - Well because if it was about something I'm interested in and was very good, (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 12:34:37
        
        what are you interested in (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 12:36:30
        
        I don't really like drama, unless it is a play. trouble is, they go on for so long and (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 12:43:43
        
        Cracker (the Robbie Coltrane one) was superb, same bloke done The Street what has just bee (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 12:49:20
        
        Jimmy McGovern? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 14, 12:54:07
        
        yep (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 12:56:15
        
        Indeed it might but it's summer and there are much better things to do than watch telly. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 12:53:13
    - it's about 55 minutes too long (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 12:08:39
      - with a lot more to it than that (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 13:06:32
Does anyone watch lie to me with Tim Wrath? That's a good show (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 14, 11:50:45
- Yes, it's pretty damn good (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Jul 14, 12:44:40
  - i agree with berlin agreeing that i was right about the wedding one (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 12:58:19
- Plussing it, haven't watched any yet. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 12:00:19
  - i'm on last series of The Wire, still got 2 more series of Oz to do (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 12:06:42
    - Prisoner 90210 blindasabat aka Ralf convicted march 28th 2009 wrathage in the 2nd degree (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 14, 12:46:55
      - thank you Augustus (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 12:50:43
  - What's the mentalist aboot? Definitely watch lie to me though. (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 14, 12:02:03
    - Cor, it's roight good. "Mentalist" is what merkins call people like Derren Brown. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 12:04:35
      - Sounds a bit like lie to me a lot of the stuff on it reminds me of Derren Brown (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 14, 12:48:01
      - What do merkins call "mentalists" then? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 12:12:31
        
        I'm not sure, I don't think their brains can cope with a vocab as rich as ours. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 12:14:19
      - Hasn't that been done before? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 12:06:37
- I've got it on me stick to watch at some point (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 11:52:31
  - Lie to me is a bit like house, a bit too much like house (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 14, 11:54:37
    - the wedding reception episode was cack (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 11:57:22
      - I loved the suicide episode though. Specially the end bit. gave me the willies (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 14, 11:58:37
        
        uh oh!!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 12:00:09
    - season endings of 4 and 5 have been some of the best telly I've (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 11:57:01
      - I just can't watch films anymore , because gherkin dramas have got so sophisticated and (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 14, 12:01:13
        
        I hate involved characters. I just want to know how things finish. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 12:04:30
        
        lot of fillums fall down due to the time constraints (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 12:03:48
        
        I like foreign films too, without sounding pretentious, they still understand that film is (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 14, 12:51:03
Trombone (yti)... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 11:49:00
On the subject of dementia - (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 11:48:10
African Proverb of the day: (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 11:35:44
- Jamaican proverb of the day - Chicken deh merry (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 14, 11:56:31
Anyone seen my partner today? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 14, 11:29:10
- ... (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 11:31:50
  - wrong sex but thanks for trying (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 14, 11:35:31
    - I thought it was sufficiently vague. Is Ralphie better? (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 11:46:22
      - too young I'm afraid (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 14, 11:50:50
        
        DNB41 isn't available I'm afraid. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 11:53:44
        
        yeah, he's too loved up with his life partner, fuck-buddy, lass, duck, chuck, flaps. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 12:45:51
Might have to log off before I get too depressed (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Jul 14, 11:16:03
- What do you call a rhino that drinks too much? (Other Football) - pants, Jul 14, 11:20:40
  - 2 eskermoes (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 14, 11:28:44
    - When i saw the words eskimo and nun, the punchline had to be about fucking a penguin (n/m) (Other Football) - stringersrevenge, Jul 14, 11:57:40
      - i thought about doing it with geese and plumbers but it didn't really work (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 14, 11:59:21
        
        I was emailed that joke (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 14, 12:09:35
        
        crikey you must have had one of the first internets (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 14, 12:13:48
        
        I worked for a company that sold internets (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 14, 12:37:42
  - My friend's mother visited her in her new flat (Other Football) - camcan, Jul 14, 11:23:27
    - 'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 14, 11:31:20
I posted this on Twitter a day or so ago (NCFC) - conker, Jul 14, 11:05:16
- any other gems? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 11:06:43
  - other than my current issue with my shower (NCFC) - conker, Jul 14, 11:14:51
    - any jokes? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 11:16:52
      - Found this one (NCFC) - conker, Jul 14, 11:31:12
        
        nearly as bad as mine (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 11:32:11
        
        3 Italian nuns (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 11:38:19
        
        I used to love watching nuns play russian roulette with (NCFC) - pants, Jul 14, 11:53:16
        
        where's the soap? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 11:55:33
isnt "the partner" referred to as "duck" or "chuck" in the nottingham area?! (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 11:04:26
- But she doesn't come ffrom Nottingham. She comes from Sheffield and resides in Lancashire (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 11:19:33
- Doesn't "paqrtner" imply that you're one of those...homosapiens?!!?!? (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 14, 11:15:27
  - ducks can have partners too! being apartner isnt exclusive to the human race! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 11:16:24
    - Ducks do violent gay rapeage, though, you don't want to follow a duck's example. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 11:17:56
      - Its because their genitals are all wrong! (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 14, 11:31:17
      - really??? the bastards! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 11:27:47
  - PARTNER - I MEANT PARTNER!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Muddyfunster, Jul 14, 11:15:44
- Duck and Chuck is Derbyshite, Nottsshite etc East Mids. can refer to anyone, any gender. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 14, 11:08:02
- no, that's a variety of wet-fowl and the end bit of a drill (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 11:05:49
  - "end of a drill bit" - really?? I''ve not heard that (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 11:20:47
New firefox out, ever faster (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 10:50:32
- Prove it (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 14, 10:53:31
  - ... (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 14, 10:58:39
    - Is 3.5 the new one? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Jul 14, 11:05:48
      - I think so. (n/m) (General Chat) - Garry Brooke, Jul 14, 11:54:50
A very sad and sobering piece here (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 14, 10:49:31
- Spent a fair amount of time in one of those in the last few months. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 10:58:40
  - btw AB I am glad to hear your Dad is happy in his recognised environment. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 14, 11:26:20
    - Thank you. He is happier, undoubtedly, even if he can't always express it himself. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 11:30:32
  - My Dad's mind has started to desert him, some days I go and see him and I don't recognise (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 14, 11:11:56
  - My grandad (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 14, 11:05:48
  - I was lucky (if that is how you can describe it) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 11:04:34
    - although my dad only had cancer, i still try to take comfort from the fact that he had all (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 11:32:20
    - my dad died after 8-9 years of alzheimers...... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 11:12:19
  - Oh mine (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 14, 11:02:59
    - Same here. (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 11:03:21
      - And here. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 11:04:29
- I was thinking the same when listening to the radio this am (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:54:39
  - I wonder what happens in other countries (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 14, 10:59:58
    - Tony Robinson said that future generations will look back (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 11:02:24
- ... (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 10:50:33
  - Yup (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 14, 10:55:18
fao: DNB41........ (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 10:26:49
- No neeeeeeeeeed, I know. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:28:44
  - good to know....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 10:29:58
Right, a propos the thread kicked off by OG t'other day, I have decided (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:15:49
- This is "my current sexual partner, to whom I am insufficiently committed to get married"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 14, 10:40:35
  - How does not marrying suggest lack of committment? (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:46:40
    - Well (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 14, 10:54:28
      - **marriage enhances the fabric of society (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 10:59:27
      - But I have done all that in the past. I do not and am not co-habiting (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:56:51
        
        Ah, a non cohab relationship? (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 10:57:54
        
        100% chance in the next 30 years I'd have guessed (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 11:00:16
      - There you go DNB - you've only a 1 in 10 chance (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 10:56:11
        
        I've done heartache - that's probably why. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:59:39
    - Don't get OG on to God... (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 10:47:23
      - Ah. If he's a GB then that is a totally different case and I apolgise for any offence. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:50:48
        
        There probably is no god so stop worrying and enjoy your life (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 10:52:43
        
        wtf does god have to do with getting married? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 10:51:58
        
        god knows (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 10:55:55
        
        It doesn't exclusively but Believers will be far more likely to marry (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:54:52
        
        God thinks it's "a good thing" (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 10:54:31
        
        Ah, like Hurricanes, Pestilence and war? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:57:43
        
        and celebrity big brother, x factor, russell brand, chris moyles, tennis, ipswich (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 11:01:34
  - Ma bitch? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 10:41:05
    - prefer "me flaps" (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 10:44:18
- You're up north now, it's "our lass" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 10:30:16
  - *cringe* - sounds like something out of coronation street! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 10:33:16
    - I'll have to take your word for that. Don't you have to be pretty old to (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:38:34
      - i like Corrie (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 10:41:09
        
        There is one excuse and one excuse alone that is acceptable for watching Corrie. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 14, 11:11:12
        
        prefer this 'un (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 11:13:06
        
        Do you mean it's still on?? Christ it's older than telly, isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:45:01
        
        Mollie looks like a troll (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 10:43:44
    - haha, another fine chelts sneer at the underclasses (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 10:36:50
      - not really a class thing, more of a dirty norvern bastard thing! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 10:45:39
        
        until it isn't :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 10:46:22
        
        I think we need to make allowances for Chelts myopia Pants. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:49:38
        
        oh please! just becuase you're IN the north, doesnt mean you have to talk like one! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 10:56:17
        
        I'm not in the north, I'm near Ely (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:58:09
        
        arent you moving up north at some point tho? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 11:03:15
        
        I go to my new house on Fridays and come back to Fengibbon land on Monday (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 11:06:54
        
        fort you were getting a new job up there to move there full time? (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 11:13:48
        
        Yep, starting to look now. I wanted to get one trauma over first. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 11:17:09
        
        untill it the term spreads across the country? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 10:48:36
  - Shitsticks, I forgot that Pants. How do I distinguish though between her and (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:32:12
    - kids need nicknames, like nugget, or trouble, or their name :) (General Chat) - pants, Jul 14, 10:34:05
      - "our lass" is someting a leeds fan would say! (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 10:50:17
    - because your duaghter would be "Our nameofdaughter" (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:32:39
      - Correct. "Our lass" only refers to a male's fuckbunny. (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 14, 10:34:45
        
        Ok, my lass it is then, especially as she was originally a Sheffield girl. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:36:41
        
        Is "lass" any better than "girlfriend" in the chronological context? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 14, 10:44:11
        
        That is exactly what it is. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:47:19
        
        "Lass" in the north does transcend age, exactly as "boy" does in Norfolk. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 10:45:41
        
        what about Scotchland? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 10:53:08
        
        "Hen" isn't it? (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:58:44
        
        Yes, hence my question (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 14, 10:55:02
        
        The definitive guide to Northern etiquette (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:36:11
      - Ah. That rather f***s up my suggestion of "my Julie" then, dunt it. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:34:43
- I use wife even though we're not married. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 14, 10:30:13
  - I still get confused with the wife thing in gay couples though (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:32:00
    - I'm clearly not moving in the right circles. (General Chat) - APB, Jul 14, 10:33:32
      - post civil-partnership (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:35:20
- you may refer to her as your partner, however... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 10:21:14
  - I'm sure that will be the case. It's all part of the (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:30:53
- I hate 'partner' (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:16:29
  - Yes I do too (although it's not as bad as the oh so pretentious "life partner") (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:19:55
  - Would "little lady" be better? (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 14, 10:17:10
    - They're all shit really (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:18:51
      - Mmm, although of all the reasons I have heard for getting married, that's the weirdest. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:22:52
        
        I wouldn't make it a reason to marry, just a post-nuptial advantage (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:25:35
        
        List some more please. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 14, 10:31:48
        
        The knowledge of having commited to someone, and them having committed to you too (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 14, 10:41:26
        
        I feel quite teary (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:43:15
        
        same here (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 10:49:32
        
        Mine was totally non messy, although a bit painfull initially, (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:53:02
        
        well yes, but if you split from your fuckbuddy i'm sure the lack of a piece of paper isn't (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 10:54:46
        
        or even physically (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 10:56:36
        
        It costs money that could be spent on "things" (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 10:47:02
        
        doesn't need to (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:49:52
        
        Free weddings? Where? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 14, 10:56:32
        
        The legal bit is around three hundred pounds I think (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 11:03:33
        
        (sheds, a new roof, green house, getting rid of the leylendii, carpets, kitchen) (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 10:47:49
        
        inheritance tax rules (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 10:37:22
        
        I was struggling on that one. Mind you, she is still very much a novice, (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:33:25
        
        I love being married (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:37:34
        
        24-hour happiness (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:33:09
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 10:32:23
      - "Better half" is especially cringeworthy. Northerners have it well... "our Shaneece" etc (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 14, 10:20:52
      - her about the female other half being referred to as.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 10:20:44
      - Ok, how about her name. It's Julie. (n/m) (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:20:30
        
        Your Julie, My Julie etc. Excellent... distinguishes her from other peoples' Julies (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 14, 10:22:10
        
        My Julie it is then. (General Chat) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:25:24
        
        You would risk it being misheard as Toad Girl. Just a thought. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 14, 10:38:04
        
        "me julie" (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 14, 10:21:17
        
        you'll have to explain who Ali G is, me thinks... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 10:22:40
Americans who have liposuction are more likely to die than those involved in car crashes. (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 09:56:16
- probably because there's so much to suck out that they run out of anaesthetic (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:10:39
- shirley knott (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 10:04:54
  - RIP Denise Hendry btw. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:11:20
    - I'm led to believe that she's been in and out of hospital for years after a botched one. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 14, 10:23:28
      - yes - died Friday (General Chat) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:26:35
      - Awful use of tense there. Anyway... long time comnig. Very sad. (n/m) (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 14, 10:25:05
Heir Hunters - what a dreary programme. (n/m) (Other Football) - bobble, Jul 14, 09:38:01
- these fucking people dont deserve anything. (Other Football) - bobble, Jul 14, 09:41:11
  - Tip (Other Football) - Tombs, Jul 14, 09:42:03
    - thank you - i have done and now feel much better. (n/m) (Other Football) - bobble, Jul 14, 10:10:42
just out of interest - am I the only person for whom the wrath frames don't work? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 08:54:28
- yes you are (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 09:41:20
  - think if he puts his cursor at the bottom of the page a little double ended vertical arrow (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 09:43:10
- It's *always* only you who has that problem (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 09:37:08
- what are two frames? (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 08:58:27
  - The one that you can read "this" in. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 09:02:16
    - ah i geddit now (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 14, 09:04:32
- No problem here. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 08:56:08
Used NCFC's online ticket purchasing thingy last night - very impressed. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 08:37:38
- "it's far and away the best" - really? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 09:47:42
  - Yes - better than any other I've used by a long way. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 10:12:22
    - having just done a dummy booking at the Cambridge Corn Exchange... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 10:34:07
    - I've just logged on - nothing more to add. I think it's excellent (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 10:28:53
    - Sounds pretty good actually! Bit like online check-in for the planes these days. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 14, 10:26:41
  - It's weird - remember working on an online booking system in 1987 (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 09:50:38
    - No-one seems to have done it perfectly, do they. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 10:14:53
      - Indeed (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:17:14
        
        Let's write one and become millionaires (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:17:47
        
        THey got a third-party in - it's all baged up (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 10:19:01
        
        I'll have a nosey later (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:21:38
        
        fucket - It's badged up with the firm's logo and that. Hang on. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 10:19:34
        
        Iris Ticketing Solutions (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 10:21:06
        
        Blimey - just seen their exec team (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:23:56
        
        Who also do online ticketing for Everton, Man City, Panathinaikos, Liverpool and Newcastle (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 10:22:22
        
        I'm thinking (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:27:26
        
        I'm happy to pay for this. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 14, 10:42:47
        
        i wonder how much choice there was though (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 10:36:24
- it is a total load of fucking dogshit and whoever invented it needs shot in the eye (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 08:57:44
  - That happened to me (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jul 14, 09:20:06
    - you dint read the instructions very well did you? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 09:52:07
      - He works in IT - of course he didn't read instructions (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 09:53:09
        
        I imagine he just "re-booted" a number of times. I believe the afficionados call it (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:13:15
  - PEBCAK (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 09:01:26
    - i know it does but, and J Lo big BUT (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 09:09:42
      - It wants your customer number, the one printed on, if you have one, your membership card. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 09:21:06
        
        Nearest thing in my wallet is a waterstones card would that do? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 09:25:29
        
        It'll be the same number as your old membership card. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 09:30:09
        
        do you have to do the numbers in capitals too? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 14, 09:24:30
        
        Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 09:25:14
- what useful and productive things would you have done with those thousands of pounds? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 08:41:46
  - Haregoo. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 08:45:23
    - of all of themsers^^^^ (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 09:16:16
      - The fridge is a bobby dazzler, proper star. It gets stuiff properly cold, and is massive. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 09:18:58
        
        does it have a chilled water dispenser? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 09:26:17
        
        No, nor ice machine thing. I have very cold-sensitive teeth, and prefer room temp water. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 09:30:48
        
        I once had some water out of one of them and it froze my face off it was that chilled! (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 14, 09:28:26
        
        when we went on holiday last year they had one of them in the place we stayed (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 09:41:30
        
        temperature does get confusing though, It's bad enough with Celsius/Fahrenheit, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 14, 09:46:14
      - Do you want any more greenhouses? (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 09:18:26
        
        Mrs T would love to have another one, she's a Virgin (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 09:23:54
Whats a pre draw? (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 14, 07:34:02
- i may be wrong but... (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Jul 14, 10:39:47
Gutted he will be at home in the fine city when Oasis come to Bridlington... (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jul 14, 07:13:16
Todays football gossip from the Sun (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 14, 07:12:18
Bit more on Whaley... (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 00:02:51
whatever (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 00:00:34
- mug (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 14, 00:30:30
  - jealous (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 00:34:26
- Almost as good a moment as when that Northern bint punched that boxer bloke on the head (General Chat) - nixon, Jul 14, 00:29:32
  - yeah was straight in the shower (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 00:32:46
    - missed mine by 3 mins (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 14, 00:34:14
      - you live in london ffs (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 00:38:11
        
        I was not going home (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 14, 00:41:20
        
        day release? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 14, 00:44:01
        
        ho ho (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 14, 00:53:16