i know it does but, and J Lo big BUT

Me: Attemp registration
Computer: Fuck off you are already registered

Q: Forgotten password?
Me: u huh
Q: enter your membership number
Me: a Sphincter says what f**king membership number
Computer: We sent it in an email dickwad
Me: Reverse out and try again
Computer goes: "Green screen of death"

Marvelous.

Thing is I don't actually want to buy a ticket. I can go the entire day without having a ticket, but now it has eaten into the very heart of my mortal being and I have to get access to that bastard site.

Posted By: Tombs on July 14th 2009 at 09:09:42

Message Thread

Used NCFC's online ticket purchasing thingy last night - very impressed. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 08:37:38
- "it's far and away the best" - really? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 09:47:42
  - Yes - better than any other I've used by a long way. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 10:12:22
    - having just done a dummy booking at the Cambridge Corn Exchange... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 10:34:07
    - I've just logged on - nothing more to add. I think it's excellent (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 14, 10:28:53
    - Sounds pretty good actually! Bit like online check-in for the planes these days. (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 14, 10:26:41
  - It's weird - remember working on an online booking system in 1987 (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 09:50:38
    - No-one seems to have done it perfectly, do they. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 10:14:53
      - Indeed (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:17:14
        
        Let's write one and become millionaires (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:17:47
        
        THey got a third-party in - it's all baged up (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 10:19:01
        
        I'll have a nosey later (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:21:38
        
        fucket - It's badged up with the firm's logo and that. Hang on. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 10:19:34
        
        Iris Ticketing Solutions (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 10:21:06
        
        Blimey - just seen their exec team (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:23:56
        
        Who also do online ticketing for Everton, Man City, Panathinaikos, Liverpool and Newcastle (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 10:22:22
        
        I'm thinking (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 10:27:26
        
        I'm happy to pay for this. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Jul 14, 10:42:47
        
        i wonder how much choice there was though (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 10:36:24
- it is a total load of fucking dogshit and whoever invented it needs shot in the eye (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 08:57:44
  - That happened to me (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jul 14, 09:20:06
    - you dint read the instructions very well did you? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 14, 09:52:07
      - He works in IT - of course he didn't read instructions (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 09:53:09
        
        I imagine he just "re-booted" a number of times. I believe the afficionados call it (NCFC) - DNB41, Jul 14, 10:13:15
  - PEBCAK (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 09:01:26
    - i know it does but, and J Lo big BUT (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 09:09:42
      - It wants your customer number, the one printed on, if you have one, your membership card. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 09:21:06
        
        Nearest thing in my wallet is a waterstones card would that do? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 09:25:29
        
        It'll be the same number as your old membership card. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 09:30:09
        
        do you have to do the numbers in capitals too? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 14, 09:24:30
        
        Yes. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 09:25:14
- what useful and productive things would you have done with those thousands of pounds? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 14, 08:41:46
  - Haregoo. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 08:45:23
    - of all of themsers^^^^ (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 09:16:16
      - The fridge is a bobby dazzler, proper star. It gets stuiff properly cold, and is massive. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 09:18:58
        
        does it have a chilled water dispenser? (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 09:26:17
        
        No, nor ice machine thing. I have very cold-sensitive teeth, and prefer room temp water. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 14, 09:30:48
        
        I once had some water out of one of them and it froze my face off it was that chilled! (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 14, 09:28:26
        
        when we went on holiday last year they had one of them in the place we stayed (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 09:41:30
        
        temperature does get confusing though, It's bad enough with Celsius/Fahrenheit, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 14, 09:46:14
      - Do you want any more greenhouses? (NCFC) - camcan, Jul 14, 09:18:26
        
        Mrs T would love to have another one, she's a Virgin (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 14, 09:23:54

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