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Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life

Fao anyone watching the wire and not concentrating on what's happening (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 23:35:41
- translated (General Chat) - lurd, Jul 2, 23:43:01
  - that's what I thought too (General Chat) - Charles21, Jul 2, 23:54:30
Canary Corner is no more (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jul 2, 23:34:36
Inside the tent pissing out. (NCFC) - Studebaker Hoch, Jul 2, 22:48:38
- 'That "open letter" seems to have disappeared from the EDP website smartish.' (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 23:10:37
Roffle tops. Quality pinkun blubbing. The NCFC Stasi are at it again. (NCFC) - megson, Jul 2, 22:35:18
- Reading through some of those posts made one thing clear, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Jul 3, 00:09:21
- Fuck me its all kicking off over there. Anyone needing a laugh go read todays new threads. (NCFC) - megson, Jul 2, 22:44:38
  - It amazes me how they can hadn (n/m) (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 2, 23:30:54
    - handle so many years of shite, and still be back for more (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 2, 23:32:07
      - feel free to fuck off somewhere else then... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 3, 09:47:23
so we need a no 1 and 9, what about a no 2? (NCFC) - conkers, Jul 2, 22:02:32
- Spillane? (n/m) (NCFC) - Duck, Jul 2, 22:05:51
given bowfinger was critical of old board (NCFC) - conkers, Jul 2, 21:46:45
Holiday booked!!!!!!! (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 21:41:39
- Where you off on your travels to this time Mr Tombs? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 21:53:36
  - haven holiday village clacton (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 22:13:55
    - lollarge (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 22:43:08
    - lol. Includes a brunch and supper only then. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 22:14:58
waghorn still not up to date (NCFC) - Dave in France, Jul 2, 21:29:37
- He waiting for his article to be approved by Stephan Phillips (NCFC) - KentonCanary, Jul 2, 21:33:11
- Bolted on down to the pub perhaps. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 21:31:44
Ana Ivanovic in one box, Claire Balding in the other (General Chat) - The Judge, Jul 2, 21:04:08
- i'd shag claire balding, bet she's naughty (n/m) (General Chat) - lmc, Jul 2, 21:20:17
  - bet she's hairy (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Jul 2, 21:22:29
- No deal. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 21:05:59
  - Serena is all yours - enjoy (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Jul 2, 21:15:41
    - Balls. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 21:16:51
      - Oh dear, I meant Balding - I'm no Noel Edmonds am I? He's great at this. (n/m) (General Chat) - The Judge, Jul 2, 21:21:56
anyone seen pants lately (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 20:51:13
- he got banned again (n/m) (NCFC) - Bristol Graham, Jul 2, 21:35:12
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 2, 22:31:28
- Not seen him in weeks. You have scared him off totlaly this time (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 2, 20:57:56
  - me!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 20:59:19
    - A question mark is the curly one I think you'll find (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Jul 2, 21:01:53
- totally haven't (n/m) (NCFC) - The Judge, Jul 2, 20:53:36
Shrewsbury have signed a new striker today..maybe (Other Football) - roland rat, Jul 2, 20:44:31
- Time to bolt on Holt (n/m) (Other Football) - The Judge, Jul 2, 20:47:36
  - Bollox (Other Football) - Iwan Husarmi, Jul 2, 20:55:52
    - He really was the ideal defensive midfield player... (Other Football) - Alan, Jul 2, 21:23:54
Welcome: Bumble, Biggins and Saddam (NCFC) - The Judge, Jul 2, 20:32:36
- Haha (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 2, 21:06:25
- mary mungo midge (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 20:47:51
in honour of IED and his Tutu (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 20:08:02
- *claps* (n/m) (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 2, 20:17:06
  - this has to be the best thing on youtube... (General Chat) - Dave in France, Jul 2, 20:22:07
Chuckle at someones response to new directors (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jul 2, 19:41:46
It is indescribably hot here, probably one of the hottest places i have ever been!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 19:18:09
- Show ya face... you must be in my flat (n/m) (General Chat) - Taxi 4 Johnson, Jul 2, 19:41:54
In response to a couple of degree-related posts below (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 2, 18:13:04
- How much debt will you be left with at the end or it all? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Jul 2, 23:54:51
- mickey mouse degre? *cough* (NCFC) - city_lad, Jul 2, 19:20:45
  - "you're" (NCFC) - Charles21, Jul 2, 19:31:49
  - girls, girls!!!! GIRLS!!!! (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 2, 19:24:38
- Some advice............. (NCFC) - usacanary, Jul 2, 19:13:27
- Good for you, well done (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 2, 18:47:32
  - just p*ssed myself reading that reply : ) very funny & nimmotwinesque (n/m) (NCFC) - 1902, Jul 2, 23:20:47
  - Wented, it's wented. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 18:49:12
    - OF COURSE!! Dammit. (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 2, 18:49:48
      - rolf (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 2, 19:15:41
      - idiots. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 18:50:08
        
        *ideots* (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 19:04:53
- ... (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 18:39:03
- Well done mate (NCFC) - Klobo04, Jul 2, 18:32:54
- Well done mate, don't take any notice of these fools pn here. (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 2, 18:23:11
  - Indeed (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 2, 18:25:38
- Still, only a 2:2. Got to be disappointed (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Jul 2, 18:17:36
  - I am (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 2, 18:21:39
- good for you, truly happy for you (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 2, 18:16:30
- Good for you mr (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 2, 18:14:18
  - It is expected on here (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 2, 18:17:03
Quality effort by Warwickshire against England in the warm up match....... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 18:03:46
- i've been mostly watching the orztrayliyuns vs the england lions at new road (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 18:06:29
  - ... (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 2, 18:08:16
    - ... (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 18:15:23
      - Proper Cricket tea is that. A woman made that. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 18:17:25
        
        thank goodness for women (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 18:25:26
        
        Women: excellent at making Tea! (General Chat) - Sugbad The Bad, Jul 2, 18:53:53
        
        that is a truism (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 19:16:44
  - oo jubbles way to spend a sunny afternoon. Glass of Wine too? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 18:08:00
    - nope, i've spent the entire afternoon watching clikkit and trying to book a holiday (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 18:11:34
      - You still on your alchol free / no bread diet Mr Tombs? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 18:15:19
        
        sort of (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 18:17:56
        
        Bacon Bapage, tis a must have on a Friday morning. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 18:18:42
        
        i was going to do a sausage bap at the norfolk show yesty but couldn't be faffed with it (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 18:24:49
        
        Frest and healthy. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 18:29:49
        
        *fresh (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 18:30:40
Williams v Williams final. What a bunch of arse! (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 2, 17:20:42
- Huge arse as well (Other Sports) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:22:31
  - Her massive melons counterbalance it. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 2, 17:25:27
    - WW2 (n/m) (Other Sports) - jAC, Jul 2, 17:27:36
      - WW4 shirley? (Other Sports) - Totally, Jul 2, 17:50:49
  - Isn't her huge arse counterbalanced by equally huge tits? (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:24:08
- I'd allow them some new balls (n/m) (Other Sports) - Totally, Jul 2, 17:22:24
  - They'd totally kill you (n/m) (Other Sports) - Small, Jul 2, 17:26:21
Please, please, please rain in the next 24hrs!!! (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:18:36
- Have a wash... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 2, 17:22:01
  - Indeed it does and I will as soon as I get home (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:23:02
Been to busy to Wotb today. Quick Q, these new director Bods. Any cash behind them? (NCFC) - megson, Jul 2, 17:07:39
- *too* (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:12:23
  - Meh. 7 minutes past my home time, bit rushed that post. (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 2, 18:55:03
  - mog (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 2, 17:15:15
- New chairman seems to be dripping with cash. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:09:51
  - According to OG's synopsis below, I'd imagine he'd not spare his (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:13:36
    - I got that impression also. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:15:03
      - Have you SEEN his "open letter" below?????? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:18:45
        
        Just read it. Then I read it again, because I enjoyed it so much first time. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:23:28
        
        "we have been dissatisfied with the executive management of the club for a number of years (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:30:52
        
        I like these gems: (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:33:16
        
        Well, his bluff has been well and truly called now (n/m) (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 2, 17:53:06
        
        I'd love to see what happens when Selwyn meets him on a street corner (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:26:09
        
        a veritable ROFFLETOP from me (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 19:02:14
        
        Do me a favour. Selwyns *might* just might mumble "cunt" from the other side of the road. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:31:19
        
        selwyn came 3rd in his class yesterday. (n/m) (NCFC) - Small, Jul 2, 17:29:48
        
        HAHA! (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:32:18
        
        demanding the sex on the fuck rug when he gets in (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 2, 17:36:13
        
        eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:40:20
  - can't see much evidence of that (NCFC) - jAC, Jul 2, 17:11:23
- Bowkett is loaded (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:08:16
  - football loaded tho? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 17:09:47
    - I think 10s (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:13:22
      - Hope he invests in some decent beer for the bars instead of that generic cooking beer. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 17:15:04
        
        ^^^Important issue^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 17:15:23
        
        Well done for bringing the debate back to what really matters (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:19:26
        
        He says drinking pepsi max in his toyota yaris (n/m) (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 2, 17:28:48
        
        I like the Toyota Yaris, thinking of buying one for the Gitlets (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:31:23
        
        Get them one of these gems - they'll love you forever (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:35:07
        
        That's a shoebox on wheels (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:40:32
        
        Wow. That's lush. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:35:53
  - loaded compared to me? to you? or in a football sense? (n/m) (NCFC) - megson, Jul 2, 17:08:52
Eccles cake (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:06:00
Altogether now. Ahhhhhhhhh. (Other Football) - jafski, Jul 2, 16:48:00
- Bates really is a horrible old cunt. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:51:14
  - Careful, he's very litigious. (n/m) (Other Football) - jafski, Jul 2, 16:53:50
    - He won't be after he's had a close encounter with AB's shovel (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 2, 16:59:43
      - Yebbut I reckon AB's all talk and somebody elses trousers. (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:07:11
        
        I lose track. So AB and OG have *both* got gay cars? (n/m) (Other Football) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 17:09:05
        
        I have *not* got a gay car. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 17:11:57
        
        Yep, along with anyone who drives a Renault Megan and whatever Chelts drives:-) (n/m) (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:11:42
        
        a fiat 500 (n/m) (Other Football) - Totally, Jul 2, 17:40:03
      - Unbelievably stupid libel though dontcha think? As our resident legal expert. (Other Football) - jafski, Jul 2, 17:00:57
        
        Because he is what is known in the trade as (Other Football) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:07:47
Fucking Useless Fucking Archant (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:34:22
- This look like it (NCFC) - Ben, Jul 2, 17:13:37
  - OH YES ! THATS MORE LIKE IT! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 2, 18:21:30
  - 'Legion' - like that word. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Jul 2, 17:20:26
  - that is intut (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 17:18:46
  - HOLY FUCKING MOLY (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:17:15
- it included the word 'Indefatigable' too (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:40:55
Wynn-Jones has said to not rule out another appointment to the board in the coming weeks (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:33:55
- Nigel Bertram perhaps? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:35:15
i'm liking the sound of this Alan Bowkett (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:24:10
- Sounds like a Grade 'A' c**t to me. Still, just one of a kind - the world is full of them. (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 16:43:25
  - He is a hard bastard (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 16:58:17
    - Not sure why that is OG, my old man was a sailor from Devon. (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:04:51
    - donated money to the Tories though... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 17:01:22
      - I know, I was trying to enrage CB (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 17:06:24
        
        A bit like Roeder then (n/m) (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 2, 17:11:32
        
        Whoop! There it is. (n/m) (NCFC) - pantstrollingagain, Jul 2, 17:20:51
        
        Here's the map for you (NCFC) - Totally, Jul 2, 17:41:04
        
        No problem with any of that except this bit: (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:10:34
      - Exactly - (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 17:03:32
I propose Dohkett & Fuckups as the wroth/wrath comedy names. Any other suggestions? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 16:22:30
An Archant board member on the NCFC board? (NCFC) - Claygate_Canary, Jul 2, 16:14:12
- before that in the Worthington era it was totally the other way (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 2, 16:19:04
- I've met him a few times. Looks like Lord Lucan. At least one of us was really pissed. (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 16:15:35
  - Why aren't you on ya way to Latitood? Thought all you lot wus garn (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 16:40:32
    - Not me guv. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 16:45:38
Fuck me ragged. New chairman's got quite the CV ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:06:41
- They're starting to fuck me off already (n/m) (NCFC) - Tron, Jul 2, 16:20:52
- thas fucker Waggers roight up (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 2, 16:09:52
  - still nothing from the Archant hacks on Twatter though (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:13:50
    - Archant hacks are only on twatter in the hope that they'll pick a rumour up from one of us (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 2, 16:16:28
- I know him a bit (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 16:09:48
  - Good man. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:10:25
- And now they're playing "She's An Easy Lover" by Phil Collinses. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:08:10
  - lol (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 2, 16:10:47
    - And now they're playing "I Want Your Love" by Chic. Saucy fuckers. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:14:25
Official SMS: New chairman, two new directors. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:04:19
- If you were a football match I'd be booing and shouting 'what a load of rubbish'. (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 16:10:26
  - ^^^ that puts you on a level with selwyn, fanwise ^^^ (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 16:15:05
    - Scrammers "First With The News" Scrampton. Had time to check interweb and copy and paste a (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 16:18:28
- AB's back where he should be, ITS ALL GOOD ! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 2, 16:09:59
- me bloody phone's turned itself off n'all... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:06:07
- Oh, you tried so hard as well... (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 2, 16:06:05
  - Surely AB gets the points here? His message tells you what happened (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 16:08:28
    - he certainly gets the SMS one cos my phone was turned off (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:09:59
***Official Club Statement*** (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:04:13
- They forgot to mention the many tens of millions they are investing (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 2, 16:08:32
- Stephan Phillips (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:08:16
- Alan Bowkett (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:07:13
  - that's a picture of Steve Morgan, by the way... (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 17:55:44
- The MD of Archant Norfolk? That's a strange one. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 2, 16:06:08
  - Ridiculous appointment (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 16:11:00
    - Conflict of interests there and no mistake. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:12:05
  - yep - hope the club and EDP don't get to close again (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 2, 16:10:00
  - Yes (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Jul 2, 16:09:35
- Oh. (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 2, 16:04:56
Brie (very sweaty), Lettuce and Cranberry Wholemeal Bagit, Eccles cake, napple (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 2, 16:03:52
Official SMS: (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 2, 16:01:22
- Its about new board according to Radio Norfolk... will get it off there first (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 2, 16:02:03
  - I'm not putting Norfick on again, not two days running. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:03:22
  - tell us what they're saying then (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 16:03:14
  - New board? (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 2, 16:02:23
    - + members. I think. Sorry. They're talking about hot dogs (warm canines) at the mo (n/m) (NCFC) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 2, 16:03:56
      - The Gudge doesn't sound very happy about them dead dags. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 16:16:49
- Go lick your balls, hairy face (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 16:01:51
15 minutes until that underwhelming feeling overtakes us again. (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 15:46:32
- Why, what happens in 15 minutes? (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:48:05
  - No silly, Cress Ponference. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 15:50:08
  - There's a presser up FCR. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 15:49:44
    - OIC (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:57:50
      - ^^ Spoiler alert ^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 16:00:17
    - a "mate" told me they'd moved up to Ber Street these days! (n/m) (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 15:56:01
    - Are you poised to try and claw back some SMS respectability? (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 15:52:30
      - You're all going to have to get used to a League One standard. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 15:53:54
        
        Yes, we have no bananas. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 15:56:09
A Desmond for ied, then (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:31:03
- I bet you daren't say that to his face when you over take him in your nissan micra (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 15:31:49
  - You failed to mis-spell your username in the title of your post (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 15:37:42
    - Inconsistency is shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 15:41:35
  - he drives a mini! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Jul 2, 15:37:15
    - I really like it, too (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:39:22
      - ^^^ Turned. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 15:39:39
        
        Chase me, WOTB big boy (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:40:07
    - Is that a euphemism? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 15:37:54
Ah, I see the Doc has been trotted out to make some positive statements to the press (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:29:04
- Did he grab the journalists' shirts on the way in and give a sharp tug? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 15:36:40
  - Yes, and then he did a brilliant dropped-jaw-I-don't-believe-it look (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:50:27
Black Eyed Peas at Glastonbury - Y'alllllll ok London (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 2, 15:17:07
- Fergie was hot though (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 15:19:34
  - Fuckanory. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 15:24:23
    - Susan Boyle in one box, Jessica Alba in the other, the banker offers you Fergie (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:26:58
      - Wouldn't miss a beat. As long as she didn't wee herself again. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 15:28:31
  - You sure? (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 2, 15:21:53
  - she either looks hot or shot (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 2, 15:20:41
    - Or WET! (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 2, 15:27:05
      - I'd bid ?20,000 for them (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 15:30:23
    - I'd let her blacken my peas (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 15:23:51
      - Surely you mean "She could French my beans" (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:27:31
        
        She could pump it with my humps anytime she wanted. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 15:30:13
        
        Is that a pulse related double entendre? (General Chat) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:32:17
        
        I just wiki'd them if I'm brutally frank with you. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 15:35:41
New Board members to be announced? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 15:10:26
- Yes Roger Munby the Turners and Neil Doncaster return. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 2, 15:18:19
  - well at least they've got football club running experience... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 15:19:43
    - *ruining* (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Jul 2, 15:24:05
    - good point (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 2, 15:20:23
- Here we go again. Delia to introduce new pie range at home games (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 2, 15:14:13
- ...he calls himself "Mr" Dick Faghorn?! (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 15:11:14
I think I know what's happened to Charles (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 2, 15:08:14
- PRINCE PHILIP HASN'T GONE AND DONE HIM IN AN ALL HAS HE? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 15:09:31
  - Martin Bashir interviewed Dear Dead Diana and Jacko. When does he do Nick Griffin? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 15:14:12
    - Imagine Nick Griffin's face if Martin Bashir were to 'do him'. His funny eye would swivel (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 15:16:42
    - half 8 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 15:16:14
  - No, it was Mrs Slocombe in Haberdashery with her Pussy. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 15:13:30
I hope the death of Michael Jackson doesnt re-ignite Uri Gellers career. (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 14:56:23
- He's got his own series over here, the fuckun waredoo (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 2, 15:15:02
- Did he experiment on Jacko's nose? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:57:34
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Jul 2, 15:06:26
Serena working up quite a sweat (n/m) (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 2, 14:55:41
- Phw...errrrm...actually.... (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:57:16
Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:52:29
- Shut your Paul McFeighce, uncle fucker (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:54:43
  - I've got something to put in you! I've got something to put in you! In Paul McGeigh's bar. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:56:45
    - as long as Paul doesnt end up like his cousin....... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 14:58:41
      - Chairman Mao (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:59:05
        
        lives in Slough (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 15:07:25
        
        He likes to go a fuck a cow (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 15:09:48
        
        He built a nation (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 15:10:07
        
        Hates Slough station (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 15:10:22
        
        But isn't seen around much now (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 15:10:35
World taken over by Super Ants (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 14:48:06
- Those who haven't read Hofstadters "Prelude, Ant Fugue" from Goedel, Escher, Bach should (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:50:13
pah! tennis is shit and michael jackson is shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 14:45:25
- Rambo only one game away from going out though (n/m) (General Chat) - Hulk Rules, Jul 2, 14:47:51
- Farrah Fawcett? Mrs Slowcum? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:46:19
  - they were shit too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 14:55:20
    - I like consistency (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:56:55
      - consistency is shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 14:59:18
        
        *is* or *of*? (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:59:38
        
        Jesus. I hate the close season. (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:59:49
        
        "of" is shit. so is the close season. its shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 15:02:25
        
        SHit is Shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 15:05:06
        
        SiH is Shit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 15:15:54
        
        Na-naa naa-na-na (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 15:17:54
        
        agreed, where as "Shit" is the dogs danglers. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 15:06:12
        
        Na-naa naa-na-na (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 15:05:43
        
        ...goodbye! (bananarama?) (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 15:35:56
        
        (my earlier comment re the close season refers) (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 15:38:15
        
        your earlier comment was shit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 15:54:06
        
        No question (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 15:58:01
MIRACLE!!!! (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:39:22
- It's what he would of wanted. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 14:48:56
  - I'm going to come back as a greasy stain too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 2, 14:52:11
- Brillo (n/m) (General Chat) - UtterlyHuckerby, Jul 2, 14:42:17
Paul Mc F88king Veigh in the name of god (n/m) (NCFC) - UtterlyHuckerby, Jul 2, 14:33:58
- YESSSS!!!!!! SUTCHY'N'HOLTY'N'ADRIANFORBESY'N'LLEWELL YNY'N'LEEFUCKINGPOWERSY!!!!! (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:41:23
- Watch out for the return of Such and Cootes in the near future (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 14:37:44
- Didn't know that was his middle NcNeighm (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:35:29
I have just been unfortunate enough to hear some of the International Shrieking Competitio (Other Sports) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 14:27:03
- hormonal middle aged women eating strawberries competition. (n/m) (Other Sports) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 14:43:15
- Don't you mean "Shrecking"? (Other Sports) - CB41, Jul 2, 14:28:26
  - That donkey gets on my tits (n/m) (Other Sports) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:28:43
Went into Ely just now where it's about 52DegC and what's the first thing I see? (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 2, 13:33:35
- That's Ely for you, have you been to Littleport? (General Chat) - trueyellow, Jul 2, 15:11:04
- der, its the fashion (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 2, 13:58:40
  - Then he's definitely a w***er for allowing his pursuit of fashion (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 2, 14:05:53
    - i bet you wore dingers in the 60's and 70's (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 2, 14:14:09
      - Ah, probably (except for 1). Don't see the relevance though. (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 2, 14:25:42
        
        dingers, flares, bell bottoms were the fashion (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 2, 14:41:51
        
        Ah yes. Not sure of their relevance to the tremperature, but I did wear flares now n then (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 2, 15:09:57
      - Don't know, hang on a jiff while I google (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 2, 14:24:02
- A Merkin? (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 2, 13:40:12
  - Don't think so, going by the car he was getting out of. (n/m) (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 2, 13:47:16
"I'm not a hero, I'm an idiot." (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 13:31:35
Don't worry, it's shit and the prices are rip-off city (Other Football) - CB41, Jul 2, 13:29:41
PK's made the news... (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 13:15:05
"I understand that I can lose the next match if I don't play my best".. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 2, 13:10:31
- Mensa have his phone ringing off the hook (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:36:16
- is he still in it?? (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 14:13:17
  - He seems to have had an easy draw. Think the next bloke he plays is good (General Chat) - CB41, Jul 2, 14:27:12
    - Murray is number 3 in the world (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 2, 14:39:28
      - lump on (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Jul 2, 14:44:51
        
        hard-on (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 14:56:56
        
        tamp-on (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:58:36
        
        jizz-on (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 15:08:03
- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 2, 13:13:25
  - Has there ever been a Scottish Wimbledon finalist? (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 2, 13:24:03
    - defo pre war (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 2, 13:34:10
- *a* (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 2, 13:10:55
Lady in get your hands off my cash legal shocker... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 2, 13:07:45
Oi Sellers! get your arse back down the Royal Norfolk Show (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 12:46:36
Tornado down (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 12:42:21
- Bet they make a helluver row when they crash into the side of a mountain. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 12:54:49
  - or a great big microphone (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 12:57:09
- Fuckanory, them Scots Nationalists have gone too far this time. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 12:43:39
Nice to see Jesus Christ paying us a quick visit (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 12:42:13
- Hi (n/m) (General Chat) - Jesus Christ, Jul 2, 12:48:51
  - Hello. How's things in paradise? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 12:50:44
    - I would imagine so (General Chat) - Jesus Christ, Jul 2, 12:55:58
      - Why does your old man move in mysterious ways? I've always wondered that. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 13:02:43
        
        He's been at the gin (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:20:17
        
        God probably doesn't exist so, stop worrying about it and enjoy your life. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 13:04:23
        
        I liked the church by a bus stop that had a sign up saying "there's probably no bus" (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 14:10:46
        
        Seems to be the ones that don't believe who worry too much (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 13:21:57
        
        Nah (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 2, 13:23:28
        
        non believers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 13:23:56
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 2, 13:39:43
        
        No (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 2, 13:27:55
        
        oh (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 13:28:19
      - Well they do say East Grinstead is next to godliness (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 2, 12:58:32
        
        They don't apparently (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 13:04:15
andy murray (n/m) (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 2, 12:26:23
- going home first week, Del Potro to win the tournament (Other Sports) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 12:40:42
  - Lost his house betting on Wimbledon (Other Sports) - duke of york, Jul 2, 13:00:37
    - 'wanking strangers for coppers' (Other Sports) - Brandonio, Jul 2, 14:20:42
      - and he did it for firemen (n/m) (Other Sports) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 14:41:55
    - sadly true (Other Sports) - SCC 28, Jul 2, 13:03:04
- Yes, what? (n/m) (Other Sports) - CB41, Jul 2, 12:35:18
  - I was gonna have some of that too, but no where near bookies or comp... (Other Sports) - Alan, Jul 2, 14:14:41
who blacked out my wrath (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Jul 2, 12:22:23
- Three morris dancers (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 13:55:36
- Nelson Mandela (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 12:24:43
- Foulger. (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 12:24:19
Possibly famous last words but..... (NCFC) - trueyellow, Jul 2, 12:21:22
- dont dare if hes not.hes shit (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 12:26:22
  - Best player we have ..easily. (n/m) (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Jul 2, 12:50:02
    - Clingan's surely our best player by a Norfolk mile (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 12:51:43
      - I'd rather Wes anyday..match winner,creator and our only flair player (NCFC) - BINMEN8R, Jul 2, 13:00:49
      - Norfok Country mile to you Clapton dweller (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jul 2, 12:59:10
  - He might be ok in League One (NCFC) - Ben, Jul 2, 12:40:34
    - If he stays & stays fit, and isn't in the L1 team of the season, I'll eat my pants (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 12:46:20
      - Will you post the footage as proof? (n/m) (NCFC) - trueyellow, Jul 2, 13:07:31
  - But we are shit, have been for decades, so he'll fit in a treat (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 12:34:47
  - You know fuck all about football then. Case dismissed. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 12:34:11
  - Idiot, Best player in the team! irreplaceable!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Alan, Jul 2, 12:28:27
    - RATHER HAVE A HALF FIT HUCKS THAN THAT LIGHTWEIGHT (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 20:45:39
  - or care even (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 12:26:41
    - I hear we're signing a replacement... (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 2, 12:31:33
- I hope so. Looks more likely than Clingan (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 12:23:28
Totlaly proverb of the day. Tango and pimms tastes like curry (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 12:15:03
- Have you seen them new Tango bus-shelter advert posters? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 12:21:38
  - do himmers's emissions smell of citrus fruit? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 12:22:44
    - No Eye Deer. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 12:23:24
      - haha, nope (n/m) (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 12:57:38
      - Doyouthinkhesaurus? (n/m) (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 12:35:23
Bored of Proverbs (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Jul 2, 11:58:54
- !!!!!! WITH !!!!!! - (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 12:33:23
  - Ewe our board two? (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Jul 2, 13:01:42
- Kilimanjaroly (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 2, 12:06:02
African Proverb for Ralf Scrampton (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Jul 2, 11:57:56
- ok... (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 11:59:14
  - Not a problem (n/m) (NCFC) - EtuWHO, Jul 2, 12:00:28
Also, we're on the box in September: (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 2, 11:44:26
- ww2 (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 12:04:33
- Will ridiculously be considered a local derby by Look Twats and About Wankers. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 11:51:15
  - its the nearest we will get 4 a while so accept it as 1 (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 12:23:24
    - No, shan't. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 12:37:06
  - I hate those franchise scum fucks, I really hope we beat them, and if I see that Wankleman (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 11:54:56
    - Oh (n/m) (NCFC) - CB41, Jul 2, 12:36:21
    - Not quite sure how I read that as (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 2, 11:56:26
      - Don't be silly, I'm not wasting my crayfish spitting prowess on that fucker (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 12:04:50
    - I had some crayfish at the norfolk show yesterday (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 2, 11:56:02
      - What, better than the press conference? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 12:07:26
        
        i missed the press conference but saw bryan gunn wearing a daft hat (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 2, 12:10:19
        
        Will I get ridiculed if I admit to liking that hat? (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 12:16:33
        
        Yep. You twat. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 12:17:21
        
        Afro proverb of the day - It's not the hat you should mock it's the cunt wearing it (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 12:19:46
        
        Very clever man that African. Very clever. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 12:23:25
        
        Nelson Mandela (n/m) (NCFC) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 12:25:35
      - People knock the Crayfish but I tell you what, you could leave your door unlocked when the (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 12:04:24
        
        was this them? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 12:09:25
        
        Yes, that's the famour night in the Blind Blenny where they shot Jack "The Twat" McNobby (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 12:15:50
- Bloody Great (NCFC) - inutero, Jul 2, 11:47:59
  - i drive past it 2-3 times a week... (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 11:49:43
    - quite handy (NCFC) - south, Jul 2, 12:01:35
Congrats IED, but...... (General Chat) - samcd84, Jul 2, 11:43:38
- I was very suprised at that as well (General Chat) - Brandonio, Jul 2, 14:24:42
- Yep (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 2, 12:09:26
- I never went to Uni so have limited knowledge of it (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 2, 11:52:17
  - Not necessarily. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 11:56:21
    - Wrong (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Jul 2, 14:02:09
    - It is a bit crap though... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Jul 2, 13:01:00
    - Not true (General Chat) - scruffy, Jul 2, 12:43:39
    - yes, thats a bit shit intut. (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 12:03:50
      - dunt matters (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 12:08:39
        
        they wasted 3-4 years at uni.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 12:10:29
        
        seems a bit of an odd thing to do to be honest (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 12:12:05
    - so it works pretty much the same as A-levels and GCSEs then... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 12:02:20
      - Do they work like that too? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 12:03:12
        
        I thought they just shifted the bands down (dumbing down). (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 2, 12:11:22
        
        So, you could say that they've no real idea (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 2, 12:20:40
        
        they do compare one year's question paper against another's (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 12:32:29
        
        ... but ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 12:35:38
        
        it's also in the schools interests to do as well in the exam results league tables as poss (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 12:39:13
        
        You *do* only need 9% to get an A*. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 12:22:46
        
        Ralf's right... I just couldn't possibly have been so eloquent (General Chat) - sheffieldcanary, Jul 2, 12:13:40
        
        they do indeed (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 12:10:31
    - exactly what i wasn't thinking (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 11:59:37
  - a better way of saying what I was thinking... (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 2, 11:55:09
- Fucking tax dodgers (n/m) (General Chat) - stringersrevenge, Jul 2, 11:51:25
- A "Desmond" allows you to do most things these days.... (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 11:48:11
- Swot I thought as well (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 2, 11:47:07
  - Depends what it is (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 2, 12:09:36
- They let anyone do anything at University these days. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 11:46:40
  - should *of* got in (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 11:51:06
    - See? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 11:52:29
This is terrible. Don't watch it. (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 11:41:16
- be careful at work all the time (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 11:52:33
- This video is not available in your country due to copyright restrictions (n/m) (General Chat) - Cheltenham_Canary, Jul 2, 11:48:43
  - It's Jessica Alba dancing in "Sin City" (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 13:54:58
A veritable thumb war of players to sign by the middle of next week... (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 2, 11:39:45
- Waggers always mentions a Sammy Clingan leaving. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 11:42:13
  - 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 11:59:33
  - the overuse of "a" in any football speak angers me irrationally, as does (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jul 2, 11:45:22
  - Dunno... (NCFC) - Dog, Jul 2, 11:43:45
and we're back... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 11:29:55
African Proverb of the day: (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 11:26:46
- Bored of Proverbs part 2 (General Chat) - EtuWHO, Jul 2, 12:00:12
game against MakkyD's on Sky (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 11:14:03
halloooooooooooooooo (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 11:04:07
still all dark for me. Am I shouting into the void? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 10:35:07
it's all gone black for me again. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 10:14:18
- and me (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 10:28:52
where is my refund-asked foulger at the show but he didnt seem to know! (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 09:55:06
- That's why he asked. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 11:37:05
- exactly how you had escaped from your pen? (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 2, 09:56:15
The Doc wants to lead us next season, I think he will be a major player for us next year. (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Jul 2, 09:49:11
- i reckon he's going to score 9 goals next season (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 09:55:54
  - and now the fucking board's broke(n) (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 09:57:19
    - ?? (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 2, 10:02:14
- hope he's not going to start giving ridiculous gung ho quotes in the local rag (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 2, 09:53:22
  - As if. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 09:55:06
- he should do ok,be about his correct level (n/m) (NCFC) - selwyn, Jul 2, 09:52:06
- Right! Squad, all together now, FLAP arms GRAB shirt PULL, aaaand again, FLAP GRAB PULL (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 09:51:17
  - That will get us out of this league, you know. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 2, 09:53:07
norfolk show was so damned good i have decided to go again today (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 09:41:56
- Let me know who wins Tamworth of the Year (n/m) (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 11:41:37
- I remember loathing the Norfolk Show even as a small child. Wild horses wouldn't drag me (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 09:49:20
  - Been once, for work (General Chat) - duke of york, Jul 2, 09:53:16
- sorry to hear about Mrs Tombs. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 09:48:47
  - me too (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 09:51:07
Robert Romans BA (York) 2.2 (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 2, 09:37:50
- Well done (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Jul 2, 09:46:48
- congrats n'that (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 09:43:57
- Congrats. I got one of them n'all. A gentleman's (drinkers) degree. (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 09:43:55
  - I did a proper subject too! (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 2, 09:44:35
    - Linguistics? Sounds like the statistical study of a type of pasta to me. (n/m) (NCFC) - jafski, Jul 2, 09:47:17
      - the Physics of making and cooking with pasta (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 09:48:55
- Well done Desmond! (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 09:40:47
- Congratulations.... The next time I see you in person Im sure u will say (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 2, 09:40:18
  - Didn't know British Airways had a York office (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 2, 09:45:34
    - I'm doing a Masters in Journalism (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 2, 09:50:43
      - Worst possible time to want to be a journalist though (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 2, 09:54:26
  - It wasn't a media studies degree! (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 2, 09:42:45
    - What degree is it?! (n/m) (NCFC) - DiscoDaleGordon, Jul 2, 09:43:47
      - Linguistics (n/m) (NCFC) - iwans_ex_dentist, Jul 2, 09:44:14
        
        What's that all about then? (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 2, 09:45:32
        
        ♀ (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 09:47:57
        
        pasta (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Jul 2, 09:46:40
Amanzimtoti, South Africa, is the world's most dangerous place for fatal shark attacks. Th (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 09:33:46
RIP Mrs. Slocombe. Who will tend to her pussy now ?!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 2, 09:14:39
- SHE KNEW TOO MUCH!!!!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Conspiracy Theorist, Jul 2, 09:36:12
- Fawcett, Jackson and now Sugden. The world of celebrity rocked to it's very core. (General Chat) - jafski, Jul 2, 09:34:24
- WW2 (General Chat) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 09:31:46
- I'm free! (n/m) (General Chat) - Higher Wrather, Jul 2, 09:17:28
What a great day for Indian bummers (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 2, 09:11:51
"Worthy ruined my career" - Paul McVeigh (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Jul 2, 08:47:59
- I'd have thought it was the over drinking and eating that caused his career to bugger up (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 2, 09:24:07
  - c.f. Phil Mulryne (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 09:37:06
    - Yep, can't argue with that! (n/m) (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jul 2, 09:44:40
- Guinness ruined his career IMO (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Jul 2, 09:12:24
  - it's never done my career any harm... (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 09:38:43
- Totally agree (NCFC) - Hulk Rules, Jul 2, 09:11:13
  - he scored a few ghouls tho (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 09:25:57
    - Not a waste of space at all - one of the most talented players we've had here. (NCFC) - Higher Wrather, Jul 2, 10:00:10
    - He was very good for a couple of seasons (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 2, 09:30:03
    - Yebbut, he left Norwich, therefore he's shit, and always was shit. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 09:27:58
  - I seem to recall Iwan Roberts was quite critical of him in his book. (n/m) (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 2, 09:14:23
    - Don't remember that. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 09:24:36
      - Nor do I (NCFC) - duke of york, Jul 2, 09:38:43
        
        Iwan said "...and as for that useless lazy nomark McTwat, he'll never amount to fuck all" (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 09:42:22
        
        If I had the book to hand, I'd dig it out. (NCFC) - tim berry, Jul 2, 09:52:49
Canada is the world?s leading producer of wood. It has the largest bay, the longest coastl (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 08:05:33
- ,possesses 1/3 of world's fresh water and is the only country to have invaded the US (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Jul 2, 09:13:18
  - Not true SIH (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 2, 11:32:28
- the oldest rocks in the world one is utter bullshit (General Chat) - Tombs, Jul 2, 08:17:48
- are those Canada facts connected in an interesting way? (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 08:16:45
  - they would all come under the heading of "Geography" if this were a school lesson (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 09:35:55
WE LOVE YOU PAUL McSMALL, and if it's quite alright (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 07:55:55
- We love you Paul Mcsmall, although you're old and sh*te (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 08:05:12
Help needed (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 2, 07:39:40
- This might be of help, if not sorry (General Chat) - KentonCanary, Jul 2, 08:28:45
  - and now in the right place (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 2, 08:40:22
Derby have turned down 2 bids from Norwich for Dickinson (NCFC) - roland rat, Jul 2, 07:29:50
- Exactly what you need in that league.... (NCFC) - walksie, Jul 2, 08:32:53
  - Cheers (NCFC) - mike_the_sphinx, Jul 2, 08:38:04
- b@stards (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 08:04:08
  - Yes from what I've seen I think he has bags of potential (NCFC) - Brandonio, Jul 2, 09:25:39
    - not for us. No one scores 20 goals a season for us. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Jul 2, 09:26:35
      - When was the last time we got 20 goals in a season from one player? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Jul 2, 09:41:16
        
        how many did little Ern get? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Jul 2, 09:46:18
        
        1837 (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Jul 2, 09:44:31
Would quite like to know why he is missing ?75 of his wages this week (General Chat) - Klobo04, Jul 2, 07:01:45
Brazilian Cup Final for Night Owls (Other Football) - waltonyellow, Jul 2, 01:42:51
season 3 of the wire (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 2, 00:04:51
- Just you (n/m) (General Chat) - scruffy, Jul 2, 07:20:41
- Why am I not totlaly surprised by this? (General Chat) - Totally, Jul 2, 00:18:41
  - what? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 2, 00:22:09
    - programme lol (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 2, 00:22:33
- It's you (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 2, 00:11:57
  - maybe just a bit bored of it (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 2, 00:14:51
    - how did that drug dealer avon get out so soon lee? (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 2, 00:23:50
      - Havent watched ep5 yet (General Chat) - Yellalee, Jul 2, 00:31:18
        
        ok ta (General Chat) - SCC 28, Jul 2, 00:33:51
        
        Spoilers (General Chat) - scruffy, Jul 2, 07:20:08

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