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I’ve basically had (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 18, 08:23:15
- A continuous cough is defined as when you cannot hold your breath for 10 seconds (Coronavirus) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 10:02:58
- Good luck mate appreciate it's really (Coronavirus) - Old Splat, Mar 18, 09:21:47
  - We will be ok. Hope your self isolation is not proving too hard! We are (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 18, 09:32:01
    - Mrs Splat decided to go and see one of her daughters (Coronavirus) - Old Splat, Mar 18, 10:25:44
      - "lower" shirley. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 10:29:09
        
        Very true. Only had it installed last week. (Coronavirus) - Old Splat, Mar 18, 10:42:04
        
        Nailed it. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Pixelman, Mar 18, 10:43:14
    - Very strange. When push comes to shove (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 18, 09:47:43
      - I think they just need to get some sort of grip on the numbers quickly (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 18, 10:16:46
    - I thought this was a good idea... (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 09:35:59
      - Shame about paywalls though. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - DrDublin, Mar 18, 09:36:55
- Based on DOY's video down there then it doesnt seem you have that (Coronavirus) - earlydoors, Mar 18, 09:08:10
- It's really difficult isn't it? (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 08:40:58
  - Oh for a quick self-testing kit so we'd all know (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 08:42:12
    - Absolutely. That cannot come soon enough. I'm asthmatic and I think I have it (Coronavirus) - Yellalee, Mar 18, 09:07:58
      - my nephew is asthmatic & has it (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 18, 09:50:50
      - How badly has it affected your asthma? (Coronavirus) - earlydoors, Mar 18, 09:09:18
        
        I am using my reliever every couple of hours or so (Coronavirus) - Yellalee, Mar 18, 09:13:14
        
        that doesnt sound great (Coronavirus) - earlydoors, Mar 18, 09:16:47
        
        yes. If you could get a quick test then it would take away that stress a bit. Obviously if (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 18, 09:34:38
        
        They're working on a retrospective test apparently (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 09:37:08
        
        Yep. That would be huge. Especially for the NHS workers initially. (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 18, 09:38:33
    - VMT (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 18, 08:43:18
- Yeah, I'm a bit confused (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 08:29:43
  - I’ve been confined to bed since Sunday evening (Coronavirus) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 18, 10:21:56
    - Yeah, you could just have actual flu (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 10:32:59
  - Which video is that? Ta. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Mar 18, 08:58:26
    - This one (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 08:59:08
      - thanks, er, duke (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Mar 18, 09:07:42
        
        Your Royal Highness is fine (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 18, 09:30:14
- That’s pretty much where I’ve been (Coronavirus) - camcan, Mar 18, 08:27:11
  - Same for me - stiff neck, persistent headaches, shivers now and then and bouts of fatigue (Coronavirus) - Dracula, Mar 18, 09:35:14
When I look on here and read social media its very negative (Coronavirus) - Trent_Canary, Mar 17, 18:41:07
- HOW DARE YOU? (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Alarmist Bollocks, Mar 17, 19:36:29
- my experience exactly (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 17, 19:15:12
  - Most of the posts on here are just commenting on various news stories tbf (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 17, 19:17:58
- Very much so (Coronavirus) - Ben, Mar 17, 19:12:49
she writes with sense; worth 5 minutes (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 17, 10:10:30
- Makes a change (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Chris Peacock, Mar 17, 10:36:04
The view from America, possibly WW2 (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 17, 09:45:54
- It really hasn't though has it. It may well be but we don't know yet. (Coronavirus) - Men without hats, Mar 17, 11:30:11
  - There has been real data for months (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 11:52:14
- It's not a view from America though, is it (Coronavirus) - jampersands, Mar 17, 10:19:11
  - She's an epidemiologist at Boston Uni, Massachusetts (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 17, 10:24:05
- I’ve run out of free reads (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 09:49:24
  - Our scientists massively fucked up (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 17, 09:49:58
    - Oh yeah (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 09:54:29
    - Written by an epidemiologist from Boston uni (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 17, 09:50:34
      - For every one view .... see another (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 17, 09:54:58
        
        and are you also going to justify the fact they haven't ordered any fucking respirators? (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 17, 15:53:09
        
        He led the team which made the model (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 09:56:51
        
        A sobering thread (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 09:58:20
        
        this bit: (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 17, 10:09:31
        
        If this is the case then sackings and resignations are in order.But I'm sure (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 17, 10:04:27
        
        some people are terminally angry; worse than an actual illness (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 17, 10:06:43
        
        It's the British way. Fuck the solution, look for some one to blame (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CB41, Mar 17, 10:09:13
        
        sadly this is what we've become, a nation of selfish chicken shit scaremongerers (Coronavirus) - Tombs, Mar 17, 10:17:13
        
        Tbf, there is a lot of that going on here too. Partner in contact (Coronavirus) - CB41, Mar 17, 11:11:53
        
        Nobody had to look anywhere since they’ve admitted it (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 10:12:11
        
        Yeah time to process the reality now (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 17, 10:06:28
here's the document about the 250k deaths SCC was on about (General Chat) - jAC, Mar 17, 06:18:54
- It’s a good document which makes sense. Now we all just need to (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 17, 07:26:47
  - Wonder how many people have actually been told they can work from home ... (General Chat) - loz, Mar 17, 07:45:43
    - I was told to WFH starting last week until further notice (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 17, 11:57:24
    - Well it’s just one example but before this tube traffic was down by 25% and buses (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 17, 08:11:11
    - We all are (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Mar 17, 07:49:47
      - Generational divide with us (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 17, 08:53:31
        
        Mrs S is in charge of sorting out WFH for her firm (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 17, 10:05:46
        
        that is quite funny (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 17, 09:57:04
      - Oops (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Mar 17, 07:51:13
      - Very few I know have been allowed (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Mar 17, 07:51:06
        
        Not a luxury for public protection (n/m) (General Chat) - loz, Mar 17, 07:51:51
        
        Look after yourself then Loz. (n/m) (General Chat) - Under soil heating, Mar 17, 07:56:23
W. H. O. Most important message test, test, test (Coronavirus) - eddie, Mar 16, 16:09:30
- the UK number of confirmed cases actually rose more slowly today (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 16:29:00
  - Yes vaguely encouraging although there will be daily fluctuations I suppose (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 16, 16:42:10
  - But still worse than Italy for the same time frame. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - eddie, Mar 16, 16:33:08
    - For deaths I mean (n/m) (Coronavirus) - eddie, Mar 16, 16:33:51
  - Squashed the sombrero (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 16, 16:31:52
- Can't have a coronavirus pandemic if you don't test anyone for it (n/m) (Coronavirus) - wolfio, Mar 16, 16:27:10
  - And is that what the Gov have said? No pandemic? (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 16, 16:28:02
- "contact tracing" (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 16, 16:16:20
  - Seems the only reason is to hide facts and cases (n/m) (Coronavirus) - eddie, Mar 16, 16:17:46
    - prob don't have enough kits (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 16, 16:21:11
      - Rumours that we’ve run out of capacity for testing (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 16, 16:25:54
        
        it's been fucking obvious for weeks that ventilators, tests and nursing staff would be (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 16, 16:42:46
- Test kits cost money, cost medical pros time, and give stats (Coronavirus) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 16, 16:12:31
  - Surely it's time for a govt of unity (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 16, 16:23:43
    - are they though? (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 16, 16:26:32
      - they've just been forced to move away from the fatally flawed herd immunity policy ffs (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 16, 16:40:23
      - yeah, all those fucking chancers in charge at the World Health Organisation... (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 16:30:55
        
        So should they sack Whitty & co? (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 16, 16:38:21
        
        i would question them very closely and ask them why they are out of step (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 16:51:31
        
        oooh - do you think it's occurred to them to question their advisors? (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 16, 17:24:08
        
        you really are a stupid cunt (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 17:28:16
Sorry for those who don;t want to read this stuff but just read that (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 16, 15:22:00
- Been trying to chase up unpaid invoices and clients are cancelling projects without (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 16, 15:43:50
  - Let me know if you need any pointers re MCOL etc. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 16, 15:52:12
    - Cheers mate, appreciate it. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 16, 16:01:31
  - You probably already know this (Coronavirus) - camcan, Mar 16, 15:51:56
    - Thanks Camcan, I will definitely look into this. (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 16, 16:00:54
  - That's terrible,good luck.👍 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 15:45:41
    - Thanks pal :-) (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 16, 15:55:09
- You trust a man who has lied all of his life to tell you the truth now? (Coronavirus) - Dunney, Mar 16, 15:41:30
- Looks like France might be going the way of Italy later (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 15:38:56
- Why? All the medical type bods that post on here are horrified at... (Coronavirus) - loz, Mar 16, 15:32:51
  - I have a number of quite senior medical friends (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 16, 15:52:57
    - Coronamoaners just need to believe more (Coronavirus) - Dunney, Mar 16, 16:01:05
    - also got to with up pros/cons of an immediate lockdown vs a telegraphed one (Coronavirus) - CWC, Mar 16, 15:58:06
      - and also whether you need to make a "rule" (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 16, 16:06:13
        
        I think the strategy seems to be to prepare people to lockdown and it (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 16, 16:09:31
        
        yes i think so to (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 16, 16:12:37
        
        Key workers kids might stay in like other countries (n/m) (Coronavirus) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 16:20:25
        
        yes + those who otherwise vulnerable (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 16, 16:22:28
      - I still can't get bog roll FFS (n/m) (Coronavirus) - duke of york, Mar 16, 16:00:37
        
        chop kitchen roll into 3 (n/m) (Coronavirus) - paulg, Mar 16, 16:22:52
        
        try the smaller independent shops (n/m) (Coronavirus) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 16:18:08
        
        But you can learn it's history by watching "The history guy" on YouTube. (Coronavirus) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 16, 16:07:15
  - Spoke to a friend of mine yesterday who's a frontline A&E doc in Cheltenham (Coronavirus) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 16, 15:39:24
    - I'm sure its incredibly hard and is going to be for a while no matter what strategy we (Coronavirus) - Jim, Mar 16, 16:07:45
The government are now begging companies (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 08:52:34
- South American and African countries seem to be more on top of this than we are (NCFC) - wolfio, Mar 16, 10:03:46
- 3D printing will come into its own (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 16, 09:58:57
  - 3D printing is really slow so its no good for mass production (n/m) (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 16, 10:13:42
  - Yes Italy using it for valves (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 10:00:08
- How about stop posting alarmist bollocks all day (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 16, 09:56:06
  - that. (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 16, 10:49:50
    - 🔵 (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 10:52:39
  - Seriously, put a Coronavirus filter on here. (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Mar 16, 10:10:18
  - Sorry for posting the bollocks in the news (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 09:59:36
    - ... (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 16, 10:52:49
      - Does it explain the ventilators situation? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 10:57:11
        
        give it a rest mate (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 16, 10:58:26
        
        That’s the thread (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 11:05:02
    - Its not helping anyone though is it (NCFC) - Ben, Mar 16, 10:10:37
      - Well i found the isolation of the most vulnerable a good idea (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 10:13:52
      - lolf. (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 10:13:04
  - Stop calling Boris Johnson and Matt Hancock alarmist please (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 16, 09:57:19
    - What a stupid thing to say. (NCFC) - Men without hats, Mar 16, 10:10:52
      - Whether you change begging to asking doesn't alter the fact (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 16, 10:14:25
        
        Exactly. We're looking to the government to help us. To govern. To guide. (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 16, 10:17:06
        
        VMT (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 10:16:46
- Worrying and desperate (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 16, 09:45:03
- Same in every country. French health system breaking down today (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Mar 16, 09:04:49
  - I think we have around 5000 each (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 09:11:13
    - Where are you getting all your intel from? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 16, 09:16:57
      - It’s public information (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 09:20:40
        
        This is informative (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 09:24:15
        
        Might require subscription (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 09:27:59
        
        Germany is imposing export controls on vital equipment? (NCFC) - Mecagoenti, Mar 16, 09:38:27
        
        I did note that the EU is planning to do similar (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 16, 10:32:04
        
        *across the EU27 & the UK* i thought i read? (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 16, 11:04:00
        
        Phew (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 16, 11:25:54
        
        Yes France has done the same (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 09:41:48
        
        Although just been reported (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 09:45:07
        
        Public information. Social Media. (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 16, 09:22:09
        
        He's got a narrative as usual. (NCFC) - Men without hats, Mar 16, 09:53:25
        
        For someone who keeps telling people not to bring politics into everything (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 16, 10:02:42
        
        Oh ffs (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 09:56:59
        
        Hardly anyone likes Corbyn! (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 16, 09:59:56
        
        No sorry (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 09:28:49
        
        I forgot to add (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 09:34:33
        
        Charming (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 16, 09:36:45
        
        The government isn't begging on social media as such (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 16, 09:25:40
        
        That is also true (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 09:30:08
        
        Actual news / Content providers (n/m) (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 16, 09:30:06
        
        I'm confused (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 16, 09:35:41
        
        I’m sorry the Financial Times isn’t actual (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 09:31:01
        
        news (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 09:31:11
        
        They are a profit making content provider (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 16, 09:35:26
        
        And probably got all their info off twitter right? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 09:36:50
        
        Just questioning your sources (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 16, 09:48:25
        
        Well things are a bit more reliable than transfer deadline day (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 16, 09:51:40
        
        I agree, it's just very difficult to ascertain who are the reputable sources (NCFC) - Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Mar 16, 10:19:56
        
        Sounds like you probably need to follow the news a bit more (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 16, 09:49:11
        
        And the BBC? (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 16, 09:36:41
Important - please read and take action (General Chat) - 2KruhltobeKind, Mar 15, 22:15:28
- which hospital do you work at? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 16, 11:37:54
- All the best to you and all your colleagues bearing the brunt. But your advice conflicts (General Chat) - Skeleton Bob, Mar 15, 22:56:29
  - Correct (General Chat) - 2KruhltobeKind, Mar 15, 23:08:32
    - I'm in a high-risk category, so I'll do that. Once again, best of luck to you (n/m) (General Chat) - Skeleton Bob, Mar 15, 23:22:51
  - Isn't it that they dont want to slow it.....yet? This, I found (General Chat) - Azteca, Mar 15, 23:04:05
    - It does make sense, but doesn't take into account how small our capacity is (General Chat) - 2KruhltobeKind, Mar 15, 23:16:14
      - I hear you 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Mar 15, 23:20:17
    - He then copies the herd immunity thread to explain (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 15, 23:13:57
      - I agree. Appalling leadership. (n/m) (General Chat) - Azteca, Mar 15, 23:14:49
    - that's clearly not happening though. There's going to be a massive infection rate soon (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 15, 23:11:00
- Thanks but I fear it’s too late and I may have it (n/m) (General Chat) - paddonwasjesus, Mar 15, 22:35:01
- I should also have said. (General Chat) - 2KruhltobeKind, Mar 15, 22:24:34
  - This article says Vit D can be toxic though??? (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 16, 03:21:49
    - Ah 60+ per day for several months causes toxicity (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 16, 03:31:04
  - Wait, what sorry (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Mar 16, 01:36:02
  - Do you mean 10000iu? D3? (n/m) (General Chat) - Merryxmas, Mar 15, 22:47:08
    - No (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 15, 22:49:53
      - I mean what I said 1000 - 2000iu daily at least. (n/m) (General Chat) - 2KruhltobeKind, Mar 15, 23:01:36
      - Looking on Ebay now they all seem to be way stronger (n/m) (General Chat) - Merryxmas, Mar 15, 22:55:59
        
        These (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 15, 23:04:15
  - What about zinc? (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 15, 22:40:30
  - cheers buh (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 15, 22:29:20
- Thanks to both of you. Good luck (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 15, 22:23:15
- Thanks. That needed to be said (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 15, 22:18:43
What is the gameplan with total lockdown? (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 15, 16:27:56
- Lockdown during peak. Smooth/spread it out (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 15, 17:57:33
- Just get on with it.It will come back again. It'll mutate blah blah blah (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 15, 16:39:36
  - Think it's giving hospitals a chance to cope. (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 15, 16:52:44
    - yep, a play for time as much as anything (General Chat) - Mecagoenti, Mar 15, 16:54:00
      - I've already said that hat.Just get on with it. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 15, 16:59:32
      - Can only hope. (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 15, 16:58:20
- my perception is that (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 15, 16:36:09
  - there is no guarantee that anyone will develop immunity to it (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 15, 18:19:31
    - Lockdown forever then? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 15, 19:07:59
      - lockdown until those suffering are no longer contagious, then rigourous testing in future (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 15, 19:58:18
  - I think he means for those countries doing full lockdown (n/m) (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 15, 17:04:09
    - No vaccine for you too. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 15, 17:25:14
  - That's pretty much my understanding (General Chat) - Timmy_Goat, Mar 15, 16:47:05
    - Yes (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 15, 16:49:59
      - Don't think there is an actual solution at the moment. (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 15, 16:54:50
        
        You won't be getting a vaccine boy. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 15, 17:01:28
I am invited to a party tmrw evening .. (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 14, 15:39:16
- We seem to be cancelling our events (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 14, 16:13:32
- Similar for us tonight (General Chat) - Jester, Mar 14, 15:50:32
- I've always wanted to do abit of looting.... (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 14, 15:41:10
  - me too proth, in a big arsed Marauder truck hooning through deserted shopping malls (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 14, 16:18:00
    - Well I've got me air rifle,can't fit the bloody scope on though! (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 14, 16:35:20
- Just say you’ve got a cough (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 14, 15:40:29
  - oh just go then cough, and watch the event get cancelled (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 14, 15:54:34
    - excellent answer - then stuff all the uneaten canapes ina bag and scarper (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 14, 16:25:14
      - Polite looting (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 14, 16:29:26
        
        saves on having to blast everyone's brains out with a big gun (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 14, 17:36:27
For anyone else interested so I don’t have to keep posting updates (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 14, 14:45:34
- Why on earth would you need to publish updates?? (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 14, 15:15:40
  - he's the official wroth chief medical over-reactor fanny (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 14, 15:43:46
    - I'm going to install a big digi-counter in my bedroom (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 14, 16:27:51
      - Trends. Measure Gov strategy/reaction etc (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 14, 16:37:50
- Charts (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 14, 14:49:05
- Tell you what,put recovery’s up.... (General Chat) - yellowman, Mar 14, 14:47:37
  - Ok! 😃 (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 14, 14:49:35
isn't the general accepted wisdom always that the league table doesn't lie? (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 14, 10:33:05
- But Chris Hughton says he’s never been relegated in his career (n/m) (Other Football) - helvegtheowl, Mar 14, 11:39:17
  - He hasn't (n/m) (Other Football) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 14, 12:14:57
- But like the Oracle at Delphi, it's sometimes easy to misunderstand (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Mar 14, 10:55:17
- Teams like villa have a game in hand Liverpool champions void the league (n/m) (Other Football) - loz, Mar 14, 10:38:48
- Liverpool Champions because they're so far clear (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 14, 10:36:31
  - there can't be a fair solution if the epidemic continues to escalate (which it will) (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 14, 10:44:34
    - Yeah, it will be pretty hard to find a solution that's fair to all (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 14, 10:45:47
      - truly think the bubble has popped like everyone kept saying it would (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 14, 10:48:35
        
        As well as killing quite a lot of people (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 14, 10:58:00
        
        true but also positives will emanate from it (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 14, 11:17:26
        
        Night of Mr C’s heart attack (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 14, 12:26:30
        
        the second waiting room trick was a neat surprise, *nurse clicks fingers*.... (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 14, 13:00:44
        
        Yeah, I know how it can get from my time with the ambulance service (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 14, 12:03:31
        
        Cheers (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 14, 12:14:59
        
        Chin up mate,relentless at times isn’t it?..... (Other Football) - yellowman, Mar 14, 12:42:41
        
        cheers, that's exactly the trick (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 14, 13:04:28
        
        Exactly same happened to my neighbour... she's recovering well now so outcome is positive. (n/m) (Other Football) - promethian1, Mar 14, 12:22:31
        
        from someone who has had to attend A & E with sick elderly cancer suffering parents (Other Football) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 14, 11:33:30
        
        Cheers (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 14, 11:51:49
Good grief... Italy has had 250 deaths in last 24 hours. (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 13, 17:15:47
- And 2000 more cases (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 17:45:35
  - Not worth worrying about really,take every precaution you can and keep going. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 17:53:06
    - And look out for the elderly and vulnerable basically (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 18:00:32
      - Yep. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 13, 18:39:27
      - VMT ^^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 18:16:53
  - Needs to kill another few hundred thousand before (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 17:46:22
  - quarantine is not appearing to work though... (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 13, 17:46:18
    - That didn’t start very long ago (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 17:49:24
      - Actually almost certainly (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 17:52:22
        
        Actually the first lockdown was 2 weeks ago (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 18:23:33
    - I guess once so many have got it (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 17:47:18
- shocking really (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 13, 17:44:57
Mutation (General Chat) - APB, Mar 13, 15:54:18
- As I understand it, mutations tend to move towards less deadly versions (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 18:01:32
  - Yep. The first attack is the worst, once we have antibodies will be easier to manage/cope (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 18:02:46
    - well, regardless of that, the virus will mutate anyway. One day it'll probably be no worse (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 18:34:56
- better tell the chief medical officer (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 13, 16:01:18
UK herd policy wanting people to catch it is stupid (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 13, 14:18:07
- brilliant idea (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 13, 14:40:06
  - it's far from ridiculous, this is largely what china has done (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 15:01:47
    - Thing is though, say we did close everything down, then what? (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 15:23:41
      - Not if we close down until a cure available (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 13, 15:33:12
        
        really practical, yeah (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 13, 15:38:06
        
        it is when 500,000 lives at risk in the UK (n/m) (NCFC) - Larry Hagman, Mar 13, 16:12:53
        
        If a cure is available (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 15:35:53
Trump’s mate the Brazilian 🇧🇷 president has the virus 🦠 (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:17:04
- It doesn't effect non humans (n/m) (General Chat) - usacanary, Mar 13, 16:50:05
- great news, he's a loathsome worm (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 13, 15:24:09
- If Trump has the virus who will he blame? Which immigrant? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 14:42:36
  - Melonia (n/m) (General Chat) - KevinBond, Mar 13, 15:06:09
    - Fair (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 15:11:36
- Yes! (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 14:28:06
- Someone will have to tell Trump a wall won't work. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 13, 14:26:58
  - and the Greeks (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 13, 14:40:55
Well done Women and a big huge heartfelt thank you very much (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 10:29:37
- Nothing there (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Mar 13, 10:42:39
  - i'll try again (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 10:44:49
    - & well done all the men too and everyone in between or beyond (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 13, 10:51:25
      - really? (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 11:04:35
        
        tiresome, not tiring. (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 13, 11:12:05
        
        tiring, is when (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 13, 11:13:15
        
        🏅 (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 11:18:55
Health query (General Chat) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 13, 10:23:15
- To be fair, a lot of businesses could go under due to this and a lot of people (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 10:31:09
  - Only testing people in hospital and telling people with a runny nose (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 13, 10:45:17
  - This is certainly an issue and I think a reason for uk approach (General Chat) - pinkney, Mar 13, 10:42:23
    - We need to help each other out over the next few months (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 13, 10:45:36
      - yup -probably a good time to check in on elderly neighbours (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 13, 11:07:40
- if you run blindly into the road, screaming (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 13, 10:27:02
Everton now self isolating (n/m) (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 09:34:00
- Is there an alternative to "self" isolation? (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 13, 09:43:03
  - Saw a selfish old cunt in the supermarket yesty groping bread (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 13, 10:12:29
    - People picking up bunches of banananananas and inspecting them... (Other Football) - Pixelman, Mar 13, 11:21:38
    - I keep thinking that those 'open' displays should be banned (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 13, 10:30:15
  - Could shoot everyone (Other Football) - SCC 28, Mar 13, 10:05:46
    - no need anymore, now the f (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Mar 13, 10:06:54
      - flu's going to get them! (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Mar 13, 10:07:17
  - Self immolation? (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 13, 10:03:41
  - imprisonment (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Mar 13, 09:58:13
    - Still isolated bruh (n/m) (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 13, 09:59:38
  - forced isolation? (n/m) (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 09:51:30
    - Still isolated (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 13, 09:52:57
      - yes, but without putting your own "self" there (Other Football) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 10:00:54
        
        So, isolation then (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 13, 10:14:28
  - It’s like when tickets for things go on pre-sale,wtf is that about? (n/m) (Other Football) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 09:45:52
    - Or, "new and improved" (Other Football) - Tombs, Mar 13, 09:51:11
      - Two adjectives since not everything new is an improvement, see Peter Thorne (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 13, 10:07:31
        
        I'm with Tombs. You can't 'improve' something that is new (Other Football) - CWC, Mar 13, 10:30:26
- Or as the flakes are calling it 'Social Distancing' (n/m) (Other Football) - inutero, Mar 13, 09:41:46
  - Unhelpful (Other Football) - camcan, Mar 13, 09:58:55
- What order will we be in the self isolating list? 9 (n/m) (Other Football) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 13, 09:36:11
I feel sorry for the part timers,security staff,kiosk workers,program sellers,Olivia’s, (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 09:25:11
- expand that into other areas (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 13, 09:54:07
  - I must admit, if people stop coming into my shop, or we have to close, that (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 09:58:31
    - and that's the government's problem (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 13, 10:09:55
- Hog roast hutch, I'll raise my breakfast crackling (NCFC) - MIKEWALKER, Mar 13, 09:28:30
I think if the Noj match was to go ahead tomorrow they should at least not let over 70s in (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 07:57:43
- The only consolation in all this is.. (NCFC) - Foxnews, Mar 13, 08:59:00
  - I like the 22 team 20/21 PL idea. Surely that would please the most? Extend that through (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 09:30:35
  - not sure (i am very sure) that i can find any solace whatsoever in thousands of people (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 09:21:27
- can we draw a line under coronavirus now and not mention it again today on here please? (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 08:20:41
  - we've never met (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 13, 10:04:58
  - Might go and watch KL if that's still on (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 13, 09:09:05
  - Going so well as a plan until Biffy Clyro. (NCFC) - APB, Mar 13, 08:23:10
    - Cliffy Biro (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 09:19:34
      - Hat Mancock (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 09:30:07
    - it needs to be populist i'm afraid or the group will fragment (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 08:24:25
      - and a campfire (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 13, 08:29:26
- I think you let the 'at risk' make their own choice to attend (n/m) (NCFC) - maidstoneyellow, Mar 13, 08:13:40
- 65 is the government definition of old person, that’s the line I think (n/m) (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Mar 13, 08:11:57
  - Bastards !!! ( oh hang on a minute........) (n/m) (NCFC) - Foxnews, Mar 13, 08:55:44
  - some expert was saying that needs to come down to 60 on the Today programme (n/m) (NCFC) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 13, 08:17:03
- I like your thinking AP but your plan (NCFC) - Foxnews, Mar 13, 08:04:32
  - I’m sure SinSins on St Benedict’s have masks with tubes (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 13, 08:06:50
    - Come round! (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 13, 08:18:02
    - Now there's an image that will live with me all day (n/m) (NCFC) - Foxnews, Mar 13, 08:09:34
For people not wearing tinfoil hats this is an excellent, informative, sobering, (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 12, 19:37:32
- Testing only on hospitalised patients - what's the point of that? If they're in hospital, (General Chat) - Skeleton Bob, Mar 12, 20:30:19
  - Possibly (assuming they're admitted into isolation), but not tracking and testing (General Chat) - Skeleton Bob, Mar 12, 20:40:28
  - You may be right, of course, Bob (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 12, 20:39:08
    - Bet his name's not even Bob! (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 12, 20:50:23
    - So Scotland's off then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Skeleton Bob, Mar 12, 20:41:27
      - But she specifically said it’s only so that police and medics don’t waste their time (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 12, 20:54:35
  - For keeping them away from other patients? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 12, 20:33:57
    - (@essexcanary) (n/m) (General Chat) - Skeleton Bob, Mar 12, 20:42:19
- It’s almost as if we have expert, independent civil servants. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 12, 19:57:47
  - You called 👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - Worthing Yellow, Mar 12, 21:04:29
  - I think we’ve had quite enough of experts (n/m) (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 12, 20:02:53
    - the point is not, and never was, that "expertise" doesn't exist (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 12, 20:28:17
      - The economy is not biology. (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 12, 22:22:13
    - It's fine if the experts are microbiology experts. (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 12, 20:16:20
      - His prediction looks pretty solid right now. Biggest slump for decades (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 12, 20:17:20
        
        those health experts are Remainer 5th columnists (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 12, 20:27:17
- Yeah but, there are also other boffins in the rest of the world with graphs (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 12, 19:57:23
  - Some things transcend political rivalries (General Chat) - Ben, Mar 12, 20:42:53
    - Wait til the professor on Question Time tonight irresponsibly puts the boot in on National (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 12, 20:50:07
      - What time is QT on?? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 12, 20:51:55
        
        10.35 I think (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 12, 20:57:32
        
        Ok cheers. Not 9 then (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 12, 20:58:54
    - tell that to Jeremy Hunt, an actual member of this government (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 12, 20:49:24
      - We’re doing that now apparently. So are we late to the party? (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 12, 20:51:31
    - I would rather trust the doctors and nurses who may be able to keep my loved ones alive (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 12, 20:46:49
    - lolf. (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 12, 20:46:20
    - I don’t trust this government but I do trust the scientists advising them. (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 12, 20:44:34
  - If you could put aside IT’S THE TORIES for a moment (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 12, 20:01:15
    - it's not about THE TORIES OG, it really isn't (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 12, 20:44:27
      - Is it the Tories Ralf? (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 12, 21:12:48
      - Dutch have been doing it our way. Gone a bit harder line now mind. (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 12, 21:02:49
        
        could do with having Steve in Holland here around about now (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 12, 22:23:01
      - Well when you put it like that 🤨🤔 (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 12, 20:45:40
    - Chief medical officer types are political animals not scientists and probably have long (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 12, 20:06:17
      - .... (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 12, 20:16:25
        
        Yes I know, he is a leading civil servant. Real scientists work in industry. (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 12, 20:20:37
    - Why are our country’s super qualified, highly intelligent experts (General Chat) - jampersands, Mar 12, 20:06:11
      - Because we're British. We don't panic. It's undignified. (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 12, 20:16:28
        
        except over toilet roll (n/m) (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 12, 20:48:33
      - I don’t know that that’s true, and if it is true then I don’t know (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 12, 20:13:22
        
        It's partly a disagreement between medics (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 12, 20:33:26
        
        assumig rhe Japanese figures are correct of course (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 12, 20:47:53
        
        Well, testing levels is a whole nother kettle of fish (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 12, 20:51:51
        
        To be fair our curve/stats are better than France, Spain, Italy and Germany (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 12, 20:46:19
        
        Our curve is time-shifted, not better (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 12, 20:47:54
        
        Sorry to be clear (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 12, 21:00:23
        
        It probably started earlier there than it started here (n/m) (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 12, 21:07:27
        
        It’s not though is it. As the first cases occurred at the same tine. (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 12, 20:55:10
        
        every country has different catalysts though (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 12, 21:12:39
        
        I’m not saying ours is better or worse to be honest, thus that so far it’s been (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 12, 22:32:55
        
        Italy, Spain and France "started" ahead of us (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 12, 21:04:33
        
        Not in terms of when the first cases were discovered. Ours and Italy were in the same day (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 12, 21:09:05
        
        First detected != first infected (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 12, 21:13:07
    - Don't argue with him. He'll just call you a racist. (General Chat) - South stand corner, Mar 12, 20:04:25
      - But Luis Suárez isn’t. Apparently. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 12, 20:11:48
    - This. (n/m) (General Chat) - avenging canary, Mar 12, 20:03:09
- Can’t you sum up why doing nothing works? (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 12, 19:45:22
  - Double negative. (n/m) (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 12, 19:50:18
- Yes especially when he pressed the button and the graph failed (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 12, 19:41:05
Probably already 10,000 people with it (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 12, 17:33:53
- How the fuck does that tie in with "delay"? They've basically given up tracking the (General Chat) - Skeleton Bob, Mar 12, 18:48:29
  - Isn’t it more just the case that got every person with symptoms (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 12, 19:23:47
  - how does tracking it help delay it? Or influence it? (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 12, 19:02:48
    - In itself, nothing, obviously. But equally obviously, it's data that you need in order (General Chat) - Skeleton Bob, Mar 12, 19:08:28
      - what more data on suspect cases do we need? (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 12, 19:54:47
        
        Exactly. (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 12, 20:24:27
  - As a non tory I can see this current logic. Tracking is not feasible as numbers grow so (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 12, 18:58:08
    - Without that data you can't make any decisions about resources. You're (General Chat) - Skeleton Bob, Mar 12, 19:06:10
      - Herd immunity (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 12, 20:24:01
  - I heard labour would have a cure by now. (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 12, 18:51:40
    - Idiot (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 12, 19:26:55
    - jezza would have grown it on his allotment (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 12, 18:58:03
    - don't be facetious, people are right to question the govt (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 12, 18:57:20
- I just read that you remain infectious for up to 2 weeks after recovering... (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 12, 17:45:48
  - Peak infectiousness is within the 7 days, actually first few days of symptoms I think (n/m) (General Chat) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 12, 18:58:37
  - Go worst case I guess. (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 12, 18:45:06
  - Government medical bod just said 7 days after first showing symptoms (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 12, 17:46:45
    - there appear to be divergent opinions among specialists on many factors (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 12, 17:58:21
- Yep so the cover up if they've fucked up is complete (n/m) (General Chat) - eddie, Mar 12, 17:35:11
  - I was thinking that but didn’t want to say it (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 12, 17:36:53
    - Yes it will ultimately be deaths and hospitalisation figures that will reveal how well it (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 12, 17:38:25
      - Welcome to Petridish Britain. (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 12, 17:40:27
If you listen to Dr Jenny you can’t help but feel reassured (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 12, 16:23:21
- That's good to hear. (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 12, 16:34:01
- So there's evidence that people don't catch it from mass gatherings then (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 12, 16:31:34
  - We should probably tell the rest of the world then (n/m) (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 12, 16:33:41
    - Quite clever from Boris too (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 12, 16:35:29
      - I do wish so many other medics and experts (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 12, 16:37:06
        
        but there'll always be disagreement (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 12, 17:06:25
        
        IT’S THE TORIES (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 12, 17:30:47
        
        there are numerous opinions among specialists, the govt chooses who it listens to (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 12, 17:56:06
        
        I’m slightly confused about why out response is so different (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 12, 17:36:03
        
        we're British m8. Pluck, stiff upper lips, bulldog spirit. No surrender to the Co-ro-na. (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 12, 18:21:39
        
        Trump has repeatedly talked about a "foreign virus" (General Chat) - Yurik Hunt, Mar 12, 18:23:22
        
        Boris’ own kids hate Boris lol (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 12, 17:35:56
        
        Most people hate Boris tbf (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 12, 17:17:07
        
        Yeah of course....that's why he won a landslide election victory with an 80 seat majority. (General Chat) - Dumplings, Mar 12, 17:54:27
        
        With a minority of the vote (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 12, 17:59:08
        
        Feel free to list ALL other UK PM's EVER elected on a majority election vote... (General Chat) - Dumplings, Mar 12, 18:28:08
        
        Baldwin, 1931, 55% (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 12, 20:14:29
        
        Baldwin was a National Government... other examples not based on universal franchise. (General Chat) - Dumplings, Mar 12, 21:12:18
        
        they are not comparisons. They are just PMs who won the popular vote. (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 12, 21:17:46
        
        Well definitely not comparisons as anyone with any intelligence might know.. (General Chat) - Dumplings, Mar 12, 21:52:51
        
        Nothing for 90 years then. I think you'll find the electoral landscape changed a bit... (General Chat) - Dumplings, Mar 12, 20:59:38
        
        No shit! (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 12, 21:15:02
        
        No shit....just a piss poor effort on your part. (n/m) (General Chat) - Dumplings, Mar 12, 21:53:37
        
        hahaha, spat my tea out there. Nice work (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 12, 18:10:33
        
        Maybe Dom was off camera with a gun pointed at her (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 12, 16:38:13
        
        i'm now thinking of what positives can be taken from this (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 12, 16:51:59
        
        Back to the forties tombs when folks worked locally. (General Chat) - Men without hats, Mar 12, 17:28:04
        
        & WW2 I hope (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 12, 17:31:33
- She was good on the beeb earlier. Still nothing in my Bewdaful Norfolk. (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 12, 16:27:21
  - Unbelievable really that there's still nowt in Norfolk. (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Mar 12, 16:35:02
    - No new cases yesterday anywhere in the East of England (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 12, 16:36:37
      - Just makes me love Norfolk even more.💚💛💚💛👍 (n/m) (General Chat) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 12, 16:38:19
BREAKING NEWS... (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 12, 14:08:43
- ROFL !!! (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 12, 15:32:11
- Heh heh stealing that. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Mar 12, 14:46:52
- very good!! (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 12, 14:21:06
- Ahaa. So that's why Mings used his shoulder? (General Chat) - Dracula, Mar 12, 14:17:17
  - Should really be in the thread below but I guess it still works here (n/m) (General Chat) - Dracula, Mar 12, 14:51:11
- lolf (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 12, 14:12:13
- Ha, that’s excellent (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 12, 14:10:32
Corona Stats (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 12, 09:48:23
- That’s why I’m not doing anything (General Chat) - SCC 28, Mar 12, 09:56:57
- Did he need to go to hospital? Or was that the advice of 111? (n/m) (General Chat) - SimonOTBC, Mar 12, 09:56:45
  - it was 111 advice (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 12, 10:31:29
- ABV 4.6% - Brewed in Mexico is all the stats you need (n/m) (General Chat) - inutero, Mar 12, 09:53:00
  - Brewed and bottled in the UK probably (n/m) (General Chat) - Chris Peacock, Mar 12, 10:23:48
Ben: can we have a coronavirus filter please? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 11, 14:54:32
- wear a mask (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 11, 15:17:12
- Sold out mate, sorry (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 11, 15:04:23
  - Lolf (n/m) (General Chat) - megson, Mar 11, 16:01:00
Norfolk remains virus-free (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 11, 10:52:53
- I'm travelling back from Goa in a few days. (General Chat) - tudders, Mar 11, 12:26:09
  - Thinly veiled "I'm in Goa and am never going to make it home" post (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 11, 12:27:26
- Just need an influx of people from out of the county on Saturday to fix that then (n/m) (General Chat) - earlydoors, Mar 11, 12:06:07
- Won’t be long. (n/m) (General Chat) - APB, Mar 11, 11:51:20
- Even if it takes us all you can still be sure... (General Chat) - inutero, Mar 11, 11:30:52
- If this shit gets real (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 11, 11:11:22
  - .... (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 11, 11:35:04
  - What's the address? (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 11, 11:34:34
    - Don’t tell him, Pike! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 11, 11:51:28
  - Good idea to take the dogs (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 11, 11:20:35
    - Far more valuable as breeding stock (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 11, 11:31:26
      - Are you leaving the kids behind? I understand, teenagers ARE annoying (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 11, 11:35:36
        
        They’re in their 20s now (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 11, 11:50:49
        
        Ah I see (n/m) (General Chat) - Adster, Mar 11, 11:57:56
UK government. Economy before the health of the population? (n/m) (General Chat) - jimbo, Mar 10, 15:20:45
- Or both? Any economic hit has a huge opportunity cost (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 10, 16:26:20
- Generally or coronavirus ;) (n/m) (General Chat) - littletinyphil, Mar 10, 15:43:32
- what bollocks (n/m) (General Chat) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 10, 15:41:19
- 53 new cases since yesterday. Actually not increasing quite as much as I think was (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 10, 15:28:03
  - Our testing regieme is very low (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 10, 16:38:12
    - No it's not. It's one of the highest in the world. (General Chat) - Kangol Canary, Mar 10, 19:36:06
- or just listening to their medical advisors? (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 10, 15:27:58
  - These medical advisors are political animal.....just saying (n/m) (General Chat) - promethian1, Mar 10, 16:17:05
  - I do think they need to get a grip on those coming into/back into the country though (General Chat) - Jim, Mar 10, 15:29:20
    - from italy esp, does seem surprising i agree (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 10, 15:36:35
Interesting comparison re "social distancing" or not, relating to 1918 (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 10, 15:15:36
- that's a shit cropping of a graph (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 10, 15:38:55
  - Drawn by one of them VAR blokes i think (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 10, 16:41:55
  - Probably isn't though (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 10, 15:48:49
    - 17 to 10 (General Chat) - Ralf Scrampton, Mar 10, 16:08:03
      - Agreed. I didn't look that closely tbh (n/m) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 10, 16:10:56
United tickets on sale tomorrow 11am for season ticket holders (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Mar 10, 12:06:53
- Someone should panic buy them all !!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - essexcanaryOTBC, Mar 10, 14:53:24
- £25 quite reasonable (n/m) (NCFC) - Huge Small, Mar 10, 13:52:32
- Tickets which will never be used (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 10, 12:10:00
  - Yep (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Mar 10, 12:45:04
  - one bit of good news (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Mar 10, 12:44:39
  - But being at outdoors events is good for you, according to (NCFC) - Tressells Broadbrush, Mar 10, 12:31:37
    - Thing is though everyone goes to the pub before and after which is (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 10, 13:00:22
      - You’ll probably enjoy this description of the danes (n/m) (NCFC) - Tressells Broadbrush, Mar 10, 14:03:41
        
        Fat fingers- sent before finished 😬 (NCFC) - Tressells Broadbrush, Mar 10, 14:06:45
    - Yeah they don’t seem bothered by these events at all (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 10, 12:42:56
  - I was thinking the same (NCFC) - emmaroyds, Mar 10, 12:13:37
  - No chance if our infection rate mirrors Italy's (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 10, 12:12:08
    - What should they be doing? (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Mar 10, 12:38:10
      - I don't know (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 10, 12:48:44
        
        Countries who have put in measures early (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 10, 12:57:12
        
        To be fair, our numbers still remain low. As indeed do Italy's if you put them (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 10, 13:24:43
        
        Has anyone contained it? (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 10, 13:05:03
        
        No new cases for 4 days in hubei province ,China. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 10, 13:20:57
        
        South Korea seem to have it under some sort of control (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 10, 13:39:15
        
        sending people to north korea for "treatment" (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 10, 13:42:15
        
        But to be aware of it...they had to have a case of it..... (NCFC) - yellowman, Mar 10, 13:02:22
    - They might not let over 70s go, so no DS or MYJ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 10, 12:16:53
      - MWJ (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 10, 12:17:17
Fahrman gorn (NCFC) - inutero, Mar 10, 08:25:45
- Yeah absolutely - I reckon we should stick to a 15 player squad next year. (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 10, 11:47:07
- Amadou against Man City (n/m) (NCFC) - maidstoneyellow, Mar 10, 11:05:47
- Having Fahrman here made Krul up his game. Money well spent. (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Mar 10, 08:47:11
  - there's a Fahrmann not playing every night (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 10, 12:41:25
  - Krul has been a brilliant keeper before too (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 10, 08:51:37
    - Quite agree it was stupid buying another keeper! (n/m) (NCFC) - Thegelman, Mar 10, 10:54:51
    - He did. It's natural to up your game if you have competition. (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Mar 10, 09:14:10
      - Maybe it was because of Fahrman, maybe it wasn't (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Mar 10, 09:32:02
      - Wasn’t natural for Lewis (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 10, 09:17:54
        
        Krul's form over the whole of last lesson wasn't the best (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Mar 10, 09:31:46
        
        The things you've observed are right, clearly (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Mar 10, 09:33:18
- Tbf Krul has played a blinder (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 10, 08:35:47
- Was in the foreign press where he was going (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 10, 08:31:59
  - Spreader ^^ Day 1 (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 10, 08:39:56
    - Bit mucusy (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 10, 08:46:41
      - Just self isolate i would think (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 10, 08:53:08
        
        I’m about to start 2 weeks holiday anyway (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 10, 08:56:31
        
        Great news, bag yourself a cheap cruise (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 10, 09:01:20
        
        Are you going away or are you just off from work? (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Mar 10, 09:00:01
        
        Off (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 10, 09:02:54
        
        If we model Italy you will be under lock down at the end of your holiday anyway (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 10, 09:09:18
        
        behold: ultimate lockdown concurrent activity guide (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 10, 10:43:54
- I thought that happened last week? Or did an unofficial ITKer announce it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Adster, Mar 10, 08:28:52
Took the cat to the vet to have her claws clipped (no way am I doing that myself) (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 9, 15:56:29
- shitarse (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Mar 9, 15:57:52
  - And I've just noticed that, unsurprisingly, she has some shit ON HER ARSE (General Chat) - duke of york, Mar 9, 16:01:37
    - dishwasher: rinse cycle 15 mins (n/m) (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 9, 16:21:03
      - alternatively (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 9, 16:26:33
    - I'd keep it (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 9, 16:18:50
    - ......and no Loo Roll..! (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 9, 16:07:44
Toilet roll hoarding explained (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 9, 14:05:12
- I'm hoarding it ready for our cup game #oldskool (n/m) (General Chat) - BSE Canary, Mar 9, 15:48:47
- That’s basically 4 statements of the bleeding obvious plus some guff (General Chat) - Old Git, Mar 9, 14:30:29
  - amazing isn't it (General Chat) - camcan, Mar 9, 14:50:50
- I stopped at "Toilet paper symbolises control" (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Mar 9, 14:25:25
  - I stopped when I saw the inverted commas around "clean up" (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 9, 15:49:08
Just got suspended from Twitter for calling a racist ipswich fan a... (NCFC) - BearCan94, Mar 6, 22:23:27
- Maybe you were suspended for banging on endlessly (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 7, 00:03:53
- *an ironic (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 6, 22:58:37
  - If only you could see the original tweet. (NCFC) - BearCan94, Mar 6, 23:02:19
- Cos redneck is also racial stereotyping? (n/m) (NCFC) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 6, 22:27:52
  - The problem is you called him an Ipswich fan (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 6, 22:33:02
  - no, it isn't (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 6, 22:30:07
    - Well he was being intentionally offensive (NCFC) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 6, 22:48:41
      - You quite often call someone a (NCFC) - Adster, Mar 7, 00:02:06
        
        I completely agree. Twitter is very quick to act on the little guy though (NCFC) - Agatha Fisty, Mar 7, 01:50:06
    - Fair enough... unless... (NCFC) - BearCan94, Mar 6, 22:32:41
      - science isn't (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 6, 22:35:51
        
        Well... have your read any Dostoevsky? (NCFC) - BearCan94, Mar 6, 22:41:32
        
        Yep Fyodor Dostoyevsky (NCFC) - luisgarcia, Mar 6, 23:01:50
        
        only the brothers karamazov (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 6, 22:50:58
        
        Fair enuff (n/m) (NCFC) - BearCan94, Mar 6, 22:52:24
        
        not my choice of read but i was given it by a yank for whatever reason (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 6, 23:18:38
        
        Sent me round the bend for a few years. (NCFC) - BearCan94, Mar 6, 23:23:00
  - Not if you look like one. (n/m) (NCFC) - BearCan94, Mar 6, 22:28:44
EMI probably won’t start tomorrow thinks Bailey ... (NCFC) - loz, Mar 6, 13:56:34
- I’ve let the prem go mentally .... (NCFC) - yellowman, Mar 6, 14:13:05
- FFS (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 6, 13:57:09
  - Late decision on his fitness I guess after the cramp (n/m) (NCFC) - loz, Mar 6, 13:59:08
    - Away v Blades - maybe not an Emi game (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 6, 14:00:53
      - The only type of game that isn’t an Emi game is one we don’t care about winning (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Mar 6, 14:09:18
        
        Agreed. If he's fit, he should play (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 6, 14:12:34
        
        Totally agree (NCFC) - SimonOTBC, Mar 6, 14:17:10
        
        He probably is a more natural 10 (NCFC) - Cardiff Canary, Mar 6, 15:48:56
What the fuck does Idah know? (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 6, 12:10:22
- Idah's pen (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 6, 13:09:12
- Neyal was a bloody good pen taker. (n/m) (NCFC) - MORDENCANARY, Mar 6, 12:43:52
  - Indeedy! Practiced 50 pens after each traynun session. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Mar 6, 12:57:15
- Taking a leaf out of Nayul's book. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Mar 6, 12:13:24
Nurse! (Other Football) - Duck, Mar 6, 11:31:04
- He says "need help" an awful lot. Do you think we have a Terry Waite situation (Other Football) - Pixelman, Mar 6, 14:52:49
- That whole inerview is amazing...bet Lambert would like to meet him behind Halfords (n/m) (Other Football) - BSE Canary, Mar 6, 11:40:31
  - A threat or a promise? (Other Football) - revsimon, Mar 6, 12:55:09
    - Good article on Lambert (Other Football) - revsimon, Mar 6, 12:56:05
  - "Nothing fazes me and I'm strong mentally because of what I've been through and because (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 6, 11:46:39
    - "I've spoken to world class managers all over Europe since the other night (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 6, 11:48:45
      - he means Farke, I reckon (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Mar 6, 13:53:08
      - What’s he doing, running up Klopp to chat about Ipswich? (n/m) (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 6, 12:06:44
35 years ago today - this happened!... (NCFC) - col canary, Mar 6, 10:31:16
- Was one of the yoofs climbing the fence up the middle of the riverend in this vid! (NCFC) - Cheltenham_Canary, Mar 6, 11:26:36
  - Bloody yobbo’s...good to see you matey. (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Mar 6, 14:05:59
- Went to the final,on a red double decker.... (NCFC) - yellowman, Mar 6, 11:13:18
  - first rule of coach travel, they are all of "executive" standard (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 6, 11:16:48
    - Oh...I remember hearing that,poor sod. (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Mar 6, 11:18:36
- Semi final (NCFC) - letsbehavinyou, Mar 6, 11:12:17
  - i was in the barclay, amazing they let a baby in really (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 6, 11:14:13
- I was at the final........I was 9 (n/m) (NCFC) - admckechnie, Mar 6, 10:52:19
  - Was also at the final....3 times your age then.... (n/m) (NCFC) - Saucerer, Mar 6, 15:28:07
- my grandad told me all about that game (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Mar 6, 10:46:15
  - Innit bruv. (n/m) (NCFC) - protheroe fitzgibbon, Mar 6, 10:59:30
- Ooooh, imagine Max in a pair of those shorts! (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 6, 10:42:50
- That's so long ago (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 6, 10:37:42
Playing behind closed doors would be a bit of a disaster for us (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 6, 10:16:09
- Let’s be honest and completely non-judgemental but there are quite a few fans that (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 6, 11:15:06
- Actually I think it’d be an advantage for us. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Mar 6, 11:04:56
  - It hasn't worked well for the scum. (n/m) (NCFC) - Winged Eel Creosote, Mar 6, 11:13:18
    - Rofl (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Mar 6, 11:25:23
    - that's a lol (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 6, 11:17:11
  - yes but it would be so norwich for this to happen (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 6, 11:11:08
    - Cardiff was way better than Wembley for two key reasons (NCFC) - megson, Mar 6, 13:56:45
- Not sure it would affect us much, we arent the most vocal bunch and it might help away (n/m) (NCFC) - earlydoors, Mar 6, 10:56:04
- Better for playing way from home though. (n/m) (NCFC) - MORDENCANARY, Mar 6, 10:25:16
Covid-19. In the event the office has to close and people need laptops to work from (General Chat) - Dunney, Mar 6, 10:13:31
- As in this ... (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 6, 10:18:11
  - An Ofsted inspector ....pointless job just makes teachers stressed. (General Chat) - MORDENCANARY, Mar 6, 10:29:06
Daily Mail reporting that Agent Lambo's time is nearly up and Colin is taking over. (n/m) (Other Football) - Trent_Canary, Mar 6, 10:04:01
- Wouldn’t Warnock be able to get a better offer elsewhere ?.... (Other Football) - loz, Mar 6, 10:18:11
- Please don;t let that happen. He could still get them in the playoffs. (n/m) (Other Football) - Jim, Mar 6, 10:14:07
  - Probably not if they lose to Coventry before he's appointed (Other Football) - duke of york, Mar 6, 10:23:48
    - I will be very sad when we sell Max (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 6, 10:28:34
      - steady on, now (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Mar 6, 10:29:34
        
        's your chance, HURRAH! we've scored a goal (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Mar 6, 10:33:43
  - agreed! (n/m) (Other Football) - paulg, Mar 6, 10:17:02
incredible stuff this it really is... (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 6, 07:51:07
- I like the way he pointed up at the cross bar and said "don't do what Lamela did mate" (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 09:58:28
  - looks like he's saying "hell yeah" (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 6, 10:37:13
  - a touch of the shane warnes about him (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 6, 10:02:59
    - I was worried that all the talk about him in the past few days would bite us (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 6, 10:07:19
      - I think the sight of Krul and his reputation (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 6, 10:14:36
        
        Yep - all the stuff around him can only make the pen taker think more, which is great (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Mar 6, 10:37:33
- I agree the attention to detail is improessive but...... (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 6, 09:23:15
- teutonic efficiency (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 6, 08:37:33
  - more like webber i think (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 6, 08:53:25
    - maybe (NCFC) - ghostof barry butler, Mar 6, 09:01:41
- I love all this. What a different story pens are this season! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bravo win or die, Mar 6, 08:15:31
  - great isn't it? (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 6, 08:19:55
    - All the more amazing (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 6, 09:55:54
      - another fucking set-piece why can't we defend set-pieces zonal fucking marking (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 6, 10:29:21
        
        even a quid would have been ok (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 6, 10:31:17
        
        ha ha yep (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 6, 10:39:06
Press Conference Bingo: Name a Farke-ism that will be used in today's press conference... (NCFC) - WestYorksCanary, Mar 6, 06:39:38
- Spicy Topics.... (n/m) (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 6, 13:44:22
- Bring out the gimp (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Mar 6, 10:29:19
  - oh... (NCFC) - usacanary, Mar 6, 13:54:52
  - hahahaha (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 6, 11:22:03
- For sure (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Mar 6, 10:07:21
- This isn't my topic (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Mar 6, 10:06:16
- We have spears so we can catch fishes for everyone's supper (n/m) (NCFC) - Chris Peacock, Mar 6, 10:01:35
- Will he say "unbelievable" (i) more than 10 times, or (ii) less? (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 6, 09:58:12
- German Sausage (n/m) (NCFC) - BSE Canary, Mar 6, 09:13:49
  - Farley (n/m) (NCFC) - jackamo, Mar 6, 11:44:23
- our own living room (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 6, 09:11:59
- We are working on a little miracle (NCFC) - pinkney, Mar 6, 09:07:01
- Hoovers (n/m) (NCFC) - Surrey Yella, Mar 6, 09:00:39
- We must do without tomorrow (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 6, 09:00:39
  - FFS, We must do without *player* tomorrow (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Mar 6, 09:01:12
- Thelads. (n/m) (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 6, 08:59:29
- Déjà-visité (n/m) (NCFC) - Tombs, Mar 6, 08:11:31
- Rebellious. (n/m) (NCFC) - MORDENCANARY, Mar 6, 08:04:44
- “This situation” & “Unbelievable character” (n/m) (NCFC) - jackamo, Mar 6, 07:58:42
- Spicy (n/m) (NCFC) - Knitted Jesus, Mar 6, 07:42:32
- Little miracle (n/m) (NCFC) - Azteca, Mar 6, 07:35:58
- Unbelievably (n/m) (NCFC) - Augustus Pablo, Mar 6, 07:33:42
- Greedy (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Mar 6, 07:24:16
- We know we are underdogs.. (n/m) (NCFC) - Lager top, Mar 6, 07:17:53
- Managing heavy loads (n/m) (NCFC) - CWC, Mar 6, 07:05:09
- Topic (n/m) (NCFC) - Bonjour, Mar 6, 07:02:16
- Real talk, fam. (n/m) (NCFC) - APB, Mar 6, 07:01:14
Coronavirus thoughts.... (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 5, 17:26:12
- I was told exactly that by a medic yesterday - get it now (n/m) (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 5, 17:50:05
- Coronavirus party? (n/m) (NCFC) - Timmy_Goat, Mar 5, 17:33:56
- Will be interesting to see if Norfolk starts getting cases soon (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 5, 17:29:55
  - Somebody walked into fakenham surgery yesterday and told staff (NCFC) - huckerby6, Mar 5, 18:30:43
    - Can’t find anything about that (NCFC) - SCC 28, Mar 5, 19:45:47
  - Fresher air (n/m) (NCFC) - yellowman, Mar 5, 17:37:01
    - Yep sorry about that...had really bad wind on the coach last night... (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 5, 17:39:44
  - Build the wall! (n/m) (NCFC) - Tony Martin, Mar 5, 17:33:22
  - Lasts nights match probably increased risks by a few thousand % (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 5, 17:33:05
- And eating Chinese takeaways for every meal for a week... (n/m) (NCFC) - promethian1, Mar 5, 17:27:34
I'm listening to the penalties on Radio Norfolk again. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Mar 5, 16:02:56
- How much do you love Timmy? (NCFC) - camcan, Mar 5, 16:05:14
  - I enjoyed this video (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 5, 16:11:16
  - he's a proper legend (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 5, 16:08:36
one thing that really impressed me last night (General Chat) - Tombs, Mar 5, 10:47:57
- People in my block got wet wipes and gel out before kick off (n/m) (General Chat) - matt in london, Mar 5, 11:28:12
- Where I work sometimes I observe People having a quick splash (General Chat) - city_lad, Mar 5, 10:57:32
  - The amount of people at our work (70%) don’t wash their hands (General Chat) - ingi, Mar 5, 11:14:43
    - using toilet paper to 'block' germs doesn't work - too porous (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Mar 5, 15:41:28
    - hope the bin in not in the toilet area (n/m) (General Chat) - Kar1, Mar 5, 11:42:20
    - I hate it when people don't wash hands after a piss (General Chat) - Azteca, Mar 5, 11:37:55
      - I was always taught not to piss on my hands. Good life lesson. (n/m) (General Chat) - CWC, Mar 5, 12:02:10
  - singing several verses of On the Ball City, I hope (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 5, 10:58:58
If the season started again now I'm pretty confident we would stay up. Such a shame really (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 5, 10:10:27
- We're only two games from the no-show at Wolves, perhaps some perspective is required? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Mar 5, 12:29:01
  - We had a no show at Man U as well but thats what bottom half teams tend to do. in general (NCFC) - Jim, Mar 5, 13:16:32
- We certainly looked a different team last night (90 mins) (NCFC) - wolfio, Mar 5, 10:58:04
- All ifs and buts we have the real Hanley back now he would have made a massive difference (NCFC) - loz, Mar 5, 10:11:50
  - I still think it was the defensive injury crisis wot did it (NCFC) - paulg, Mar 5, 11:00:49
    - ^This. (n/m) (NCFC) - NJ_Canary, Mar 5, 13:10:50
Washing my hands too much they have gone all rashy 😡 (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, Mar 4, 17:48:32
- What were yoiu singing? You might have Crooner Virus. (n/m) (General Chat) - paulg, Mar 4, 18:51:41
- ISOLATE NOW (n/m) (General Chat) - shoddy, Mar 4, 18:45:49
- #prayforjackamo (n/m) (General Chat) - Pixelman, Mar 4, 18:40:54
- That's a symptom of Coroner virus. Sorry. (n/m) (General Chat) - Skeleton Bob, Mar 4, 18:21:22
- What do they smell like? (n/m) (General Chat) - Huge Small, Mar 4, 18:10:25
  - Soap (n/m) (General Chat) - jackamo, Mar 4, 19:04:58