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When does the googlefight competition start? (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 21, 09:28:27
- Why not, although I'm going to take a proper hiding ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 21, 09:51:46
- 10.30......just needed a list of who wants to enter...so stick your names underneath (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 21, 09:31:16
  - I'm decked out in spandex...bring it on! (n/m) (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 21, 10:02:41
    - Is that the last resort to get your kids to go to school? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 21, 10:03:51
      - No... (General Chat) - Jim Nasium, Dec 21, 10:05:46
  - Count me in (n/m) (General Chat) - Ray Von, Dec 21, 10:02:04
    - FOUL! (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 21, 10:03:01
  - Go on then. I'm in (n/m) (General Chat) - Britney Spears, Dec 21, 09:59:28
    - Are you Asparagus' sister? (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 21, 10:02:53
    - 90210. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 10:00:44
      - Soz. No. (n/m) (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Dec 21, 10:08:32
    - Sorry,serious foul play and a breach of the rules,no entry granted (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 21, 10:00:30
      - LOL. Nice try though eh ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 21, 10:01:01
  - Why not... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 21, 09:56:03
  - What do you win? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 21, 09:50:36
    - an Invitation to tudder's Christmas Party (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 21, 10:06:08
      - lol! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 21, 10:08:44
      - as long as you supply the bells (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 21, 10:07:19
    - The title "Googlefightest Wrather"? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 09:51:42
      - Instead of that could I have a go on one of the finest French prostitutes? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 21, 10:00:31
        
        Don't let me stop you. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 10:01:30
  - Yep-I'm In. Hoping For A Decent Run... (n/m) (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Dec 21, 09:48:47
    - I think small will win. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 09:50:14
  - OK - count me in (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 21, 09:47:21
  - I'm in... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 21, 09:44:44
  - Oh go on then. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 09:44:19
  - I'm in (n/m) (General Chat) - caley canary, Dec 21, 09:43:46
  - would love to (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 21, 09:43:43
    - Cos you're a girl ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 21, 09:44:10
      - no cos I understand search algorithms (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 21, 09:56:02
        
        Geek (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 21, 10:01:43
        
        yep (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 21, 10:04:35
  - I'm in (n/m) (General Chat) - Yellalee, Dec 21, 09:42:31
  - I'll have a go (n/m) (General Chat) - Capital Canary, Dec 21, 09:38:24
  - Go on then, can I be called Ray Von? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 21, 09:38:10
  - yes please (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 21, 09:33:56
  - Goworn then (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 21, 09:33:26
    - Any room for me? (n/m) (General Chat) - harvey nichols, Dec 21, 09:57:10
      - am i too late to join in. (n/m) (General Chat) - fareastcanary, Dec 21, 10:12:25
        
        in (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 21, 10:14:03
        
        Oh well, I've missed out... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 21, 10:24:42
- i think conker was sorting it out (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 21, 09:28:56
What's the capital of the UAE please? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 21, 09:26:41
- It's (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 09:27:42
  - *claps" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 21, 09:28:33
- Abu Dhabi (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 21, 09:27:10
  - Wasn't he in the Simpsons ? (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 21, 09:34:14
Role Call, who's here (General Chat) - pants, Dec 21, 09:02:49
- who's check?That him who plays for Chelsea? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 21, 09:31:44
  - Quick warm up (General Chat) - pants, Dec 21, 09:33:47
  - That is the lamest attempt at humour ever... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 21, 09:33:01
- me - the holidays have started!! (n/m) (General Chat) - linda, Dec 21, 09:25:38
  - So can we say fuck now then ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 21, 09:34:32
    - fuck fuck fuck fuck (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 21, 09:41:03
      - I can't see anything (General Chat) - pants, Dec 21, 09:56:15
      - are you happy now that's out of your system? (n/m) (General Chat) - linda, Dec 21, 09:42:28
        
        fucking marvellous! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 21, 09:50:18
        
        Apparently he's been doing a lot of it recently... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 21, 09:45:17
        
        cheeky (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 21, 09:50:36
    - yep!! no filters at home (n/m) (General Chat) - linda, Dec 21, 09:39:51
- You ain't seen me, right? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 21, 09:23:25
  - I know, you won't send me a pic (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 21, 09:26:08
- just arrived (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 21, 09:17:34
  - He'll tell you off for correcting spelling / grammar! (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 21, 09:18:41
    - Just getting it in before the Holland factor. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 09:19:35
      - Can people please refrain from posting rumours regarding anyone's private life (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 21, 09:31:24
        
        You missed a question mark. (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 21, 09:35:08
    - AB started it (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 21, 09:19:15
- No. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 09:16:50
- pants. as Big Indie Jessie. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 21, 09:12:34
  - Looks more like Brandon (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 21, 09:23:58
    - The chap in the piccie has too much style and is far too good looking to be Brandy (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 21, 09:26:03
      - Is it a young Fierce Panda? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 09:27:12
        
        Ffff cough (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 21, 09:40:51
      - And he hasn't got a blazer on... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 21, 09:26:51
        
        I don't think you are in any position to be making statements like that (General Chat) - pants, Dec 21, 09:52:15
        
        I don't wear that sort of get up... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 21, 10:01:36
        
        That's the ticket (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 21, 09:40:05
  - haha (General Chat) - pants, Dec 21, 09:22:40
- me......just about to finish for the day.......BEER OCLOCK! (n/m) (General Chat) - fareastcanary, Dec 21, 09:10:56
- .... (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 21, 09:09:40
- me-now (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 21, 09:05:05
  - Moi (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 21, 09:05:34
Anyone know anything about 'Giles Coke' then? (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 21, 08:19:05
- you can't have a footballer called Giles (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 21, 09:18:05
  - Correct. Gileses should be playing hockey, or at a push, tennis. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 09:19:03
    - or (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 21, 09:19:44
      - Do blokes play that? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 09:21:27
        
        Yes they do... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 21, 09:22:11
        
        I'm gleefully ignorant of american teen fillums too. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 21, 09:24:34
        
        they do here too (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 21, 09:24:12
        
        Lol... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 21, 09:26:09
        
        one of my pals did too (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 21, 09:29:50
        
        Hetro and looking like a lady or more of a chap? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 21, 09:42:46
        
        no she's very pretty (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 21, 09:58:55
        
        Single or married (not that that's an issue of course)? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 21, 10:02:23
        
        married, two kids (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 21, 10:10:16
        
        He's done a runner since he knew my intentions were perfectly honourable... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 21, 10:11:46
      - or... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 21, 09:20:27
POTD: "That's not a blub, that's me telling you to shut up." (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 16:46:05
- *bows* (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 16:46:53
Right, it's my NU leaving bash tomorrow. You're all welcome in the Woolpack from 12.30... (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 16:31:51
- which woolpack? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 16:35:30
  - Near Bonds. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 16:36:09
    - That brings back some memories (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 16:38:26
      - There were no sexy women in 1951. Fact. I just looked it up. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 16:41:35
        
        Marilyn Monroe (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 16:45:45
        
        I'll give you Rita Heyworth as well. MM a bit too affected for my liking. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 16:47:13
        
        I'll see your Rita Heyworth and I'll raise you (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 16:48:50
        
        I bet she was well easy when she was off her face on Mogodon though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 16:48:33
        
        Sorry - I feel the need to apologise for that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 16:54:23
      - i have a woolpack near where i work too (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 16:39:04
        
        Near Radio Broadland ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 16:39:19
        
        Yea that one (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 16:40:05
        
        Well feel free to venture up the road to the Monk later on then... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 16:43:08
      - I shall let you know if the same thing happens... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 16:39:04
- Good job I got this weeks delivery of C4... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 16:34:12
I might go and get pissed then come home and get the tree out of the loft, (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 16:11:45
- Geting pissed before going up the loft? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 16:12:54
  - Yeah, loft hatch directly above top stair. Mucho danger. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 16:14:16
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 16:12:51
It seems that the general consensus say yes its ok....... (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 15:51:02
- Bastard. Now Xmas will be harrowing for her for the rest of her life (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 15:54:14
  - She'll say (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 20, 16:08:29
    - she went mental actually...... (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 16:11:47
      - I suppose Brom would use a fax (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 20, 16:21:07
        
        Brom will never be in that position again... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 20, 16:24:36
        
        aw that's lovely (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 20, 16:26:41
        
        I'll get a bucket. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 16:30:34
        
        Can I share yours? Afterall it is the season for giving xxx (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 16:31:26
        
        I wish i knew how to show a gagging sound in words (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 16:28:42
        
        haha (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 16:21:44
      - Text ? How very dare you... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 16:14:59
      - Did she go mental by text ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 16:14:40
        
        Yea,that was the better bit....... (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 16:16:37
        
        I think you might get that in time :/ (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 16:17:47
        
        not likely..... (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 16:18:35
        
        ahhhhh, sorted then (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 16:20:18
        
        Jim-Jam Ya-ha! (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 16:21:14
        
        more frog lyrics? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 16:23:18
        
        Not quite! (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 16:30:56
        
        ;o) (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 16:20:43
      - Ooof. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 16:14:29
        
        "... i on da ova hnd woznt" ??? (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 16:16:19
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 16:11:28
- Can I have last night on the sweep ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:54:02
  - Im pretty sure its what was required.... (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 15:55:06
- She's probably out celebrating as we speak then... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 20, 15:51:44
  - Apparently she's already been shagging Rebecca Smith. So I heard. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 15:54:42
  - or blowing the boys in accounts at the office do. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 15:52:35
    - Of all the firms I've worked for, the boys in accounts ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:54:28
      - But as an IT guy (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 15:56:01
        
        Hmm. Glasshouses and stone-throwing though, eh? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:58:05
        
        Yeah, but none of them KNOW about your internet naughtiea (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 16:00:49
        
        Ha ha.. Place I last worked at - one lad got great bonuses ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 16:04:08
        
        As an IT guy (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 15:56:54
        
        Anyone know the best way to shut up a Correct Use of English bore? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:58:45
        
        Sending them to Holland is obviously not the answer (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 16:01:26
        
        Yeah. Use English correctly in the first place :-p (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 15:59:26
        
        He's already said that (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 15:58:12
        
        Oh yeah. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 15:58:34
      - The salesman always wins. Always. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 15:56:01
        
        Not here he doesn't. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:57:09
        
        What does he sell? Pies? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 15:59:22
        
        Shouldn't think there would be many left to sell (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 16:00:26
        
        Not fucking likely. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 16:00:26
      - Should that be blowed or blown ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 15:55:43
      - That's a blub if ever I saw one... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:55:23
        
        Hey, I'm a happily (almost) married man, me. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:56:25
        
        note: almost, not many are married and happy (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 16:00:12
        
        But the almost is carefully positioned by AB (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 16:02:08
        
        and not almost a man. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 16:17:24
        
        The day will soon be nigh when that 'almost' will move places then... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 16:05:05
        
        Innit. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 16:05:02
        
        But were you an IT guy before you were almost happy ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:57:36
    - no office do here........ (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 15:54:00
      - A bird at one of the agencies (General Chat) - pieman63, Dec 20, 16:19:06
Voting time (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 15:38:03
- If you do, you'll forever have "And he dumped me at Christmas" hanging over you (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 15:49:53
  - Why's that better?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 15:53:16
- it's happened to me before so i say yes (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 15:49:02
  - Hope you didn't find the conversation too strange on Saturday. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 15:51:31
    - no it was a good laugh, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 15:57:18
- You could then tell her you've cheated on her (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 20, 15:46:07
- Make sure you get ya crimbo prezzie first.. (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Dec 20, 15:45:18
- Well... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Dec 20, 15:44:28
- sweepstake I will take the 23/12/05 (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 20, 15:43:40
- Wait until Boxing Day. (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:42:30
  - IIIIIIII WEEENTT THROUUUGH (General Chat) - romayellow, Dec 20, 15:44:16
    - The clue is in the name. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:45:51
    - Grrr. Thanks, Rebecca Smith. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:45:18
      - You went out with Beckie Smith? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 15:47:25
      - Cor not bad (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 15:46:48
        
        I wish. And it certainly wasn't 'Beckie' tudders. Far too up her own arse for that. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:48:30
        
        No room for you then? (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 15:53:17
        
        Chance would have been a fine thing... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:55:47
        
        She's a bit on the small side... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 15:47:47
        
        Means she would squeal like a stuck pig (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 15:49:38
        
        She certainly does... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 15:52:52
  - I had it done to me. Bitch. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 15:44:06
  - Oops. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:43:35
- Sack her. Do it by text on Sunday morning. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 15:42:04
  - Nah Christmas Eve when she's out with her mates. That way (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 15:44:52
    - you are quite evil at times aren't you? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 15:51:36
      - Only in my fantasies (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 15:57:25
    - Wrong sex (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 15:49:01
- make sure you give em their phil collins cd back (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 15:40:55
  - Lol (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 20, 15:52:52
    - :) (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 15:53:44
  - rofl (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 15:50:42
  - I thought it was Brom who likes Phil Collins? (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 15:42:20
  - I heard Phil Collins in the supermarket at lunchtime. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:42:15
- Sack her... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 15:40:50
- Going on the basis that if they don't want to be dumped, there's no good time. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:39:53
- right (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 20, 15:38:57
  - Breakup sweep stake? (n/m) (General Chat) - Swarn, Dec 20, 15:44:08
    - i take it i'm not allowed to participate in this? (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 15:45:59
      - good point! (n/m) (General Chat) - Swarn, Dec 20, 15:46:59
      - Rofl. You'd still lose. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:46:43
The only bells in my house this year will be in a bottle, between my ankles, (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 15:27:41
- best post i've read on here for months. Well done sir! (n/m) (General Chat) - franklin, Dec 20, 21:17:33
- I genuinely have no idea what you're talking about (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 15:51:01
  - That's probably the point. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 15:53:41
- Well, there's an image I'll have to fight out of my mind at 3pm on the 25th. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:29:39
  - It certainly won't just be a horrible anus. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:31:36
  - I've just taken the eradicate image instantly pill (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 20, 15:31:01
    - It's in and staying in. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 15:33:05
      - Said the bishop to the ginger one out of Girls Aloud... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:34:03
        
        I hate that crafty bishop, always stealing my laydeez... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 15:36:28
        
        Bash him then (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 15:45:33
        
        Like Tudders will on Xmas Day? (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 15:46:36
        
        WW2. (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:47:21
        
        I got distracted... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 15:48:21
        
        Like Tudders... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:46:05
        
        Oops. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 15:47:00
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 15:35:55
I don't like Xmas... (General Chat) - Small, Dec 20, 15:20:33
- That was sophisticated. Stand aside Augustine, Thomas Aquinas, Newton, CS Lewis (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 15:51:51
  - lol... (General Chat) - Small, Dec 20, 16:32:01
- does Christmas excuse you from proper entrances (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 20, 15:24:56
- You should be able to tick the box that enables you to opt out. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 15:24:13
  - I'm with you on that. Load of bollocks. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:27:21
    - Does your missus post cards to those you'll be seeing on Christmas or Boxing Day ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:28:47
      - Yes. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:30:00
        
        thing is though, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 15:34:29
        
        Have you had that stupid one with the cottage and the snow scene... (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:35:35
        
        nope, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 15:55:12
        
        She even wanted to post a card to the kids... (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:30:56
        
        No that's a really good idea (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 20, 15:31:36
        
        One was 1 last Saturday and the other was 2 last month. (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:32:20
        
        ah okay (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 20, 15:36:21
        
        Although the older one pretty much opened all the birthday presents on Saturday. (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:38:13
- im looking forward to the time off work........ (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 15:24:06
  - Exactly, me too. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 15:26:44
- humbug small (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 15:21:31
w (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 20, 15:16:01
- a (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 15:17:56
  - n (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 15:18:00
    - g (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 15:18:03
      - l (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 15:24:20
      - e (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 15:18:06
        
        r (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 15:18:08
        
        s (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 15:18:11
        
        Your mummy wouldnt be that proud of you if she knew you pissed about on the internet... (General Chat) - Ashton4England, Dec 20, 15:24:04
        
        Stalker. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:24:59
        
        Loser (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 20, 15:21:26
Who, so far, has not erected a REAL crimble tree so far?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 14:45:04
- superb real one - (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 20, 15:22:50
  - Sorry, but what the fuck is a wood nymph? And why do you need one? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 15:31:40
    - At the risk of revealing hobbies from about 15 years ago... (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:33:21
      - That didn't really help. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 15:34:29
        
        Sorry. (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:36:30
        
        This sounds like a conversation with MBK after 20 pints and 10 sambucas. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 15:40:13
        
        He's not a saddo roleplayer too is he ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:44:03
        
        No, just talks utter nonsense. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 15:45:15
        
        Does it take 20 pints and 10 sambucas for that? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:46:42
        
        No, you just have to fail a Talk Sense roll on a d20... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:51:08
        
        just little fairy like objects sitting in trees (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 20, 15:38:03
- No. I do not have any decorations at all in my house. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 14:56:19
  - jehovah? (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 15:03:22
    - Heh heh. (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 15:04:39
      - They've only been round our house once. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:06:32
  - Not even a ikkle bit of tinsel? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:00:54
    - No. Cancelled this year due to lack of interest, by me. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 15:07:30
      - But what about those hoooge expensive pressies we've all bought you? (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Dec 20, 15:10:44
        
        or But what about those hoooze expensive pressies we've all bought you? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 15:11:45
      - Go on. Go and get some tinsel. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:10:11
        
        And wrap it tightly around your penis... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 15:11:55
        
        deviant (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 15:12:29
        
        Aye (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 15:12:45
        
        Fuck off. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 15:11:18
        
        MOUTH! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 15:12:01
        
        A box of crackers? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:11:55
        
        No. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 15:21:44
        
        Miniature fibre-optic tree? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:17:46
        
        a guy who i work with has, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 15:28:59
        
        Tell you what - if one of them found it's way into this office. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:31:11
        
        LOL (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 15:39:58
        
        Fucking no. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 15:22:03
        
        OK, you win. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:24:03
        
        MOUTH! (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 15:23:18
- My real one is in the garden, all forlorn and unloved. (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 14:56:11
- i havent and wont be (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 14:51:43
- got a fake one (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 14:46:24
- Dunnat on Sundee. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:45:57
  - I dunnat on Fridee (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 14:46:35
    - Wuz gunner, on Fridee, but I hadder hangover. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:47:47
      - where do you have your tree? upstairs or downstairs? (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 14:49:03
        
        It's downstairs. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:50:07
        
        oh (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 15:06:00
        
        Errr - we sometimes share the cleaning like that. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:08:09
        
        He's pure North... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 14:51:52
        
        Quite. Downstairs or don't bother. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:55:58
        
        Pure North get confoosed with etiquette... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 14:58:14
Here's Himsworth, about to cycle home after a hard day. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 14:33:35
- I'd go with this one (General Chat) - Ashton4England, Dec 20, 15:00:58
  - Stalker. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:03:13
- Surely you meant this? (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 14:49:22
- haha, I've got a puncture :( (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 14:36:01
  - Alright. Himsworth walking home cos he's got a puncture. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 14:53:23
    - Have you got a job yet? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 14:54:59
      - If he has his new boss is going to want to knwo why he's looking at Pink websites. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:57:53
      - Does it show? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 14:56:54
        
        Nah, you look reeeaaallllyyy employed to us... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 15:04:57
  - Bet you get some right looks walking home in that lycra. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:41:46
Myleene's mum.... (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 14:27:31
- imagine that in the phone book (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 14:28:39
  - Or a typo... Bongk Lass (NCFC) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 14:30:11
  - plus her fella, Graham Quinn (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 14:29:59
    - Better than Graham Quim (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 14:38:37
      - The quim mother (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 14:40:17
        
        Bonk Quim... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 14:41:26
    - She'd go into my mobile as "Nyleene", fo' sure. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:31:11
FAO: Sharon Osbourne (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:05:13
- When did she get them out then ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 14:09:28
  - Well, they're not right out, but see (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:10:38
    - Not bad for a dead bird though (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 14:13:45
  - on an asda advert? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 14:10:17
- I assume shes had the old botox lark (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 14:07:44
What do you want for Xmas? (NCFC) - T 07, Dec 20, 13:53:20
- A shiny DAB. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:06:33
  - i will second that (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Dec 20, 14:26:17
    - So last year the pair of you (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 14:39:15
      - So three years ago... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 14:54:35
        
        except you can get them for ?20 now (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Dec 20, 15:22:53
        
        But I've had mine for the last 3 years... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 15:27:49
        
        as well as an answer for everything (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Dec 20, 15:31:14
        
        Well, if you wanna be a total mug and pay shit loads more then fine... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 15:07:26
        
        can you get handheld DAB's yet, if so how much? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 15:12:50
        
        As in ear phone sty-lee?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 15:15:23
        
        Yeah - walkman like jobbies. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 15:15:17
        
        I didn't buy it... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 15:10:41
        
        From mater and pater? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 15:13:15
        
        from the chief bread earners in Broms life (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Dec 20, 15:23:29
        
        Who were the chief bread earners in your life (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 15:28:57
        
        i meant now! (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Dec 20, 15:30:51
        
        Yeah? (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 15:33:09
        
        haha (NCFC) - conker, Dec 20, 15:35:29
        
        How am I not independant? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 15:41:56
        
        Don't actually remember... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 15:14:11
- Nadine from Girls Aloud (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Dec 20, 14:05:15
  - any of them for me, i'm not fussy (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 14:08:08
    - Even the ginger? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:09:46
      - Don't front like you wouldn't... (NCFC) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 14:15:11
        
        I bet you'd get shedloads from the News of the World for that story (n/m) (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Dec 20, 14:16:42
        
        You probably have to sign some sort of agreement not to say anything... (NCFC) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 14:25:15
        
        Ain't frontin' holmes. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:16:18
        
        Pharrell Williams? (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 14:55:01
        
        looks like Jay Boothroyd (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 14:57:50
        
        Lol (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 15:00:57
        
        Well judging by this I would do them all together if they asked nicely (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 14:20:06
        
        The ginger one just looks wrong... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 14:26:25
        
        She's not that bad... (NCFC) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 14:29:24
        
        You getting a bit desparate Squigs? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 14:39:51
        
        No, I just don't think she's that bad! (NCFC) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 14:41:01
        
        OK. Officer, arrest this young deviant immediately (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 14:45:57
        
        Deviant? (NCFC) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 14:47:56
        
        You are a perv and society needs protecting from the likes of you (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 14:53:15
        
        Do I look bovvered? (n/m) (NCFC) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 15:00:05
        
        Yes (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 15:07:41
        
        She's a right miserable bitch too... (NCFC) - Delveg, Dec 20, 14:35:13
        
        Perv (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 14:40:23
        
        Amen brother. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:27:40
        
        Ring-a-ding ding... (NCFC) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 14:25:38
        
        ring ding di di ding ding, ring di di di bim bim bim!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 14:30:54
        
        I covered my tracks to prevent some gimp doing a Crazy Frog rendition! (NCFC) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 14:34:25
        
        my point exactly (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 14:22:32
      - didn't we have this debate before? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 14:10:55
        
        Yeah, I start it all the time (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Dec 20, 14:16:00
        
        Probably. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:11:10
- TWO TICKETS FOR THE BURNLEY GAME!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 13:59:46
  - I've got two tickets for the Burnley game. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 14:02:49
    - Yeah but I haven't ! :-( (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 14:10:55
    - I've got one (n/m) (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Dec 20, 14:05:33
So, have we played well over the last three games? (NCFC) - BerlinCanary, Dec 20, 12:48:04
- Didn't play well against Crewe for most of the game. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 12:50:25
  - Not true,we played well apart for first 20mins at Crewe (n/m) (NCFC) - alanpartridge76, Dec 20, 13:43:40
At last, I've found the actual Steve in Holland. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 12:18:45
- lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 20, 12:37:34
  - sure,they are wrapped up under the tree (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 12:43:38
- Looks like the nerdy guy in Seinfeld (n/m) (General Chat) - big_erics_shin, Dec 20, 12:22:17
  - With wood. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 20, 12:22:38
    - You shoudn't have been looking at his crotch. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 12:27:46
    - He does look pretty aroused actually.Quite gross! (n/m) (General Chat) - big_erics_shin, Dec 20, 12:27:25
    - lol, I didn't even notice! (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 12:25:03
853.2 (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Dec 20, 12:11:59
- 1072.7 (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 20, 13:26:48
- better link...... (General Chat) - Canaria_glorificus, Dec 20, 12:46:03
- Guess what ? NU Net Nanny says no... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 12:38:07
- 903.2... GTFI (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Dec 20, 12:22:50
- 894.6 (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Dec 20, 12:17:19
- 660 (n/m) (General Chat) - coldplay, Dec 20, 12:14:29
  - 825.4 (n/m) (General Chat) - coldplay, Dec 20, 12:15:40
    - 891.6 (n/m) (General Chat) - meeky, Dec 20, 12:32:21
    - 1012.3... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 12:24:45
      - 1040.6! Ha! To You, Mr FP Sir!! (n/m) (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Dec 20, 12:36:51
        
        How long were you practicing for MP? Hmmm? (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 12:45:31
        
        Really ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 13:01:16
        
        "Really", what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 13:04:01
        
        Well (Shuffles Feet, Looks At Floor, Looks Awkward)... (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Dec 20, 12:51:25
      - You must be the luckiest person ever to play these sort of games. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 12:35:52
        
        All skill Squigs... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 12:46:37
        
        Hmm, you don't? (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 13:02:17
      - you bastard! (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Dec 20, 12:27:40
        
        although you didn't kill Kenny.... (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Dec 20, 12:28:28
    - 967.2!! (n/m) (General Chat) - coldplay, Dec 20, 12:23:48
      - 967.3 (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 12:24:57
        
        You're all rubbish (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 12:28:00
        
        I'm lying. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 12:31:17
        
        It's an oldie, but a goldie... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 12:33:30
        
        doesn't even work on my pc (n/m) (General Chat) - conker, Dec 20, 12:33:13
Women... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 12:06:39
- can of lynx didn't work then? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 12:07:45
  - Lynx often makes reasonably amusing ads... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 12:10:10
    - At the risk of sounding middle-aged dad-esque... (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 12:22:37
      - I never buy socks after September. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 12:25:43
        
        Indeed. I use her Original Source TeaTree and Lime shower gel from mid-Nov onwards... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 12:27:12
        
        Aveda all the way for me... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 12:28:37
        
        Although I draw the line at her shampoo and conditioner. (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 12:30:55
    - I always get Lynx for Christmas.Always...... (n/m) (General Chat) - big_erics_shin, Dec 20, 12:11:42
What are peoples general expectations in January over signings? (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 11:53:36
- Maybe I'm being a bit of an ostrich here.. (NCFC) - Clare, Dec 20, 12:05:20
  - PACE IS EVERYTHING (NCFC) - giant redwood, Dec 20, 12:49:59
    - Sheringham doesn't have much pace but he scores goals (n/m) (NCFC) - oh arr, Dec 21, 07:17:45
    - He's not as slow as people make out... (n/m) (NCFC) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 13:12:41
      - SLOW SLOW QUICK QUICK SLOW (NCFC) - giant redwood, Dec 20, 14:02:49
        
        Sure, he hasn't got lightning pace... (NCFC) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 14:26:54
    - Just ask Ted Sherrigham. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 12:51:53
      - dont call me edward (NCFC) - giant redwood, Dec 20, 12:54:41
      - Good shot (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 12:54:24
  - You are naive and stupid (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Dec 20, 12:29:34
  - Not At All... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Dec 20, 12:23:29
    - Do you work for the CIA - I hear they get all the good acid. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 12:33:17
    - Youth players. That's funny. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 12:28:37
      - I Know-But You Can Dream! (n/m) (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Dec 20, 12:52:28
  - I'd love it if he stayed (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 12:06:51
    - They know offers will be coming in. They don't have to accept them though. (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 12:09:07
      - How many clubs do you think.... (NCFC) - Clare, Dec 20, 12:17:56
        
        Wigan, West Ham, Man City and Spurs... (NCFC) - Delveg, Dec 20, 12:20:56
        
        Hey, I agree with you ! (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 12:19:51
        
        Man City like him and they could afford it (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 12:19:48
        
        But will they pay ?10m plus ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 12:23:06
        
        No, but I can see a cheeky 7.5 - 8 mill bid going in... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 12:27:22
        
        I don't think we'd accept that. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 12:28:07
        
        Don't be so sure... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 12:32:17
        
        He's going to Bolton ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 12:33:54
        
        And you missed... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 12:35:40
        
        Lies, you'd have claimed it had it been the other way round... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 12:38:37
        
        I think we would be mad to turn that down... (NCFC) - Delveg, Dec 20, 12:31:39
    - i think Worthington is just doing the same as most managers would.... (NCFC) - conker, Dec 20, 12:09:02
- If he goes I would hope that all the money would be available ... (NCFC) - meeky, Dec 20, 12:01:33
  - Yeah i'd hope that too (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 12:09:21
    - I'd expect some to go towards servicing debts. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 12:10:44
  - You said that about Helveg =p (n/m) (NCFC) - Derek_Achora, Dec 20, 12:07:31
  - 2 questions (NCFC) - DDiM, Dec 20, 12:05:40
    - 2) Even so, we'd have the rest of the instalments already budgeted for... (NCFC) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 13:23:07
    - Profit. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 12:07:56
    - Its the profit..... (NCFC) - conker, Dec 20, 12:06:32
      - Nowhere, just a guess (NCFC) - DDiM, Dec 20, 12:08:00
        
        Correct, the deal was based on instalments (n/m) (NCFC) - Derek_Achora, Dec 20, 12:11:08
- Perch? (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 12:01:12
  - We could afford him though... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 12:08:16
    - Back of the net... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 12:18:13
- What position is this Perch lad and how old. (NCFC) - Von Ron, Dec 20, 12:00:15
- Perch who is he? (NCFC) - Bonjour, Dec 20, 11:59:35
  - Mark Bower, I still think he's really good tbh (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 12:03:20
- might depend on where we are in the league..... (NCFC) - conker, Dec 20, 11:58:25
  - I'd Go With That... (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Dec 20, 12:11:56
- Give them MLJ back as part of the deal ?? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 11:58:01
- good call, i'd have any of them (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 11:57:22
- Low. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 11:55:51
  - Onandi? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 11:56:46
    - He's great in CM 03-04 (n/m) (NCFC) - Capital Canary, Dec 20, 12:29:57
    - Joshua. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 11:57:15
      - Aboveandbe (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 11:58:22
        
        That's rubbish. Go and stand in the corner. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 11:58:48
        
        What is this? House of tiny tearaways? (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 11:59:29
        
        Is there any telly you don't watch? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 12:00:44
        
        I hardly watch any telly (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 12:05:46
        
        Well you didn't learn about House of Tiny Tearaways ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 12:09:10
        
        haha, it's on late at night on bbc3 (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 12:17:25
        
        Ahem. My two-year old always asks for yoghurts and ice cream. (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 12:24:18
        
        What's wrong with yoghurt anyway? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 12:30:20
        
        You've not seen the state of our table cloth... (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 12:32:47
        
        seen it a couple of times on there (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 14:04:23
        
        If it was you'd be looking at a spell on the naughty step... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 12:00:25
I have contacted the club a couple of times about my son being a mascot (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 20, 11:52:36
- All you have to do... (NCFC) - sammyc, Dec 20, 13:57:49
- did you ask for Ros Watson? (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 11:57:53
  - I E-Mailed her on 2 seperate occasions, my boy is also a seaon ticket holder so is an (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 20, 12:46:24
  - another thought, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 11:59:23
    - JC is now called Captain Canary's Gang - ?10 membership... (NCFC) - Beth Nal Green, Dec 20, 13:39:28
    - Not sure there is that anymore - I wanted to enrol the kids... (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 12:04:12
      - Membership doesn't require ticket allocations anymore. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 12:14:49
        
        Still very expensive just for JC though. Was a fiver in my day... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 12:28:36
        
        s/allocations/applications (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 12:15:20
Player we could do with from lower leagues.. (NCFC) - Bonjour, Dec 20, 11:30:20
- Dean Ashton (NCFC) - Creosote the Killer, Dec 20, 11:34:45
  - thats pointless....... (NCFC) - conker, Dec 20, 11:53:29
    - How much do you want to bet? (NCFC) - Creosote the Killer, Dec 20, 12:11:36
      - Norwich have scored 26 league goals this season..... (NCFC) - conker, Dec 20, 12:19:16
        
        But how much money are you willing to put up (NCFC) - Creosote the Killer, Dec 20, 13:08:43
  - thats a bit unfair.. (NCFC) - Bonjour, Dec 20, 11:40:05
    - Ashtons value may have dropped since the end of last season (n/m) (NCFC) - oh arr, Dec 20, 11:52:13
      - but not since we got him, which was my point . (n/m) (NCFC) - Bonjour, Dec 20, 11:54:13
    - There is no way Ashton is a more complete player now than he was at Crewe... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 11:42:56
      - dario gradi said he's better now and he saw him every week! (n/m) (NCFC) - Bonjour, Dec 20, 11:47:28
      - Didn't he score headers v Man Utd and Newcastle with his back to goal? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 11:46:22
        
        What I meant was... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 11:51:22
      - How often did you see him play at Crewe? (n/m) (NCFC) - Delveg, Dec 20, 11:44:18
        
        True... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 11:47:17
        
        You cant gear a whole team to one player though.... (NCFC) - conker, Dec 20, 11:54:44
        
        Only works if you have one player who is light years ahead of everyone else, though. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 11:57:00
        
        You can and should... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 11:55:55
        
        and anyway,its called Norwich City Football club, not Dean Ashton Football club (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Dec 20, 11:59:54
        
        We started playing directly to Ashton's strengths on Saturday and won 3-1... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 12:00:47
        
        I looked at it more of a case that everyone put the effort in and played to their strength (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 12:07:34
        
        we didnt gear our whole style of play to it though...... (NCFC) - conker, Dec 20, 12:05:38
        
        Both where he was IN THE BOX... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 12:11:50
        
        Thats where strikers are meant to be though...... (NCFC) - conker, Dec 20, 12:32:45
        
        He is a striker... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 12:38:11
        
        No way...... (NCFC) - conker, Dec 20, 11:59:26
        
        That is very true... (NCFC) - Delveg, Dec 20, 11:50:51
  - Jason Jarrett's? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 11:35:36
    - Tony Pulis is a moron (NCFC) - Creosote the Killer, Dec 20, 11:40:30
      - didn't Pulis have Thorne when manager of stoke as well (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 11:41:34
        
        wishful thinking Pants (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 20, 11:42:01
        
        I know (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 11:43:02
    - Doing well at Plymouth (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 20, 11:38:36
      - To be fair, though, on his outings for Norwich, JJ did look spectacularly awful. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 11:39:55
        
        Excellent second half v Cardiff though (NCFC) - Creosote the Killer, Dec 20, 11:41:57
        
        Lacksadasical is a brilliant word, isn't it? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 11:43:06
        
        The only two occasions I ever remember Robinson being any good was (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 11:44:28
    - My maths brain tells me that half of very little is still very little. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 11:36:38
      - You'd be surprised, you really would. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 11:37:12
on yesterdays theme of writing on dirty vans (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 10:54:36
- Scott Mills needs stringing up as an example to the rest of us. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 10:55:42
  - Scott Mills makes Moyles a top bloke. (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 10:56:48
    - same here! (General Chat) - Gunnys mullet, Dec 20, 11:26:43
      - You're an old man... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 20, 11:36:45
    - hey? (General Chat) - coldplay, Dec 20, 11:22:46
      - No, but I can listen to him in the mornings (in my non-DAB) car... (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 11:31:46
Hughes out until February? (NCFC) - DDiM, Dec 20, 10:42:53
- I think a lot of people would privately echo your (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 20, 11:29:30
- I'm no Hooze fan, but being delighted that he's injured is pretty harsh. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 11:26:31
- New Hooze toy out in club shop (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 10:49:10
- fantastic... (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 20, 10:46:16
  - Fans (NCFC) - Creosote the Killer, Dec 20, 11:17:12
  - I'm not going to feel guilty (NCFC) - DDiM, Dec 20, 10:49:41
  - Terrible, isn't it. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 10:48:55
  - Welcome to the board where members hope we lose... (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 10:47:36
    - Never once said I hope we lose... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 11:38:14
      - I refer the honourable gentlemen to posts made before the Crewe game.. (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 11:38:58
        
        Oh yeah... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 12:04:22
    - I'll bite (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 20, 10:56:22
      - For the record I was in the (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 20, 11:27:27
        
        I reckon Wycomble lost cos they were on cursed by the old appearing on football focus (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 11:31:47
        
        I blame John Gorman's moustache (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 20, 11:34:48
      - well said Old Git (n/m) (NCFC) - oh arr, Dec 20, 11:21:36
      - During the Crewe game and Coventry game (NCFC) - coldplay, Dec 20, 11:17:37
      - He is right that a minority on here definately do though. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 11:02:19
        
        Yes Please! (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Dec 20, 11:17:52
        
        If I see what I saw on Saturday for the rest of the season I will be happy, I just want to (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 20, 11:24:30
        
        Thank you. An accurate summation of my feelings also. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 11:03:04
        
        Well, that's because it's a statement of the bleeding obvious (with respect to AB) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 20, 11:19:11
        
        It is a no-brain thing. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 11:21:40
        
        Numb-nuts (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 20, 11:24:59
        
        I make no appology for spending absolutely no time at all ... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 11:33:49
        
        See Old Git's post below (NCFC) - duke of york, Dec 20, 11:37:47
        
        They also don't know what goes on behind closed doors at Colney and in the boardroom. (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 11:35:54
        
        so is calling for the managers head (NCFC) - coldplay, Dec 20, 11:21:30
        
        I never, ever wanted Dowie... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 11:34:30
        
        I might like him a bit more if he took those tights off his head. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 11:40:25
        
        No, no, no (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 20, 11:31:19
        
        He brought two in because BOTH Edworthy and Helveg left. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 11:40:20
        
        Well said Old git (n/m) (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 20, 11:35:25
      - I can't be bothered to scroll back. But it's on the board. (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 10:58:23
    - Have Not & Do Not Hope We Lose. Ever. (n/m) (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Dec 20, 10:56:04
The Burger King Advert (General Chat) - Martin Peters, Dec 20, 10:38:10
- i like it when, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 10:43:09
- Talking of Burger King, anyone see Danny Wallace's Best Hoaxes on Sky One last night ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 10:40:55
  - Yeah - watched that. It's a shame he's not a better presenter... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 10:42:11
    - Indeed. Wasn't impressed with that Joey Scaggs bloke either (or his double) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 10:44:31
      - I missed bits of the first ten minutes ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 10:48:17
        
        Bit about Loch Ness, Icebergs in Australia, Left handed whoppers and the rabbit woman. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 10:50:05
      - Bestiality! (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 10:47:48
        
        It was actually worse than that... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 10:50:21
        
        She actually *shoved* them up there?!?! (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 11:03:47
        
        Indeed - then gave birth to order, so to speak... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 11:14:12
        
        Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, I say. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 11:23:38
        
        Lovely... (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 11:21:51
        
        Everyone needs a hobby. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 11:08:52
        
        I can think of less freaky ones... (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 11:24:04
Anyone played about with google earth? (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 10:33:30
- I think it's crap (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 10:38:44
  - It is crap for the UK - it's tremendous for the US though. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 10:40:57
  - i've not tried that, do you know if there's a detailed one of places in Europe? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 10:40:27
By the way, what the HELL sort of diet has Maradona been on? (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 10:16:12
- I know it's a bit girlie but (General Chat) - pieman63, Dec 20, 10:24:05
- Stomach staple init. (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 10:17:23
- Strong sulphates probably. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 10:17:21
Dread Zone - 360? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 10:15:41
LOJ's Christmas countdown only 5 days to go. (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 20, 09:42:48
- who you dedicating that one to? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 09:45:16
  - Doug Livermore, he looks like a man who is constantly pissed & also he cusses at the (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 20, 09:49:20
- I think the loj xmas countdown would be much better if you kept american "humour" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 09:44:23
  - Do you not mean American humor?.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 09:50:19
  - I have tried, I do cut some of the american phrases out of it. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 20, 09:48:14
Hey Tricky... (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 09:37:54
- What Are People Supposed To Do? (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Dec 20, 09:57:29
  - fair point, but (NCFC) - johnmcdowellshair, Dec 20, 10:20:33
  - What are people supposed to do ? (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 10:01:55
- I still aren't impressed with the whole situation of this season (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 09:53:22
  - Well Said Pants-Agree 100% (NCFC) - Martin Peters, Dec 20, 10:26:20
    - I've not said that Worthington is a good manager. (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 10:38:55
      - Tosh - If the manager picked our best players in their best position ... (NCFC) - bjt, Dec 20, 11:06:03
        
        Wigan have already spent a lot more than we did. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 11:14:59
  - 100% agreement there (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 20, 10:03:19
  - That's a massive uber-blub there fella. (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 09:59:30
    - not really a blub mate (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 10:11:10
      - I agree. And totally outclassing a Southampton side in pretty much the same boat as us... (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 10:15:12
  - You have to admit, pants may talk total bollocks about everything else BUT (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 20, 09:56:49
    - Yeah, that was bang-on. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 10:00:05
      - Do you think Gus is like the Rain Man? (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 20, 10:09:11
        
        I dunno ... (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 20, 10:25:43
        
        I've never seen Rain Man. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 10:13:39
  - Please say the 'aren't' in the title was a deliberate error (n/m) (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 09:56:46
- It's not Worthy (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 20, 09:43:35
  - Yeah right. Sounds a bit hypocritical to me... (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 09:47:40
    - Sense of humour crisis this morning? (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 20, 09:59:06
    - ground rules that say (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 20, 09:51:03
      - Pfft... (NCFC) - Squiggles, Dec 20, 10:47:09
        
        No you didn't (NCFC) - Clare, Dec 20, 10:59:42
        
        It's the way you tell them (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 20, 10:58:40
      - Chortle (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 20, 09:55:05
      - No no. Ground rules that say management and team responsible for both. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Dec 20, 09:54:36
      - I see what you did there... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 09:52:19
There is a great lesson for us all in yesterday's same sex wedding ceremonies (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 09:22:54
- I lived in Brighton for 5 years (General Chat) - dx1, Dec 20, 09:27:25
  - haha go out in scarborough and you'll get started on by the lot of them (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 09:31:24
    - Are you going to Scarborough Fair? (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 09:41:08
      - I think you deserve a small round of applause for that (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 20, 09:52:31
        
        I thank yoooooooooooo (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 09:57:18
- was it in Scarborough? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 20, 09:27:01
  - Northern Ireland I think. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 09:28:40
- Did'ja see the way she casually pushed the photographer out of the way...? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 09:26:30
  - I like the phrases (General Chat) - pieman63, Dec 20, 09:28:11
    - i quite like (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 09:32:46
      - That's pretty good too! (n/m) (General Chat) - pieman63, Dec 20, 09:45:02
      - I heard you prefered 'butch' (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 20, 09:34:37
        
        bitches all the way for me, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 09:42:39
        
        Haha! (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 20, 09:44:17
        
        fuck me man, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 09:53:05
        
        And she's NU ? What's her name ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 10:03:17
        
        Her name is Katie, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 10:10:40
        
        Not Katie in RLBC???????????????? (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 10:13:59
        
        Rofl - Mrs A doesn't work at NU anymore...There's two Katies in RLBC... (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 10:20:20
        
        there's more than that, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 10:31:12
        
        They'll be under Kate then I imagine. What does her surname begin with ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 10:32:36
        
        what do you do at NU out of curiosity? (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 10:39:27
        
        No, I'm in NUI in the main site. I design the CBTs. For another day and a half anyway... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 10:41:55
        
        I'm just looking at MEMO. And can look at (and amend) anybody's training records. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 10:45:39
        
        cool, sounds like fun! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 10:46:25
        
        And I'm lifting half of the available CBTs as part of my portfolio for when I leave... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 20, 10:48:57
        
        nice (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 10:50:05
        
        Gotta be N from the sound of it (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 10:37:31
        
        lol, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 10:45:41
        
        isn't Brom's girlfriend called Katie too? (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 20, 10:16:41
        
        Good spot! (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 20, 10:27:31
        
        lol (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 10:18:20
        
        not anymore! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 10:16:32
      - No surprises there then (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 09:33:26
    - Much better. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 09:29:13
- Lol! (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 20, 09:25:01
FAO South. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 09:22:17
- I meant the bit they are currently running (General Chat) - south, Dec 20, 09:26:28
  - OIC. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 09:28:05
    - Prove it bender (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 09:32:54
      - Not sure I can be bothered. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 09:33:46
        
        you aren;t the one (General Chat) - south, Dec 20, 09:36:01
        
        Ha ha - yeah. Mine was the first letter saying (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 09:38:20
- Morning (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 20, 09:23:10
Best moment from Saturday? (n/m) (NCFC) - WorthysYellaBirdFlu, Dec 20, 08:33:11
- My nominations (NCFC) - WorthysYellaBirdFlu, Dec 20, 08:35:53
  - for me it was, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 08:39:25
    - For me it was (NCFC) - WorthysYellaBirdFlu, Dec 20, 08:45:36
      - Hooze is not the worst signing W has ever made... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 08:53:39
        
        u wot? (NCFC) - pants, Dec 20, 09:18:37
        
        You what, what? (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 09:21:12
        
        Taking into account the money spent on the fee and wages over his contract (NCFC) - WorthysYellaBirdFlu, Dec 20, 09:01:10
        
        Are you talking about when he had a chance to score but fluffed it?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 09:08:35
        
        Yes that was one (NCFC) - WorthysYellaBirdFlu, Dec 20, 09:12:18
        
        OK, I can see we're not gonna agree here... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 09:20:45
        
        Lets agree to disagree (NCFC) - WorthysYellaBirdFlu, Dec 20, 09:23:27
        
        I'd say passing was the only thing he could do well... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 09:18:02
        
        Thing is, he can play a killer pass one minute .... (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 20, 09:24:20
        
        Or the ball to Pocket, I think, against Plymouth that led to the first goal (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 09:26:43
        
        his 5 yard ones are terrible! (n/m) (NCFC) - WorthysYellaBirdFlu, Dec 20, 09:19:44
        
        I feel sorry for the guy, another player signed who didn't stand a chance even before he (NCFC) - lovely old job, Dec 20, 08:58:12
        
        I feel sorry for him!! He gives 100% effort, he seems a likeable guy (NCFC) - WorthysYellaBirdFlu, Dec 20, 09:02:29
        
        i agree completely, (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 20, 09:08:56
        
        He's had nothing trained out of him - he is what he is... (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 20, 09:12:35
        
        To be fair... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 20, 08:59:08
  - only three of those are 'moments'. (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 20, 08:36:51
    - The other three are also moments but are sustained over a longer period of the game (n/m) (NCFC) - WorthysYellaBirdFlu, Dec 20, 08:38:55
- go on then what is it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Miss Piggy, Dec 20, 08:34:52
- give us a clue (n/m) (NCFC) - Jumbo1, Dec 20, 08:34:46
Bloke in the office has just been complaining over the phone ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 16:58:42
- lad next to me about 3.30pm (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 17:04:35
  - that's what happens with office moves (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 19, 17:06:18
    - funny old bod this one (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 17:16:08
      - eccentrics do make an office really (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 19, 17:18:13
        
        'Eccentric' I can deal with. 'Wacky' on the other hand ... (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 19, 17:23:08
        
        As far as I'm concerned ... (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 17:20:51
        
        You should hear The Oracle in my office. He's talking behind me now. It's agony. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 19, 17:22:35
        
        Does anyone remember the 'sitcom' called Agony? (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 19, 17:23:28
        
        ah don't confuse eccentrics (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 19, 17:22:29
        
        he has a machine gun laugh too (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 17:19:21
      - y'know when you jessies go on about the latest Gang of Four (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 19, 17:17:13
        
        yeah....................... (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 17:18:22
    - just thought though (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 19, 17:06:40
      - Timing all wrong. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 17:12:03
        
        you need to read the fiver (n/m) (General Chat) - south, Dec 19, 17:22:30
Gaz/Thetford/ais (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 15:36:24
Old Git, enjoying night out with pal. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 15:28:00
- Oh fucksocks. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 15:28:24
  - That's quite realistic (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 15:43:05
Tesco Deep-filled Mince Pies (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 19, 15:02:32
- Sainsbury's ones are nice (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 19, 15:17:52
- taste nice though... (General Chat) - Clare, Dec 19, 15:06:53
  - Not had Morrison's. The Tesco fresh-baked flakey pastry ones are quite good. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 19, 15:12:49
  - Very little from Morrisons tastes nice... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 15:08:43
    - This is true (General Chat) - Clare, Dec 19, 15:15:41
      - Obviously we'll still go to Tesco (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 15:17:10
        
        Yup we do that too (General Chat) - Clare, Dec 19, 15:18:59
    - Bought raspberries from Mozzers at lunchtime. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 15:12:46
      - 'whuch'... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 15:13:55
        
        It doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:14:53
        
        It's more habit than anything now... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 15:17:49
        
        Thanks Pants. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 15:16:55
- My Nan's were better, but (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 15:03:53
- mincer (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:03:19
  - No, it's definitely mince. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 19, 15:06:04
LOL. If this had been Waller they'd probably have left him there (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 14:52:47
- "a new pair of jeans to wear for our Christmas party" (NCFC) - Old Git, Dec 19, 15:11:39
- It's a personal dream of to to be locked in an off license..... (NCFC) - big_erics_shin, Dec 19, 14:57:31
  - and an old oil drum full of custard. (n/m) (NCFC) - tudders, Dec 19, 14:59:14
    - It'd have to be Devon custard though. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 15:00:15
      - Devon knows how they make it so creamy. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 15:02:00
  - And Twister, a video camera and a large bottle of Listerine ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 14:58:27
- What a fantastic pile of shit that read was (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 19, 14:57:24
- some nice jeans in there, lucky fucker... (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Dec 19, 14:55:01
Pork butcher from Norwich.......? (General Chat) - big_erics_shin, Dec 19, 14:49:22
- I think he was referring to the commonly held notion that (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 14:54:07
  - Yet a couple of years back (General Chat) - Clare, Dec 19, 15:08:14
    - Blimey..... (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Dec 19, 15:11:03
      - yeah... (General Chat) - Clare, Dec 19, 15:21:48
        
        Isn't fat. (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Dec 19, 15:25:02
    - Depends what kind of models they are looking for I suppose.... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 15:10:12
      - Been infiltrated by too many Midlanders in the past few years (n/m) (General Chat) - Clare, Dec 19, 15:22:06
        
        Lol... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 15:25:07
        
        Doesnt need to be loads to be too many (General Chat) - Clare, Dec 19, 15:33:48
        
        Any more than 0 (n/m) (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Dec 19, 15:38:30
  - Oh arr.I remember fucking that twat Jeremy Clarkson said similar.... (General Chat) - big_erics_shin, Dec 19, 15:01:04
    - Jeremy Clarkson is the big advantage of living in Norfolk. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 15:03:48
      - You are very angry today (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 15:04:59
        
        Errr. Yeah, maybe. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 15:05:47
        
        Well this story doesn't help much (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 15:08:59
        
        Link (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 15:09:13
        
        Tis monday, and christmas (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:07:07
        
        Missus said no last night? (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 15:07:01
        
        Not to me she didn't (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 15:09:27
        
        Yours was obviously busy with Greeno! (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 15:15:05
        
        I wouldn't stand for that AB (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 15:08:04
        
        I'll let him off. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 15:15:38
        
        I wouldn't. Go for it. (n/m) (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Dec 19, 15:16:38
JCB song (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 19, 14:33:21
- How is it? (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 14:37:01
  - Gorrilaz-Dirty Harry, but generally british music is in a shit state (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 19, 14:39:52
    - Gorrilaz are okay... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 14:41:11
      - all time musical hero diagnosed with cancer (General Chat) - south, Dec 19, 14:59:46
        
        Is the Big Country bloke dead ? Mind you, not sure if BC qualifies as music. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 15:01:06
        
        4 years ago friday (General Chat) - south, Dec 19, 15:04:53
      - *smack* (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 14:59:17
      - Yeah, 'cos that'd do the state of british music a world of fucking good. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 14:42:42
        
        I dunno, I'd quite like to hear 'Nonce Sense: The Album'. (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 19, 14:47:31
        
        lol, people like... (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 19, 14:50:42
        
        Don't let Brandonio hear you say that (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 14:58:53
        
        Woooooooaaaaah (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 14:43:51
      - i knew that was coming! (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 19, 14:42:23
        
        Didn't want to disappoint (n/m) (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 14:43:38
  - I think that's his point (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 14:38:29
- Next No 1 will be X Factor Shayne...what a bunch of pants (n/m) (General Chat) - big_erics_shin, Dec 19, 14:36:21
  - innit, followed by the return of Michelle McManus, lord help us (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 19, 14:38:05
    - McManus - decent buy on celebdaq? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 14:39:35
      - Depends on if the dividend is paid on a value to weight ratio (n/m) (General Chat) - BeverlyHills0201, Dec 19, 14:42:30
914.96 (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Dec 19, 14:31:46
- 918.51 (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 19, 15:01:32
- 1064.24 (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 14:37:54
  - I can't see you on top of the leaderboard (n/m) (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Dec 19, 14:38:56
    - No, I made it up - can't play it on my no-graphics browser. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 14:40:12
- 961.08 (n/m) (General Chat) - Trent_Canary, Dec 19, 14:34:35
  - 970.76 (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 19, 14:40:07
    - 3,456,712.93 (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 14:54:29
Anyone see the snooker last night, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 19, 14:08:07
- Did he beat the Nugget then? Booooo. He was giving hope to Old Gits everywhere (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 14:22:56
  - Yes - 10-6. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 14:24:21
- Especially when he's got to put in a 16 hour shift at the Golden Lotus tonight. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 19, 14:16:13
- He's chinese (n/m) (General Chat) - Klobo04, Dec 19, 14:11:33
- Chinese. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 14:11:28
  - nearly right then! good player though (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 19, 14:13:52
    - Three of the four semi-finalists in the last U21 world champs were Chinese. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 14:18:56
      - yeah i heard that too, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 19, 14:20:43
        
        You can just imagine the talk (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Dec 19, 14:23:15
        
        Probably more likely they'd use thier own language. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 14:25:03
- I thought it was a called in York last night (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 14:09:48
  - ????? (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 19, 14:11:13
FAO Ben. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 14:03:57
- agrees (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Dec 19, 14:06:14
  - All my fault, I am going to douse myself in petrol and strike a match (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 19, 14:21:25
    - strike a light, guvner (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 14:58:51
Why do they make Toblerones triangle shaped? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 13:41:08
- It' so when Hooze slices the ball out of play... (General Chat) - Jono, Dec 19, 13:45:29
  - I like the thought of toblerone boots. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 19, 13:56:12
  - Or the more common (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 19, 13:52:48
- groannnn 3/10 (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Dec 19, 13:42:46
  - that good? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 13:54:52
  - Get real - that's the joke of the year right there. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 13:48:22
Reckon this chap might be worth a bid in Jan ? (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 12:59:47
- Can scots play football? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 13:00:57
  - Gunn, Fleck, Mackay, Notman, MacDougall. Erm. Dalglish, Holt, Grant...Oh. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 13:46:28
    - Ross Jack LOL (n/m) (NCFC) - bartman, Dec 19, 17:31:59
    - I'd have put Notman in Category B, personally. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 19, 13:51:15
      - Notman was a smashing player... (NCFC) - Brom, Dec 19, 14:51:25
        
        Yep. (NCFC) - BeverlyHills0201, Dec 19, 15:25:29
  - Well let's not underestimate the (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 13:02:33
    - Hearts have proved how easy it is to assemble a side that (NCFC) - pants, Dec 19, 13:10:25
    - If you look at Kenny Miller, he is a good fizzy league player (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Dec 19, 13:10:12
      - I think he's a good enough prem player, surprised he hasn't moved from them (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Dec 19, 13:12:49
        
        Just refused a new contract, so he'll be off in Jan. (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 19, 13:23:12
    - Onion bag/net. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 13:03:19
      - Yes was going for the Ron Manager stylee and fucked it up by (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 13:05:14
  - Sheff Wed had a bid accepted for him yesterday (n/m) (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Dec 19, 13:01:26
    - Oh. How much ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 13:02:51
      - Doesn't say, read it on bbc sport. Link enclosed (NCFC) - Trent_Canary, Dec 19, 13:07:12
Can anyone come up with new ideas....? (General Chat) - big_erics_shin, Dec 19, 12:28:07
- Asylum seekers on board (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 13:15:21
- ' the driver has got an orange for a head' (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 19, 13:09:53
- Do you know the drivers mobile number? "Hot blonde seeks no-strings shag: call 07xxx" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:58:00
  - Hell of a lot to write there though... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 19, 12:59:37
    - OK: "No-strings sex: 07xxx xxxxxx". (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 13:00:21
      - As a wise old man once said... (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 19, 13:01:21
        
        Sorry, what did I miss? (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 13:02:37
        
        Your proposal was to write... (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 19, 13:03:55
- "Mike The Sphinx's daughter drives this van"... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 19, 12:57:50
  - sorry i dont get that at all (n/m) (General Chat) - mike_the_sphinx, Dec 19, 13:02:47
- Dirt for sale. Apply within. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 19, 12:55:21
- How's my driving? I couldn't give a fuck. (n/m) (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 19, 12:53:00
- "Honk if you'd like a blowie." (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:51:15
  - 'HONK' (n/m) (General Chat) - Jumbo1, Dec 19, 13:31:02
- Keep on truckin' (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 19, 12:46:44
  - Sorry.Did that in the 70's.... (n/m) (General Chat) - big_erics_shin, Dec 19, 12:49:13
- "Almost as dirty as your wife" (n/m) (General Chat) - Squiggles, Dec 19, 12:41:26
- "DRUG DRIVER" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:40:55
- how about "RWLC is bent" (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:38:23
  - *chortle*.. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 19, 12:40:43
    - Shouldn't that be "M. Khan is bent" ? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 19, 13:05:16
      - Is that from an old Mary Whitehouse sketch? (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 19, 13:07:23
      - Mary Whitehouse. Get in. (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 13:06:08
        
        aye, was going to suggest that but (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 13:11:24
- 'I'm pissed out of my fucking head' (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 19, 12:37:19
  - Surely the winner mr shin? (n/m) (General Chat) - bongo33, Dec 19, 12:41:14
- "Did you know your wife is this dirty ?" (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 19, 12:36:09
- "THIS VAN IS STOLEN" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:35:19
  - "ALL POLICE ARE CUNTS" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:35:35
    - "PLEASE PULL ME OVER AND GIVE ME A JOLLY TOUGH TIME" (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:35:55
      - That's what happened to Rodney King... (n/m) (General Chat) - big_erics_shin, Dec 19, 12:38:48
        
        I think the other side of the pond (General Chat) - bongo33, Dec 19, 12:42:36
        
        Depends how you view it. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 19, 12:42:25
        
        Officer Niggerhater. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:44:13
        
        Officer Coon. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 19, 12:46:51
        
        Loud shirt in a built up area... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 19, 12:46:36
        
        I've seen footage of a policeman in america being filmed (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 13:22:53
        
        Hicks, not Mel Smith. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 19, 12:53:39
        
        Differnet sketch. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:50:04
        
        Sigh... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 19, 13:01:07
- Is this your van? (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:34:26
  - "duncancumming".. (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 19, 12:41:32
    - nowt to worry about, just a pic of a shit van (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 13:20:42
- "I FUCK ARSES" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:30:17
  - How about a limerick? There once was a man from Wick..... (n/m) (General Chat) - big_erics_shin, Dec 19, 12:35:16
  - if it's a woman's arse (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 19, 12:31:10
    - It's from a fillum. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:32:08
      - a damn fine fillum (General Chat) - presuming_ed, Dec 19, 12:40:43
        
        I called him a ponce. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:44:58
- jism? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:29:47
- Clean this car (General Chat) - bongo33, Dec 19, 12:29:26
Larry the accountant (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Dec 19, 12:27:23
- Oh. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:29:15
- *booooo* (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:28:22
  - I think you two should be a little more charitable after some of your 'efforts' (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 19, 12:35:34
    - says he (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 13:27:19
      - I have (n/m) (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 19, 14:30:58
        
        ? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 14:50:10
I know it's not the clubs fault but (General Chat) - harvey nichols, Dec 19, 12:13:14
- we park in county hall and can get back to kings lynn by half six usually (General Chat) - Kings Lynn Canary, Dec 19, 13:00:51
- I used to live in one of those roads (General Chat) - south, Dec 19, 12:28:44
  - Agreed (General Chat) - bongo33, Dec 19, 12:31:42
- I don't think it was the residents fault either (General Chat) - bongo33, Dec 19, 12:27:49
- park in morissons? (n/m) (General Chat) - coldplay, Dec 19, 12:27:16
- Way of life in London... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 19, 12:23:00
  - Is it true... (General Chat) - bongo33, Dec 19, 12:34:59
    - Well, I don't know for sure, but put it this way... (General Chat) - Fierce Panda, Dec 19, 12:37:25
  - Put their winders through, the cheating cunts. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:25:07
    - More annoying (General Chat) - duke of york, Dec 19, 12:28:04
      - Or cut the 4 wheel drive bit that means they can go off-road... (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 19, 12:30:15
        
        But they don't go off road! (General Chat) - bongo33, Dec 19, 12:33:24
        
        Whooosh. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:38:33
        
        Really must give up ranting (n/m) (General Chat) - bongo33, Dec 19, 12:46:20
        
        Exactly. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 19, 12:35:28
- Shut up... (General Chat) - Brom, Dec 19, 12:20:46
- All the P&Rs go from the bus station now don't they ? (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 19, 12:16:41
- Park further away and walk? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:15:32
  - get a shitzu? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:22:42
    - Don't think they let dogs into the ground. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:25:53
      - You've not seen the bird a few rows in front and to the right of me then... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 19, 12:28:24
        
        Loreal (General Chat) - pants, Dec 19, 12:30:32
        
        Loreal ? Polycell would have a job... (n/m) (General Chat) - Arganth, Dec 19, 12:31:24
      - Ha ha. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 19, 12:26:08
- Park at the Lakenham Cricket and Tennis Club. (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 19, 12:14:55