Larry the accountant
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says "Where in the hell have you been?"
He replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a ?50 note on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain;
"Why on earth would an accountant get a ?50 pound note tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, for one - I like to watch my money grow;
two - once in a while I like to play with my money;
three - I like how money feels in my hand and lastly - instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow ?50 quid anytime you want.
Posted By: WOTB No1 Tipster 04 on December 19th 2005 at 12:27:23
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- Larry the accountant (General Chat) - WOTB No1 Tipster 04, Dec 19, 12:27:23
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